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elapsed-spiral · 2 years
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Personally I think the whole "oh, no I'm Blackbeard" and resulting shushing and smirk feels less like Ed slipping up and forgetting himself and more like a playfully calculated decision to casually tell Stede who he really is to see what his reaction is and that's very sexy of Ed to do that.
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mariclerc · 3 months
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Soft fur | cl16
Summary: When your date with Charles takes an unexpected turn. Or when you have a new fluffy member in the family.
Warning: None, a lot of fluff from Charles and reader.
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You and Charles have been dating for a long time, and occasionally you go on casual dates since you are both busy and hardly have time for a date as such, and today is one of those. You are both sitting in front of each other, the sun was coming through the window of the place, plates with half-eaten and delicious pastries occupy the space between you. You take a bite of a macaron, your eyes sparkle with delight.
“You're enjoying that, mon amour?” Charles asks while keeping a little smile on his face.
You nod with your mouth full. “Mmm! It's so light and airy, just like... Well, you.”
He chuckles. “Me? It's that because I'm sweet and fluffy? Flattery will take you so far, love.” He winks and reaches for your hand, intertwining your fingers. You blush lightly, a shy smile playing on your lips.
Moments later, you walk hand in hand down a cobblestone street. The afternoon sun warms up your skin, and the gentle murmur of conversation hangs in the air while you talk about everything and nothing at the same time.
“...and then the girl screamed very loudly in the office, and I was scared, she screamed because there was a bug in her coffee cup, she started shaking the cup, spilling coffee all over the floor. I swear it was something out of a movie.”
“Oh god, I can imagine it, baby.” he said while laughing.
Suddenly you feel something soft against your ankle, you stop and look down at the floor to see fluffy siamese kitten nuzzling you leg. Its emerald eyes looked at you with great curiosity and innocence.
“Oh god Charles, look! It's a kitty! It's so small, oh my!” You say while gasping.
He kneels while extending a hand. “Hello there, little one. Where did you come from?”
The kitten rubs against his palm, purring contentedly. You watch, your heart melting at the beautiful sight.
“It's so cute. Can we pet it?”
He smiles. “Of course, mon ange.”
He gently picks up the kitten, cradling it in his arms. You reach out with a shy smile, tentatively stroking its soft fur. Memories of your childhood flood back: begging your parents for a pet, daydreaming about cuddling with a furry friend, or simply being your companion while you study.
“You know? I always wanted a kitten when I was younger. But my parents never let me had one.” You said with your voice a little brittle.
He notice your wistful expression. “Is that something you still want princess?”
“I don't know... It seems a bit silly now, being an adult and all.” You say a little hesitantly.
Looks at you intently. “Silly? I don't think it's silly love. If it makes you happy, it's not necessarily silly.”
He holds the kitten out to you. You hesitate for a moment, then cautiously take it in your arms. The warmth of its tiny body fills you with a sense of comfort and joy.
“Thank you Charles.” You say in a whisper.
He smiles warmly, his eyes twinkling with mischief. “Consider it an early Valentine's day present.”
You let out a little giggle and continue walking together, now with your new furry friend, which is quite comfortable in your arms, the sun light becomes brighter and more resplendent. After walking for a while, you and Charles stand in a bustling pet store, the kitten nestled comfortably in your arms. Shelves overflow with cat toys, treats, and colorful accessories.
“There are many options! What can we choose?” Your eyes are wide with wonder.
He chuckles. “Well, let's ask the experts, don't we?” He approaches a friendly-looking employee wearing a name tag that reads "Sarah." “Hi there! We found a little lost soul and are looking for the perfect essentials to welcome it home.”
“Oh, how adorable! What a lucky kitty. Let's see what we can do.”
Sarah guides you through the maze of cat supplies, explaining the differences between food brands, litter types, and scratching posts. You bombard her with questions, your excitement growing with each answer.
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Later, you stand in your cozy apartment, transforming a small corner of the living room into a cat sanctuary. Charles helps you assemble a cat condo, set up a litter box, and fill bowls with food and water. The kitten, now sporting a cute red collar and named "Sparks" by you, explores its new territory with playful curiosity.
“All ready! What do you think Sparks? Happy with your new digs?” You say while wiping some sweat from your forehead caused by the work of arranging things.
Sparks rubs against your leg, purring loudly. You kneel down and scoop it up, burying your face in its soft fur. A contented sigh escapes your lips.
“You look radiant, mon bébé! Even happier than with the pastries.” He said while wrapping his arms around you.
“Maybe it's the pastries, maybe it's the kitten, but mainly it's you. Thank you for making this dream come true, Charles!” You say with a little smile on your face as you lean into him.
He kisses your forehead, his eyes filled with love. Sparks, sensing the affection, snuggles closer to you, completing the picture of perfect domestic bliss.
“Now we have a little family!” He says while having a smile on his face.
“Maybe later, a little human addition to the family?” You say in a whisper.
Charles's eyes widen in surprise, followed by a slow, teasing grin. “Mon ange, are you proposing?”
“Maybe...” You say while blushing. “But I think for now we are fine the way we are.”
You don't rule out the idea of ​​having a family in the future, whether near or distant, with Charles, but at the moment you guys are pretty good with Sparks and their fun and curious things that they do every day and that make them smile at the least expected moment, no matter how stressed or tired you both are, Sparks is always there to make you smile.
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icycoldninja · 4 months
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Fluffcember #20 (SOLDIER boys + Reno x reader)
Owning a cat headcannons
♡Sephiroth♡
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-Takes a little while (think 4-5 months) for him to learn to tolerate the cat, and nearly double that time for him to accept it as part of his life, which is understandable, considering that he's practically a cat himself.
-He'll let you pick the first name, but he chooses the surname (yes, your cat has a surname), and it's something remarkably humanoid. Imagine explaining to the vet that your cat's name is Sparklepaws Pembleton-Clark.
-Once he gets used to the feline, he'll start seeing it as his sibling. He will have full on conversations with the cat, ones that are very serious and not at all baby talk. When the cat wants to eat, a conversation like this might take place:
"Good morning/afternoon/evening, Pembleton-Clark, what would you prefer for your meal today?"
"Meow."
"Ah, cat food, a fine choice. Please be seated and I shall deliver your food presently."
"Meow."
"You're very welcome. Have you read the paper, by the way? I heard there was a sale on feline litter at the local supermarket."
-Will play with the cat and tickle it; occasionally can be spotted on the couch with the fluffy fur-baby in his lap, stroking and petting it while watching TV or reading.
-Basically, the pet is family, once he gets used to it.
◇Genesis◇
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-Loves the cat the minute you bring it home. He'll pick it up and carry it around, cooing at it like it's a baby.
"Awwwww, who's a good little fluffy snookums? You are! Yes, you are! My pretty little puffy fluffle--awww so cute. Soooo cute."
-INSISTS upon naming it; your cat is officially called Her Divine Majesty Emperess Gen-Gen II, and there is nothing you can do to change that.
-Pampers the cat, giving it baths every month and grooming it as well as keeping its claws trimmed and it's fur nice and shiny.
-Sometimes he even ties it's fur up into little pigtails and decorates it with hairclips before taking pictures of it and sending them to you.
-Coddles the cat, spoiling and playing with it whenever he can. He sees your pet as an extension of himself, and therefore treats it the way he wants to be treated. (Lavishly)
-Adores the cat and always will, just as he adores you.
♧Angeal♧
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-Angeal is the embodiment of the dad who says "We're not getting a cat" and then proceeds to adore and spoil the cat like a young child. He was against getting a pet, but then saw the fluffy little thing you pointed to and just caved.
-Lets you name it because he doesn't care what it's called. Unless you named it after yourself. Then he can't even look at it without tearing up.
-Is a true tsundere towards that cat, always giving it the side eye; regarding it with cold professionalism. But deep down, he loves that furry thing and will definitely let it sleep on the bed with him.
-Buys it toys and those little tree jungle gym things, as well as treats. As stated before, he keeps a cold front but truly adores that kitty.
-Will let it sit in his lap while he does paperwork, and sometimes even brings it to Shinra with him. (everyone gets jealous and always wants to pet it)
-All in all, loves that furry cutie, even when it scratches up the furniture and tears up his socks.
☆Reno ☆
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-He and the cat eyed each other at the pet shop for 10 full minutes before he agreed to taking it home. Reno has had experience with cats, having owned one himself before, and knows exactly what kind of trouble they are.
-Very suspicious of the cat for the first several weeks but soon eases into its company, once he's sure it won't tear up his stuff. He soon goes from uncomfortable and jittery to relaxed and loving.
-He'll pet the cat, feed the cat, play with the cat, and even eat with the cat. He'll literally have a cat food bowl and a highchair set up so the cat can eat at the table like a human. It's the most adorable thing ever.
-Once he and the cat have bonded enough, he decides to make it his partner in crime. He'll try to train it by giving it treats whenever it knocks over a specific object, except the cat gets the wrong idea and thinks it'll get a treat whenever it knocks stuff over, so Reno has essentially turned your cat into a furry wrecking ball.
-Has decided to name your cat Sir-Smashes-A-Lot in light of this behavior. A cute name for a cute (but mischevious) cat.
-Sometimes he'll use a pet-friendly fur dye and dye Sir-Smashes-A-Lot's fur to match his. You might come home to find both your boyfriend and pet sporting bright green locks of fur/hair.
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animatorweirdo · 2 years
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Feanorians as cats
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(Here you go, feanorians as kittens. This has all the feanorians, so it might be a bit long. I hope you like it)
Requested by anonymous
Warnings;None really. 
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You have faced many strange situations during your lifetime, but nothing was even weirder than that one time when your feanorian got turned into a cat. 
Maedhros
-You minded your business, waiting for Maedhros to return from his travels. 
-You never expected Fingon to stroll in with a big red cat in his arms. 
-You were confused as a rabbit, especially when the cat looked like your beloved feanorian. 
-Fingon explained that the cat was Maedhros, and he needed you to watch him until Fingon and others figured out a way to break the enchantment. 
-You didn't believe him at first until the cat proved otherwise. 
-The red cat was missing its right paw and had a look that made your fea scream that this cat was indeed your beloved Maedhros. 
-You agreed to watch him until Fingon and others figured out how to turn Maedhros back. 
-Mae was distressed to be a cat. He couldn't do anything except meow sadly and unhappily. 
-He was more expressive, so you managed to understand what he meant to say. 
-You took care of some of his duties and handed the rest to Maglor, who was willing to help. 
-It was to ease Mae's distress and that he didn't need to worry about his responsibilities as the lord of Himring. 
-You took the chance to coerce him to rest and relax for a while since he couldn't do much like a cat. 
-He was hard to convince, but he dozed off when you made him take a nap with you. 
-He looked so adorable and peaceful. His fur was also so soft that you couldn't help but let your fingers run through it. 
-His purring was deep and filled with content. You can't bring yourself to wake him up and coo how adorable he was. 
-Maedhros never relaxed as an elf, so you were adamant about helping him relax like a cat. 
-Fingon might have walked in a couple of times when you were snuggling with purring Mae. He would smile and almost squeal how adorable it was. 
-You respected his pace and made sure he didn't feel distressed in his current state, but you couldn't help but tease him a little with cat toys. 
-Maedhros would look at you with the most disappointing cat face ever as you held the toy above him. 
-After several days, the spell wore off, and Maedhros was finally back to normal. He would be thankful and apologize that you had to care for him. 
-He then tried to live on like the whole ordeal never happened but unknown to him. He silently purrs in his sleep when you stroke his hair. It was adorable, so you never told him. It was your little secret. 
Maglor
-Maglor had been missing for a long time now, and you were worried sick for him. 
-No one knows what happened. One moment Maglor was with his guards, then he was gone. 
-You tried to look for him, and you looked everywhere, but to no avail. You became distressed when even Maedhros and his other brothers couldn't locate him. 
-Worst-case scenarios constantly played inside your mind, and a strange black cat has been following you around. 
-You're not sure where the cat came from or why it was following you, but it had been there for your comfort whenever you felt distressed over Maglor's disappearance. 
-You petted the cat sometimes and gave it some food, thinking it was a stray. 
-The cat showed much more intelligence than an animal should. You slowly got suspicious. 
-The cat's fur was darker than night, just like Maglor's hair, and those silver-grey eyes were very familiar. 
-You didn't believe it at first but after a yes or no game with the cat. You came to the conclusion that this furry friend was your Maglor. 
-It was a dead giveaway when you called the cat Maglor, and it meowed excitedly. 
-You would seek Maedhros's help, walking awkwardly inside with Maglor in your arms and explaining the situation. 
-Maedhros couldn't believe it either, but after some testing to prove the cat was Maglor. He told you to look after Maglor until they could figure out what happened. 
-You didn't mind doing it, so you took your furry elf into your care. 
-Maglor was pretty calm about his predicament and enjoyed taking naps around you. 
-He followed you around whenever you needed to go out, not eager to be left alone. 
-You think it's cute, and you enjoy cuddling with his tiny body. 
-Maglor would feel embarrassed, but still, let you cuddle him like an infant since it made you happy. 
-He might have picked a habit of grooming you since he sometimes licked your face and groomed your hair. He might had not noticed, but you couldn't bring yourself to embarrass him since he puked a hairball once. 
-Whatever spell was upon him. It finally wore off, and you woke up with a naked elf in your bed. 
-Maglor would feel flustered and apologize for bringing you trouble. He encountered a creature who laid the spell on him and thus was turned into a cat. 
-You didn't mind, and you were just happy to have him back, but you might have taken advantage of calling him a kitten sometimes. 
Celegorm
-You were most likely there when it happened. You two were adventuring around until you encountered an elderly lady on the road. 
-It wasn't anything strange at first until Celegorm made a rude remark about the lady's appearance, which greatly angered her. 
-The lady was a wicked witch and laid a curse upon him. 
-You were frightened by the ordeal and managed to escape with Celegorm before she got you as well. 
-You managed to escape the lady, and after nothing happened during the day, you two considered it was just a moment of mental tricks. 
-You did scold the blond hunter for creating such trouble. 
-That's what you thought, at least. The next day, Celegorm vanished and in his place was a strange white cat that shared some similarities with him. 
-It wouldn't take long for you to connect the dots since Celegorm pretty much told you he was the white cat. You understood the language of animals, so you spoke directly with him. 
-The situation was strange, but you knew who started it, so you set out to find the witch. 
-Celegorm would quickly adapt to being a cat. 
-He would travel on your shoulders when you rode the horse and even hunted as a cat. 
-It saved you money from feeding him since he ate everything he caught. He even brought you a couple of rats as a joke. 
-He likes to test his luck in hunting as a cat. He can easily manage catching rats and smaller animals. He can easily take down rabbits and foxes bigger than him, and he likes climbing the trees and catching some birds. 
-Only time you had to interfere were the times when he wanted to test his luck with a bear and a wolf. 
-Since you understood him even as a cat, he was your equivalent of an annoying talking parrot. 
-He wouldn't shut up and talked a lot of shit about passing people. He would enjoy it because no one would understand him. 
-You were persistent in hunting the witch down. When you finally found her, you tried to apologize and have her turn your elf back to normal. Unlike Celegorm, you were more peaceful around disputes and people. 
-You almost managed to convince her. Until Celegorm once again said something rude which angered the witch, and a fight broke out. 
-The fight would be quick since you were an experienced fighter, and Celegorm joined in, using his claws and teeth to cause severe injuries. 
-You might be a pacifist by heart, but you were not afraid to raise your blade when you had to.
-You forced the witch to reverse the curse, and the curse finally dissipated, and Celegorm was back to normal, naked, but normal. 
-He wouldn't have been fazed by the ordeal but added purring as teasing when it came to being intimate with you, and you hate it. 
Caranthir
-You were waiting for caranthir to show up for your planned date, but he never came, for some reason. 
-You figured he might have some urgent business, so you didn't pursue him at first, changing your plans for another date. However, when the days passed, you noticed his lack of appearance. 
-He wasn't anywhere to be found. Even his close advisors didn't know where he had vanished. 
-Concerned, you went to his brothers and asked if they had seen him. 
-They didn't know either. Caranthir had suddenly gone missing one day, and even Celegorm couldn't locate him. 
-Worried, you tried to help out with searching, but no signs or clues were found of your beloved elf. 
-You did find a cat. 
-It had a grumpy look on its face and avoided you at first. You didn't think much of it until you saw the cat more often around your vicinity. 
-It followed you around and watched you from the distance. 
-It was confusing, but when it happened much often and one time heard it growl in anger when someone caused you trouble. You finally decided to befriend it since it was so adamant about following you around. 
-You managed to earn its trust rather quickly. It didn't allow you to pet it at first but accepted the food you offered because it was malnourished.
-You took a quick look to see that it was a black male cat. It had a familiar grumpy expression, so you gave him a nickname, Cara. 
-He started enjoying taking naps on you and allowed you to pet him. His purring was deep and cute. Even though; he tried to suppress them. 
-Funny thing was that he only allowed you to hold and pet him. He will hiss and snap at everyone else. He almost ripped off Celegorm's face when the blond elf got too close. 
-You enjoyed Cara's company as it worked as a means of comfort to fill out your worry for Caranthir. 
-You would sometimes talk fondly about your beloved, describing how special he was and how much you loved him. You sounded like a love-sick puppy. 
-Unknown to you, Cara was flustered and whisking his tail uncontrollably. 
-He couldn't take it anymore, and in a big poof, your Caranthir was on top of you. 
-You would stare at him confused while he looked down on you with a flustered face and apologized when he realized he was butt naked. 
-Caranthir revealed something that happened during his travel and caused him to turn into a cat. he couldn't bear the embarrassment of facing you in such a state, so he avoided you and everyone else for several days. 
-You would be understanding of his situation but gave him a scolding for vanishing without a warning. You thought that something worse happened to him. 
-You agreed to keep it a secret from his brothers because Caranthir wanted the whole ordeal forgotten, but you sometimes can't help but tease him a little for being a cat. 
Curufin
-I once said that I don't do people, who are married, so this will be on the platonic level. 
-No one knows what happened, but Curufin ad a cat is a total nightmare. 
-Celegorm pulled you in to care for his brother, and you did not enjoy it at all. 
-Curufin was prideful and mean. He would sometimes hiss at you and was super picky about what he ate. 
-He refused to eat any cat food or catch some mice. He would only eat fresh salmon or meat. 
-It would be a bit of a wild ride, but luckily you managed to be on Curufin's good side, so he wasn't a total asshole with you. 
-Celegorm would tase and try to make Curufin play with toys. 
-It would piss him off, and try to use his claws on Celegorm. 
-You were afraid of him as a cat, so you always asked permission before doing anything that might piss him off. 
-Even as a cat, he demands to be treated like a prince. 
-Luckily, Finrod was talented enough in sorcery and managed to turn Curufin back when you pleaded for him. 
-Curufin would demand that no one will speak of the whole thing and furiously scold Celegorm for all the dumb things he did. 
-He would politely thank you for the assistance and not being a total idiot like his brother. 
-You were just happy that it was finally over. You rather handle him as a jackass elf than a jackass cat. 
Ambarussa
-I'm gonna make this with both of them, so it won't be too long. It will be up to you if it's romantic or platonic. 
-You were not sure what happened, but after Maedhros asked you to meet him. He held two identical red cats, and then he asked you to look after them. 
-The twins had an accident with some unknown force, so you needed to look after them until the spell was broken or worn off. 
-You were confused but took the cats, not believing they were the twins you knew. 
-Amrod and Amras took the whole thing rather calmly and explored being cats. 
-You thought you were going to have it easy, but these two were mischievous as cats as elves. 
-They would cause some mess and prank people by scaring them. They would also play the game of chase, where you look for the other one while the captured one would run off again, and the loop continued. 
-Luckily, they were not picky eaters and eased their boredom by catching some mice. They even brought you a couple of dead mice and pretended to be offended when you threw their gracious gift away. 
-You thought you could sleep peacefully since the twins could sleep in their room, but then you wake up with both of them on top of you. 
-The other would be curled near you where it was warm, while the other would sleep on your face, blocking your airway. 
-They reasoned that it was much warmer sleeping with you. 
-Since their fur was long and they had a habit of getting themselves dirty. You had to clean and groom them from time to time. 
-They pranked you once by getting immediately dirty after you cleaned them, but didn't do it often because cleaning them was exhausting to you. 
-They started traveling with you by traveling on your shoulders as you walked. They weren't too heavy, so you didn't mind. People would stop and watch as you walked past with two cats on top of you. 
-It was funny to watch, so you didn't mind their gaze until someone would come and shit talk to you. You couldn't do much, so you just took the bullying. Your bully would feel intimidated when the twins stare at them with a silent judging look. 
-The twins weren't too troublesome, so you had it easy at the end. 
-They enjoy taking naps on you after a long day, and their purring feels nice when you pet them. 
-The twins would thank you after they turned back to normal and gave you a week-long vacation. You enjoyed your vacation because you were tired after watching over two troublesome elven cats for several days. 
-Unknown to you, the twins took care of the bullies who caused you trouble during their absence. 
-Things went back to normal, but the twins would sometimes tease you, acting like cats and perfectly mimicking purring. You hate it and like it at the same time. 
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ottesendohn40 · 4 months
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Easy To Adhere To Concepts Concerning Caring For Cats
A cat can be a wonderful pet. They do not need to be strolled, do not like baths as well as seem to take care of themselves. There are some things you require to do for them, even though they might not think so. Right here are some kitty pointers that you can comply with to provide your pet cat a fantastic life. Maintain your cat inhabited by making your own dangly toys. Using soft cotton rope, cut a size of regarding 2 feet. Link a knot at one end. Link one more knot about three inches from the contrary end. Unwind the rope below this knot. Attach the rope to the rear of a kitchen chair for your cat to play. To maintain your pet cat healthy and balanced and reinforce its bond with you, constantly reserved lots of play time. Kitties particularly need great deals of focus, which you can conveniently give to them with play. Draw a piece of string around for an enjoyable as well as gentle means to keep a pet cat amused for hours! Never ever have your pet cat declawed. Lots of people misinterpret declawing, assuming it is the easy elimination of a pet cat's nail. This is not true. Actually, the veterinarian must get rid of the leading knuckle along with the claw throughout the treatment. This can lead to joint inflammation discomfort later in life and also lots of habits issues, such as attacking. There are several options from scraping posts to glue-on claw caps that can protect your personal belongings from a cat's claws without turning to such an extreme medical solution. Examine your pet cats ears frequently for ear termites. You may see your feline shaking their head or scratching their ears a great deal if they have them. They are tiny bloodsuckers that appear like coffee premises in your cat's ears. If you have greater than one cat, they can also take a trip from feline to pet cat. See a vet prior to making use of any kind of medicine on them because their ears need properly cleansed initially. Use petting to look at your feline's health. Stroking isn't just a means for you and also your feline to hang out together, but it's a wonderful way to locate anything abnormal on their body. You can family pet them to really feel for bumps, lumps, or sores. This is also a good time for you to inspect their ears. Having a tough time offering your pet cat a bathroom? Try this. Take an old home window display as well as put it in your sink or bathtub. Place your feline in, as well as he will certainly claw the screen and remain there. Begin cleaning, however do don't dilly dally. Make use of a cup to aid you to pour warm water on your feline unless you have a movable shower head. Cats like to be up high. Your feline will certainly be absolutely delighted if you supply an area for him to view his surroundings. If a feline tower is not excellent, a simple shelf that does not have any kind of breakable products can work. Make it additional comfy by including a blanket or padding. Do not attempt to wash a kitty that is less than 4 weeks old. It is not very easy for a young kittycat to control the temperature level of their body. This may lead to the kittycat getting a cool. To be on the safe side you should wait between 12 and also 16 weeks after they are birthed to bathe them for the very first time. Do not wait as well long to scoop any kind of waste that has actually built up in a feline litter box. When left unclean for as well long, microorganisms can grow and it can cause wellness concerns for you as well as your kitten. It is best to do this every day so you avoid any type of concerns. There are a lot of felines that are obese. An obese pet cat can finish up developing health problems such as arthritis or diabetic issues. If your feline can stand to lose a pound or more, attempt cutting down their food a little at each feeding. You can likewise purchase some playthings and also motivate your cat to play and also exercise. Feed a kitten appropriate food. A creating kitten survives exclusively on their mommy's milk for the very first four weeks, an industrial formula if the mom isn't around. When transferring to routine food, feed them particularly created kitty food till they reach maturation at the age of one. Kitties need lots of healthy protein while they are developing. If your pet cat is not getting trained to make use of the can as rapid as you would certainly such as, there are sprays offered that can make things a little bit easier. These sprays have a fragrance that will certainly attract your pet cat to the box, which implies they will be more probable to go there when they require to utilize the restroom. Take note if you cat does not use the clutter box. There are problems that will certainly create a kitty to do this. Kidney, bladder as well as infection concerns can make this happen. When your feline quits making use of the can frequently, a phone call to the veterinarian is definitely in order. If your pet cat has actually been damaging things that they need to not have, do not assume of declawing them as a great way to handle the issue. While this surgery would certainly quit them from creating anymore damage, it is an extremely unpleasant treatment and it is rather difficult to recoup from. Your cat might not assume he requires you, yet he does. If you utilize the ideas in this post, you can make on your own a lot more necessary. These pointers can help maintain your cat healthy and balanced and also delighted, so give each of them a try. You can even look out even more ideas, so your feline has the most effective life possible. catfights tips
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animala2z · 1 year
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British Longhair: Size, Weight, Care, Personality Full Info
The British Longhair is a medium-sized, short, muscular cat breed with a broad chest and a love of lounging. Beneath the impressive straight, elastic, and weather-proof coat, lies a compact and powerful cat with a broad chest, short, strong legs, and neat round paws. The coat is semi-long-haired and should be dense, with plenty of fur on the legs and ears.
Origin: United Kingdom
Size: Medium
Weight: 8–16 pounds
Lifespan: 15-17 years
Colors: Solid, tabby, parti-color and dilutes.
Breed characteristics
British Longhair cats combine the characteristics of British Shorthair and Persian cats. They are calm, even-tempered animals that are ideal for keeping at home in most cases. Like most cats, they love attention and loving contact with ‘their’ people, especially regular stroking and play sessions.
It’s especially important for house-based animals to participate in extensive play—cats with outdoor access also enjoy playing with their owners. The British Longhair is a very docile cat that loves mental stimulation. Give your cat countless toys and play opportunities – from the classic toy mouse to balls or intelligence games, now on offer for both cats and dogs. Your cat will love hunting for its food!
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History
The British Longhair is a relatively new breed, directly descended from the British Shorthair cat. By the end of the First World War, the British Shorthair population had declined dramatically. Breeders worked hard to save these amazing cats, along with many other breeds, including Persians.
Longhair kittens did not qualify as British Shorthairs, although they made excellent pets, as they shared many of the traits that made the breed so popular.
The British Shorthair cat breed was nearly wiped out again during World War II, causing breeders to go out again. In addition to Persians, British Shorthairs were crossed with Burmese, Chartreux, and Russian Blue cats. Once again, kittens with medium to long hair were not accepted for the registry.
Amazingly, and even though these wonderful cats date back to the first half of the 20th century, the British Longhair breed was only recognized by TICA in 2009. The Cat Fanciers’ Association does not recognize the British Longhair cat.
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likklefriends · 1 year
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I Just Got a Rabbit. How Can I Take Care of It?
House rabbits are lovely animals to add to your family, but similarly to a cat or dog, they need just as much care as any other pet. Here are some ways you can take care of your new rabbit.
Purchase the Right Supplies!
But a LARGE cage for your rabbit to MOVE.
The rabbit may be outside SOME of the time, but MOST of the time the rabbit will be inside its cage. Purchase one where it is large enough so they can move around in, sleep in and run to if they feel fear, uncomfortable, etc.
Purchase bedding to cover the cage bottom.
Beddings vary, so try to experiment with different types to see what your rabbit likes. Shredded paper, straw, hay, etc. are the common types of bedding. Avoid wood shavings or such to prevent unnecessary injuries to your rabbit.
You NEED a rabbit litter box.
Indoor animal, indoor litter. There isn’t a perfect one, as some may need boxes with covers, the height may vary, etc. Try using a cat litter box as a start, and either build up to a different one or continue to use the same one.
Purchase a heavyweight bowl.
A heavy-material bowl, possibly ceramic, is a good bowl to get for your rabbit. This helps in preventing the unintentional spilling of food, so it is good to get these types of bowls. A little tip: use the goldilocks method for some of the bowls (it should be JUST THE RIGHT size for your rabbit).
WATER IS KEY!
If you have a rabbit, you are getting the water with the cages, but it is good to have water bowls around just in case.
Feed your rabbit plenty of hay.
Grass and hay are common foods for rabbits, which is what they are supposed to digest. It is important to use hay and grass so that they have all the nutrients they need. Remember to NOT overdo the eating of your rabbit.
Do You Have Time, Attention, and Money?!
Make Sure you have Time and Energy for your Rabbit
They are not low maintenance, as they require a lot of time, money, attention, resources, etc. similar to cats and dogs. Rabbits have their own personalities just like any other animal. You must think about this when making the decision to choose a rabbit.
Bond With Them
After Bringing your Rabbit Home; Observe Them
Watch how your rabbit interacts with your home. Where it uses the bathroom, how they react to others in the house, their reaction to toys, etc. If they sit and stay in a corner for a while, do not worry, or walk over it.
Let Your Rabbit Interact with You First!
Don’t rush this lovely relationship, allow the rabbit to come to you, and slowly interact with them. Speak to them in a soft voice, as they may be quite shy or nervous when they come around you. Offer them a vegetable (NOT CARROTS) as they are coming closer to you.
DO NOT play or touch your rabbit while they are eating!
Once you are feeding it, do not stroke it while it is eating, ONLY AFTER they are finished eating. Remember that they are prey in the wild, so they will run away and get defensive if they are touched while they are eating.
Keep them Safe and Healthy
Ensure that you have a vet whom you are able to check up with so that you can give your rabbit the appropriate help needed, one who has a wealth of experience with rabbits and other related animals. Once found, take them to the vet and arrange regular check-ups for your rabbit.
Don't Cuddle Too Much
While they are adorable bundles of love, they are afraid of being touched or hugged heavily. They are prey in the wild, and if they are pressed up against you for long periods of time, they will get skittish and very defensive and scared. Don’t overdo it.
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beardpaaske3 · 2 years
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Tips For Seeing To It Your Feline Has A Great Pet cat Bed
cat toy Cats can make great family pets! These abandoned cats compose regarding half of the whole population of domestic pet cats, and are frequently a problem in metropolitan areas. Getting to recognize a feline's needs as well as taking terrific treatment of it can help your feline to have a great life. Keep your cat occupied by making your very own dangly toys. Utilizing soft cotton rope, reduced a size of about 2 feet. Link a knot at one end. Tie one more knot about three inches from the opposite end. Decipher the rope below this knot. Affix the rope to the rear of a cooking area chair for your feline to play. Do not be aggressive when you are being familiar with your new cat. Cats prefer to be in control as well as take points at their own speed. See to it your brand-new cat is comfy as well as secure. Allow your feline take its time discovering its brand-new setting. When your pet cat feels comfortable, it will be most likely to attempt to make good friends with you. A cost-effective rubber welcome floor covering helps maintain cat food off your flooring. This is likewise an excellent tool to maintain your feline from tracking clutter out of package. Black rubber mats set you back concerning 3 dollars at dollar shops. Place your cat food dish on one as well as your can on an additional. Use petting to inspect on your cat's wellness. Stroking isn't just a method for you as well as your pet cat to hang out with each other, yet it's a fantastic means to locate anything unusual on their body. You can pet dog them to really feel for bumps, lumps, or sores. This is likewise a fun time for you to inspect their ears. Get a scraping article to keep your feline from wrecking your rug. If you can, get a message that does not have the exact same sort of carpet that is on the flooring of your house, so your cat does not connect both. Rather, obtain an article that is covered in cardboard, sisal, or thick rope. Do not feed your feline any kind of type of human food which contains bones in it. If you are giving your cat chicken or fish, make certain to remove the bones beforehand to stop a choking danger. Cut the food that you serve into tiny little bits to make it simpler to digest for your feline. If your feline tends to eat your plants, you can quit him. You can either purchase bitter apple spray and also spray the pot, or you can place a little bit of clove oil on a cotton round and also bury it a bit in the dirt. Your cat will certainly avoid both. When you get a cat for your children, ensure your youngsters recognize the regulations in advancement. Allow your children understand what rooms you will certainly enable the pet cat to go right into. It's additionally crucial to let them know that outdoors doors must be kept closed so that the pet cat does not escape. By obtaining these regulations right into place prior to having a feline, you'll be sure that your youngsters can comprehend. Utilize your cat to instruct your kids responsibilities. A pet needs care that the whole household can get involved in. Each child can take different day to feed the feline. Very same point for litterbox care. You can make a timetable and publish it on the fridge. After that, everybody recognizes what they are accountable for. Cats' interest frequently puts them in high-risk circumstances. Something as basic as a locket, home window pull, or phone cords can cause your pet dog to end up being hurt or perhaps killed. These items must be bound safely so that they are not a resource of lure for your curious animal. Lots of childproofing help work equally as well for your kitty. When you bring home a brand-new feline for the very first time, the experience can be overwhelming for both of you. As opposed to approving accessibility to your entire residence, present your family pet to its new atmosphere one room at a time. You could position your cat's provider in your study or den. As long as the provider door is open, you ought to be in the room with the pet. While pet cats can be picky, you need to not motivate this behavior. A feline will consume the exact very same pet cat food their entire life if it is yummy and nutritious. You do not require to blend up the tastes. Doing this can urge the pet cat to avoid particular foods they previously ate and await an additional. While there is nothing incorrect with using clumping feline trash for older felines, you should stick with sandy trash when managing kittens. The clumping litters are typically treated with all kinds of chemicals that might nto be secure for smaller felines. Once they are older, you must be able to make the button with no problem. Currently you ought to have no difficulty aiding your feline to have the ideal life it possibly can. Felines are really caring creatures, when you obtain to know them. Undoubtedly, cats are pets as well, so they must still be managed meticulously. You might also end up bonding with one of the feral felines.
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ashes-in-a-jar · 3 years
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The Purrfect Alternative
Premise: Why would there be a cat in the archives? An archive cat fixit.
2.7K words
Rated G
(Tw: A bit of violence but it's against Jurgen Leitner)
This is a fic dedicated to the @jonsimsandcats event! Hope you enjoy it :)
"Sorry, you haven't seen a cat, have you?"
Jon gaped at the larger man who suddenly barged into the office. 
"I-I'm sorry, a what?"
"Uh, a cat, tabby I think." The man hurriedly explained.
"No. No I haven't. Is it.. Supposed to be here?" Jon knew book shops sometimes kept cats. Perhaps archives did as well. Maybe Gertrude had a soft spot in her after all.
"N-no actually. I, uh, I was feeding it on the way in but when I got up with my things, well, my hands were full you see, so when I managed to open the door it sort of slipped in with me? I'm so sorry, I have to find it before-"
"Okay okay calm down, stop." Jon held up his hand and let out a sigh. First day of the promotion and he's already stressed. But it's fine. He's fine. He can handle a cat. He's good with cats.
"Where do you work? Upstairs? Are you sure it came down here?"
"Yes, I saw it. And I just started working down here today? I'm Martin. Blackwood." He offered a hand. Jon automatically took it. Big and soft. He let go a bit too quickly and coughed. 
"Work here? Are you certain?"
"Yes, I'm supposed to let Jonathan Sims know about becoming an archival assistant. He's the head archivist Elias told me to talk to."
"Well that's one thing to cross off your list." Jon smirked. "I'm Jonathan Sims. Jon, if you please. And Elias did not mention you. Tim and Sasha were supposed to be the only new recruits." Jon frowned to himself. He'll have to have a word with Elias about this. It's fine now that it happened but keeping Jon updated could really help in preventing these kinds of awkward introductions with people he's supposed to work closely with.
"O-oh! Well, here I am now too." Martin chuckled nervously, fidgeting with the hem of his jumper.
Jon hummed "So you are I suppose. Well, let's not waste time on trivial matters, there is a cat that needs to be found." Jon got up from his chair.
"O-oh god, you're right. I'm so sorry for this." The other man apologized, remembering why he was there in the first place. It was clear that he now realized that the fact that the person he's asking to help him clear up his mess is his new boss could be very problematic for him. Jon easily sympathized with that kind of familiar pressure.
"It's alright, let's just, get this sorted." Jon was not willing to admit that a part of him was also just looking forward to seeing the cat. It would help distract him from his own stress, as it were.
Ten minutes later the two of them sitting on the floor in the stacks with a chubby tabby cat sprawled on Jon's lap. Jon was petting it affectionately while amicably getting acquainted with his new assistant. The man turned out to be a library veteran with useful cataloging skills that could help with the mess that was left down here. Having calmed down considerably, Martin had stopped fidgeting and was cooing at the cat who was head butting his large palm. Their presence soothed Jon in a way that surprised him. In the tranquil, quiet atmosphere of the stacks, sounds of cat purrs and Martin's low murmurs, he felt almost optimistic that despite his lack of experience and the large task ahead of them, he would be alright. 
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Paper meowed loudly behind him as Martin hurried down the tunnel with Jon and Tim at his tail. Martin glanced back as he reached an intersection and noticed they were too far behind, Jon limping on his injured foot. He hesitated, stopping and waiting for them to catch up. Paper came up and rubbed his leg before trotting down the tunnel on the right, tail held high and confident. Martin inhaled deeply to catch his breath, starting to walk again, this time more slowly. They managed to leave most of the fast worms behind and the ones down here were few and sparse enough to easily stomp down individually. Paper was making a game out of it.  He kept leaping onto some that crawled ahead of them, squishing them loudly with his paw. 
Jon and Tim caught up and the three followed Paper down the dark passage. 
"Yeah, get the damn crawlers." Slurred Tim. The CO2 he inhaled was not helping his coherency. 
"You know," gasped Jon, "I actually think they're larvae, given Jane's statement and-" 
"Jon, I'm going to have to ask you to stop now." Martin said, as calmly as he could, his voice a tad too high and loud. 
"... Sorry." Jon said sheepishly. 
They followed Paper down the forking paths, hoping the cat knew where in the seven circles of hell they were. 
Eventually they stopped seeing any worms as the path sloped up, ending in a sudden door. There was daylight filtering in from beneath it. Paper was eagerly pawing at it. 
"Uh, I think we found a secret way out of the institute." Martin could hardly believe their luck. 
"Excellent, now I can ditch work and no one will know I even left." Tim mumbled. 
"Tim, if you wanted to succeed in that endeavor, you should have not said that next to your boss." Jon commented dryly. 
The worm threat no longer being imminent, Martin allowed himself a nervous chuckle. 
They pushed at the door and with a bit of group effort, eventually managed to pry it open into fresh air. They came out into a narrow alleyway which turned out to be not far from the institute. As they walked (limped) down the street to find access to a working phone they heard someone cry out. 
"Jon? Tim? Martin!" They spotted Sasha hurrying towards them, carrying heavy bags of cat food. 
"Sasha! You're okay!" Martin exclaimed. "We were worried you'd get back and be caught in it like Tim had."
"Where have you been?" Jon inquired, straining to stand upright on his own. Martin came closer, gently supporting him by the hip on the opposite side of Tim. 
"We ran out of food for Paper, I figured I'd pop by the store for a moment to get some." Sasha said. "I came back when the building was being evacuated."
"Oh good, at least the alarm worked." Tim said tiredly. 
"What in god's name happened to you three?" She inquired worriedly. 
"Prentiss, we'll fill you in later. We need to make sure the ECDC is informed regarding the CO2 in the fire suppression system that needs to be activated."
"And get you to a hospital." Martin chastised, squeezing Jon's side. 
"Yes yes." Jon waved dismissively but all the while leaning further into Martin's side. He really wasn't discreet, Martin thought smugly. 
Sasha was about to say something else when a loud meow interrupted her. Paper was nosing into the bag, fully aware of its contents and who they were meant for. 
Jon dislodged from Martin and Tim and hobbled towards the cat. 
The cat turned and moved back into Jon's welcoming arms, as the archivist picked him up and stroked him fondly. 
"We are lucky on all accounts that Paper is such a smart cat." He murmured into the soft fur, injury forgotten for the moment. 
Tim chuckled, "cats always ruin evil people's plans, it's a well known fact. Anyway, Sasha, please call an ambulance for us?" He said, and promptly sat on the floor. 
Martin sighed with relief. For now, they are all safe and together. And that's all that matters. 
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It was all almost too much to take in. Luckily Paper was held tight in his arms as he listened to Jurgen Leitner ramble on about powers and fears and monsters and Jonah Magnus. He had been chased by a distorted form of his boss, who was apparently replaced by a monster Jon and the crew tried and failed to destroy, thus separating in the ensuing pursuit. In light of these events Jon now needed something soft to ground him in the face of so much new information. 
The discovery of Elias' death was a shock, especially given the fact that apparently it happened when he was trapped in artifact storage during the Prentiss siege a half a year back. 
He (that is, his doppelganger) told them back then that he was trying to reach the suppression system switch when he tripped down the stairs over one of Paper's many scattered toys, alerting Jane in the process and was driven back into the storage area. His account seemed to check out given he was rescued from there by the ECDC after Jane was dealt with. And given the few toys strewn about the stairs leading to artifact storage. Why Paper kept scattering his toys all over the building was beyond Jon but that wasn't the main issue at hand. After trapping the creature in the walls of the tunnels, Jurgen Leitner proceeded to reveal himself. Once Jon dragged him back to his office, and picked the protesting Paper up to calm himself down, he unveiled the truth of Elias', or Jonah's, whole operation. 
Turns out Jonah Magnus decided life was too short to enjoy once and did exactly what eventually happened to him. Talk about karma. Leitner explained that Gertrude's plan was to stop Jonah from... Something he was planning. Perhaps a ritual to end the world in a way the others would fail to do. That bit of information was on a tape of Gertrude which Leitner played for Jon. By the time they reached the part where Leitner said, “they needed to kill Jonah's main body then burn down the archives.” Martin, Tim and Sasha had arrived back at the office as well. 
"Jon? Jon! Are you okay?" Martin rushed forward, hugging Jon tightly, ignoring Paper's loud yowling at being squished in between them. Jon sighed, "Martin, thank god. I-I'm fine." He hugged him back, relieved his boyfriend was safe, as well as his other assistants of course. "It chased after me but he stopped it."
Tim raised his axe, "Jon are you sure he's not... Another one?"
"Yes I'm sure. That" Jon took a deep breath, "is Jurgen Leitner."
After the team's loud exclamations of disbelief he and Leitner updated them on everything they had discussed. As he was being hugged by Martin and holding the fluffy cat he slowly began calming down.
After Leitner was done a long moment of silence ensued.
"So," Sasha said slowly, "Gertrude's dead?"
"Yes, she was shot and then hidden by Jonah in the tunnels. Unfortunately I couldn't get out to allow for a proper burial, so I had to leave her there." He seemed sad admitting it. Jon did not feel sympathy for him. This man deserved none for his past and cowardice.
"And now, we need to, what, somehow find the center of the maze of tunnels to kill Jonah completely and burn the archives?" Sasha asked skeptically. 
"Yes, the whole institute in fact. I have a gas main in the tunnels ready to be ignited once we find the center." Leitner said.
"How do we do that?" Martin frowned.
"Maybe Michael knows?" Tim quipped. "He just helped us out of that situation with his own… corridor labyrinth. Maybe he'll be able to help."
"Okay, okay let's first take a breather and calm down. We'll figure out how to solve this." Jon said, raising his hand to slow them down.
"Yeah, I'll make us some tea." Martin added, "At least now that... Thing won't bother us for a long while."
"Let it burn along with this hell of an institute." Tim said harshly. Knowing how his brother was killed almost the same way, Jon felt strong sympathy for Tim rush over him.
Which was replaced with a different emotion the moment he turned to the man who saved him.
"Thank you for your help, now Martin, I need you to hold Paper for a moment."
Martin, looking baffled, took Paper out of Jon's arms. "Jon wh-"
Jon swiftly approached the older man and proceeded to sock him in the nose with the full force of his fist. The crew gasped in unison. 
"That's for everyone you hurt with your idiocy, you stupid old coward." Jon seethed and punched him again. He heard Martin chuckle and Tim whoop as the man whimpered and attempted to protect his face.
Jon was glad they were spared the horrible plans of a 200 year old evil man and that they had some semblance of a strategy moving forward. He was, however, equally elated for this opportunity to do what he fantasized about since learning of Leitner's existence.
And, he supposes, all of this can be indirectly attributed to Paper, the archive cat.
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Jon woke up to the warm snuggle of his lovely fiance and a mouthful of cat fur. 
"Pffff, Paper geerroff," he mumbled, uselessly trying to push the stubborn cat away. The chirping of birds mingled with the sound of highland cows grazing in the field near their cabin. 
After the success of their plan to end Jonah, after the fire had already burned down the horrors of that evil place, it took a while longer for their troubles to be resolved. They had to endure endless questioning and investigations of the police. Jon, who was weakened by the ordeal to the point of needing hospitalization, took a long time to recover and regain his strength. Leitner claimed it was lucky he was cut off from the Eye this early, or the consequences would have been much more serious. The others seemed to have been less affected, but once the archives were completely reduced to ashes they recovered, their jobs burned down along with everything else. 
Sasha found a new job as a researcher in a prestigious institute, nothing supernatural involved. Tim moved on to journalism, utilizing his curiosity and charm to their full potential. Jon and Martin opened a tea & book shop, if only to make Paper a real bookshop cat. They have been slowly setting it up and settling down until... Well, Jon proposed and they took a break. Traveled to Scotland with Paper on an early honeymoon to see the cows and enjoy the quiet. 
And quiet it was. Until Paper shamelessly began purring as loud as a train right in Jon's ear. Jon huffed in fond annoyance and got up, leaning down to give Martin a kiss on the head and then shooing the crime of a cat off to the kitchen. 
"You can't give me a moment of reprieve, can you?" He stretched and followed the cat out the bedroom. 
He filled Paper's bowl and sat on the floor leaning his back on the cabinet, closing his eyes as Paper chewed his food noisily. 
He must have fallen asleep because the next thing he knew, he was awakened by a soft tap on his head. He looked up blearily and smiled. The cat had long since finished eating and found a home in Jon's lap. 
"Morning love." Martin murmured softly, matching his tone to the serene atmosphere. After hesitating a moment, he bent down and sat next to Jon. Jon looked at him adoringly as he absent-mindedly stroked Paper, humming along to his purrs. Martin joined him, petting Paper, their hands occasionally (and very purposefully) brushing against each other. 
After a few minutes of calm silence, Martin spoke up. 
"You know, this reminds me of that first day we met. In the stacks."
Jon smiled at the memory. "Ahh yes, all three of us had a very fateful meeting there, didn't we? God, I was so stressed back then." 
"You handled it pretty well I have to say. Handled my nervousness pretty well too." Martin chuckled. 
"I was lucky you were there. You really helped me calm down." Jon admitted. "Well, you and Paper." Jon added fondly. 
"Paper was a really good archive cat wasn't he?" Martin said, leaning into Jon, pressing a warm, still sleepy kiss on his cheek. Jon closed his eyes, grateful for the events that led up to this moment of pure happiness, with his fiance and his cat. 
"Yes, the best cat in the world."
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asmolemmeeatyouout · 3 years
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Clearing out the drafts so
Random hc’s for the boys
That I don’t wanna even try organise
CW: one non graphic mention of gore
Lucifer has misophonia, he hides it well but does frequently bend/break cutlery because of it.
(Catch Satan chewing as loud as he possibly can)
👾Levia👾chan👾🥺😳😩😖😣🍥😓😥🤢🤢🤮���🥉🥉 texts 🐒😈📱 📲 like 👍 🤗💃 this 😊 😊 😊 🥵 🥵😣😣😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭😏😏🤯
(🙌 Yes 🙌 👍 👏 it’s 👋 🙋‍♀️ every 💫 💫 💫 text 🙈 ☺️ 🙈 . 🚫 No 🚫 you 👨 👩 cannot 👅👀👅 make 👉👈👉👈 👁👄👁him 🛑 stop 🛑😈👿😈 ‼️❕‼️🐠 (<Henry)
Will role play as Henry (the fish, specifically) while texting you when he’s too shy to ask you things, the only hint you get is him ending every text like with ALL the fish emojis. If you refer to him as Levi not Henry during this he will SULK.
Calls your texting dry af if you don’t send at LEAST four emojis with every message
The best subtle magic belphie has is his sheets are always crisp and new
Like every night is shaved leg fresh sheets night smooth
His magic only works on his sheets so he sneaks his other washing in with beels the lazy git
Beel knows he just doesn't care
Beel does the most laundry out of the brothers bc he eats in bed CONSTANTLY
(He also eats everything he spills but that's not gonna stop the spaghetti stains- or the punishment from Lucifer when he accidently swallows the sheet too)
Beel once chewed belphies hair in his sleep
This is the main reason the twins have separate beds
If belphies asleep somewhere and wants a cuddle he will just kidnap the nearest person if no ones around, this includes little d’s and lessor demons, his magic will put them to sleep fast enough it can’t be stopped
Asmo’s body changes with trends (its fucked that body types have trends), but the devildom is slower in its trend rotation which is why he’s currently obsessed with the 2000’s esque stature (give 👏 us 👏 fat 👏 asmo 👏! ! !)
Levi has the FATTEST ass around (and cute little love handles and a soft belly, boy sits on his ass all day no way he’s ripped)
(Still has demon strength tho, but his human glamour is much less intimidating than his true demon self (think @waltnut 's form hc’s)
Satan’s whole feather boa getup is literally a cat toy. He wears it to entice cats he knows it’s ugly.
Asmodeus will take and wear your clothing without asking. This includes underwear, I suggest you get a lock for your closet.
Beel has FRECKLESS HES A FUCKING GINGER GIVE HIM FRECKLES OR GIVE ME DEATH DEVS !,!
In line with this, the first time beel went to the human world he burnt tomato red under the sun. He was not aware sunscreen was a thing due to the whole perma night devildom thing.
Stoner! Mammon supremacy
(he also deals coke bc moneeeeyyyy) (lucifer doesn’t care as long as it’s not in the house, drugs aren’t a. Illegal in the devildom, and b. that harmful to demons, it’s also his most respectable way of getting Grimm considering all his other hijinxs)
Asmo once convinced Satan to wear a sexy cat costume for a Halloween party
Satan had a sexual-identity-furry crisis in the bathroom
Devildom clothing isn’t gendered,
Asmodeus has been banned from wearing skirts in professional settings due to uh *coughcough* “accidental” flashing. (The same with crop tops/bras/see-through shirts)
Mammon and lucifer are scary similar in some respects like:
Lucifers receiving love language is physical touch and BOY is he starved. Touch his head and he will full body shudder black out for a second. Most people assume it’s acts of service bc he’s so overworked but that’s his giving, duh. (Try touch his neck and your wrist will be broken before you get close)
It’s why he wears gloves everywhere (also bc scars from the war, but I don’t remember the @ I heard that from first and I don’t wanna steal :) )
Mammon’s receiving love language is also physical touch, lucifer’s pride stops them from helping each other.
Lucifer will mock you if you get too close to his insecurities as a defence mechanism, it’s why mammon refuses to hug him even though they both need it.
Mammon just flat out denies his needs and emotions (partially due to lucifer’s defence response, partly bc him&co being abs assholes)
Mammon and asmo share the same music taste (which is GAY pop -think rina sawagama comme des garçons, Britney, gaga, montero- (I’m sry I don’t know more pop))
Asmodeus is the ‘tell you things that you think are tmi or too personal but actually mean nothing to me’ kind of honestly dishonest so no one knows his true feelings/can hurt him (me too baby !)
Beel is the only brother open about his emotions because he’ll just eat you if you dare make fun of him
Mammon offers beel food on really bad days because he’s too afraid of being mad fun of to just ask for a hug and beel showers anyone that gives him food in affection
Asmodeus LIKES violence, he thinks blood and gore is sexy, but he keeps that side of him very private as to not taint his perfect image and lower his chances of getting laid
(there are rumours and myths about what the avatar of lust likes to do to people who truly piss him off, but they’re so far removed from the Asmodeus everyone knows and loves that no one really believes them. Which is just how asmo likes it)
ALL the boys are obsessed with touching/stroking your neck/nape because there’s so much fragility there and it’s a huge sign of trust for a demon
Mammon is always warm
Levi is always cold (blooded)
When Satan gets really angry, objects near him just burst into flames
Okay I’m done now, thank u for reading !! :)
*** think I tagged the wrong creator gonna go find the right url soz guys !! (But also do check out @decaffeinated-demons they’ve got super cool ideas)
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pitviperofdoom · 3 years
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"Vet AU" as in veterinarian? Definitely curious about that, vets don't get nearly enough love in fiction :) I had never considered that as an AU, but now I'm immediately picturing how it would go!
The Vet AU! Yes, Vet as in Veterinarian.
This one’s a bit scattered, so I’ll just post what I have written and let it speak for itself:
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Martin was in the middle of doing payroll when Sasha poked her head into the office with a polite knock on the doorframe. “Hey Martin, Room 2 is ready for you.”
“Oh! Thanks.” Quickly, Martin finished filling in the last number, then saved the spreadsheet and got up from his chair. At the sight of her, he bit back a chuckle—she had one of the new puppies settled against her shoulder, wiggling and poking around like a furry little worm. “Tim leave you on babysitting duty?”
“Not his fault,” Sasha said with a grin. “He’s dealing with the rottweiler situation in 5. You good?”
“Yeah, fine—remind me who’s waiting for me in 2 again?”
“According to the appointment schedule, you’ll be handling a general check-up for ‘Sticks’,” Sasha replied. “New patient, new owner.”
“Right, right, yeah.”
They usually stuck him with the first-time patients. Not that Tim and Sasha weren’t perfectly friendly and welcoming, but Martin—at least according to them—had very calming manners. He had the appearance of someone pleasant, patient, and according to Sasha, far less likely to go off on people who came in asking to declaw their cats.
“I have gone off on people for asking to declaw their cats,” Martin had said when she told him this.
“Oh, obviously. You just look like someone who wouldn’t, that’s all.”
That was what he got for being the only one with years of retail experience.
As he approached the door to the examination room, he took a few settling breaths. First-time appointments weren’t always a big deal. A majority of the time, they went smoothly; the animals weren’t familiar enough with what went on in a vet office to be nervous about it, and their owners were just as eager to be polite and pleasant as he was. But once in a while…
Well, once in a while you got someone like Peter fucking Lukas—
He shook his head. No, don’t think about Peter Lukas. Peter Lukas wasn’t worth wasting the space in his brain.
Martin settled his face into a resting pleasant expression, and opened the door.
It didn’t take a great deal of self-control not to stop in his tracks, but it did take a little. More than none. It wasn’t anything bad! Nothing against this new pet owner.
Less than nothing, if Martin were privately, sheepishly honest with himself.
The person was standing by the examination table, with a cat-sized pet carrier beside them. They were tall enough for Martin to look them in the eye without tipping his chin down, which put them a cut above most. Their hair was shoulder-length, mostly black with a bit of dark blond creeping in at the roots, framing a jawline and cheekbones so sharply defined that there had to be at least a bit of makeup involved. The snakebite piercing and the bar through the eyebrow really rounded out the whole look, especially with the long black coat, and the tattoos on the hand that rested on top of the box.
Very nice hands, Martin noted, then shrugged off the observation and funneled all his nervous energy into the safety of politeness.
“Good morning,” he said. “I’m Dr. Blackwood.”
They shook the hand he offered. “Gerry. Ke—Delano. Thanks for seeing me.”
“No trouble at all,” Martin replied, nodding toward the pet carrier. “I assume that’s my patient in there?”
“Oh, right, yeah—gimme a second.” Gerry Delano unlocked the carrier, then carefully reached in and lifted its occupant out onto onto the table.
“Oh, aren’t you lovely,” Martin murmured. “This is Sticks?”
“That’s him,” Gerry replied, as the small, fluffy, and perfectly black rabbit stretched forward to give a spot on the table a sniff, then retreated back into a loaf shape. Gerry stroked him gently. “Least I think it’s a him.”
“Well, let’s see, then.” Martin reached out, careful not to spook his new patient, and started examining her. He—yes, he—handled it all about as calmly as a nervous rabbit could. Martin didn’t have to grab a towel, at least, nor did he have a repeat of the time a nervous lop tried to jump off the examination table entirely. Sticks tolerated all the poking, prodding, and manhandling, and only got wriggly once before a quick pause and readjustment calmed him back down.
“So how long have you had him?” Martin asked, once he was done. Sticks immediately fled to the nearest safe haven, which turned out to be his owner’s armpit.
“Less than a week, since Monday,” Gerry replied, petting him as he attempted to burrow deeper into his jacket.
“Well, he’s a touch underweight,” Martin told him. “There’s some information I can give you on rabbit care, if this is your first time owning one. He’s not neutered, is he?”
“Probably not,” Gerry replied, grimacing. “I don’t know much about his history. I took him off an acquaintance who got him as a present and wasn’t doing a very good job of things.”
Martin pulled a face. “Pets make poor presents, yeah. Well, he’s old enough to be fixed, and with history like that he probably hasn’t gotten the shots he needs. After we’re done here, you can talk to Rosie out front, schedule another appointment to get those done. What do you feed him?”
Gerry, as Martin discovered, was an absolutely model rabbit owner. He’d done his homework, read up on how to keep a rabbit happy and healthy, and hadn’t scrimped on expenses. It was no wonder Sticks was happy to hide under his arm for the remainder of the appointment; he had a good home with good food and toys and what sounded like a nice setup, habitat-wise.
“What sort of vegetables are good for him?” they asked at one point. “I’m thinking of growing some. I’ve got the space, but I’ve heard too much causes problems?”
They want to grow vegetables for their pet rabbit, Martin thought, a little dreamily. “Leafy greens are a safe bet,” he replied out loud. “Romaine, parsley, cilantro, kale, that sort of thing. Work them in slowly if he’s not used to them, and he’ll be fine. I can give you a list, if you’d like?”
When the appointment was done, a future one scheduled, and the patient safely back in his carrier, Martin finally let himself ask the question that had been on his mind.
“So, is there a special meaning to ‘Sticks’?” he asked. “Is it short for something, or does he like to play with them, or…?”
“What?” Gerry looked confused for a moment, before the question seemed to click. “Oh, no, not Sticks like—he’s Styx as in the river.”
“Oh! Styx, of course. Sorry, I just—I heard it, but I didn’t see it written down—”
Gerry’s grin was crooked, like they were trying to hold it back but only partially succeeding. “It’s fine. And thanks for everything.”
“Oh, no problem, you’re doing great,” Martin assured him, smiling back. “He’s lucky to have you.”
He was pleasantly baffled when a bit of color crept into Gerry’s face. “Right, well, who can resist a bunny.”
“You’d be surprised,” Martin said as he showed him out of the room. “If I get one more new rabbit owner telling me about their lovely outdoor hutch—”
Gerry looked scandalized at the thought as he left, which was another point in his favor.
“What’s that look for?” Tim asked as Martin passed him on the way back to the office. “Oh dear. Don’t tell me Jon has competition again?”
“Oh my God, Tim, give that a rest. There was never any competition!”
“Yeah, Tim, keep it straight, will you?” Sasha called out from the temporary puppy pen. “Oliver wasn’t competition. Martin was jealous of him, remember?”
“Nothing straight about it,” Tim shot back.
“I have payroll to do,” Martin reminded them primly. “You trust me with our finances and then you treat me like this. How dare you. I’m defrauding both of you, see if I don’t.”
***
It wasn’t that Martin fell in love easily, per se. It was just that he had a very specific set of standards when it came to who he found attractive, and in his line of work he always ran into people who either met every single one of them, or disappointed him in every possible way.
When he stepped into examination room 4 and found Jon Sims trying to herd three kittens away from the edge of the examination table at once, he kept his deep sigh on the inside. Jon was batting a thousand, and he’d been coming around long enough for everyone in the clinic to know about it.
“Hello again, Jon,” Martin said, doing a wretched job of hiding his smile.
Jon looked up with a helpless expression. “It’s kitten season,” he said, and Martin poured all his sympathies into a more situation-appropriate sigh.
“It’s kitten season,” Martin agreed. “So, where did these little ones come from?”
“These came from the colony in Battersea,” he replied. “Well, sort of. The mother already has an owner, and said owner keeps letting her out every day, even though I’ve told her time and again there’s that unfixed tom I’ve never been able to catch—and that’s just the one I know of—”
Martin scowled as he examined one of the squirming kittens. Much easier to manhandle than rabbits, he thought, apropos of nothing. “Better than being born on the street, I suppose.”
“Small mercies,” Jon agreed. “Anyway, when the kittens were born she told me either I could take them or she was going to take them to the park and give them out for free, which really isn’t a choice at all. Poor things.” The ginger kitten in his hands squealed until he settled it more comfortably against his shoulder, where it calmed down and immediately tried to eat his hair.
“Gonna find a foster for them, then?” Martin asked.
“I don’t have much of a choice,” Jon sighed. “I’d do it myself, but—you know how Duchess is.”
“Yes. How is Duchess, by the way?”
“Cantankerous as ever. You don’t happen to have room, do you?”
“Room, yes. Time…” The black kitten was finished with her exam, and protested when she was put back in the carrier. “Did Sasha tell you about the puppies?”
“I haven’t seen Sasha today,” Jon replied, handing over the ginger kitten when Martin reached for it. “What puppies?”
“Rosie came in early this morning,” Martin informed him, wincing when the kitten bit hard on his thumb. “There was a box waiting by the door, with four puppies inside. No note or anything. So, that’s been fun.”
“I can imagine,” Jon said distastefully. “Are you serious? Someone just left a box of puppies on the doorstep? Like foundlings in a Dickens novel?”
Martin snorted before he could think better of it, startling the kitten into biting him again. Jon was the only person he’d ever met who would use a word like foundlings. “More or less. They are cute, though. Tim says his brother might be interested in taking one, and Sasha says she’s got friends who volunteer at a dog rescue. Retrievers usually aren’t too hard to adopt out.”
“Well, good luck to you. I suppose the season’s hard on everyone.”
The three kittens were in good health, which Martin was more or less expecting. Kittens tended to have a better chance when born in a home than out in the street—even in a less than responsible home. Between the two of them, Martin and Jon got them back into the battered old carrier, where they went back to wrestling each other in the blankets. Jon reached in to tickle one between the ears and got nipped for his troubles, but it only made him smile.
“Well, anyway,” Martin went on, realizing that he’d been staring long enough for it to be rude. “I don’t think you need any follow-up care instructions?”
Jon laughed quietly before closing the carrier. “No, I think I’m alright. Thank you, Martin.”
“It’s not problem. Always a pleasure.” Martin beamed. “Good luck on finding them a foster. And—catching that tom.”
“One of these days, I swear.”
Martin showed him back out to the front. Not necessary, considering how often Jon walked that hallway. But it felt nice to walk beside him, talking shop or chatting about nothing, all to the background tune of healthy, vocal kittens.
After waving Jon off, he turned back to find Sasha watching him from behind the front desk, chin in hand, the very picture of unimpressed.
“What,” said Martin.
“He’s been coming in for months,” she said, raising an eyebrow at him. “Are you going to make a move or not?”
“No I’m not going to—Sasha, he’s a client.”
“So? It’s not like you’re his doctor. There’s no conflict of interest or weird power dynamic when your role in his life is taking care of animals he brings in.” Sasha sat back, letting the swivel chair roll backward. “You’re already chatting like old friends every time you see him.”
“I know, I know, it’s just—it’s weird?” Martin shrugged helplessly. “We only ever meet during business hours, so it’s like—how much of our, our, our friendliness is just a working relationship?”
“Easy fix!” Sasha spread her hands wide. “The man works at a cat rescue! You can just swing by and say hello anytime!”
“He works there part-time, and I don’t know what hours! Not like I can just stand outside and case the place until I see him.”
At that moment, the door to the back swung open, and Tim poked his head out. “Could I get some help? Bailey’s giving me some trouble and I need an extra set of hands.”
“Be right there,” Martin replied. To Sasha, he said, “Look, I’m fine. It’s not a big deal, we’re just two people who keep meeting in very specific circumstances. And that’s all it needs to be.”
Sasha sighed. “I just think you’re making this out to be more complicated than it needs to be.”
“Wouldn’t be the first time,” Martin muttered, and followed Tim into the back.
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A/N: Hi guys! This is my first oneshot thingy (or any piece) that I’m posting here, it’s kind of dark but I think that’s the type of fic I enjoy writing. Let me know what you all think, and any suggestions or feedback is much appreciated since this is the first time I’m using Tumblr😆
Warnings: implication of non-con, manipulation, yandere themes, kidnapping
Pairing: Yandere Dabi x f reader
Smoke curled into your hiding place, invading your senses. You could hear him smashing other various household items around the house, attempting to startle you and make a sound, effectively revealing your hiding place
Which wasn’t a very clever one, mind you.
If you only had a couple more seconds, maybe, just maybe you could’ve dove into the closet and actually hidden with some blankets and clothes covering you instead of your current chosen position, which was under the creaky bed.
You cursed yourself for even starting something so stupid, and getting a rise out of him in the first place when you knew, you knew he hated it when you picked fights over the smallest of things. All he wanted you to do was make him some breakfast, now was that so much to ask for? Did you have to put rat poison in his oatmeal at 10 am in the morning?
You didn’t think you could handle playing this happy-go-lucky fake domestic scene any further; you wanted to go home. You wanted to see your family again for Thanksgiving, you wanted to meet up with your friends and get your nails done and coo over pretty boys, and most of all you wanted to go outside and gaze up at the clear blue sky and just watch the fall colors swirl around you in a halo of leaves.
Dabi let’s you go outside twice every month if you’re being good for him, and if you really please him he’ll let you touch the grass without that stupid shock collar that adorns your neck like an ornament with with him by your side, of course. Don’t think he’ll fully trust you after that stunt you pulled last week when you tried chewing the restraints off your wrists.
He had to salute your effort though, you really might’ve gotten away if he hadn’t surrounded you by his flames before you could touch the door.
Kind of like now, actually. While you’re trembling and cramped unceremoniously under the bed, he’s finished scanning the living room and kitchen for any sign of you.
Shit
That means there’s only two places left: the bathroom and his room, where you are.
Your legs are starting to cramp up and you’re wondering how long you can manage to stay still while this psycho is hounding you out.
“If you quit acting like a pussy and come out within 30 seconds, I’ll make sure to leave your face intact. Can’t say the same about the rest of you though, babe, I’m not feeling very generous or inclined to spare you too much after choking down rat poison.” He all but snarls as you can see from underneath the bed his elbows and jaw curl with smoke, blue flames licking at his shins.
The smell of rotting flesh feels like an ominous foreshadowing of your fate if you don’t think of a way out of this, fast.
You’re pulled from your musing as Dabi slams the bathroom closet door shut, and flings the shower curtain aside violently, indicating no more places are left for him to check for you except his room.
You’re out of time.
Picking up the soap dispenser on the sink counter, he weighs it in his hand, testing it’s material. You’re peeking out from underneath the mattress, unsure of what he’s doing.
You don’t need to keep wondering after he suddenly hurls the glass down on the floor, the dispenser shattering on the floor near the bed mere inches away from where your face was.
You let out a small shriek at the explosion, and immediately still and clamp your hand over your mouth with wide eyes.
But the damage has already been done, and Dabi knows this as he lets out a dark chuckle and saunters towards the bed, turning around and plopping down on the plushy material, his boots right in front of your face.
“We both already know where this is going, little mouse. I caught you, but I’ll be nice and give you one more chance to come to me willingly.”
He leans back on his elbows and tilts his head up to the chafing ceiling. He knows you’ll come, you always eventually do, that’s why he loves you, his sweet little girl who always does what she’s told.
What he doesn’t expect, however, is you making one last break for it, clambering out from the opposite side of where you both are situated and bolting to the door.
He whips his head around at the sound of you desperately fumbling with the lock on the door, when did he lock it? God this is taking too long he’s gonna catch you he’s gonna-
But you’re already out of the door and flying down the hallway as you hear him leaping off the bed and scrambling after you, the house completely silent save for the deafening sounds of both of your own objectives pounding away at the floor in the same direction.
“You fucking bitch, I grant you one last chance to come clean to me and this is the thanks I get? You’re dead little mouse.” You hear him howl behind you, and it scares you at how close he sounds.
But now you see it, you see your freedom at the entrance just an arms length away and you’re touching the door and-
The room is suddenly enveloped by blue fire, the door handle becoming so hot under your touch that you wail as you let go and cradle your bubbling flesh, tears blurring your vision as you whirl around to locate your assailant and captor.
Dabi stands in the middle of the living room, ethereal cobalt lighting up the sides of his face and illuminating the staples that stretch and threaten to rip from the shit-eating grin he sports while looking at your defenseless demeanor.
“I told you to listen while I was playing nice, right? This is what happens to little mice who want to turn into rats so bad. Is that why you wanted to feed me rat poison, huh, baby? You were warning me to get rid of what you might turn out to be, hmm?” He pouts at you, the corners of his mouth twitching when you sob in terror
“D-dabi please,” you bawl, “please let me leave. I w- wanna go h-home.” Your chest heaves at the last word, the pain in your hand paling in comparison to the ache in your chest.
“An-and I w-want you on your kn-knees worshipping the ground I walk on and making good use of that bitchy little mouth instead of whining and sniveling.” He mocked and cooed cruelly, reveling at your helplessness.
You could do nothing but wail louder as he started slowly walking towards you, his eyes narrowed, complemented with dark glint in his pupils while his ever-lasting hellish quirk enunciated his heavy steps.
Dabi finally reached you, and you pathetically pressed yourself into the wall and turned your face as he lifted his hand and stroked your cheek in faux sympathy. His bottom lip was stuck out in a fake pout, mimicking your state of panic.
“You’re not scared of me, right baby? It’s just a game, right? I mean after all I do for you-bathe, feed, and dress you- you only feel love for me, right?”
He was toying with you, in a similar fashion a cat plays with its prey before it pounces.
When you hesitated for a moment too long, his hand by your face heated up its dying embers, warning you to give him what he wanted to hear.
You whimpered and tried to evade his hand, only resulting in his gripping the back of your head and yanking back on your hair roughly so you were forced to look up and meet his amused, dark gaze.
“Ah-ah my pretty bitch. You don’t get to move away from me after all the stunts you pulled today. I’ve had enough of your bullshit so don’t test me any more, now I asked you a question: you love me right?”
At your wits end, you maintained eye contact with him as you shakily tried to nod your head, the movement being difficult to do as he had such a death-grip on your locks.
But he wasn’t satisfied by your pathetic attempt at agreeing, it seemed like he wanted to make your life hell even further and draw this out as long as he could because he clicked his tongue and shook your head like a rag doll in his hands, hair flying across your face and giving you whiplash.
“Use that sharp tongue you got on you before I melt your fucking teeth. You might be a grade-A moron, and a pathetic one at that but I know damn well you’re not mute.” He leans in further, his nose grazing yours as you almost went cross eyed trying to keep him in vision.
“Y-yes Dabi, I love you.”
His silence seemed to scream unimpressed, so you hurried to salvage the situation as best as you could so it wouldn’t escalate the knee-deep shit you were already in.
“And I’m...sorry I was being such a brat today, I just missed everyone I used to be close with. But you were right, I should be more grateful after everything you do for me. It’s not fair that I don’t treat you with the same, uh, affection that you show me. A-and I’m sorry I put... rat poison in your food.” You whispered this last part, too embarrassed to look him in the eyes.
He snorted, not entirely convinced at your sincerity in the apology but it was enough for him to loosen his grip on your head and take a step back from your personal space.
You sink down the wall to your knees, curling up slightly and taking shaky breaths as you attempt to calm down. The room is still engulfed in flames, but thanks to Dabi’s foresight and extensive planning, most of the furniture of fire-proof (god knows how he got it like that, it’s not like he was the son of the number one hero or anything to accumulate such wealth) so the damage was limited save for your mental state and injured hand.
Dabi crouches down in front of you, an odd smirk on his face as you peer up at him in caution.
“You know, I didn’t say I forgive you princess, or that you’re excused for your little tantrum.”
He cocks his head at you and lifts your chin up towards him with a scarred finger. You blanch at the implication of this ordeal not being over from your excruciating apology, and his disturbing Cheshire-cat grin stretches so wide over his face, you wonder distantly if his stitches are going to pop loose any second.
“Please, I’m sorry. I’ll do anything, just please don’t...please don’t burn me.” You whisper in defeat.
“Anything, you say? But why? Isn’t it more fun if I brand my name into your back? Oh wait! Maybe I’ll burn you so bad you’ll look like me! Then we’ll really be a matching couple, you’d like that wouldn’t you? I mean if you love me as much as you claim you’ll let me, right?”
He’s trapped you again. If you deny, he’ll ruthlessly berate you for lying to his face and who knows what he’ll do just for the sick, sadistic satisfaction he’ll get from making you stumble over your own lie.
If you comply, however, you’ll look like burnt bacon, just like this fucker.
“I’ll do anything to make you forgive me.” You quietly settle for.
He studies you for a moment, and the uncomfortably silence he grants you makes you shift in your place.
Dabi finally stands to his full height and stretches his arms back with a content groan.
“If that’s the case, then don’t say I didn’t let you choose how you wanted to make it up to me.”
You glance up when you hear the sound of a zipper being undone, and you mouth gapes at his innuendo. You can’t seem to look away as he frees himself from his black boxers, the sound of his belt and pants rustling as they hit the floor.
“Now then, what was that you said about redemption? I think this is a great way to put that mouth to good use, little mouse.”
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endeavor x fem reader with a Kitty Cheshire quirk (neko with ability to teleport) plot: reader super low Grade villain that love to start trouble and teleport away but endeavor catches her she can’t teleport away and endeavor teaches her a lesson nsfw 😺
aaa, i hope this is good! i feel like it’s a lil bit rushed but maybe it’s just my self criticism kicking in asdhaskfhsf thanks so much for requestingggg
𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐰. 𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐨𝐤𝐢 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐢
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𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒: mentions of blood, size difference, smutty smut, blowjob, cum eating, cat girl idk how to tag this one hadhsdhf
𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐎𝐑𝐒 𝐃𝐎 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓. I can’t control what you guys choose to read or not but I’d be way more comfortable if minors stayed away from my works. <3
Enji was annoyed. Doing rounds on a night market was always so monotonous because the presence of the number one hero quickly scared the villains and criminals away. But during that night in particular, things escalated quickly and Enji rushed towards the commotion.
"Endeavor, you're here! Do something!"
Chasing a delinquent that stole fish from a nearby stand was nowhere near the number one's ideal job. However, people gathering around and expecting him to do something so simple like going after a low criminal added enough fuel to his irritation and shook his ego.
"Watch this."
He followed the scent of raw fish down the streets and the trail ended in a dark alley. Enji thought he'd seen someone with cat ears and tail but didn't find anyone there, it was like they'd just disappeared right under his nose. And speaking of nose, the scent was back and it was-- behind him!
Enji was quick to grab the criminal by the arm — the first thing his gloved hand could reach. The criminal let out a squeal while in mid-air, a pair of strong hands holding her own behind her back.
"I see. A teleportation quirk, huh?"
Her cat ears twitched by the sound of his deep, dangerous voice. She tried to struggle her way out, free from the arms of the pro hero.
"There's no use, you won't be able to--"
She frenetically fluttered her tail, squirming as anxiety build up in her tummy. It was unfair that a low criminal as her would be caught by the number one himself.
"Tch."
The wiggling tail seemed to annoy Enji even further. Holding the tiny arms in one hand, the other reached for the tail in a firm grasp. The action caused the criminal to inhale deeply and freeze.
Tears gathered on the corner of her dolly eyes and red flushed her cheeks. The hero was oblivious to the fact her tail was very sensitive and any form of rough touch would send waves of warmth to her womb.
"L-Let me go..." Her voice sounded meek and bearing distress. "I'll pay for it-- I promise!!"
The grip on her tail tightened, the incoherent actions increasing Enji's suspicions. "What do you think you’re doing?!"
She gasped when Enji tugged on her tail by accident, instinctively rolling her hips and searching for friction while low moans left her mouth.
The sinful sounds put the hero in alert, his hand securing her arms now reaching for her mouth and his voice now low and threatening. "Do you want people to hear?"
The criminal shook her head even though her mind was clouded with sexual needs. Her nipples were hard as pebbles as seen from her vest.
"S-sir, it's that you're t-touching my tail..."
"Tch. I can't risk you running away."
She breathed heavily, pressed against his chest and her tail still on his hand. A sudden wave of pleasure hit the cat girl, sending shivers all over her body and a loud moan escaping her lips.
Enji pressed the girl against the wall, holding her by her face and squeezing her cheeks. "Are you insane?!? I told you to keep quiet--"
The look of pure lust, gaze lost in heaven and drool dripping from her chin made Enji realize what she meant before. It was impossible for him, a healthy man, to not go hard knowing that he caused that, even if accidentally.
Her tail fluttered, exposing the euphoria she was feeling. Although very embarassed by the situation and quite ashamed, the hero weighted his course of action.
"I'll give you what you want and then you'll turn yourself in," Enji proposed, grabbing the tail and putting it over the line of his cock, stroking both over his hero suit.
The way her eyes rolled to the back of the head and her sharp teeth drew blood from her lips encouraged Enji to continue taking advantage of the criminal. He licked her lips clean from the blood and then pushed his tongue into her small mouth, the size difference adding fuel to the fire.
"Lick it." He pressed the tip of her tail against her lips, to which she complied. "Now touch yourself with it while you suck me off."
She did everything she was told. The wetness from her previous orgasm coated her tail and both her tail and clit were very sensitive to any touch, which sent electrical shocks through her body every time she fluttered it against her small hardened bud.
While she moaned, Enji freed his cock from the suit, pushing it into her mouth. "Watch out for the teeth."
His cock was too big for her mouth so she had to open big and wide to accommodate it. Enji slowly fucked her mouth, not allowing any further than the tip to pass her lips. Her tongue worked hard around it, fluttering against the vein underneath his cock and giving it special attention.
"You probably like milk..." Enji pondered. "If you're a good girl until the end I might reward you with it."
By that suggestion, she licked and sucked eagerly. The tip of her tail fluttered faster on her clit, both sensitive from the filthy pleasure Enji was putting her through. Her tiny hands switched from massaging the base of his cock to toying with his sack.
A disappointed cry left the girl's mouth once Enji pulled his cock out of it. Precum glistened the tip and the girl probably had drunk loads of it. Enji's cock felt sensitive and was ready to shoot cum all over her face but he had other plans for her. It felt decades since he last fucked and the filthy, embarassing situation didn't help at all.
"On your hands and knees, girl."
Her legs were shaking from the heavy stimulus, the ending of her tail covered in her own wetness, but she promptly obeyed the command.
His hand grabbed the tail forcefully, getting it out of his way. The roughness he handled the tail caused the girl's pussy to tighten and dampen the suit even more. Weren't for the piece of clothing, she would be dripping on the alley like she had just wetted herself.
Enji gave each her butt cheeks a light slap, making them jiggle with the impact. He pushed aside the sopping fabric, sighing by the view of her dripping cunt and resisting the urge to plunge in one finger. Instead, he lined up his fat cock against her entrance, responding with a guttural moan by the feeling of her warm velvety pussy sucking him in.
Needless to say, his cock stretched her with ease, the wetness aiding the intrusion. She felt so full while his cock pressed just the right spots, she felt like bursting, she felt--
Enji thrusted in one rapid motion, burying his cock deep into her as soon as he felt her convulsing around him, groaning at how tight she are. He lost control the minute he felt her coming around him, even though he was only halfway through.
Tears gathered at the corner of her eyes and she spilled all over the hero. Thankfully, his suit was impermeable but the concrete underneath their knees was not.
A hand grabbed her hair while the other remained at the base of her tail, holding her in place while he thrusted into the girl. She couldn't discern if she was so high in ecstasy that his violent thrusts didn't hurt her at all or if Enji was taking such a good care of her that it's not even supposed to hurt. Either way, she knew for sure she'd be sore in the morning — in jail, perhaps.
But she didn't want to think about it while being fucked by the number one himself. His girth and length were massive, and opened her whole. The way he thrusted into her got more erratic and she could feel he was holding back.
“N-no, don't... don't hold back--!!" she pleaded, tail fluttering in agitation and her body ready to be ruined.
He let go of her hair and fisted her tail, giving it a harsh tug. Her hips were pulled back in the mean time, the new angle allowing the tip of his cock to line up perfectly with her cervix and she screamed from the sudden burn.
Enji was close to his limit, his voice cracking from pleasure and the threats that left his lips seemed empty. "If... If you keep screaming, I'll have to shut-- shut you up."
She was drenching, losing any focus she regained after coming while Enji played with her tail, but her body reached its limits and started descending from the previous high.
"E-Endeavor-san, I don't think I can come anymore..." she murmured.
He groaned, taking his cock out of her abused hole. It felt heavy, the cum ready to burst any minute. "Come 'ere, open your mouth."
His hand stroked his cock a couple times before he gushed cum all over her tongue. She let some of it spill on the ground, not able to gulp it all down. Enji looked just as wasted as the girl in front of him.
He breathed heavily as if he just won a fight, having used all of his power to win. The criminal waited patiently for him to say anything after the haze dissipated.
"You... You were a very good kitten," he praised after adjusting his suit. "But you still owe the owner some apologies after stealing from him."
She agreed, obediently following Enji from the dark alley back to the food stands. Once there, she bowed apologetically to the owner while Enji kept his arms crossed in front of his chest, trying to look the usual but his eyes betraying the fatigue and indifference towards the present moment.
After everything was settled, Enji ended up paying for the damage she had caused. He grabbed the cat girl by the neck and guided her through the streets, only one thing in his mind.
"Disobedient girls like you should have someone to discipline them. How about that, hm?"
Something in her guts was telling her that she was stuck with the number one for some time — not that she was complaining, though.
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charming-2d-boys · 4 years
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Adultrio with children (Illumi Version)
By the way, this one’s veeeery long, but I had too much fun 😅
You have been warned!
so, despite the usual push from the family for more future little assassins, Illumi isn’t really that thrilled by the idea
he seems like the type of person whose eyes and actions don’t really stray when he’s outside, especially on a mission or errand, whether personal or professional
that being said, the most likely way you’re going to meet Illumi is through others, whether that someone is Hisoka or his own family (but he doesn’t really trust Hisoka’s judgment when it comes to introducing someone to him, especially with the intent of getting together)
so, the family is the only viable option of meeting
Zeno is the one who comes up with a new option after several failed ones brought up by Silva and Kikyo
you, the granddaughter of an old friend and former partner of his, who used to be in charge of gathering information on the targets (not really a partner per se, but they participated in several missions together and became friends over the years)
smart, cute, close in age to Illumi and seemingly a lot more… empathetic and emotional-looking than our dear pincushion boy (who isn’t, though?)
Illumi is told about this and despite being asked for his opinion, it’s already decided nonetheless
unlike all the other candidates who were all asked - more like forced - into meeting formally and at the Zoldyck estate, you insist on meeting in a more casual place and fashion
Illumi, along with Kikyo, remain a bit shocked - Kikyo more than him because the audacity, but also the courage~
Silva doesn’t really care as long as they meet and Zeno laughs because he was expecting this from all the stories about you and your stubbornness and actions throughout the years that he heard from your grandfather
and it is settled: meeting in a quaint, little cat café in the town nearby, a little bit before lunch, no one else from your families except the two of you - coming with the promise that if you saw/sensed anyone keeping an eye on you two, you’d leave immediately and refuse any sort of contact from the family (again, shock because not many get to demand anything from the Zoldycks, but it seems that they already have a good feeling about you)
Illumi dresses up in some casual clothes (still with the flame pattern 🙄) and heads out, getting a pat on the back from Zeno and a good luck
when he enters the establishment and looks around, he sees you, next to a bookcase, with a very big and fluffy peach-coloured cat in your lap, both relaxed and watching the others around you
your eyes lock with Illumi’s when you sense his aura and you smile, beckoning him closer - cue Illumi raising an eyebrow because you’re not getting up to greet him and that’s rude, but he understands when you explain that you had to coax that cat with food and headpats for like 5 minutes until it stayed in your lap
so, he sits down next to you, petting the cat in your lap when its large, round, green eyes stare at him and next thing you know, you’ve got almost half of the other cats in the café flocking to Illumi, sitting on his lap and around him and purring loudly
the other customers can only stare, too afraid of his expressionless face to complain and when they see that the cats aren’t leaving him and returning to them, they’re slowly trickling out of the café until it's only the two of you (one of the staff members, who was apparently pushed by the other to come and talk to you, is quickly told, by you, that you’ll pay more by the end of the day to cover whatever losses they might acquire from the lack of clients, which makes them leave you two hurriedly)
you can only laugh when he stares at the cats and the empty room, then at you, almost clueless as to why you’re laughing
but you start talking and discover that you really like spending time with him
you talk about your families, your dreams, because he says that he doesn’t have any (liar), friends (again, liar) etc.
you really like that he cares about his family, even if it’s a bit twisted (good intentions, bad plan, especially when it comes to Killua)
since he was forced by his family to respect the tradition and become an assassin, he’s surprised when he finds out that despite the possibility of following the family tradition, you’re also allowed to make your own decisions, as long as you talk about them with your family
something that amuses you a lot is when Illumi receives a message from someone called Pain-in-the-Ass Clown, saying How’s your date going, Illumi-chan?  ⭐  ̄ ∀  ̄ 💧
and he explains that it’s someone really annoying who always bothers him
So, not your friend?
Never.
anyway, that was one of the first of many dates, with Illumi almost always letting you choose, mostly because you knew he’d choose some really fancy place and you wanted to have fun with him and get to know him naturally
despite his lack of expressions, he is having fun and likes that you’re happy (appreciates the fact that you are so... lively, you’re like complete opposites and apparently fit like two puzzle pieces)
Zeno is the one who pretty much declares that you’re the OTP
one of your dates definitely consisted in the two of you going on a mission together, just to see how you’d get along in a professional situation
100/10, no dilly-dally, professional from the beginning to the end of the mission, but you laughed and teased Illumi about how serious he was - as if it was just another normal day of meeting up after work... not after killing someone
the marriage proposal is more and more prominent in Illumi’s head and the rest of the Zoldycks and he’s wracking his brain trying to think of how to ask you
the two of you have bought an apartment and moved in to get used to living together and it’s going pretty well (definitely took a bit of convincing to get Illumi to agree, but he feels so human and happy with you that he just can’t say no and even his mother likes you, somewhat)
some nights are spent inside, watching movies, playing board games (he beats you here), video games (Illumi sucks at those) or cooking (he’s mostly watching and trying to remember everything, but man, too much work, he’s used to his butlers), while others involve you two going to bookstores, cafes, the zoo, even concerts/festivals
so, he decides on something that he read about on the holy Internet: Illumi had gone out that day and told you he’d come by later, but he actually bought you a puppy, who, as soon as it was put down, ran into the house when you squealed and picked it up to nuzzle it while it licked your face and wagged its tail; your fingers felt something on its collar and when you saw a ring, you froze, looking at Illumi without saying a word
he slowly approached you, face as expressionless as always (but he was so, SO nervous) and took the ring off the collar, getting on one knee and saying that you’ve made him feel happier and more human during those few months with you than he’s ever felt in all those years and he hopes that you’ll be willing to share your life with him and allow him to make sure you’ll always feel happy and loved
cue the tears because Illumi’s never said so many heartfelt words in one day and you’d be a monster to say no and extinguish that little sparkle of happiness in his eyes
so you put your puppy down and hug him tightly, kissing his face until he actually cracks a smile when the puppy whines because it wants your attention too
the wedding? Beautiful.
you? Gorgeous.
Illumi? He’s never been happier in his entire life
Hisoka cries at the wedding and is chosen as his best-man, along with Illumi’s brothers (even Killua accepted, especially after noticing the positive change you brought in the family and Illumi)
Alluka is your maid of honour along with Kalluto, because those two are attracted to you like moths to a flame
the reception is memorable, with various friends and family members congratulating you two and wishing you a long and happy marriage
things settle down a bit for a few weeks afterwards, especially after the honeymoon (which was spent somewhere where you could both enjoy some private time away from everyone as a newlywed couple)
and the biggest surprise was finding out that you’re pregnant (lucky~, that’s what Hisoka said when you texted him because yeah, you remained friends, somehow)
Illumi actually hugged you when you told him and kissed you because he was ecstatic
you definitely sat him down and told him that you need to talk with his family so they don’t get any ideas about torturing your child or children since you want them to have a normal, happy childhood
while a bit against it because that’s how he and all his siblings were raised, he definitely understands that it’s not only his decision to make and that he actually doesn’t really want anyone to go through what they did (especially after seeing that yes, even without training like his you can still be powerful and smart and somehow, his)
so, he agrees and tells the rest of the family (Zeno knew what your thoughts would be and never said anything, while Kikyo would probably be on the verge of having a stroke and Silva wouldn’t really care because they have Killua)
they can’t do much in terms of making you accept, especially because you don’t live at the estate and Illumi is loyal to his family, but now he’s got his own and he chooses you and your baby in the end
despite a few arguments with the Zoldycks, *cough* Kikyo *cough*, you still have the support of pretty much everyone else in the family and your own, so you actually can support yourselves just fine
Illumi insists on going shopping for baby clothes with you and is already looking at the variety of toys (he’s not gonna admit that he can’t wait to play with them when he’s spending time with his child because he wasn’t really allowed to have many toys or play with them so they wouldn’t make him stray from his path as an assassin)
likes talking to the baby bump and even sings to it (he’s got a beautiful singing voice and the baby always kicks when he sings something they like, which Illumi always take into account)
protective as hell whenever you’re out and about together and pretty much never lets you leave alone until you have a small argument that you can take care of yourself, after which he lets you be, but still insists on being called once an hour just to make sure and to have his heart put at ease
doesn’t even want to think about your weird craving because eww, some of them are gross (you know it, he knows it, the baby doesn’t care and when you’re hungry, neither do you)
will be there when you’re giving birth because he just wants to meet the baby faster and when he does, he smiles because there they are, his little bundle of joy
just stands and is fascinated by how small the baby is and how cute and squishy they look
it’s a girl, btw
almost always tells you to go to sleep when the baby wakes up in the middle of the night, especially because he can’t really sleep and he’s too happy and excited, plus he knows how tired you are
the baby’s first words are definitely dada and her little hands were just desperately reaching out to him (you practised with her whenever you could because you know how enamoured he is with his little girl)
Illumi actually breathed in deeply so he wouldn’t feel like crying anymore and just hugged you both while your daughter was patting his cheek
she inherits his long, black hair and they both spend the most amount of time in the bathroom taking care of it and brushing it
you’re the only one allowed to touch and braid their hair
she definitely likes all her uncles and aunts because they’re all so nice and doting and funny (Hisoka and Killua), while great-grandpa Zeno spoils her rotten
yes, Silva and Kikyo love her a lot as well, but inside they still want her to follow into their footsteps
you laugh at Illumi’s surprised face when your daughter asks you two for a brother or sister
oh boy... he’s gonna die from the cuteness and joy all these babies of yours are going to bring him
THAT was a lot, but I hope you enjoyed it nonetheless!
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jokertrap-ran · 3 years
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(光与夜之恋 Light and Night) Osborn’s 5✩ Inspiration: Black VS Black [黑色对峙] Date Translation (END 5: Listen)
“Now that we're done putting away the model, it's about time we put it away as well.”
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✥ Choice: Listen [倾听] ❖ASMR
The cat caused an incident! What should I do?
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⊹ Pick up the scattered components ⊹
Around the fallen car model were several of its scattered compartments that had fallen out. 
The rear spoiler didn't manage to escape unscathed with a running crack through it.
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MC: Yikes! The parts came out!
I quickly knelt down to gather all the pieces when a large hand picked up the car model much faster than I could.
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Osborn looked at the model, as unfazed as ever.
Osborn: Looks like my car model was more attractive to it rather than your cat teaser wand.
MC: Is the model okay? Some parts fell out...
He looked left and right before his brows furrowed into a slight frown in displeasure, looking slightly bothered by it.
Osborn: Hmm…
Thinking about how this car model had been displayed alongside his trophies made me grow increasingly nervous.
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MC: Does this car model have any special commemorative significance to you?
Osborn nodded and my heart immediately seized up.
MC: Oh no… Is there any hope of fixing it?
Osborn: It looks easy to piece together, but it's actually pretty complicated with many intricate compartments.
Osborn: Once it gets taken apart, it's pretty much impossible to…
MC: Sorry, I didn't know it was that serious. I should have caught it while I could earlier...
This whole incident had happened while I stood witness to the entire thing. I couldn't help but feel like I too, had a part in the blame. I clenched my fists. Then, Osborn snorted.
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Osborn: Pft—
MC: ???
Osborn: I'm joking.
If he'd looked at a loss earlier, then he certainly wasn't now. A familiar impish smile tugged at the side of his lips.
Osborn: The main body's alright, and the parts that fell up just have to be-
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MC: OSBORN! I was really panicking there! How DARE you-
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Osborn: S-Sorry!
MC: Hmph! Apology not accepted!
I pretended to be mad, snatching the model out of his hands and turning it around to get a better look at it.
MC: What did you say again? We just have to reinstall the parts that came out back in?
Osborn: You're… not angry anymore?
Glancing at his expression that was still frozen in surprise, the corners of my mouth that had been starting to quirk upward soon lowered.
MC: I'm not free to be mad now. I'll be mad later when I have the time. You better remember!
Osborn gave a light laugh at that.
Osborn: Okay.
Suddenly, a muted clatter sounded.
Mitt had slyly slinked to the door, entertaining itself by playing with the yarn ball that had been placed in front of the sofa.
Osborn: Looks like it's taken a liking to the toys you brought.
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MC: Of course! Let's not disturb it now that it's happily occupied with its toys, and get down to setting this car model straight!
❖☆———————————★❖
Osborn: Ever built a car model before?
Osborn: No? So it's your first time doing it? And at my place too.
Osborn: ...You want to be my assistant, huh.
Osborn: That works too. Let me see where I put my toolbox.
Osborn: You have sharp eyes. Saves me the trouble of looking.
Osborn: Two more components left. Wanna try?
Osborn: Here. Just line it up and slowly screw it in.
Osborn: ...It's upside down.
Osborn: Come, I'll teach you how.
Osborn: This should do it.
Osborn: Looks like the joint needs a little polishing. Pass me the exacto knife.
Osborn: Now's not the time for the flat-blade screwdriver.
Osborn: Great reaction time. You got it right this time.
Osborn: Okay, done.
Osborn: What do you think? Pretty cool, ain't it?
Osborn: Right. We were just installing parts earlier, so why were you so nervous?
Osborn: Because you're inexperienced? Then you'll just have to do it a couple more times.
Osborn: Why's your face so red all of a sudden?
Osborn: Looks like it lost interest in your ball of yarn. It might be looking for a new target.
Osborn: Okay, get up.
Osborn: Now that we're done putting away the model, it's about time we put it away as well.
❖☆———————————★❖
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By the time we found Mitt, it was already sprawled out beside the TV cabinet with its paws stuck underneath, fiddling with something in the gap.
Recalling the layout of his living room, I quietly tip-toed and whispered my idea into Osborn’s ear.
MC: I’ll take left, you take right. We’ll pincer it.
Osborn: It’s already here, so there’s no need to go through so much trouble.
MC: Huh?
Osborn: Just wait and see.
Osborn took a couple of long strides forwards in the direction of the cat.
I followed after him, quietly approaching the black cat. However, my attention was suddenly caught by the photo frame that the cat had just been playing with.
Picking up the frame, I carefully observed it…
In the picture were Osborn and a couple of familiar-looking teammates. They’d all had an arm around each other’s shoulder, beaming as they held the same trophy.
Their faces all look much younger… Is this a photo from years ago?
The race car in the background had a red and white body with an orange rear spoiler, similar to the car model that Mitt had batted off its perch earlier.
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MC: Don’t tell me… Was that car model made based on this race car?
I was lost in thought when a sudden meow broke my train of thought.
Osborn: Still wanna run?
❖☆———————————★❖
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I raised my head to see Osborn with both arms raised, gently holding up the cat in question.
The bright and warm sunlight shone in through the window, carefully outlining his chiselled side-profile and the contours of his muscles.
Although Mitt had already been caught, it still glared daggers at Osborn. It was as if a cat and a human were engaged in a silent battle with each other.
After a while, Mitt seemed to register the fact that it’d lost, meowing pitifully in that soft cry once more.
❖☆———————————★❖
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Osborn: Oh? You know how to beg for mercy now, don’t you?
Osborn carried Mitt to the little corner we’d set up for it. Mitt seemingly gave up on the game of chase, lowering its head to eat the cat food that we’d prepared for it since the very beginning.
Watching it eat its food so obediently, I couldn’t help but kneel down and stroke its round head.
Mitt cast a doubtful glance at me, but turned its head, indulging nuzzling itself into my palm.
MC: !
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MC: I touched it! How cute…
Osborn: You’re that excited from just being able to touch it?
MC: Yeah. It looked so naughty that I thought I wouldn’t be able to touch it today.
Osborn: It’ll come running up to you for a lick or two so long as you have food.
MC: Then I MUST let it try the wet cat food! Maybe it’ll get closer to me!
I sped towards the sofa and picked up the packet of wet cat food, purposely waving it before its nose.
It couldn’t resist the offered temptation after all. Its soft fluffy paws batted at my wrist as it opened its mouth and cried its pleas.
MC: Okay, okay. Any more and you’ll end up a piggy.
I recalled something after putting away the remaining food. I picked up the photo frame that I’d set down earlier and handed it to Osborn.
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MC: Oh, yeah. By the way, this was the photo frame that Mitt was batting with under the TV cabinet earlier. I don’t know where you normally display it.
He took the photo frame from me and glanced at it.
MC: And on that note, I realized that the car in the background looks very similar to the model we just pieced back together. Are they the same?
Osborn: Oh. The model was made according to this race car.
Suddenly, I recalled having seen the highlights of all his races before.
The year and month in which he’d won his first racing championship seemingly coincided with the time that this photo was taken.
My guess had tumbled out of my lips before I could stop it.
MC: Is this the car you drove when you won your first championship?
He quirked a brow.
Osborn: Why, you know me so well.
MC: Then… Is that car model something of a memento from that race?
Osborn: You can say that.
MC: I heard somewhere before that that car’s engine had to be changed out every two races. It shouldn’t be in use anymore, right?
Osborn: The engine exploded on me during that race, so it was only my companion once.
Osborn spoke lightly of it, but thinking of how exciting and terrifying it must have been back then, I couldn’t help but feel my heart sink a little.
MC: I’m glad the car model’s alright. Otherwise, it’d be such a pity for such a meaningful memento to get damaged like that.
Osborn: So I should thank you properly. Is that it?
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MC: Huh? Thank me?
He chuckled lightly, his eyes sliding from the photo to my face. He had a slightly flippant look on his face.
Osborn: Weren’t you the one who made that car model more meaningful?
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MC: ……
I was taken aback for a bit. I looked at him in surprise, only to find his gaze calm and gentle. There was a smile glimmering within his eyes.
Osborn: You were pretty clever when fixing the model. Why so stupefied now?
As his words sank in, I felt my heart flutter as I realized what he’d meant by having made it more “meaningful”. Something seemed to have filled my heart. It was a little flustering, yet also a little sweet.
I worried my lip and gathered my courage together before looking up to meet his eyes.
MC: Then, that makes me happier now…
MC: Although I didn’t get the chance to sit in on the race of your first championship and cheer you on…
MC: I was still able to piece the model back together and play a part in that precious moment of memory.
Inexplicable emotions surfaced in Osborn’s eyes, and in the next second, his big hand ruffled my hair with a vengeance.
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Osborn: There’s really no helping you, is there?
I shyly ducked my head, but I couldn’t stop the corners of my mouth from rising.
At this moment, the sun had enveloped us both within its warmth.
The cat quietly ate by our feet, letting out a purr of satisfaction every once in a while.
Slowly but surely, unspeakable feelings started to bloom and spread within the confines of my heart.
I hope, from the deepest points of my heart, that time would always be eternally frozen in this beautiful moment.
⊹ ˚✩ ━━━━━━━━━━━ ∘◦ ✥ ◦∘ ━━━━━━━━━━━ ✩˚ ⊹
✥ Choose your Ending:
END 1 | Choice: Do Nothing [都不做]
END 2 +3 + 4 | Choice: Call Out [呼唤] ⊹Speak⊹
END 5 | Choice: Listen [倾听] ❖ASMR
END 6 | Choice: Heart-throb [心动] ★Night★
❖☆————— ⊹ For Night, For Freedom⊹ —————★❖
Previous Part: (Prologue)
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nicknellie · 3 years
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Blame this post. I wrote this purely because I wanted to and I think it turned out really cute. (Requested fics are on their way, they just typically take longer to write because I want them to be as good as possible for you!) Also I didn’t proof-read.
Can You Really Say No To This Face?
“I’m just not sure it’s a good idea...”
“Look at this face. Can you really say no to this face?”
Alex looked at Willie, who with his pleading puppy-dog eyes and pout could have easily been referring to his own face rather than that of the kitten he was holding up. Either way, the answer to his question was—
“No,” Alex relented with a sigh. Willie beamed (and yes, there really was no way Alex could say no to him) and held the kitten out to Alex, who took it gently. It mewed weakly the moment it left Willie’s hands. “I think it’s already grown attached to you anyway.”
Willie grinned, tickling the kitten under the chin. It immediately started purring, vibrating loudly in Alex’s arms. “She loves me,” he cooed. “Don’t you? Yes you do. Yes you do!”
Alex studied the kitten for a moment. Its black fur didn’t seem matted or unkempt, it didn’t look as if it were malnourished or sick in any way, and if good health was determined by loud meowing then it was certainly very well. He frowned.
“What if it already has a home?” he asked Willie.
Willie took the kitten back, holding it in his arms protectively. “If she had a home she wouldn’t be out in the middle of nowhere in the freezing cold! Look at her, she’s shivering.”
It was true. Alex had felt the little cat shivering when he’d been holding her. Willie had her clutched close to his chest, his hands cupped tightly around her, gently stroking her head and face. It was an adorable sight to see, Alex had to admit.
“She’s all alone, Alex,” Willie said. “I can give her a home!”
“What will Caleb say when you bring a random kitten back to the Hollywood Ghost Club?” he said, a desperate last-ditch attempt to get Willie to consider that maybe this wasn’t the best idea in the world. “In the past month you’ve brought back an injured bird, a mouse, and that cool snail you found. I don’t think he wants the club turning into a zoo.”
“Caleb won’t find out, he never has done in the past,” Willie returned off-handedly, waving a dismissive hand. “Well, that’s not strictly true. He did find out about my goldfish, but I wasn’t that attached to it anyway.”
Alex knew that was a lie. When Caleb had found out about Fluffy (yes, that had been the name of Willie’s pet goldfish) he had scolded Willie for not asking him first and then flushed it down the toilet. Willie had cried for three days and then made Alex and all their friends attend a funeral.
“I just don’t want you to get attached and then be upset if it doesn’t work out,” Alex said gently.
Willie’s smile softened. “Thank you, hotdog. I appreciate that you’re concerned. But I can’t leave her out here by herself!”
Alex sighed haggardly. Fine. It was fine. If Willie wanted to keep the kitten then Alex didn’t think he had any power to stop him at all. He stepped closer to Willie and stroked the kitten’s head with one finger; she purred delightedly.
“Alright,” he said. It was almost worth it to see the way Willie’s face lit up. “If you’re sure.”
“You’ll be my co-parent, right?” Willie asked.
Alex huffed a laugh. “Sure. What are you going to name her?”
“Hmm... I think I’ll call her Dog.”
“No,” Alex said, shaking his head and taking a step back. “As co-owner of this kitten I absolutely refuse to let you name her Dog. That’s a ridiculous name for a cat.”
Willie laughed brightly. “Fine, fine. What about Hotdog?”
“That’s me!” Alex protested.
“And you really don’t like that nickname,” Willie countered.
“But you still call me it. You can’t have two hotdogs, that’s greedy.”
“What do you suggest then?” Willie asked, smiling both fondly and exasperatedly.
Alex thought for a moment. The kitten was very vocal, very sweet, very soft. His natural inclination was to call her Julie, but he’d just said he wouldn’t name it after himself and he couldn’t be hypocritical by naming it after somebody else they knew. So he thought a little harder, mentally ran through a list of classic cat names and suggested one to Willie at random.
“Luna?” he offered.
At the name, the kitten meowed. Willie kissed the top of her head and then beamed at Alex.
“I think she likes it,” he said. “And I think it’s perfect. Little Luna it is.”
The two of them, Luna still cupped in Willie’s hands, finally began walking again. Alex hadn’t expected the romantic evening stroll he’d planned to turn into a rescue mission after Willie had heard mewing coming from up a tree, but it had still been a lovely evening. Besides, Alex had got to see both Willie scaling a tree with agility and speed (which was incredibly attractive) and Willie cradling a kitten like it was all he cared about (which was also incredibly attractive).
Alex dropped Willie off at the Hollywood Ghost Club. He kissed him goodbye, and gave Luna a pat on the head. Both his boyfriend and his cat seemed very pleased with the goodbyes they received. Willie poofed himself and Luna into the Hollywood Ghost Club and Alex poofed himself back to the studio.
*
As a ghost, Alex didn’t really need sleep, but he enjoyed pretending. Maybe it wasn’t really necessary, but closing his eyes and lying still for eight hours underneath a weighted blanket let him switch off for a bit, release some stress and relax somewhat.
That night, it appeared somebody else had other plans.
Willie poofed into the loft of the studio (where Alex had claimed his bedroom) and shook Alex.
“Bro,” he was whispering. “You’ve gotta come see this.”
Alex groaned. “What is it?”
“Just come with me, it’s great, I promise!”
Despite the fact that all Alex wanted to do was get some not-really-sleep, he still couldn’t say no to Willie, so he held tightly to his boyfriend’s hand and let him poof the both of them out of the studio.
They arrived in a room which took Alex far too long to realise was Willie’s room at the Hollywood Ghost Club, partially because it wasn’t safe for Alex (or any of the guys) to be there so he didn’t visit too often, and partly because it had been absolutely transformed.
“You’ve been busy,” Alex said, glancing around the room and then to his boyfriend.
Willie shrugged, grinning with both pride and mischief in his eyes. “She deserves the best.”
The room had practically been turned into a cat sanctuary. There were multiple cat trees and climbing frames of different sizes and colours, tunnels spanning the entirety of the floor for Luna to run through, what seemed like thousands of balls and bells and toy mice, three food bowls, a litter tray, and an enormous cat bed. In the centre of the bed, snoozing soundly, was little Luna.
“Did you pay for any of this stuff?” Alex asked.
“I left a few hundred dollars in the register.”
“You spent a few hundred dollars on this stuff?!”
Willie beamed. “Yep. Come on, I’ll show you what I brought you here for.”
As they stepped over the maze of tunnels Willie had set up, hand in hand, Alex muttered, “I can’t believe you don’t think Caleb is going to find out about this.”
Willie just laughed and squeezed Alex’s hand.
They came up beside the giant bed and Luna napping on it. Upon closer inspection, the bed was made of crimson velvet and if Alex wasn’t mistaken it was also memory foam. Luna was purring as she slept, her tiny body moving up and down as she breathed gently.
“What am I meant to be looking at?” Alex whispered, not wanting to wake the kitten.
Willie pointed at Luna, smiling. “Look how cute she is.”
Alex looked at her. Yes, she was adorable.
“She is,” he said. “Is that all you brought me here for? To look at your cat?”
“Our cat,” Willie corrected. “And yes.”
Alex huffed a fond, exasperated, tired laugh and pulled Willie into a hug. He felt Willie’s smile against his neck and held on that little bit tighter.
“You’re mad,” Alex whispered. “And I love you.”
He felt Willie’s whole body move as he giggled. “I love you too, hotdog. And our daughter.”
“Please don’t start calling her our daughter.”
“But she is!”
“She’s not.”
Despite the fact that he really should not have been in the Hollywood Ghost Club, Alex stayed there in Willie’s room for another three hours, talking and laughing and kissing while Luna was asleep, and playing with her once she woke up. And if Alex did end up calling her his ‘little girl’ once or twice, Willie didn’t say anything.
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