#I don't need dumbasses in my notifications

[royalarchivist]

Slimecicle: So we're starting to build an audience, I think it would be best if we kind of like, established a really unhealthy relationship with them? So maybe we hug, and we turn to the camera and go "We love you!"

Vinny: I think we're gonna establish the right audience that's totally not gonna like, blow up in our faces later. It's gonna be awesome!

Slimecicle: I think we should send these people after people we don't like, like dogs!

#Slimecicle #please help I don't know the other person who's talking #This will probably be a tumblr exclusive #I don't need dumbasses in my notifications #This game is called #Content Warning #Apparently #April 3 2024 #Tumblr exclusive #Charlie Slimecicle #This is an incomplete transcript to be clear

[marvelfilth]

The mustache

Pairing: Natasha Romanoff x f!reader

Warnings: none

Summary: Natasha crashes your date

Masterlist

You let a fake laugh bubble out of your mouth for what feels like a hundredth time this evening. Your date looks smug, her eyes trailing over your form, almost leering. She takes a sip of her wine and licks her lips slowly, daring you to look.

You don't.

You can almost hear Natasha say I told you so.

You clear your throat and take another bite of a perfectly made steak - the only saving grace of this disastrous date.

You mentally cringe, closing your eyes briefly. Objectively, the date is going well - she showed up on time, held the door for you, helped you to your seat and made perfect small talk, occasionally throwing in a joke or two. You can excuse her wandering eyes, knowing you've been throwing mixed signals all evening.

You nod along to whatever story she's telling, smiling and chuckling when it's appropriate. You barely resist the urge to excuse yourself. You chew on your lower lip, wondering how you allowed yourself to get in such a mess.

Your phone chimes once, screen lightning up with a new notification.

Natasha.

Yep. Here's your answer.

You look at your date, hating how different her smile is from your best friends. It's too large, too open and not even half as genuine. Natasha's smiles are small, barely noticeable, but they're enough to make your breath come short.

You sigh. You need to stop comparing your every date to Natasha.

“Do you mind if I take a look? It might be important,” you ask, reaching for your phone. She nods happily, waving the waiter over for another glass of wine.

How bad is it?

You snort, coughing immediately to cover up the sound and reaching for your glass.

Another message appears right in front of your eyes.

That bad?

You choke on your wine, discreetly looking around, but coming up short.

Six o'clock, dumbass.

You wait a moment and look right behind you, mouth falling open when you finally see her.

She's sitting three tables down, wearing your favorite hoodie and a black cap. With sunglasses covering her eyes. In a dimly lit restaurant. What makes you let out a strangled laugh, though, is a perfect old fashioned mustache glued right under her nose. She twirls both ends around her fingers, curling them up, before lowering her glasses and sending you an exaggerated wink.

The best spy in the world, the woman who made entire governments collapse, is sitting right behind you, looking like a child playing dress up.

You whip around, your face red, and wave off your date's concerned look. “I'm alright.”

She nods, all too happy to continue talking about all of the famous people she's met through her job.

You hide your phone under the table and shoot your best friend a text.

You're ridiculous

Her reply comes instantly.

And yet you love me.

Her words hit a little too close to home.

You are hopelessly in love with your best friend.

Another message comes through.

What's wrong?

You frown, eyes darting around. You didn't even do anything to warrant the question.

And don't even try to lie. I can tell something's wrong.

You sigh, tell Natasha everything is fine, and place your phone face down on the table, your date still recounting a story of how she met some actress.

The next half an hour is tense. You can feel Natasha's eyes on you. You can hear her plotting a way to get you out of here, but you know you have to at least try to make it work, if not with… Connie? Courtney? Then with someone else, before you go completely mad.

Your phone rings. You can't stop yourself from picking it up.

“Sorry, it’s an emergency.” Your excuse sounds bad even to your own ears, and you wince when your date pointedly looks away with pursed lips.

“Do you want me to throw her out of the window?” She starts without a preamble. “If not, I have a knife in my boot and you know how good I am with knives.”

“Can't you handle it without me?” You ask, knowing Natasha will play along. Your date reaches for her purse, dejected. Guilt swirls in your chest, and you contemplate your next words. Maybe you should stay and-

“Don't feel bad, she's been looking at the blonde to your right since she came in,” Natasha drawls, “and no, I can't handle it without you. I need you back home.”

You blush, biting on your lower lip.

“I'm sorry, but there's been an-”

“Just go,” your date cuts you off, “I'll handle the bill.” Her eyes are on the blonde girl before she's done speaking, and you leave with your conscience clear.

Natasha catches up to you outside and leads you to her corvette - her sunglasses and cap are gone, but that ridiculous mustache is still in place.

“What do you think?” She asks as she opens the door for you before going around the car and taking a seat behind the wheel. “I like the look.”

You snort and shake your head, amused with your best friend's antics. “It's… something.”

She rolls her eyes, starting the engine. “I know you love it.”

You hum, relaxing against the soft leather, your worries stoved away by Natasha's calming presence.

“Why do you keep going on dates if you hate it so much?” She asks when you reach Compound gates.

You sigh, think of an answer that would get her off your back without making her suspicious.

“I just… I-” you stutter, wincing.

Great.

She raises an eyebrow, looking absolutely ridiculous, but so, so beautiful, it makes your entire chest ache.

The car comes to a stop, and Natasha focuses all of her attention on you.

“I need to get over someone.”

There, you've said it.

“Who?” She asks, and for the first time in all the years you've known her you can't read her at all.

“You don't know them.”

She looks ahead, her jaw clenched tight. “How long?”

You blink away the tears. “A few years.”

She looks down at her lap, her fingers tapping against her thigh. “Who?” She asks again.

“Natasha…”

“Is it Carol?” Her voice is tight, her eyes dart around the street.

“God no,” you chuckle, thinking about your blond friend. Valkyrie would kill you on the spot if you even looked at her the wrong way, not that you're interested anyway. They need to get over themselves and finally admit their feelings to each other. Anyone can see their pining from a mile away.

“Kate?”

You shake your head. “You don't know them.”

“Then tell me. What would it matter?”

“Nat, can we just-”

“Tell me.”

You groan, and turn to open the door, but Natasha’s hand landing on your thigh stops you. You swallow, freezing on the spot.

“Please.”

You close your eyes, bracing yourself for the inevitable. “It's you,” you whisper.

The hand on your thigh clumps tight. “What?”

“It's you,” you repeat, feeling braver after the admission. “Always you.”

She lets out a deep, shaky breath, before reaching for your face with her other hand. “Look at me, please.”

You face her, eyes still closed, a few tears sliding down your cheeks. They're wiped away a moment later, and your face gets enveloped in the softest warmth.

“Open your eyes.”

You swallow, and do as she asked. She looks at you like you're the most precious thing in the world.

“I love you.”

Your heart skips a beat at her words, lips falling open. “What?”

She smiles, her thumb tracing patterns on your wet cheek. “I love you.”

You look at her for a long moment, taking in her features - her forest green eyes, tender and soft, the slope of her nose, so kissable. Your eyes trail lower and then suddenly a loud laugh makes its way out of your chest. You bend, clutching your stomach, happy tears gathering in the corners of your eyes.

Natasha looks delightfully confused.

“I'm sorry, it's just…” you giggle, pointing at her face, “the mustache.”

She groans, tearing it away. “I've been going crazy all this time, you know.”

“Yeah?” You grin, head spinning.

“Yeah,” she says before claiming your lips. She's soft, so soft it makes your toes curl and your chest get warm and fuzzy. The kiss is gentle, loving. You mewl against her, opening your mouth and welcoming her tongue.

The kiss grows heated.

“I,” you gasp between the kisses, “I love you. So much.”

You can feel her blinding smile in the next kiss, and the one that comes after.

#natasha romanoff x fem!reader #natasha romanoff x you #natasha romanoff x reader #natasha romanoff x y/n #natasha romanoff #black widow x you #black widow x reader #black widow #the mustache

[newtkive]

pixels [newt x reader - modern text au]

ch. 4 - agoraphobia and burger king on 5th street

summary: a personal experience provides a way for newt to connect to y/n.

warnings: strong language, mental health talk, depression, medication (its my literal prescription i mention oops this is like a self insert fr), mutual pining, none really.

➥ m.list

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THE GLADE

[ 10:52 am ]

y/n: it’s official yall

drugs saved my life

tommy: huh??

minho: same

newt: wow, i’ve never seen your name on my screen before 12 pm

y/n: shut the hell up bitch

newt: ouch, touchy

minho: woah

touchy 👀

are yallll..?

y/n: you’re sick

tommy: are we going to ignore the drugs statement??

like hello are u ok ??

newt: you’re annoying minho

minho: yea <3 😊

notice how they didn’t say no

y/n: you guys just don’t understand how a girl like me needs beauty sleep..

and no we aren’t

gally: all that beauty sleep and ur still walking around with that mug.. yikes.

y/n: 😑

i hate you i haete you i dhateoyifu

minho: great she’s having a fit

y/n: no one cares about me

and you think i’m ugly

this is so sick

and you don’t even care that i’m on drugs

☹️😭😭😭😭 done.

newt: no one said that love

gally that was rude

minho: BRUHHHHH

here she goes

tommy: I CAREE????????

DO I NEED TO COMEGET YOU????

y/n: yes 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

before i do something crazy 😭😭💣

minho: THE BOMB IS WILD

tommy: stay where you are

i have your location

newt: uhhh

y/n: pause what

minho: tommy why would you admit to that

tommy: im On my way! what’s the issue

sorry autocorrect

y/n: WHY DO YOU HAVE MY LOCATION????

gally: can you guys shut the fuck up

minho: the drama queen is here 😍

gally: stop

alby: I have it on Life360, I imagine Thomas does as well. In fact I have all of your locations.

y/n: oh

i forgot about that app..

minho: i didn’t. i get a notif that newt’s phone is at 5% all the goddamn time

even tho he said he deleted it

newt: just turn it off then

i redownloaded it don't track my app intake

minho: no it makes me feel less lonely

y/n: awwwww

idk how you do that newt

newt: do what?

y/n: not charge your phone

if my phone gets below like 15% then the monsters will get me

tommy: omg me tooo 🥹

newt: i was about to say you sound like tommy.

tommy: don’t say that!

she’s on drugs i don’t want to sound like an addict 😔

newt: she isn’t on drugs thomas

tommy: she literally said she is newt :/

5 mins and i’m there y/n

y/n: are you actually fr

thomas..

we live very far away sweetie

newt: i mean

if you were in trouble you don’t think we’d come get you?

tommy: ^^

but life360 says you’re at the burger king on 5th

minho: no that’s me LOOOL

y/n: NEWTTT ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

tommy: wtf

i’m the one who’s coming to get u

why does he get the credit

minho: no tommy you’re coming to get me

tommy: oh yippee i get to see my friend 🤗

newt: ewwwwww

y/n: EWWWWW

tommy: OH STOP IT

y/n: why burger king of all places min

minho: why drugs of all things y/n

gally: she’s not doing drugs are you guys fuckin insane

y/n: yes i am

it’s 10 mg of fluoxetine 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

ONCE A DAY!!!!!!

IM ADDICTED

newt: no you aren’t, 10 mg is the smallest dose

minho: told y’all she was on drugs

y/n: ???????

minho: over the year

you’re too hyper to not be on some crack shit

tommy: oh stop that’s not nice.

newt: it’s not drugs like that minho stop.

tommy: uhoh he brought out the . at the end

y/n: it’s just for anxiety cuz i can’t leave the house without going into a breakdown

minho: she got acrophobia

told y’all she was mental

newt: what the fuck are you talking about

tommy: oh i know that word

fear of spiders 🕷️

minho: wtf no

fear of outside

y/n: i’m not afraid of outside

newt: that’s agoraphobia you fucking dumbass

y/n: 😍

i did NOT mean to send that lol oops

newt: ??

oh, okay

minho: when he’s a know it all 😍

when she’s agoraphobic 😍

y/n: when he’s at burger king on 5th because he has no food in his fridge and can only afford a $1.99 whopper with the coupons from the newspaper 😍😍😍😍

minho: 😒😑

newt: LMFAOOOO

GOOD THAT

minho: british people be so annoying

saying shit like gormless minger and good that be sooo real rn

newt: i have never said gormless minger in my whole 26 years of life.

y/n: you just did bro

newt: call me bro again

y/n: bro

brosive

brother

stepbro

minho: laughed until i saw the last msg :/

newt: 😑

y/n: ok youre the perverts

minho: cant you take your prozac and turn back to normal now

y/n: so you DO know what it is..

gally: wym 'back to normal' like there was smth before this??

y/n: real i been like this for life

tommy: i got whopper and two large fries and mozzarella sticks

newt: wow

y/n: wow just call him a fatass newt.

newt: i would never, stop

y/n: 2 large fries is kinda crazy tho

tommy: i have to get enough to share with my friend

minho

gally: surprised you have friends

tommy: yeah you are not one.

gally: RUDE?

y/n: WELL LMFAO

minho: i literally already ate also gally ur not my friend either

newt: same

alby: same

gally: well why tf am i in here

y/n: well you're my friend!

gally: great.

y/n: not with that attitude..

tommy: y/n you're ok though right??

y/n: yes tommy im fine sweetie

go eat your food

tommy: okay i wish you could share these fries with me

y/n: me too :(

minho: i don't

big back would eat em all

y/n: i actually hate you

__

newt

[ 11:45 am ]

newt: hey

y/n: hiii :D whats up??

newt: idk why but this feels like secretly texting you across the room at a party

y/n: actually tho

picture me giving u a look from across the room

newt: you would blow our cover immediately

i just wanted to let you know if you needed any like,, advice or something with your new medicine i'm here for you. i take the same stuff on top of lexapro

y/n: oh really?

newt: yeah i do

y/n: newt :( thank you

i am a bit nervous to start it tbh

newt: i understand, i was too

but hopefully it'll change things for the better

y/n: i hope so

i didn't realize you dealt with anxiety n stuff

newt: more than you know

you aren't the only one and you aren't alone w it

y/n: you're sweet newt, thank you

newt: don't mention it :))

sorry the smiley was creepy

y/n: lmao no i like it

if you need to talk or anything too i’m always here

newt: yeah?

y/n: of course ): you’re my pookie

newt: one day you gotta let go of that word lmao

y/n: but you love it tho

newt: you tell yourself that

actually are you free rn?

y/n: yeah! i’m just about home what’s up?

newt: i’m bored so pick up the phone

y/n: NEWT LMAO

ok fine 😒

#the maze runner #the maze runner fanfic #tmr #tmr newt #newt x reader #newt imagine #the maze runner newt x reader #the maze runner newt imagine #the maze runner newt #thomas brodie sangster #thomas brodie-sangster #thomas brodie sangster x reader #dylan o'brien #reader insert #text au #modern au #newt x reader au #fanfic #the maze runner imagine #newt tmr #thomas brodie-sangter x reader #hi #idk #reader is funny #tbs #tbs x reader #tbs imagine #thomas the maze runner

[skz-streamer]

Jisung As Reminders

Simptober Reminders M-list

Pairing: Jisung (skz) x fem!reader

Genre: Fluff, crack (its Han..I mean💀)

Warnings: mention of food, testing?

Notes: my little dumbass<3333 :)

-please read responsibly, and remember that this work is fiction and meant strictly for imaginative fun. the idols used in fics are more accurately faceclaims and personality outlines for imaginary characters, and should not be interpreted as factual representations of existing people

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"Don't forget to pick up groceries!"

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The day was bright and full of possibilities, and you were getting ready to head out for a few errands. Before leaving the house, you and Han had set up a location-sharing app, allowing him to receive notifications when you left or arrived at specific places. It was a small yet practical way to stay connected and ensure your safety.

As you stepped out of your front door and locked it behind you, Han's phone chimed with a notification. He checked his phone and saw that you had left the house. A smile tugged at the corners of his lips as he decided to send you a quick text.

"Don't forget to pick up groceries!" he texted, reminding you of the important task.

You received the message and couldn't help but chuckle at his gentle reminder. You quickly texted back, a playful tone in your message, "Yea, what do you think I'm doing right now? 💀"

Han's reply came almost instantly, and it carried a hint of faux regret. "Ooohhh, I'm sorry, little miss sassy. 😓"

You rolled your eyes with an amused smile, appreciating his playful banter. Your reply was lighthearted, though the underlying sentiment was one of affection. "Yea, whatevs."

It was moments like these, filled with playful exchanges and sweet reminders, that made your connection with Han so special.

With a chuckle, you continued on your errands, grateful for the small but meaningful ways in which he showed his love.

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The morning was a busy one, and as you rushed around the house preparing to leave, you couldn't help but feel a twinge of sadness. You were going to miss Han, your rock, your confidant. You knew you'd see him later, but these moments of departure always tugged at your heartstrings.

With your bag slung over your shoulder and the car keys in hand, you walked over to where Han was sitting on the couch, engrossed in a book. You leaned down to give him a quick peck on the cheek. "I'm heading out now, Hanie," you said with a soft smile. "Love you."

He looked up from his book, his eyes warm and filled with affection. "Bye, honey. See you later."

You closed the door behind you and walked towards your car. As you drove away, there was an odd feeling gnawing at the back of your mind, a sense that you were forgetting something important. You tried to shake it off, focusing on the tasks ahead.

But just as you pulled into the supermarket parking lot, a text from Han lit up your phone screen. "Don't forget to pick up groceries!" it read.

A sinking feeling settled in your stomach. You had indeed forgotten the grocery list at home. Groaning inwardly, you quickly typed out a response. "Heyyyy, I forgot the list. Can you send it to me?"

Almost instantly, Han sent a picture of the grocery list, complete with his neat handwriting listing all the items you needed. You couldn't help but smile at his thoughtfulness. "Love you. Thanks, honey," you texted back.

A kissing emoji appeared on your screen in response, and you couldn't help but giggle to yourself, gosh you were so lucky :)))

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The day was winding down as you made your way home, the sun casting long shadows across the sidewalk. It had been a productive day, and your mind was drifting towards the comfort of your cozy apartment. Just as you were getting lost in your thoughts, your phone chimed, snapping you back to reality.

It was a message from Han, your boyfriend. The message read, "Don't forget to pick up groceries!" Panic washed over you as you realized that you had completely forgotten about it. You hastily typed out a response, "haha a little too late for that 😃," though you knew it was more of an embarrassed smile than genuine amusement.

Han's reply was swift and filled with playful exasperation, "BROO HOW DO YOU FORGETTT THERE IS LITERALLY NOTHING AT HOMEEE."

Feeling genuinely apologetic, you sent a message that read, "SORRY!" accompanied by an emoji that conveyed your regret. You couldn't help but chuckle at your own forgetfulness.

His next message, however, reassured you, "It's fineee, I'll go later 🙄." Han's understanding and patience never ceased to amaze you.

You couldn't help but smile at his response and texted back, "YOURE THE BESTTT."

He replied with a hint of mock pride, "Yeah, yeah, I know, world's best boyfriend over here."

You responded with a playful 💯 emoji, the laugh in your chest spilling out as you thought about the look on his face right now, he was probably sitting in the studio giggling at his phone. gosh, you loved him so much.

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[verslxt]

sick days ~ r. suna

yo yo yo! it’s me again 🤪. anyways…i’ll probably do a poll for each fic i write, probably. unless i have an idea and i already have a character for it.

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rintarou suna ~ inarizaki 3rd year, been dating y/n since 1st year, won prom king with her a few days ago. middle blocker in volleyball

y/n ojiro ~ arans little sister, dating suna since 1st year. ecstatic that she won prom queen because she doesn’t think she’s that pretty. currently sick in her bed

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you laid back down after arans daily facetime. you got sick like sick sick. coughing, throwing up, and a fever of 103.5°

you saw a text pop up from suna

baby daddy 🥰

baby where are you?

you typed back

sick

~sunas pov~

baby momma 😍

sick

“how did she get sick so soon” atsumu looked over my shoulder at me and y/n’s texts

“man i don’t know” i said grabbing my bag. “make up and excuse for me! tell them i got sick with y/n”

i grabbed my keys and walked out. i got to my car and started it. while i waited for it to warm up i made a group

tsumu 😐, onigiri lover 😋, baby momma 😍, toshi

yo make up excuses for me. i’m going to y/n’s house

~y/n’s pov~

you felt your phone ding

dumbass 😶, baby daddy 🥰, onigiri lover 😐, toshi 🥱

baby daddy 🥰

make up excuses for me. i’m going to y/n’s house

i typed back

rin you really don’t have to

baby daddy 🥰

yes i do

a few minutes later you saw a slouched over 6’1 boy enter your room

“hi baby”

“tired”

“same”

you opened your arms and he took off his shirt and layer over top of you.

“if i run out of the room will you hold my hair while i throw up?”.

“baby.”

“yes”

“of course i would”

~time skip~

“y/n dear-“

your mom opened the door to see you and suna cuddled up together. she couldn’t help by think of her and your dad at that age

that’s when you woke up

“hi mommy”

“hi baby. you feeling any better”

“yea, but i may still need tomorrow of”

“okay, i got you a little something”

you sat up straight as your mom took out a book

“you’ve been wanting this book for a while now. and your grades are outstandingly good”

she placed the book ‘a girl in pieces’ in your lap

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the next day you woke up to suna coughing. and coughing hard at that.

“baby are you okay?” you asked rubbing his back

“yea, i think i just caught whatever you did”

“you want anything?”

“a shower”

you got up and started the shower for him, he wrapped his arms around your waist.

“can you text the group chat”

“yea”

suna kissed your temple and took off the sweatshirt you gave him. it always amazed you seeing his abs.

you got out of your bathroom and grabbed your phone

personal chef 🫶🏽

do need to text sunas mom and tell her you and suna got sick

future motha in law ❤️

did you and rin get sick? do i need to call the school?

you typed back

my child 😶

me and rin are now sick, sunas mom already knows

future dautha in law ❤️

me and rinnie are sick, but we’re getting over it slowly but surely. he is in the shower currently, i’m going to make him some breakfast

the better suna 🤪

gurl did my brother get himself sick

the better ojiro 🤪

lmao yep

you went downstairs and went into your kitchen

“hey alexa play maneater”

“playing maneater and similar songs”

“take it back, take it back”

you smiled as you grabbed out a pan. that’s when you felt two hands snake around your waist

“yes rinnie”

“a maneater kinda mood i see i see”

you giggled at sunas comment

“hey you have a notification on your phone”

“oh tell me who it is”

“the better suna”

“omg rin that’s your sister”

you opened your phone suna hunched over his head in the crook of your neck

the better suna 🤪

this boy is OBSESSED with you gurl

“she’s not wrong. first thing she’s ever been right about”

you laughed as suna kissed you

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sorry, this is literally so bad!!! but i’ve been working on it all week. anyways you guys prob don't know what the contact names are, so i'm just gunna give you a run down of them

personal chef-momma ojiro

future motha in law ❤️-momma suna

the better suna 🤪-reiko suna

baby daddy-suna

baby momma, my child, the better ojiro, future daugha in law-y/n

#suna x reader #suna rintaro scenarios #suna rintarō #haikyuu #haikyuu x y/n #suna x you #suna x y/n #haikyuu oc #haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu fic

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Just The Two of Us (Idia Shroud x gn!reader)

Tags: fluff, hurt / comfort, crack (?), miscommunication trope (derogatory), my attempt at perspective shifting and humor, idia slander /lh (idk why I bullied him sm in this chapter lolol)

Word Count: 3602

It's been a week since your last date with Idia and you're starting to believe that he's lost interest in you. However, Idia is insecure from what has happened on said date. Luckily, you're both able to clear each other's misconceptions.

AN: hhhhhh i'm sorry this took so longggg i just knew what I wanted to right but not how to write it, y'know. also i wanted to take a break from writing longer fics since I wrote the last one in the middle of the night (as if i'm not doing that again-)

You lay awake in bed. It's 1 am, the air is cool and the only noises you can hear are the trees shaking outside and Grim's little snores. You should, theoretically, be asleep right now. But your worries keep you up.

It's been about a week since your first, and seemingly last date with Idia Shroud. The boy you've had a crush on for so long. The boy you've been close friends with for even longer. And he hasn't talked to you since. You thought he hated you for that date. Maybe it was because you knew of his anxiety and still made him go outside. Maybe it was because you kicked him too much while playing that arcade game. Maybe it-

Your thoughts are luckily silenced by the bright light coming from your phone. You glance over at the notification. Speak of the devil.

Sans: hey you up?

You were annoyed by how nonchalant he seemed despite trying to avoid you for the past week but your desire to be closer to him was stronger than any resentment you had for the boy.

You: no lol

Sans: oh (╥﹏╥)

Sans: im sorry for waking you

Sans: forgot normies needed their sleep

Sans: ill let you sleep

You: no it's fine. i was just joking

Sans: ಠ︵ಠ

You: so, did you wanna talk about something?

There was silence for a few moments. Maybe he really was mad at you; you would think if the constant flickering of ellipses at the bottom of your screen had anything to say for it.

Sans: just wanted to ask you something (´-﹏-`；)

You: and this couldn't wait until morning??

Sans: yes

Sans: i wanna see you again

Sans: in person

Sans: i miss you

Sans: i really do

Your heart tightened with a multitude of different feelings. On one hand, you were upset because he could've spoken up about this beforehand. On the other hand, you would feel really bad to get mad at him if he was serious. And on a separate hand that swatted the other two away, you just wanted to hold your firey little shut in so bad!

You: you better not be lying y'know!

Sans: im not!!!

You: good, cuz i miss you too dumbass

Sans: (≧▽≦)

Sans: wait dumbass?!?!

If you were mad before, that feeling was swiftly filled with amusement. You tried to keep your laughter in, so as not to wake Grim, who was still peacefully sleeping at the edge of your bed. Feeling mischievous, you decided to tease Idia.

You: so, you wanna see me so bad huh???

Sans: ye?

Sans: if it's about me being distant for the past week, ikik

Sans: id rather talk about it in person though

Sans: i don't wanna talk about it over text and have you not believe me and get a bad end!

Your nerves started to grow again. You two didn't even start dating yet and he wanted to break up?! Hopefully this was just a misunderstanding on your behalf but given how tired and already upset you were before, it was hard to think rotationally.

You: k. how about we meet up tomorrow? or today ig

Sans: SO SOON?!?!

You were confused by his response. Clearly if he wanted you two to stay friends then he'd want to have this conversation earlier than later.

You: yeah, why not??

Sans: alright alright fineee

Sans: just dont come super early

Sans: maybe around 12 or something

You: sure. see you

You hoped your texts didn't come off as too bitter but honestly, you just really didn't want the relationship you two started to end so quickly. With that text, you tried to go back to bed.

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Idia: alright

Idia: night

Idia dropped his phone on his desk and plopped his face in his hands. Your texts seemed dryer than usual, you didn't respond back to his good night text telling him he should go to bed as you usually would, and you wanted to see him this soon?! Idia's leg began to bounce as he bit his lip in frustration. He should really clean up his room now. Yeah he would have less time to grind in the newest MMORPG he started playing but it's the price he had to pay for you not to call him a disgusting NEET.

Idia got up from his chair to stretch. His lips positioned themselves into his usual frown as he checked his phone to see if you replied.

.*♡Prefect♡*.: sure. see you

That was the last message you sent to him.

"Of course they're upset at me still" Idia thought to himself, "I mean, I did avoid them for the past couple of days." Since he didn't go to school in person, he spent 90% of his time in his room. Even then, he wouldn't respond to your texts.

.*♡Prefect♡*.: hey! how are you today??

.*♡Prefect♡*.: is everything alright??

.*♡Prefect♡*.: are you upset?

Of course he wasn't upset at you, you miracle given to him by the Great Seven themselves! Why would he be? You're nice to him, your patient, you care about his needs more than he did, you let him kiss you on the cheek-

Idia let out a long, pitiful sigh. He leaned against his desk chair, forehead digging deeper and deeper into the headrest. He wanted to kiss you again. Hell, he would give up almost anything to kiss you properly. But he knew he wouldn't be able to. I mean, yeah you took him out on a date, sure. But why would you, the nicest, sweetest, most precious, and most attractive person be ok with him kissing you, let alone on the lips.

He slowly picked himself up from his chair. I mean, his room isn't going to pick itself up!

"I just really hope they're not mad at me" Idia muttered to himself, "I really do."

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Noon came and you found yourself pacing at Idia's door. Unknown to you, Idia was exhausted from cleaning his room all night and loathing all morning. And unknown to Idia, you were fiddling with the hem of your shirt, thinking that Idia wanted to end your relationship seemingly as soon as it started.

You hesitantly knocked on the door. You heard a soft yelp from the other side followed by a couple small crashes.

"H-hold on a second!" You heard Idia yell from the other side. "And don't startle me like that!" A moment later, the door unlocked and Idia peeked through the crack as he normally did.

"Did you really have to knock that loud?" His voice was soft but still had the air of annoyance you were used to. You nodded you head with a stupid smirk on your face, to which the boy rolled his eyes and opened the door for you.

His room was a lot cleaner than it usually was: his bed was neatly made, any wrappers and boxes were either thrown out or neatly put away, and the cords that were usually littered across the floor were tucked away under his PC. You have Idia a dramatic shocked face while looking at his room and back at him.

"Are you sure this is your room?!" you teased, "It's so clean! And I can barely smell the usual burnt hot pocket stench in here!" Idia lightly bonked you on the head for that remark, causing you to dramatically wince in pain.

"I do clean up here every once in a while, you know? You thought I just never cleaned?" Again, you nodded aggressively to his question. Idia sighed at you and plopped down on his bed. You walked up to his bed to do the same before you stopped yourself. The boy pouted as he noticed you standing in front of his bed still and ever-so-gently patted the spot next to him.

"Y-you don't have to ask permission to sit on my bed. I don't… mind." You did as he said and sat down next to him.

The next couple of minutes were met with silence. Occasionally, one of you two would open your mouths to speak only to be met with silence. Before the last couple of weeks, you and Idia would be a lot more relaxed around each other. Time spent in his room would mainly consist of Idia playing games or working at his desk while you would annoy him while sitting on his desk. What you would give to go back to bombard Idia with requests to pay attention to you just to show him a stupid meme or play the vibe boom sound affect to annoy him. It was like you were two different people now.

"So," you finally spoke up, "what'd you wanna talk about in person?" That question was so simple but hit Idia like a truck. He'd been rehearsing how to talk to you about this but fell short at the task at hand. His mind went blank as he stuttered, fiddling with his hands as he grew more uneasy knowing you were looking at him so intently. He took in a sigh.

"I'm really sorry." Idia trembled as he spoke. He brought his knees up to his face, hiding it and any potential tears that might come out.

"For what?" you asked. You hoped it was for him not responding to your messages for the past week but that didn't seem to be the case since he wouldn't necessarily need to apologize to you in person for that.

"For the date. I was really lousy and anxious and a burden, y'know? And I even had the audacity to…" he paused for a second, burying himself deeper into his knees, "kissing you, in the photo booth." Idia wiped any loose tears on his pants and looked at you to see your response. Surprisingly to him, you had the most deadpan face he's ever seen from you.

"Are you deadass?"

"Y-yeah? Did I say something wrong? Was that not a proper apology for you? You want me to grovel at my knees, begging you for my forgiveness and give you all of my possession?" Idia yelped again as he saw how your face looked somehow even more annoyed. He swore he was about to throw up right then and there. You stood up from the bed to stand right in front of him.

"H-hey, what're you-"

SMACK

Both of your hands held Idia's cheeks as he winced in pain.

"You have to be one of the smartest yet stupidest people I have ever had the pleasure of meeting!" You began to smush his face together as he spoke. "I've known you for about a good year now. I've been friends with you for about a good year now. And I've liked you, ROMANTICALLY, for a long while now!"

"R-really?!" Idia looked at you with a dumbstruck expression. You squished his face closer together in response, kneeling down to his eye level.

"Yes, really. And I went on a date with you. I had so much fun that day. Hell, I even kissed you before too and you seemed to enjoy that quite a bit!" Idia grew flustered in your hold. You wondered whether or not he was a robot too, given how much he was seemingly malfunctioning.

"Well- that's because- you know, I-" The more Idia failed to speak the warmer and pinker he became; which was good news for you because you found that shit adorable. You were only teasing him but finding out he really did enjoy your little forehead peck filled your heart by tenfold. But now wasn't the time for gushing over how cute the humanized fireball was. You gently removed your hands from Idia's face and held his hand in yours, placing them on his lap.

"Idia, I'm not upset at you for the date. If anything, I'm more upset that you ignored me for a week since you were probably sulking the whole time." Oof, you hit the nail right on the head.

Idia shrank into himself, feeling even worse about himself. He trembled, trying to hold back his tears. He wasn't considering the fact that you enjoyed spending time with him. He was so used to only Ortho wanting to spend time with him and caring about him. Having a whole human being who wasn't his brother enjoyed his presence so much that they missed the absence of it filled him with overwhelming emotions. Then, you pulled him in for a loose yet gentle embrace, and he cracked.

He brought you in closer, shoving his face in the crook of your shoulder to hide the sniffles and whimpers. You gently rubbed small circles against his back and he trembled more from how hard he was holding back sobbing aggressively into your shoulder.

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Idia began to calm down in your touch, but soon got up to wipe his tear-stained face.

"So," you began to speak, causing the boy to jump, "should I leave now?" You didn't want to leave so soon, all you wanted was to hang out with your favorite gamer boy. However, from what he had displayed earlier, you thought it would be best for him to cool off on his own.

"Wait, no!" Idia realized how loud and desperate he sounded. He began to mentally curse himself for that. "I- I mean, if you'd like to leave you can. But I'm also fine with you staying too."

"Alright, then I guess I'm staying for the night then." You thought it would be best to go back to Ramshackle dorm and pick up some stuff if you were going to do so.

"W-wait- what- h-huh?!" Idia rushed towards you in confusion. He had a bunch of questions to ask at once such as "Why are you leaving?", "Why are you staying overnight?", "Do you wanna sleep in my bed? With me in it?" "Am I dreaming???"

"Well, I thought now's a better time than ever to make up for the time you ignored me for the past week. Plus, I have to get stuff from my room like pajamas and snacks." You moved towards him, poking his chest to get his attention. "That is, unless you have some spare clothes you can lend me instead?"

He was gonna start crying again if you kept this up. He's not at a high enough level to unlock your SSR tier costume! He was just hoping that this limited-time event was gonna get a rerun.

"Well then, I'm going back to my dorm now. See you in a bit!"

"See you…" Idia shut his door as you ran back to Ignihyde's dorm mirror. He cursed himself for ever thinking of ignoring you for so long if this is what the consequences would've been.

You came back with a backpack's worth of stuff, in addition to a small bag of snacks and bottled water.

"What's the bag for?" Idia inquired.

"Well, since we're probably gonna be staying in your room for the rest of the day, I thought I might as well get us some food to eat." Idia's eyes widened, realizing the last thing he ate was a half-leftover bag of gummy worms last night before he started cleaning. How he's still alive amazes the both of you.

You set down your backpack at the edge of Idia's bed and the bag of snacks on his desk. You tried to pick snacks that weren't just sweets given Idia's shit diet that seemed to consist mainly of candy and energy drinks. You make a mental note to order something with vegetables for dinner. One snack in particular catches your eye though.

"Hey, Idia" you call out to him. He hums in response, also checking out the snacks in your bag. "Wanna watch a couple movies?" You grab a bag of popcorn chips and shake it at him.

"Sure" he replies, trying hard not to focus too hard on how hungry the popcorn chips make him, "I can boot up a couple on my laptop." Idia went to grab his laptop while you went to make a pillow nest on the floor.

"Do you really have to put all of my stuff on the floor?" Idia complained as you began to add one of his bean bag chairs in the nest.

"Would you rather sit and cuddle on the bed?" Idia flushed at the mix of tease and sincerity in your voice as he shook his head. You chuckled as you continued to work on your nest, making it big enough for the two of you to fit without making it too small so as not to make things too uncomfortable. The two of you plopped in your creation, pulling a blanket over your laps.

"What do you wanna watch?" Idia asked.

"I wanna watch something stupid."

"Huh, why's that?"

"The shittier the movie, the funnier it is to laugh at how much money the producers wasted."

"Fair enough." Idia chuckled as he went looking for a bad movie to watch.

As he was looking, you decided to sneak glances at the boy in question. His hair was put in a high ponytail, likely from when he was cleaning his room last night. His lips were slightly agape and occasionally wetted by his tongue. He was wearing his long-sleeved black and blue undershirt, black sweatpants, and uncharacteristic purple cat print socks. You bit your lip unconsciously; realizing how creepy that would have seemed, you pried your eyes away from him. You felt a slight tap on your shoulder, causing you to jump.

"Is this one ok?" He pointed to the screen, showing the description for a movie called "The Velocipastor". You failed to hold in your laughter reading it, leading Idia to laugh as well and start the movie. Some time passed as the two of you watched the movie while making snarky commentary on it.

"Why did the pimp even kill the main character's parents anyways?" You ask, reaching for another popcorn chip.

"I dunno. Maybe it's because most media protagonists need to have at least one dead parent to add to their tragic backstory. Imagine this movie as a shounen anime lmao." The two of you started laughing hysterically at the thought. You had to rewind just so you wouldn't miss anything.

As you went to grab more of your chips, you realized the bag was empty. Your hand went to grab another snack from your snack bag as your hand brushed Idia's. He was quick to pull his hand away, but placed his hand on the bag after you got your new snack. His golden eyes glanced at your hands every once in a while, you couldn't help but smile at how obvious he was being.

You slowly placed your hand on top of Idia's. His hand was large and slightly cool. It was rough likely due to how much he deals with machinery. His fingernails were visibly chewed on while his knuckles were boney and prominent. You began to rub over his hand with your thumb, causing the boy to let out a soft sigh. He quickly cleared his throat and rewound the movie once again. You looked over at the clearly flustered boy and chuckled at how cute he was being. The noticable pink tips of his fiery hair would be the death of him.

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Over the course of the night, the two of you watched four shitty movies, had dinner, and had a bunch of fun. After dinner though, you grew sleepy, having only so much energy left. You would slowly start falling asleep only to jolt yourself awake every couple of minutes. That was until Idia stopped the movie you were currently watching and closed his laptop.

"Why'd you stop the movie?" You tried to wipe as much sleep from your eyes as you could.

"Because you need to go to bed" Idia replied, getting up to put everything away, "A normie like you can't stay up for very long, y'know?" You pouted at his teasing, knowing he wasn't exactly lying. It was getting pretty late and your body was getting heavy from drowsiness. You huffed as you made a makeshift bed on the floor and lied down.

"Good night." You yawned, "Don't let the bed bugs bite."

"Night" Idia muttered, trying to grab a pillow for his bed. As he went to pull the pillow away, your hand grabbed gently at his sleeve, tugging it with just as much strength. His heart tightened from your display. He knew he'd regret it later but he'd have to be a new brand of evil to resist your sleepy charm.

Idia lied down next to you. As he did, he studied your face as he briefly noticed you did to him earlier. Every part of you was perfect to him: your parted lips, you gently fluttering eyelashes, your soft snores. He was so glad to have such a nice CG to go to sleep looking at. He knew he'd have the sweetest dreams from this.

You stirred a bit, causing Idia to turn around away from you, just in case his face creeped you out. Just as he was about to fall asleep, he felt a slight push against his back. Turning slowly as not to disturb you, he found you trying to tuck yourself into his back. He turned back again to face you and pressed his forehead against your temple.

"Sweet dreams."

#twisted wonderland #twst #idia shroud #idia shroud x reader #idia x mc

[docwritesshit]

A Dragon can't Fall from its skies, not for you

Pairing: Mei x Reader

Genre: Ehh angst w/ fluff ig?

Blurb: You weren't about to let your feelings ruin your friendship, at least ... that was you though

Authors note: this was fun! Slowly getting back into writing, still in burnout so still NO REQUESTS

It wasn’t… It… how did things end up like this?

You took a breath, closing the door behind you. It… why… You huffed a bit, feeling the heat rush to your face. Her smile came to your mind, and you shook you head to get it out. Then her laugh rang in your ears, and you held your palms over them. You needed to block them out.

You didn't need this right now… she didn't need you. You certainly didn’t need for your heart to feel like this.

Your phone chimed, making you pause and look at the notifications to see her text.

“Hey, up for the arcade later?”

You sighed, texting a thumbs down. She would get the message you were tired.

You sat on your bed, looking up to the ceiling. You let your mind wander. Her emerald eyes and scales paired with her raven black hair with those cheesy green highlights flashed in your vision.

You smiled to yourself as you recalled the moment you realized your feelings ran deeper than you thought.

It was just another motorcycle drive. You held onto her waist as you sped through the night, the streets empty with only a few stragglers here and there. It was one glance, just one. Her eyes sparkled with joy, with… something wonderful.

It was a miracle you didn’t fall off the bike then and there, and a bigger sign of the gods above that she turned around just as a blush erupted on your face.

Then the distance started.

You were a part time barista as you went to college, while her parents were loaded and she was a fucking dragon. It wouldn’t work…

You pulled away, only hanging with her if you knew someone else was there with you. You talked less, and needed to be repeated at a few rimed for you to respond.

Was it kinda dickish? Yeah… but what else could you do?

A knock from your front door brought you back to reality. You raised an eyebrow, and looked down at your phone.

“Well then, I’m coming to you.”

…shit.

You started to scramble a bit, wondering if you could try the fire escape before you heard the knob turn and the door open. You facepalmed yourself, your dumbass forgetting to get back the keys you lent her to house sit.

“I know you’re here, your shoes are by the door.” She called out. You groaned lowly, opening the door to your bedroom to face her.

Mei’s short hair was still in its place, even after you spotted the motorcycle helmet on your living room table. She crossed her arms, pouting.

“What the hell is up with you?” She asked. You froze for a second, before forcing a smile.

“What do you mean?”

She raised an eyebrow, giving you a look that screamed she knew that you were aware of what she was talking about. You sighed, and looked away.

“Look, it's.. fine. I'll be fine. I just… need space.” You said. Mei’s eyes widened, backing away.

“Shit, did I do something? I’m so sorry-“

“No, no. You didn't do anything… It’s me, mostly.” You assured her. Her brow furrowed a bit, and she stepped closer, hands raising then pausing in mid air.

“Can I?” She asked. You nodded your head before your brains could process what that would mean. She wrapped her arms around you, holding you close. You hugged her tight as well, tears pricking your eyes.

“You don't have to tell me… but I care for you. And I will be here for you, no matter what.” She stated. You sighed, resting you head on her shoulder.

“That’s the problem…” You muttered. She paused, pulling back and looking at you with a puzzled look.

“What?” She asked.

And it all.. spilled out. You cried as you confessed, stepping away from her as you explained. After it was done.. you looked away. It was silent… until she lifted you up and spun you around, laughing merrily.

‘Oh my gods, gem! I didn’t know you felt the same!” She cheered. Your head spun as she put you down, and you looked to her.

“The… same?” You questioned. She smiled

“Duh! I’ve liked you since… well, I forget when I realized but it’s been a minute.” She smiled. You chuckled, the tightness in your chest loosening.

“I see we both aren’t good at this…” You commented. Mei smirked, leaning in close.

“No, but we could get better~” She teased. You blushed again and looked away.

This was… gonna be interesting.

#lego monkie kid x reader #mei lego monkie kid #mei x reader #mei lmk #lmk mei #lmk x reader

[definitelynotshouting]

OUGHHH sorry to be on anon, I need to make a proper tumblr to talk to people in hermitblr but currently I only have a sideblog and am not gonna expose my ten year old main aklsdjhfdklas, but I am the author of the romeo and juliet au tysm you made my heart grow warm and fuzzy and then explode I've never seen my fic mentioned out in te wild before <33333

to fuel ur theatre au brainworms, in the romeo and juliet au: mercutio is bdubs + benvolio is cleo, and jimmy and joel are sampson and gregory (two capulets from the start of the play they're such dumbasses my absolute beloveds), so we've got the design philosophy of the montagues and the capulets mirroring the aesthetics of the family and the bad boysss. (I never came up with a design for bad boy!Ren when he steps in as Tybalt instead of Grian during show week but I feel it's not too hard to imagine hehe)

but also (separately from that au, because I saw other talk of the life series and theatre and plays on ur blog) I constantly think about the life series as a greek tragedy, specifically in relation to the purpose of the series' inevitable tragedy being catharsis for the watchers (with the watchers also being literally the viewers). we love to see them suffer!!! but there's also a bunch of politics surrounding greek tragedies that Plato and Aristotle had discourse about that you can rope into it and tldr; my understanding is catharsis was Aristotle's answer to Plato's concern that tragedies' emotive affect could encourage rebellion against the state, with Aristotle saying that instead the cycle of pity and fear and eventual catharsis felt by the audience has a "purifying" effect that's like an emotional release from those emotions instead. Then with the extra layer of lore the fandom has surrounding Grian running away from the watchers, if Grian designs the life games, to the end of sating the watchers' need to emotionally feed (thank you Martyn for that piece of lore I'm stealing it jkfhdsk), the purpose of the games could be the cleansing of the watchers' discomfort with him running away and being a player and maintaining the status quo where Grian is actually the one in control !!!! even if he makes himself suffer. also different characters "curses" as their harmatia!! And, if we interpret the watchers as a fictional force AND the viewers simultaneously, then the chorus could absolutely be watchers who are vocal in the fandom - removed from the "players" (and OH how I love the dual meaning of minecraft players and players as in actors) but providing additional commentary and insight into what's happening that further feeds the emotional experience of the audience !!

alsooooo if you don't know the show "& Juliet" scar and grian are ALSO romeo and juliet in that to me, it's their last life/early double life era </3

theatre theatre theatre theatre theatre theatre theatre theatre

YOOOOOOOOO HELLO OP YOUR FIC IS AMAZING AND IM GLAD I COULD REC IT BC IT DESERVES RECOGNIZED!!!!! Also all of this is AMAZING im so obsessed with bdubs being mercutio and cleo being benvolio. Thats incredible like HELLO????? based choices tbh thats so fun

Also super obsessed with the meta of plays feeding into the watcher canon (and im STILL not over martyn somehow accidentally canonizing a key element of my au, this is insane, i came up with the idea for watchers feeding on player emotions in SEPTEMBER OF LAST YEAR), thats so fucking neat, i love a good tragedy OUGHHHHH its so compelling.

Also no worries about being on anon!!!! I did that too before i finally cleaned up my main blog so all the posts were privated, and then changed my url to match this one so ppl would recognize me WHEEEEEZE. Smth that helped me was tagging my own sideblog in anon asks i sent, so ppl would know it was me, and i'd get the notif when it got answered. Ofc you might not be comfortable linking your sideblog, but if you ever made one you wanted to sign off with, thats the option i used for a while before using mass post editor to private my entire main blog!!!!

theatre theatre theatre!!! Your ideas are SO pog and cool my dude feel free to ramble to me any time :]

#shouting speaks #asks #scarian #hermitcraft #3rd life #WATCHERS AS GREEK CHORUS.... WHAT IF I WENT INSANE /POS #long post #txt

[danganronpasurvivoraskblog]

//So this is referring to this post I made a while back when I talked about the SDRA2 Omake. I was just scrolling through my notifs and this came up, and I felt like talking about it.

//What you're saying is correct. Personally, I don't think Syobai does really care for Iroha in canon, and it's weird to think of him ever finding genuine affection in someone, especially if it's someone like Iroha who is basically his polar opposite.

//But I still believe that so long as they work together, there's always potential for there to be a growing relationship and genuine cause for affection between the two so long as they're sticking it out through tough times with the other being basically the only person they can rely on. That's kind of how it works.

//If I had to compare Iroha and Syobai's relationship in Survivor to anything, and pardon me if this is a bit controversial, I think it's most akin to the relationship between Joel and Ellie in The Last of Us.

//Joel and Ellie's relationship didn't start off well. Joel didn't think of himself as someone who had to get to know her; he only saw himself as her escort. He didn't want to lose someone close to him ever again, so he saw Ellie as someone he had to protect but also maintain a distance from in order to keep his spirits up. Similar to what anon just mentioned, Syobai probably initially thought of Iroha as just a pawn or a way to make money. That's just the kind of guy he is, even now.

//Later in the game, as both characters came to terms with the fact that they kind of NEEDED each other in this crazy world they live in, their bond eventually became stronger. By the time they arrived at the university, Ellie had lost her fear that Joel would abandon herm and Joel had even been honest with her about his relationship with Sarah and had stopped completely ignoring her when their conversations became too personal.

//What you have to keep in mind is that Syobai and Iroha have been doing their "thing" for about 8 years before the events of Survivor, when they met Kokichi and he took them on as stragglers for his club. Imagine the kind of situation where this rough and tough old soldier, now that the world is on the verge of repairing itself entirely, can no longer make any decent money out their schemes anymore, since the Remnants of Despair aren't as common anymore. That doesn't mean he just abandons Iroha entirely. It's not like he could, even if he wanted to.

//So the situation they find themselves in now is not as business partners, or contractual allies, but as teammates and coworkers at worst, and basically a dysfunctional brother and sister at best.

//I am aware that for Syobai, it feels a little bit out of character for him to be in that big brother/maternal role, but consider for a second that looking at both characters histories, as much as neither will ever want to openly admit it, Iroha and Syobai are the closest thing that either have ever had to someone who genuinely cares about the other as family.

//Syobai's parents abandoned him in another country when he was just a kid, and he's in his 30's around the time SDRA2 starts, which means he'd be in his early to mid-40's in Survivor. And he's spent basically all of that time making his own way through life, doing whatever so long as the pay was good, with no close connections, or anyone that he could consider a reliable partner, that weren't based on capitalism and how much money he had in his pocket.

//Until Iroha. She's not in it for the money, she's in it because she trusts Syobai to keep them both alive. Because let's be honest, SHE couldn't do it by herself! I say this lovingly, but Iroha is a DUMBASS! There's absolutely no way she could get a job, make any kind of money, or SURVIVE in a tragedy world without Syobai's help, and she knows that full well, which is why she sticks with him even now.

//And even if at first she's little more than a tool to him, Syobai is the first ever older figure in Iroha's life who WANTS to PROTECT her, regardless of his motivations. Her family and parents fucking sucked, that much is clear, and to be honest, VOID wasn't much better! At least not Nikei or Mikado. For someone like Iroha who is at her complete and total wits end, having Syobai around is her number one mechanism of coping with how much her life sucks.

//However, everything I've just noted draws attention away from the very point of what I was trying to make in the original post. And that is that the relationship between Iroha and Syobai in Survivor ISN'T CANON.

//Yes, their relationship WAS toxic in the original, but that's the very reason I wrote them like this in Survivor. Because the omake in the canon showed such a lack of character development for both characters, like they learned absolutely nothing from the Killing Game and nothing from the time they spent with each other.

//Even if it does make sense from Syobai's end, it wasn't just that I didn't like it and wanted to make my own changes, it was actually just because it DIDN'T MAKE SENSE to me.

//If you don't want to accept things as they are in the blog, that's fine. Feel free to go whichever story you prefer. That's the magic of fandom after all.

//Personally speaking, I took a look at their canon relationship and what happened after SDRA2, I said "I don't like that" and tried to make my own version. That's all. It's not harming anyone, and from what I've seen, people actually kind of like it, so I'm not about to change it any time soon.

-Mod

#mod #iroha nijiue #syobai hashimoto

[kalims]

rating my moots,

cause why not?!

note that I didn't add everyone since I felt too shy to tag em aksbsnna

1. @kalimsstan

9/10 because I've never had a fan account before, the interview was very fun and I cackled when I saw the AMOUNT OF TAGS USED WHEN I CHANGED MY THEME AJSBSJ

2. @ravenlking

9/10!! guys meet my editor in quotev. raven is very patient and fun to talk to ☺ its always a great time where we manage to strike a conversation together

3. @not-idia-shroud

10/10. ah yes, rain. remember when we literally never chat at the same time in discord? BYE I BE WAITING FOR A RESPONSE AND WHEN I GET IT ITS THE NEXT DAY

4. @v-anrouge

8/10. because we actually haven't interacted much and we mooted when I saw that they follow me and I followed them in turn cause they seem like a cool person!

5. @twistedlotus

7/10. IDK WHEN THIS HAPPENED HLP UMMM... HI ELARIA U HAVE A NICE NAME??? 😭

6. @a-hollow-angel

10/10. I swear they work a full time job liking all my posts 😩 like I fr post once then I get a notification immediately.. it doesn't matter when it happens,, THEY JUST DO JT

7. @merotwst

11/10!! ellie da best and I've known her for like.. LESS THAN A MONTH?? A MONTH?? MORE THAN A MONTH?!?!? idk man basta. she had big lady balls if steel (which she said somewhere in discord I just don't remember the specifics)

8. @myujis

10/10. vivi i miss u 🥺😭.. anyways yh I actually got confused on who myuji was then I saw it was vivi and went: OHH

9. @akiville3

12/10 MISOOOOOOO HIIIIIIII <333333 NEED I SAY MORE?!

10. @hytyyto

8/10. HEYOOO I barely do talk with yall and am sorry but I'm very busy.. 😭 PLS TALK TO ME IF UCAN I WILL TALK WIT U <3

11. @yuistan

8/10. not as close as well but I will spoonfeed my moots a handful of chicken soup you know.. unless other soup if you don't like chicken 😚

12. @spadecentral

9/10. very nice, sends me sweet stuff 🥺 ngl highkey keeps confusing myself who ellie and eli is.. 😭

13. @malleusball

10/10 one of my longest moots ever! we go WAYYY BACK even in the most atrocious times I don't want to remember <3

14. @kerosenesin

10/10. I THINK U IS DUST?? LEONALOVER69???pls I double checked if i mistook u as someone else again.. SAY LEONA IF UR THEM

15. @chenyann

10/10. yako i started panicking when I didn't see ur user on my following page but turns out I was just being blind. anywaysss ily

16. @twstwonderlandstuff

8/10. AYEEE ANOTHER FELLOW WRITER! on a side note, when a blog I like follows me you know I'm following back ASAP, destroying the screen type shit

17. @zgvlt

13/10. IDK WHY BUT NATHYA IS JUST 13 POINTS. I love her works sm as well as the graphic designs of her posts!! it's so aesthetically pleasing to me eyes I'm cryin (the one follow I could NOT GET OVER FOR DAYS)

18. @riddlesimp

8/10. ANGELLLL HALLOOO we haven't talked much despite us being moots for a long time ong 😭😭 angel is very sweet and apparently my daughter in law

19. @zeina-is-bored

2/10 (/J) MINUS SIX BECAUSE YOU DIDNT INVITE ME TO THR WEDDING. ☹☹☹😞😞😞😞😭😭😭😭😭😭

20. @rggie

11/10. if there's someone other than nathya with amazing graphics it's definitely mal. I can see the effort put into her theme!! gods I swear all of her blog is all connected to one theme and I love it!! IS U OK THO BABES??

21. @arent-i-the-fairest

8/10. cutieee!! love the works, I love me a bunch of neige works I can binge read <3 every1 should appreciate the rsa writers I swear

22. @achy-boo

1/10 (/j) I swear the friendship we have is so chaotic, WEVE INSULTED EACH OTHER MQNY TIMES AND CALLED EACH OTHER BITCHES QKSHKAKQ

23. @dicetheroll

8/10. see you soon dice! good luck on your finals.. when i first followed dice i immediately ran straight to the OM!works once I saw they wrote. It was AMAZING

24. @scara-lovebot

9/10. you are the one that shaped our minion coochie gc theme <3 my most prominent memory of you was the minion tampons era

25. @jabberwockk

8/10. chris :o was the one that answered me patiently when my dumbass didn't go to google for a fat answer when I asked for the birthdays of the characters.. we had a crisis about being broke together

26. @soldmygenderforglitter

9/10. I MISS U BAEEEEEE.. ilysm for talking to me in dms in tumblr for nearly everyday! I'm so sorry bout the late replies sometimes t-t I hope ur doing well babes

27. @celiapoststuff

10/10. MY CHILDSDDDDDDDDDD who adopted ME instead of the other way around lololol. love ya celia and your like for xiao and kalpas

28. @dr3amscap3

3/10 omg we haven't talked so long bt I GIVE U A 3 (JOKINGLY) BECAUSE U STARTED THE RICKROLL ROSA CHAIN AND NOW I CANT GET AWAY FROM RICK ASTLEY AND THE RICKROLLS 😭😭😭

29. @ravynous

1921739/10. THE BEST PERSON I SWEAR. RAVY ILYSMMMN <333 ur always there for me and so supportive.. how are you doing bae 😭💞 I hope ur kicking finals ass instead of the other way around

30. @raix-lv

1038171/10 REMEMBER WHEN WE MET THROUGH THE NEIGR ARTICLE JEEZ THAT WAS SO CHAOTIC. anyways, I can definitely say rai is one of my closest moots. GIRL WHERE HAVE U BEEN

31. @hxnarii

192911/10 we became moots after my vent post I think?? I thought u were really nice & kind so I followed u. GODS I DONT EVER REGRET MEETING UR RANDOM BRAIN (also ty for the pjsekai acc yknow yknow <3)

32. @nanamisflowerfield

11/10. OK LISTEN WE BARELT TALKED. the last thing I remember is the manhwa reccs but nanami is so sweet I swear YOU CAN SEE IT ON HER BLOG ITSELF SHES SO NICE

33. @honey-milk-depresso

192719/10 MY FIRST EVER MOOT AND YES I REMEMBER. I've seen honey around when I was writing for genshin her comments were so sweet! even though she keeps denying her love for the three men I still love her <3 mwa

34. @cynthinesia

9/10. I had to edit to add u SRYYYY UHMMM WERE U THE CATER PISS BOTTLE SOMETHING PERSON

35. @cupids-chamber

-12028/10 JOKES ON YOU IT ISNT BEST FOR LAST 👿 you never forget to remind me of the rickrolls (aka bane of my existence) THR AMOUNT OF CHAOS IN UR SERVER I SWEAR. DONT THIK I FORGOT THE TIME WHERE I JOINED ONE OF UR SERVERS AND IMMEDIATELY GOT RICKROLLED NOT EVEN 5 SECS IN

THERES MORE BUT NABSKA

gods did I have that much moots

#★ — rating my moots #★ — chats

[athenasgotu]

title: drunk in love (part 2)

pairings: college!ellie williams x female!reader

word count:

summary: after your recent encounter with ellie, you avoided yourself from her. a friend of yours throws a pool party, inviting ellie. what could happen now?

sfw/warnings: (minors!dni) swearing, drinking, smoking, inappropriate actions, sexual thoughts

a/n: finally finished part 2 !! there's more "spicy" things going on in this one.. (but there's no porn) still isn't recommended for younger readers !!

part 1 !! ⬇️

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it's been a few weeks since your last moment with ellie. you had to leave after that, she touched your chin?! you thought she was going to kiss you right there.. but of course, wrong again. all you could think about is what it would be like to kiss her. her soft lips on yours. the aggression it could've been. the way it could've gone to kiss, to full on sex.

that's what's really twisted your mind. the feelings of lust, wanting ellie to kiss you. wanting her to do certain things to you. the feelings took over, it was a lot to take in.

what if you kissed her? what would happen then?

suddenly, you hear a knock on your door. you really hope it's ellie, you open the door and see your friend fiona.

"oh." you didn't mean to say this out loud, but you were a tad disappointed it wasn't ellie.

"hey! haven't seen you in a minute." fiona smiles, she puts her hand on her hip.

you smile back. "hey, whaddya need?" you chuckle nervously, trying to act like you weren't thinking the most unspeakable things.

"just wanted to let you know i'm having a pool party tonight at my parents house. i tried calling you yesterday, but you wouldn't answer."

yea, of course you didn't answer. you had so much going on in your mind.

"oh! yea, cool.. but i don't think i can go. i have to study and shit.."

fiona groans, she shakes your shoulders.

"c'mon!! you never do anything fun. plus, i'll be there.. some of your friends will be there-"

you stop, some of my friends? as in ellie? is ellie even my friend..? oh, shit.

"will ellie be there?"

nice going, dumbass.

"ellie? ellie williams? yea, of course." she says, she smiles and looks you up and down.

"why you askin'?" she giggles.

"i just- y'know i just wanna make sure- why does it matter?!" you exclaim. fiona laughs slightly, you look at her slightly irritated.

"chill, i was just asking." she gets a notification on her phone, she looks back at you.

"alright, i have to head out. see you there?"

you think for a moment. maybe you should go, you and ellie won't be alone but it will still be fun. you guys could get drunk, do stupid shit. whatever..

"yea, i will."

fiona smiles, she is just about to walk out.

"see you later." she waves, she walks from the door and you close the door.

you walk to your closet, looking for the best bikini you could wear. something ellie would like..

a couple of hours have passed, you had a pink bikini with some white sandals. it looked pretty cute, really cute. you put some of your cherry lipgloss on, puckering your lips a bit in the mirror.

you go and grab a white cover up, you put your hair up in a high bun a little messy just how you like it. you spray some strawberry scented perfume on yourself, just enough.

you walk out of your room and go to the elevator, you see several people that were clearly invited to the pool party. they all had their bathing suits on. you sigh and wait for the elevator to move down.

finally, the elevator makes it down. you walk to the parking lot and get into your car and begin to drive.

˚˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚

eventually, you make it. you open the gate and see the glowing pool and all the people.

you grab your phone and take a quick picture for your Instagram.

damn.. it was so crazy. but you only tried to look for ellie. you walk over to a bench and sit down, you suddenly feel those same strong hands on your shoulder from behind, you feel that hot breath on your neck, slowly moving down your cover up off.

"need help with this?" she says, she rubs your shoulders slowly.

you look over, you see ellie with a sly smile on her face.

"shit- ellie.." she sighs and looks at her.

ellie smiles and pulls your cover up off of you, exposing your bikini.

she sits next to you and looks at your bikini.

"soo.. how you've been? y'know.. since our little moment.."

she smiles.

that damn smile, it always got you.

"fine. you?"

"great." she puts her arm around you.

you shiver a bit from the cold water from her skin hitting yours.

"you gonna sit here lookin' pretty or hop into the water?" she smirks.

should I? I mean.. what if something happens when i'm in the pool.

fuck it. i'd do anything for her.

"oh! totally yea." you smile at ellie, looking into her eyes.

she snickers and pulls your hand, she drags you to the pool and walk in with you.

as you two walk in she holds onto your waist gently.

"you good?" ellie asks.

you nod, the feeling of her hands on your body felt so good. you wanted her hands all over your body, even the sensitive areas..

"yea.."

you notice ellie leaning closer to you.

"strawberry?"

you tilt your head.

"what?"

"strawberry. the scent?"

oh fuck, i'm so stupid.

"oh, yea. its just perfume."

ellie leans even closer.

why is she getting so close? damn, i must look so red right now-

suddenly, her lips are on yours.

her chapped lips on your soft lips, the rough feeling felt nice.

she pulls away.

"cherry lipgloss."

you were blushing intensely.

"uh huh.."

what the fuck just happened..?

#ellie williams #wlw #lesbian #college!ellie williams #smut #modern!ellie williams #not for kids #fanfic #female!reader #fem!reader #lgbtqia

[jovialkittycreation1]

Jealous, Jealous, Jealous boyyy~

First Fanfic probably bad vocabulary Miguel x fem!reader

quick intro Miguel has a crush on reader, reader hates him {I <3 drama.}

This is going to be so bad- part 1 part 2 part 3

It was exactly 9:00am and you were rethinking your life choices before getting ready to clock in at work. You grabbed your suit from the dryer slipping it on before checking your phone for any new notifications then grabbing your watch clicking a few buttons revealing a portal. Sighing you walk through trying to keep yourself composed. You walk through being greeted with the busy space of everyone together you guessing there being a meeting walked over there. "You're late" Miguel says as your cheeks go pink from being embarrassed like that only for Miguel to continue talking. You noticed Hobie coming towards you "Don't worry 'bout him he got a stick up his arse don't 'e" he said causing you to let out a quiet laugh then began to pay attention to the actual meeting the tense air still present. Gathering every ounce of courage you ever had you talked to the guy next to you "I like your piercings, by the way my name is (y/n)." You rushed out all the words at once "thanks bruv it's Hobie nice to meet ya." the rest of the meeting was a blur to you just Miguel talking about new rules and the importance of the multiverse while Hobie talked shit about him.

People walking out of the room bring you out of your daydream you turn around to leave but feel a hand placed on your shoulder "I want you to work in my office today (y/n)" Miguel spoke from behind you "Oh okay" you said continuing on your way to the break room eternally crying in your head. You shuffled your feet through the break room your face lighting up seeing Hobie waiting at a table for you "Hey Hobie, you waiting for someone" you say knowing damn well he was waiting for you "I am looking for someone she has the ugliest spider suit i seen" "Aye, I find that offensive" you say looking away from him. "At least you don't wear all the same red and blue suit it gives me an eyesore." You sit next to Hobie pulling your sketchbook with your headphones out of your duffle bag putting them in their ordered places before getting to work. A few minutes go by of silence before people start leaving to their places "I gotta go see ya (y/n)" Hobie spoke before taking his leave you gathered your things before going back to Miguel's office. You recited what you were going to say under your breath a few times you exhale before walking into the room "You said you wanted me to work in here today what exactly did you plan on me doing?" you asked genuinely curious "saving the multiverse what we always do" he answered this dry talker you huffed before walking up to the painfully slow descending platform.

The rest of the day was rushed things were pretty quiet "I think i'm going to head out for the day" you said "you think or you're going to" Miguel replied causing you to roll your eyes in response grabbing your bag and organizing the papers you left around the room before heading out... "Got any plans today?" Gwen said startling you "huh me?" you said "who else" she replied "Uhh no I think" "Well do you wanna hang out?" Gwen asked you "Sure i'm guessing my Earth?" "yeah!" she said before following you through the portal.

You woke up faced with Gwen sleeping on the left side of the bed turning over you checked your phone "shit" it was exactly 9:10 and you were so late Miguel would probably have a heart attack since his dumbass pays attention to everyone coming into work but that's besides the point. "Gwen wake up, wake up" you called out to her "oh i'm up" she said rubbing her eyes "we're late" you pointed out "shit" she said, you both changed into your suits before you grabbed your watch and opened up the portal.

"Yo whats going on" Gwen said as you two were faced with a way too busy society "There is an Anomaly on earth 1029 hurry up and teleport there we need all the help we can get and talk to me later (y/n)" Miguel answered. This bitch you rolled your eyes and set up your watch as you and Gwen rushed into the newly opened portal. "What'd we miss" Gwen says before almost getting caught off guard with rubble from a nearby building before you made a web catching it "You good" you say a bit surprised at the attack "Totally" she said sarcastically. You both got eyes on the anomaly before looking at each other with a nod then swing your webs towards it. More rubble being thrown at you causes Gwen to split up as you corner the Anomaly. You both being able to swiftly create a web cage to distract the Anomaly "Looks like this is another version of Green Goblin" you told Gwen before reaching through a sack placed on your hip searching for a sedative "this should do" you spoke grabbing it out before stabbing it into the trapped Goblin. "We did it!!!" Gwen said holding her hand out for you to give her a high five "I think you mean I did it" you said smirking before clapping her hand "To bad you gotta deal with Miguel" You just silently death stared her "way to ruin the vibe" you sighed out as if predicted Miguel appeared through a portal, shoving Green Goblin through before giving you a motion to follow him, what does his king kong looking ass want now you thought. "We need to talk" Miguel spoke breaking the silence "about what?" you said giving him a side eye, "How you're spending your time" "with all due respect that doesn't concern you" you added with a snobby smile "It really does though you're in a society that I made." "I hope you know i'm an adult with my own life outside of here" "I do but you could be putting this society in danger" your brows furrowed Tf does that mean "I assume this discussion is over i'm leaving" "no you're not" "too late" you said with a huff walking out.

"what was that" Gwen asked concern radiating from her "He's concerned about how i'm spending my time so i'm taking a break and work on saving my universe instead of the multiverse" "So you're quitting" Hobie said joining in the conversation "no it's temporary" "for how long?" Gwen said with a worried expression "... a month?" you said a bit unsure "okay i'm really gonna miss you" Gwen added "ay don't worry 'bout 'er she's got it handled, ain't that right" Hobie reassured Gwen. "Okay it's time for me to leave" you said noticing Miguel's platform descending, "Bye guys" you said before taking off in a sprint to the portal room.

Authors note: I forgot my passcode to jovialkittycreation so this is my new acc

#miguel x reader #miguel o'hara #atsv miguel #miguel spiderverse #miguel spiderman #2099 #miguel o hara #spider man 2099

[sorvete-de-pacoca]

Mr. Portugal Wants Attention

A small drabble inspired by @rosesandalfazemas 's post. Tw for saucy talk

Portugal wasn't much a fan of casually wearing feminine clothes. Like France, who would sometimes arrive at meetings or business dinners wearing a fine tailored dress. But he couldn't deny the appeal of a miniskirt. He loved the tight ones that hugged his curves perfectly. During his errands he saw this one, black with yellow patterns. The fabric was soft and looked like it would fit him pretty well.

He bought it and was happy to be right. The skirt fits like a glove. And was quite mini. It was very easy to see his underwear if he didn't sit straight. He admired how his legs and ass looked in the mirror. Maybe England would love to see how it looks too. He picks his phone and takes a picture. Perfect.

But before he could send it, a naughty thought crossed his mind. He looked too good in it to just share it with his marido. It would be unfair to deprive his other lovers of this view. But deep down, he knew, it had little to do with what was fair or not, but more to do with his ego. He could use some praising today.

Portugal opens his messages app and creates a group chat. Going through his contacts he selects England and few more others. He smirks while giving it a name. Lion's Den. Because he felt like a delicious piece of meat to be thrown at it. Group chat created, it was time to feed them.

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England was watering his lilies when his phone vibrates on his pocket. He pays no mind to it, he was a busy man, of course he would be flood by notifications. But it started to become insistent. England finishes his chore and picks up the phone. Worried about a possible crisis that needed his attention. It wasn't, but still needed his attention.

He was added to a new group that was already being flood with messages. His eyes almost jumping from the sockets when he sees Portugal's photo. He was beautifully dressed, and by his smile quite enjoying his own reflection on the mirror. And under it a small text “Enjoy ;)". Followed by a heated discussion between what it seemed to be France and Spain.

[Spain] you're all so stupid! He just wanted to show off! You guys are feeding his ego!

[France] I don't mind it. In fact I should pay him a visit and do it in person ;)

[Spain] smh

[Netherlands] and why are you still here feeding his ego?

[France] indeed Mon Cher why are you still here >w>

[Spain] MIND YOUR BUSINESS! AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE NED??;?!

[Netherlands] because I was added and wanna see more ass your excuse?

[France] oh my so honest 🤭

England finally intervenes would you fuckers kindly fuck off?

No surprise that the first to answer was France.

[France] kick me out then love ;)

[Spain] how does it feels to be a corno pirata jajaja

[England] enjoy just wanking off dumbasses, maybe I will do a live of me taking that skirt off for your pleasure

[France] luckily for you that I don't mind sharing uwu

[England] LUCKILY FOR YOU THAT IM NOT RIGHT HERE TO CHOKE YOU DAMN FROG

[France] OOOH KINKY <3

[Netherlands] have you guys checked the contacts of this group?

[England] why does it matter?

[Netherlands] maybe not for you but for @/spain

[Spain] me?

[Netherlands] why your brat in this chat?

[Spain] ¿Que?

----Argentina leaves the chat----

[Spain] ¿¿¿¿QUE?????

[France] LMAAAOOOO

Portugal was having the most of fun being just a spectator. Until he receives a call. He picks up promptly

"Argentina?!" Shouts an angry England.

"What? I was just curious to see why the kid caught your attention" Portugal answers unbothered.

"It was a one time thing I've told you that!"

"And I just tested him once. You do have good taste amor."

"You're a whore" there's no more anger in England's voice, it sounds hoarse with desire "and needy. I will have to pay you a visit so you won't have to beg for attention anymore."

"Then hurry, or I will have to call someone to substitute you tonight." Portugal smirks and hangs up. Not even bothering to give his husband the time to answer. He wasn't completely serious about it, but it was fun teasing the man. He just hopes the skirt could survive intact after tonight.

#sry in advance bc i did this on my phone #hetalia #hws portugal #kinda lazy to tag the others so just the ships #engport #spaport #fruport #nedport #argport #did wanted to sneak in some braport but eeeeh its already too self indulgent :P

[theskyweshare]

101 ways to say I love you.

Let's do nothing together

I started that novel series you really like

I took a nap in the afternoon so we can talk late night 

When you were gone I took care of your plants

Call me when you get home

I made your favorite dish today since you're sad

I came home early and washed the dishes beforehand.

Sleep in today, I will make breakfast

Put your seatbelt on

I haven't watched any new episodes, I will watch with you 

I made these notes for you to help study

You drool in your sleep

You are a dumbass

I'm silly when I am with you

We share a whole brain cell between us

I saved you the last bite

Try this, it's delicious.

I saved you a seat

You're My only idiot

See this funny thing I found

No one else gets to make your life hell.

Never had this much fun before.

You are my blorbo

Never change

I wish you were here

Stay

Come here

Get in here

I got you

Whenever I get a notification I hope it's you.

You are my favorite person

I'd come with you.

I miss you too much 

Come back quick

Hold me.

Give me your hand.

Let me help.

Show me where it hurts.

I'm here.

I wish you were here.

I wish we had met sooner.

It's so peaceful beside you

I will watch over you.

Sleep well, I'm here.

No one should look so cute eating ice-cream.

I love your eyes 

Have this weird nickname.

No one is worthy of your tears.

You are crazy but you are my crazy.

Your name always puts a smile on my face.

Take your time, I'm here.

I am proud of you 

You inspire me

I'd rather have you, good and bad.

You say lovinging you is a mistake, Not to me not if it's you 

Don't go where I can't follow 

I need you

I want to be inconvenienced by you 

I'd be here if you need me 

I'm not going anywhere

If you are happy so am I 

You say you have to go, When do we leave?

I see you

I want you

Stay safe 

Your smile Is infectious

I miss the sound of your voice.

You can stay as long as you want

Let's travel the world together

Even when the world turns against you I'd be beside you

I'd stay by your side

I'd kill anything that scares you

I'm with you till the end

I prayed for you

Please stop hurting yourself.

Mine

I want you to be happy with me or without me

I don't want to be happy without you

We should stay together, with pets.

till the last Breath 

As you wish

You deserve the world

Let's rule together

I will give up everything in a heartbeat.

You're the only thing in this world that I don't hate.

Where you go I will follow.

As long as it's you

There is no me if there is no you

I wish to dream of you tonight.

Be mine.

My kind side is for you only.

You're my home.

You will always have a home beside me.

You changed me

You are worth it.

Let me hold you.

Hush, I'm here now.

My peace.

The world is irrelevant.

I won't ever let go.

I'd burn the world to keep you warm.

#quotes #art #writing #thoughts #longing #strangers to lovers #unrequited feelings #unrequited quotes #forbiden love #inspiration #come here #come back #i'd burn the world for you #beautiful pain #i love u #my peace #be mine #i'm you #i'm fine #i'm yours #valentine #obsessivecore #obsession #friends to lovers #heart ache #broken heart #broken

[blue-kyber]

A curse heavy rant going off on mods in a classic ADHD emotional dysregulation style of using a nuke to crush a bug. Yes, I know what it is, I'm still pissed off, and I'm leaving it as an example of what happens with unmedicated ADHD and autism compounded with late night hours, stress, hypersensitivity (RSD), and anxiety.

This is why I should never have Force powers even though I want them. When my anger is triggered, everything around me burns.

My anger is born of emotional and/or physical pain. You can't feel afraid or sad if you're angry.

When I snap out of it, my heart drops in dread and serious regret at the destruction I caused.

It's below the readmore.

You've been warned.

Have a nice day. :)

Fuck off, Reddit mods. My posts are perfectly fine and follow your dumbass, hyper-specific rules that are way too controlling, you power-mongering piles of rancid squid shit. Deleting them is rude, and hurtful. And, NO, "You're supposed to know. If you don't know, I won't tell you," is the shittiest, laziest, most dismissive reply to ever exist and it solves NOTHING.

Like, how is someone supposed to know what they did wrong IF YOU DON'T FUCKING TELL THEM?!

I am someone who tries not to break any rules. I'm not a spammer, or a cringy little 9 year old troll annoying people because I think posting;

Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis

five million times is funny.

NO! I'm a normal person trying to follow your damn, stupid rules to interact with other people.

DO NOT FUCKING DELETE MY POST, YOU PEE-SIPPING COCKROACHES!!! IT'S UP THERE BECAUSE I NEED ASSISTANCE! I CAME TO YOU FOR HELP AND YOU SLAMMED THE DOOR IN MY FACE!!! YOU JUST DID WHAT EVERYONE IN MY LIFE HAS ALWAYS DONE; DISMISS ME AND GHOST ME LIKE I DON'T EXIST.

WELL FUCK YOU!

If I could blow up your stupid r/ page with a virus that destroys your HD, I would.

Eat egg farts and perish, you turd burglars.

I hate mods. I hate them with a passion and block them whenever I can. I do NOTHING to warrant ANY kind of disciplinary action, and yet HERE WE ARE!

They're all just looking for a way to flex their authority over you so they feel important in their little lives by crushing you under their jackboots and getting off on controlling people.

There has to be a way to delete all notifications so I don't have to see that and be re-hurt every single time I log into Reddit. I actively avoid reddit if I can because of that.

#What ADHD emotional dysregulation regarding explosive anger looks like #I am not proud of this. #I am a better person that this. #I left this here as an example. #If you find yourself doing this and feeling like you'd press the RED BUTTON if you had access to it without thinking twice #You might have emotional dysregulation. #A doctor will be able to definitively tell you. Not me. #This is just one example of how we inadvertently sabotage our own lives. #The number of rage-fueled posts I've written and deleted is easily in the thousands over the course of my life on the internet. #My reaction when my anger is triggered is to destroy the thing that hurt me. #Not just hurt it back. Beat it senseless into a pile of pulp unrecognizable from its original shape. #Complete and utter annihilation of the thing that caused me pain. #This is not healthy. I've spent my entire life working on it including taking anger management classes and therapy.

[rockybloo]

This is just a dumbass Rocky Ramble post please keep scrolling but man oh man

I am never going to get over how Beanstalked is one of my stories with SO many colorful supporting characters for people to ask questions about ( especially in the Briar Patch crew) but the only other character (that isn't even a supporting character and is practically just an NPC) that gets near Fabled Five amounts of repeat attention about them over on Deviantart...is the giant's wife

And before people view this post as me complaining about not getting enough questions about other Beanstalked characters I need you to understand that I def do get questions about them (AND I'm totally fine with there being a lack of questions, please do not feel like I am asking for more interactions-this is just a post about an observation I've been noticing for a DECADE) but NOT on the same level as random comments or messages or even favorites on Deviantart as the giant's wife from the older pages.

And when I say attention for them I mean on the scale of me STILL getting notifications of people licking the old pages of Beanstalked from the FIRST comic of it I posted on Deviantart WAY back in the 2010s.

It's HIGHKEY unsettling to me I won't lie to y'all. It's a big reason why I've like...held off on touching or making any big and tiny ocs. I finally got over it around last year after discovering the cool and fun and wholesome g/t community over here and finally felt comfortable enough to create Tulip and Montel this year but I gotta be real man.

This is derailing at this point but somebody should have really warned me about the fetish curse before I started working on Beanstalked dude. Like-I've learned and seen some things I wish I could unsee.

Did you know there was a fetish for genies? Or long hair? Or Pinocchio nose growth? BECAUSE I HAD TO LEARN THAT STUFF THE HARD WAY MAN-

I'M OUT HERE BEING ON THE LOOK OUT FOR PEOPLE INTO FEET AND VORE OR PREGNANCY AND INFLATION BECAUSE THOSE ARE THE IMMEDATE "ALRIGHT I KNOW WHAT THESE ARE I KNOW HOW TO AVOID THEM" BUT PEOPLE CAME OUT THE WOODWORK WITH VERY SPECIFIC INTERESTS I DIDN'T EVEN PICK UP ON AT FIRST

IT'S ESPECIALLY HARD WHEN IT'S ATTENTION FOR AN OC THAT OVERLAPS WITH A FETISH PEOPLE GOT THAT YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW NOTHIN' ABOUT BECAUSE THE AMOUNT OF TIMES I'VE MISREAD A BOOST OF QUESTIONS ABOUT AN OC FOR GENUINE INTEREST IN THEM

OH

OH MY LORDY

#it's wild man #rocky rambles #i just wanna make a story about fables man #the fact that i gotta redraw the wife for the revamp is gonna be a time for me i am just praying people be normal #rocky been on the internet since 2011 #rocky is very tired