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destourtereaux · 3 years

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treat you better - cedric diggory/harry potter x fem!reader (part one)

summary: after a month of hints, you and hermione have given up on trying to get ron and harry to ask you two to the yule ball. but nothing sparks action like a little competition... from none other than hogwarts golden boy, cedric diggory.

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word count: 1.5k

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warnings: literally nothing, super fluffy, some jealousy

read the next 3 parts: 2, 3, 4

a/n: hi everyone! this series will likely be in two parts, and it'll follow the love triangle of cedric, y/n, and harry. it's also my first time writing ced, so hope you enjoy and pls reblog to support! (dannie this is for u @ur-local-reality-shifter ced would love ya)

“Boys!” Hermione exclaims, throwing her hand up, and you can’t help but agree. “They’re just so -- so --”

“Daft? Infuriating? Excrutiatingly unobservant?” you offered.

Hermione smiles a little at this, “all three.”

The two of you had been dropping hints left and right about the Yule Ball to Harry and Ron for the past month, trying to get them to ask you and Hermione to go. But it was all in vain, you should’ve known those two dimwits wouldn’t realize…

“Remind me again why we like them?” Hermione prompts, a sigh escaping her parted lips.

Your expression matches hers, full of disappointment, “I wish I could tell you, Mione, I really wish I could.”

“Well, desperate times call for desperate measures, do you think we should ask them ourselves??” the brunette asks.

You immediately freeze, “Oh Godric, no, I’m so bad at that. But you’re right, they’re never going to realize…” you groan, “say, we give them another week? And if they still haven’t asked us, we’ll take matters into our own hands.”

Hermione nods in agreement, and after a quick goodnight, you adjourn the emergency meeting and crawl into bed.

Little did you know, the universe had other plans.

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It had been a fun Herbology lesson, although rather peculiar; Professor Sprout had brought the class to Greenhouse 2 and showed them how to extract bubotuber pus. As a result, you were covered with dirt but satisfied with your work.

As you headed out the door and turned onto the stone corridor that encircled Hogwarts, chatting happily with Hermione, you heard footsteps approach from behind. Turning around, you see Cedric running up to you, his scarf blowing in the wind, a grin on his face.

“Y/N! Wait up! Can I ask you something?” he queries, catching up to you.

Hermione looks at you, and you tilt your head, perplexed. “Well, I’ll see you later, Mione.” She nods, waves at Cedric, and heads off to her next class.

“Hey Ced, what’s up?” you greet him with a smile. Cedric was definitely one of your favourite seventh years by far. You’d met on the first day of school when you had gotten lost and he helped lead you back to the common room. He was like that, always lending a helping hand to anyone who needed it, without the slightest ulter motive. And ever since then, you’d become good friends, occasionally hanging out in your respective common rooms and laughing while catching up. He’d never approached you right after a class though, so you were rather confused as to why he’d chosen to do so today.

“How are you, Y/N/N?” Ced asks when he’s caught his breath.

“I’m alright! Herbology was good today, but I might still need your help later; new essay,” you grin, knowing the Hufflepuff excelled at the subject.

Cedric nods, “Sure! You know I’m happy to help; but that’s not why I’m here. I actually wanted to know if you’d like to go to the Yule Ball with me?”

Your jaw drops as you struggle to recollect yourself. Of all the things he could have said, this was not what you had expected. As you start to come to your senses, you realize, would this be so bad? It was really hard to dislike Cedric, and you doubted anyone but the Slytherins did. He was so kind and smart, not to mention easy on the eyes too. It’s just that you’d never really thought about this.

Cedric misinterprets the silence, hastily adding, “Of course, it’s completely up to you, I don’t want to pressure you into anything, but I’d obviously love it if you said yes…”

“No, no! I’m so honoured that you’ve asked me, and you’re such a sweet person, but I need some time to decide, if that’s okay?” you answer warmly.

The boy looks relieved, lending you one of his charming smiles, “Yes, for sure, you can let me know whenever you’re ready. And Y/N, this isn’t a joke or anything, I’m honestly asking you, I think it’d be nice to go.”

You can’t help it as a blush blooms on your cheeks as you nod, unable to form another sentence.

“Right, so see you in the library this afternoon? I need some help with Arithmancy, and we can get cracking on the Herbology essay too,” Cedric finishes.

“Yep! I’ll see you there,” you smile, and wave goodbye to the tall boy. Then you shyly turn away from him and head on after Hermione.

The moment you’re sure you’re out of his sight, your brain goes into overdrive, and your strides become faster and faster until you’re almost running. Spotting familiar brown curls, you rush over to your best friend and everything spills out. “Hermioneithinkcedjusaskedmetotheballnisaididthinkaboutitbuticantreallythinkrightnow”

Hermione’s eyes widen and she pats you on the back. “Woah, calm down Y/N/N… what happened? Slowly, and in English please.”

You glare at her, and she laughs. “Cedric happened. He just asked me to the Yule Ball. In the corridor; after you left!! And I didn’t know what to say so I said I’d think about it but I still don’t know what to say after thinking about it. HELP!”

You watch as your best friend processes the information, brows lifting and mouth opening to form a perfect “o”.

“Y/N… Cedric just asked you to the Yule Ball?! And you said you’d think about it?!!!” She shouts, and you immediately muffle the sound by covering her mouth. “Right, sorry. I’ll be quiet but, WHAT?”

You shrug, as flabbergasted as she is.

“I think you should go for it. I mean, this is Cedric Diggory we’re talking about. Quidditch star, good student, overall great person, and one of your closest friends. Why wouldn’t you say yes?”

“Because, er, I mean when you put it that way…” you struggle feebly. And she was right, Ced was no doubt one of the most popular Hogwarts students, professors and students alike loved him, and he’d never failed to make you laugh or comfort you after a bad grade. “But… What about Harry?” you protested.

Hermione lends you a sympathetic look. “Y/N/N, Harry hasn’t picked up on our hints for a month now… if you keep on waiting for him, you won’t have a date. I know you like him, but maybe Cedric is the change that you need! If you won’t give him a chance, do it for me, we’re in the same boat here.”

You wince, thinking about Ron’s lack of observational skills. “Okay, Mione, we’ll see where this goes,” you agree, and your friend beams.

At 5pm, you headed down to the library for your study session with the Hufflepuff boy, your heart was hammering away in your chest, and you prayed it wasn’t showing on the outside.

As you spotted a familiar figure making its way towards your table, you immediately stood up, and sat back down again, not sure what to do.

“Hi Y/N, nice to see you again,” he smiles warmly, and that cements the choice you’ve made.

“Hey Ced, same here! I just wanted to say that I’ve thought about what you said, and my answer is yes, I’d love to go to the Yule Ball with you. Thank you for waiting,” you blurt out, and immediately turn a bright shade of red.

A huge grin lights up the boy's face and he quickly replies, "Oh my god, we’ll have so much fun together! You have no idea how long I've waited to hear you say that, Y/N; much, much longer than a day."

And before you can even begin to take in what he had just said, you two got back into the groove of studying, and it felt as if nothing had changed as you giggled at his little jokes and he high-fived you every time you got a question correct… almost.

The next morning, you went about your day as usual, eating breakfast at the Great Hall before heading down to the quidditch pitch for practice. It was a beautiful day out, and your team was performing incredibly well; it boosted all your moods when practice ended and your captain complimented everyone.

As you leave the pitch, you see Cedric approaching you again, and your heart speeds up.

“Y/N! I was wondering, if you’re free this afternoon, would you like to go to Hogsmeade with me? There’s a new restaurant there and we could get lunch.”

How could you resist that grin and those wavy golden locks of his? “I mean, I might be a little busy, y’know, hanging out with some other friends of mine,” you tease.

He picks up on the joke and joins in with a wink, “Mhm… as long as they aren’t boys, can’t have you stolen away before I get to properly date you.” As if on cue, he picks a flower from the grass and tucks it behind your ear, brushing aside a strand that had gotten onto your face.

You can’t help but smile. “Alright, maybe I’ll go with you,” you concede, and Cedric gives you a celebratory peck on the cheek. As he pulls back to look at you, an involuntary grin tugs the corners of his lips up; he'd never get tired of making you happy.

Unbeknownst to either of you, Hermione and two very familiar boys had caught the whole scene from the other side of the bleachers. Your best friend was absolutely delighted, seeing how kind and romantic Cedric was… but unlike Hermione, Harry was far from happy.

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lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks · 3 years

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If you ever do write for Dash, what direction would you go with him? What would his motivations be?

(I like seeing him as a closeted romantic who drinks the toxic masculinity kool-aid and Danny is his "favorite" because he has feelings for him and that just makes him more insecure and angry, but I don't think that would be fun for you)

oooh I feel like Dash very much fits into the category of someone who has been moulded by his expectations

canonically we know that he collects teddy bears, and has a tiny dog named uhhh Pooky? I think? he's clearly got a soft side that he keeps very firmly closeted (literally in the teddy bear case)

I thought maybe his obsession with football could be a parental influence, the cliché football dad pushing him in one direction, but that's boring and overused, I want him to have a dad like the Coach from trollhunters tbh, big Sport Man but also Super Nice and Supportive, mean jock having nice parents is a dynamic I really dig

so then I thought, this would have to be either self imposed expectations or pressure from friends or the school, Dash has mentioned multiple times in the canon that he has a very bleak outlook for his future, he has very little confidence in his abilities outside of football

I propose that Dash struggles so much in school that he has to rely on football as his one only ticket to success, maybe he has an undiagnosed learning disorder or dyslexia, something that's made it almost impossible to study properly and learn at the same level as other kids, leading him to rely on his physical prowess alone as a career option

and his whole attitude wouldn't be solely because he has learning difficulties (that's rarely a reason or excuse for treating people like shit and also a stereotype I don't wanna lean into) it's more that he's surrounded himself with other jocks who've built this toxic environment that made him bury his shit deep down and he's become afraid to ask for help for fear of ridicule

he doesn't force other kids to do his homework because he has a learning disability, he forces kids into doing his homework instead of asking for help because he's been taught that asking for help is for losers, the behaviour is a direct result of his social group and the education system failing him by not looking more deeply into his struggles, teachers will just always assume he's lazy and not ask further questions

so he struggles in school without understanding why, relies on football as the One Thing he can do well, but falls into that awful jock mentality that makes him a pretty shitty person, but he can't get out of that because he relies on being good at football, he can't lose his place on the team or the respect of his teammates, it's all he has, he is trapped in that toxic cesspool

so he walks like them, talks like them, shoves other kids around like them, and when he finally starts to realise there might be a reason he's struggling, he keeps his mouth shut about it because he doesn't want to get special treatment because he doesn't want people to know, because teenagers are fucking awful and his 'friends' would absolutely give him hell about it

I'm sure his parents would have figured something out eventually and that's why he ends up being tutored by Jazz, maybe she was willing to research his issues and work with him to find a way to manage it discreetly

so I don't think Dash would have been an awful guy by nature, I think if he hadn't lumped himself into a bad crowd he wouldn't be so insecure and wouldn't have to take it out on anyone, I think he really does like soft things and cute things and little animals and he absolutely has a secret instagram full of softcore vibes, and he's probably really sweet to his parents and behind closed doors

I also think the only friend he's open to about this is Kwan because Kwan is also Peak Soft Boy but he struggles to hide it, which is why in the one ep where Danny was given a place at the popular table, Kwan was the first guy they kicked out, Dash probably felt pretty bad about that but he couldn't let the other guys think he was going soft, they all voted Kwan and he felt like he had to follow suit, otherwise it would be him next time

I think he picks Danny as a target because Danny is probably a lot smarter than he looks, Dash might have been stuck sitting next to him at some point in middle school and watched Danny scribble out his work at the last minute and still get pretty decent marks

it probably pisses him off that Danny is so clearly really smart but just can't be bothered doing the work properly (when really Danny is adhd as hell and struggles in his own different ways)

so Dash picks him to do all his homework, because he knows Danny can do it, and he thinks Danny deserves it for wasting the skills Dash wishes he had

and Danny does it, because he's scared of Dash and also because it keeps Dash from shoving him in his locker tomorrow, he'll do the damn homework because he just wants to get through the day

Dash probably gets a whole lot worse once the events of the show take place because Danny was barely managing to get everything done to begin with but now with a chronically disrupted schedule via ghost shenanigans, he can barely get his own homework done let alone Dash's

which is why Dash gets extra personal about it, Danny is once again wasting his potential, he's failing his classes because Dash can only assume he's being a lazy piece of shit, instead of being a cripplingly exhausted neurodivergent superhero

honestly if his teachers had picked up on his difficulties early and he was given the help he needed he could focus on more than just football and not be stuck completely relying on that social group, he probably wouldn't even resent Danny, I like to think that he eventually starts to mellow out halfway through high school as people start to grow up and become less petty

I like to think he chases down Danny after graduation and gives a genuine apology for how he treated him, once he's come to understand himself a little better (talking to Jazz really helped), Danny doesn't forgive him right away, but is willing to let Dash earn his forgiveness by proving he has really changed, he probably gets involved in support groups for troubled kids as a way of atoning, keeps the cycle from repeating

so yeah those are my Dash thoughts, a soft boy by nature who's the victim of a shitty education system and toxic masculinity, but he comes out the other side alright

#asks #lula's headcanons #danny phantom #dash baxter #I am both Dash and Danny tbh #I'm almost 100% certain I have dyscalculia #I got brutally humiliated for asking a question in math class in my first year of high school #NEVER ASKED A QUESTION AGAIN #I JUST S U F F E R E D

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needs-to-stop-looking-at-valves · 3 years

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Transformers Siege (WFC) character review!(1/2)

Instead of separating from decepticons and autobots (mainly because of the Predacons and maximals), I’m going to put them in order of which bots I really feel like talking about the most! So, here we go!

*watch for swearing, spoilers, and possible thirst.

/Also, alt modes will NOT be available for this series. They kinda don’t transform too much, and when they do, they hardly let me get a shot, sooo/

Optimus Prime!!;

This Optimus did a full 180 for not only my opinion, but for his own characterization. This Optimus started out as impulsive, reckless, ignorant of other’s opinions, and quite frankly, was just frustrating to deal with. He was the one who essentially sent the Cybertron into a total fuck storm, and as such, doomed MANY lives, including the one of his love, Elita one. Honestly, Optimus is kinda. Dumb, honestly? He literally sent the live source of Cybertron into the vastness of space, just to keep Megatron from winning the war. Literally, EVERYONE hated him at the start, from Bumblebee to Ratchet. Then, get this- he learned from his mistakes. From Skylynx, to the Optimus Primal, to the soul of Elita, to Optimus and Ratchet and even Megatron- he had so many influences telling him what he did wrong. Towards the end of the series, he became the classic, noble, somewhat self conscious mech we all grew to know and love. Honestly? 9/10. He isn’t perfect. Far from it, but damn Optimus KNOWS this, and that’s so great- I can go all day, you guys (also that one moment where he asked Megatron to forgive him at gunpoint, such a good fucking scene).

Elita one!!;

I love her. SO much. She’s a QUEEN. She has been ignored, she has been held hostage, she’s been punched and kicked and shot at-my girl has been through hell. And she carries it WELL. Not only is she FINE, but she is bold, smart, and she is STUBBORN in her beliefs. She is also a natural born leader, and I honestly and really appreciate her. Her death was honestly one of the sadder moments, but her soul’s reunion with Optimus was one of the sweetest things I’ve ever seen. I wish we saw more of her, honestly and desperately (plus she has so many character interactions, there’s SO many ways you can go about her character, it’s incredible). 10/10 my girl is a fighter and she was so ride or die for Optimus (even though I lowkey ship her with those three little cons, ya’ll know the ones) 💕.

Megatron!!(Siege);

Every Megatron has something different about them. For example, this series has two Megatron’s (three because Galvatron), but we’re talking about the Megatron that we start the series with. The sort of ‘G1’ Megatron. This Megatron has a few...issues. Lips aside, this Megatron has a few things I’d change about him. He’s insane, he’s incredibly selfish, and honestly? His character interactions leave something to be desired, in my opinion. However, he does have a blend of good traits. You guys remember Prime Wars Megatron? How this man refused to go down without being ‘fuck you’ to his opponent? This Megatron had those moments, telling Galvatron right the fuck off when he tried to present him with a decision to join him. I love a Megatron that refuses to back down. I also appreciated the regret he clearly has for stuff he did (we all remember what happened to that one power plant), and I appreciate that In a Megatron. Couple that with the pompous villain aesthetic (he had his own pictures hung up on a wall for fucks sakes). However, he isn’t my favorite Megatron (that’s a tie between Prime/Prime Wars Megatron). 7/10. Fun in some cases, but not someone I think I’ll deem my favorite Megatron.

Megatron!!(beast wars);

This Megatron was kinda doomed from the start. From the issue with his VA (not everyone can be David Kaye, but still), to the odd way he simped over the other Megatron, kinda made me dislike seeing him on the screen. Don’t me wrong, he wasn’t AWFUL, and like everyone else on the show he LOOKED good and his VA did...okay. Listen, he had a REALLY good simp voice. But beast wars Megatron actually saw the old Megatron as an old fool. Now he suddenly worships him? It kinda makes this Megatron look pathetic, and I’m not really into it. 4/10. I’m sorry, but I appreciated him more when he wasn’t on screen.

Ironhide!!;

He did like. Nothing in this series. He only really spoke to tell Optimus what he did. He’s just so cute and I liked hearing him speak. Not the same Ironhide voice, but still I love him terribly 10/10 he is but a baby waby.

Sideswipe!!;

He did like, two things in total in this series, and BOTH made me feel something. He also misses his brother Sunny and it honestly hurt me. Someone hold and support him, 8/10 this precious bundle of red-

Skyfire!!;

This Skyfire actually starts off as not only a decepticon, but a HIGH ranking decepticon, pretty much Megatron’s second hand. He was pretty decepticon motivated, up until Megatron decided the whole genocide of an entire race was too much for her. Honestly his role was a LOT like MTMTE Impactor in this series. A close believer changed to the opposite side, because Megatron’s dumbass got carried away. This Skyfire died, but up until that, he was determined to help the cause. He was literally willing to have a bomb implanted into him just to prove he was with the autobots. He was bold, stubborn, and everyone he interacted with was GREAT. 8/10. Tbh, probably my second favorite Skyfire (hard to compete with Cyberverse).

Impactor!!;

Pretty much the first time I’ve seen him in a show (at least noticeably) and I appreciated his little debut here. Impactor betrayed the decepticon, and in the best way possible. Not because he thought the cause was wrong, but because he got a super hot medic boyfriend, who JUST so happens to be an autobot. Seriously, ratchet fixed his booboos and Impactor just went ‘Listen I’d die for you’. Did anyone but Ratchet trust him? Nope. Did Mirage like him? Nope. Did we give a shit because he was very literally, ride or die for Ratchet? Also nope. Like this dude deadass was willing to go through the ‘we don’t trust decepticons’ bullshit, JUST because Ratchet swept him off his feet. 10/10, Impactor didn’t deserve to die, he deserved to be the hostile gay to suit the hostile lesbian that was Blackarachnia. 💜

Ratchet!!;

This Ratchet was like. The ONLY Ratchet I’ve ever seen, who just fucking hated Optimus. Seriously, this dude just wanted to be alone with his husband. Wanted NO part of Optimus, no part of Bumblebee, NO ONE. He’s sarcastic, bitter, and he WILL give you shit over Impactor or any of his patients. He’s a sour/sweet old man and even though I wish I saw him more, I love him and adore him with my big ol’ heart. 9/10, everyone can eat my ass I’m not over Impactor still.

Wheeljack!!;

Chaotic bastard. Smartass, dumbass, gay ass, and the first character to say ‘ass’, I love him. He doesn’t play much in terms of actual plot stuff (he’s like, a support character tbh) but the few times he was on screen, I loved him. It was like someone gave Danny Devito a PHD. 8/10, just needed to be able to give more one liners like he deserved.

#reviews #wheeljack #ratchet #impactor #skyfire #sideswipe #ironhide #megatron #elita one #optimus

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sanchoyo · 3 years

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danny phantom episode 4-7 Thoughts: (under a readmore because, these got kinda long!)

-the outfit danny had to buy for dash's party. CLASSIC 2000S i cannot stop laughing. And also showing up to the party and everyone is dressed like the trio is hilarious. and further proof that everyone looks good dressed goth.

-dash has a closet full of cute lil bear plushies?? LOVE that. adorable. also his response to danny trashing his room fighting a ghost was SO valid if somone BROKE MY BED IN HALF ID BE PISSED TOO.

-technus being like 'oh smart, u should be a tutor!' then later being like 'forget tutor, be a teacher!' :) supportive king <3 I also really like his upgraded suit/design. AND SPOCK CAMEO??? HELLO??

-the music in this show is super. its so funky. I looked it up and the guy who does it, guy moon (awesome name) also did music for other cartoons like fairly odd parents, barnyard, chalkzone, billy & mandy, AND some actual movies like FIGHT CLUB??? the whiplash I got from reading that)

-sam being rich explains a lot about her, actually.

-I know the moral of the episode was supposed to be 'dont ditch your friends for popular people/spend a lot of money on clothes that arent You to Fit In'. but tbh. it wouldve been easy for danny to have been like 'well, okay, ill come but only if my friends can!' but I get. that hes 14. so. not a lot to say there.

-BOX GHOST IS BACK!!!!! also, danny sitting up and wearing the dress/wig/makeup. umm thats how I dress everyday LMFAO. unironically me. (hate the jokes that boil down to 'haha funney man in dress' tho. but this is a look)

-jazz being protective of her brother once again being like NOOO YOU GUYS BETTER NOT STAKE OUT HIS (actually haunted) LOCKER!! shes aware of how people perceive him and she wants to help :( which is also probably why she told dash to invite him to that party even tho she had no interest in going!! she wants to help him out :(

-gotta say im with tucker on the whole 'should danny use his powers to get back at bullies' debate. 100% yes. let him teach kids to fight back. making dash throw his food at paulina out of the blue? no. but when hes actually about to pick on someone? yeah! for self defense? YEAH! if dash and his friends just threw food at him, I think rather than. idk doing sneaky shit with frogs he couldve just threw it back and not pulled punches if they tried to fight. I kNOOWWW its a kids show so they are like 'if u fight back ur just as bad!! violence bad!!' but. theyre HIS POWERS. WHO CARES.

-like my only gripe is that dash really isnt LEARNING ANYTHING WHEN DANNY GETS BACK AT HIM IN THE MOST PETTY INDIRECT WAYS. whatever they had to add a bully psa episode I guess. I hate it and I hate the way cartoons usually handle it because these methods simply Do Not Work. 'aND YouRE USinG YOur poWErs FOR EVill???!' this is Not Evil. even when poindexter takes dannys body, theyre only being 'nice' bc hes stealing soda for them!! bitches deserve what they get (nothing too brutal bc theyre high schoolers but damn, if they pick on danny he doesnt need to be the 'bigger person' he needs to start biting people)

-SAM TRYING TO SMUGGLE FROGS OUT OF THE BIO LAB?? girl in middle school when we had to dissect frogs we could opt out, also, they came to us already dead and preserved...

-sidney's lingo and the fact hes in black and white is sending me. also, danny is a ghost celebrity apparently for being a halfa?? ok. thats interesting to know

-the DENTIST BEING EXCITED ABOUT THE COTTON CANDY FLOOD IS THE FUNNIEST THING SO FAR.

-I LOOOVE the trope of 'wishes gone wrong'. not crazy about the stereotypical genie, or the use of the dreamcatcher looking design. (also, I KNOW theyre scientists but the way theyre handling a cold...are the fentons ANTIVAX)

-the genie. she. whitewished paulina. JKASDFHKJ. (the ghost literally just being hello kitty???? im dying) 'why do i feel that im special and wonderful? because I AM! <3' paulina ilu self worth queen. felt bad for her also getting possessed by (2) boys later who were arguing INSIDE HER. WTF.

-imagine being the guy trapped in his now flying car. he thought danny and tucker were HALUCINATIONS. imagine being trapped in a flying car with two, what you think are imaginary arguing 14 year olds convinced ur gonna die. i WOULD say this dude is gonna need so much therapy, but he seemed totally fine and excited when they landed (I would be happy too if a chicken was on my head. chickens rule) stoner rights

-sam's bat slippers??? iconic. SO cute.

-I think desiree's backstory is so :( do all ghosts have messed up sad backstories?? poindexter's was sad too...cannot imagine box ghost has any kind of fucked up backstory. but what if. his mom got pushed off cliffs by boxes...........a la cruella... anyway her 'no man may lay a hand on me' iconic. ilu

-I know danny has no concept of how much bras cost but my god dont attack tucker with some girls bra. those are so expensive.

-its really. well its not a GOOD THING he went into the portal and got fucked up, but its good danny was the one to do it rather than sam or tucker. because even tho he was being influenced by desiree and kept getting more malicious and it prob wasnt 100% him...he sucked as a ghost like most the people he 'pranked' were innocent ppl just Chillin and he didnt want to help anyone at all. I think danny is the most responsible out of them but also, hes 14 and shouldnt HAVE to feel obligated to fight every ghost. hes a good kid and wants to, but I also feel like he feels like...responsible for the portal turning on?? because his parents did give it up,, but it was an accident and not his fault (if anything, why was the on switch on the inside. why was it that easy. why was there no safety measures. that seems like smth OSHA needs to hear about). like thats my son. hes a good boy. and hes never done anything wrong in his life, ever. if anyone hurts him im killing everyone in this room and then myself. etc.

-danny's curfew is 10PM????? DUDE. when I was 14...shit I couldn't be out that late, I had to be back at like, 8 at the latest, and my parents had to know exactly where and who I was going with, AND i had to call/text them regularly...is this a case of my parents being overbearing, or the fentons sucking??? the only time i could EVER be out that late was if I was at an overnight sleepover or smth...

-the vultures have lil fezes. why do they have fezes...theyre so fuckin funny 'ask him for directions' 'I KNOW WHERE IM GOING' these ghost vultures are my new grandpas. pick them up, put them in the adopt box.

-'I wonder why those guys were trying to waste dad!' THEYRE GHOSTS. YOUR DAD HUNTS GHOSTS. why is that not a conclusion you'd immediately jump to??

-*jazz voice, clearly disgusted* WISCONSIN???

-mrs fenton with the lab coat and leg warmers and PERM. YESSS STYLISH.

-was going to say 'ew billionaire' @vlad but. super valid he used his powers to assumedly steal and cheat to get that money, thats how all billionaires do it! but ew hes a SIMP. and spending your billions on FOOTBALL STUFF?? you are Not Valid overall. I DO respect the fact you have a castle instead of a mansion. in wisconsin. if youre going to be stupidly rich might as well go all out, torches on the wall and all. I DO like his ghost form's little kitty ears. catman. and his cape! every design can benefit from a cape. and how different his forms look, like danny looks the EXACT SAME IN BOTH FORMS ASIDE FROM COLOR CHANGES. vlad's is like,, I could believe they were different people!! also I love the drama. but dude you are fighting a 14 year old. lame. also he was like, telling danny he wanted his mom and him and like, wanted him to renounce his dad?? WHAT ABOUT JAZZ?? bitch. those r MY kids and they are both important and special. I do agree they need better parents but thats not u sir <3

-I thought vlad's 'little badger' nickname for danny came from the football mascot of the packers, but google says they have NO MASCOT?? so now I'm like?? is it because his hair is sometimes black and sometimes white?? I hate to give him props but thats a PERFECT NICKNAME. theyre also tiny and vicious!

-why did I get so excited that Skulker is back!! its been like. 2-3 eps LMAO. AND THE DAIRY KING. ICONIC I LOVE HIM. hes the nicest guy ever :) more nice ghosts please. danny cannot be fighting alone everytime with no ghost buds like every ghost being hostile sucks :(

-mr. fenton knew vlad was controlling him, but a few episodes ago he had no clue danny was doing the same thing...is it something about how malicious the ghost is?? he just seemed to think his memory had gaps the first time, this time he was INSTANTLY LIKE 'GHOST'. then again in this ep when danny did it again he was just slightly confused but not immediately freaking out like he did with vlad possessing him!!

-'my parents will accept ME NO MATTER WHAT' so. so why haven't you come out to them yet, danny?? if you really think that?? if theres no harm, and you're sure??? if vlad is a real problem, wouldnt that make dealing with him easier, to expose him???? SO WHY HAVENT YOU COME OUT YET?? COULD IT BE,, MAYBE YOU HAVE DOUBTS ABOUT WHETHER YOUR PARENTS ACTUALLY WILL ACCEPT YOU??? 🤔 ... 🏳‍🌈 I get why people say He Is Trans. I totally totally get u danny.

-sorta unrelated, but it just occurred to me in one of these eps they go to casper HIGH not casper middle school??? theyre 14?? dont highschools usually do ages 15-18? (I didnt go to hs so I might be wrong, if I am ignore this...) freshmen are usually 14-15, could just be a case of them not turning 15 yet but they will sometime in the school year (I say they because tucker said he was 14 too)? I know the show has 3 seasons, so by the end of it will they be older? thatd be neat but usually cartoon characters stay the same age...I love shows where you can see the characters age and grow up, though...three seasons seems like a long time to spend on like, 1 year...

#sanchoyorambles #danny phantom #me on the first post:#its not a liveblog!#me this time: it kinda is. but not in the same format as my tmm one #i like doing one post for a handful of eps bc it saves time #and crowds my blog less #and also i just like talking abt what im watching lol #dp thoughts

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joshstambourine · 3 years

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Ship Ask #1

I absolutely still am taking ship asks! Thank you so much for sending this in! 💜 Now you didn't say which you'd rather (romantic or friend-ship) so I'll do both for you ☺

So for your friend-ship...

I think personally that you and Josh would absolutely hit it off!

The two of you would be able to crack jokes and do silly things together!

You both are extroverted, so I think you guys will be able to just talk forever and ever and never get bored.

You'd always find something fun or interesting to talk about~

I mean... I just picture him as an encyclopedia of random information.

"Have you read this book yet, (Y/N)?" He'd show you the cover of a book about the French revolution.

I just feel like you guys would be able to talk history hard core and get into lively debates.

He also seems like someone that would pull plant facts out of his ass.

So as a plant parent you'll always have someone to talk about all your babies 💚

"Do you ever use your eggshells as a fertilizer? I heard that's supposed to do really good things for plants!"

"Oooh! I haven't, I'll definitely give it a try! Thanks for the tip Josh."

Oh man, and I love the idea of you playing piano for him to sing off key on purpose to.

“ROLLING IN THE DEEP!” Josh would be screaming with a drink in hand.

You’d be laughing and hammering the keys down, only encouraging the chaos.

Amazing. Please call me when y’all have parties.

I... now this may be a controversial thing but I totally think Josh is also a cat person??

So I just keep imagining that all of your texts are just cat pics.

Funny cats. Cute cats. Angry cats.

Your name in his contact list is always changing and is always hilarious.

“Why on earth is my name ‘Chicken Nuggets’ on your phone?”

“....why can’t it be Chicken Nuggets?”

Dancing in the rain

I think he also would have pushed you and Danny together!

Seeing that either you or Danny had a crush would just make it easy to start leaving not so subtle hints,

“You know Danny! (Y/N) loooooves that restaurant too! Maybe you guys should go there together sometime?? Alone??”

“Did you do something different with you hair (Y/N)? Danny just pointed it out! He said he really liked it.”

He is the biggest supporter of you x Danny and will fight anyone who disagrees.

Josh is the best wingman.

Your guy’s friendship would be a whirlwind of fun and chaos! And I for one am excited to see what happens next!

For your Romantic ship...

I thought a lot about it because honestly, honey, I could happily ship you with anyone romantically and happily call it a day 💜

But I really really love the idea of you being with Danny!

Just imagining Danny, who seems to be more of an introverted person, with an extrovert makes me really happy.

You can already see how well he gets along with an extroverted goofball (Sammy bb)---

It would be a lot of you dragging him a long to do things that would normally be a bit out of his comfort zone.

"Do I really have to dance, (Y/N)?"

"I'll be there with you the whole time! It'll be fun I promise!"

And it would be. The two of you slow dancing?? Perfect.

But you coaxing Danny to dance goofily with you??? Chefs kiss!

Now I'm not sure how he would be for cuddling; I've got to imagine though that he'd really enjoy it.

Especially if you are a really cuddly person!

I’m sure if you like it he’s going to open up to the idea of being more affectionate all the time.

And I mean I don't really think there is anyone out there that could look me in the eye and tell me honestly that they don't want this boys strapping arms around them.

I mean. LOOK AT HIM.

That said.

Cuddling with Danny normally? Great.

But cuddling with Danny during a thunderstorm?? IDEAL.

Danny would also be a super good plant Dad. He'd go through the checklist with you regularly wanting to make sure all your sweethearts stay alive.

"So I have to water this one every day and this one every three days right? Do I need to move this one to get more light??"

"You got it Danny! They’re all perfect!"

Danny seems like he's an excellent cook as well!

So if you're an adventurous person when it comes to food I'm sure he'd be all for trying to make you new things.

"Oh no that's spicy--- oh wow--- oh my---"

"It's not that bad, Danny!" *silent tears*

Also, I think it’s important to mention that I didn’t just throw you with Danny because you’re taller--- the idea of any of these boys with someone tall is super cute and I live for it.

However! As a person who is also super cuddly and has an S/O who is only a little bit taller than them I can say that being held by them is... just so perfect feeling.

Danny would be tall enough to rest his chin on your head while you’re hugging

And would only have to lean down just a touch to give you a kiss~

You would also be at the right level to just lay your head down on his shoulder on most occasions.

I also think that Danny would really enjoy putting in the effort to learn more about the things you like. Especially history!

He’d happily snuggle up and watch a documentary with you or listen to an audio book with you!

All in all Danny would be a gentle loving boyfriend and would absolutely treasure you!

He’d also just smile lovingly as you tell him all these fun facts about history, “How did I find someone so smart?”

//Hopefully you like this, this is the first one I’ve put together for the boys and absolutely loved doing it~ Thank you again for sending it in to me! Ship asks are open! Please feel free to send more in, and if you want add an emoji or a nickname (ex. Dreary Anon) so that you know which one is your and so that I can tag it and make it easier for you to find~//

#Greta Van Fleet #greta van fleet fan fiction #greta van fic #greta van fleet ship #ally does ships #allys rambles #anon ships #ship asks #danny wagner #danny gvf #danny wagner x reader #josh kiszka #josh gvf #josh kiszka x reader #Joshs Tambourine

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ellsey · 4 years

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Agents of Shield Rewatch 7x06 Adapt or Die

Aka story time with Danny Boy

Before that though, Sibyl is going to travel the virtual time highway or whatever

She’s like a poetess what a queen

That’s a lot of Chronicoms

Elena was trying to ease them into what happened and Deke is like lol I killed him

HENRY WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO LOOK SO GOOD

Legit this outfit is doing things for me

Awww Mack has sweet memories

Also why have you not introduced Elena to your parents??

That shot of Stoner walking in front of his hologram is hilarious

This doesn’t look good for Z1 though womp

Yep this got long again hahahahaha

Daisy would want to hear a story about someone else being doped up ahahaha

Nathaniel is psyyyycho

As soon as she hears Whitehall is involved Daisy knows this is bad

May’s new abilities come in very handy

Poor Jemma is in a crisis here :(

Omg Mack hugging his mom hahaha that’s the sweetest

“This is Agent Rodriguez...she’s my girlfriend” MACK I LOVE YOU

Elena very smoothly swoops in there too

Mack’s Mom’s outfit is peak 70s and I love her

May and Phil are a mess but I love that they are actually talking

I love how Phil keeps breaking his handcuffs hahaha

That’s the best running gag this season

Mack’s and his dad working together is adorable

Well it would be if his dad wasn’t a robot

Ughhhhhhhhh I hate Nathaniel

Poor Daisy :(

And of course her first thought is of Jiaying

Sousa went quickly to calling her Daisy I’m just saying

Everything Sousa does here is the definition of *soft* like

The way he feels for her pulse then pats her shoulder once he feels it

The way he cradles her head on his leg

Then he just strokes her hair

And pleads with her to stay awake

And then he cups her head with his hands

I find it interesting that in his moment of panic worrying about her he calls her Daisy, but once he’s settled and has telling his story he’s back to Agent Johnson

But also when did he find out her first name?

Anyway I could watch this scene like 10000 times because it’s amazing and everything I wanted

Also Daisy is so brave and beautiful and smart to be able to think of stashing that glass in her palm while being tortured

I love her

I love Sousa

I love them together bless

And like, watching Sousa tap into his own trauma to help someone else is so very Sousa of him, you know?

He doesn’t exactly look like he enjoys telling that story. I mean he keeps looking at his leg when he mentions it being a pulpy mess, and he stares into space a lot when he’s not focused on Daisy. So I don’t think that was an easy task for him. And yet he did it. For her. To try and keep her focused and there.

Also that look on his face when he says there’s plenty of fight in her like

He’s completely a goner then

I could dissect this scene all day thanks for asking

In fairness to Deke he has every reason to be concerned about what he’s seeing here with Enoch and Jemma

But also why was she asleep there when she said she needed to be awake during the time loops??

Look at Phil using this device that May uses later to save the world it’s all connected

Look, maybe I’m just ship everything, but there’s a lot of sexual tension between Sibyl and Coulson

Well, as much sexual tension as robots can have

Finally some answers

Ish

“I named her Diana. She’s adorable and we’re inseparable. Literally.” HAHAHA

Omg Jemma be nice to your grandson

“Is that you?” Sousa is helplessly polite I love him

Nathaniel is getting what he deserves

“That’s my girl” I CRY

GET A ROOM YOU TWO

I mean a real room not this projected space

An epic Coulson speech yay!

“Dying...it’s kind of my super power” Oh honey no

But I love you

And I guess he talked about this with May...that’s so much trust in her

I LOVE THEM

Stoner and May would have been cute together ngl

“He’ll come back...always does” MELINDA MAY IS TRYING TO MAKE ME CRY

“And...you are a valued member of our family” I LOVE THAT SO MUCH

Deke actually does a good job with this secret good for him

Elena bonding with Mack’s mom /cry

Oh noooooooooooo

This is the worst

I hate everything

FREAKING ROBOTS

Seriously I was so mad at this show for a hot second because why??? Why do this to Mack?????

Henry absolutely kills this scene though

And Elena sitting with him...so sweet

Also I know I posted this before, but Deke does a very interesting thing with his eyes here. He comes in, tells them they’re about to jump, then his eyes flick over to Daisy and then to Sousa. I highly suspect that even Deke realized at that point that there was something there.

“I’m where I need to be” MY HEART CAN’T TAKE IT I LOVE IT SO MUCH

But also, sir, you can barely look at anything except Daisy obviously everyone on this plane is going to know what’s up if they don’t already

And then Jemma’s little smile when she walks off...you know she was trying to think of a way to take a stealth pic for Daisy’s scrapbook

Jemma is a scrapbooking queen I accept no criticism

:( Poor Mack

I love that Deke wants to help Mack

But also oops ya stuck now

Whew this episode had a lot. I mean it managed to score a 10000/10 on the BREAKING MY HEART scale but also a 100000/10 on the MY HEART IS SO HAPPY SCALE. I went through some things y’all. Also clearly we’re like 1000/10 on the Dousy scale. Meanwhile Elena gets a 5000/10 on the Supportive Girlfriend scale because really? She was the best.

We’re going to pretend the heartbreaking stuff didn’t happen and just go with a happy song. So from 1976, here’s “You Are the Woman” by Firefall because Daniel Sousa is gooooooone.

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rockets-capris · 4 years

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Some black youtubers I like you can support

So I’m not a very big blog. Obviously. But I figured what little influence I have I can use to direct people in this time to some underrated black creators I like since I spend all my time watching YouTube and feel free to add as always. Also this was originally supposed to be in order of sub count but that didn’t work out at all.

1. Jarvis Johnson.

Probably one of the most popular creators on this list with over 1 million subscribers but extremely funny and if you haven’t heard of him and you like comedic Cody Ko-esque commentary videos, go give him a sub. He’s reacted to many of the same channels Danny Gonzalez and Drew Gooden have such as Troom Troom and 5 Minute Crafts. He’s also a software engineer which is pretty badass.

2. Lana Summer.

Does mainly fashion and hair related videos but is very chill and easy to listen to. Sometimes I like to put on her videos while I’m doing things even though I 100% have straight hair and she does mostly curly hair tutorials. But she’s covered a large umbrella of beauty topics in her videos and if you’re the least bit feminine it’s highly possible she’s covered at least one topic that’ll be useful to you. She’s very pretty (lowkey crushing on her) and lovely and I enjoy her channel a lot.

3. The Curly Guy.

A highly underrated channel that does content similar to Lana’s but for guys! He’s a guy with long, curly hair and talks about how to take care of it. I am always here for nontoxic male positivity and getting more guys involved in taking care of their appearance. It’s very sweet to watch. He’s also reviewed bad hair products which we all like to watch bad reviews of things on YouTube, right, and once pierced his ears at home. So. Idk about you but that sounds great to me.

4. Jolie K.

We’ve got some black queer representation in here! She’s a queer woman who makes videos about queer women. She hasn’t uploaded in a minute but I think she’s still worth supporting. She’s done some cool story times about being gay as well as some beauty stuff.

5. Honest.

Honest is a drama channel run by a black guy who talks about drama between music artists and sometimes youtubers. He’s not only a black person in the drama side of YouTube but he’s a black man in the drama side of YouTube two demographics that feel excluded from that world. If you do like drama videos like Teaspill, it’s cool to support a POC in that world. I can’t say I agree with everything he says but that’s drama channels for you.

6. Ranting Minority.

This guy’s super new and super underrated! He makes spicy political content, is extremely eloquent and chill, which makes him good to listen to, and is a leftist. If you can’t stop watching left-tubers like I can’t, I would totally recommend this guy. He makes videos on racial and societal issues from a liberal and anti conservative perspective. He has less than a thousand subscribers, so I’d highly advise giving him a sub.

7. MacDoesIt

So this guy is also one of the more popular on here. Basically if you watch any LGBTQ+ content on YouTube at all he pops up. He’s like the Strange Æons of the mlm community in that respect. He’s super funny, does reaction videos, does some very comedic red carpet fashion reviews, just if you haven’t subbed to MacDoesIt, what are you doing?

8. Kat Blaque.

Kat Blaque has been under fire for certain opinions before, but all in all she’s a good leftist, political youtuber who is also a black trans woman. She does videos on LGBT+ issues, racial issues, lots of other things, and is a smart, beautiful lady. Basically you can’t be a political youtuber without being controversial so, decide for yourself if you wanna support her, I personally do. Also I am not a trans woman but I know trans women who have said she helped them figure out certain things, so that’s good.

9. Rickey Thompson

A black gay comedian who does story times and random funny videos. I also think he’s an ex viner. I’m only a comedic fan of this one but I do know he’s very handsome and I came from his LGBT+ story times. Just someone you might wanna check out. He’s kind of like Mac in some ways just like. Much chiller.

10. WiseJae

I love how this is a mix of semi popular youtubers and super obscure youtubers I like for very specific reasons. WiseJae is a very small youtuber with a little over a thousand subs last time I checked but she does videos about jobcorps and trade school and has recently started making videos about college. So basically. A cool guide for how to get your life started if you’re a young, low income adult or late teen. She’s also got a very pretty accent, soothing voice and . . . is just so fucking beautiful . . . so. So gorgeous. So like. If you’re like. 18. And you’ve been thinking about a place like jobcorps but don’t know how to start. I would say her channel would be the first place I’d go for information.

11. NotYourMommasHistory

I actually love historical fashion. And this black woman named Cheyney is a historical reenactor with a focus on African and African-American history, and often overlooked part of history and fashion history in general. She’s done stuff like historical head wraps and similar as well as talked about serious issues like sexual harassment. Most recently she did a video on white people misrepresenting Martin Luther King Jr. Basically if you like channels like Rachel Maksy, Bernadette Banner, or our meme mom Karolina Żebrowska, you’ll probably like her. Or maybe you’re just curious about African history. That’s cool too.

12. Rebranding Autism.

Black autistic rep! Jen is a black autistic woman who talks about autism, the struggles she’s faced and she was literally sent to the notoriously abusive Judge Rotenberg center and talked about the atrocities committed there. She’s amazing and has also made vlogs about her life, made advice videos on mental health that are relatable for many people not just people with autism specifically, tho certainly those too. She also makes music.

13. Tater Tatiana

Small youtuber who is in the anti Onision community. She reviewed Onision’s shitty books. She writes, does drama videos and does beauty videos as well. She read Onision fanfiction on her channel, Lilee Jean tried to take down her channel and she bounced back. I highly recommend the channel, I love Tatiana and I’ve loved watching her channel grow these last few years.

So, that’s my list, will definitely add more later, I hope this didn’t come off as pandering or me thinking black people are charity cases, which they aren’t, this is simply me, a white girl, trying to share some black creators I enjoy instead of just spouting my opinions on tumblr, since I come from a privileged place.

#this was supposed to be under a read more but alas #am on mobile #support black creators #black youtuber #blm #black lives matter #all lives dont matter until black lives do #long post #sorry for the long post #poc #support poc #feel free to add

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the-cookie-of-doom · 5 years

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Lmfao look @ this embarrassing display of pathological jealousy & butthurt right here https://liliaeth.tumblr.com/post/185660274761/i-will-never-get-over-how-the-teen-wolf-fandom

https://russianspacegeckosexparty.tumblr.com/post/185660318562/i-will-never-get-over-how-the-teen-wolf-fandom

https://princeescaluswords.tumblr.com/post/185660625460/i-will-never-get-over-how-the-teen-wolf-fandom

DELUSIONAL #1: I will never get over how the Teen Wolf fandom treated Scott McCall. He is the literal protagonist of the show (he’s the teen wolf!!) but the fandom looked at him and went : “you know what would be even better? His boring white best friend. We’re gonna make him the main character”.

If you knew nothing about Teen Wolf except for what you would find on Tumblr, you would assume that Stiles is the protagonist. He gets the metas, the thousands of fics dedicated to him and his family and his angst. He gets the most popular ship, he gets all the people defending him and actions.

Meanwhile, Scott gets treated like dirt. He’s villainized, he’s dumbed down, he gets ignored.

Scott McCall deserves better 2kforever, and if any Stiles fans try to argue you’re getting blocked.

DELUSIONAL #2: I never knew how much I hated the color taupe (lbr, I didn’t even KNOW what the color taupe was) until every fucking where you turned in fandom was an ode to Stiles’ whiskey-taupe colored eyes.

DELUSIONAL #3: Let’s be completely fair here, Jeff Davis said multiple times both in interviews and in Dir. Commentary that he liked Stiles the most, identified with him the most, and poured the most into that character. The Fandom got bored with Scott because well, Jeff kind of wanted us to. /he/ was bored with Scott.

It’s only on my most recent re-watch that I’m falling in love with Scott. His heart I used to chalk up to “boring Lawful Good”, his loyalty as well. And to be fair, Tumblr was going through kind of a “Sherlock” phase where being super smart and talking fast and making doe eyes at another boy made you automatically the most likeable no matter how uninteresting you are.

None of this excuses treating Scott poorly. He’s the definition of “best boy”, he’s the soft gooey center that pulls this overly dramatic teen drama together! But it might at least explain it.

DELUSIONAL #2: Yeah, except that doesn’t track for a number of reasons. Firstly, the show itself WAS focused around Scott the first two and a half seasons. Sure, Stiles still had his ‘scene stealing moments’ or whatever, but the plot, the character arcs, the themes - they were very clearly focused around Scott and his story up through the end of 3A.

That never stopped fandom from being shitty as hell to Scott from like, the very first episodes. So Davis’ investment or lack thereof in Scott is not connected to how much or how little shit fandom shoveled Scott’s way.

Secondly, fandom is extremely vocal about hating Davis and his choices like….across the board. Even when he poured EVERYTHING into Stiles’ character and story to the exclusion and detriment of the main character, it still wasn’t enough for fandom as it wasn’t HOW they wanted everything focused on Stiles, he wasn’t with the right love interest, he wasn’t kicking ass in the right way, he wasn’t a spark, etc, etc. Fandom never ever took their lead from Davis and his story and character directions, and they were never shy about saying so.

I have a lot of criticisms for and of Davis, like a looooooooot, but there’s no spreading the blame around here.

Fandom’s treatment of Scott is on fandom and no one else. They never wanted the quiet kind-hearted Latino boy as the lead, they wanted him supporting their two white faves instead of ‘stealing focus’, and no amount of focus and nothing Scott actually did or didn’t do was ever going to change that!

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Wow. Looks like Tyler Posey is not the only one who’s unhealthily obsessed with Dylan O’Brien (and with Stiles Stilinski, too, since TP feels the need to bring Stiles up in every single fucking interview and keeps whining about how Sciles should have been the most popular ship of Teen Wolf, or about how he wants to see more Scott/Stiles stuff like a whiny, entitled manchild) https://poseysprostate.tumblr.com/post/183385569523/i-think-the-stiles-and-scott-shippers-or-anyone

https://blamscilesswanqueenforever.tumblr.com/post/183424757827/hobrien-will-teen-wolf-fans-like-now

Also, nah. Scott McCall is a bland, boring, uninteresting, shitty excuse of a badly written and portrayed fictional character with no development whatsoever, therefore no one owes him nor Tyler ”shipping non canon ships is incredibly offensive and disrespectful towards the writers, producers, and everyone involved in *MY* show unless said non canon ships involve *MY* character Scott McCall” Posey anything.

No one’s fault even Peter Hale’s Shelby Cobras are canonically more complex, relevant and interesting than true petty dictator wannabe with delusions of grandeur Scoot McBelowAverageIdiot could ever hope to be, delusionals! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Cookie: Shit like this makes me very glad I was not involved with the fandom in its heyday. I remember when I joined tumblr in like 2013? 2014?? Everyone kept going off and ranting about how the fandom was so racist and horrible and abusive to main character and blah blah blah, so I wisely chose to just stay away from Teen Wolf. (Literally didn’t even watch it until the show ended two years ago and I started seeing promos for Maze Runner: TDC and realized I never saw Scorch Trials and was like ‘oh hey! I recognize that dude!) I was very pleasantly surprised to find that the fandom as a whole is actually pretty great.

As for all of that mess up there, whoo, I hope they stretched before all that reaching! Literally the only people that concerned with race in this fandom are the delusionals. Sorry babes, but an ethnically ambiguous (and proud of it!) actor playing a character who alludes to being Latino one time like 3 seaons into the show does not representation make! What’s more, no one is required to like a character purely based on your head canon of their race, and disliking that character based on many factors (that don’t even touch what Scott McCall’s race may or may not be) does not make any of us racist. Funny enough, Most of us actually adored Boyd, and Danny, and Kira, and Mason, and everyone else on this show who’s race wasn’t ambiguous. Why? Because those characters were actually fun and interesting. Scott McCall? Not so much.

And I have no idea what part of fandom they are in that Scott is the most poor abuse puppy ever and everyone hates him like, what? I love fanon Scott, and I mean that unironically. In fandom I often see him written exactly as the kind of character they wish he was; kind, empathetic, a good friend, and a good boyfriend. When they rant and rave about how Scott is portrayed as dumbed down or villainized, I can’t help but wonder... are they talking about, *gasp* canon Scott? Because I’m sorry, but canon does not support their idealized view of him. Which is okay! That’s what fandom is for!

A few weeks ago i got a really shitty comment on a fic I wrote like a year ago, and this person complained (for an exhaustive amount of paragraphs) that I didn’t write the characters to their specific tastes, and that I had to be sympathetic with their predicament because you see, they cannot write. Therefore I must do it for them, or pay the consequences.

That is the same time I am getting from this, about Stiles getting all the meta and such. Like, do they understand why Stiles gets the meta? Because people write it! No one is stopping the delusionals from writing meta about Scott, in fact I would encourage it. Be the change you want to see in the world. (Although fair warning, I have read their metas and they seem to somehow always end up revolving around Stiles in some way. Who is it that’s obsessed with him, again?) Instead of spending all their time complaining, they could be writing all they physically could about Scott, creating content that portrays him in the way they want to see him portrayed. But they don’t. Because then what would they complain about?

#fandom discourse #submission

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salamanderergfanfictions · 5 years

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Teen Wolf, season 3, Stiles has a crush on Derek, mentioned Derek/Ms. Blake

As Derek and Ms. Blake—“Jennifer, or Jen, actually, if you guys want”—slowly take their togetherness public, Stiles finds himself on the receiving end of more than a few sympathetic glances and one strange conversation with Danny. And Scott. And Allison. And Lydia. And...Peter. Or, The One Where Everyone Tells Stiles to Hang in There, Baby, but He's Really Not Sure Where There is, or What He's Supposed to be Hanging On To.

Stiles really couldn’t go anywhere in the school without hearing about it.

“Wait, our totally adorkable English teacher is going out with Derek ‘I’m Really Hot, But Also Might Be a Serial Killer’ Hale?”

“Yes, they were drinking milkshakes! They were actually drinking milkshakes and eating burgers and fries like we’re in ‘Happy Days’ or something! I almost died!”

“That is so super cute and also really gross; I don’t want to think about my teachers’ sex lives.”

“Hm, that’s really tough, because, Derek Hale is…Mmm.”

“Oh, he’s very ‘Mmm’.”

Stiles slammed his locker shut, “Just to clarify, ladies, are we talking ‘Mmm…donuts’ or is it more of a Campbell’s Chicken Noodle Soup ‘Mmm-mmm, good’?”

The two girls just stared at him before shaking their heads and walking away.

“Good talk,” Stiles called after them, rolling his eyes.

It was all over school by third period, “totally adorkable” Ms. Blake was going out with Derek Hale, who, even though he was arrested on suspicion of murder, was still really, really hot.

“It’s like a bad dream,” Stiles moaned, “No one will stop talking about it.”

At lunch, Danny sat with Scott and Stiles, of his own free will, sans Lydia and the others from the lacrosse team, even Ethan was nowhere in sight, and without any blackmail on Stiles’ part.

“Hey. Danny.” Stiles said awkwardly, raising his eyebrows at Scott to try to figure out exactly what was going on. Scott shook his head, but greeted Danny just the same.

“Hey, man, what’s up?”

“Actually, I wanted to talk to Stiles, Scott, would you mind?”

Stiles perked up, his eyebrows raising high, “Talk to me, like talk to me, like, like, talk-talk?”

Danny immediately looked as if he regretted sitting down, but slowly shook his head, “I mean, talk as in have-a-conversation talk, not…whatever you’re thinking of.”

Scott was looking between Stiles and Danny with an uneasy smile, only getting up when Stiles gave him a slight nod that it was alright.

“I’ll be back later, I guess. See you soon-ish?”

Stiles waved Scott off and turned back to Danny with a huge smile on his face.

“So, are you gonna ask me out—”

“No!” Danny backtracked, “I mean, you know I’m with Ethan, right? And that thing in the locker room was just a joke, I was kidding.”

“I was desperate and you took advantage of that. Gotta say, not your finest moment.”

Danny sighed, “Well, here’s my formal apology: I’m sorry, Stiles, for using your desperation as a means to entertain myself.”

“Thank you, and by the way, you missed out on an awesome cuddle-session, so, you know, your loss.”

Danny shook his head, “This is not what I came over here to talk about, how did we get so off-track?”

“It happens sometimes,” Stiles shrugged. “Usually around me.”

“Anyways, I wanted to talk to you about,” Danny looked around the cafeteria and leaned in closer, “Derek Hale.”

Stiles leaned in closer too, a bit too much, as it made Danny jerked his head back, “Derek Hale, why? Did Ethan say something about him? Did you hear Ethan talking about him?”

“What? Why would Ethan be talking about Derek Hale—who, by the way, is totally not named Miguel and definitely not your cousin, don’t think I hadn’t figured that out.”

Stiles kept his face as blank as possible, “I honestly have no idea what you’re talking about.”

“You’re still a horrible person, Stilinski,” Danny said, sounding far too much like Jackson for Stiles’ comfort, “But, oh my god, this is still not what I came here to talk about!”

“Okay,” Stiles leaned back, “Promise, no more interruptions from me.”

Danny let out an exasperated sigh and lowered his voice even further, “I just wanted to let you know, even though this is not my place at all to say this—that a relationship with an older man never works out. Especially when you’re in high school. I’ve been there and it was awful. You’d do much better with someone your own age especially since you’re not even out yet, fully, and if you wanted,” Danny continued in a long-suffering tone, “I could, maybe, set you up with someone—”

Danny glanced up to see Stiles’ mouth hanging open, a half-masticated bite of hamburger in full view.

“Or, you could just wait till college to date guys, or anybody,” Danny said under his breath, sliding his tray from the table and going back over to sit with Ethan, who looked like he was trying, very poorly, not to laugh. His brother, sitting across the cafeteria with Lydia, wasn’t even bothering to hide his laughter.

Stiles still had his mouth open even when Scott had sat back down and forcibly closed Stiles’ mouth himself.

“So, what did Danny want to talk to you about?” Scott asked, reaching once again to close Stiles’ mouth. When Stiles still hadn’t responded, Scott lightly slapped him on the cheek.

“Ow!”

Scott looked at him sheepishly, “Sorry, you were stuck.”

Stiles swallowed and reached up to tug at his hair, like he was trying to wake himself up, “I just had the weirdest conversation.”

Scott looked behind him at Danny, who was trying to get his boyfriend to calm down with an unamused expression on his face.

“What exactly was Danny talking to you about?”

“He was warning me of the dangers of having a romantic relationship with an older guy.”

“Oh,” Scott looked down at his lunch quickly, “That’s…nice of him.”

Stiles furrowed his eyebrows, “Yeah, really nice of him, very pre-emptive since I am definitely not dating an older guy.”

Scott started shifting his corn around his plate, “He was probably just trying to make you feel better, you know, about…”

Stiles waved his hands back and forth, “About what, Scott? If you know something about my life that I am apparently not aware of, please let me in on it!”

“That,” Scott sighed loudly, “That Derek and Ms. Blake are seeing each other, and everyone’s talking about it and it’s not easy to listen to, especially when you…”

“When I what, Scott?” Stiles said impatiently, staring flatly at his friend.

“When you have a big crush on him,” Scott blurted out, obviously uncomfortable talking about it. “I mean, you didn’t really have to tell anyone, though I would have been totally cool with it—you liking guys, not you liking Derek, but not because Derek is a guy, but because Derek is Derek—but you know I would’ve been cool with it, when have I ever given the impression that I wouldn’t have been cool with it?”

“I…” Stiles stared, but apparently Scott was not done yet.

“I would’ve been totally supportive, I would’ve tried to talk you out of it, but I would’ve been supportive. Because you can do so much better than Derek! I mean, Danny, Danny and I will find you a nice boy, your own age and not a werewolf, somebody as smart as you and as funny and plays video games and doesn’t go around biting people—unless that’s what you’re into, you don’t have to tell me, no judging, this is a judgment free zone—and I’ll make sure he cares about you and doesn’t ignore you, or I’ll kick his ass.” Scott looked intently at Stiles. “I’ll kick anyone’s ass for you. Even Derek’s, especially Derek’s.”

“Scott, while I have no doubt that you can kick Derek’s ass, there’s no need,” Stiles smiled.

Scott wrinkled his eyebrows together, “Stiles, it’s okay; you don’t need to put on a brave face. I remember how much venting time you needed when Lydia and Jackson got together, so, lay it on me.”

Stiles shook his head, “I’m telling the truth, I am definitely not stupid enough to get involved with Derek. I really don’t care that he’s dating Ms. Blake, except for the fact that she’ll probably be in danger every other day and now that’s just one more person to look out for, Scott, and with all these deaths, I’m starting to think we can’t do anything about it. That everyone we care about is going to die.”

There was a silence at the boys’ lunch table after that, which neither of them broke till the bell rang.

Next period for Stiles was English, with Lydia and Isaac, though Isaac wasn’t at school that day, not that Stiles’ blamed him. Stiles had stayed home a whole week when his mother had died, Isaac could afford a break for Boyd’s death as well.

Ms. Blake, dedicated faculty member she was, had been back to school teaching after her kidnapping, though she did look at Stiles differently now. Stiles had successfully avoided talking to her one on one so far, in spite of the meaningful looks and longer-than-polite stares.

“Hey, Stiles!”

Stiles spun around, “Allison?”

She raised her eyebrows at the questioning tone, which Stiles thought was a little unfair as she had never actually sought him out on her own, even when she and Scott were dating. So Stiles figured he had the right to be a little confused.

“So, what’s up?”

Allison took a breath, “Werewolves are not worth it.”

Stiles shook his head, “You lost me.”

“Take it from me, Stiles, it’s not worth it to date a werewolf, even when you know about them or think you understand them. There’s just a lot of pain and heartbreak and no matter how you feel when you’re with them, everything is not going to turn out okay.” Allison glanced over Stiles’ shoulder, “I should go, that’s all I wanted to say.”

Allison turned around, leaving Stiles speechless and Scott coming up behind him with a pained expression on his face.

“What, what were you talking about?” Scott asked, though Stiles figured he had heard everything.

Stiles shrugged his shoulder before turning around to face his friend, “Don’t know, just another crazy member of the Poor Stiles Pity Party For No Good Reason Organization.”

“As someone who’s had sex with a werewolf and wasn’t traumatized by my father trying to kill him, I can say that you’re really missing out.”

“This is not how I thought it would go when you and I discussed sex.”

“I’m going to chalk up that statement to you being of a fragile disposition right now,” Lydia said in a lilting tone of voice. “However, I can tell you that you that you dodged a huge bullet with Derek Hale. Not only are you not ready for a serious relationship, he is light years away from having one as well. Some serious counseling needs to go into that boy before he’s even ready for holding hands. Even taking his abs into consideration, I really don’t envy Ms. Blake right now.”

“This keep happening to me,” Stiles said incredulously. He’s done asking why, obviously no one is going to answer.

“Because everyone knows about your massive torch you’re carrying for Derek—so shut up, I'm trying to console you.”

“I don’t need consoling,” Stiles interrupted, “There is nothing to console me about. Derek’s dating Ms. Blake, no big deal! Whatever everyone thinks they see when I’m with Derek is absolutely wrong—I don’t like him!” Stiles finished in a huff, breathing heavily and causing Lydia to raise her eyebrow at him.

“See what I mean, you’re both not ready for a serious relationship. There has to be a certain amount of maturity before—”

“I don’t like him!”

Lydia nodded her head and pursed her lips, “Of course you don’t,” she said condescendingly. “I’ll just let you continue on in your denial since I’m not going to waste my time helping people who don’t want to help themselves. So you just,” Lydia faltered and looked around the hallway, “You just ‘Hang in There, Baby’.”

Lydia finished the most unhelpful pep talk ever by patting Stiles on the shoulder daintily. Stiles watched her go simply because he was stunned and not to do with any other reason he may have watched Lydia walk away in the past.

Also, they had finally found something Lydia was really bad at.

“I see I’m stuck on babysitting duty again.”

“Funny, that’s exactly what I was going to say.”

“You see, Stiles, we’re so alike, it’s why we get on so well.”

Stiles had to physically bite his lip to keep himself from saying ‘like a house on fire’. That’s just the kind of petty bickering Peter inspired in Stiles, though that comment might earn him some neck mauling. The two were holed up in Derek’s loft while the rest of their gang chased after the Alpha pack downtown. Apparently Kali had made a remark about how many relationships fall apart when one of them is a workaholic, spending her nights alone in the school, which had Derek very proactive about hunting them down. Stiles thought it was about time.

“Here I am, the distrustful werewolf who has been severely weakened and forced to team up with the clever human, who really can’t do anything except annoy people to death.”

“With that sparkling personality, it’s a wonder why no one likes you.”

“You’re right,” Peter said, sounding like he didn’t think Stiles was right at all, “That was unfair of me. You can be useful at times.”

“Thank you, that really means a lot,” Stiles rolled his eyes and pointedly slouched against the wall. If he wasn’t so wary of Peter, he would’ve turned his back completely.

“Speaking of Derek dating your English teacher, how are you dealing with that? In my experience, teenage heartbreak is dealt with by listening to soft emo music and liberally applying ‘guyliner’.”

Stiles did a double-take, “What the hell…”

“Perhaps you went the more traditional route of a tub of Cookie Dough ice cream and renting ‘Pride and Prejudice’.”

“Stop talking.”

“If it’s any consolation—”

“If you’re the one saying it, it’s probably not going to be,” Stile interrupted.

“You could do a lot better than Derek. All familial ties aside, my nephew is an idiot. You should be with someone who’s at least as clever as you, maybe someone a little bit devious.” Peter’s smile grew a bit wider, “Have you given any more thought to whether you want the bite or not, Stiles? The offer’s still on the table, we could be really good together.”

That was when Stiles decided it was time to leave. Death by pack of Alphas was better than whatever the hell Peter was doing.

"I saw Derek Hale and your English teacher out tonight."

Stiles didn't look up from his computer, but made a sound acknowledging his dad had spoken.

"They looked, close," His dad continued, taking a few more steps into the room. Stiles quickly closed the website about Celtic druids and brought up a paused game, wishing the ground would swallow him because, yeah, he could deal with everyone else asking it, but if his dad—

"So, are, how do you—would you like to talk about that, or your, uh, feelings on things, or something?"

Stiles puffed out his cheeks and exhaled sharply, "Nope. I'm all good here."

The sheriff nodded, "Yeah, yeah, okay. But, whenever, you want to, just tell me, or you could even talk to your guidance counselor—"

“Dad, seriously, nothing to talk about.”

Mr. Stilinski turned to leave, but hesitated and walked over to Stiles, who was staring resolutely at the screen.

"I’m not saying I would’ve approved, but, anyone who doesn't want you is an idiot, just for your general knowledge," He kissed the top of Stiles' head, "Good night, I'll make pancakes in the morning."

Stiles forced a grin so wide his tears were pressed out of his eyes and down his cheeks, where they were harshly wiped away.

"Sounds great, dad."

"And bacon. Real bacon." He said pointedly as he walked out the door.

“Dad,” Stiles said, spinning around, “Thanks.”

The sheriff paused in the doorway and turned around, "I love you, Stiles."

“Love you too, dad.”

"I can arrest him again if you want me to."

"Dad," Stiles groaned, “Totally not necessary. I had a crush, he didn't sully my honor.”

“He better not have.”

End

#teen wolf #stiles #scott #stiles and scott friendship #unrequited crush #derek #season 3 #it's whatever I guess #fanfic #salamandererg #would rather post it here so I won't be anxious about hits/kudos on AO3

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sanchoyo · 3 years

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danny phantom 14-20 thoughts!! I finished up s1 :D these last few eps were actually really really good!!!

-did. did tucker really just say esperanto was a dead language only spoken as a secret code between geeks. google says around 100,000 people actively speak it. oh my god...it being an auxiliary language doesn't mean its 'just for geeks to speak in code' ...it helps bridge gaps between people who don't have a language in common...

-danny really isn't pulling punches when it comes to fighting the ghost-cop possessed people huh. like he SLAMMED KWAN INTO THE CONCRETE SO HARD. HE THREW PAULINA INTO A BILLBOARD. will that...I mean it WOULD carry over to their bodies non-possessed, right? like if the ghost piloting their bodies gets hurt?? itd be so upsetting to be possessed, lose time, then wake up covered in bruises (and possibly, broken bones??) real horror movie stuff im sure wont be addressed in any way

-tuckers parents seem nice! I like them :)

-WULF IS CUTE AND I FEEL BAD. im so glad the gang realized he was only causing trouble bc of the shock collar walker put on him and helped. also, him wearing that big hoodie with the hood on, and thinking its subtle. we can tell youre still a giant wolfie :) THEN GETTING SUCKED INTO THE PORTAL AAAAH :( anxiously waiting to see Him Again....

-DANNY BLASTING HIS PARENTS THINKING THEY WERE OVERSHADOWED LMFAO GET THEIR ASSES. maddie marking how many ghosts she gets with lipstick tallies on the side of her portal gun? kindaaa iconic tho. (ALSO, SHE WAS LIKE, 2 FT AWAY FROM HIM RIGHT AFTER SHE TRIED TO SHOOT HIM. HOW DO YOU NOT RECONINZE YOUR OWN SON??? like sure, he might have diff hair/eye colors. but like, if one of my family members dyed their hair, and was wearing contacts, its not like id be like 'wHO IS THIS STRANGER!!!' ...he still has all his facial features!! same everything!!! I hate it here)

-paulina being #1 girl realizing danny's a friendly ghost immediately. smart queen. lancer and kwan ran away right after he made this sweet baby face at them:

which is hilarious.

-ok. im not saying his bullying is JUSTIFIED, but. dash looked so pleased with the (cute!) poster he just painted, and danny comes thru the wall and spills paint on his nice letterman jacket. his anger is justified maybe 65% of the time so far...(not the way he handles it, but STILL.) at least lancer is stepping in!! and them making a silly little bet was...cute?? until dash pulled out his GROSS UNDERWEAR AND SAID DANNY WOULD HAVE TO EAT THEM???? WHAT THE FUCK MAN. TUCKER WAS SO RIGHT ITS FUCKING WEIRD TO CARRY THOSE AROUND EWWW. THIS KID IS UNWELL. lancer was right, his animatronic setup was SUPER IMPRESSIVE?? hes actually pretty creative. danny meanwhile is stealing the fright knight's design...I hope dash is taking art classes or smth with his sports

-fright knight is the most bestest ghost so far i LOVE THAT DESIGN. I am biased towards knights, and characters with swords, but he fucks so severely. and should sue danny for copyright infringement for stealing his design for his haunted house. if some 14 yr old broke into MY house and stole MY sword, id also be pissed. his evil winged unicorn rules too with its FANGS. and he just CAN SHOVE THE PORTAL OPEN WITH HIS HANDS??? is he the strongest ghost weve seen so far? idk but hes my fav. SOUL SHREDDER IS SUCH A COOL SWORD NAME TOO. ANY NAMED SWORD ALSO FUCKS. 'flaming bedsheets of DEATH' funny king. ALSO he was polite to dash and tucker when just asking for directions and telling tucker 'oh maybe, just a suggestion, maybe be nicer to me and be more respectful :)' I LOOOVE HIM.

-I noticed this in the Ember ep, but jazz has an electric guitar in her room!! talent musical queen!! its cool to see hobbies just in the bg.

-fright knight's murder castle reminds me of the booby trapped murder castle in zexal!! another supposedly 'for kids' show with murder/trap castles! we love that. if you are a dp fan reading this, give yugioh zexal a try. its also got 13-14 year old protags and involves (alien) ghosts. the cardgame is just a vessel for the plot, which is really good. (I just want more people to watch my fav yugioh, man)

-danny. with a SWORD.

-danny doesnt NEED TO WIN this contest, dash didnt STEAL HIS DESIGNS AND STEAL A SWORD. he also got excited to hear lancer got sent to a dimension with his worst fears too just so he could win the contest? DANNY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!! BRO MAYBE YOURE 14 AND HAVENT FULLY DEVOLPED YOUR WHOLE BRAIN YET, BUT...THATS FUCKED. this kid casually says the most deranged things, I do worry for my spooky son. once again, therapy needed. that judo toss was great tho. I wonder if he actually did pick up some martial arts stuff from his mom?

-danny can fly 112 mph!!! thats so fast! I love the lil montage of him and his friends testing his abilities and stuff, very cute and a good way to showcase what he can do by now and how much more proficient he's gotten from ep 1!!! I'm sure he's going to get more abilities :)

-im glad...maddie's at least TRYING this ep. I do feel for her because her husband is a man baby. but the fact it took 16 episodes to get a kinda semblance of any kind of real concern or attempts at bonding. hmm. jack's 'BACK OFF SHES A MINOR' @ the ghost trying to attack jazz. also was very funny. and him wanting to make an action figure of her? are the parents redeeming themselves to me? slightly. they gotta Work Harder

-THE GHOST. IS FLYING. THE PLANE.

-fenton machete. but she doesnt carry a PHONE??? ???

-I mean I expected vlad when you namedrop him earlier in the ep, and also the title card picture, and dalv corp being fucking vlad backwards. but seeing him just pull up on a golf cart made me bust out laughing. WITH the gift baskets prepared. why wouldnt you at least be suspicious. also, if he wants danny to be his lil sonboy, why is he so fucking malicious?? dude you are going about this in such a bad way. stop it. get some help.

-maddie not even hesitating to drag danny out. fucking good. danny is so right, go on the internet to date. get a cat. how do you spend...how many years?? has it been since college?? at least 20, right, since the parents/vlad are in their 40s? hung up on ONE girl. my god, man. incel drama queen. her kung fu IS impressive, but dude. 'we both know hes a creep' SO right. it sucks but they do need a phone and shit being in the middle of NOWHERE. also, just stealing his helicopter was great. <3

-'you must be exhausted carrying the weight of that mistake you made years ago' 'well we all make mistakes. maybe I'll make one now!' WHY DID THIS EXHCHANGE SEND ME. AND VLAD WITH THE BREATH SPRAY EWWW BITCH. 'OLD BAIT BREATH' SOO RIGHT. both danny and his mom playing him HAHAH hes so dumb. or rather, I think he thinks with his emotions too too much and is...actually pretty gullible? lmao he believed danny was ready to give in SO fast. (which is sad hes that hopeful, like you have SO MUCH MONEY YOU COULD EASILY GET ANOTHER GIRL WHO HAS A KID. AND WOULD WANT TO BE WITH YOU AND BE SUPPORTED. GET OVER THIS (1) WOMAN ALREADY IM GETTING SECONDHAND EMBARRASSMENT AAAAH)

-GHOST BEAR GHOST BEAR GHOST BEAR. it was also in the title card, but I still got very excited. we love bears here

-SAM'S BAT SWIMSUIT COVERUP!!! her outfits are simply iconic.

-'i'd tell you to go to the mens room, but I don't think you qualify' top paulina transphobic moments. :( and him wearing a tanktop to the swim park? hmmm! (actually I think she was overshadowed by then, so, KITTY top 10 transphobic moments??)

-kitty just piloting paulina around makes me feel SO bad tho, paulina's gonna wake up and be like 'wtf do you mean I was dating this rando' like youre leading danny on to make johnny jealous, and also just POSSESSING POOR PAULINA. dude take your relationship problems ELSEWHERE. last time we saw them, they seemed like such a cute couple!! wtf johnny!! I mean, she sucks for trying to make him jealous, he sucks for looking at other girls...maybe they need a break, but Not Like This. or, you know, just. better communication...

-and the A-listers having a full packet and a stamp system. who organizes this. kwan fucking owning being the new danny though, this is hysterical. THE TUCKER/KWAN FLOWER FIELD TWIRL. UNIRONICALLY ADORABLE. and him giving it his all for the poetry slam. bless his HEARTTTT.

-Star owns. actually, all of the extra characters are shining this ep and I love it.

-INVISO-BILL??? NOOOO THEY DID HIM SOO DIRTY. DANNY SWEETIE IM SO SORRY.

-johnny and danny bein friends and staging a fake fight (which danny takes too seriously, once again this child has aggression he NEEDS TO WORK OUT) I hope these three stay friends, I said it before but danny needs more friendly ghosts to hang with.

-at this point, Danny's ghost enemies are a lot like, I dunno, batman's rouge gallery is the first thing that comes to mind. they all have their own gimmick and unique designs, but most of them are easy to beat after learning the Moral Lesson. I still get excited when any of them show up again, though. 18 is another valerie episode!!!! :D skulker really said you two will get along if I have to handcuff you together <3 and the gym teacher really said, youre married now, have a flour baby! ngl, I'm not really watching this show for the shipping stuff (which I am very scared to look at the fandom for after I finish this watch through- I feel like there's probably discourse/arguing about ships...) but. I'm gonna put my opinion out there. valerie/danny > sam/danny. maybe I just really love the enemies to lovers trope. And the secret identity stuff adds Extra Flavor.

-SKULKER JUST HAVING THE BOX GHOST AND DANGLING HIM BY A STRING. HILARIOUS. and him watching them with binoculars and making his silly little commentary. AND MAKING THE SACK BABY CRY. LMAO. THIS DUDE IS A BABY KIDNAPPER. skulker is super fun

-danny, you just...collapsed the water tower. and then attacked the nasty burger machine...mascot thingy...out of anger..I KEEP SAYING HE'S GOT ANGER ISSUES BUT. HE REALLY NEEDS A LESSON IN MANAGING COLLATERAL DAMAGE!!! So does valerie!! They're both pretty focused on each other. I mean it's good of Danny to say he's trying to make sure PEOPLE don't get hurt, but... (I mean I guess it's not something 14 year olds WOULD worry about, but as an adult im like, who's going to fix that? how much money will that take??)

-TUCKER MAKING BANK. and sam and tucker being super emotionally attached to their flour baby and being pretty good parents. that's cute...also him just straight kissing her and being like. WAIT. O_O JDSKAFHD. his mom baking them into cookies was the funniest possible result. tbh I dont feel like this is on tucker, if anything the other kid's shouldve been more responsible! He was just taking an opportunity to get that $$ which I respect

-Danny being more understanding of Valerie's situation in the end (helping her at her job, too, and trying to keep that a secret for her!!!) And seeing them work together this ep, and also her letting phantom get her out of the ghost zone...was very sweet. LOVE that. more valerie eps pls

-me when I realize vlad's big stupid house exploded because of his own carelessness with changing the ghost portal ectofiltrator or whatever: *pointing and laughing*

-me when I realize it means he's gonna go make danny's life hell for it somehow: >:(

-SCOOBY PARODY!!! I feel like there's gotta be some scooby doo/danny phantom crossover stuff, right? also, 'guys in white' men in black wishes

-'oh, that's right! dad married the love of your life! you're bitter and alone!' DANNNNNYY GET HIS ASS ONCE AGAIN WE ARE POINTING AND LAUGHING AT VLAD

-'jack, you captured the ghost boy!!' UMM. he did nothing <3 'we have a weapon's vault??' YOU HAVE A WEAPONS VAULT??? and jack didnt put a handle on the inside. of fucking course he didnt! why would you leave that to your son!! or expect him to clean YOUR LAB when its where you work with probably dangerous chemicals and weapons and hes 14!! give him normal chores, like, I dunno, vacuuming, laundry, dishes...CMON. I hate it here. But I'm glad Jack is more chill about danny while he's a ghost, and willing to work with him for this ep. AND. I DID ENJOY JACK PUNCHING VLAD IN THE FACE. AND GENERALLY JUST OWNING HIM. the ghost punchy fists are actually amazing. like yeah, just punch a ghost in the face. that rules.

-ep 20 opens with the coolest fucking ghost lady design. her tattoos can come off and fight. MA'AM. I like ur nose ring and your cape maam hello 👉👈😳

-sam's grandma is hilarious and the most valid member of her family and I love her. thats my grandma now. and tucker covering for sam by dressing as her. thats true friendship <3 also skipping school to go to a goth circus. just bestie things! sam's parents are haters but for all the wrong reasons.

-'my family has controlled ghosts with this for generations!' WAIT. WAIT FREAKSHOW /ISNT/ A GHOST? I didn't expect that...he's just a fucked up guy controlling ghosts? anyway watching danny shoot at police cars and rob banks while mind controlled. its like, the most stereotypical 'bad' things lmao. (tbh an evil ghost circus troupe is a sick concept)

this gives off big deviantart emo edit vibes

(I'm going to assume evil circus reaper danny has a lot of fan content. people love an edgy au, except this one is canon (even tho its via mind control...having the protag go evil otherwise might be hard, I guess?) but au where he stays with the troupe...that has to exist, right?)

ANYWAY. excited to start s2!! lowkey surprised by how many notes some of these posts have gotten. I've gone back and tagged them all with 'dp thoughts' so they're easier to find on my blog! ^^ and I will probably possibly do (more) fanart on my art blog after I finish the watch of the whole show, so like. @sanchoyodraws follow my art blog :)

#sanchoyorambles #danny phantom #dp thoughts

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recentanimenews · 5 years

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Celebrate Mother's Day with the Greatest Moms in Anime!

It’s that time of year again, folks: Mother’s Day. The time when all of us can come together to celebrate motherhood in all its forms. Mothers come in all sorts of shapes and sizes. Some have one mother. Some have two. Some are biological. Some aren’t. Who among us doesn’t have “the Mom friend” in their friend group? I once saw a woman who described herself as “a single mom with no kids” in her dating profile and by golly, folks, that one stuck with me.

It takes a lot to be a mom—and even more to be a good one. And trust me, I know a good mom when I see one. As a fan of both anime AND moms, I feel truly blessed. There are TONS of great moms out there in anime. I’ve already wished my real mom a happy Mother’s Day, so now it’s time to celebrate with my other moms: the best moms in anime.

Inko Midoriya - My Hero Academia

A favorite anime mothers list that doesn’t lead with Inko Midoriya is a list I don’t wanna read. Inko Midoriya is who anime moms should strive to be. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with this mom. Every step of the way she takes complete pride in her son Deku and his accomplishments. Even when her son faces immense danger and painful injury, she doesn’t waver in her support. At the same time, she never devalues her own feelings. She’s never shy when it comes to voicing worry and concern over her son’s safety. She chastises both him and his mentor for his recklessness when they deserve it. She reminds them that there’s more to being a hero than simple self-sacrifice, because there are people like her who need them to come home safe and sound. She’s perfect, and I want to give her a hug.

Tosen Shimogamo - The Eccentric Family

It takes a lot to be an amazing mother, but luckily for this one being human isn’t a requirement. Matriarch of the honorable Shimogamo family of Kyoto tanuki, the untimely passing of her husband made her solely responsible for raising the next generation of Shimogamo tanuki. Luckily for Yasaburo and his three brothers, their upbringing couldn’t be in better hands (er, paws). The Shimogamo family’s pride lies both in their unwavering pursuit of fun and in the close ties that bind them all together. When she’s not dressing up like a prince and dominating the local billiards clubs, Tosen comforts and guides her children with the unconditional love only the best of mothers can provide.

Lisa Lisa - JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure

Some moms show their love and dedication by coming home from a long, stressful day at work and still taking you to soccer practice. Some moms show their love by throwing you into a big, oily pit and telling you to climb out or die. Lisa Lisa is the latter. While not a Joestar by birth, their fates became intertwined when she was saved from a boat full of rampaging vampires by Erina Joestar as a baby. She later married into the Joestar family, mothered a son, and ultimately suffered the same fate as Erina—her husband was killed by a vampire. Having learned Hamon from her adopted father, she got her revenge on the vampire who widowed her and gave up her son to go into hiding. She became a master Hamon user, and years later her son Joseph would unknowingly seek out his own mother to teach him. Though her methods might seem harsh, her training gave him the tools necessary to once and for all defeat the Pillar Men menace together. Finally reunited, they could be the family they had always wished to be. Smart, beautiful, and tough to boot, on a scale of one to ten this mom is a fifty.

Sakura Uchiha - BORUTO: NARUTO NEXT GENERATIONS

Sakura has a special place in the hearts of many anime fans as one of the only mothers they got to watch grow up and become a mother in front of their very eyes. Though a young girl at the onset of Naruto many years ago, Sakura has since grown into a fine mother raising her own shinobi daughter in the ongoing series BORUTO: NARUTO NEXT GENERATIONS. With her husband Sasuke largely absent on secret missions, Sakura is tasked with being one of the villages best fighters, medical practitioners, and sole caretaker for her daughter. She does it well though, assuaging her daughter’s anxieties through her unshakeable trust in Sasuke and doing whatever it takes to defend her daughter in times of need. She’s living proof that shinobi moms can truly have it all.

Izumi Curtis - Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood

It might seem a bit cruel or ironic to put Izumi—a woman whose greatest weakness was caused by her inability to have children—she is without a doubt the greatest maternal figure in the Elric brothers’ lives. Like the Elric brothers, she had dabbled in human transmutation following the death of her baby in childbirth. As a result, she lost several internal organs and the inability to ever have children. She later took in and trained the Elric brothers, who had undergone a similar ordeal after the death of their mother. Though a tough-as-nails fighter and trainer, Izumi’s naturally caring nature helped nurture the Elric brothers into two of the best Alchemists and fighters in the nation. She’s as much a fantastic mother as any others in this list.

Kobayashi - Miss Kobayashi’s Dragon Maid

Miss Kobayashi’s Dragon Maid is an anime all about a bunch of misfits coming together and forming their own little family in Tokyo, and Kobayashi happens to be everyone’s favorite tired, working-class stepmom. Having already had her loner lifestyle thrown out of whack when a maid who is also a dragon shows up on her doorstep, her life further complicates when a young dragon named Kanna inserts herself into Kobayashi’s life. Despite being hundreds of years older than Kobayashi, Kanna is still very much a child as dragons go, and begins seeing Kobayashi as a mother.

The show is full of cute scenes between the two, and one of my favorite episodes in the series spells out their mother-daughter dynamic in pretty explicit terms. A harsh crunch period at work means Kobayashi can’t come to the sports festival at Kanna’s school. Kanna gets upset, and Kobayashi struggles to reconcile the way Kanna sees her with the off-hand approach her own parents took raising her. It’s an incredibly touching episode, and watching Kobayashi open up her heart a little more to her newfound daughter solidifies her as one of the best moms a tiny anime dragon girl could ask for.

Bulma, Chichi, and Android 18 - Dragon Ball Super

So far I’ve tried to stick to one mom per show, but when it came time to choose which Dragon Ball mom was best, I couldn’t bring myself to do it. They’re all great. As is the tragic fate of great moms everywhere, they never get the credit they deserve. Take Bulma, for example. She took a genocidal villain hellbent on destroying the earth and turned him into a family man. Not to mention the fact she—the smartest person in the world—invented time travel to save not one but TWO timelines from destruction. Speaking of which, without Android 18, Universe 7 would never have been able to win Zen-oh’s tournament and multiple universes would’ve been annihilated.

Finally, there’s Chichi, who receives the brunt of maternal disrespect. Sure, she nags her husband and kids, but put yourself in her shoes! All she wants is a good life for her family, yet she can only watch as they put themselves in harms way time after time. How many times has she seen her husband die? Too many! Also, let’s be real here, Goku doesn’t know what a freaking kiss is. That woman has had to endure decades married to an absolute beefcake who won’t even kiss her. Who among us wouldn’t have a little pent up frustration after that?

Of course, these are just a few of all the wonderful moms that the we’ve been blessed to meet while watching anime. I know I’ll be thinking of each and every one of them, and I hope you will be too. So take the time today to wish your local mom a happy Mother’s Day, then kick back and watch some anime together.

Which anime mom would you most like to wish a happy Mother’s Day? Let us know in the comments below!

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QUAKECON 2018 | DOOM ETERNAL INTERVIEW

Finally. Okay, so here's an interview that Marty Stratton and Hugo Martin did over a month ago, and for one reason or another I never got the chance to talk about it until now. Sorry about that!

Now, I totally encourage you all to watch it, but for the sake of posterity here are a bunch of things that were mentioned during this interview. Some of them are widely known already, but it's still worth pointing them out, in my opinion.

Keep in mind that some things mentioned here could be considered as mild spoilers, so you might want to skip this if you want to learn about the mechanics of the game on your own when the game comes out.

- DOOM Eternal is a sequel to DOOM 2016. It doesn't take place immediately after DOOM 2016. - Doomguy has upgraded his armor from DOOM 2016. Hugo mentions that they did use the original Doomguy armor as a reference for the new suit. - According to Marty and Hugo, they'll give the players lots of opportunities to explore the background of the Doomslayer, or at least for those who are interested in the "lore" aspect of the game. - The Crucible that Doomguy holds in the gameplay reveal is not the same from the previous game. For starters, the Crucible from DOOM Eternal bears the Mark of the Doomslayer, whereas the Crucible from DOOM 2016 (the one that Samuel Hayden probably still has) was made of flesh more than anything else. - Hugo Martin states that there's definitely an internal struggle within humanity in regards of the unavoidable reality of a demonic invasion of Earth. There's definitely some people who are not down with that, and there's the "I just work here" group of people, like the UAC personnel in Phobos.

- Hugo also mentions Evil Dead 2 and Robocop as inspirations for the previous game and DOOM Eternal. This was mentioned previously in the fantastic DOOM 2016 documentary made by Danny O'Dwyer almost a year ago, but hey, you know, it doesn't hurt to mention that again, right?

- The purpose of the "invasion" aspect of DOOM Eternal is to make the so-called "DOOM dance" a bit more interactive with your friends without messing things up in the process. Seems like the feedback they got for adding the ability to turn into a demon made them bring it back for DOOM Eternal but without the rest of the multiplayer aspect of DOOM 2016. - The Meat Hook of the Super Shotgun only works on the demons and not on the environment. The dash also has a little cooldown and doesn't regenerate while you're in the air, only while you're on the ground. The reason for that is that, according to Hugo, they wanted the upgrades to feel "smart" and not go overboard with them. - You can also use the shoulder-mounted grenade/flamethrower while shooting the weapon you're holding. You can obtain a few armor shards by doing so. - The life system was implemented as a "get-out-of-jail-free" card for when you get killed in the game without necessarily reloading the last checkpoint. The screen goes desaturated and you'll be invulnerable for a few moments. This makes me think of old-school arcade run-n-gun games where you get killed and you blink for a few seconds when you return to the action. - Hugo and Marty were flat-out asked if we're going to see some kind of "Heaven" in the game. They didn't want to give out details of course, but they still appreciate how people are interested in knowing more about the game and the "lore" elements they want to implement for DOOM Eternal for the sake of enhancing the main story.

- Of course, as it was pointed out the moment this interview took place, Snapmap and Multiplayer modes are not going to be included in DOOM Eternal. Marty said they are interested in doing single-player DLC because that's what the players asked for instead of the Multiplayer DLC that DOOM 2016 got.

I would like to point out that a bunch of people out there got the wrong idea about what Marty said about their plans of single-player DLC for DOOM Eternal, probably because they forgot how the reception was for the DOOM 2016 Multiplayer in general compared to how well the public in general praised the single-player mode.

- Mods are definitely not out of the question, and Marty said that it's a long-term initiative for them to go back to modding support. - 4k and 60FPS is definitely a goal of them. They also appreciated how well the Nintendo Switch port of DOOM 2016 did, and they plan on releasing DOOM Eternal on the Switch as well. - There will be no real-life locations on the game, the Earth of DOOM Eternal will be its own thing instead.

And that's pretty much it. If I didn't mention something feel free to point it out!

#gaming #DOOM #DOOM Eternal #pc games #quakecon #marty stratton #hugo martin #video #id software #bethesda #videogames #video games

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I’ve started getting more ideas for my Danny Phantom/Boku No Hero Academia “The Reality Gauntlet is responsible for the existence of Quirks and Amity Park wakes up 200 years later in hero society” AU...also, I should probably figure out a shorter name for it...

-In canon Danny Phantom, the Guys In White tried to capture Danny because they claimed “ghost powers in the hands of a ‘prepubescent’ kid are uncontrollable and dangerous”; considering, that in this AU, they will see a future where people will gain superpowers at the age of FOUR, they’re abolished by the US Government by the time having a Quirk becomes a social norm... however, that’s not to say that they weren’t partially a cause of the chaos – in the US, at least – that erupted when Quirks first started emerging... or that being abolished by the Government truly ended their existence and crusade against superpowers.

-The glowing baby in China was born two years after the Reality Gauntlet backfired and the disappearance of Amity Park (so if DP is set first in 2004, and Reality Trip happens in the summer of 2005, the first recorded Quirk user was born in 2007)

-If Danny hadn’t wiped records of Danny Phantom’s existence outside of Amity Park (while using the Reality Gauntlet to undo his secret identity’s exposure), he probably would have been mentioned in the history books as the first of the super-powered vigilantes that paved the way for pro-heroism, even though he disappeared decades before the existence of the first ex-vigilante pro heroes. He’d also probably have been labelled the first individual to demonstrate a Quirk, though conspiracy theorists on the internet would probably debate it.

Midoriya, with his obsession with heroes and lack of middle school friends, probably would’ve spent a lot of time on online forums and social media sites, and gotten involved in a lot of Danny Phantom history-and-Quirk debates with his fellow conspiracy nuts.

-After getting over the shock of waking up in a different society in the future, Danny would initially find a society where powers and superheroes are normal amazing, but he’d eventually contrast such a society with his own experience of being a superhero in a society where they were unusual. This would lead to him seeing holes in the BNHA society from his outsider point of view, such as an entire society idolising one Symbol of Peace, extreme Quirk control and the perceived disadvantage of Quirkless people. He wouldn’t take to those aspects very well.

-Since Amity Park disappears at the time of Reality Trip, Vlad is not in Amity Park yet; he’s not caught in the stasis and thusly lives through the chaos of the early Quirk Era. There is a good chance he tried to capitalise on the global chaos, travelled between countries to view powerful Quirks as they emerged and met a young All For One.

-Danny helps/saves All Might on a few occasions when All Might is near his limit. This helps paint his good intentions to All Might and leads the number one hero to spare his capture, asking why on earth such a seemingly good kid has to resort to vigilantism.

-All Might almost officially recommends Danny to UA, but Danny decides to take the entrance exam with Midoriya and get in on his own merit

-since the Amity Park residents are without home and education – in addition to being pulled from their town for a villain’s plan – UA houses them anyway under witness protection and ease of access for Danny and his peers to reach UA staff for assistance. Sam and Tucker take entrance exams for the General Education and Support courses to stick with Danny, and a few other smart students who are interested in the Japanese school and language immersion like Mikey probably also apply.

-Sam befriends Shinsou, either as a classmate in General Education or simply as a campus boarder because she didn’t get accepted into UA but still sees him around. After she hears his story, she angrily and loudly protests “SOMEONE GET THIS MAN A SPOT IN THE HERO COURSE, GODDAMMIT!”

-Danny’s parents probably get a job in a Support Company and make money designing/building new prototypes

#danny phantom #boku no hero academia #crossover #au #crossover headcanon #danny fenton #midoriya izuku #all might #I really need to give a name to this au

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🌸🌼 I think this fandom could do with some positivity so if you want to, why dont you pick 3 (or more) people that you dont normally talk to or havent talked to in a while and tell me one thing you like about them? Or if you feel uneasy about talking to new people just pick people you know better :) Then send this message to at least 5 other blogs that you like to keep this game up! 🌼🌸

Rust, how dare you attack me with this absolutely impossible ask. I love this fandom, and the people in it. I am also feeling delicate because no one at school wants to be my friend and I swear to god I am fun. So, let’s get sappy. I’m not gonna follow the rules at all- I’m going with 13 people. I’m gonna tell those folks how much I like ‘em. And they’re gonna listen because I’m tagging them. So there. But I’m also putting it under a cut because it’s gonna get long. Also, let’s be super clear: this is NOT a complete list of people I admire in the fandom, nor even a complete list of people I think of as friends. This is just people I feel the need to thank today.

@theprincessed was one of the first people who talked to me in this fandom. She’s been a super supportive soul, her tags are top notch, and whenever she writes it makes me smile. Plus she is wonderful at gushing over Robron. If you ever really need a good giddy happy conversation I super recommend Dani.

@irisnsc is one of the kindest people ever. She was definitely an early friend around here, and she helped point me in the direction of interesting blogs to follow and artists to admire. Her Robron song choices are always spot on, and I like hearing new music through her. She also brings me so much joy with little messages about her fav part of any drawing. It’s really meaningful when people reach out with that level of care.

@omarandjohnny is, of course, the biggest teddy bear on the planet. He is made of hugs and love. He listens to my INSANE song rewrites and once blogged so much in a day that ALL MY RECS were satanist blogs and I cried laughing. Also his aesthetic choices with cute guy reblogs are A+. And his tags. Yes yes yes.

@thesnowyswan Rae, where do I even begin? If you start typing on my computer www.archi it auto fills to her page on Ao3. I spent an hour staring at my computer trying to work up the courage to send her my first drawing I did for her. And then we started talking and it turns out? She’s smart and funny and a little dirty and SO good at feedback. She is a dream collaborator, and also just a fucking cool person. Plus she’s got such style and loves cider, so she is clearly the tops.

@sugdendingleaddict is someone who just managed to suddenly be an amazing friend. When I’m freaking out over something or flailing about robron she is RIGHT there with me. I think 90% of our messages are in all caps and laughter. She loves butts, and is an ambassador to the world on behalf of Ryan’s behind. She’s a fierce friend and protector, and I fucking love our chats. Five stars. Would friend again.

@getyourfaceoutofmyface is the best kind of nerd. She will nerd out with you about Robron and other things and THAT RULES. She’s kind and thoughtful and funny. She and I created a whole second robron child concept from a typo. A TYPO. She agrees with me that Danny is an absolute fox and gives me all the snuggle head canons for my instagrams. If you have ever thought a thing of mine was cute that’s Shauna’s cute brain. Not mine.

@howellobrien is one of the sunniest and kindest people I have ever met on the internet. Holly is the anti-troll. If you ever wonder… is the internet a place full of good? Go look at Holly’s page and you will be certain it’s the best. She loves to spread happiness, and we should all let her.

@littlelooneyluna is one of those authors that gives you a headcanon that sticks with you. Like, I genuinely sometimes catch myself wondering how great little skateboarding future Seb is going to be because of how she writes him. That’s absurd. He’s a baby! Also, her tags are fucking great.

@letthebluerain convinced me to love Pete. PETE. He’s a farmer who is dating a snore, but WHAT NOW I LOVE PETE. And Blue tells me about the world and has 100% correct opinions about Robert’s great arms, and all outfit choices pretty much, and makes up weird little scenes about wedding seating charts with me. Also, anytime anything good happens in this fandom it is because Blue is unable to watch TV. So, they are a god send.

@drawlallvowels supports my drinking and I love it. I swear Tina may have a chart that she refers to when I draw something and guesses if that piece was inspired by rum or vodka. She is a fucking hilarious tagger and a damn good writer of Robert the prostitute. Also she is the best at writing little backstories for drawings. I swear she knows more about them than I do!

@vckaarrob rocks my socks. She’s an absurdly amazing writer, she is correct in all ways about both Robert and Aaron’s grooming (hair and beard) and she’s crazy good at inspiration. Her teen AUs wormed their way into my soul. I do not understand how she can write that cute stuff and then write porn so well. She may be a witch, and I am here for it.

@robertisbisexual is my favorite filth encourager. If when I begin my kinktober work it will ALL be because of Mal, Vic, and Rae. Their bdsm fics are some of the absolute best. She is a fucking gifted writer and even made me like the insane crack ship that is Leyla/Robert for a second. Which is a statement. Because I have NEVER SEEN LEYLA ON EMMERDALE. Plus she’s just super supportive and cool.

@rustandruin is you, but YOU ARE GETTING NICE THINGS SAID ABOUT YOU, FRIEND-O. YOU ARE AMAZING. OK? UGH. Every conversation we have is top notch. I will eternally regret that I am not younger so that we could have been college friends because I swear we would have been. IMAGINE HANGING OUT AND EATING GELATO BY THE DUOMO WITH ME. IT COULD HAVE HAPPENED, RUST. AAARGH. ARG!!!!!

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so now that teen wolf is over i decided to make a list of scenes i always wanted to see in teen wolf. ahem:

stiles and scott apologizing to derek for being dicks to him in the first two seasons. i always wanted scott and derek to be bros but their initial behavior in the first seasons always felt like it was standing the way.

allison apologizing to everyone for her season 2 murder spree. her apology to stiles would include stiles being totally understanding and then bonding over their dead moms would ensue. her apology to derek would be super stiff and derek would probably point out that his entire family was murdered by an argent but he still never tried to hurt allison but he’d ultimately forgive her and they’d eventually realize how much the other values pack and family and bond over that.

stiles rescuing erica and boyd in master plan. i’ve never understood how we’re supposed to believe that gerard let stiles go and stiles just… left? no. he would absolutely go back and try to save erica and boyd. he’d try to convince his dad to save them, he’d try to get other members of the pack involved, or he’d just go by himself like the reckless fool he is.

the sheriff and melissa becoming the pack parents. like the sheriff getting out of bed and walking downstairs and being totally unfazed by all the teenagers sitting in his kitchen making him a healthy breakfast. the pack taking turns bringing melissa dinner at the hospital and the sheriff healthy dinners at the police station. boyd sneaking the sheriff sweets every once and a while. everyone in the pack turning to john and melissa for support and advice and the two of them slowly realizing that they’ve accidentally adopted this entire pack of teenagers.

scott and stiles walking in on the sheriff and melissa kissing and it turning in to this huge awkward babbling mess that only the Stilinski-McCall Family™ could create and the awkwardness between everyone lasts for several episodes until stiles finally sits down with his dad and tells him he deserves to be happy and they talk about claudia and maybe cry a little and scott and melissa have the same conversation and then there’s just a lot family bonding and feels.

derek and cora just… being siblings? and being excited to see each other? like cora sitting down and asking derek questions about what he and laura did after the fire and that maybe turns into some crying and hugging but also some laughing as derek tells cora stories about laura and their mom that she probs doesn’t remember. maybe peter joins in too - not on the crying, but at least on the story telling.

in the same vein, malia actually being interested in learning about the hale family and seeking out derek and cora to maybe try to build a family again. i have mixed feelings about malia being a hale, but i wish they’d actually shown her being a hale.

malia being treated like the child she is - and i don’t mean that in a condescending way, i literally mean that she was probs not emotionally capable of dealing with a lot of stuff that she did in the show, like romantic relationships and sex. it would have been cute to see the entire pack taking turns teaching her about basic human stuff - like lydia giving her this entire powerpoint presentation on consent and then malia just goes around asking permission to hug people or isaac trying to teach her about fashion and she goes around openly criticizing people’s fashion choices at school. stupid crap like that would have been great.

stiles, allison and boyd being the badass investigative trio of the pack. like stiles is obviously an fbi agent now or whatever, but i feel like allison was also super smart and she had the weapons skills to back her up - and then boyd is just so perceptive and knowledgeable and i can see him balancing out stiles’ crazy really well. like any time they need an attack plan, everyone turns to these three. and maybe lydia and danny jump in sometimes too.

speaking of danny, more danny scenes. danny and scott, danny and stiles, danny and jackson, danny and lydia, danny explaining his knowledge of the supernatural. just… danny.

erica and kira bonding. i get erica died before kira came along but i think they’re relationship could have been awesome.

fleshed out lgbt+ character arcs. like stiles discovering he’s bi, but maybe he thinks he’s gay for awhile and then he actually you know uses the word bisexual and has to deal with coming out to his friends and family - who of course all support him, but still, we get that entire arc from beginning to end where stiles discovers and becomes comfortable with his sexuality.

conversely, lydia saying ‘i’m not interested in teenage boys anymore’ and then proceeding to finally make a move on a girl in the school. preferably allison but i’m not super picky.

danny sort of accidentally joining the pack. like he doesn’t really want to get involved in all the supernatural crap, but he’s friends with everyone in the pack and knows a lot about it so he always winds up helping and next thing he knows, he’s been added to the pack group chat and he’s in charge of getting pizza for their meeting on friday whoops.

the pack actually engaging in high school drama. like everyone going to senior prom together, the werewolves using their powers to intimidate bullies, working on group projects together at pack meetings, etc. just stupid high school shit.

i have this idea for a scene where kira is super stressed about something and she turns to boyd, who is just sitting quietly and reading or something, and kira starts ranting about whatever her problem is. boyd never says a word and kira figures out a solution on her own and is all ‘thanks boyd’ and like kisses his cheek and runs off and boyd just smiles and keeps reading.

some scene where we finally figure out why jackson has it out for stiles and scott. my headcanon is the three of them used to all be friends, but then stiles pushed all his friends away after his mom died and scott is basically the only one who stuck around and jackson’s super bitter about it, but legit any explanation would have been great especially if there was a lot of angry yelling.

stiles developing his magic abilities and using it to help the pack complete with him using his magic to maybe burn kate argent. to death.

yeah idk where i’m going with this but feel free to add on.

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