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emo-batboy · 6 months
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Things Battinson Totally Did During His First Year of University
Using Unhinged or Odd Things I Also Did as a College Freshman :D
Note: for this list, let’s believe Bruce was living in an (admittedly expensive and swanky) dorm because it is required for first-years, especially those entering at a young age, and Alfred told him he needed to make friends. Also yes I did every single thing on this list. I never claimed to be a role model
Bruce, to his TA: I’m so sorry I’m late to class. I gave blood a few hours ago and almost fainted on the way here, but it won’t happen again.
Signs up for a class called “Age of Dinosaurs” despite it not being required whatsoever and proceeds to work his entire schedule around it
Bruce: Your mental health is super important. If you think you should see the on-campus therapist, go see them. Friend: Fine. I’ll sign up for therapy if you sign up for therapy too. Bruce: Hold on-
Finds a loophole in his housing contract that allows him to get a pet frog, calls him kermit :)
Gets a second frog because Kermit was lonely, names it Constantine after Muppets Most Wanted, then realizes that they’re gay for each other. Wonders if the rainbow-colored rocks he got them triggered anything
Swings dramatically between calling Alfred every single day and ghosting him for weeks, cries when he realizes what he did
“Accidentally” joins the student body council, doesn’t know what he’s doing, gets re-elected anyway
Molds a dragon out of Laffy Taffy instead of doing his work
Bruce: *joins Honors, gets all A’s, takes the max amount of classes, has several minors, overachieves* Also Bruce: I’m a failure.
Breaks into a building after hours to study because NO ONE KNOWS HOW TO SHUT THE FUCK UP AT THE LIBRARY
Bruce: I will not get seasonal depression this year. Bruce: *gets real and seasonal depression that year*
Meticulously schedules his day with a color-coded planner because if he sits down for too long, the thoughts will consume him
Gives a presentation to his rhetoric class on how much he likes Spider-Man: Into the Spiderverse (it is 20 minutes long)
Successfully allocates funding from the student body council to pay for free feminine products in the dorms OUT OF SPITE because someone said it couldn't be done. fuck you, Andrew
Bruce: It is not an all-nighter if I go to sleep before my first class. Friend: It is 7:30am, the sun is in the sky, and your first class is at 12:30. Bruce: But I am getting sleep.
Refuses to go anywhere without his backpack because what if he needs three notebooks at once
Loses over 20 pounds because ✨stress✨ and scares the shit out of Alfred when he comes home for Thanksgiving
Argues with his TA over the one (1) question he got wrong on his Dinosaur exam
Bruce, calling Alfred: Hello father figure. How do I do taxes? Do I have to do them myself? Also, I think I’m having a panic attack.
Joins in on a charity arts-and-crafts project that gives kids books with matching activities made by volunteers, proceeds to commandeer the project because “it’s not color-blind friendly” and rewrites the instructions for everyone
Makes a murder wall
Goes to one (1) sports game and proceeds to leave in the first ten minutes because it’s way too loud wtf is wrong with people
Professor, addressing the lecture hall: I dare you to write an essay about these two sentences. Bruce: *writes an essay about six words, gets a 100, never even read the book*
Crawls into the ceiling for some alone time
Ghosts someone after a date because he’s too scared to tell them he didn’t know it was a date in the first place and now he feels bad
Classmate: How tf does he walk across campus that fast? I go in the same direction he does on my bike, and he’s always ahead of me. Bruce: *is gay sprinting to Dinosaur class*
Refuses to let others use his Favorite Pen TM
Constantly gets mistaken for a Grad Student because he is “so wise and mature” (bestie, that’s the autism)
Alfred: *casually mentions he got into a car accident through text* Bruce: *replies with a meme while hyperventilating because he doesn’t know what to do with that information??!*
Wears a suit to one of his finals
Regularly eats non-organic food for the first time in his life, proceeds to learn about several allergies Alfred forgot to mention he has
Writes “What is a Hot Pocket?” in calligraphy and proceeds to laugh his ass off alone in his dorm because he is so exhausted he’s reached the point of delusion
Locks himself out of his dorm right before class, frantically asks the floor group chat if someone can help, proceeds to tell the nice gay man on the floor who saved him “I love you” because his social skills have hit rock bottom
Makes a little music album display next to his desk for his favorite band (Nirvana) His friends call it a shrine, and they are technically correct
Has a blacklist of people he refuses to interact with because Reasons
Counselor: What do you want to do when you graduate? Bruce: *gestures vaguely*
Refuses to take the bus because there are people in there and he doesn’t like those
Loses one of his frogs, how tf did he do that, they’re fully aquatic, oh fuck, this is probably why they got rid of that loophole a year later because unbeknownst to Bruce, he accidentally started a frog revolution in the dorms, btw he SWEARS he did not mean to do that
Has two trash cans in his room: one for the Good Garbage, and one for the Bad Garbage. Only Bruce knows which is which
Bruce: *writes a creative piece about a ship’s final thoughts as it sinks, bringing its passengers down with it* TA: Absolutely lovely, Bruce, but are you okay?
Goes on Night Walks, keeps himself safe by maintaining a level 12 resting bitch face at all times
Earns the nickname “8th floor cryptid” after pacing the halls at 3am when it’s too cold for Night Walks (honestly tho how tf didn’t he get the nickname earlier?)
Bruce: Do you think a depressed person could do this? Bruce: *has a manic episode*
Okay that's all love you BYE
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slidingstories · 2 years
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Tamil Thalaivas Players List 2022 Season 9
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wherewolf · 2 years
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where are u sitting? horror girlies edition 🔪
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krazieka2 · 6 months
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bunch of different pieces from a bunch of different zines! wooooo
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telordirebus · 1 year
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Merry Christmas! ☃️🎄
I always wanted to draw WxS miku and babykasa together. I really liked the hcs about the main vsingers watching over their hosts since they were younger, it also makes sense since tsukasas sekai is cluttered with plush toys!
Happy holidays everyone!
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firelise · 5 months
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CHEVALIER (2023)
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kingkatsuki · 2 years
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I am here to tell you a story, a story that will torture your thoughts by day and poison your dreams by night.
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Welcome to my Kinktober 2022! As always days are subject to change, and each post will have it’s own individual warnings. Posts could be anything from thirsts to full fics, depending on how inspiration strikes.
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Blue Lock posts will be posted on my bllk blog @kingkunigami​
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Day 1 | CNC - Bakugou Katsuki & Kirishima Eijirou Day 2 | Fisting - Shindou Yo  Day 3 | Hybristophilia - Kirishima Eijirou Day 4 | Blackmail - Bakugou Katsuki & Todoroki Enji Day 5 | Kleptolagnia - Hawks/Takami Keigo Day 6 | Guided Sex - Shindou Yo, Bakugou Katsuki, Kirishima Eijirou, Kaminari Denki Day 7 | Rimming - Bakugou Katsuki Day 8 | Squirting - Bakugou Katsuki & Midoriya Izuku Day 9 | Lactation - Bakugou Katsuki Day 10 | Robots - Bakugou Katsuki (For @/strawberry-nugget‘s Perfect Girl collab) Day 11 | Somnophilia - Kirishima Eijirou Day 12 | Mutual Masturbation - Kunigami Rensuke Day 13 | Costumes - ghostface!Bakugou Katsuki & Midoriya Izuku Day 14 | Toys/Gaping - Fatgum/Toyomitsu Taishiro Day 15 | Blood - viking!Bakugou Katsuki (Part One) Day 16 | Pictophilia - Kirishima Eijirou Day 17 | Anal - Shindou Yo Day 18 | Corruption - Kunigami Rensuke & Jingo Raichi (For @/prettyboykatsuki‘s Corruption collab) Day 19 | Omorashi - Jingo Raichi Day 20 | Dacryphilia - Barou Shoei Day 21 | Gloryholes - Bakugou Katsuki Day 22 | Dry Humping - Tokoyami Fumikage Day 23 | Mixophilia/Webcams - Tokoyami Fumikage & Kuroiro Shihai Day 24 | Size Kink - fairy!Bakugou Katsuki Day 25 | Blood - viking!Bakugou Katsuki (Part Two) Day 26 | Pegging - Eddie Munson  Day 27 | Primal - Kirishima Eijirou  Day 28 | Feet - Bakugou Katsuki Day 29 | Frotteurism - Raichi Jingo  Day 30 | Blood - viking!Bakugou Katsuki (Part Three) Day 31 | Spectrophilia - ghost!Bakugou Katsuki (For Bump in the Night collab)
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pokeberry5 · 4 months
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your tim is soooooooo beautiful i can’t stop looking at him 😍
do you have any good tim whump fic recs? like the classic comm cuts out when he’s in trouble or really anything
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(thank you!! im glad u like my tim art)
(in reference to this, where i mentioned liking whump fics where tim ends up on the ropes alone and his comm cuts out)
i was digging through my reading history to try to find some recs and it seems??? i may have extrapolated fics based on what i wanted to read rip
i did still put some fic recs together! but these are slightly to the left of your original requests. i'm gonna put them in order of relevancy. broad warning to please read the tags on all of these
Little Pig, Little Pig, Let Me In by nierembergia
tim's on the line with damian when suddenly a harmless-seeming interaction at a gala turns sinister (wip)
buy the ticket, take the ride
wherein tim is attempting to deal with things on his own after finding himself alone in vegas, at some point calls jason to "consult" him about blood spatters, and then has to hang up on him because he's getting shot at
the days of theft (no more) by SilverSkiesAtMidnight
gen omegaverse, jason takes tim and in the process snaps the bond between bruce and tim. including this one because the pack bond snapping between bruce and tim has, to me, the same emotional impact of a comm getting caught (wip)
Into the Brighter Night by shoalsea
the set up of this fic is tim manipulating the bats into following a plan he misrepresented and then purposefully going dark, although the majority of the fic deals with the interpersonal fallout of tim's actions (complete)
children of the stars by Scarlet_Ribbons
jason takes tim in because jack drake's a piece of shit and ends up doing his own growing in the process. not sure how to explain why i'm including this without spoiling it, but there is a Big Moment later in the fic that to me is equivalent to tim purposely cutting his comms off to deal with a situation himself (wip)
Call to a Lonely Earth by Drag0nst0rm
in the midst of brucequest, tim ends up on an earth where there are no longer any children and bruce has lost both his sons. i'm mostly including this one because i like it a lot, but—mild spoiler—tim does make a call explaining what he presents as a hopeless situation that he can't be saved from and then hangs up! (first fic is complete but sequel isn't)
also, while it doesn't quite have the same emotional force of what i was looking for, detective comics (1940) #698-99 is where i originally got the idea from and it does feature protective dick and alvin draper!
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acecroft · 4 months
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FAVORITE GAMES PLAYED IN 2023 (for the first time)
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slidingstories · 2 years
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5G Countries List 2022 – Updated
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gifshistorical · 1 year
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"There is a female friendship in this movie that plays as strongly and as powerfully as any of the romances. If feels very real and very nuanced" —Zawe Ashton "(...) As much as this film is about the love story of Mr. Malcolm and Selina, it is as much a story about female friendships, and about Julia and Selina's bonding — and also the ups and downs in a female friendship as well." —Freida Pinto
· MISS SELINA DALTON & MISS JULIA THISTLEWAITE · Freida Pinto and Zawe Ashton · Mr Malcolm's List (2022)
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neteyamyawne · 9 months
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Do you have any good Jake Smut recommendations, Maybe some Fluff too? (I need fluff in my life a little bit.)
And definitely some Neteyam Smut recommendations, I need him!
even tho i am a Lo'ak and aonung girl, I still simp and obsess over Jake and neteyam i mean how can u not!
❥ Yesss, I have tons of those babies, these are just smut and fluff, I'll post angst ones seperately 😊
Smut :
Come sleep with me tonight – › Neteyam
What? Does that feel good? – › Jake
I shouldn't cry but I love it – › Jake
Another man's treasure – › Neteyam
Jake sully x fem reader – › Jake
The perfect morning – › Jake
Neteyam's first time – › Neteyam
Midnight's interlude – › Jake
Pregnant fingering – › Neteyam
Random thoughts – › Jake
Possessive teyam – › Neteyam
Size difference – › Jake
Cock Warming – › Jake
Uninteresting – › Neteyam
Yandere Jake – › Jake
Love lessons – › Neteyam
Pussy eating – › Jake
Sugar daddy – › Jake
Interrupted – › Neteyam
Just the tip – › Neteyam
Short smut – › Neteyam
Baby fever – › Neteyam
Dilf!Jake – › Jake
Syulang – › Jake
Inches – › Neteyam
Squirt – › Neteyam
Smut –› Neteyam
Heat – › Jake
Fluff :
Why can't you just say it? – › Jake
Can I play with your hair? – › Neteyam
Fear of the deep blue – › Jake
Only to be with you – › Neteyam
Gimme sugar, lover – › Jake
Mornings with you – › Jake
I thought I lost you – › Jake
A little attention – › Jake
Meeting the cat – › Neteyam
Exceeding it all – › Jake
The nightmare – › Jake
Every morning – › Neteyam
Night hunters – › Jake
Earth and sea – › Neteyam
Cat attributes – › Neteyam
Breathtaking – › Neteyam
You— what? – › Neteyam
Missed you – › Neteyam
Sleepyhead – › Neteyam
Easy target – › Jake
First tattoo – › Neteyam
Infatuation – › Neteyam
I heart you – › Jake
Obsession – › Jake
Tied down – › Jake & Neytiri
Sick child – › Neteyam
Pretty girl – › Jake
All of you – › Jake
Overhear – › Neteyam
Pregnant – › Neteyam
Jealous – › Neteyam
Periods – › Neteyam
Tìloho – › Neteyam
Fluff – › Jake
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A/n : i loved collecting these, if you want a summed up fic recs for any others just send me an ask 😚 fics are NOT mine!
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knight-princess · 11 months
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We really should make a list of canon things the Willow characters did and said so we don’t forget or get them mixed up with incorrect quotes bc there are some wild and hilarious things in this show and I feel like the longer Willow is off air the more I’m going to go “did I totally misremember or . . ?”
Things like:
Elora calls Jade “J” at one point
Boorman’s reasoning to Jade for wanting to get into the vault at Nockmaar is “what if there’s a giant gold statue of an eagle fighting a horse?”
Sorsha literally pulls the “you think I’m tough you should have met mine” card when they’re having the mommy issues talk
Kit’s wtf face to Jade when Boorman (does anything) reveals he was asking the horses to stop jumping off the cliff
Feel free to add!
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music-moon · 2 months
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All my liked songs from the 2020s, organized by the year they were released.
Always updating, discovering and refining. Cover art is my most listened to albums from each year, according to my last.fm.
My favourite songs organized by release year: 2020s
View more decades: 2000s / 2010s / 2020s
Take a deeper dive into my most listened to albums from each year:
Data from last.fm + pythfm.
2000 / 2001 / 2002 / 2003 / 2004 / 2005 / 2006 / 2007 / 2008 / 2009 / 2010 / 2011 / 2012 / 2013 / 2014 / 2015 / 2016 / 2017 / 2018 / 2019 / 2020 / 2021 / 2022 / 2023 / 2024
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hayden-christensen · 1 year
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OBI-WAN KENOBI (2022) + TUMBLR YEAR IN REVIEW
@pscentral event 10: best of 2022
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cloudysfluffs · 7 months
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I love the way you drew Sam and Max in your art style! I hope you do more tk art of them (no pressure though draw what you want)
there is nothing id rather draw for you anon!!!! i LOVE making art of these two <3333333333
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(dont worry, sam's got a sneaky way of escaping)
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(ns//fw and/or fetish blogs please dni🙏🙏)
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