Something my phone does when I'm writing on it is autocorrect *him* to *Jim*
And I -
It makes me laugh every time istg💀
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Is you morticia oc storage ricks morty or just work for him at the daycare?
I also want to say how much i love your work! It brings me so much joy
Thanks for taking an interest! Storage Morty (D-0770) was left at the daycare for a long time. Storage Rick let her live there until he got tired of it and told her to start helping out. Her Rick never came back, so Storage ended up taking her in as his own Morty. Also, her original reality isn't genderswapped - everything is the same, except for the fact that Morty happens to be a girl :)
I thought it would be funny to have a dynamic where Morticia is his friend, granddaughter, coworker, and sidekick all at the same time
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Kidnapper: I have your kid.
Chan: which one, I have seven.
Kidnapper: the loud, annoying one that never shuts up.
Chan:
Chan: WHICH ONE, I HAVE SEVEN???
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I blacked out and drew this in less than an hour holy shit q!bbh is so hot
[ID: a simple drawing of Badboyhalo wearing his Elsa skin. His dress is torn, singed, and bloodied. His hair is wild and crimson stained. He smirks, wielding his scythe and tnt. End ID.]
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funny ask (also kinda a classic one lol) which ros would drop anything they’re holding to catch the mc if they threw themselves at them lmao
Drop everything they're holding to catch MC: Seven, August (out of pure reflex), Victoria, Seb
I was going to put Orion but he'd most definitely find a way to grab MC while still holding his stuff like his laptop or something. he's just that good
Will...not: G
G would probably not even process that MC is falling and just look down as MC is on the floor in pain only to be like "oh sorry lol"
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i would love to be a rich older man’s boyfriend. the idea of it is just soooooo hot! Let’s name him Amos!
he’s the CEO of some big tech company that’s dominating the industry with every decision he makes, leading him and his investors into an era of huge success and growth.
amos is 35-40 years old, tall, about 6’5 and ruggedly handsome with nicely styled hair, stubble with a small hint of a mustache growing, lean muscle, and some body hair that makes him even more appealing. His personality is cold, calculating, dominant and observant. He’s intimidating, making those who cross him immediately regret it because it will most definitely not end well for them or anyone involved with them. But with the ones he loves, he’s a love bug!
then comes you—his younger boyfriend. getting out of the elevator and walking into his office with a big smile on your face as he gestures for you to sit on his lap.
“How’s my pretty boy?” He asks, pressing a kiss to your forehead as you straddle his lap and blush at the pet name he gave you. He wraps his arms around your waist as you reply. He leans in, asking if you would like to go on a little get away with him; of course you say yes!
it’s been two days in paradise with you and Amos; swimming in the bluest waters, eating at the most delicious restaurants, relaxing by the pool, spa treatments, zip-lining through the island, and just whatever else the two of you can think of! it’s a much needed vacation for the both of you.
The two of you, swimming in the pool of Amos’ luxury villa. The setting sun reflected on the water as you two play around; splashing each other, seeing who can swim from one side to the pool to the other, seeing who can hold their breath the longest, and other pool games.
Seeing the water fall down Amos’ muscular and well built chest catches your attention. The way it hypnotizes you into staring longer than necessary at his body, but he doesn’t mind; he’s been watching you too. He catches you staring and with a cocky smirk, he lifts your chin up with his finger to meet his gaze. desire floods his eyes as he asks if you’d like to do something else, and you eagerly nod, knowing what he means; he takes your hand and leads you inside the villa.
skin slapping against skin fills the room as Amos’ fat and lengthy cock thrusts into your tight hole. He has you pressed up against him; your back pressed against his chest with his hand around your throat so you can look at him as he pounds into you and so he can see how good he’s making you feel; it’s definitely an ego boost for him.
his other hand wrapped around your hard-as-a-rock cock, stroking it to matchup with his thrusts. “Such a good boy,” he praises, “takin’ me so well” he grunts. all you can do is moan as he keeps praising you, until you finally release your load all over the bed. he follows soon after with a loud roar that reverberates through the room. his cum fills your hole, some of it dripping into the bed as he gently releases you and begins to kiss your lips.
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