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reinanova · 2 months
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eliot: all right, go down
hardison: why you always—
eliot: twist it—not like That man
hardison: rephrase that man!
eliot: go under
hardison: why you always telling me to go down eliot?
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fourdollarwords · 11 months
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Continuing @leveragegiftexchange for @greyghoulclub! They have Hardison/Eliot on their ship list and they are a fan of the horror so I thought I would shift back to the 2016 meme of doing a redraw of a haunted house reaction. Hope you like it!!
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makrostil · 3 years
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elison 2021
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doodloos · 1 year
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Eli recently had a bit of a mishap where one of our other PCs threw her in a bon fire, so here she is with her new haircut!
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immaculatasknight · 2 months
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Who owns your data?
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RASSEGNA STAMPA: IN ARRIVO "QUELLA NOTTE SENZA" Elison Editore
Quella notte senza luna, il mio nuovo romanzo è in arrivo! Se ami le storie di profonde dai significati autentici, non puoi perderti questo libro che ti terrà incollato alle pagine fino all’ultima riga. Segui le vicende di Elena, una giovane mendicante che vive a Genova in una baracca fatiscente. La sua misera condizione viene in parte lenita dall’anziano clochard Alcide, che diviene per lei…
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polaroidblog · 2 years
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“polaroid – un blog alla radio” – S22E08
“polaroid – un blog alla radio” – S22E08
Bentrovate e bentrovati a una nuova puntata del podcast di “polaroid – un blog alla radio”, la trasmissione in onda ogni settimana da Bologna sulle frequenze di NEU Radio. Cominciando con un doveroso ricordo di Kiko Loiacono, partendo poi per l’Australia e la Francia, facendo tappa in Iowa e in Indonesia, e ritrovando nel frattempo anche uno dei nomi più cari e importanti del nostro piccolo…
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bitterkarella · 3 days
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Midnight Pals: Fat People
James H Longmore: after yesterday's incident, I'd like to offer a full and complete apology to the humorless scolds of the woke mob Franz Kafka: Kafka: well, good Kafka: see that it doesn't happen again!
Longmore: look, this story about joe's unwanted penis is just a light-hearted comedic jaunt! Kafka: booo! Longmore: [wiping sweat from brow] jeez tough crowd Longmore: better switch gears Longmore: hey how about a story about gross fatties?
Longmore: i have another story too Longmore: it's a terrifying descent into the depraved world of feederism Longmore: cuz there's nothing scarier Longmore: than a fat person Longmore: steve knows what i'm talking about Stephen King: he's right!
Poe: wow, these stories are kinda problematic! Poe: you're really kinda othering to trans and fat people Longmore: well, i am originally English Poe: oh yeah ok, that scans
Longmore: there's this guy called… the feeder Longmore: and they call him that because he Longmore: get ready for it Longmore: feeds people King: oh shit! oh wow! that is terrifying! King: i thought i was prepared but i was not prepared
King: i think King: i think i need to sit down for a minute Poe: are you going to be ok, steve? King: yeah, i'm King: yeah King: i just need a minute King: phew King: my heart is racing
Barker: how is this possible? Barker: Stephen king - master of the macabre! - scared of fat people! King: look, it's not that strange King: a lot of people are scared of fat people Barker: Barker: no i don't think that's true Barker: think this is a you thing, steve
King: well, think about it King: if you see a clown walking around outside of a circus, that would be pretty scary right? Barker: ok right King: now imagine if you saw a fat person walking around on the street, like it was normal or something-
King: it's just not healthy, you see King: that's why scientists invented the weight loss pill that makes you shit yourself to death from Meg Elison's story "Please Don't Invent the Weight Loss Pill that Makes You Shit Yourself to Death" Meg Elison: Elison: I am going to murder you
Longmore: so the feeder has a whole facility full of women that he feeds Longmore: until they gain weight Longmore: they're called gainers Longmore: stop me if i'm going too fast for you
Longmore: ok so imagine a fat woman Longmore: just the fattest woman ever Longmore: just so huge beyond belief, absolutely gargantuan Longmore: like the size of the entire planet Longmore: like 464 pounds King: holy shit guys this is the scariest story I've ever heard! King: i am legit shaking!
Longmore: so this guy is feeding a fat woman a stack of pizzas Longmore: and the pizzas are all Longmore: [falsetto voice] heeeey you should eat us! we're delicious! Longmore: [falsetto] we're pizza! look at us! we want to be eaten! Longmore: [falsetto] we're gonna be so sad if you don't eat us Dean Koontz: oh no i hope the pizza gets eaten!
Joe Koch: this sucks Koch: the pizza should speak in an Italian accent Barker: yes Poe: no don't say that joe!! Lovecraft: oh jesus Lovecraft: oh god Lovecraft: [sweats] oh jesus
Koch: the disc of cracked dough, crimson gore as red as god's menstrual flow, hissing fleshy tentacles of mozzarella, pale as the broken spirals of the universe, splayed open in a tattered furl of the anal fistulas of sundried tomatoes Poe: oh max you should like this, you like pizza Max Booth III: why does everyone keep saying that
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nuitthegoddess · 5 months
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❄️🤴🧤 Elison’s birthday!! The cold doesn’t bother him anyway 👏🥹
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roetrolls · 26 days
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long awaited sequel to the original villains as texts from my mom post
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visualbrainrot · 8 months
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"That special stupid is stealing over me... I am dumb around beautiful women. Seen the same thing happen to men"
-The Book of the Unnamed Midwife, Meg Elison
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gatutor · 7 days
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Muriel Evans-James Elison "Three on the trail" 1936, de Howard Bretherton.
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sasster · 10 months
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hiiiii Laeche hiiiiii {: im newt!!! do you have any fun engineering pet projects? what're some of your favs you've ever done?
"Not any related to my actual job or it's description."
>Laeche spreads the fingers on each hand and wiggles them.
"Been working some current redirecting gloves. A bit like Nene's claws, except they're only as powerful as the blow they're absorbing.
They can redirect all sorts of psionic blasts."
>He sniffs.
"Still tinkering with the redirection systems. As they stand, they either hit back with too little or too much power.
Knocked Elison right on his ass last time we tested them out.
Then there's the problem if dumping the excess energy so you don't accidentally get yourself.
It's a project of love."
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doodloos · 1 year
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Art fight's coming up, so I'm redoing all the icons for my Ocs! Here's the first batch!
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random-bookquotes · 1 year
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Now I see that if I do not carry my past with me, it will wrap itself around my ankles and drag me down. There is no living without it. There is no pretending I am not the sum of all these things.
Meg Elison, The Book of Flora (The Road to Nowhere, #3)
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ninsiana0 · 1 year
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Read NUMBER ONE FAN by Meg Elison is you love authors, stories about kidnappings, insight into the book industry, fanatics, fancy pens, parasocial relationships, hostage narratives, queer women, gender expectations & fantasy worlds.
(I received an advance reader copy through a Goodreads giveaway).
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