eliot: all right, go down
hardison: why you always—
eliot: twist it—not like That man
hardison: rephrase that man!
eliot: go under
hardison: why you always telling me to go down eliot?
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Continuing @leveragegiftexchange for @greyghoulclub! They have Hardison/Eliot on their ship list and they are a fan of the horror so I thought I would shift back to the 2016 meme of doing a redraw of a haunted house reaction. Hope you like it!!
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RASSEGNA STAMPA: IN ARRIVO "QUELLA NOTTE SENZA" Elison Editore
Quella notte senza luna, il mio nuovo romanzo è in arrivo!
Se ami le storie di profonde dai significati autentici, non puoi perderti questo libro che ti terrà incollato alle pagine fino all’ultima riga.
Segui le vicende di Elena, una giovane mendicante che vive a Genova in una baracca fatiscente. La sua misera condizione viene in parte lenita dall’anziano clochard Alcide, che diviene per lei…
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“polaroid – un blog alla radio” – S22E08
“polaroid – un blog alla radio” – S22E08
Bentrovate e bentrovati a una nuova puntata del podcast di “polaroid – un blog alla radio”, la trasmissione in onda ogni settimana da Bologna sulle frequenze di NEU Radio. Cominciando con un doveroso ricordo di Kiko Loiacono, partendo poi per l’Australia e la Francia, facendo tappa in Iowa e in Indonesia, e ritrovando nel frattempo anche uno dei nomi più cari e importanti del nostro piccolo…
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Midnight Pals: Fat People
James H Longmore: after yesterday's incident, I'd like to offer a full and complete apology to the humorless scolds of the woke mob
Franz Kafka:
Kafka: well, good
Kafka: see that it doesn't happen again!
Longmore: look, this story about joe's unwanted penis is just a light-hearted comedic jaunt!
Kafka: booo!
Longmore: [wiping sweat from brow] jeez tough crowd
Longmore: better switch gears
Longmore: hey how about a story about gross fatties?
Longmore: i have another story too
Longmore: it's a terrifying descent into the depraved world of feederism
Longmore: cuz there's nothing scarier
Longmore: than a fat person
Longmore: steve knows what i'm talking about
Stephen King: he's right!
Poe: wow, these stories are kinda problematic!
Poe: you're really kinda othering to trans and fat people
Longmore: well, i am originally English
Poe: oh yeah ok, that scans
Longmore: there's this guy called… the feeder
Longmore: and they call him that because he
Longmore: get ready for it
Longmore: feeds people
King: oh shit! oh wow! that is terrifying!
King: i thought i was prepared but i was not prepared
King: i think
King: i think i need to sit down for a minute
Poe: are you going to be ok, steve?
King: yeah, i'm
King: yeah
King: i just need a minute
King: phew
King: my heart is racing
Barker: how is this possible?
Barker: Stephen king - master of the macabre! - scared of fat people!
King: look, it's not that strange
King: a lot of people are scared of fat people
Barker:
Barker: no i don't think that's true
Barker: think this is a you thing, steve
King: well, think about it
King: if you see a clown walking around outside of a circus, that would be pretty scary right?
Barker: ok right
King: now imagine if you saw a fat person walking around on the street, like it was normal or something-
King: it's just not healthy, you see
King: that's why scientists invented the weight loss pill that makes you shit yourself to death from Meg Elison's story "Please Don't Invent the Weight Loss Pill that Makes You Shit Yourself to Death"
Meg Elison:
Elison: I am going to murder you
Longmore: so the feeder has a whole facility full of women that he feeds
Longmore: until they gain weight
Longmore: they're called gainers
Longmore: stop me if i'm going too fast for you
Longmore: ok so imagine a fat woman
Longmore: just the fattest woman ever
Longmore: just so huge beyond belief, absolutely gargantuan
Longmore: like the size of the entire planet
Longmore: like 464 pounds
King: holy shit guys this is the scariest story I've ever heard!
King: i am legit shaking!
Longmore: so this guy is feeding a fat woman a stack of pizzas
Longmore: and the pizzas are all
Longmore: [falsetto voice] heeeey you should eat us! we're delicious!
Longmore: [falsetto] we're pizza! look at us! we want to be eaten!
Longmore: [falsetto] we're gonna be so sad if you don't eat us
Dean Koontz: oh no i hope the pizza gets eaten!
Joe Koch: this sucks
Koch: the pizza should speak in an Italian accent
Barker: yes
Poe: no don't say that joe!!
Lovecraft: oh jesus
Lovecraft: oh god
Lovecraft: [sweats] oh jesus
Koch: the disc of cracked dough, crimson gore as red as god's menstrual flow, hissing fleshy tentacles of mozzarella, pale as the broken spirals of the universe, splayed open in a tattered furl of the anal fistulas of sundried tomatoes
Poe: oh max you should like this, you like pizza
Max Booth III: why does everyone keep saying that
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"That special stupid is stealing over me... I am dumb around beautiful women. Seen the same thing happen to men"
-The Book of the Unnamed Midwife, Meg Elison
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Muriel Evans-James Elison "Three on the trail" 1936, de Howard Bretherton.
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hiiiii Laeche hiiiiii {: im newt!!! do you have any fun engineering pet projects? what're some of your favs you've ever done?
"Not any related to my actual job or it's description."
>Laeche spreads the fingers on each hand and wiggles them.
"Been working some current redirecting gloves. A bit like Nene's claws, except they're only as powerful as the blow they're absorbing.
They can redirect all sorts of psionic blasts."
>He sniffs.
"Still tinkering with the redirection systems. As they stand, they either hit back with too little or too much power.
Knocked Elison right on his ass last time we tested them out.
Then there's the problem if dumping the excess energy so you don't accidentally get yourself.
It's a project of love."
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Now I see that if I do not carry my past with me, it will wrap itself around my ankles and drag me down. There is no living without it. There is no pretending I am not the sum of all these things.
Meg Elison, The Book of Flora (The Road to Nowhere, #3)
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Read NUMBER ONE FAN by Meg Elison is you love authors, stories about kidnappings, insight into the book industry, fanatics, fancy pens, parasocial relationships, hostage narratives, queer women, gender expectations & fantasy worlds.
(I received an advance reader copy through a Goodreads giveaway).
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