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#a damn badass valkyrie
malleusthehammer · 8 months
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Hi. Can you make a fic/headcannon with Tesla that has a s/o that is a badass with anger issues. Tesla would always give her migranes with the shenanigans that he does. She would pull Tesla from the scruff of his shirt, and pull him out, telling him he is done.
Thx in advance
Absolutely!! i have been dying to write for Tesla!! >:3 i really hope you enjoy!!
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Tesla with a Badass!Reader!! Warnings: Yelling? Type: Drabble!!
Tesla has always been one to get on your nerves. But who were you not to love him? Hes just a silly guy!! Any time he has a new idea for any experiment, h runs around without you knowing. He knows how mad you can get if you find him putting himself in danger. It sent a shiver down his spine at the thought of you picking him up and shaking some sense into him.
This time, he thought about actually trying to start out his Gematria Zone. You had kept a keen eye on him lately, along with his science buddies. You knew he was up to something just by the way he kept distancing himself from you.
It was quite the normal day in the lab, Tesla was writing on the chalkboard while Edison followed closely with a notepad and quick fingers. The other scientist fiddled with their own mess, drabbling in their own fields.
You could hear the jabber between the men, only barely overridden by the buzz of some electric things that you had no clue how they worked. You never minded letting Tesla have his own days with his men, but he always promised to tell you what he was doing that day. Somehow, he had bribed you into going out for the day with some of the other females and valkyries in Valhalla. You knew it was was risky, considering that your boyfriend was one of the most famous scientists.
You let it slide, calming down and hanging out with your girls. The date was going just wonderfully! Goll was talking your ear off about something she had learned about Jack the Ripper, and Brunhilde was just letting her jabber. The three of you walked the halls gently, hearing the other people laugh and banter about. A party was in a few days, commemorating all the gods and those who made it Valhalla. All was swell till your phone dinged.
"Hey, [your name], I think you should head back, Teslas getting out of control"
Your eyes widened at the sight of the text. Sure, Edison texted you here and there, but it was only flirtatious comments. This mustve been serious.
"Hey- i gotta run. Its Tesla."
Goll cocked her head slightly as brunhilde sighed and waved a shoo hand at you. You waved to them before darting down the hall, slamming doors open and running through room after room to make it back to the observatory. Once you made it, you slammed the door open, huffing and puffing.
All the scientists dropped what they were doing with shocked and scared faces. They knew what was up. A few pointed at Tesla as he continued to fiddle with a bunch of wires, sparking everywhere
"Nikola. Tesla."
Your voice rung out in the large room, causing him to turn swiftly around and see who called him. His face lit up and he smiled, taking off his gloves.
"My Darli-"
"Dont play dumb with me now, Tes.."
His eyes slightly widened as he watched you walk towards him. He was tall, but you were MUCH taller. You swiftly grabbed him by the back of his shirt and coat, holding him up like a mother dog would her puppies. He smiled weakly as his feet dangled off the ground .
"D-Dear, no need to be rash-!"
"No. I told you, I cant trust you around your own damn experiments."
Edison was giggling in the corner, covering his mouth with his hand. You shot a deathly glare at him and he immediately stopped. All the other scientist along with Edison backed up.
"C'mon.. were going home."
"B-but my Gematria Dome!''
"NO! Youre done!"
And with that you tossed him over your shoulder, and walked out the room. After walking for a while, you sat him down and sighed.
"im sorry for yelling at you, Tes.."
Tesla chuckled and shook his head.
"oh nono, you were just saving me from my own death, my dear.. thank you.."
GRAAAAAA okay lowkey i did not intend for this to be so long. But i really really hope you enjoyed this!! Its my first real time writing for Tesla, so i hope its to your standards!!!
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uncommon-etc · 2 years
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To follow up with a more positive post from my ‘top 5 dumbest criticisms debunked’ here’s a list of adorable and well-thought-out details from Thor: Love and Thunder, which, while not that difficult to spot, I appreciated even more the second time round.
- The costume department made Tessa Thompson at least four different perfectly tailored suits for approximately eight seconds of footage. Was it a waste of fabric? Absolutely not.
- Jane isn’t just a sci-fi nerd for reeling off films that explain wormholes well, her Halloween costume in the montage is Ash from Alien, post chest-burster scene.
- Thor has Nick Fury’s contact saved to his phone as ‘Nick Furry’ which will never not be funny to me.
- Was giving Dwayne a mustache when Kronans have absolutely no capacity to grow facial-hair an absolutely ridiculous decision that some poor vfx artist should have been sacked over? Absolutely. But it was also a really nice callback to Taika’s childhood Freddie Mercury obsession, so jot that down.
- That poor guy who got hit in the face when a certain cape was flung for dramatic emphasis has my sympathies.
- The little broken heart next to Thor’s ‘RIP Loki’ tattoo was hilarious and tragic at the same time.
- It was definitely ‘bring your daughter to work day’ on set, I’ve already seen plenty of people remarking on the adorableness of Chris Hemsworth’s kidlet, but both of Taika’s daughters were among the stolen Asgardian kids and were apparently really mean to Christian Bale.
- Despite having all the trappings of a family-friendly film you get multiple ‘oh shit’ lines, though it feels entirely appropriate to the tone of the scenes, there are also at least two references to a mass orgy held on a regular basis in Omnipotent City.
- All of the snacks in the vending machine Thor breaks are region-appropriate, which pleased me as someone who grew up only getting to eat that stuff in Finland or on family trips to IKEA and ngl, if I was having to pay like 2-3 euros for a pack of Marabou or some salmiakki, and I had super-strength, I’d probably just smash the thing too.   
- Glad to see independent theatre is still thriving in New Asgard, but the irony of Valkyrie being very done with the two actors while wearing a Phantom of the Opera t-shirt was not lost on me. Her being a closet theatre-kid seems pretty on-brand. 
- Sif still being a badass sword-fighter with only one arm (why is that such a common injury in the MCU?)
- Idk why, but the scene on the boat where the straight half of the crew are outside doing straight things while Korg and Valkyrie are propping up the bar, drinking and discussing being gay felt... weirdly relatable. If that isn’t how you and your friends end up at the tail-end of a house-party don’t @ me.
- It seemed a really odd choice at first to have a film with three semi-sentient weapons that have their own personalities and a fourth that’s just kind of there, but in hindsight it’s also hilarious. Stormbreaker’s got beef with Thor and Mjolnir and the Necrosword parallel each other beautifully (both are slowly killing the person that wields them, but the motives are polar opposites) so I kept waiting for the thunderbolt to have some whole hidden agenda of its own, but no, it was the only cool-looking god-level weapon that was... just a weapon.
I’ll probably think of more to add, because I love this film so damn much, but feel free to chip in if there’s any obvious ones I’ve forgotten.
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sorcerous-caress · 4 months
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You mentioned in their good ending Sol becomes a fighter with sexy chain mail. Look up Seiros vs Nemesis fire emblem, that's what I see Sol looking like in that scenario.
-githzerai anon
I watched it and damn that sword whip weapon was cool af, and how that women outsmarted it easily by dropping her weapon.
Also which one of their outfits did you intend for Sol?
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Honestly, both work pretty well! I kinda prefer the one the man is wearing because it looks really badass. But the woman's reminds me of a valkyrie type fighter, and that's the vibe I want Sol to have.
Both options are surprisingly more modest than what I had in mind. I was thinking something like the shieldbreaker from Darkest Dungeon. I want Sol's clothes to be inspired by Arabic culture and Middle Eastern clothes. Be light and show they clearly belong to a different climate. I want to put an emphasis on yellow golds as a stable in their clothes or jewellery.
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But I love your options too! Honestly it's just fun to imagine OCs in cute little outfits for war and hear other people suggest their own ideas <3
Do you have any outfits for Khal'ian?
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Your touch sends a jolt through my body
Soft flutter in a beating heart,
Long since resigned to banality.
Tenderness?
Hope?
What are these ancient forces,
So long forgotten.
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Your laughter is like a drug,
Mainlined into my heart.
I'd do anything to see you smile,
Even when I'm tired,
Broken,
On the edge of void.
Such a delicate thing as your joy,
Is enough.
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And that passion.
Fury and desire,
A valkyrie, a goddess,
Beautiful in action,
A badass.
Damn.
That fire that burns inside of you,
Fueling the drive,
Drives me wild.
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You stun me while fueling me,
You floor me while you make
My heart soar.
You are everything,
And I demand of myself a strength,
Necessary to facilitate happiness.
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You.
Someday I'll find you.
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noircisaint · 11 months
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"Woooooah! Hey girl, you've got some amazing outfit choice! Like, damn!" A wide eyed little Valkyrie seemed to be peering Jeanne over, dancing from foot to foot as she quickly circled the avenger in a wide grinned joy
"Like, you're this badass biker, punk rock chick! And it does you well!" Kiana is just admiring, don't mind her, she's a total harmless joy, we promise! ― @stalwartembers​
⠀⠀            corner of the lip twitched at the voice speaking so directly at her, at a bothersome volume too. no type of person was worst to be mingled with then the chipper types. ❝ t ... thanks. however, would you mind being less loud. i was thinking of something, and you made me lose my entire train of thought. ❞
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⠀⠀            a solid lie, and a practiced smile. it was an attempt to get the other to leave her as soon as possible.
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hxroic-wxlls · 3 months
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“ Alright so…that was badass. Like, really badass. Seriously, taking this huge ass ship and turning it into something of your own by combining with it something straight out of a Mecha anime… Buuuut, I don’t think any of the other folks here on the Hyperion appreciate the whole ‘hijacking’ thing, especially since it rewrote all the controls and functions… So, is there any way to turn it back to normal? “
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“ Um, not as far as I know? Anything I took control of with Lagann tends to stay that way, afterwards. “
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“ Huh…well, damn. Ugh, the higher ups are gonna give me so much shit for this… Guess you’re gonna have to stick around, drill boy. So welcome to the Valkyrie crew on this new Hyperion. “ Said the ship’s ‘previous’ captain.
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“ What’s a Valkyrie? “
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Ho Ho Ho! I hope you are having a great week so far! I'm getting cooking on the premise of your fic, and I'm really excited about all the ideas I have. Your answers have given me lots of good inspo! I just have a few more questions for now:
Besides Feysand, any characters that you love and would potentially like to see? I know you mentioned loving found family.
On the flip side, any characters that you aren't a fan of?
I'm completely with you on the premise of silver flames, tbh! so much of the premise didn't sense and I felt like it was a disservice to pretty much every character - but I love that it gave us the valkyries as a trio.
And omg I don't know how I've never really considered it but you're absolutely correct about rewrite the stars. the vibes???? immaculate for acomaf-era feysand.
while we're on the subject, any other good songs you've been listening to lately that I should hear?
Have a great Halloween! Are you doing anything fun?
Hi Santa! 🥰
Omg you make me so excited! I can’t wait! 💕
1) I’d love to see Az and Gwyn? I don’t know if you like Elriel or Gwynriel. I’m a Gwynriel girlie. But even if Gwyn and Az aren’t endgame, I think they are could at least be good friends! To me, Gwyn is so innocent and full of energy. I like the way she doesn’t shy from a challenge! Like her making Az the new ribbon after he said they hadn’t thought of a prize because they didn’t think the Valkyries could fulfill the challenge?? And then her beating a total badass!!! 💕 I loooove her. And I like the energy they both bring!
Aside from them? Obviii Nesta and Cassian!
2) I think the only person I’m not a fan of is like Tamlin, Vassa, and Jurian? I’m an inner circle / Valkyrie girlie 😂
As for the song? I don’t think anything fits as perfectly as ReWrite the Stars 🥰 Buuuut off the top of my head, maybe Mastermind by Taylor Swift? Except I think that’s from a female? But for the sake of this exercise, let’s say it’s Rhysand’s 😂 CAUSE DAMN. That boy was setting things up from the MOMENT they met. Well, actually, before then! But you know what I mean!
For Halloween I’m not doing anything special this year unfortunately! Just watching Disney spooky movies! (Cause I’m a chicken and can’t watch anything too scary 😂)
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silverjetsystm · 7 months
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send 🖤 and my character will answer about yours. | Accepting!
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attractiveness:
repulsive / hideous / ugly / not attractive / unappealing / not unattractive / meh / no preference / ok / mildly attractive / nice looking / cute / adorable / attractive / pleasant on the eyes / good looking / hot / sexy / beautiful / gorgeous / hot damn / would tap that / perfect / godlike / holy fuck there are no words.
personality:
grating / irritating / frustrating / boring / confusing at best / awkward / unreasonable / psychotic / disturbing / interesting / engaging / affectionate / aggressive / ambitious / anxious / artistic / bad tempered / bossy / charismatic / appealing / unappealing / creative / courageous / dependable / unreliable / unpredictable / predictable / devious / dim / extroverted / introverted / egotistical / gregarious / fabulous / impulsive / intelligent / sympathetic / talkative / up beat / peaceful / calming / badass / flexible.
how likely they would have sex with them:
not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending / fuck no! / never / no way / not likely / not sure / indifferent / I’m asexual / maybe / probably / it depends / fairly likely / likely / yeah sure / yes / would tap that / hell yes / fuck yes! / wishing that could happen right now / as many times as possible / we are already having sex.
level of friendship:
never in a million years / worst of enemies / enemies / rivals / indifferent / neutral / acquaintance / friendly toward each other / casual friends / friends / good friends / best friends / fuck buddies / bosom buddies / practically the same person / would die for them / true friends / my only friend.
first impression of them:
i hate them so much / i don’t like them / i don’t trust them / they annoy me / they’re weird / I’m indifferent / meh / they seem alright / they’re growing on me / truce / I think I like them / I like them / I’m not sure if I trust them / I trust them / they’re cool / they’re genuine / I think we’re going to get along / I really like them / I think I’m in love / oh fuck they’re hot / I love them.
[//first impression for now!! I think M.oon K.night would first respect and admire Valkyrie for her loyalty, bravery, and fighting skills.]
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for @valkxrie
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WOW.. I really don't know how else to begin this review. This book was simply beautiful. I knew there would be a lot to handle in this story, and I was ready for it all. To be honest, Nesta hasn't always been my favorite... but this really made me see her in a different light. Being able to see inside her head and get a better understanding of her actions due to her pain and trauma.. while at times hard to read.. really showed how complex she is. Cassian, our wonderful General, was no different. I already knew I liked him, and getting the taste of his POV in ACOFAS made me want more. The way he truly saw Nesta, even through all her bad habits and trauma, saw all that she was and by stuck by her side? Cauldron, this man is so damn perfect. Also, don't get me started on our Valkyries, I could talk for hours. I didn't realize how much I needed to see a badass trio of women altogether until we saw Nesta, Emerie, and Gwyn kicking ass. I also really enjoyed how from Nesta's POV we got a closer look at outright battle and the techniques, which made me even more awed at SAM'S detail. Overall, I'd rate this book as a masterpiece. The raw emotion and intensity of it all were so perfect. I couldn't put the book down. I know it'll be a while before the next book, but I'm really anticipating it. To see how the outcomes of this book play out further..for better or worse.
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ladyylesbian · 2 years
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🗡 Scott
🧡 Natasha
💖 Bucky
🗡- Badass headcanon
scott: that he can out run any authority
🧡- Everyone I ship with this character
natasha: oh damn uhh wanda, valkyrie, and another random widow
💖- Happy headcanon
bucky: he makes pottery every weekend with someone new. an old friend or a random stranger he invited along
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Be strong, hit stuff, and get yourself some cool-looking scars along the way.
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ganedikt · 5 years
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My Coloring of Valkyrie from Chapter 46
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astaroth1357 · 3 years
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The MC is a Valkyrie
Demigod MC Series: Intro
Greek: Aphrodite, Hermes, Hades, Dionysus, Demeter, Athena, Hades Pt. 2, Poseidon, Ares, Hestia, Nyx
Norse: Valkyrie
A bit of a change of pace this time! No worries, I'm not done with the Greeks or anything. I just had this idea and wanted to get it out. 
Valkyries aren't really demigods, but are a part of Norse myth as the minor divinities that help choose and deliver fallen warriors to Valhalla to join the ranks of the einherjar (the souls who will fight when Ragnarok comes). Valkyries are depicted as women who are fierce warriors in their own right. Despite their place as the gatekeepers of the Chosen, they've been said to sometimes take heroes and mortals as lovers or take residence in Midgard posing as daughters of royals/nobility. 
Lucifer 
At first, they thought they grabbed an heiress - which would have been bad enough - but then the MC grew wings, drew a spear, and asked who among them wanted a glorious death...
How hard is it to find ONE damn human on Earth? Isn't that realm supposed to be full of them??
Diavolo was thankfully able to talk their winged friend down from skewering Asmo and accepting the exchange on behalf of the human wo-… Midgard. 
Living with a Valkyrie is different for sure. The MC is a proud woman who takes her role very seriously and she's seemingly deemed him and his brothers as candidates for einherjar (despite being demons).
He's tried many, many times to explain to her that they're not interested, but she's unconvinced. Now the MC watches his brothers like a hawk waiting to cart one of them off to Valhalla! Any mortal wound could be an excuse...
He's had to save Beel and Satan twice from getting dragged to that infernal palace… For whatever reason, she seems to have taken to them the most. Is it old Norse culture to favor the brash and strong? He has no idea...
At the very least, she knows better than to try to drag him into her little plans. Though he's sure he could qualify for the einherjar (obviously, why wouldn't he?) he has no interest in leaving his life here behind.
To think he'd actually have to put surveillance on his own brothers for their safety… But they're not going to get drafted into some ancient Norse war, not if he can help it.
Mammon 
She’s an heiress… An heiress!!
Well, her human world identity is an heiress to a well-respected (and rather magical) rich family but that still technically counts! She’s crazy loaded back there! He’s in love!!
The only problem is that in the Devildom she doesn’t have a cent.
… and the fact that she keeps trying to get him killed. That’s also a problem.
In a way, things are not as bad and exactly as bad as that sounds. The MC apparently wants him to go to Valhalla (dope) but she can’t just take him there… He technically has to die in some kind of “vallent battle” first.
Her solution? Pick fights with nearly anything that moves and drag him into it!
Honestly, it’s pretty annoying… Sometimes he just wants to have a fun night out without getting into a barfight, you know??
At least the MC can handle herself… Hell, he was her "babysitter" but she barely even needed him. A lesser demon once made the bad idea of trying to cup her ass and lost a hand for his trouble…
Though, what this amounts to is the MC starting something then fighting alongside him like back-to-back badasses while looking for any excuse to scoop him up and fly him to Asgard!
Why does he put up with this? Well for starters human world rich is still rich, all he has to do is get himself a portal then he's living the high life! And secondly, well… what's the harm?
Sure, she technically wants him dead but he's the secondborn! The list of people who can take him down is so slim that it's not like he's in any danger. She even fights with him so things are a piece of cake!
Is this a case where he's 100% more forgiving because she's rich? Yes. Absolutely. But a golddigger's gotta eat somehow, right?
Leviathan 
Is it weird to be jealous over someone not wanting you to die...?
Okay, that's an oversimplification but Levi can’t help but feel snubbed that the MC doesn’t have any interest in taking him to Asgard. Like, none! And why not??
He’s strong! He’s tough! He’s part snake too! Don’t the Nords have a thing about that? Like, there’s a giant snake they’re all worried about?? Maybe he could communicate with it!
Logically, Levi knows that he really shouldn’t press her on this… MC is pretty much a Grim Reaper with a Norse coat of paint and Asgard doesn’t really sound like his speed. No anime, no video games, not even cable! It’s just eat, train, and drink all day… Ew.
But still… What makes him an odd one out? 
At best, she just knows he wouldn't be happy there. At worst, she's underestimating his skill… or maybe she's gauged him just right? He's always known he was weak!! 😫
Oh well... at least she's not a bore to be around. Far from it. She treats EVERYTHING like a life or death trial - he's pretty sure that if he challenged her to rock, paper, scissors she'd commend him for his bravery and swear on her sisters that she won't lose.
He once made the mistake of inviting her and Simeon for a game of Devil Party and they both got so into it that they nearly had a duel to the death as a tiebreaker… 
Thank Devil that the game had a pre-programmed minigame for that kind of thing… It would have gotten messy otherwise.
Well, even if his other brothers go to Asgard, he can just chill out here with Lucifer and Asmo… right…? Actually, no, that sounds horrible! MC, he changes his mind!! Take him too!!! 😭
Satan 
How many times does he have to say that he doesn’t want to go to Asgard?!?
Well, okay that’s not entirely true. Out of scientific curiosity, seeing the godly realm of the old Nords would be fascinating but he doesn’t want to stay, which the MC seems to have trouble understanding…
He’s not even sure why she's singled him out for einherjar status… Any one of his brothers are powerful beings in their own right and he’s not particularly, uh, “even-tempered” himself...
His best guess is she saw him wipe out a handful of lesser demons at some point and declared him Ragnarok material. He always ends up throwing around at least three of those idiots a week so checks out… 
If he's being honest, her very existence raises so many questions… Does this mean that Ragnarok is real? Will the human world be swallowed up by the sea? Will the gods of Asgard fight and die as a new world is established? When??
Unfortunately, the MC won't tell him when it all will come to pass (he suspects even she doesn't know) just that Loki will trigger it… Someone keep tabs on that guy.
Until then, he just has to put up with her attempts to convince him but his patience is wearing thin… He's pretty sure he threw a bookshelf at her once but she caught it anyway so yeah...
He did challenge her to a proper duel too but… well let's say she's a Valkyrie for a reason and leave it at that. (Being saved by Lucifer was so humiliating… He's done here, move on already!!)
Asmodeus
First things first, she's gorgeous. Beautiful! Divine! (Literally 🤭)
Now that that's out of the way… She may also have a screw or two loose.
Like, he gets it. She's a Valkyrie and snapping up strong souls is her thing but come on… Mammon? Really? Why would he get into Valhalla instead of him, huh??
Why can't he get to go to the beautiful afterlife of the old Norse with all their strapping warriors, lovely maidens, and endless partying?? It's not fair!!
Ugh… and now she's got him sounding like LEVI! How frustrating…
Well, it may not be that bad. According to MC, he'd have to do battle training in Valhalla and that wouldn't really agree with his beauty routine. Like dirt, sweat, blood, and muscles? No thanks! Not for him.
He asked MC if he could get some kind of pass, but no dice… Maybe he could still convince her to let him vacation there… Or go for a visit? Just one? Surely that couldn't be so bad right?? He's heard that Thor looks NOTHING like people think he does and he's so curious!!
The closest he's ever gotten was challenging the MC to a fashion contest for a visit, but he dropped that idea quick when she proposed that they somehow include a wrestling match in the dressing room (and he knows she didn't mean the fun kind...)
As much as he'd love to get skin-to-skin with MC, the idea of getting locked in a chokehold was less appealing for some reason. 🤔
Ah well, he'll just have to make due admiring her wonderful body clothed for the time being… There's something to be said about muscular ladies, no?
Beelzebub 
So she’s almost convinced him to join the einherjar like twice now…
He’s not the best at making decisions when he’s hungry and the MC keeps hyping up the food… Apparently it’s really good up there and MC says that she’s never seen an empty platter... Just thinking about it makes his stomach do backflips.
Thankfully for him, Lucifer usually steps in before Beel can sign his soul away and reminds him that he can’t just abandon the family for a meal, even if it is a feast.
You'd think he'd be annoyed but Beel isn't really bothered by her habit of trying to bring everyone to Asgard. At least not on a personal level.
Like Lucifer, he doesn't want to see his family broken up so he'd rather she wouldn't… But she's a Valkyrie right? It's what she does. It's not like she can help it.
In a weird way, he also thinks she means well. She just respects them and wants them to have a good afterlife. It would be kind of sweet if they didn't have to die for it first…
If he's being honest, he's not that worried about it anyway. His family is pretty tough, not a lot in the Devildom can take them down. As long as they're careful, everybody should be alright. 🙂
Maybe he could get MC to make some Valhallan food for them in the Devildom… Or he could get one of those immortality apples?? Though those would extend his life wouldn't they…? Oh well...
Belphegor 
Belphie's attempt to kill the MC went something like this:
Belphie: *switches to his demon form* "I can't believe you actually trusted me!"
MC: *blinks* "Oh. So you want to challenge me then?"
Belphie: "What?"
MC: "Ah, now I see! You want to fight to prove your valor then die by my hand??"
Belphie: "What are yo-??"
MC: *summons wings and golden spear* "I like your spunk, demon!! Fight me with all you have and perhaps I'll take you to Valhalla! May you join us in our fight as a brother!!"
Belphie: "What the hell are you talking about!?!"
To his credit, he put up a good fight and probably would have gotten into Asgard if Lucifer hadn't intervened to save his life.
It can be said that the MC's Valkyrie-hood took Belphie completely by surprise. Sure, he thought she was a little weird for a "human" but challenging him to a duel to the death? That came out of nowhere!
His uneasiness about her only grew after he found out that she's been literally trying to get Beel killed! How in the world were his brothers so relaxed about this?? She's insane!!
So say what you will about the MC, but she's managed to do the impossible. She got Lucifer and Belphie to make up and work together on something! (i.e. making sure she doesn't send them all to their deaths)
Between Lucifer monitoring his brothers and Belphie watching the MC, they'll keep everybody in the Devildom where they belong. That's a promise!
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yourstruly-caycay · 3 years
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My first and throughout the story impression with Record of Ragnarok's character.
Shiva: he's giving me a playboy vibe, at first I thought that he might have a lot of girlfriend, and I ALMOST guess it right.
Aphrodite: My gosh, she's damn hot and so pretty.
Brunhilde: badass, I absolutely like her immediately at first chapter.
Goll: at first she's kinda annoying to me, but I'm used to it and come to like her as I'm slowly symphatize for her just because her relationship with other valkyries and Heracles.
Adam: he's so cute, I thought that his backstory will accurately follow the Bible, but I guess it's not 100 percent accurate. manga Adam and Eve is a best couple. 😏✋
Poseidon: *in love in first sight, blushing so hard, have a nosebleed, and die of nosebleed* repeat the cycle everytime I see him.
Lu bu: Scary but badass person, I don't really have any word for him, but he's an underrated character and I like him so much especially his comrade.
Heracles: what a kind-heart person, I love him imediately too and out of all the characters in ror, he's probably someone that I can get along very well. (I want to be his friend)
Thor: Erza Scarlet but buffer and more badass, at first I see him as a scary person; but during tournament, it's actually hard for me to choose which one that I should root for. Then I simp for him as time pass by.
Zeus: "Netero, is that you?" His younger self is also hot too.
Jack the ripper: I already have a feeling that he'll be my favorite character, my first impression toward him is...  nothing at all, but soon enough I enjoy his figure and in the end I like him, I even cry at the end of tournament. yea yea, I’m a crybaby okay
Raiden: he's fun character and didn't really expect him to be giving more playboy vibe than Shiva. I also have a hard time choosing which one should I root for, it also sadden me when I look at his parent’s reaction at the very last tournament.
Sasaki Kojiro: he has become my favorite character in a few minute; after Adam vs Zeus fight, I feel quite down at the first beginning of Poseidon vs Kojiro. But at the half of tournament, I have a hope once again for Kojiro to survive.
Buddha: I like his design and he is so chill, he is one of the character who I probably can have a chill with. And throughout the battle, it make me love him more. 
Zerofuku: his past-self is a definition of cinnamon bun, Until now, I am still irritate with how ungrateful the human is. and funny enough, his present-self sure still remind me of cinnamon bun, but it gives dark aura and hotter.
Hermes: I almost mistaken him for Sebastian from Black Butler, but he sure is giving me a Black Butler vibe. He’s a fine character and also a chill guy.
Ares: I don’t know why, but his design is pretty funny to me, I don’t even know why he drink in a small cup which I also find it funny too, for now I guess he’s pretty much just watching the tournament so I don’t know what to say for him.
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my thoughts when I read the bonus chapter for the first time
omfg there’s a bonus chapter why don’t I have this
damn ok azriel pov
I swear to fucking god I did not spend 15 minutes trying to find this damn thing to read about fucking elain and azriel
a rose necklace? I mean if i was her I would throw that shit right back in his face but cool ig
I do not like where this is going. I just read 700 pages of nessian smut I don’t need more.
we get it ur horny can u stfu about ur cock now
da fuck I am uncomfortable with the energy we have created in this room
our lord and savior rhysie, he’s really out here doing gods work and saving me from gouging my eyes out
azriel, sweetie, you might want to dial it back on the entitlement. it’s not a cute look
HOLD UP
WAIT A MINUTE
IS THAT OUR FAVORITE READHEAD BADASS VALKYRIE LOVE OF MY LIFE MISS GWYNETH BERDARA
I knew it, I wasn’t just making shit up they are going to be endgame
LMFAO she just called him a child. sassy gwyn sassy gwyn sassy gwyn
AZRIEL SINGS. GWYNETH SINGS. SOULMATES
gwyn and her two ribbons.
cute teaching moment
HIS SHADOWS LOVE HER THEY ARE PERFECT STOP IT IM FANGIRLING SO HARD
no no no stop it I want more do not leave azriel
WHO WON THE SNOW BALL FIGHT. these are the questions we need to be asking. my bets on rhysie. azriel lost. cassians high on the mating bond. it’s gotta be rhysie.
hold up it’s not over, where we going with this bud.
oh I see you ok clotho make that appearance
he’s giving the necklace to gwyn. i’m sensing that this decision is going to bite him in the ass.
AZRIEL THINKING ABOUT GWYNS SMILE IS THE ABSOLUTE CUTEST THING TO EVER EXIST.
UM HELLO MATING BOND I SEE YOU 👀
sjm tryna trick us with the beginning only to be like sike
shit that was a roller coaster of emotions
I feel like I should be given a reward for getting through the first few pages because damn if I rolled my eyes one more time I was gonna pass out
gwynriel supremacy anyways✋🙄
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Here
For
This
SELKIE TONY!
Who is so excited to call Bucky his husband it's adorable. A tad naive and excited Tony is my favorite one and you manage to draw me in every time.
SIREN PEPPER!
Badass as always, I can really see her flirting with Valkyrie in this one. Idk. Just a vibe I got.
CONFUSED, ADORABLE BUCKY!
Who is nevertheless gentlemanly enough to be like nope I'm too drunk. I really want you but if I can't follow what you're saying then I must be drunk.
BABIE PETER!
Baby Peter on a boat singing sea shanties and Bucky secretly doting on him. Yes yes gimme gimme gimme.
SAM WHOS BOTH OGGLING TASHA AND CLINT (because he damn well should and y'all know it.)
CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHERE THIS GOES.
Also I'll have you know that sea shanty is going on repeat.
Aight.
See you next chapter.
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I was absolutely not prepared for that Soft AF Seb Stan gif
Whew
Warn a gal.
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