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claratyler · 4 months
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No i mean its actually so so so funny that they never tried for a second to push for or even lightly imply a merlin/morgana romance (which would be the formulaic thing to do, given that the other two leads were already paired up). They just couldnt do it. They had to be like ok we have to be real here.. not only is he gay and not only is she a lesbian, but they absolutely despise each other. Obsessed with their dynamic
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danielarlngton · 3 months
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I AM IN LOVE WITH A HERO THAT DOESN'T SURVIVE TO THE END OF THE STORY. HE IS A DEMIGOD, STEPPED DOWN FROM THE CRADLE OF OLYMPUS TO GIVE THE GIFT OF HIS BLOOD TO THE SOIL. WHEN WE MET, I THOUGHT HE WAS JESUS, FOR WHEN HE RAISED HIS HANDS, HE CALMED THE RAGING SEAS OF MY GRIEF. HE WAS THE STILLNESS, AND IF THAT WERE ALL THAT HE WAS, I WOULD HAVE DROPPED TO MY KNEES AND CALLED HIM MESSIAH, AND KISSED THE THIN SKIN STRETCHED ATOP HIS FEET. BUT MY LOVER IS NOT JUST THE STILLNESS, HE IS CHAOS INCARNATE. HE IS THE GALE THAT RISES FROM THE BOWELS OF THE WAVES AND THE DAMP FIST THAT PUNCHES THROUGH THE HULLS OF THOSE WHO TRY TO CROSS HIS STORMY DEPTHS, AND THE ONLY REASON I HAVE NOT DROWNED IN THE ENORMITY OF HIM IS BECAUSE HE KEEPS ME CLOSE TO HIS CENTER. HE IS THE TENDER EYE IN THE MIDST OF UNFORGETTABLE MADNESS, AND IN HIS ARMS, I KNOW WHAT IT IS TO REST. MY LOVER’S DEATH IS A FATED THING. HE IS DESTINED FOR THE CROWS AND WHEN WE LAY ON THE SHORE AND WHISPER PROMISES WE WILL NEVER GET TO KEEP AGAINST THE SOFT SKIN OF EACH OTHER’S EARS, I CAN SEE THE INKY BLACKNESS OF THEIR FAT BODIES CIRCLING OVERHEAD. THEY ARE HUNGRY CREATURES, CORVUS CORONE, AND WHEN THE RAIN FALLS, IT FEELS LIKE THE HUNGRY DRIP OF THEIR SALIVA, THE MEAT OF HIS FLESH ALREADY NOTHING MORE THAN A RECOLLECTION THEY CANNOT HELP BUT YEARN FOR.  I FIND MYSELF COMMITTING HIS EVERY MOVE TO MEMORY.  HIS BODY IS FOREVER IMMORTALIZED WITHIN THE SLICK CORNERS OF MY HEART, AND THE WAN FOLDS OF MY HIPPOCAMPUS, BUT OH, WHAT A PALTRY REPLACEMENT THOSE MEMORIES WILL BE! OH, THAT THERE WOULD BE A WAY TO CONVERT THE RISE AND FALL OF HIS CHEST TO THE STROKE OF MY PEN, FOR THERE IS NOTHING MORE SACRED THAN THE EVIDENCE OF HIS BREATH. HE HAS NEVER LOOKED SO HOLY AS HE DOES IN SLEEP, WHEN THERE IS NOTHING BUT HIS BEAUTIFUL BODY SPREAD OUT AGAINST THE FEATHERED DOWN OF MY SHEETS AND THE CREASE OF A PILLOW TUCKED INTO THE SOFT SKIN OF HIS CHEEK. OH, IF I COULD DIVEST HIM OF HIS LUNGS AND REPLACE THEM WITH MY OWN! THEN HE WOULD NEVER KNOW HOW IT FEELS TO INHALE AND NOT CATCH BREATH. OH, THAT HE WOULD BE SPARED THE EVENT OF HIS DEATH! OH GODS, HEAR ME! KNOW THAT I SHALL GLADLY BEAR THE WEIGHT OF MY OWN DEMISE IF ONLY HIS BEAUTIFUL EYES GET TO WITNESS ANOTHER SUNRISE! I KNEW FROM THE BEGINNING THAT THE RIGHTEOUS AND DIVINE ARE NOT BLESSED WITH HAPPY ENDINGS. I KNOW OUR STORY WILL BE NO DIFFERENT. OUR STORY WILL END WITH MY TEARS FALLING INTO THE SEAM OF HIS COLD LIPS, AND MY HANDS SNAGGED IN THE FOLDS OF HIS TATTERED CLOTHING. I WILL BEG LIFE TO RETURN TO HIS BODY AND MY CRY WILL GO UNANSWERED. OUR STORY WILL END WITH A HOWL OF GRIEF THAT WILL RATTLE THE STARS, AND A CRY OF PAIN THAT WILL ALERT HIS FATHER AND MOTHER TO THE FACT THAT THEIR SON IS COMING HOME. DUST OFF HIS SEAT, O HERA, FOR HE WILL BE RETURNING TO DIVINITY BEFORE THAT DAY IS DONE.  BUT THAT DAY IS NOT TODAY. TODAY, HE SMILES AND I CANNOT HELP BUT SMILE WITH HIM. TODAY, HE LAUGHS LIKE THE SUN AND I AM POWERLESS TO THE WAY HIS JOY PAINTS THE WHOLE WORLD WITH UNFETTERED BRIGHTNESS. TODAY, HE IS MINE AND I AM HIS, AND I WILL WRITE POEMS ABOUT HIS BODY BEFORE THE WORMS TAKE MY PEN AND WRITE POEMS ABOUT HIS BONES. TODAY, I LOVE A HERO.  TOMORROW, I LOVE A GHOST. 
to love a hero | j.s.
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rotisseries · 5 months
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rori what do you think of bsd???
it's insane I'm having so much fun things are getting like. serious now though so I'm scared. yosano's backstory is CRAZY that's a fucking horror show. I LOVEEEEE akutagawa and atsushi they're my faves they're my sillies. also hashtag dog motif is everywhere I'm pacing back and forth
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icharchivist · 6 months
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god Merlin 1x04 is still peak. Merlin drinking poison instead of Arthur to save his life. Arthur disobeying his father to look for a cure no matter what. Merlin spending his whole suffering, dying, mumbling Arthur's name in his sleep begging for him to come back lest he falls into a trap. Arthur refusing to give up. Merlin casting magic to save Arthur and lead him away from the cure to save him instead. Arthur refusing to listen and endangering himself for the cure still. Arthur smuggling and hiding the cure, begging his father to give Merlin the cure even if Arthur had to be locked away for months as long as saving Merlin was possible. Arthur still smuggling the cure back to Merlin at all cost. episode 1x04 my beloved.
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bluecadash · 1 year
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Much love to @oxygenforthewicked for tagging me ❤️
3 ships: ZevWarden, FenHawke , Lacklon & Roland (I'm still on my Absolution brain rot so I just have to put them here)
1st ever ship: Ohhh this one's fun. Merlin & Morgana from BBC's Merlin because little me was very obsessed with them (like very)
Last song: Black is the Colour by Cara Dillon
Last film: Glass Onion
Currently reading: One Last Stop and Earthsea
Currently watching: Derry Girls
Currently consuming: Green tea and warm water
Currently craving: God of War Ragnarök pc release :)
Tagging (with no pressure or obligation): @rozhevisny @razumairon @little-lightning-lavellan @varric-tethras-editor @dungeons-and-dragon-age @strixgirl @a-drama-addict and everyone who wants to join
Wishing everyone who sees this a happy new year 🥳❤️️
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dating draco headcannons pleasee
𝙙𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙙𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙤 𝙢𝙖𝙡𝙛𝙤𝙮
fandom- Harry Potter
pairing(s)- draco malfoy
a/n: favourite blondie and tysm for requesting, p.s requests are open luv you, teddy
currently playing- forever favourite by t i y a
warnings- none i think-, suggestive thoughts at mos, i believe its gender neutral but there are mentions of the hips and waist? do what you will with that information
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he's such a dashing boy i swear to merlin-
okay so starting of i know how he comes of as a idgaf and i don't show love to anyone but my mummy when i get tucked into bed
BUT if you tell me that he is not an absolute simp for you then i will come and find you cause baby you deserve the simp, even if it slightly resembles a ferret
but everyone knew before u oml. Blaze be tellin everyone but you. its giving "i know something you don't knoww"
bestie is smitten with you but he's so confident about it, like he knows you're into assholes who are simps for u
you get lots of advances, don't lie. Draco is usually very confident about you cause he knows he is the one. he is it
but obviously Malfoy has a jealous streak and i am here for it.
i think of him as to be morally gray, you always had a thing for those (remember kids this is only for fictional characters)
he loves you and he's gonna make it everyone's problem
attention whore Draco Malfoy all the way mfs. he just has to bask in your attention, its a need not a want
HIS WINKS. they are so adorable and it just opens up a zoo
his hands everywhere. thighs, waist, hips. everywhere.
just very touchy
okaokau his way of flirting will be so top notch, he'll will be the most massive flirt but i can see him also flirting w insults in the initial phase.
like a third year malfoy trying so hard to get you attention but not confident enough to fully just flirt
but most of the time people cant tell if you're flirting or arguing
yk he's always looking at you (when will it be my turn)
his go to would be the origamis and you would keep them cause they smell like his cologne
next comes the vibe, this man has the big dick energy oh my god. he gives the old rich boy vibes and you live to see him suits heheh
he literally could get you anything u want so miss you're pampered
fussy blond who needs you to keep him in check is the only way to describe it
quidditch matches. he looks so fine in them god help me
he may be a seeker but he's your golden snitch (get it, cause he's blonde, I'm funny okay)
steel those jerseys, its gonna be your last name anyway
he's so good u wish u could ride him like dat
would do you to your favourite song
*added to the friend group*
forget boyfriend material, he's husband material
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balinor lives au but initially he's wary of arthur and merlin's relationship
he trusts merlin, he doesnt think he has much right anyway to comment on merlin's company what with him not being in merlin's life for so long
and he doesn't want to ruin the tentative bonds theyve formed, as father and son
gradually he starts seeing more of arthur too, becuz where merlin is arthur will show up a bit afterwards confused as hell idk i was going somewhere with that anyway arthur does or doesn't know balinor and merlin are father
but balinor and arthur hang out and gradually balinor starts to adore arthur like a son too becuz as funny as overprotective balinor is, i genuinely adore the idea of all of merlin'd family opening their arms to be arthur's family too
(this is why im also a big believer that if will lived he would've grown to like arthur a lot too)
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𝑀𝑎𝑟𝑎𝑢𝑑𝑒𝑟𝑠 𝐷𝑖𝑎𝑟𝑦
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Being the reason of the magic in the whole world was pretty classy to some people
And yeah, in a way, it was because how many people could actually say "I'm the one who gave magic to my children and later other people."?
Now it wasn't that you were the Merlin, but more like a reincarnated one. You would have different dreams of those before you and what they felt and then wake up almost feeling... Empty.
It wasn't until you showed your eyes and strong magic that your "family" believed in who you were and decided to hide it from everyone else to have you, and by extension your powers, all to themselves and celebrated the good news...
But that also meant your family was the oldest magical family ever, which meant every other "pureblood" family tried to get into your family for more power.
Utter bullshit if someone asked you, and the Merlin himself inside you
"What the fuck are they talking about being 'pure'?! What is this nonsense!?"/ "Calm down hoe, ı'll explain."
Needless to say... He was pissed, but that was for another time to talk about.
All their attempts backfired and now everyone knew who you were and you had to learn how to defend yourself at a young age while rejecting whoever tried a move on you. (It wasn't that hard to punch them and scare the shit outta them anyways.)
At one point, the news of Hogwarts reached to you and you insisted on going there even if it was against every plan your family had, which consisted of brainwashing you so that you would believe in their ideals.
(which was also why you were doing it and get away from them before they did something)
The point is, there was a time the Four Founders knew you, and therefore the Sorting Hat also knew you very well... And instead of sorting you, you two gossiped together about those four.
"Do you remember how Godric was left in his underwear because Salazar was mad at him for changing his potions?"
"or that one time Rowena had to be held by Helga, who never liked conflict if I may add, because Godric stole her crown and danced around the castle?"
But the Hat knew that you had to be sorted, yet again, sorting the literal pure and ancient magic holder was... Absurt.
So, it made the best and most hilarious decision of all the History of Magic under the shocked eyes of everyone present.
" Y/N Y/L/N belongs to all houses!"
"you could have put me in Godric's house at least, stupid! They seem funny at least..."
And the hat only cackled and shooed you away under your teasing eyes as you sat at the corner while the teacher gave their speechs.
But, just like everyone else there, four sets of eyes followed you after that day. Wherever you went or whatever you said.
They thought you would be evil, or extremely cocky and bullying everyone. They even planned a grand joke for you to teach you a lesson...
But none of them ever came and instead they often found you... Sleeping at corners in different positions.
At first, they thought you were merely acting so that you got away from their pranks.
But when they shook you awake, and you just faceplanted on the ground and continued to sleep, they were absolutely bamboozled.
"Are they alive? I think they are..."
"How can someone sleep like that?! Especially after falling down?"
But this wasn't their first official meeting with you.
It was when they were sitting down for dinner and you appeared behind Remus to look at the book he was reading.
Even he didn't feel your presence and the soft hum you did, and he was a werewolf.
"Hello, gentlemen! How are you?"
And Sirius, being Sirius, did what he always did the best: Complimented you, which would turn to flirting as the years passed.
What they did not know was that you were the Merlin. Sirius and James were aware of your existence, Sirius with being the heir of the Blacks and his mother trying to prepare a date in the future, but they never knew what you looked like.
No one did.
When they realized it, they thought you were one of those pure-blood extremists and their opinion changed about you fast
They thought you would bully Remus or Lily...
Which was already a big no-no
But they were proven very wrong when one day, they caught you bringing chocolate and books Remus wanted to read for a while, the pile of books flying in the air behind you in a long line
"Hi! Uh, I hope I'm not being a complete nuisance but I couldn't help but notice your love for chocolate and hear your list of books you wanted to read and... I just wanted to talk?"
What? Giving something to someone to gain their trust, though it was for an evil ulterior in your family, was the thing that was taught to you.
And you weren't like them, you really wanted to be their friends and prove that you weren't like any of them but... At that moment, you were just a shy bean full of anxiety as you fiddled with your fingers shyly and they looked at you puzzled with shocked pikachu faces.
The stare they had given you in shock would never leave your mind as you giggled at them, the sound making the boys blush as Remus stuttered out a thanks and you gave a wide smile and asked to sit down with them. That was when the doubts started to bloom in them.
No bloody racist could be that sweet and shy while talking to someone "lower" to them.
And besides you seemed genuine but they still had doubts...
Until James remembered how you protected Lily at the Great Hall one time and then, as he heard it later, baked her cookies and helped her study.
"Y/L/N, we need to talk! There is an important matter..."
You sluggishly woke up and looked around you after your beauty sleep, only to see Lucius who had been working hard to pursue you, looking at you with what appeared to be... Anger. You stared at his face for a few seconds and then at the bustling Hall where everyone now stayed silent to watch you two.
Everyone knew that you and Lucius weren't on exactly good terms. You didn't do anything that could make you seem like "a barbaric" person, even though you had half of the mind to do so after everything he said about Lily and muggleborns in general, you had to stay calm and also ease the angry ancient wizard inside you as he fumed like a dragon.
Or else, this summer wouldn't be too nice for you.
"important matter?.. Okay, what is it?" You mumbled sleepily, rubbing your eyes and slapping your face a few times to sober up a bit. Even if your eyes were half open, you still kept them closed as a yawn left you and pretended to listen to him while leanin over the table.
"I believe, as true magic holders, you would agree on the fact that there are people who shouldn't be here." said Lucius sneering, emphasising on true magic and people while looking especially at Lily as the girl suddenly curled in on herself in fear. James seethed from where he was sitting as his eyes wandered to the girl and then his friends, silently planning another prank for Lucius so bad that the blonde wouldn't be able to walk outside.
Their eyes drifted to you though, Peter eating anxiously, Sirius raising a brow as Remus lifted his head and stared with an expectant look. This was the moment they would get their answers, whether what you had been telling them was true.
Whether you really cared about being pure or not.
"This is a magic school Lucius, anyone who has magic can enter. I heard that the bullying of pureblood nonsense wasn't as bad in other schools and they are also welcoming so... Suck it up." You explained bored and waved your hand dismissively at hım as he widened his eyes and sputtered out in disbelief.
How could someone as powerful as you say such thing?
His eyes drifted to where the group of your "friends" were sitting and cheering you excitedly, clapping hands as your eyes shone with happiness for being accepted by them wholeheartedly finally. Their smiling faces were cute, and you'd later go and buy some chocolate and sweets for them but right now, you couldn't be the sugar mommy.
You needed sleep. Immediately.
"Now, I will sleep and you better not wake me up..."
"They are the ones who feed you with lies, are they not?" He sneered angrily as he came closer to your form, a frustrated sigh leaving your lips at what he foolishly said while forgetting who you exactly where, instead seeing one of those submissive girls he was used to having around at his beck and call.
How easily you could end him and his whole lineage.
"If you think them, you or any other person can manipulate me, that's your problem. But I'd like to point that I can suck the magic out of you, alter your memories and even make your hair turn pink without you or anyone realizing what's happening. Don't tempt me..." your eyes snapped an angry yellow as your hands glowed with golden swirls of raw magic, making him take a step back in slight fear.
"you're only angry because one, she is pretty. Two, she is wicked smart and three, she is one of the few girls who said no to you." You mumbled tiredly and bored as you rolled onto your other side on the bench and continued to sleep soundless as if you didn't just threaten him with unaliving. The only answer you got, not that you cared, was just a grunt and feet stomping away.
"Fucking git of a witch... And she is supposed to be Merlin? Only a fake öne with those she hangs out..."
Needless to say, as you snapped your eyes open and slowly rose up, your eyes glowing in the usual golden color as your hair floated up and the ground shook angrily... Lucius was fucked.
After that flipping you did with Lucius, practically all the school was on their knees worshipping you
Because fucking finally someone stopped that menace
After that, the Marauders rarely left your side. Always demanding attention, begging you to teach them and all that... Except Sirius.
He just wanted to bring you over to his home so that you can roast his family too lol
When you learnt what happened to the Black Brothers, after they both warmed up to you, you flipped and choked on the water you were drinking.
"Those fuckers did what?!"
The sight of the Merlin, hair up and floating menacingly as an angry sneer left you was one that would haunt their wildest nightmares to come.
That was when one of them fell for you.
Perhaps, it was Regulus since he had been harbouring a huge crush on you ever since forever or Sirius when he had come to you wounded as you healed him and hugged him thightly to your chest, patting his hair and assuring him that everything would be better as he clinged to you and cried his sadness out.
Sirius... Never thought that he would relate to you.
To what ... What happened to you.
A soft smile as you healed him. "The same as whatever happened to you."
"All my life people failed me. Just because I'm Merlin doesn't mean that I was an exception to the torture you and Regulus went through."
"many times my family told me to just conceive a child and just be a wife... Seeing what I hoped my magic would bring to this world fail and see my descendants suffer... It wasn't what i wanted."
That was a shared regret of both you and Merlin, after all, magic was for everyone. He himself was born to completely human parents with absolutely no relation to magic. He lived through an era when pretty much everyone was hung for magic but still managed to survive for... this?
For his own children to do the same?
Apart from the angsty traumatical life experiences you all had and literally parenting a bunch of sad kids...
Their pranks were fucking genius.
Now, you didn't join them in their shenanigans much, especially if it included poor Severus
But from time to time... You would come up with the weirdest, most AWESOME and jawdropping jokes ever developed by mankind
Such as changing all the toilet papers on the bathrooms with an identical realistic cake version of them that would explode with lighters as soon as they were touched, just to piss off both female and male bullies that picked on the poor students- mostly muggleborns
And then, as if you had a better mental state, there was the weekly sessions you had where you just listen to them vent.For more than once, you assured Remus no, he wasn't a mindless monster and yes, you were totally sure he deserved happines, or making Peter see his true worth and not living on what people thought of him, making him gain some confidence. Then there were the "tea parties but actually drinking parties" you went with Sirius in the muggle world where he just cried about his life and then proceeded to pole dance like a maniac as you calmly sipped your water.
Or sitting with Effie and James as you three gossipped and talked shit about the most pureblood families.
But... even if you seemed lively and happy, every listener needed someone else to listen to them too and they were ready to pay back for every time you took care of them.
But it wasn't that easy.
Another fact of having a fucked up family life: Inability to actually react
Such as crying
( why the hell do I keep coming back to angsty side??)
For the longest time you thought it was a hard thing to do.
Like.... how does a person just tear up?
Ohhh, and you didn't even want to cry with an audience watching. That shit was scarier than any Boggart possible.
Then you saw James cry after he saw a Puffskein and... yeah.
Then the day came when they were all talking about birthdays and you said you never celebrates it and... They all stared blankly.
" Wait... like at all?"
"nope, never seen the thrill of it." You answred noncholantly, groaning when Sirius suddenly jumped on your laying figure on the carpet and shook you frustratedly.
"Even I had a birthday celebration in my life! What do you-"
"It never was a celebratory thing, except reminding my family how good of a tool I am... So I never brought it up and-James are you crying?? Remus-no,no not all of you!
Aghh, come on... * affectionately yet awkwardly patting their back as James cried on your neck while the four clutched you from all sides*
After that, it had become a mission for them to show you just how much they appreciated you by showering you with gifts, your favourite meals and even taking you to a muggle concert with the girls.
You totally didn't get wasted and ended up making out with one of them drunkenly after they made you get loose a little bit after that strict life-
They were the family you wished you had but never did, they showed you a lot of things and made you have fun. They showed you how to love and care and they were now... family.
You were ready to, quite literally, die for them
And therefore, as the only one with the knowledge of what was going to happen to them... You had to take action and protect those silly kids from the evil clutches of the common enemy.
"Are you not a kid yourself though?" would be James' answer whenever you spoke about the war, since he too was worried but couldn't let it affect your friends when they relied on him, teasing you playfully with a smile though he was happy you cared about them just as much as they cared about you.
"It's different, I'm Mer-"/ "You are Y/N and our friend who is also 17. It's okay to be scared, you don't have to shoulder everything."
That fucker and his sudden cute yet emotional talks-
It did nothing to even slightly stop you tho, you already made a plan.
Dumbledore obviously knew who you were, how powerful and strong you were and could easily become a supreme wizard/witch, therefore he thought the best way to deal with you was to get rid of you.
Jinxes, poison, harsh training, hard missions that not even the best wizard or witch wouldn't be able to complete...
You stopped all of them, it was as if you were like a killing machine, never wavering back and diving first to the fight just to protect your friends so that they could sleep peacefully for one more night, so that they could smile even slightly a bit more.
Even if you turned back bloody and bruised, having to listen to them scold and pamper you, you just didn't die.
And you knew who was behind all this, and why he was doing it.
"Look, Dumbledore, I don't care if I'm messing up with your plans- which I'm so delighted to do so, you have no idea- but if you get on my way and threaten my friends one more time, know that it's not gonna end up well for you."
"But the prophecy-"
"Damn the prophecy! I'm not letting you manipulate young children into a war that's not theirs to fight! If needed, I'll be the one to fight him off... But if you bring them into this death game, I'll gladly finish you as well."
"Remember, I'm the reason why you have that magic coursing through your veins. And I can take it back."
*dramatic standing up and leaving coolly without the cloak like the Batman*
And even with all these shit going on, having 5638 different meltdowns and existensial crises
"Oh, isn't that the traitor hanging out with those bastards?"
Lucius Malfoy, a pain in my ass
"Oh, if it's not my favourite brat in the world! What is it this time, Malfoy? Are you going to whine because I refused to marry you?"
Well, that was something the Marauders didn't expect. You were supposed to marry him?
What the hell?!
"You should be grateful that it was I who asked for your hand in marriage, Y/L/N-"
Remus clenched his jaw at the clear insult, at him seeing himself above you when it was the other way around. He saw how you fisted at your clothes and he took a hold of your hand under the table. He knew, just like the rest of his friends, that you wished your identity to be hidden, that you didn't want others to see you any different.
But Malfoy was making it very hard for you, for the past 4 years or so.
"Trust me, brat, you are the one who would have been all over the moon if that were to happen."
That cold voice didn't mean something good.
"What did you just say?"
"I said that you are hust pissy bevause for the first time in your life, someone, a woman, stood on her ground and flat out ridiculed you with rejecting you. In front of people. It's very sad that you, like the other blood-suprematists, are void of love and care but guess what?"
"My family marries for love, we are the ones who gave all of you this magic and you dare to belittle me, boy? Patheatic, little man."
Okay this was hot, and now the one who had a crush on you had a bleeding nose-
And that, was the story and the first entry of your "Marauders Diary".
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onceandfuturelesbian · 7 months
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two separate soulmark merthur fic prompts
in both, the first words your soulmate will say to you are on your wrist when you’re born
oh and both modern au
1) their first words are common phrases
“hi, how are you?” “good, you?”
“what can i get for you?” “large coffee/beer/medium hawaiian pizza” (depends on setting)
etc etc
both arthur and merlin had resigned themselves to never finding their soulmate, they hear those words on a daily basis
when they meet, neither think anything of their first words but they’re drawn to eachother anyways. they both think it’s just regular attraction.
after they’ve been together a few years, one proposes and in his lil speech he says smthn along the lines of “when i realized i wanted to spend my life with you, it clicked. you’re my soulmate. neither of us thought we’d find ours but we did. we found eachother. i’d want to spend forever with you even if we weren’t soulmates but i can feel that we are. and i’m so so happy it’s you. so ______, will you marry me?”
the other one is beaming and sobbing simultaneously
2) character A has a common phrase, character B has a completely out-of-pocket phrase
“hi, how are you?” “completely fucking shit, thanks for asking”
“what can i get you?” “venti iced shaken espresso with sweet cream, three pumps of brown sugar syrup and two pumps of toffee nut syrup”
LMAO that’s my friends starbucks order
character B is like WHAT THE FUCK LOOK AT THIS and shows his ridiculously long mark that’s basically a paragraph down his forearm
idek how to continue this but i think it’s funny and has the potential for a lot of crack but also a lot of fluff
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rockingrobin69 · 3 months
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Horrid
“It’s horrid!” Pansy cried delightfully.
“It’s vintage,” Malfoy rolled his eyes. He wrapped the shawl over his shoulder carefully, and leaned back in his chair. “Thank you, secret admirer. This one is my favourite.”
“What! I got you an actual Prada, you git.”
The tip of Malfoy’s lip tugged upwards, and something fluttered in Harry’s chest, unbound. It shouldn’t still have such an effect on him. It did. “Yes, love, and it was very nice. Thank you.” He turned to give her a little kiss on the cheek (and Harry didn’t pout, because he wasn’t a baby, but he felt his face do something, not small and not subtle).
“Good loot this year,” Greg said with a considerate hum at the piles stuffing the back room. “Much better than last.”
“Yes, it’s almost like you’re famous now, darling,” Pansy drawled. “Have you seen the amount of people outside? Your show’s going to be wild.”
“I’ve seen,” Malfoy said. “I’ve also noticed the, ah, addition to the list.”
Everyone else in the room looked at each other then promptly dropped it. “What do you,” Greg, and “Certainly nothing,” Pansy, and “Hmm,” from Harry, who couldn’t think words fast enough. Then silence. Then:
“She wanted to come,” Harry found himself saying, and felt like a right idiot. It wasn’t his place and it wasn’t even a thing. It was just, Malfoy with that hint of a blush, the tightening in the corner of his mouth and the way his long fingers kept tapping the edge of the table. “The flowers are from her.”
Malfoy very pointedly did not look at the bouquet. Must have been quite the effort; it took over half of the room. “I,” he said, then swallowed. “Well then. Mother picked a good show to attend. I’m sure she’ll be entertained.”
Harry’s seen his show a hundred and seventeen times before. ‘Entertaining’ wasn’t even close, not in the realm of what he was, of what he created. Like magic but not flawless: thoughtful and honest and brilliant and tight. And large and bright and colourful. And compelling and funny and direct. And—
“What,” Malfoy, dryly, at the helpless thing Harry’s face was doing. “Speak.”
Pansy and Greg were looking at him too. Fuckers: they all agreed on this, and now of course he’s the one caught in Malfoy’s crossfire. In his disappointed eyes. Pleading, “You’re the most—your show is—she wants to see, so what? So she’ll see. Worst case she goes home and you still never speak to her. Best case…” left it off, no chance for him to say the right thing anyway. The depth of it, the hurt of it, and the miracle of it were all Malfoy’s to determine.
“Merlin, you absolute sap,” but without the venom Harry knew his voice still possessed. A hand, warm around his sleeve: and glitter, and Malfoy with his mascara-long lashes, and his lovely, lovely, lovely eyes, and being so close and bafflingly warm and smelling so nice, so sharp.
“Okay,” Malfoy said. “You will all pay for this, of course. But okay. I didn’t—never expected her to want to see me.”
Who wouldn’t? Harry thought. Ah, no, said, out loud. Everyone heard, including Malfoy, whose expression took on this icy disbelief quickly melting into something… worse.
“Oh.”
“Erm,” said Greg.
“I…” Harry rubbed the back of his neck, his cheeks caught on fire.
“Well,” said Pansy.
Malfoy looked from her, to Greg, to Harry. His eyes were—very eyes. His face, entirely face. “All right,” he said evenly. “Too much. For just now. Harry, if you wouldn’t mind staying after the show?”
Like he has done for the past, what, three months? Every night? “Sure.”
The amusement-confusion-nausea must have been evident in his voice, for Malfoy rolled his eyes, and at that moment there was nothing dearer than him in the whole universe. “Right.” Toying with the shawl, the one Harry agonised for ages over purchasing. “Right. You’re all arseholes and get out of my dressing room, etcetera.” When they shuffled to leave: “Wait—Harry.”
Gulping, he stayed.
“I,” Malfoy said, “don’t normally appreciate people butting in.”
Gulped louder. “Sorry. I know it’s… shitty. Sorry.”
“You will be,” dead serious. “Also, thank you. For the gift.”
“You’re welcome?” Was it very obvious, how badly he wanted to give him everything? Malfoy, being Malfoy, laughed.
“All right, tosser, off you go now. Pansy wants to get you drunk, by the way. She thinks it’s funnier when you’re drunk. Did you know you speak rather a lot? When inebriated. Anyway, she thinks it might be necessary, but I have other plans, so better keep sharp, hmm? Will you be a good boy for me?”
Throat dried up so quickly he stumbled, “Y-yeah. Yeah? Yes. Yeah.”
He was so beautiful in his eyelashes and glitter and the shawl. And the kohl and the nose and the look in his eyes which were so very eyes and so very his.
It truly was staggering, how gone Harry was. How terribly he liked it. “See you after,” he said, his voice strangely soft, and bent to place a brave kiss at Malfoy’s cheek. Then ran away, to the traitors Pansy and Greg who were waiting at the bar, ready to squeal and punch his arm and give awful advice he would never take.
Horrid and bright and not flawless. And magic.  
For anon, from ages ago.
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Name: pick me
Pairing: Sirius Black x Reader
Word Count: 1659
Content/Warnings: Mutual Pining, Fluff
Prompt: Sirius gets worked up when he finds out that his best friend has never had a proper snog.
Author's Note: Requests still open! I'm just sorta writing whatever pops into my brain right now. Figured I should write about someone other than Lucius for once.
“What do you mean you’ve never snogged someone? You’ve had like…” Sirius trailed off for a moment, quietly whispering names as he counted on his fingers, “three and a half relationships! You have to have snogged at least one of them.”
“A half?” You challenged, shifting away from him so that you could face him more directly on the couch.
“Nott doesn’t count.”
“Just because you didn’t like him doesn’t mean he doesn’t count, Sirius.” You rolled your eyes. When you had agreed to play “Never Have I Ever” with your best friend, it was with the assumption that he basically knew everything about you already. You hadn’t expected for it to turn into this.
“I don’t like any of the gits you date. Nott doesn’t count because you only said yes to him to annoy me.”
You opened your mouth to protest, but remembered that he was completely correct, and that the Hogsmeade date with Nott had been terrible anyway.
“Fine, three and half.” You conceded, “but no snogging.”
Sirius ran a hand through his already messy brown hair, shaking his head in abject disbelief. His reaction might have been funny, if it weren’t mildly embarrassing.
“I don’t see why this is such a big deal.” You added with a groan. Sirius wasn’t having it.
“It just is.” He said, shaking his head, “It’s an important skill, you know, kissing.” You scoffed.
“I’ve kissed people, Sirius, you know that. I can kiss.” He did know, having been your very first kiss back in second year. It was his turn to scoff.
“That’s not the same, and you know it. Or… I guess you don’t. Merlin, what am I going to do with you? I’ve failed you as a best friend.” You raised your eyebrows at his melodrama. It was becoming apparent that the game was over and long forgotten in favor of this new tangent.
“You’re such a drama queen, Sirius. It’s not your job to get someone to snog me.” You collapsed back into the plush couch, rubbing the bridge of your nose with your pointer finger and thumb. This was too much. The line between “best friend” and “crush” had always been fine with Sirius, and the fixation on your kissing history was quickly skewing towards the latter.
When you opened your eyes again, his dark brown eyes were laser-focused on your face. This could only mean trouble.
“Whatever you’re thinking, Sirius, the answer is no.” You said immediately. He was undeterred.
“Hear me out.” He insisted, reaching for your hand. You gave it to him reluctantly and he rewarded you with a soft smile.
“I’m not letting you set me up, Sirius. In case you don’t recall, all of your friends are my friends too.” The mental image of snogging James flashed in your head and you wrinkled your nose in disgust, forcing it away.
“What? No.” He huffed in annoyance. “Listen to me. I can show you what it’s like.”
You became suddenly aware of a high-pitched whine at the edge of your consciousness. The next few breaths you took were laborious as you fought to keep your heart rate measured and consistent. Sirius was still talking, but you had to fight to understand what he was saying.
“… not like we haven’t before. Besides, I’m an expert.” He flashed a cocky smirk at you and you didn’t know if you wanted to hit him or kiss him. Maybe both. Simultaneously.
“You don’t think that would be… weird?” You asked, chewing your bottom lip. “We’re best friends.”
Sirius rolled his eyes at you.
“Exactly, we’re best friends. You trusted me with your first kiss, right?” He asked. You swallowed thickly.
“Right.”
“So why is this any different?”
There were a million reasons it was different. You were twelve when that happened, for one, and kissing at twelve was very different than kissing at seventeen. And back then your crush was a small, simple, thing, not this pained longing that haunted you for hours after the two of you hung out alone. It was a terrible idea, kissing Sirius again, much less snogging him. Still, who better to show you the difference. You took a shaky breath, hoping that Sirius couldn’t see through your nerves.
“Okay.” You said finally, looking up at him.
“Okay?” He asked. It was his turn to sound breathless, and you hoped that he wasn’t bluffing. He cleared his throat. “Sorry, I mean… great! Just let me know if something is too much, okay?”
Oh. He meant now. Like, right now. You were going to implode. You nodded dumbly and Sirius flashed you a brilliant smile. This was it. This was how you would die. Your heart pounded in your chest as he shifted closer to you, no hesitation in his movements.
He reached out slowly, cupping your face with the hand that wasn’t locked with yours. You leaned into his touch instinctively, drawing a soft chuckle from him when your eyes slid shut.
You could feel him draw near, his breath fanning out across your face as he leaned in.
“May I?” he asked. You swallowed.
“Yes.”
He pressed his lips against yours, gently at first, and then with enough pressure to draw a soft gasp from you. It was slow, experimental, and you realized that he was going at your pace. When he didn’t immediately pull away with regret, you kissed him back.
That was all it took. His hand moved from your cheek to the back of your neck and he pulled you into him, his mouth moving against yours with increased desperation. He tasted of the cinnamon candies he used to get rid of his cigarette breath around you and his mouth was so deliciously warm on yours that you didn’t think you could pull away from him if you wanted to. You didn’t want to.
You melted into him, parting your lips to let him slide his tongue against yours. A soft whimper escaped your lips and you blushed, embarrassed, but Sirius only growled and devoured you further. His kiss was searing, needy, all consuming, and you wanted to burn with him. He sucked your bottom lip into his mouth and you moaned, gripping his t-shirt tight with your free hand.
His eyes widened and he drew away, panting. You could have sobbed with the loss. Had he come to his senses? Realized that he didn’t want you that way?
“Hey, love, look at me.” He rasped, his fingers finding your chin to turn your face to him. “I got carried away, I’m sorry. Was that too much?”
You could have laughed if you didn’t want to cry. Too much. You didn’t know what that meant, with Sirius. There was nothing that you didn’t want of him. You weren’t sure how you could go back to a world where you weren’t allowed to kiss him, to taste him. You took a breath, realizing that you still needed to reply.
“No, no, Sirius, it was perfect.” The words came out as a whisper, your voice fading under the intensity of his gaze. His eyes searched your face for any hint of doubt, lingering perhaps too long on your swollen lips. His tongue darted out to wet his lip and you followed its motion with your eyes, biting your lip when he swallowed nervously.
“I don’t think I can let you do that with anyone else.” He said after a moment, “I might not get you back from them this time.”
You furrowed your brow in confusion.
“What do you mean?”
In lieu of an answer, he kissed you again, crushing you into his chest. He stole your breath and then released you, though his eyes said that he hadn’t wanted to stop.
“I’m fed up watching you go on bad dates with losers that don’t even know how to kiss you proper. Merlin knows, I’ve tried to be patient, but when are you going to pick me?”
“Pick you?” You asked, eyes wide with the shock of hearing your own feelings reflected in your best friend. “I didn’t think…”
“That I was mad for you? I thought you were letting me down easy, but you really had no clue, did you?” You shook your head, searching for clarity that didn’t come.
This was backwards. Sirius was the one who wasn’t interested in you. The one that went on countless dates. The one who… had stayed back from Hogsmeade any time you had a date, feigning illness. The one who abandoned a date because you skinned your knee or needed help carrying something back to the castle. The one who always brought you treats while you studied, and knew just how you took your tea in the morning.
Oh. Sirius laughed as he watched the realization dawn on your face.
“You didn’t!”
“Sirius, I’ve fancied you since second year. Everyone knows it. Why didn’t you say anything?”
“Why didn’t you?”
You frowned. That was fair. The friendship the two of you shared was too important, too sacred, to risk for what you thought might be an unrequited crush. It wasn’t unrequited, though, and it wasn’t just a crush anymore. Hadn’t been for a long time.
“What does this mean for us, then?” You asked finally, searching his face for answers. He kissed you again, softly this time.
“It means I get to do this more often.” He said, “And that maybe we can be more than just best friends, if you’ll have me.” It shouldn’t have been a question, and you wanted to tell them that, but he looked so vulnerable, so earnest, that you would have given him anything.
You threw your arms around his shoulders, pulling him into a tight hug.
“Of course, Sirius. You’re mad if you think I’m going to let anyone else kiss me after that.” You joked, pressing a kiss into his shoulder.
“Good, because I have so much more to show you.”
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I didn't hear a single word you said with a hug that lasts a second too long when (gn! or fem! as you like) reader and sirius aren't together yet please? <3
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Hey Stranger
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Sirius Black x fem! reader
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Summary: Y/n and Sirius never seem to have enough time, but when they meet again after 5 years apart, will they let it all slip between their fingers again?
Warnings: swearing, old friends to lovers, first kiss, mutual pining, mentions of drinking, alcohol, being drunk and feeling sick, light angst, cute drunk remus, pregnant Lily and baby harry being adorable
A/n: 1.5k words, it says fem reader but I don't think there are any pronouns used for them x I love this so I hope you enjoy!
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Navigation | Sirius Black Masterlist | Celebration
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“Finally” Sirius lets out a chuckle, Hogwarts reunion and you hadn’t managed to get one moment with your best friend the entire night
“I know right” you shake your head “5 years ago you couldn’t keep us apart” you smile, as does he, neither of you knowing your hearts ached in time
Everyone, including yourself and Sirius, believed you would eventually get together, but that blind hope was fatal in the end. With neither of you ever making a move life happened, school finished, you both graduated and ended up at opposite ends of the country, weekly letters turned monthly, and monthly ones turned into only on holidays and birthdays...
...but your hearts never stopped yearning for the other
“Funny how time just...flies” he says, shoulder finding the wall beside him in the little hideaway you both had sought refuge from the masses in
You do the same, head leaning on the wall as you admired your friend the way you always scandalously did, not knowing he was doing the same
“Very. Merlin, I mean you've got a big boy beard and everything now” you giggle, lightening the moon as you hand reaches out to scratch his chin ever so gently
He groans in the best way at that “You approve?” he asks, secretly hoping you do whilst hiding his disappointment as your hand drops back down
“Course, you look rather dashing” you say in a teasing manner yet hope he find the truth in your words “Almost like a grown up” you add to actually tease him
“You take that back” he points “I am as childish as ever” he disagrees
“Oh really?” you swat away his hand, moving a little closer as does he
“You doubt me?” he gasps, hand to his heart
You shrug, earning the cutest pout before shaking your head “Never” your eyes meet his, finding they sparkle…or maybe that was from the disco ball Marlene had enchanted to fly around
“Pads!”
You both jump, being brought out of your little pining bubble to see James looking thankful he's finally found Sirius and then he spots you and smiles
“Oh hey there!” he gives you a wave “Long time no see”
“Hey” you wave back “I know its been so long! You’re a dad now!”
“I know! Scary stuff they actually let me have one though" he jokes before bobing his head "…well actually it’ll be two soon” he tells you with a sweet laugh while you nod about to say you spoke to Lily earlier when Sirius cuts in
“What’s up?” he asks, looking at James a bit funny
James doesn’t seem to clock it though “Remus may or may not have have realised the hot chocolate was boozy…oh and Harry pit up” he turns to show the damage on his back, earning a giggle from you followed by a quick sorry which James just waves off
“Okay...but what’s any of that got to do with me Prongs?” Sirius wonders, eyeing him 
“Oh. Ya see Remus was our driver and with me having a drink and Lily’s being too big to...” he explains before cutting himself off and frantically looking around “Not that she is in anyway large…merlin ya know I may have had one too many myself but you know what I mean she’s too…fuck it” he eventually gives up, cringing like crazy as he scolds himself while you try not to laugh too hard considering Lily said the same thing about herself earlier
Sirius nods smiling but inside his heart breaks “Okay. You go get Red, little Harry and Moons. I’ll meet you at the car in a few” he tells him, nodding towards you and giving his friend a way more obvious scolding look 
James resists the cringe again as he must realise and nods “Thanks Pads, nice to see you again y/n” he flashes you that famous James Potter smile before heading back into the party
You and Sirius turn back to one another “Short reunion” he says but lets the sadness seep through this time
“Yeah” you nod with a similar tone
“I’ll write more” he promises
“Ditto” you return it “Hug before you go?” you open your arms
He nods "Course" he smiles, resisting the urge to scoop you up and take you with him as he steps forward and into your embrace
Your arms slide around his waist while his wrap around your shoulders, fitting perfectly just like they always did. The hug should have lasted a few seconds but you and he only held each other closer as time ticked on, your nose nudging into his neck while his, your hair. Soaking up the feeling of each others arms for as long as the moment would allow
Technically neither of you end it, a third party does in the form of a drunk classmate bumping into you both “Sorry mate” he holds his hands up before staggering on his merry way
Your hands hold the other but your chests part, chuckling together at the drunken boy before your eyes meet. A million things could be said but as always they weren't, and instead yours and his eyes bared them all at once
“They’ll be waiting” is all he says, smiling sadly
You nod, returning it with a downturned smile
“I’ll write more” you repeat his promise from earlier, fingers griping his jacket harder for a moment before you release them, trying to just prolong the moment a second longer
“Ditto” he does the same, leaning down to place a lingering kiss to your forehead and suddenly it feels like a goodbye, a real one this time, one your younger selves never understood, nor got in the end
When his lips leave your skin you part, hands finding the others until he walks away and you both let go. No more words. Neither one of you can bare the word ‘goodbye’ so you smile at one another before turning away
Sirius moves through the crowd, not looking back because it's too hard. Exiting the venue he sees the car and observes Remus trying to get in it, the sight amusing yet he can’t truly enjoy it. Getting in himself he inserts the key into the ignition but not doesn’t turn it. He felt sick, throat closing up as he felt like he was leaving his world behind
“You alright?” James asks as his hand finds Sirius’ shoulder causing Sirius to look at him, eyes glassy
James’ eyebrows furrow but before he can say anything Sirius unbuckles his seatbelt and opens the door, darting out with a quick “I’ll be back”
The three adults watch him run back in, staring out the window intently, Remus, in fact, does so much he hits his head, earning laughs, even from Harry who lets out a little squeal of one
“Prongs” Remus slurs as he finally stops blinking from the impact
James leans back, looking at him through the gap in the seats “Yeah Moony?”
“Y-you owe me” he manages to get out
James looks at him in shock before turning back to his wife “He can barely function yet he can remember a bet we made ten years ago”
Lily giggles about to say ‘mans got his priories in order’ when her eyes widen “Jamie lower your window” she points at you, running out and sighing as you see the car hasn't left
“Hi” you approach the car, leaning on the car window as it opens “Wait” your eyes search “Where’s Siri?”
“He went back in” Lily reply, giving you a smile
You light up“He did?” you turn to Remus, and then James, although you do a double take on Remus who looks more than plastered but wears a gleeful grin
“Yeah” James gives you a smile as he confirms it, then his eyes wander behind you, smile widening “Behind you” his eyes return, gifting you a wink
Your heart flutters as you push off the door, turning to find a rather disheartened Sirius coming out, thinking he missed you and his chance again until you call out
“Hey stranger”
His head shoots up at your voice “Hey stranger” he sighs out in almost a laugh, his face brightening as he realises you went after him
You both just look at each other for a moment, eyes asking that all important question and when you nod he makes his way over to you, wasting no time in bringing your lips to meet his in a long overdue kiss while your friends cheered you on…well Lily and Remus did, James squealed with Harry who clapped with joy as he had been lifted out of his seat for a better view
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merlin S1 rewatch: episode 10 ⚔
how could I not love the tale of the weird misfit who returns home one day, bringing with him an even weirder assortment of friends, to teach everyone how to fight back against the oppressors who have been stealing their resources?
but enough about a bug’s life. let's talk about the episode.
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• I see Hunith throwing herself at a bandit and I immediately go “oh that’s where he gets it from”. I love you Hunith, you mad gal <3
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• Hunith’s audience with the king is interesting – not just because she’s pleading with the man who would kill her son without a second thought if he knew about his magic, and she goes so far as to call him “a good king” and “a caring man” while doing so, but also because Uther seems genuinely sympathetic, even if unwilling to intervene. I think that says something about Uther – I think in the eyes of the people who don’t care much about sorcerers and their ilk, Uther is a decent, perhaps even a good, king. Certainly not the tyrant that Merlin and Morgana consider him to be (justifiably so).
• “I wish that Camelot was able to help people regardless of how far away they lived”, Arthur says, almost as if there were a prophecy about a united Albion under his reign
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• “I want to make him pay for what he did to you” -> when Merlin sees Kanen is ON SIGHT. I love protective Merlin.
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• I love this so much you. “Most powerful sorcerer on Earth” well to his mama he’s just a little boy. have you considered that
• Merlin almost decapitating Arthur lol. It’s a good thing Arthur has good reflexes or this would’ve have been a much shorter story
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• YAY! A NEW KILL
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• When Arthur ruins Merlin and Will’s little reunion and Will is immediately unimpressed
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• “Am I the only one wondering who the hell this is?” > Will really interrupted Arthur’s speech to loudly ask “excuse you who the fuck are you??” and I love him for it
• The fact that Merlin just straight up slept on the floor. Like I get it, they are poor, but you’re telling me he had nothing all the years he lived there? not even a straw mattress, nothing?? because that sounds kind of weird. I mean alright, I’ll accept it, but I think it’s weird. I think if you had to sleep on the ground every night for years you’d try to make yourself a bit comfortable even if you never “knew any different”
• Anyway, I guess that explains why Merlin was reluctant to part with his bed when Alice moved in with him and Gaius. “I’m not going back to sleeping on the floor thank you! I love beds now”
• MERLIN: “Life’s simple out here (...)” / ARTHUR: “Sounds… nice” / MERLIN: “You’d hate it” -> I like that Arthur was trying really hard not to say anything rude about Merlin’s old life, and that Merlin was like “it’s alright you can say it sucks”, because really he wasn’t cut out for that kind of life either. It’s also funny that Arthur later tells Gwen he fantasies about being a farmer, like SIR BE REAL. You'd hate it.
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• Arthur pretending to eat Hunith’s food. Making fake noises like a toddler. Spoiled brat behaviour
• WILL: Why did you leave? / MERLIN: It wasn't what I wanted. My mother was worried. When she found out you knew, she was so angry. → it sounds like Will actually didn’t know about Merlin’s secret for very long before Merlin had to leave. And the fact that Will has to ask Merlin why he left implies Merlin did it without even a goodbye or a made-up excuse. Merlin’s departure being apparently so rushed because Hunith feared for his safety means that the attitude towards magic in Ealdor isn't actually very different from Camelot’s, despite it not being officially outlawed.
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• Arthur is a good leader!! and in this episode he shows it in big ways, like in his “Battle of St. Crispin speech” moment, but also in more subtle ways, like when he notices during training that Matthew is a hopeless fighter, and instead of dismissing him he takes him aside and goes “Matthew my friend I have a special task for you :)”, as a way of keeping him away from the fight while still making him feel useful, and without hurting his pride. (Sadly, this backfires later.) I know the fandom likes to joke about Arthur being a dumbass but he can be very perceptive (at times). And he is good at strategic thinking.
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• No comment. Just Gwen and Morgana sharing blankets. They are very good pals.
• Merlin telling Arthur: “We're going to make Kanen rue the day he ever came to this village” hits different when I remember he said he wanted to make Kanen pay for striking his mother
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• “In this circle, we're all equals” → a circle is very much like a round table in this way
• I love moments like Arthur’s Rousing Speech™ – because they show why he is the one destined to unite Albion. He’s capable of inspiring people and gaining the support of those who initially disliked him (Merlin, Gwaine, Will himself, to name a few), because he is noble of heart, and brave, and caring, etc. And yeah, he’s also a brat at times, but to be fair to him he’s 21. And he has a shit father.
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• “Food is scarce for these people, you shouldn't turn your nose up at it!” → Gwen is no shrinking violet okay!! She will lecture the prince, if the prince is being a brat. I’m thinking about Arthur telling Agravaine “I don't want a queen who spends her days floating around the castle agreeing with my every word” in ep 4x09. He loves Gwen because she’s not afraid of calling him out! (same goes for Merlin)
• GWEN: “I have faith in you. I mean. We all do” / ARTHUR:
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• Arthur helping Merlin with his armour is a very sweet moment. I can’t believe Merlin was about to tell Arthur he had magic here. HE LITERALLY WAS ABOUT TO TELL HIM I'LL NEVER BE OVER IT
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• Battle. Battle. Another kill for baby Merlin (!).
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• IT FUCKEN WIMDY
• I’m not entirely sure what the windstorm did to be honest, it didn’t seem to kill anyone it just… scared the bandits away? Anyway, that doesn’t matter. Willing suspension of disbelief and all that.
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• Arthur’s face when he marched up to Merlin and Will like “THAT WAS MAGIC WHO DID THAT?? IT WAS ONE OF YOU TWO”. This man is NOT ready for the truth (and yet Merlin was prepared to confess AGAIN. He was literally about to do it I HATE THIS SHOW)
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• (sigh) well how convenient
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• LISTEN I know Will was pretty much dead anyway but I can’t get over how NOBODY tried to do anything for him like?? They just put him on a table? And stared at him? Not even trying to do anything or. I don’t know, offer a word of comfort. If I were Will I’d be offended to be honest.
• Will’s last words being “Merlin, I’m scared.” EVIL
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Merlin: *watching his best friend’s body burn on the pyre* Arthur: well when were you going to tell me he was a sorcerer
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• Hunith: POWERFUL WARLOCK? NO HE IS BABY
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• "When the time is right, the truth will be known. Until then, you must keep your talents hidden. It's better for everyone.” → kind of funny how Hunith went from "you should tell Arthur, he'll understand, he cares about you :)" to "never mind, BACK IN THE CLOSET!!" And by funny I mean tragic.
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The Trouble with Morris
Okay so hi I’m the one who requested the George one and I was wondering if you could write one but with Morris instead? (He’s the guy arthur was throwing darts at) – anon
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Warnings: past abuse by arthur (throwing daggers at)
Pairings: merthur I guess?
Word Count: 1432
Now, Arthur isn’t above a few cheap shots at Merlin, but he’s come a long way from throwing daggers recklessly at someone and only hoping they get the target up in time. So when he misses and nearly takes Merlin’s left ear off, he’s earnestly about to go and see if Merlin’s alright when something slams into him from the side.
Arthur may have changed a great deal—not that he’d care to admit it—since Merlin arrived, but the one thing he refuses to alter is his training schedule. Now, Merlin can throw a fit all he likes, but Arthur can see him get visibly brighter after they’ve spent an hour or two in the bright sun with a good breeze blowing across the fields.
Which means that no, Merlin, they can’t just skip a day when he decides he’d rather not stand there watching the knights ‘throw each other around like hay bales.’
Privately, he wonders if Merlin’s doing it on purpose, since Merlin saying not to do something is almost a guarantee that Arthur’s going to at least try it.
Whatever the case, they’re outside, working on accuracy over brute force—see, Merlin, he does take criticism, but only when it’s from someone he would otherwise go to for advice—when the knight he’s working with gets called away to do smoothing for the swordmaster. Arthur waves away his apologies.
“Believe me, I know how he is when he doesn’t get what he wants,” he mutters, and the knight laughs.
“I can’t tell if it’s reassuring or frightening that he treats you the same way he treats the rest of us.”
”Having some amount of fear for him is healthy.” He claps the knight on the shoulder and turns to Merlin, who’s just watching him. “Get off your backside and do something useful, would you?”
“Don’t much fancy it, thanks.”
“Well, it’s a good thing you don’t have a choice. On your toes, go fetch the halberd.”
“You don’t even fight with a halberd,” as he goes to fetch it anyway.
“Well, then maybe I should start learning. Can’t give Hob anything else to brag about.”
“Who’s Hob?”
”Captain out in the north part of Camelot. Extremely honorable man.” He holds his hand out for the halberd, wincing when it overbalances almost immediately. “Careful.”
“I didn’t do anything!”
“You handed it to me wrong.”
“Really? Because it looked like I was holding it just fine and then you almost dropped it.”
He cuffs him upside the head for that. “Just go get one of the targets.”
”Can’t you get one of the other knights to do it?”
Arthur makes a show of turning around to look for another knight. Granted, he could probably ask one of them and they’d do it, but this is far more fun. Merlin, who looks at him like he knows exactly what Arthur’s doing, just rolls his eyes and goes to fetch a target. He slings it over one arm and tromps back, holding it at the ready.
“Not like that, hold it steady.” Merlin sort of braces his feet. “A stiff breeze could knock you over right now, stand properly.”
“Oh, are you going to come and show me how to stand, now?”
Arthur raises an eyebrow, puts down the halberd, and walks over. Merlin’s expression tightens in supervise, but he steels it back to something normal as Arthur comes to a stop in front of him. He puts his hands on the outsides of the target.
“Now, you need to have some weight behind it. I know that’s hard for you, you’re skinnier than the halberd, but—whoa!”
Merlin blinks innocently at him like he didn’t just shove Arthur over with the target. “What was that, sire?”
“Very funny,” Arthur grumbles as he gets to his feet, “just hold it, would you?”
Merlin snickers but holds the target still.
Now, Arthur isn’t above a few cheap shots at Merlin, but he’s come a long way from throwing daggers recklessly at someone and only hoping they get the target up in time. So when he misses and nearly takes Merlin’s left ear off, he’s earnestly about to go and see if Merlin’s alright when something slams into him from the side.
“Oi!”
There’s a shadow over him. A voice calls out: “Run! Just go!”
“I’m not going anywhere, what the hell’d you do that for?”
“He almost took your head off!” Arthur gives himself a shake and starts to sit up. The person over him startles. “How could you?”
Arthur blinks up. A scowling, panting face swims into view. Curly hair…green tunic…wait.
“…Morris?”
Morris scoffs. “Surprised you even remember me. What with how you used to throw those bloody daggers at me like I was your pincushion. You think it’s funny, do you? You could’ve killed him!”
Over his shoulder, Merlin’s mouth opens to make some snappy retort but Arthur holds his hand up. Merlin raises his eyebrows but stays quiet.
“You’re right,” Arthur says, looking up again, “that was wrong of me. You could’ve been seriously hurt. I’m sorry.”
Morris’s eyes widen in surprise, before he narrows them again. “You think that’s it, then? The Great Prince Arthur has deigned to apologize to me and I’m just supposed to go on with my life, eh? Never mind the scars I have, never mind the fact that I can’t get a decent job around here, that’s it?”
Arthur winces. “I didn’t know you—“
“Well, of course you didn’t! You were too busy throwing things at your new manservant, why would you spare a thought for me?” Morris throws his hands up. “Did you even wonder what happened?”
He swallows. “No.”
“Right, well. That’s it, then, is it? We only exist to serve you?”
“No.”
“No, that’s right. We don’t. And it’s high time you realized that instead of—“ he seems to struggle for words before flailing a hand in Merlin’s direction— “throwing halberds at people!”
“You’re right,” he says again, keeping himself low but sitting up properly, ”you’re right. I shouldn’t have thrown the halberd at Merlin and I was wrong to throw the daggers at you.”
“What is this,” Morris scoffs, but the irritation is giving way to actual confusion, “you just stalling until the guards come and arrest me or something?”
“No. I’m not having you arrested. I’m trying to apologize. If you’re still looking for work, we can find you something in the—“
”Shut up!”
The field goes quiet. Morris just stands there, panting at him. Arthur waits. And waits. And waits some more. After another long while, Morris glares and him and whirls around, stomping away.
Merlin sets down the target with a clatter and comes over, helping Arthur up. “You alright?”
“Fine.” He turns to look at him, hands on his shoulders, turning his head to the side. “Are you alright? I did almost hit you with that thing.”
“Luckily, your aim’s worse than you think it is,” Merlin jokes, softening when he sees Arthur’s genuine concern, “I’m good.”
“Good.”
He brushes Merlin’s tunic off—just in case—and ruffles his hair until Merlin squawks in protest. He looks off in the direction Morris went. It was true; he hadn’t thought about Morris in…well, in years. Not since Merlin had become his servant, not since everything had happened that changed him.
“Hey.” Merlin nudges him. “What is it?”
“I didn’t realize,” he says, still staring off, “that he couldn’t find work.”
Merlin hums. “That’s not your fault.”
”Isn’t it? I’m the one who threw the daggers. I’m the one who—who gave him those scars.”
”And I believe technically I’m the one who got him fired.” Merlin shoves his shoulder. “It’s been years. At this point I’m not sure what he’s tried.”
“I tried to apologize. Really, I meant it.”
“I know. I heard you.”
Arthur looks down, scuffing his toe along the grass. Merlin knocks their shoulders together.
“Not everyone will forgive you,” he says quietly after the wind has blown a leaf from one side of the field to another.
“I know.”
“That’s okay.”
“I know.”
“You were a massive prat.”
“I know.”
“Still are, to be honest.” Merlin laughs as Arthur shoves him. “But you’re better, and that’s what’s important.”
Arthur looks up at him. Merlin just grins and ruffles his hair, or at least tries to before Arthur catches him and puts him in a careful headlock, laughing as Merlin squawks and swats at him.
“Let me go, you prat!”
“Idiot.”
(Merlin does learn that Morris has gotten a job at one of the stables across the city from the castle. He also learns that Arthur is a rotten liar when it comes to pretending he didn’t do something.)
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37 and 32
32. Favorite Merlin fic you've read in recent memory?
Alright, I have two I read recently that I absolutely loved from start to finish. They're both Modern AUs but the character interactions are so on point and they made me smile all the way through :)
Semantic Satiation by @merlinlikethebird
I Don’t Know Anything, But I Know… by @ink-through-her-veins
37. Random plot idea you think would have been funny for an episode?
I really think it would be fun if they had a musical episode XD But seriously, it would totally fit the overall vibe and sense of humor of the show. Just imagine…one day someone casts a singing curse in Camelot and Merlin has to figure out what's happening (as he's the only one who isn't affected because of his magic). And the best part is he wouldn't even notice it until one morning when he's tending to Arthur and he suddenly starts singing his heart out about how tough it is to be prince and how everyone always expects so much of him or about his secret feelings for Gwen or Merlin... Anyway, it's just a silly idea but that would be so fun to watch (plus, we would get to hear Bradley and Colin sing together again <3)
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To Hogsmeade
Garreth x MC
Summary - I might make this a thing? How different people would deal with Hogsmeade? I’ve already lost my mind after my game freaked out and I had Ominis and Sebastian in Hogsmeade with me so that’s an option. Also just Ominis taking you?
Don’t get me wrong I love Sebastian (I keep getting requests for Seb and it’s made me love him DAMN YOU ALL) but there should have been more options.
Also there’s some unintentional shade thrown at Sebastian for leaving you to your own devices in Hogsmeade. Seb would deffo join you, especially to pick your wand.
Warnings - None, Just a rewrite of Hogsmeade with Garr, Violence(?) for the troll battle
Word Count - 1506
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Why?
Why him?
The fact that people assume being the nephew of the Deputy Headmistress is a good thing means they never see aspects like this.
The new fifth year needed to go into Hogsmeade for some supplies and after Sallow had gotten himself another detention and Professor Onai had dragged Natty off for a ‘talking to’, Garreths aunt had ‘Volunteered’ him.
He wouldn’t mind if he’d have actually spoken to them, but he’d seen them once. All he knew about her was that she was a Hufflepuff. So they were going to be overly sensitive, whiney and a general spoilsport.
Perhaps he shouldn’t judge. Maybe their timid appearance in the Great Hall was due to the dragon Attack they endured, not because they’re the typical Hufflepuff.
And if he was admitting things, maybe she was quite pretty.
Whilst he was daydreaming, he hadn’t noticed her approach him, her hands toying with the edges of her robe. She tapped his shoulder delicately causing a rather dramatic display to burst from the waiting Weasley.
She could’ve sworn both feet left the floor how high he’d jumped. He clutched his chest with an open palm and huge emerald eyes stared down at her.
“Merlin’s great grey beard!! When did you show up?” He asked. She thought he was meant to sound annoyed, but the strain of his voice squeaked under the mini heart attack she had given him.
She laughed.
Full on guffawing at him.
He was about to be significantly annoyed at the turn of events his afternoon had taken…
And then she snorted
She threw her hands around her face, trying to hide the embarrassment of such a noise escaping her. All amusement now leaving her.
“HA! What was that?” It was his turn to laugh
“I’m sorry but that was really funny. I’ve never seen anyone jump like that” she snorted again and her eyes shot open, wide.
“That’s brilliant!” He smirked. After a few more moments laughing at her adorable behaviour he asked, “Shall we get going? My Aunt…sorry…Professor Weasley has asked me to escort you to the village for supplies. It being your first time there and all.”
“Sure let’s go.” She said wiping an amused tear from her eye.
He pushed the huge doors open for her and gestured for her to come through. His arms spread wide to keep them open, she crouched under his arm through the doors. He tipped an imaginary hat as he let go of the doors, and she snickered.
“I’m sorry you had to do this. I’ll make it up to you, somehow, I promise. Merlin knows what you’re missing escorting me” she said looking at the floor as they began their long walk to Hogsmeade.
“Oh nonsense” he said quickly forgetting about all his previous undeserved preconceptions. She actually seemed quite nice. And thoughtful.
And pretty he thought, again
“Anyway…” he coughed clearing his head “I’m Garreth by the way. Garreth Weasley. Yes I’m related to the deputy headmistress, as previous stated, and no it is not as fun as you would believe.”
“I’m Maeve. Bramford” she held her hand out as they walked. He took it eagerly, shaking it with perhaps a bit too much vigor. She laughed yet again.
And giggly too. Cute.
“What is it that you’re after?”
“I have a list…I’m not sure I understand most of it” her face scrunched up as she fumbled for the list in her pocket. “Ah…” she pulled the parchment out “A wand, some spellcrafts…what looks like potion ingredients?”
“Potions? Oh it’s a good job I came then. I’m something of a potions prodigy” he boasted causing her to raise an eyebrow.
“Is that so?”
“Oh yes” he said proudly, his step taking a more confident stride. “You’ll discover soon enough. Perhaps we’ll have Potions together? Thursday, second period?”
She scrambled around her little field guide for the scrap of paper her schedule was on. She looked up, grinning.
“Yes, you’ll have to show me your ways. I have absolutely no idea what I’m doing” her eyebrows raised and pulled to the middle. A look of confusion evident on her face.
“Fear not, you are in very capable hands. Observe…” he sauntered over to a glowing bush, pulling out a little jar from his robes and scooping up a few of the delicate flies littering the foliage. “These are Lacewings. You can stew them for an ingredient in Focus Potions.” He held up the jar for her to look at
“They’re kind of cute” she scrunched her nose up, tapping lightly on the side and delighting as they glowed once more.
“Typical Hufflepuff” he teased and handed her the jar.
~
As they entered Hogsmeade, Maeve was overwhelmed by the sudden smell and atmosphere. It was as though the village had a bubble over it, keeping its magic inside.
The sweet smell called to her and she found herself gravitating towards it, walking up the cobbled pathways as though she knew where she was going. She felt a small tug on her robes before someones hand enveloped hers.
“Come on you, I know Honeydukes is tempting but my Aunt will jinx me if we don’t get this list done. I promise I’ll take you there after” he grinned. His freckled cheeks puffed out with mischief and he guided her along to the first shop on the list.
“You can go on ahead, I can find you later. Maybe we can meet up afterwards?” She offered feeling bad for taking more of his time. He released her hand and put his hand on his hips.
“Firstly, what kind of guide would I be letting you loose in the village? and Secondly…” he tilts his head in a faux strict way “I don’t trust you to not spend all your galleons in Honeydukes. Now let’s go…I can already tell you’re going to be trouble.”
~
“Bloody hell” Garreth panted as the villagers lured the troll away from them. “That was close” he looked over at Maeve and smiled, his relief plastered all over his face.
She was as white as a ghost…
He followed her eye-line to a second troll rounding the corner, beating and slamming its club into the walls and floor.
He instinctually pushed her behind him, drawing his wand.
I just need to keep it away from her until Officer Singer returns
That was when he felt a tiny hand on his shoulder, pulling him aside. Her face was stoney and determined as her wand thrust forward. A pearly blue beam shot from her wand towards the troll. It exploded into ash immediately, it’s dusty form blowing away in the wind.
“What was that?!” He turned to her, both scared and amazed
Her face returned to its normal gentle wonderment as she looked at her new wand.
“I…don’t know”
“It was bloody brilliant!” He grabbed her shoulders, shaking her slightly “I knew you were trouble”
~
Why did I feel so protective of her?
He watched her in The Three Broomsticks, her hands slightly shaking after hearing Rookwood and Ranrok in the alley. But she still looked…innocent. She’d clearly gone through more than anyone in the castle could guess and yet she remained delicate and soft. He leant on his hand as he watched her try Butterbeer for the first time, her eyes going wide at its sugary taste and giggling for the hundredth time as the cream lingered on her nose.
So…adorable…
The doors swung open and the intimidating duo of Rookwood and Harlow made for his new friend.
Garreth placed his hand on her shoulder keeping her in her seat as he got up and stood in front of her. He was thankful for Sirona and the other patrons for coming to her aid.
“Can’t drink Butterbeer forever” Rookwood jeered as he left.
“Watch us!” Garreth shouted back. He turned to her and she looked defeated.
He felt as though he had witnessed every emotion on her face in one day. It made his heart ache. She needed to know this world isn’t like this. It was full of wonder, and amazement and…and…well, magic!
She’s had a little bit of bad luck. That’s all.
“Sirona? Do you mind if we stay here a little longer?”
“Of course, I’ll refill your Butterbeer. Again…on the house” She smiled warmly at the pair, her eyes holding concern as she glanced at Maeve.
“Thank you…Both of you” Maeve said shakily, holding her cup between both hands.
“We’ll wait till they’ve disappeared into whatever hole they came out of and I’ll escort you back to the castle” Garreth took a big swig from his cup and grinned back at her, foam moustache and all. She giggled and followed suit. The pair sporting a matching set of moustaches.
“Sorry you got dragged into all of this. But I really, really appreciate you being here” she wiped her face of the foam and smiled earnestly at him.
“Ah forget about it. I wouldn’t have missed this for the world”
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