"that's not how you do it." steve said, his tone a little bitchy as he looked at the curly haired boy sitting on the floor in the doctors waiting room across from him.
"what do you mean that's not how you do it?" the boy said with a shriek, holding the ken and gi joe dolls in his hands out aggressively, "they're dolls! they have no rules, idiot."
"don't call me that, i'm not an idiot. i'll tell my mum on you." steve poked his tongue out.
"dibber dobber." the boy poked his tongue right back out, "plus, i don't think you know much about playing with toys because you're stacking jenga wrong."
"i'm building a house with it." steve said simply, stacking another block onto it.
"it's a shit house." the boy said, going back to his dolls.
steve gasped, "you can't say that!"
"my dad says it all the time." he shrugged, "you know, if you can build a really bad jenga house, then i think i can play with the dolls however i want."
"no." steve said, "plus, it's not a bad house!"
"it has no structural inter-egg-raty."
steve scrunched up his nose, "i don't think that's how you say that word."
"i don't care." the boy said, swinging his ken doll out to knock over steves house.
"hey!" steve gasped, and then covered his mouth to cough, "that was so mean."
"just wanted to prove my point." the boy said, "plus, if you think i'm playing dolls so wrong, then you should teach me how to do them right."
steve rolled his eyes and huffed, "fine." he crawled over to the curly haired boy, who was grinning very widely.
"so, are you joe or ken?" the boy said, holding up the dolls.
"neither." steve scoffed, "if you want to make your dolls kiss, it has to be a boy and a girl."
"nuh ahhhh." the boy shook his head out.
"yes." steve huffed, and grabbed a mangled barbie doll out of the toy box to play with, "look... barbie and ken go together. ken and gi joe aren't even close!"
"they're secret boyfriends." the boy shrugged.
"two boys can't kiss." steve glared at him, like he was dumb, and he was.
"yes they can." the boy shrugged.
"no." steve shook his head, "my dad says it's super bad and evil and will make you really sick... is that why you're here?"
the boy laughed brightly, "oh my goodness..." he wiped a tear from his eye, "are you joking me?"
steve shook his head, "no. of course not, stupid."
the boy calmed his laugh a little and smiled, "boys totally can kiss! it isn't bad or evil and it won't make you sick, i promise!" he held out the ken doll to steve, "i haven't kissed anyone... i'm only nine, you know? and i'm here because my mum is sick. why are you here?"
"i haven't kissed anyone either. i'm eight! and... i have a cough." steve shrugged, and then coughed, "mum said it has to go away before my dads work function tomorrow night, because i have to meet his work friends."
"boring." the boy blew a raspberry.
"i really don't think boys can kiss."
"boy's can kiss, just... stupid people just think its bad for some dumb reason."
"hmm." steve shrugged and held the ken doll up, "it looks stupid."
"all kissing looks stupid." the silly boy said, deadpan, "just... i think adults like it because it... is like a super hug or something."
"oh." steve shrugged, "a super hug?"
"yeah..." he said, "it's like... you kiss your family on the cheeks because it's super hugs because you love them."
"right." steve nodded.
"and then... when you think someone is pretty, you kiss them on the mouth because... they're pretty."
"so, why would ken want to kiss gi joe?" steve asked, fiddling with the dolls, "i get why joe wants to kiss ken... but..."
"don't be fooled by his buzzcut." the boy grinned and pulled up the doll's shirt to reveal plastic abs, "i think ken likes muscly men."
"okay." steve shrugged and held up his doll to play, "so... how do we make boys kiss?"
"the same as we make girls kiss." the boy shrugged and cleared his throat, putting on a manly voice as he pretended to be the doll, "oh, hello ken... you look very pretty today. blue is really your colour!"
steve shrugged and put on a ken voice, "thanks gi joe. you look super muscly! can i kiss you?"
"of course, handsome!" the boy giggled and moved his doll in to kiss steves, they made them make out for a while, with lots of kissing noises, "oh, this is the best kiss i've ever had!"
"can two boys be in love too?" steve asked, and the boy nodded with a bright smile, then steve turned the voice on again, "i think i love you joe!"
"oh my goodness!" the boy grinned, "i think i love you too! you are the prettiest boy i've ever seen."
steve giggled and made his doll kiss attack the boys, and then they were both giggling and smushing their dolls together.
once the laughter died down, they just kind of looked at each other for a moment, and steve decided to speak first, "i didn't know boys could kiss."
the boy shrugged, "don't tell your dad about it. he'll probably get mad... it can be our secret."
"okay." steve smiled, a slight blush in his cheeks, "i'm steve, by the way."
"oh... i'm eddie." eddie smiled brightly and held out his hand for steve to shake.
"you have really crazy hair, eddie." steve said.
"i know." he said with a frown, "dad says i have to cut it."
"don't... it's so cool!" steve promised.
eddie seemed to blush at that, "thanks..." he shrugged, "i think you're the prettiest boy i've ever seen, you know?"
steve blushed a lot at that, "do you think?"
eddie nodded, "yeah."
"oh." steve swallowed, he thought this boy was very pretty too, and even though he knocked over steves jenga house, he really liked him, "would you like to kiss me?"
eddie blushed even brighter, "i think so..."
steve swallowed, "i have a cough."
eddie frowned, "i don't mind... if you would like to."
steve smiled, because he would like to, "are you sure?"
eddie nodded.
"okay." steve shuffled a little closer to eddie on his knees, and the curly haired boy turned completely red, "i don't know how to kiss someone."
"me either." eddie said, "i think we just... put our mouths together."
"that sounds right." steve shrugged and started to move forward.
"steven!" his mothers voice rang from the waiting room, "steven, where are you? the doctor is ready to see you."
steve looked around the toy corner to see his mother walking into the doorway, and steve huffed, "i have to go."
"oh... okay." eddie swallowed.
steve smiled, "can i play with you at school?"
eddie frowned, "i don't go to school here. me and mum are just visiting my uncle."
"oh." steve sighed, "will you ever be back?"
"probably." eddie shrugged.
steve smiled, "okay."
"come on, steven. you don't want to keep him waiting." his mother tapped her foot.
"coming." steve said, looking back at her with a smile.
she turned and grabbed her things.
"well..." steve shrugged, "if i see you ever again, then i owe you your first kiss."
"okay." eddie squeaked, still red as a tomato as steve hopped up and ran for his mother, "bye, steve!"
"bye, eddie!" steve shouted, "hope to see you soon!"
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Ride 752: Preliminary battle!!
Pag 1
1: A “mountain” we have to overcome
He meant winning this race!!
2: Manami-san against the big shot of Chiba, the two-times national champion, the “Mountain King”!!
3: Yeah, it's a preliminary inspection for the Inter High
4: So in Kyuushu, huh!!
So exciting
5: It wasn't Kyuushu but Chiba, but......
Pag 2
1: This is the best possible “preliminary inspection”!!
Pag 3
2: Onoda said “got it”.....!!
3: Crap, their concentration rose up!!
4: Manami-san plans on going to the Inter High after beating the strongest!!
5: They both got up from their saddles....
Pag 4
1: And accelerated!!
Pag 6
1: They ran away in an instant!!
2: Onoda!!
Onoda-kun!!
3: Onoda-san!!
4:Ahhh what's going on....
A race against a guy from Hakone Academy!? We ran into him by chance!? And in like two minutes!? Suddenly!?
Pag 7
2: Manami-san!!
3: But....
Onoda-san and Manami-san's fated match-up....
Wow.....
4: I can see it so soon!!
Pag 8
1: It's going to be super good!! We have to see it!!
Let's chase them, Danchiku!! Hahaha
5: What, why aren't you moving, Danchiku....
What's going on, Naruko-san, Imaizumi-san
Why aren't you chasing them!?
Pag 9
1: No no, think about it, Kabu
Chasing those two on a mountain....
They're climbing seriously, right?
2: The two finalists on the mountain during the Inter High both last year and the year before
3: Guah!! I see
So we can't catch up!?
4: Even Danchiku!!
5: Well... then I guess we won't see it
Boring....
Yeah, we'll hear the results later
6: You're always impulsive from the start. Think more, use your head
Nah, I'm a genius haha
What's 500+8?
Easy, it's 580!!
Teh!?
Pag 10
1: “Teh”!?
No, wait- it's 508!!
You answered right away...
What, why are you looking at me with pity, it was just a simple slip of the tongue!
2: Huh?
I know a guy who says “teh”!?
3: From when I was in middle school....
4: I even talked about him earlier!?
5: No no no, it can't be
6: Calm down, I'm a cool guy
Let's assess Sohoku's strength now
Pag 11
2: Shara....!?
Teh...!?
3: If there's someone who can catch up to those two from here
5: Then that guy
6: In this year's Inter High's
Pag 12
1: He would be the on e to win.... huh!?
Pag 14
1: A mountain bike!?
2: What!?
3: A mountain bike.....!? Don't tell me that this guy is-
4: Waaaa!?
5: A bike fell
6: From the sky!!
Pag 15
1: Yon
4: The mountain bike, a mechanical bike with suspension made precisely for the off-road!!
5: Let me ask you one thing, yon
Pag 16
1: Who's this!?
This guy's huge!!
2: The guys running ahead
3: are Onoda-kun and his rival from Hakone Academy!?
Pag 17
2: What's up with this guy's pressure!!
That's.... right.....
Pag 18
1: Ryosei.....!? Gunma Ryosei....!!
2: Don't tell me you're-
Thanks-chai
3: Naruko, that guy-
4: A mountain bike!? What's with this guy's pressure!
This one really is a cool guy!!
5: I'll try to chase them, yon
Pag 19
1: Chase them!? Hahaha
Now, with a mountain bike!?
6: That guy is
Pag 20
1: The two-times champion of the MTB cross-country Inter High, Kiji Kyuui!!
Pag 21
4: For real!?
4: I'll chase them, yon
Pag 22
1: That's my impulse!!
2: That's the guy who right after founding the club and taking members in
3: won the prefectural qualifications with overwhelming power
And this year, as Gunma representative, will run
4: in the road racing Inter High!!
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