Don't forget that each TSC series has its special strength!
THE MORTAL INSTRUMENTS has the BEST PLOT
THE INFERNAL DEVICES has the BEST WRITING STYLE
THE LAST HOURS has the BEST CHARACTERS
THE DARK ARTIFICES
THE ELDEST CURSES has the BEST WORLDBUILDING
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Andrew: I'm gay.
Renee: I know.
Andrew: ...
Andrew: Do you think Neil knows?
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I was thinking about how one person mentioned Mike and Vanny reminded them of to yaoi meme and uh…
THIS IS GONNA MAKE ME CRY
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{Sides Play Monopoly}
Roman: I HATE YOU!
Janus: Oh?? WELL NEXT TIME DON’T STEAL MY MONOPOLY!
Logan: Roman, give Janus your $200, you landed on his property.
Roman: NO! HE’S IN JAIL! I’M NOT GOING TO GIVE MONEY TO A CRIMINAL!
Janus: That’s not how you PLAYYYYY!!!!!
Patton: Why are we all yelling??
Remus: Shut the fuck up padre! You don’t get to talk after stealing my last railroad
Roman: I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN
Logan: ME TOO. YOU THINK I WANTED THIS??!
Virgil: *high pitched screaming*
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What if after the whole “bullshit conversation” with Nancy in the bathroom when Steve leaves he sit in his car with tears building up as he thinks about the previous events that just took place. Standing outside having a chat with his friends is Eddie and he notices Steve when he’s walking to his car in a rushed manner. From where Eddie is standing he can see through Steve’s window that he’s wiping his eyes and the expression on his face is just pure sadness. After he’s cried Steve takes a quick glance outside of his window catching Eddie watching him from a distance before quickly turning his head. Steve thinks that Eddie couldn’t see anything and just drove off without thinking about it while Eddie wondered what could’ve happened for Steve to cry like that.
(This would’ve been perfect 😖)
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Scrooge: Comparing Donald and Della is like comparing apples and oranges.
Donald: We’re both unique in our own ways?
Scrooge: Apples are superior in every way and all oranges should be eliminated.
Della: Which one of us is the orange?
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🥺
👉👈
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I’m cackling
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WHY IS THIS SO TRUE
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this is my masterpiece
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Rita: it would take about 3.8 so four raccoons to fill a men’s size medium trench coat. But if you also want to fill the arms it’s one per arm so 6 raccoons can fit in a trench coat.
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Varadharaja Mannar post Deva breaking his seal.
Varadha: I have to kill him.
Baba: Why?
Varadha: I don't know how to hit on him so he has to die.
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When Eddie calls family video Steve picks up the phone clearly annoyed until he realizes who he’s talking to, he turns into a ray of sunshine. Subconsciously Steve outlines a heart on the counter when he’s talking to Eddie with a smile that goes ear to ear on his face.
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Wait a minute, if Melli can use the same moves as a voltorb and electrode, does that mean he can FUCKING explode on command?
Yes! On command and also when he's got some high emotions to things. Fastest way to calm him down. He likes it it's a fantastic release.
But he also kinda hates it because there's always cleaning involved after exploding since he doesn't want to go around with messed up clothes.
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Percy: Hey! Wanna hear a joke?
Nico: Sure.
Percy: Your life!
Nico: Actually, my life isn’t a joke, jokes have meaning.
Percy: Nico, no.
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