#Tighten meme

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

To people complaining that TotK messed up the Zelda Timeline again

#incorrect super smash bros #super smash bros #incorrect quotes #smash bros #meme #Megamind meme #Hal #Tighten #Tighten meme #Zelda #Legend of Zelda #Timeline #Zelda Timeline #joke

[princess-pathetic-112898]

Entitled Fan/Stalker Trifecta

#the most cursed trifecta #after all these years #gravity falls memes #dank memes #dankest memes #helluva boss #helluva boss spoilers #helluva boss season 2 #mammon’s magnificent musical mid-season special #the incredibles #syndrome incredibles #buddy pine #megamind #tighten #hal stewart #burnie burns #burnie burnz

[sheepfulsheepyardinspace]

im in the midst of crafting a twilight star wars au just so i can rip, word-for-word, the most precious and delightful literary sentence s. meyer ever put to page:

Aro started to laugh. “Ha ha ha,” he chuckled.

and transform it. into this

Palpatine started to laugh. “Ha ha ha,” he chuckled.

there is NOTHING about this line that i do not consider to be mmmm [chefs kiss]

#i need everyone to Understand. The vibes Have to be intact #knee length khaki skirt? check #weirdly Mormon undertones? check #lots of phrases like ‘his eyes tightened’? CHECK. #i haven’t decided if yoda or bail should play carlisle local sexy hot doctor #star wars #space meme #my stuff #yammer #husborth #sw au #sw #bcitisthelight

[guzhufuren]

VegasPete + text posts (pt.7/8) 

bonus: 

#vegaspete #kinnporsche #kinnporsche text post meme #kpedit #vegas theerapanyakul #pete saengtham #bible wichapas #build jakapan #mine #x text posts #leftontheladder #tuserfaiza #usermor #userjap #forangel #kinnporschesource #god i love them violent and dark #obsessive and bloody and powerful. makes my blood sing and my abdomen tighten and the rest you can continue yourself

[moonbab1e]

“There is no Easter bunny, there is no tooth fairy, and there is no Queen of England!”

Sharinga few images of what is basically a meme cosplay but I’m SO PROUD OF IT! Presenting: Tighten!

Yes it’s quite literally spelled like that bc that’s how Hal spelled it when renaming the city “Tightenville”

Every like, comment, and share is greatly appreciate!

Follow me on Insta for more cosplay shenanigans:

#megamind #megamind cosplay #Titan #tighten #hal stewart #tighten cosplay #Titan cosplay #megamind meme #meme #meme cosplay #dreamworks #dreamworks cosplay #cosplay #cosplay girl #cosplay model

[pocoslip]

People who are watching the 1987 TMNT Cartoon as Children in the 80s or 90s and never saw Casey Jones would say that and I don't blame them...

#tmnt #tmnt 1987 #megamind #teenage mutant ninja turtles #casey jones #shredder's revenge #fred wolf films #goongala goongala #arnold bernid casey jones #memes #teenage mutant ninja turtles 1987 #tmnt memes #megamind memes #tmnt casey jones #casey jones tmnt #lawbreakers #tighten #casey jones the outlaw hero #class is pain 101 #hal stewart #goongala

[madsceptictrooper]

I'm so excited for Across the Spider-Verse that I had to make another epic crossover picture.

The ultimate battle between the alliance of heroes and Kingpin Darkipliers' villain army has began and it could determine the fate of the multiverse.

#spiderman #spider gwen #miles morales #spider verse #shrek #barry bee benson #meme #crossover #darkiplier #jack horner #tighten #thanos #tinky winky #venom #mr electric #morbing time #red skull

[digital-media-enthusiast]

#meme #megamind #tighten #titan #dreamworks #easter bunny #tooth fairy #tumblr algorithm #quote

[sometimes-love-is-enough]

For the ask game!!! xoxo

👁️😡🎥

👁 have you ever accidentally foreshadowed something you fully didn’t intend to happen?

Usually when I do foreshadowing I know exactly what I'm doing. If any accidental foreshadowing has ever happened, I can't remember it. (I love foreshadowing.)

😡which fic did the characters control the most (like you wrote a whole ass plan AND THEY DECIDED TO FUCK IT UP)?

Eucatastrophe was meant to be a single fucking chapter.

🎥If you could make a movie/tv show for one of your fics which one would you chose?

uh. a lot of them. most of them, even. i'd LOVE seeing Pick A Side played out sanders-sides style, because it's meant to be missing episode-type bits and pieces. Eucatastrophe, because of all of the fantasy visuals and beautiful landscapes. But like. Syzygy. I write very visually, I have incredibly vivid imagery of places and scenes in my head when I write, and Syzygy is just, the absolute peak of that. Every day of my life I wish I had the ability to just spontaneously generate movies with my brain. I wanna make gifsets of my own fics.

#asks #fic ask meme #syzygy #eucatastrophe #pick a side #actually a secondary answer to all three of these questions is: #mystery longfic #i did this absolutely exquisite bit of accidental foreshadowing in the third damn chapter of that #which i only realized about ten chapters later was the most TERRIBLE thing in retrospect #and immediately went back to tighten it up and make it worse. y'all are going to love it. i hope

[mexican-texican]

The one time me being in the Megamind community comes in clutch

#megamind #meme #hal stewart #tighten #queen of england #god is dead! clap your hands!

[fantastic-nonsense]

'next' for #3?:D

NEXT — the next line. meaning i will finish the sentence I’m on and write a new one, which you’ll get.

Current Project #3 (of 3): Leave Me and Live

The kris dagger is her final gift to him before he leaves for Gotham; she knows how Jason likes his blades.

Come put a prompt into my askbox and I'll post without editing!

#it's the way I'm currently switching between the Sheila and Talia portions of this fic rn trying to tighten everything up lmao #fic: leave me and live #thanks so much! #ask meme #my writing

[bleach-your-panties]

JJK Men: When You're Sleepy, But They're Horny🍒🎀

(a/n: i usually suck ass at headcanons but let's give this a whirl. characters aged 18+. nsfw mdni, sexual content. fem reader)

(characters: yuuji, megumi, nanami, toge, gojo)

dividers: glitter-graphics, @/cafekitsune

♥︎

Yuuji:

It's 9pm and you had just returned from a solo mission, finished your shower, hair routine, and climbed into bed. You hear the soft click of your room door opening and you know that it has to be none other than your boyfriend, Yuuji.

"Babe, are you still awake?" His soft voice whispers right beside your ear before he presses a kiss to the side of your head. You groan out something unintelligible and Yuuji's heart sinks a bit.

He's really hard and he was hoping that you might feel like 'playing' a little, but he also knows that you're probably really tired.

"I can feel you pouting, Yuu. Put it in my hand."

You stretch your palm out from under your covers and Yuuji is quickly shoving his pants down to free his hard dick.

"T-thank you, so much, cutie. Fuck, I love you!" He whimpers/whispers as you stroke him with your nice, warm fingers running all along his shaft.

He's so pent-up that it only takes a few rough tugs before he's spilling his seed into your hand.

"Promise to fuck you good when you wake up, baby. You're so good to me."

You were already snoring before he cleaned your hand off and left your room silently.

♥︎

Megumi:

You're curled up in bed with Megumi spooning while the two of you watch anime. You've finished nearly half the season in the last couple hours that you've been watching and now your eyes are drooping.

Megumi is still watching the TV but his eyes flit down to where your ass is pressed against his crotch. The sleep shorts you're wearing give him a perfect view of your thighs.

Being a semi-grade 1 jujutsu sorcerer, you have keen awareness and heightened senses, so you automatically feel Megumi's stone cold blue eyes boring into your back.

"What is it, Megara?" You yawn out, turning slightly to look at him over your shoulder. He rolls said eyes.

"Told you to stop calling me that."

He answers your question by rutting his hips forward and rubbing his hard-on against your ass.

"I'm tired, Megs. Here." You turn over halfway on to your stomach, fully presenting your ass to him and his eyes widen at the gap made by your thighs.

He sinks his dick into the makeshift hole and fucks it slowly, edging himself, until he feels his balls tighten and he's cumming into the opening.

A warm blush covers his cheeks but he dutifully grabs some wipes and cleans you off before kissing your head and pulling you into his chest.

♥︎

Nanami:

Kento is working another late shift and you just can't stay up waiting for him any longer.

You're quickly falling asleep in the armchair when the front door knob twists and he steps inside.

"Angel, are you asleep in the chair?"

"Mmm...Kento is that you?" You drawl with your head resting against the cushion. He chuckles at your cuteness.

"Yes, it's me, darling. Come on, let's get you to bed.

"Okay."

Once he's laid you on the bed, he can't help but begin to caress your smooth legs up to your thighs hidden beneath your nightgown.

His dick begins to strain against his dress pants but he looks up at your blissful face and dares not to ask you if you want to make love.

"Kento...what's wrong? Come on to bed, already."

"Do you mind if I eat you out, darling?"

Your heart swells ten times its size just knowing how much he cares for you.

"Mhmm, please..."

And he dives right in, sucking and licking you to Nirvana. It feels so good, your legs start shaking and you're cumming over his handsome face in record time.

Your orgasm completely knocks you out cold and he chuckles at your peaceful form before undressing to his boxers and climbing under the covers with you.

♥︎

Toge:

You're cuddled up in Toge's bed with him looking at memes and funny videos on his phone.

With a free day from classes, the two of you had been out all day exploring Tokyo and now you're absolutely exhausted.

You snuggle into his warm chest and inhale the scent of his laundry detergent. Toge kisses the top of your head, his lavender eyes then trailing down over your beautiful face....your lithe neck with the necklace he bought you for your birthday around it, and further down to your tits.

He softly inhales and wraps an arm around your back to press you further against him so he can feel your breasts squished against his hard chest.

You shuffle a bit in his hold and your sleepy eyes look up into his amethyst ones.

"Toge...?"

His dick is hard and swollen against his thigh, but you look so cute like this - he can't help but lean his head down to kiss each of your breasts.

"Sleep."

Your body can't do anything but obey.

That was probably the best sleep you'd gotten in a while.

♥︎

Gojo:

Satoru was away for the day on a field trip with his students and you decided to clean the entire house while he was away. You never had the time to do it when he was around because you'd either be holed up in the bedroom all day or pressed up against some random piece of furniture with him thrusting into you wildly.

When you finished the upstairs, you decided to go lie down and have a quick nap before he got back.

Hours later, you're still knocked out; the cleaning had really drained you more than you realized.

"Honeybun, I'm home and I brought you a souvenir!~"

Your joyful husband slams open the bedroom door with some shopping bags in tow.

The bags drop to the floor and he immediately hushes himself once he sees that you're asleep.

"Aww, look at my precious sleeping baby.." He slips off his blindfold, revealing his beautiful, crystalline blue eyes while he shreds himself of his work clothes and joins you in the bed.

The movements make you shift around a bit and then you feel warm breath over your neck and cheeks.

"Hm, Satoru.." Your hand tangles into his soft white locks while his lips press against the juncture between your neck and shoulder, leaving wet, hungry kisses on your sweet-scented skin.

"Missed you so much, sweetie...need to have you right now."

There was rarely a time when this man wasn't horny for you, but if you refused and wanted to just sleep, he wouldn't object. He knows that even though you're not a sorcerer you still have a life and things that keep you occupied when he's away.

You shift until you're lying completely on your back and Satoru is spreading your thighs with his knees. He pulls out his cock and begins stroking it until it's hard and leaking pre-cum.

"I love you.." He murmurs into your hair once he's sunken all eight inches inside your tight cunt.

Your eyes close instinctively, but he pats your cheek before gripping your chin in his rough grip.

"Look at me. I want to watch your pretty eyes while I fuck you back to sleep."

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i actually fell asleep while writing this loool. going back to sleep now, peace.

#yuuji itadori #itadori yuuji #yuuji x reader smut #yuuji x reader #yuuji itadori x reader #megumi fushiguro #megumi x reader #megumi x reader smut #fushiguro megumi #megumi fushiguro x reader #nanami kento #kento nanami #kento x reader #kento nanami smut #kento nanami x reader #nanami x reader #toge inumaki #toge x reader #inumaki toge x reader #toge inumaki smut #inumaki smut #satoru gojo #gojo satoru #gojo smut #gojo x reader smut #satoru gojo x reader #satoru x reader #satoru gojo smut #💗💗🍡°jjk headcanons #💗💗🍡°jjk masterlist

[sumquiasum]

15 and 17 just cuz nice numbers ;))

Six by Six

Now, I don't need your love All I need is Six

The Last Of The Real Ones by Fall Out Boy

You are the sun and I am just the planets Spinning around you, spinning around you

Thank you for making me listen to these two absolute bangers again!

Send me a number 1-100 and I’ll post corresponding the song on my Spotify top 100 this year

#it was super hard to choose a favourite lyric for last of the real ones #other contenders: #I know this whole damn city thinks it needs you / But not as much as I do #I am a collapsing star with tunnel vision But only for you #My head is stripped just like a screw that's been tightened too many times / When I think of you #i rly wanna make a jarchie edit to this song. #six always makes me cry..... #ask meme #spotify wrapped #spotify wrapped 2022

[boiohboii]

What's a soft launch? (Lando Norris x Leclerc! Reader)

YN Leclerc is dating Lando Norris in secret, and they had been keeping it really quite for the past 9 months, but unfortunately she is dating an idiot who forgot to close his stream.

or

in which YN Leclerc and Lando Norris make everyone watching his stream need to bleach their eyes.

N.B: this is something for fun and has no relation to real life people. Also, I'll be doing a sm fic based on this cause a meme picture is what started this for me.

WARNING: suggestive, no actual smut. Making out. PDA cause lando forgot to close his stream. Mentions of breast, nipple and bra. French not used properly?... if i missed anything else let me know!

Sighing, Lando stretched his back while calling for his girlfriend- letting her know that it's okay to come in.

"Hey handsome."

username: is that who I think it is!

username: ARIANA WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE

username: someone call 911 lando no rizz pulled YN Leclerc

username: I want yn to call me handsome too

Unaware of the fast chat the couple smiled at each other as YN sat on Lando's lap, wrapping her arms around his shoulders, wrists staying still at the nape of his neck while her fingers play with the soft curls of his hair.

"Hello ma chérie."

And that's all the older boy got to say as the young girl latched her lips onto his, tightening her grip around his neck while his arms rest at her hips, squeezing them as he lifts her up a bit trying to reach as much of her as possible.

username: AY YOOOOOO someone tell my man he is live and we can see that

username: THE GRIP HE HAS ON MY GIRL

username: ooofffff, Lando's funeral is gonna be tomorrow my dudes

username: F in the chat for lando

username: F in the chat for charles, he having a heart attack rn

username: my girl gonna wake up with bruises

Breaking away to catch their breath Lando's hand caressed her hips, moving until they rested on her ass

"Ohhhh, okay, are we going there."

"I don't know gorgeous, are we?"

Shifting around in the chair, Lano placed his back to the arm of the chair moving YN in front of him- unknowingly, making the viewers have a perfect view of their interlocking lips which were quickly followed by a gasp from YN as Lando pressed his hips into hers- thus allowing a perfect entrance of his tongue into her mouth.

username: OKAY THIS IS A FULL MAKE OUT SESSION.

username: LANDO IS DYING AT 25 MY DUDES

username: FFS SOMEONE CALL THEM OR SEND A SUB OR SOMETHING, WE DON'T WANT LANDO TO DIE

username: Holy shit, YN have mercy on your brothers

username: how to be Lando rn

username: THIS FEELS SO WRONG, THEY LITERALY HAVE THEIR TONGUES DOWN EACH OTHER'S THROATS

username: please lord, let Lando still be able to have kids after seeing the Leclerc brothers

Being interrupted by her ringtone did not deter the couple from their steamy activity, in fact it was like they didn't even hear it as Lando's right hand slipped into the girl's shirt roaming around her stomach as it rested in her breast.

Another ringtone...... Lando's left hand made its way to her bra's clasp, opening it with swiftness that made it evident it had not been the first time he had done that.

The way their tongues moved and their arms explored places they were already familiar with only comes with expirence. A lot of experience.

As the ringtone got repeated for the third time, Lando decided to slow down, removing his lips from hers while his right hand pushed her bra downward a bit, making him feel her hard nipple under his fingertips.

Moving her left arm from around his neck while balancing herself with her right arm, YN reached into her back pocket getting her phone out.

"Oh, it's Danny"

The cheerful voice of the girl filles the room

username: of thank god!

username: FINALLY

username: Lando, you will be missed

username: this has been the hottest thing I have ever seen in my life

username: I wasn't even doing anything and I'm out of breath

Answering the phone YN couldn't even get a word out before Daniel is screaming into her ear

"IT'S LIVE! YOU'RE FUCKING LIVE."

Snapping her head towards her boyfriend's set up, she quickly balanced the phone in between her ear and her shoulder while removing his hand from under her shirt, tipping as she attempted to close the live while holding her bra in place as much as possible.

"What? What's wrong?" Upon seeing his girlfriend's frantic behaviour Lando became alert, worried something might be wrong.

"YOU DIDN'T CLOSE THE LIVE!"

"WHAT!!"

In a hurry to get up from his position and close the stream he tripped over his own feet just as his hands reached the desk, and as an attempt to save himself from the fall he gripped the first thing within his reach- his keyboard and his mic- making them fall right on his head.

The sudden scream of Lando's and the quite comical fall (in YN's opinion) made her forget about the older man on her phone and about the entire issue. The only thing she did was double over in laughter that within seconds turned into a sound similar to that of a car's windshield wiper.

"Oh, I'm glad my pain is amusing you."

username: this is the best stream of my entire fucking life man

username: I have no idea what is going on, but I love it

username: this is hilarious.

SOCIAL MEDIA REACTIONS

THE BROTHERS' REACTIONS

THE FAMILY DINNER

#f1 x reader #f1 #landonorris #lando norris x reader #lamdo norris x leclerc reader #charles leclerc x sister reader #arthur leclerc x sister reader #lorenzo leclerc x sister reader #leclerc reader #leclerc sister #leclerc daughter #lando norris #charles leclerc #arthur leclerc #lorenzo leclerc #lando norris imagine #lando norris x leclerc!reader

[yawnderu]

but thoughts about simon who uses the sex pillow trick on reader?? mweheheheheheh 🤭🤭

i'm drunk as shit buit im using autocortrecy n all brain power fdor this and try

Simon def DOES use that after reading about it online. You probably sent him a meme about it and thought he'd forget. Surprise, he didn't. Simon is always looking for ways to make you feel good, and if that includes putting a pillow under your hips when he's fucking you, then so be it.

Believer of Simon being HUGE on making you feel good and loving positions where he can see your pretty face when he's making love to you, open-mouthed kisses planted all over your pretty neck and chest as he feels you tighten up around him.

He knows it makes you feel good, and so he even does his own research on what positions feel better for you, always willing to try anything to bring you pleasure.

#cod mwii #cod mw2 #ghost mw2 #ghost cod #simon ghost x reader #simon riley #call of duty #simon riley x reader #simon ghost riley #simon riley x you #mw2 simon riley #simon x reader #simon ghost riley x reader #ghost simon riley #ghost x f!reader #ghost x female reader #ghost x you #ghost x reader #ghost x y/n #simon riley smut #mw2 ghost #ghost #stray answers

[madsceptictrooper]

Oh no! Shrek, Donkey and Puss in Boots are surrounded by the ultimate alliance of villains. But luckily Arthur as Branch, Steven Universe, The Collector and Arnold from Hey Arnold! arrive to save the day.

I got the idea from u/Otherwise-Ad980 who decided to remake one joke from Schaffrillas' Shrek the Third review. I also had to make my own take on it.

#meme #shrek #puss in boots #belos toh #odalia blight #jack horner #lord farquaad #fairy godmother #rumplestiltskin #horrid henry #eric cartman #tighten #kingpin #the spot #vector #fire lord ozai #plankton #shredder #megatron #bill cipher #kaos skylanders #count moneybone #aloysius o'hare #winx trix #winx darcy #icy winx #stormy winx