#My excuses are

[cursed-coat-of-homosexuality]

I have reached the sudden realization that Ed and Stede would play Good Pirate/Bad Pirate when questioning for loot, respectively.

Ed would act all nice with the captain while simutaneously REALLY playing Stede up

"Okay mate, we can resolve this situation like gentleman can't we? No problem here, right? Let's just have a little chat, and then you can go on your way"

and

"My friend here killed two english officers by accident, trust me, you don't want to see what he does on purpose"

(Stede would theatricaly lurk in the shadows, trying to be as silently intimidating as possible).

Then when the captain resisted for enough time, Stede would threaten to intervene, Ed would pretend to be desperate like "C'mon man we could've avoided this" and "I warned you, mate! nothing is gonna stop him now."

Maybe he even feins trying convince Stede to not go for it "Hey we don't need to do this, remember last time? Dude couldn't even stand properly. This one seems nice enough, just give him a little more time!". Stede would then start making his "I have seen things" face and maybe he even makes a very menacing little speech spoken in hushed tones.

In the end the captain gives up because of the vibes alone.

#I know this post if formated very weirdly #My excuses are #No one wants to read through a monolith of text #and #I am also too sleep deprived to come up with something better than this #ofmd #our flag means death #blackbeard ofmd #edward teach #ofmd edward teach #ed ofmd #ofmd stede #stede bonnet #ofmd meta #blackbonnet #krakhouse #gentlebeard

[captainsaltypear]

IS ANYONE ELSE GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS OR

#hazbin hotel #huskerdust #hazbin husker #hazbin angel dust #hazbin angeldust #angeldust #husker #hazbin husk #look man im all for overlord husk but EXCUSE ME???????? #WHERE DID THIS COME FROM #I LITERALLY YELLED W H A T AT MY COMPUTER SCREEN WHEN HE SAID THIS #I KNEW HUSK WAS STRONGER THAN HE LET ON BUT AN OVERLORD??????? #GURL?????????? #DAMN SON #THIS new piece of information caught me so offguard that i was still reeling from it even after the emotional bomb that was loser baby #anyways huskerdust truthers how are we feeling #HOW DOES VICTORY FEEL #NO LONGER CRACKSHIP BROTHERS #WE'RE REAL #AND IM FEELING SO GOOD ABOUT IT #anwyways im doing very emotionally good how are you guys #im...gonna put a hiatus my own personal webcomic to cry over this for the next 6 months #girls help #keith david...........im so sorry i ever doubted you he ATE THAT UPPPP #hazbin hotel spoilers #pear post #scheeze art

[malenjoyer]

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#dick grayson #nightwing #robin #tim drake #my art #BTAS #wrong motorcycle but that’s the one I have a toy of so I can be excused…!!!!!!!!!

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF movie Mike fights Moon at the Pizzaplex..

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #mike schmidt #fnaf moon #moondrop #fnaf daycare attendant #fnaf #fnaf movie #security breach #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #what a crazy fight that was.. does moon win or lose here? both? #moon is baffled bamboozled even flabbergasted #my man wasn’t prepared for someone to be that happy to sleep #didn’t even get to use his magic on him #Mike just took himself out slept on command #officially Mike likes moon just cause he’s an excuse to eepy

[possessable]

Hello i'm a normal person here's some stuff i drew to illustrate different traits different "person getting controlled" tropes can have

edit: obligatory possession shorthand code link because people seem to be using this like the possession code but just. without the code part

edit: DO NOT BE HORNY ON MY POST 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

#if you see tumblr flagging this its literally not mature i dont know why it got flagged #i like how you can see the artstyle in this change because i drew the first couple a year ago and then picked it up again intermittently #this aws just an excuse to draw a bunch of tiny possessed guys. ''what am i supposed to do with a possession hyperfixation its not like you #can draw possession fanart'' Yes You Can If you really Believe In yourslef #This isn't even all the traits i can think of there's four more but they seem kind of boring to draw and are mostly self explanatory #Less Unique my Ass #ThePossessionHyperfixationIsNeverEnding

[cyberstevie]

SPOT THE WHITE ELF!!!!!!! [ORIGINAL]

#dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #delicious in dungeon #this is the first thing i’ve drawn in like 6 months. at least now i have a pen in my hand and no excuse #hall of fame

[nullcasting]

actually i need everyone on here to see this too

#txt #‘The liquid has been successfully ejected from your Pepis’ excuse me???? excuse???? me??? #for the record this device is named after the griffin mcelroy vine. thats how old my phone is

[monzterzack]

you know what, i am right and im tired of pretending i am not

#excuse my furry twitter account #but ive been holding this one inside for a long while now #steven universe

[shandsformation]

hmmmm

#animation class assignment was to make examples of anticipation with 3 characters #grabbed these losers KJHSDGS #also finally an excuse to animate them!!! dies #transformers #tf #maccadam #my art #elite trine #starscream #skywarp #thundercracker #animation

[jollymalt]

inspired by junji ito posing in the barbie box

#BARBIE!!!!! #excuse me for this but barbie AND my fav horror mangaka??? unbeatable #barbie #junji ito #lene draws

[ak-liano]

God feigning humanity and human feigning divinity

#furina #venti #focalors #genshin #genshin impact #my art #they’re gonna meet in an event I feel it #if zhongli gets to meet queenrina so does venti #please excuse the terrible anatomy

[ckret2]

nobody asked me my headcanons on Bill's weird alien shape gender but that's only because you didn't know you wanted to know

of course he has gold bricks and pronouns

#bill cipher #gravity falls #fanart #my art #headcanons #(sorry I didn't draw the pyramids. my excuse is I didn't want to draw pyramids.)

[pokeberry5]

boy hostage (spiritual successor to this)

big brother to the rescue:

#back at it again at krispy kreme #sart #tim drake #dick grayson #dc #dick & tim #some of my favorite things about canon are a) dick being (ferally) protective of tim #and b) that gotham villains refer to robin and nightwing as brothers #idk i love drawing tim a little bloody #he's ok!!! dick got to him on time im realizing he kinda looks dead #oh OTHER favorite thing is those panels of vigilantes where all u can make out of their features are their glowing eyes #(my excuse for not drawing tim's belt is that if he had it he'd've escaped so they must have gotten it off him)

[vivianthepigeon]

Tim: “I need to tell you something”

Bruce: “What did you do??”

Tim: “when Alfred was doing our taxes he noticed a missing check”

Bruce: “what did you do???”

Tim: “Before I answer do you trust me enough to understand that it was for a good reason and just leave it at that?”

Bruce: “What. Did. You. Do.”

Tim: “it’s all Jason’s fault! He is a BAD person, I’ve been telling you for years!”

—————

Bruce to Jason: “WHAT DID YOU DO?”

Jason: “okay now before I answer that-“

Bruce: “just tell me whatcha did”

Jason: “I got a DUI”

Bruce: “Jason!”

Jason: “it’s not as bad as it sounds”

Bruce: “How is driving drunk not bad???”

Jason: “I wasn’t exactly driving”

Bruce: “I don’t follow.”

Jason: “I was at the bar with Damian and I had a few”

Bruce: “DAMIAN?!”

—————

Damian: “With God as my witness I’ve never been to that bar in my life.”

Jason: “He knows.”

Damian: “Oh I’ve been there a bunch”

#source: young sheldon #incorrect batfamily quotes #doesn’t completely fit them but it’s still silly #batfam #dc hcs #batfamily #excuse my grammar #batmansagooddad #dc universe #batdad #batman and robin #bruce wayne #incorrect dc quotes #dc fanon #jason todd #jason todd wayne #tim drake #tim drake wayne #damian wayne al ghul #damian wayne #red hood #red robin #dc robin #robin damian #batbros #batsiblings #batbrats #nightwing #dc orphan #dc batfam

[jeanivere]

sketch feat. the tweets that inspired it

tell me you guys get it tho like why is he built

#bg3 #gale bg3 #gale of waterdeep #baldur's gate 3 #gale baldurs gate 3 #fanart #my art #im too lazy to put more tags #anyway idk why he has abs dude #hes a nerdy cat man who lives alone #hes not gonna be built like he is in game... #yeah hes hot with abs but hes even better with a bit of pudge #but thats just my two cents #dont mind how bad the sketch is #i dont have an excuse i just suck #anyway

[egophiliac]

just something I wanted to try! (tumblr please don't absolutely destroy this, thank you)

#art #twisted wonderland #gif warning #gifs that remind you that they are still just cats warning #i was going to do the tail stepped but i actually kind of liked it with the interpolation? #i thought it would look weird with cheka being frame by frame but. i dunno. ymmv but i think it's kind of fun! #it is also Late™ and i did this mostly all in one sitting so my brain is kind of fried #that's my excuse and i'm sticking to it