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cupidssorbett · 11 months

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“Let me use these fangs..”

Miguel O’Hara X Reader.

Summary: None! Muahaha! Includes: Biting, slight blood-kink, teasing, body appreciation, Mentions of the word ‘cunt’ & ‘pussy’, slight smug Miguel, just some filth babes.

★Please read!★ The reader has no specified race etc so it’s very much just put yourself in that place! Anyways you’re reading at your own volition, this was inspired by this tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRowUMqa/ !

You were working on some dinner for him for when he finally came home from what you called his shenanigans and what he called incredibly important. Humming along to the music that played from your speaker, dancing about as he came through the front door, his mask just barely coming up and off. You immediately catching his eyes as you swayed your hips to the music.

God it did something to him, all day long he’d been thinking about you, your face, your body, your voice, your cunt. It did something to him.

That’s why it came as a surprise to you when Miguel’s hands found your hips as he set his mask off to the side. His lips going straight for your neck as he left open mouthed kisses. “Miguel?” You managed to spit out, as you carefully put the wooden spoon you were using to stir the food in the pan down. “What is the meaning for all of this? not exactly complaining.”

You breathed out as his fangs grazed across your neck, his breath fanning against it. “He estado pensando en ti.(I've been thinking about you.)” Miguel exhaled slightly, sucking a hickie into your skin. “Me? Why- Ohhh sweet god, Why uh Why me?” You managed to get out getting stuck on some words like a broken record.

“Estas caderas, esos muslos, estos labios, este coño...(These hips, those thighs, these lips, this pussy...).” His hands snaked around feeling everywhere he could, “It’s been plaguing my mind all day.”

“God..But Miguel I’ve got dinner going I really should..” He quickly reached his hand down and flicked off the fire, “There, Now you won’t have to worry.” Miguel was quick with picking you up and bringing you up to your shared bedroom, shutting the door with his foot and gently tossing you onto the bed with a slight ‘Miguel!’ as he made his way over, “God I’ve been waiting for this,” He brought his hand to snake past your waistband of your pants and panties, finding your cunt slick and wet as he brought his mouth to kiss you, bring his kisses to come down your chin and neck leaving small bites on your neck as he went.

“All wet for me huh Chiquita?” He murmurs with that stupid smug slight smirk that you felt on your skin. His fingers rubbing gently in a teasing way on your clit, bringing it down to your needy hole dipping in causing you to gasp slightly. A slight chuckle coming him as he continued to kiss everywhere he could.

He kept pumping with one finger then two, your eyes fluttering as your breathing got labored. “I’m only just getting started and look at you a mess.” he pulls back pulling his fingers out and bringing them to his mouth cleaning them effortlessly. “Strip.” He says and that’s all you need hear, moving as fast as you could to slide it off, shirt gone to the floor as well as your pants and your underwear & bra.

“Lay down Querida.(Darling)” He motions for you lay down against the propped up pillows, you lay back your hair splayed behind you watching as he removed his suit. You couldn’t help but stare at his face, his chest, his whole body.. he was left in just his boxers as he climbed onto the bed hooking his arms underneath your legs, bringing you closer. “I can put these to use,” he flashes his fangs, licking up the supple flesh of your inner thighs.

He left purple hickies all along your thighs purposefully missing where you wanted him most, gently biting into it licking the blood that slightly dribbled from the bites he put too much pressure on, reveling in the way you tried to bring your cunt to his face and he denied you every time.

“Miguelll..” You whine your head lolling back, “Alright…Alright,” He smiles smugly into your thigh at your whining. He brings his mouth down to your wet stick cunt licking a long stripe from your wet hole to your clit. Keeping eye contact until he dove in without hesitation. Your hand flying to cover your mouth, a gasp coming your lips. He stops, one of his hands taking yours and moving it. “No no, I wanna hear all of those noises.” He states before going straight back to what he was doing.

Eating you out like he was a starved man, his hands gripping your thighs massaging them as he continued your slick coating his chin and lips, making his fangs & lips shine. Your hands find his hair as you gasp and cry to him, tangling them into his soft hair. He groans into your cunt, that familiar feeling rising in your stomach, then he adds his fingers pumping two of them in and out. It added to the pressure and then it snapped, he lapped it up. Leaning back wiping his chin of your slick.

“God..I missed your cunt.” he hummed licking his fingers clean, the now noticeable bulge catching your eye as he brought himself up. Your rose from your spot bringing your hand to palm him making his breath hitch slightly. “Miguel let me help you please.” You looked up at him through your lashes. “You sure you can handle it?” He looks down at you exhaling slightly.

You nodded slightly, and he couldn’t help but chuckle slightly. “Alright belleza(beauty).” He exhales with a slight smirk taking your spot. You smiled hurrying over laying between his legs, moving your hands up to pull down his boxers his cock springing free with a bead of precum coming from the tip. Your hand immediately coming to it, rubbing up and down your thumb coming over the tip making him inhale.

“Please..Don’t tease me like that.” He groans his head leaning back against the headboard, you smiled licking stripes up his dick before completely taking him in your mouth, pumping what you couldn’t take. Humming slightly when you heard him make noises at a reaction making him exhale shakily even more.

You moved your head in a steady up and down, gagging slightly when the tip hits the back of your throat. He revels when you gag on him, it makes him feel some kind of way. He thrusts up slightly into your mouth, spit coming to the corners of your mouth as you tried your best to still take him. His hand finds your cheek wiping any tears that fell from your eyes.

Before he could even cum in your mouth, he pulls out and sighs. “Please let me use that cunt.” He asked so politely and you couldn’t deny him, he looked so desperate. You smiled before gasping as his hands found your hips lifting you above before his tip slid through your folds. Before he gently as he possibly could pushed it in.

Groaning as it went into your warm tight pussy, “Ohhh..” You slurred as he was barely filling you with only being half way on his cock. He slowly brought you down onto it carefully before he was fully sheathed inside you. “So tight and warm.” He exhaled in your ear letting you lean back on his chest, his hand finding your clit rubbing gently circles as you murmured and mumbled.

“You like that?” All you could do was nod, “Uh-Huh, Tell me.” He demanded his fangs finding your exposed neck gently nipping and biting. “Yeah, Yeah..Really like.” you sputtered out, eyes batting closed then open lazily sitting half lidded. He smiled smugly into your neck, “Mm..Good Good,”

He had set a pace, one that started out soft and careful before he got to into it. Becoming rougher, his hand bringing your hand to rub your clit, his groans and slight whines in your eyes making you clench around his dick. “Dios cariño, ¿te gusta eso?(God honey, do you like that?)” He chuckled breathlessly.

His thrusts becoming erratic and sloppy, your cunt spasming as you came around cock, he couldn’t help but speed up at the feeling. “Feels too damn good..” He sighs his breathing labored, uneven and hot on your skin. Sweat beading at your forehead. “Please please.” You whine in more of a whisper.

“Hm?” He murmurs, “Miguel please..” He chuckles, “You,You want it in?” He hums kissing a bit rougher in your shoulder and neck, “Yes yes..” You nodded as he rammed up in your cunt as wet squelch coming from it. He sped up, “Almost there..Can you let go for me one more time, please Cariño.” His hand finds your clit rubbing circles making you clench around him.

The feeling of everything made you both snap, your cunt clenching around him spasming as he shot his white hot cum into you, his head lolling back doing slow sloppy thrusts into you. Your fluids mixing as he finally came to a slow. Out of breath and laughing slightly, “Was it what you’ve been thinking about all day?”

He gave you a kiss on the cheek, “Of course, Better than I ever dream of.” He carefully pulls out of you, making you whine at the empty feeling. “C’mon, let’s get a nice warm bath.”

#miguel o'hara #miguel o’hara x reader #miguel ohara #miguel o’hara smut #Cupidssorbettlibrary

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pillowspace · 7 months

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Praying to moons scene from the ao3 fanfic.

I dunno why it stuck to me so much, to have someone who is scared of gods (past experience) kneel to one, only to comfort another god. It's so ironic but also sweet 🤔 it leaves a strange tingle in my mind

OHHH MY GOSH THAT'S SO LOVELY, THANK YOU SO MUCHHHH. That genuinely looks incredible, I need to eat your art style. You're a good artist. AAAA I LOVE THIS !!!!!! ARGHRRGEGH staring at this

#ask #celestial sundown au #savetag #[csd saved posts]

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dandyleyen · 1 month

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Dungeon Meshi - My Thoughts (Ch1-10)

Each section gets written out as I am reading. Keep in mind that I have finished episodes 1-12 of Cooking in Dungeon and that I have read chapters 27-31 (excluding 28.5)

Chapter 1.

I assume we’ll get info in this later on but I wonder why the country was sealed away in the first place.

“I bestow my entire kingdom upon the one who defeats the magician." - The King (presumably) I know that the anime does get into this a bit more as we go on and that a new king (or queen ?) would be crowned eventually but I wonder why it is that the king (if he is who he says he is) wants to allow his kingdom to be given away. Curious.

Side note, but I adore Laios talking about the dungeon ecosystem and food chain. Would love to seen an in-depth trophic web with different ecosystems of the dungeon. You could also include the factors that aren’t natural to the ecosystem, so like,,, the various races that go into the dungeon and how they effect the environment around them with adventuring and other things. I wonder if there are any concept maps made already for this type of thing. We’re seeing a basic food chain but I want it in depth !!

Laios is very cute, send tweet !

Chapter 2.

I do find it very sweet that Laios is asking Marcille if she wants anything specific to eat.

Laios is such a little weirdo. God, I love him. This was also the first occasion of me wanting to try one of the foods they made. The tart looks really good and I'm currently regretting reading this before dinner :|

Chapter 3.

I had it in my mind that chimeras were like a very specific animal combo, but hearing Laios calling the basilisk a chimera put that into perspective for me. Like,, yeah no that makes sense. Interesting.

Chapter 4.

Marcille and Falin on the front page :( Guys.

The episode for this was a rough watch for me because of how Marcille was getting treated tbh, and it's similar now while reading but I did feel more with the show. I get the concerns that the party has, because they need to hurry (mind you, Laios literally holds them up down the line with the painting stuff in the other level), but implying she is already being a bit of a burden by saying she'll be "more of a burden" if she collapses is,,,, not Chilchuck's best moment.

"Not being useful to anyone makes me feel so lonely..." - Marcille I liked her already leading up to this but this was one of this things that got me to latch onto her so quickly. I do appreciate that Chilchuck did initially go to apologize for having called her a burden, and that Laios pointed out that everyone was useful in the team but with different strengths. Them :(

Chapter 5.

Chilchuck fighting for his life and trying not to get his shit rocked by the traps going off is incredibly funny and I feel for him. My neurotic little guy,,, love him.

Laios wanting to take the bones home is incredibly endearing. Me too, buddy, me too.

Chapter 6.

Touden siblings flashback !! I care about them so much, you guys.

Laios looks so dejected about not being able to eat living armor,,, what a freak /pos. He isn't wrong though, if you can beat it you can probably also eat it.

Chapter 7.

MARCILLE WEARING THE ARMOR IN THE FRONT PAGE ??? Oh my god . Christ. Not even a warning ? God. Oh my god. I'm kicking my feet and giggling, y'all she is so,, . Christ.

Love that Laios got to discover something that likely no one else knew about just because he was soo hell-bent on eating different monsters.

Downside: I couldn't rock with the meal in this chapter. Too... mollusk-y. Mollusks freak me out.

Chapter 7.5.

Ohhh this is everything to me. Monster biology !! We get to learn more about how monsters are seen and spoken about in-universe. I adore this. I can't remember if the anime shows any of this section, but I think it's an incredibly fun part of the world-building. It makes it feel real.

Chapter 8.

This is incredibly nitpicky but it's a little annoying when people use "symbiotic relationship" to ONLY mean a beneficial relationship on both ends. Chilchuck asks if the vegetables act as parasites to the golems and Senshi says that it's the opposite and then proceeds to call it a symbiotic relationship because they help one another. He's not entirely wrong, but symbiotic relationships include parasitism ! Mutualism (the relationship between the golems and the vegetables), commensalism, parasitism, and competition are all symbiotic relationships. Again, incredibly nitpicky but this always bothers me.

"It's a crime to tamper with magical creatures without permission" - Marcille Girl,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, don't even talk about crimes rn when you know damn well what you're getting up to in your free time*

On another note, I love how we learn more about Senshi's motivations in staying down there and all he does to protect the ecosystem functions.

Chapter 9.

One of the first signs, to my knowledge, that the dungeon is acting strange. The red dragon itself (himself ? herself ? theirself ?) is acting a bit strangely ! We learn earlier on that red dragons aren't very mobile and the characters assume (hope, really) it would be resting after such activity, but here we learn that it's on the move and showing up closer to the orcs. The orcs have pretty much been here the longest and even they see that as odd. Makes you wonder.

The baby orc ! What a cutie. I love that the kid is the one to suggest they share the meal and that Marcille tries to smooth the situation over. I like how fuzzy the orcs are. It caught me off guard in the anime but the fur is a neat touch.

Laios not really considering the possibility of defeating the mad sorcerer and becoming king. Pretty boys are often allergic to thinking.

ALSO, Laios talking about Falin always gets to me :(

Chapter 10.

Is it even necessary to tell y'all that I immediately latched onto Kabru ? I'm transmasc, ofc I latched onto him. Same with the anime. It was funny to get invested in him only to see him and his party immediately getting their shit rocked.

We're being told again that the dungeon has been acting strangely, which is not new info to us but it does help to build a case for it. Kabru points out that he's been told about the dungeon layout changing day-by-day* and the monsters becoming more aggressive.

Ah. Marcille essentially flash-banging the group (and the bugs) is incredibly relatable. I can't do bugs. I cannot and I will not. I know the meal looks incredibly pretty, but I physically would not be able to consume it knowing that it's just,,, bugs. I don't even eat lobster and shrimp due to how bug-like they are. It's bugs !

---- *Asterisks-marked comments are marked because they are points I know that become relevant down the line because I've either seen it already or read about it already. I will wait to get there in the chronology to speak more on it, but this is my way to point out some foreshadowing that I am aware of.

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flareboi · 2 months

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victim. hcs

of course anything for my anons

completely bereft of order

autism (the hollowheads all have it but it is displayed in such fundamentally different ways in each.) their main idle stim is clicking their tongue.

bro has an INSANE sweet tooth like ohhh my god. theyre like a grandma with all the fuckin candy in they pockets. fuckin trick or treat bag ass. 8 year old left alone in a candy store ass. 😭 they drink morning ‘coffee’ but its just milk and sugar with one drop coffee

on the note of food they can’t cook for shit. they live off of takeout. and candy. no they do not go to fancy restaurants they don’t have friends and it feels pointless to go alone

i should mention that lol. bro has literally no friends. they have connections. and employees. but no friends

odd morals. yes they will order assassins after rivals. yes they have tortured people. yes they will threaten the lives of suspected traitors. but also they have all their employees names and birthdays memorized (you catch more flies with honey than vinegar)

my victim specifically is incredibly insecure about their scarring*, which only fuels the fire they have against alan. they honestly would have moved past it all if they didn’t have to look at their reflection every day (they try to avoid its eyes)

i like to think they sometimes hallucinate alan taunting them because i love to torture fictional characters

people are so down bad for them in-universe and they Do Not Care. theyre allosexual but married to the grind (demiromantic tho)

my funny little vic design is transmasc and *LOVES their top surgery scars. they’re covered head to toe in so much scarring given to them against their will, but those two are special in that they were fully victim’s choice and their life is all the better for it.

i think they should have a disney villain ballad. like the dark lord. you know what actually i think those two would get along but also hate each other.

cat enjoyer…

ok thats enough goodbye

#not throwing this in Too many main tags bc im a little embarrass #fett rambles #ava #ava victim #ok thats enough tags

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anonymityisfunwriter · 1 year

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Ooh what if sunshine gets a pet!? Like she found a dog or cat in the street and brought it home and nurtured it back to health.

Ohhh.... I love that idea!

*dramatically cracks knuckles*

I hope this is what you were looking for. And thank you so much for the request! 💛

I shall name this:

The Pet Predicament

"Okay, we've got to be quiet," you whisper, scanning the Compound corridor again to avoid detection. "Everyone will flip out if they find out about you."

"Hey..." Sam falters, just barely rounding the corner when he hears you quietly murmuring to yourself. "Were you just talking to yourself?"

"Yes," you slowly respond, wrapping your arms around your midsection as you shuffle backwards and away from Sam. "That'll get me in less trouble."

"What did you do?" Sam accusingly demands, taking another step towards you.

You keep your arms awkwardly placed in front of you, slightly hunching forward to hide the very obvious protrusion in your sweater. "Nothing!"

Like the rescue is completely unaware of the fact you're supposed to be sneaking him into the Compound, the puppy lets out a small yipping noise.

"I never thought I'd say this, but why is your sweater barking?"

"It's not," you stiltedly lie.

And the overly energetic puppy picks this moment to get incredibly restless, shuffling around in Bucky's borrowed hoodie that you tucked him into.

Sam frowns, his eyes pointedly flickering at the ruffling in the sweater. "Really?"

"Okay, fine, but you can't say anything!" you plead, unzipping the sweater to reveal the dirty stray you were attempting to sneak in.

The pup isn't any more than a few weeks old, you can hardly tell the color of his coat from the amount of dirt covering its tiny body, but its tail wags like nothing else matters except the two people in front of him.

"Oh my God," Sam coos, his face lit up at the sight of the adorable puppy. "Look at this little guy!"

"I know," you agree in the same cooing tone.

"Where'd you even find him? Or her?"

"Him. And I went to the little corner store down the road to get some snacks for movie night," you start explaining, gently petting the puppy's head as you recount the events that led you into sneaking the stray into the Compound. "And it turns out that they don't sell the small bags of popcorn, only the big ones, unless you get the ones that are already popped then they only sell the small ones and not the big ones- "

"Focus," Sam reminds you. "The dog?"

"Right, so then I was going to go to the grocery store, but I don't drive and it's too far to walk, so I was coming back to the Compound and I was passing by an alley when I heard a little whimper, so I went to go check it out, which in hindsight was probably dangerous. But it was this little guy stuck underneath a box!"

"It's sweet that you rescued him, but you know you can't keep him, right?"

You frown deeply, already incredibly attached to the dog after spending a few hours with him. "Why not?"

"What if he belongs to someone else?"

"I already checked, no collar, no tags. And I took him to a vet and he's not chipped or anything. Plus, I paid the $50 bucks for all his shots already... so, finder's keepers!"

"Tony would lose it!" Sam vehemently refutes.

"Tony doesn't have to know!" you counter.

"And you don't even live alone anymore! What about Bucky?"

You dismissively wave your hand. "He won't care."

"Have you met the man? He likes his space."

"But this guy is so tiny," you coo, wrinkling your nose at the small puppy. "I couldn't just leave him all alone. You know, I was left all alone once too- "

"Ah," Sam sharply interrupts. "You already played the orphan card today."

"Really?"

"To get the last of the orange juice this morning," Sam reminds you.

"Oh, that's right," you vaguely recall, still holding the puppy in your sweater. "My bad."

"But just look at him, Sam," you dramatically pout with puppy eyes. "I can't give him away."

He sighs in reluctant defeat, the stray's puppy eyes obliterating his resolve, "Okay, but you should at least get him cleaned up before you tell Bucky."

"Already on it," you exclaim, holding up the bag of assorted dog grooming supplies.

"And whatever you do, don't let Steve find out," Sam warns. "If he finds out, you might as well tell Tony yourself."

"Obviously," you scoff. "Now, come on."

Sam dramatically shakes his head, taking a large step back, "Oh, no, I'm not a part of this."

You sarcastically guffaw, "Yeah, okay. Whatever you have to tell yourself."

"I mean it!" Sam doubles down, slightly stomping his foot.

"Do you want to see the sweater I got him?" you ask, ignoring Sam's objections.

Sam gasps, a wide grin pulling at the corners of his mouth. "Yes!"

As the two of you make your way to your room, Sam keeps in step with you, making little faces at the dog. The puppy responds each time with a wag of his tail and a little jolt towards Sam.

When you reach your door, you scan the hallway twice, making sure no one witnesses you and Sam sneaking in your new dog.

And before you know it, you both are down on your knees in front of the tub with an energetic puppy splashing water everywhere.

While you gently scrub the shampoo into the dog's matted and dirty, coat, Sam asks, "Do you even know what kind of dog this is?"

"Golden retriever, why?"

"And what are you going to do when he's like 65 pounds and you can't hide him in your room?"

"I haven't got that far yet," you admit, rinsing the rest of the sudsy lather out to reveal a beautiful golden coat on the tiny pup. "First, I'm going to make sure my little buddy is nice and healthy, the vet said he's a little small for his age. Oh, but maybe he can be the team mascot! We'll get him a cape and everything!"

Sam shrugs, padding over to the sink to grab a towel to wrap the dog in. "What are you going to name him?"

"I've already got a name, Max!"

"Max?"

"Short for Maximus."

Sam rolls his eyes, taking the dog from your arms. "Like the horse from Tangled?"

You're about to respond when you hear the front door open wide followed by Bucky's heavy footsteps and a sharp click of the door shutting.

You and Sam wince at each other, dramatically mouthing words as you silently scream at each other.

With wide eyes, Sam nudges his head to the closed bathroom door. You raise your hand in acquiescence, nonverbally agreeing to be the first out the door.

"Doll?" Bucky calls. "You home?"

You quickly slip out of the bathroom door, slamming it behind you before the dog can escape like he had twice when you were taking him a bath.

Bucky stands in the entryway, witnessing you leaving the bathroom, and giving you no chance to hide Sam or the dog.

"Hey!" you overzealously greet, keeping yourself firmly planted in front of the closed bathroom door. "You're home!"

"I'm home," Bucky repeats, more than a little confused by your strange mannerisms. "Everything okay/"

"Is everything okay?" you squeakily repeat. "Everything is great! It's more than great, it's -"

You're cut off by Sam's audible struggles to keep Max contained, "Just hold still."

You swiftly kick the door, letting Sam know he's being too loud.

"Was that Sam?" Bucky questions.

"Oh, yeah," you scoff, dismissively waving your hand over your shoulder. "Sam's just in the bathroom."

"Didn't you just come out of the bathroom?"

Your lips pull in to hide your wince, "Mhmm."

Bucky pauses, his face furrowing, "You know, in any other circumstance, I'd be really concerned that my girlfriend was just locked in the bathroom with another man."

"But you're not because I love you and you love me," you tell him, still blocking the bathroom door with your body. "And most importantly, you trust me!"

He sighs, his shoulders dropping as his sixth sense for your's and Sam's antics hits him full force. "Can you just tell me what you and Sam did?"

"Nothing! I did nothing!" Sam shouts from the other side of the door. "I am not a part of this!"

"Yes, you are!" you call back. "If I go down, I'm taking you with me."

A small bark is heard through the door, Sam triumphantly humphs, "See? Max agrees with me!"

"Max?" Bucky sighs deeply, pinching the bridge of his nose with one hand, the other resting on his hip. "Please tell me that you did not get a dog in the 24 hours that I was gone."

"Okay," you nod. "I won't tell you."

Part 2

Grumpy Sunshine Series Grumpy Sunshine Drabbles

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swordsmans · 20 days

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hi hello oh my god. steps meekly into ur asks with a sniffly nose and teary eyes. so ive been putting off reading “the sea makes bones of bodies” for Months because i knew very surely that i would cry and it would affect me deeply but i finally sucked it up because i needed to Know and. by god do i know now. do i know. i wont go all fangirl here but i will say that i hope you truly do know how much what you do is appreciated and loved. i cannot even begin to imagine the amount of time and research and effort that goes into making a fic (MULTIPLE FICS) this long and beautiful, but you manage and you make it seem easy! its amazing. truly inspiring and im not just saying that, your work makes me want to make art of my own, write fic ideas that ive been shelving for months, and seeing all the fanart that is made because of your writing lets me know that im not alone in feeling that way!! ITS AMAZING WHAT YOU DO!!! it brings people together oh man does it. ok i have work tomorrow im a 9-5er now but i just had to get that off my chest. godspeed gyro. godspeed

oughhhh lofiiiiiiiiiii i have been sitting on this message (and your incredible fic comments) and i just!!!!!!!! ohhh i cannot overstate that i get really emotional every time i reread this and them!!!! you are so, so, so, sooo sweet and wonderful and you always say such amazing things that absolutely make my whole week (month, even). i truly cannot thank you enough for all of your thoughts!!!!! THANK YOU!!! FOR READING MY FICS!!!! IT MEANS THE WORLD!!!!!!!! YOU ARE A GIFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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myfaveficrecs · 1 year

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anewp0tat0 · 10 months

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Hi!! I discovered your blog some days ago, your dadbastian art it's amazing I really loved it <333 it's so funny and sweet :') and I found coattails fic because of it too, do you have any other fic recs with that vibe?

Hi!!! omilord that's awesome of you to say thank you tons🥹 it means a lot, I'm happy to be a proud representative. and OHHH my art made you read Coattails??? that's awesome hahaha my propaganda WORKED!!! \(•[]•)/ read at your own pace and sucks it all up if you're still reading.

as for your question, I unfortunately find it hard to make time to sit down and read a lot nowadays, so I sadly have not been able to read a lot. I do hope to change that soon, but in the meantime, here's a short list of some that I've started/very much plan to read!

The Whole Being Dead Thing: by @milfhandholder - I was first introduced to it when Maia took inspiration from a reaper training fanart I did and showed me her fic, and I was really thrilled. the rest of the fic is amazing so far, I absolutely love looking at other people's interpretations of the reapers realm and how the facility works, and this is a stellar example. basically, world building💯 and the characters are cool.

Black and Baby Blue: by @blackbutler-sideblog - I unfortunately only got to read the teaser/prologue/first chapter(?) so far, but I love the concept so far and really look forward to cracking it. basically, its dadbastian, him having to raise a young o!ciel. and it looks like it will be very sweet and heavy:>

Ludo: by @pain-in-the-butler - same author as Coattails, so you'll like it. it was written during Bard's arc if I recall(it feels like so long ago), it's one of my favorite one shots. so if you feel like you don't see enough of Bardad and his relationship with o!ciel, go ahead.

The Story of Grelle the Reaper: by @eemoo1o-animoo - I also have not gotten the chance to read all of it, but I know I started it a little while ago and I remember really liking the writing(as someone who loves atmosphere and detail). it's a take I've never seen before on Grelle's backstory, and I'm here to see where it goes.

Vigil: by @house0fsugar - I'm incredibly happy they showed me this fic cause oh my god, I don't think I've ever felt so dreadful for the reapers. it's a beautiful story of the reaper gang going back to their graves.... what more can I say. I don't think I've ever loved the group dynamic more. the character building, 💯

Bloom: by @shinigami-dispatch-association - of course I have to mention the fanfic that is directly inspired by the reaper training artwork I mentioned above(its this), now only am I incredibly honored, but I think this fic took every idea I had and made it into exactly what I thought it would be. a wonderful imaginative piece, I hope to reread it soon.

The Little Lost Star: by @grelleswife wrote a while ago, but it was like, the first fanart I every posted here, so ofc I remember it still. it's the sweetest. there are so many other good fics of hers that I haven’t gotten around to yet ugh.

nice to meet another wheat in the dadbastian field☺️ have a good day!

#kuroshitsuji #black butler #op's fanfic #op's writing #my asks #thanks for the ask!!#fic recs #hope i can expand my fanfic reading soon! i know there are some wonderful authors lying about

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ssreeder · 19 days

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oh my god. oh my goodness fucking gracious me.

so I just have to tell you that I found your fic this morning and I fucking SPEEDED through that shit (even though it was SO long--IM NOT COMPLAINING I LOVE LONG FICS) but oh my god. oh my god

you're so talented??? first of all, like I'm on my knees wondering where all this came from. like you came up with this?? it was in your head?? and you wrote it by yourself? oh my god reSPECT

also it's so beautifully written‼️‼️ I went back and looked at the character development and the everything because good lord it was so well paced. like I was on the edge of my bed seat during every single chapter. good lord

zukka + all of ATLA is my current hyperfixation and your fic has soothed me so completely

jesus christ on a cracker do you understand how talented you are?? do you *grabs you aggressively by the shoulders and stares deeply into your eyes* DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW INCREDIBLE AND SKILLFUL AND GORGEOUS THIS IS??? PLEASE

okay but in all seriousness, here are some of my favorite lines(mostly from the last chapter because jesus fuck I do nOT have time to scroll back through everything your wrote):

"And here he was, all these years later… not used to it. He knew he would never get used to the blood curdling scream a person made when the fire stripped their body clean and their bones were reduced to nothing but a pile of ash and a terrible smell.

No wonder the world referred to them as ash-makers."

Jesus fucking fuck. CHILLS BBY I HAD CHILLS

"Watch out for your little brother" OHOHOHO HEHEEEE

"'Your teacher will be someone who has mastered Neutral Jing. You need to find someone who waits and listens before striking. Do not worry about your old friend Aang, he isn’t buried in the ground yet!' Bumi cackled the way that he had since they were just kids.

...

'The white lotus Pai Sho piece? I don’t have a set, no one else knows how to play.'"

AHAHAH THE TOPH AND UNCLE IROH DROP IM GOING TO BE SICK

"I'll go wherever you go." KILLING MYSELF WHY ARE THEY SO SWEET

anyway that's enough from me (I feel like you should know I typed all of this while either rolling around on the floor screaming or sitting very still with a DEEPLY disturbing (so I'm told) and very somber expression on my face).

i hope you have a lovely day you gorgeous beautiful perfect human being

This is me reading your ask… dude wtf this is so nice!!!!

I AM BEING SHOULDER GRABBED WITH LOVE AND I REALLY LIKE IT AHHHHH!!! its so funny because its been so long since i wrote the first book you sent me those quotes and im like uhhhuhhh ohhh yeah mhmmmm wait i wrote that?? Haha (except the “watch out for your little brother”) cause that was twisted in a way that made me smirk.. haha that sentence meant so much!!! (I do think the bumi quote was directly from canon though so I take zero credit for that just trying to keep it canon haha)

I’m glad you like my writing enough to come scream at me. I love when people scream kind words at me I WANT TO BE SHOULDER GRABBED WITH PRAISE MORE AHHHHH!!!

thanks for this epic ask you’re fucking amazing never change

#Unless you wanna change #Then fucking change I support you #But I love my shoulder grab thank uou #Funny story I feel like your ask has the same vibes as my authors notes haha #Sometimes I start writing those things and I seriously black the fuck out and then come back and it’s written #But damn it you made me smile so much #Thank you #Like seriously thank you #Some people don’t realize how much these asks and comments mean to people #Especially to me #I cherish each one and they inspire me so mucj #So seriously YOURE FUCKING AWESOME #Mythology-void #LIAB #Leaving it all behind #Ask

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darklydeliciousdesires · 2 years

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Too Damned Big - A Bishop Losa/Reader Smut Short.

So, to counteract the sad update earlier, I thought I’d go for some heat and humour! You, Bish, and his unnervingly big cock? Here you go!

Words - 852

Warning - Smut below the cut, minors DNI!

“Oh my god... ohhh! Ohhhh!”

Half an hour previous to these emblissed screams, you were screaming for an entirely different reason, one that almost meant that this current moment didn’t happen at all.

“Yeah, look at you now, huh? Look how fucking well you take me, sweetheart.”

You didn’t think you’d be able to take him at all. The words ‘physical impossibility’ ran through you mind, when you first encountered, the absolutely humongous cock belonging to Bishop Losa.

Average height guy, average length cock. That’s all you’d ever known before, expecting six, seven inches. What you got? Christ...

“Mother Mary! No, oh hell no, nope, no. That’s too big!” That’s how you’d reacted at first catching a glimpse at it, Bishop raising an eyebrow, a slight smirk tilting his lips. It wasn’t the first time he’d gotten such a reaction. Or the first time a woman had flown off his bed and almost left a female shaped hole in the bedroom door.

“It isn’t even fully hard yet.”

Your jaw nearly crashed through the floor. “It gets bigger than that?”

“Hmm,” he pondered, looking down at the monster between his legs. “Not much longer, but it’ll thicken more.”

“How much more?” you demanded, moving back to sit before him on the bed.

“Well, if you stick around, you’ll find out.” He winked then, while you just sat there, breathing heavily, unable for the first time in your life to look a man right in the dick. It was just... too... big.

“I’m not sure it’ll fit... all that... in... oh fucking hell! Obispo, it’s like a third leg!”

He chuckled, leaning forward and kissing you. “It won’t feel like one, though. Trust me, I know exactly what I’m doing with it. I’m well aware I have a weapon that needs to be wielded... carefully, to begin with.” You couldn’t help but snort with laughter. “You should at least give it a go. I’m worth it.”

Eventually, you relented, being lain back at his mouth had begun gliding over you, tongue swirling slowly, kisses descending, trailing down until he reached your apex, laying the wet heat of his tongue over your clit until you were an absolute dripping mess for him, panting, trembling, flushes of pleasure swirling through you like a summer tempest. Quite simply, no man had ever, ever gotten you so wet, the prickle of his stubble adding to it as he ate you with absolute ruinous greed.

By the time he was pushing against you for entrance, spreading you slowly, you were ablaze for him and the gigantic cock parting your walls, feeling almost paralysed by the incredible pleasure, the tingling pressure that hard wall of flesh evoked as he bottomed out and drew back.

“How’s that, querida?” You didn’t reply with words, but the whimper you’d made, your mouth dropped wide open, eyes almost out on stalks, was all the incentive he’d needed to push back into you again.

It all brings you to now, receiving him so rapidly, his hips driving against you like a piston, you know that he’s ruined any other cock out there for you, fucked so masterfully, with the kind of skill that had the thick head of him nudging and rubbing your sweet spots, eliciting screams from you borne of the lightning darting up your spine, pleasure skittering through you, his hands gripping your waist, moving to stroke your thighs.

He turns to kiss your ankle, your legs thrown over his shoulders, glad he’s holding them to him, for if he wasn’t, you’d have no idea what on earth to do with them. God, he’s too good. He has you wailing incoherently, slowing down as he leans forward, grasping your tits, sucking each nipple in turn as he ruts against your summit with a gentle press, a slight rotation of his hips making you see stars.

His mouth descends yours, tongue invading your mouth, groaning deeply, his hands running through your hair before he wraps his arms around you and hauls you up, sitting back on his heels, beginning to bounce you on what you estimate to be eleven inches of pure, thick heaven, one arm locked around you, the other spanking your ass as you groan against his tongue.

Your shrill cries let him know you’re getting close, the tight clutch of your cunt around him making him hiss and groan, his moans all smoke and salt as he kisses and sucks at your neck. “Come on, baby girl. Come apart all over me.” he encourages. And you do. And it’s fucking wildfire, ecstasy fizzing right down to your very bones as you pant hard, trying to catch your breath while looking at him quizzically.

“You didn’t cum yet?”

He shakes his head, kissing the tip of your nose. “No, mamacita. It takes a while longer than that.”

You grin, giggling with disbelief. “Well, you’re just too good to be true.”

He nods, raising his eyebrows, kissing you again. “Oh yeah, I am.”

He is, too, but what you first considered to be too damn big, turns out to be perfect. Every last inch of him.

#bishop losa #bishop losa smut #bishop losa imagine #bishop losa x female reader #bishop losa fanfiction #mayans mc #mayans mc smut #mayans mc imagine #mayans mc fanfiction #mayans mc drabble #michael irby #michael irby smut #michael irby x reader #michael irby x you #michael irby fanfiction

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cc-kote · 4 months

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Heyyy~! Can you share something from the random sw fanfic ideas? *___*

SCREAMS don't mind if I do 👀

Ok so I haven't opened this folder in so long and it's jam packed full of so many random snippets and ideas, most of which were written at some ungodly hour of the morning while I was ripped out of my mind, so I completely forgot abt so many of them but holy shit. When I skimmed over it to answer this ask I found one that I should actually try my hand at someday.

It's Obi/Maul, and the rough little plot idea went something like:

Through some funky force magic shenanigans Obi-Wan is yoinked from his timeline into another that is pretty parallel to his original universe, except him and Maul swapped places (I feel like this might be a common trope bc it was the first fuckin thought I had when I started putting them in The Scenarios, I haven't actually read too much Obi/maul despite eyeballing that ship for like a year now). Like Maul is a Jedi Knight and Obi-Wan is the Sith apprentice, and in this other timeline they've had a longstanding rivalry going on, all that sweet sweet homoerotic arch enemies shit you know the drill. ANYWAY. This certainly shakes things up for them. Cue a predictably hostile-turned incredibly fucking awkward first meeting when Obi-Wan waltzes right on into the Jedi Temple like he belongs there, in a universe where he Most Definitely Doesn't. (I'd assume Maul would probably have to sneak him around because of this. God the bickering. The squabbling. The fucking bANTER.)

But like. Oooo where's this Timeline's Kenobi?? I wonder where that asshole ended up. 😈

So yeah the main plot was basically supposed to follow Obi-Wan learning all the parallels and contrasts of this timeline vs his own and getting to know this version of Maul, while also trying to track down Evil Kenobi™️ and get back to his Original timeline. But ohhh noooo what if by some sick twist of fate they start to develop ✨feewings ✨ for eachother? That would sure complicate things. Better hope that doesn't happen so they can set things right between their timelines without any of that gay shit complicating things even more :)

Ty for indulging me I could ramble about all my little stories/ideas for days on end hhh.

#wip tag game #obimaul #my fics #plot bunny #i cant believe i forgot about this oh my god #its been sitting in thst folder for months now #hhhh im tempted #so fucking tempted

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klm-zoflorr · 5 months

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Incorrect quotes..... Parthogenesis

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Eren: This revenge shit is very unrewarding it turns out. I have lost all my friends and am devoid of the sweet sweet burn of anger now that I've accomplished my goal. Everybody hates me. I'm not allowed less than 50 meters from a government building. Help.

Armin: I TOLD YOU SO!

Eren: Well, good for you!

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Commander Magath: *driving down the road*

Hange, driving up the same road: *yelling out the window as she passes him* PIG!

Commander Magath: *yelling back at Hange* BITCH!

Commander Magath: *rounding next curb, he crashes into a hug pig in the middle of the road and dies*

Ymir Fritz, watching on: Ah, if men would just listen

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Sasha: "sex" literally isn't real. "ohhh i just had sex" you "had" sex? where did it go? did it grow legs and run away?? idiot

Marcoco: Stop saying sex when what you mean is gender!!

Connie: I had gender with your mom

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Mikasa: Are you sure this is legal?

Annie: Why, are you taping this?

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Hange: God I do not like a single thing about you

Zeke: Tell me more

Hange: This isn't sexting

Zeke: It's better than sexting tbh

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*Mikasa getting ready for her date with Eren*

Levi: Tell him if he breaks your heart, I'll nail gun his.

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Eren: Your future self is talking shit about you right now.

Annie: Joke's on her. I'll ruin her fucking life.

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Jean: Connie, Sasha! How could you possibly have gotten into this much trouble in one day?!

Connie: It... It didn't take us the whole day...

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Hange: The bad news is you've lost a lot of blood

Sasha: What's the good news?

Hange: Well we've found most of it!

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Grisha: *Calling the doctor* My wife is going into labor what do I do I have forgotten all of my medical training

Doctor on the other end of the call: Is this her first child?

Grisha: No this is her husband

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Kuchel: You are so incredibly full of issues, you should do something about it! Go see a shrink, I don't know!

Kenny Ackerman: Oh yes!

Kenny: I've always been a big fan of head shrinking!

Kuchel: That's not-... That's not what it means...

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Falco: Why is "dark" spelled with a K and not a C?

Zofia: Why not?

Falco: Because you can't "C" in the dark...

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Kenny, at the therapist: Well, that is disappointing

Therapist: What is?

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Levi, at Mikasa's funeral: I need a moment with her... Alone. Please.

Everyone: Of course. *They leave*

Levi, leaning over Mikasa′s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I'm not fooled by your cadaver palor and unnatural stillness. I know you’re not dead.

Mikasa: Yeah, no shit.

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Connie: Me and Annie, we get along fine in my beat up honda civic. We just don't have room to disagree.

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Sasha: It's been hard not having Ymir around. I never thought I'd miss being waterboarded so much.

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*Annie and Porco on their first day as coast guards*

Boss: 7 people died on your watch today

Annie, looking off into the distance: Yes but the coast is fine

Porco:

Boss:

Porco: They were all very mean and refused to tip. So, we just threw them back in the water.

Annie: Also you only found seven. We killed a lot more.

Porco: Yeah, but you didn't have to mention that tho

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Therapist: Kenny, you have a problem verbalising your emotions

Kenny: Can't say I'm surprised

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Hange: Love the train so much.... ...... I sit... ..... It goes........ ........ We arrive!!!!!

Connie: I understand that, but it still doesn't explain why we get to carry all the rails in 40 degree* weather while you sit in the shade and drink a monster energy on the rocks

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Carla: Can I have a private talk with you?

Grisha: Sure, as long as it’s not about tampons, because I just don’t understand them.

Hannes, wearing tampons as earplugs: How? It's so obvious what they're used for!

Carla: I asked for a PRIVATE talk with him!

Grisha: Oh, you just can't separate me and Hannes. We're a package deal!

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Eren: Don't you think you're being a little dramatic about me letting your cactus die?

Floch: Dramatic? Perhaps a little.

Floch: Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to look out the window with a grimly satisfied expression.

Floch: I paid this skywriter a lot of money to write “Eren likes pineapple on pizza” in the clouds.

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Levi: The sexual tension between me and self-destruction

Kenny: Nothing has sexual tension with you, kid

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Eren: You can diffuse any situation by saying, "are we about to kiss, right now?"

Historia: Eren, not only is that completely false and a ridiculous concept, but it's also not appropriate at all, we are at your trial for global genocide for fuck's sake-

Eren, leaning towards her: Are we about to kiss, right now?

Historia:

Historia, beet red: Nevermind.

Gabi: Can we PLEASE find another judge for this?!

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Jean: I've got a joke for you. What's "Ereh" short for?

Armin: What for?

Jean: He's got little legs

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Annie: Im a lesbiab

Annie: Lesbiam

Annie: Less bien

Mikasa: Its okay take ur time

Annie: Girls

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Mikasa: Annie and me buried the hatchet, figured you could try doing the same?

Ymir: I don't bury hatchets

Ymir: I sharpen them.

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Eren: I don't like being an adult

Carla: Yup I told you

Eren: You remember how you told me you put me in this world and you can take me out?

Eren: Take me out.

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Mikasa: So, you want to be the Sun in my life?

Jean: Yes.

Mikasa: Good, then stay 92,935,700 miles away from me

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Mikasa: Eren, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!

Eren: Well of course I have.

Eren: Have you ever tried going mad without power?

Eren: It's boring.

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Ymir: Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. One for your foe, one for yourself.

Zeke: What a stupid fucking quote. I'm killing way more than two people idiot

Eren: Don't even bury them. Let them rot.

Zeke: Plus it's not like I'm gonna bury myself anyways? Why would I provide free cleaning labor like that

Eren: Maybe you're supposed to die in the grave?

Zeke: I'm not gonna dig myself a grave so someone can push me in and I can die as the biggest idiot that ever walked this Earth

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Udo, watching Gabi: If you were religious, that would be straight-to-hell behavior...

Gabi, putting scorpions in Zeke's dresser after he called her a shitty little kid: I don't believe in heaven or hell, but I do believe in Revenge

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Armin, about Eren: If karma doesn't hit you real quick, I fucking will.

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Falco: You know how in greek myths the people that die tragically sometimes get placed among the stars by the gods?

Colt: Yeah?

Falco: Call that a constellation prize.

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Sasha, taking care of Reiner after he got injured: It's okay Braus, stay calm, stay calm

Reiner: My name isn't Braus, it's Braun

Sasha: I know, I'm talking to myself.

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*Pieck sliding $5 to the zookeeper*

Pieck: Maybe one of those penguins ends up in my car?

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Historia: Fun fact: Blueberries are the only fruit named after a color

Armin: Starfruit

Historia: So close! That's a shape <33

Mikasa: Orange

Historia: Try again! <3 The color orange is named after the fruit.

Connie: Grape! "Gra" for gray! 🍇🤲😊

Historia:

Jean: You also forgot blackberries

Sasha: You idiot, black isn't a color.

Gabi: What about raspberries

Ymir: Green beans?

Falco: Lemons!! ♥️🥰☺️

Reiner: Wait aren't berries not fruit?

Historia: You all are so fucking stupid.

Zeke: What about dragon fruit

Historia: I am going to stone you

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Mikasa: Are oranges named orange because oranges are orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?

Connie: Which came first, the orange or the orange?

Historia: Orange was first used to refer to the fruit 1280 years ago but was not used as a color until around 1000 years ago.

Eren: What was the color called before then?

Sasha: There was no color, duh! Everything was black and white!

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Hitch: "I'm kind of in a weird mental place right now" I say, as if there are times when I am not in a weird mental place

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Erwin, bleary eyed at 7am: Why are you opening all the windows?

Levi: We have to let air in

Erwin: But it's raining!

Levi: You're not made out of sugar, are you?!

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*Eren getting into Mikasa's car*

Eren: Let's go

Mikasa: Uh... Uh... Hi? Nice to see you too?

*Armin getting into the backseat*

Armin: Wait, she's our Uber driver?

Mikasa: Uber driver? I thought we were going on a date, Eren!

Armin: I thought this was a guy's night out!

Eren: There's been a change of plans.

Mikasa: You could have just asked?? You didn't have to trick us?

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Porco: I'm not a 🚩 i'm more like a ⚠️ cause I do warn you, you just don't be listening

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Pieck: I'm not a 🚩 I'm a 🏁 cause you winnin' over there

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Hange: I don’t know the first thing about fashion. Pretty much all I can do is look at something and tell you if it’s clothes or not. This titan? Not clothes.

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*Thru the phone*

Erwin: Hey, I need your help, can you come back?

Hange: Uh, I can't, I'm buying clothes.

Erwin: Alright, well hurry up and come back to base.

Hange: I can't find them.

Erwin: What do you mean you can't find them?

Hange: I can't find them, there's only soup.

Erwin: What do you mean there's only soup?

Hange: It means there's only soup!

Erwin: Well then get out of the soup aisle!

Hange: Alright you don't have to shout at me!

*Silence*

Hange: There's more soup!

Erwin: What do you mean there's more soup?

Hange: There's just more soup!

Erwin: Go into the next aisle!

Hange: There's still soup!

Erwin: Where are you right now?

Hange: I'm at soup!

Erwin: What do you mean you're "at soup?"

Hange: I mean I'm at soup!

Erwin: What store are you in?

Hange: I'm at the soup store!

Erwin: Why are you buying clothes at the soup store?!

Hange: Fuck you!

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Zeke: And then we'll be transported to the Paths dimension, and we'll meet Ymir Fritz, that's our long-dead ancestor...

Eren: I can barely tolerate the living, why would I want to commute with the dead?

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Armin: Does necromancy only work on animals? What do you do if you accidentally necromancy a fence and then it starts growing branches?

Armin: WHAT DO YOU DO IF YOU NECROMANCY A BOTTLE OF SHAMPOO AND IT TURNS INTO AN ENTIRE PILE OF LIMES?

Armin: What if I accidentally necromancy a vaccine and then someone gets an armful of very live pathogen?

Armin: WHAT'S THE LIMIT ON DEADNESS? HOW RECENTLY DOES SOMETHING HAVE TO BE DEAD? COULD I NECROMANCY A DINOSAUR FOSSIL? WHAT IF I NECROMANCIED THE GROUND AND THEN DINOSAURS STARTED APPEARING?

Armin: WHAT IF I NECROMANCIED A LIMESTONE WALL AND IT JUST TURNED INTO A PILE OF MOLLUSCS? WHAT IF I MOLLUSCED A BUILDING? A MOUNTAIN?

Annie: Armin.

Annie: are u ok

Armin: NO

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Colt's contributions to meetings: What about the impact on civilian populations? Do we have enough ammunition, provisions in storage to not rely on outside help?

Falco's contributions to meetings: Do you think stars have feelings?

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Grisha: It's been ten year since my beloved son Zeke died...

Zeke: I was never your beloved son! And quit telling people I'm dead!

Grisha: Sometimes it feels like I can still hear his voice...

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Historia: *wearing a shirt reading "cunt era"*

Eren: *wearing a shirt reading "I'm high as fuck and have a gun in my backpack"*

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Grisha: The bad news is that you have a really rare disease

Rod Reiss: Oh, no. What's the good news?

Grisha: Well, you get to name it!

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Eren: What's a good starter vice for someone who wants to get into ruining their life?

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Gabi: Smarties

Yelena: Heroin and mass murder

Levi: You're both at very different ends of the spectrum yet I don't think either of you understood the question

Levi: The real answer is Erwin Smith

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Zeke, getting up in the middle of a meeting: Pieck and I are not longer dating

Pieck: Zeke, that's a horrible way to tell people that we got married

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Zeke: My mother and I spent some quality time together. Got our hands dirty.

Pieck: Gardening?

Zeke: Grave-digging.

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Historia: Food trucks but instead of food, it's therapy and they're called automofeels

Rod Reiss: I know you're my last living descendant but with that kind of suggestions, I feel like I'd be better off picking a manged rat off the street

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Floch: If I didn't know any better, I'd say you're impressed.

Yelena: But you do know better.

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Eren: I wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where I rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

Sasha: a dentist

Eren: I don't know what your dentist is doing to you but I think you need to go to the police

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*Pieck is coming back with McDonalds*

Zeke, reaching for his happy meal: Sorry, but there's no "we" in "fries"

Pieck: But there is an "I" *she steals all of his fries*

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Jean: Well, if you're not at least a little bit gay for your friends, then what kind of friend are you?

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Mikasa: The feminine urge to be ominous & terrifying...

Hange: Mood

Mikasa: You are like if a moth was wearing clown shoes.

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Eren: A fun fact about me is i have never forgiven anyone for anything

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Bertholt: Have you ever been told you can be a bit intimidating?

Annie: Yes, every day of my life since kindergarten.

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Sasha: Being alive is great because there are so many different great vegetables you can sauté. But then there are also The Horrors

Falco: So true

Falco: Actually no. This is weird.

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Uri Reiss: What is a sex drive where is the sex going does it even have a licence

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Levi, to Erwin: You're gay because you like men

Levi: I'm gay because I hate women just a tiny bit more than I hate men. We are not the same.

Hange: Yaoi vs shounen

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Annie: What’s it like being tall?

Historia: Is it nice?

Armin: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?

Reiner: I live in constant fear of the short people, who, in my experience, will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what they want.

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Eren: I don't know whether to bail you out, Mikasa, you've been in jail three times.

Zeke: Dad, Eren is cheating.

Grisha: Calm down, son.

Zeke: You are supporting him just because he bought you a hotel on Park Place

Eren: Someone has to take care of him in his old age? Who is going to do it but me? You?

Mikasa: *slyly knocks the Monopoly board off the table😼*

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Reiner: Hey girl ive been yearning for you the normal amount

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Grisha: Great. Here comes the woke mob to cancel me for killing and eating several people.

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The 104th, Hange, Erwin, Levi, Grisha, Carla, Hannes wearing party hats, popping confetti cannons and cheering: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Eren: Uh. Thanks I guess?

Historia: You don't like being celebrated?

Eren: I prefer to be villified, my name invoking fear over a great cloud of darkness...

Carla: Muffins, Overlord?

Eren: Thamk you

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Connie: I like you lets go to hell together

Sasha: Hell? More like HELL P!! Ahah

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Rod Reiss: We need back-up with the military police!! Are you free?

Kenny: No actually, I am very expensive.

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Connie: Since when are drapes flammable?

Historia: Since always, Connie! Drapes have ALWAYS BEEN FLAMMABLE!

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Mikasa: I have yet to encounter a problem where a sword didn't factor into the solution at least in some way.

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Parental figure: Don't go into the forest, it's full of lemon-stealing whores!

Teenage Hange: Ooh, spooky!

Teenhange: What specific parts of the woods are they in, so I can avoid them extra hard?

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Reiner, in front of Sasha's grave: Rip i was always into you

Sasha, popping out from behind a tree: ? Worst confession ever

Reiner: You're not dead??

Reiner: I lied

Reiner: You are nothing to me

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*Gabi and Falco looking over the bones of Rod Reiss*

Falco: What happened to him?

Historia: Ah well, he tried to outpizza the Hut

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Falco: I heard it's supposed to rain

Colt: Oh, yeah? But look at this sun!

Zeke:

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Pieck: Brr, getting a bit cold, uh?

Gabi: Yeah, it's supposed to rain later

Zeke:

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*Zeke passing through next to Magath adressing the kids*

Commander Magath: We're not gonna do the lesson outside today, it's supposed to rain

Zeke:

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Annie: Galliard, mind helping me set up the tables outside for my mind reading scam?

Porco: Don't start this now, it's supposed to rain this afternoon!

Zeke: I heard it's never going to rain again.

Porco: What is the fucking matter with you

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Pieck: I decided I'm actually not gonna break up with you over your corny jokes, Porco convinced me otherwise.

Zeke: What a re-LEAF. I should get you flowers. I know it STEMS from a place of love, now our relationship can BURGEON out of bounds.

Pieck: I changed my mind.

Zeke: Ok, but Porco avocated for me?? Really?

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Annie: Zeke? What was that message you sent me?

*Shows him the phone, with a garbled texting mess on it that reads as follows: pleusr bereing qi 2 auffce chabi goht pik 🏹. shi went hair glleiteur pin. kiuk houry aim worrded*

Zeke: "Please bring the key to the office back, Gabi is threatening Pieck at gunpoint, she wants her glitter pen back and I seem to be the only one worried about it."

Annie: I read serial killer diaries with better punctuation than this

Zeke: But do you have the keys?

Annie: No.

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Annie: What about the bow emoji?

Zeke: They censored the gun on my phone

Annie: No, look there's the little water gun...

Zeke: It doesn't convey the urgency of the situation

Annie: Nothing in your message conveys the urgency of the situation since you need a degree in foreign languages to understand it

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Commander Magath: Do you have any children?

Dina Fritz: Yes, I have one that's just under two.

Commander Magath: I know how many one is

Commander Magath: Is he big enough to man a cannon yet

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Yelena: Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.

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Reiner: Be myself?? The person who got me into this mess???

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Ymir: Will I find a purpose?

Annie, posing as a fortune teller: No.

Ymir: u didn't do the thing with the cards

Annie: *flips one card, maintaining eye contact* No.

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Pieck: *unbuttoning shirt* Oh my god, it's hot as hell in here.

Yelena: Yes, but why are you unbuttoning my shirt?

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Connie: You into cars?

Ymir: Yes, it truly was a masterpiece of a film

Connie: No i mean are you a cars person

Ymir: I'm a human.

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Connie: I tried making my own Red Bull with crushed up caffeine pills, twenty-one shots of expresso, carbonated licorice water and gummy vitamins. The doctor said I'm lucky to be alive.

Connie, 24 hours before: I can perceive twenty-three spatial dimensions and am fighting my own soul. I'm winning by the way.

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Levi: i am at a loss for words to describe how absolutely stupid this plan was!

Sasha, narrating: Despite being at a loss for words, the Captain yelled at us for the next thirty minutes.

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*Hange getting ready to go on an expedition in the titan forest*

Hange: If you hear me screaming bloody murder, there's a good chance I'm enjoying myself.

Levi: ...figured that one out

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Mikasa, when Eren leaves for Zeke's side: You're leaving me? I'm coming with you.

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Gabi: What's the difference between Reiner and a magnet?

Gabi: A magnet has a positive side!

Reiner: Ah-Ah. Very funny.

Falco: A magnet would have laughed at this quality joke!

Reiner: I wish I were an household item

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Hange: You know, you look pretty fit yourself. What do you play?

Erwin: Anybody that gets close enough.

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Mr. Xaver: I'm sorry Zeke, your dad was pronounced dead

Zeke: *tearing up*

Zeke: I've been pronouncing it wrong this whole time??!

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Historia: I tried your "salad" thing today, and Ew. I only ate one of those red and white nasty apple things, and I couldn't handle it after.

Pieck: Radishes, Historia

Historia: Mini dirt apples

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Kenny the Boomer, looking at his dead phone: How do we bring this thing back to life? Magic? Live sacrifice? I know a guy in town-

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Floch, lovingly, to Eren: You inspire me to be so much worse

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Floch, interviewing people: What do you want for Christmas?

Annie: Uhhh... for me to be alive

Levi: You know those microfibers cloths they have at big stores?

Historia: I just want Captain Levi to have a great time. Cause, he's been really really sad and angry lately. And you know, that's all I really need, more happiness in the world.

Connie: I'll say I want a big booty hoe, sitting on my face right now. Blrrr!

Sasha: Free weed!

Eren: Uhhhh.... World peace

Mikasa: Dick

Hange: *Pouring everyone a big glass of her special cocktail* Mental stabilityyyy baby!

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Jean: I'd roast you, but my mom says you can't burn trash.

Jean: *moon-walks out of the room*

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Annie: I'm not sure whose twisted idea it was to put hundreds of adolescents in underfunded dilapidated training camps, taught by people whose dreams were crushed years ago, but I admire the sadism.

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Yelena: I've tried some eyeliner, thoughts?

Floch: Sorry but someone already has swag in this enimity and it's ME

Yelena: You? Cool? You are like if a moth was wearing clown shoes.

Floch: Where did you even hear that expression

Yelena: Idk

Floch: Well you look like you could stab someone with these anyways

Yelena: The clown shoes?

Floch: The eyeliner.

Yelena: That's the goal

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Zeke organising a play about his life: Porco, I think you should play the role of my father.

Porco: I don't want to be your father??

Zeke: That's perfect, you already know your lines!

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Marcel: I don’t know why I do the things I do. Never did. I’m a damn mystery to myself. It makes my existence... Exciting, you know. You never know what's gonna happen. Am I going to jail, am I getting a medal for bravery? Am I driving on the highway at three in the morning to ruin my life and everybody in this town's again??

Ymir: Are you gonna get caught, cooked and eaten by a random girl in the woods?? Who the hell knows.

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*Porco, in his jock attire, yelling at the tv*

Bertholt: You're yelling like the players are actually gonna listen to you

Porco: You're in love with a girl who doesn't even know you exist

Bertholt:

Bertholt: Never talk to me again

*Bertholt goes to his room to try and glue back the shattered remains of his ego*

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Historia: I think my dad never loved me.

Zeke: HA! Loser. I always KNEW my dad never loved me.

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Sasha, leaving the Training Corps in s2 to go save her family: There I go side questing again!

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Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on the plane?

Armin: Yes, but I'm not that kind of...

Flight attendant: The pilots are debating the merits of the terminologies of "the dark ages" vs. "late antiquity" vs. "the early middle ages".

Armin: Okay. I'm here.

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Bertholt: Annie... I need to tell you something.

Annie: Alright?

Bertholt: You're hot then you're cold, you're yes then you're no, you're in and you're out, you're up then you're down, you're right when it's wrong, you... I guess what I want to say is you're incredible and I care about you. You're so good... At everything. I deeply admire you. I could get lost in the blue of your eyes, I feel like I'm flying when I look at you. Your hair is a golden crown, which you deserve because you are a queen. Your laugh is rare and dry like an oasis in the desert, it's the only thing in the world that can quench my thirst. What I'm trying to say is... I love you.

Annie: Alright.

Bertholt:

Annie: Thanks. You... Uh... You always fill a room with your presence... Like a stately sequoia tree.

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Sasha: *sees a ghost* omg are you dead

Ghost Gabi: Of corpse

Ghost Gabi: The other ghosts said they'll beat my ass because of this joke. Grave mistake.

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Levi: Oh yes, my uncle is out of town, said something about tying up loose ends?

Uri Reiss:

Kenny: *tying up the ends of a black bag filled with a dead body*

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Falco: Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Gabi:

Gabi: I don't think you know what this sentence means

Gabi: But yes, it's a gun.

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Connie: Are you alright?

Historia: I'm fine.

Connie: No, but really?

Historia: I mean yeah i carry around an immense sadness that destroys my will to live more and more everyday but like im fine

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Erwin: I rarely find cocaine jokes funny.

Erwin: But occasionally, an one-liner makes me snort.

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Annie: We have an issue. Most of your bleeding is internal.

Marcel: Well, isn't that good news?! That's where the blood is supposed to be anyways!

Pieck: I don't think it's in the benefit of humanity as a whole to try to save him...

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Mikasa: I act as if I don't care if people dislike me. But deep down? I secretly enjoy it.

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Yes, do believe good cop/bad cop is the essence of the MikAnnie dynamic

Yes, I know titans aren't supposed to leave bones behind. I'm gonna need you to get allll the way off my back about this!

Yes, I did watch the Wednesday series recently. It's a good show, innit? Full of punchy one-liners!

Yes, this end note is getting entirely too repetitive.

Yes, there's more?

*: 104° F for you eagle people

#grisha yeager #annie leonhart #floch forster #aot #attack on titan #snk #shingeki no kyojin #aot incorrect quotes #klm-zoflorr #top tag

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vostok3-ka · 5 days

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Thank you so much for the tag- @vivelarevolution13! :)) I am sorry this took so long to answer, but I was busy with my finals! (Finally done with them, thank God!)

Last song I listened to:

Тёмная ночь, the soviet war song from that film. It's so soothing to me, so haunting and I absolutely adore it. It makes me so happy everytime I listen to it, like there is beauty even thought there is horror of the world. (Edit: at the time of coming back to this post, because I, as usual, cannot focus on one single thing for a small period of time, I have last listened to Электроклуб's song: Но всё - таки лето)

Last thing I read:

The North Water by Ian McGuire. Oh my God what a haunting book. It's so good. It does action and tension so so well, as well as dealing with opium addiction in the 1800s. It's so beautifully written, and the prose leaves nothing to be wanted. I adore it so much, and it's such an interesting insight into the evil and good of man, and the whaling ships of the 19th century. Would definitely recommend it to anybody.

Last movie I watched:

Right. Now this is uh- Robin Hood: Men In Tights. Look it's a funny movie alright? It's hilarious. (Again, this has changed during the time I have been away from this post. I have last seen Ballad of a Soldier, and it made me cry and want to hug my mother. It's so well done, the story-telling is so lovely, and it's just all around a heartbreaking, crushing, beautiful film.

Last TV show:

The North Water. Again this is the TV adaptation of the last thing I read. The show is gorgeously made, with an incredibly talented cast. It does the book right, and I was hooked from the get-go, the costumes are amazing, the setting, just everything. A show I would so recommend to everybody.

Last thing I googled:

"russian building materials in the 60s" and "what did the soviets build walls out of in the 60s"

Look I'm researching a story alright, lmao.

Last thing I ate:

Fresh strawberries and grapes and it was absolutely incredible.

Sweet, salty, or savory:

Savoury all the way, I'm a sucker for savoury more than sweets or salty.

Sleep:

Ohhh who is sheee?

Currently reading:

The Terror, and The Brothers Karamazov. I'm only a few pages into both books so I don't have much to comment on them, other than the fact that they've both hooked me in so well, even though their styles are so incredibly different. Cannot wait to read them finished very soon!!

This was so much fun to do, and I'm going to no pressure tag @bbyboybucket @sadeyedlady-writes and @writethewolvesaway :)))

#tag game

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lavendelhummel · 13 days

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✨💙 Spreading some love and joy in people's ask boxes 💙✨ If you get this, it means you're awesome and I hope you're having a great day! 💗 If you like, copy and paste this message to 3 other lovely blogs to keep it going, and answer my riddles three: What is your favorite breakfast food? Would you rather be a bird or a fish? If you could move anywhere in the world, money's not an issue, where would you live?

Ohhh Hi!

God, this is so sweet and honestly helped a lot to see on a day, when I needed something positive. Thank you, Lilo, you are awesome, too, and I am so glad to be your friend! This message really meant a lot!!!

So I took a few days to answer, as not to let this be overshadowed by the not fully-great, overworked day I was actually having, or rather week. Now I took a few moments over the weekend, only worked part of the day, and am doing late shifts for 'real work' this week, so I actually had breakfast and am in perfect mood to answer these questions!

🫖 So, yeah, usually I don't eat breakfast. I think it's about habitudes and I am always to lazy to get out of bed earlier than I absolutely must, I roll out, wash up, dress and am on my way. Also I am not hungry at 6-8am, I couldn't eat then (let's not talk about how not having time for lunch break then results in not eating until dinner more often than it should recently).

So when I do make myself breakfast, it's on weekends or occasions and then that is a nice and special thing in its own. It's about the process of making it for myself almost more than the actual eating (almost).

First of all, tea. Back tea, preferably darjeeling. Ok, who am I trying to fool, if it's not my special darjeeling blend I will crinkle my nose in distaste (but then proceed to drink and enjoy it nevertheless). But I am a slow drinker, it takes a long time to drink my tea, and also I like having it in a big mug, 0,5L mug (with flowers on it, but my fav broke during moving :( ).

I love pancake-sunday! It doesn't have to be on a Sunday, it can also be pancake-saturday ;). I will stand there in the kitchen, either in my pajamas or freshly showered in a pretty dress (we are assuming it's summer because this is an ideal scenario, right), flour in my hand, pouring it into a bowl - I never use recipes, too much of a hassle, and I do know how to cook/bake - add sugar, vanilla pudding powder, margarine and oat milk/water, mix it, heat it, flip it. I need to re-practice the flipping part! Since I didn't have a real kitchen for a few months I didn't make any for at least half a year (and let's be honest before the move I didn't exactly have the time to cook anything for quite a while) I am out of practice. The best is if I have people to share the pancakes with, or at least leave some for them. With raspberries on top, of course!

But most of the time, I am more of a savory type of person? Not sure, but after having had pancakes this Saturday (as I said, I tried to take a few moments this weekend), I had to have bread with aubergines and apple and cookies yesterday and today. A few years ago I also ate a lot of oatmeal with apples and raspberries but I am a phase-kind of person and it's passed.

🐦/🐟: Well, I don't think it's surprising when I tell you, that I once, when asked what animal I would be in an application process, I said fish. I said I like to immerse myself in things and give 100% - I was young and naïve, okay? Now, I say, I want the calm embrace of the ocean. Also orca are not fish but closer to fish than to birds and have you seen their hippocampi? Their brains look so funny because of it, almost like a cube, it's just a big chunk added to something that looks like ours in the place where the hippocampus lays. It's because of their incredible sense of group and empathy. I would like to experience living with others connected like that. And to the surprise of no one: I like to talk. I talk a lot. I like languages. And orcas have that, too, so that's cool (this is not at all inspired by having worn my new orca themed yesterday, why do you ask?).

But still, this answer is not completely one sided. Being a bird, sometimes, I long for that lightness, that gliding, that clichéd freedom we associate with flying - that's when I get my skates on (ok, I do/did that everyday, but honestly that gliding on wheels is very freeing too. I never dare dance and move my body around as much as I do on my skates. But I'll have to see with all the moving going on at the moment where and how often I find skating spaces. I miss my old route, I was long, and wide, and with lots of flowers blooming everywhere).

I remember that I already told you that application-fish story, and also the follow up, but it's funny enough to mention again: what part of a bike would you be? At the time I said the handle bar (as in for steering), and at the time I think that was fitting, but since then I have been pushed beyond limits again and again and new boundaries that got pushed past and now I would be content to be the carrier, I think. Everyone likes having one, but if you are broken, it doesn't matter, the thing rolls without just fine. Maybe one day I will be the light, the pedals or the brakes again. God, I went off topic again, didn't I? Ok, next!

🏡 Where would I like to live? I would love to move back to Brittany. I felt very alive and at home there, even when I struggled with friendships and myself, just being there soothed me a lot. I loved the city I lived in, but also all the other places, the ones I know from vacation and the ones I just visited for a day, but work wise, the one I lived in would be the only place I'd want to be in. But while I am there, yeah, the problem with moving there would not be money, it would be the work system. Transferring was possible at some point but for the next few years will be almost impossible (if I am not willing to jump through one very big hoop, which I am not), and also, I just will not. I am sorry, our system here is already broken and horrible, but the one there is even worse.

I am moving to the place, I said I wanted to move to quite some time, in a few months, so we will see about that. I am not so sure anymore if it's a good fit for me, might be too big. I like middle sized cites, but after small town life for a few years I was ready for change and made these plans. I actually really like the place I live in at the moment, just city-wise. But the thing is...

What I really want from a place, have always wanted and needed, but with all my recent moves (4 in the past 6-7 months, wait has I already been half a year??? what is time even??), is a home. I loved my room in my shared apartment in that small town because it was my safe harbor, it was my home.

So there is that, and mostly because of this nomad life recently: I want to be in a place, where I have a past, a life (so that's not gonna happen until I create one because I am not moving back anywhere for sure), where I have people, friends. Not just nice acquaintances, who could become friends, if we invest time, that we all don't have, before moving on. People, I know, People, who know me. That I can easily spent time with. I long for the ease to just go over to my friends, or that other friend's place, without that damn distance that is always there, I just want to be there for the birthdays and the breakups, the new pets, glasses and dinners, and whatever happens. Zoom is great. It is, but it's not the same thing, and even finding time for phone calls is hard with most of my friends, everyone living their lives, going on and before you know it, months have past and you haven't talked but you still miss each other, but you just don't have the energy, the time, the money to go over there, and why did they have to move away in the first place? Why did you have to move away? And you know why, you are happy not be there anymore, you are happy for them to not be there anymore because it's better for them, and that is how life goes, but you miss the ease and the picnics and talks without 'lifeupdates' and ... - That I want that from wherever I move. Sorry for getting off topic again. As always.

Thank you so much again for the uplifting message and the positive questions, and letting me talk without . & , (not that I gave anyone a choice here, I mean you could stop reading, so anyone who reads this thanks for reading my blabbering!). Thank you and have a great day, too!

#This got so long I changed locations in between. greetings from the library for before my shift starts but now I wrote this so there is not #much time left I better get offline #and online to pubmed #ask meme #I also want to send this to people #I will have to later after work! something to look forward to!

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