#best hc

[lemonhemlock]

My HCs for Green dynamics as seen in the show

"He mostly just ignores you"

Aegon and Helaena are first and foremost siblings. Siblings have a duty, the birthright to annoy the shit out of each other and this was her moment to shine. Aegon wanted to give her a noogie to retaliate but refrained from doing so since Mother would be disappointed. Plus it gies the enemy false information about their relationship. Dancing with Jace? Girl just wanted to dance and it has the bonus of annoying Aegon.

Her looking resentful at the coronation. She knows what is to come. War is inevitable and that moment cemented the end of innocence. She knows her brother doesn't want the crown but is aware that it is important he take it.

Aemond wants to switch places with Aegon as firstborn,not only out of jealousy, resentment and knowing he'll do a better job but also to spare his brother that burden.

Aegon and Helaena fighting and hitting each other sibling-like in one scene while acting like a married couple in another and like parents in another would be absolutely hilarious and fucked-up and we were ROBBED to see it. When they're not trying to keep their own kids from scuffling, they're wrangling each other over the pettiest shit. ☠️

#i LOVE these headcanons they're so cute #ask #helaegon #chaoticcoffeequeen #aemond wanting to spare his brother the burden is so precious i can't 🥺 #best hc

[i-lovethatforme]

Imagine, if you will, post NWH MJ, doodling while she takes a break from her more serious spider-man sketch. She’s a scent minded my putting lines to paper, just sketching whatever happens to pop in. And in that particular moment, she can’t help but think of the guy who jogs past her work every morning. The skin tight spandex jogging shorts hugging particular… curves. Before she knows it there is a butt on her page. A perfect, round spankable- hey wait. No hold up a second. Pause. Her eyes flicker from the doodled ass to her spider-man sketch. She just happened to sketch spider-man mid swing, the pov focusing on a certain… feature. The ass. It’s identical. At first she rationalizes it by thinking, duh, of course she’s gonna draw the same general shapes in two pieces drawn back to back. But then she checks her other Spider-Man sketches, and the other doodles of jogging ass man (of course she’s drawn him more than once. He’s got a fantastic ass and he jogs by her work almost daily. It’s normal to have three sketchbooks full of ass doodles from the same guy. Totally normal…) As she flips through drawing after drawing, inspecting rear after glorious rear, she comes to an inescapable conclusion. The asses may be posed indifferent ways, but the curves are always more or less identical. There is only one possible conclusion. Hot jogging ass man (he came into her store once but she forgot his stupid alliterative name) is Spider-Man!

And that’s how MJ Watson re-figures out Peter’s identity. Through her eidetic memory of… asses. *end scene*

WHY ARE YOU SO ME LIKE??????

You're so galaxy brained and I am absolutely here for it ty 😌😌😌😌

MJ drawing Spidey my fave!!!!! MJ thirsting over Peter from afar my BELOVED!!!!! Her entire sketchbook being Peter and Spidey and that's how she makes the connection?!?!? I WOULD SIMPLY LIKE TO SEE IT!!!!

Also re her memories she could still have some drawings of peter post memory wipe that she never got rid of bc why not!!! And she slowly makes the connection that he's running man but assumed that was about it... but then there are sketches of the necklace and random parts of dreams and it ALL ADDS UP BABYYYYYYY.

MJ figuring it out bc of Peter's dump truck you are so so right!!!!

Machi drawing this when xxxxxx

#ask #spideychelle #best hc

[bluebeesknees]

❤️‍🩹

#getting that spontaneous haircut was definitely the worst thing that happened yup #putting my faves into anime bandages™️ and hoping for the best #i hc he has trouble speaking for a while after qwq #satosugu #jjk #jjk fanart #jujutsu kaisen #gojo satoru #suguru geto #gojo #geto #my art #bluebeesart #art #art on tumblr #sketch #doodle #geto suguru

[crewfu]

“So first of all thank you for the invite to this freak show, I am just left handed.” -Keralis

#keralis #mumbo jumbo #hermitcraft #surely this is the best hc video ever made

[bishy437]

he won

bonus:

#oi oi don’t steal my tags i see u 🫵 #svsss #mdzs #moshang #hualian #bingqiu #sqq u spoilt brat #binghe is def the best cook out of the three gongs i’m not saying this lightly #we know lwj can cook from the extras and i can only assume hc can cook bc the only thing he CANT do is write BUT: #xl enjoys cooking so ofc hc is gonna let him express himself culinarily #and wwx is a spice fanatic weirdo who wants to go live his m!lf dreams into the sunset #lwj will not get in the way of that #sqq however is perfectly content having bingmei cook his meals forever and never stepping into a kitchen #scum villian self saving system #scum villain #mo dao zu shi #tgcf #heaven official's blessing #wangxian #mine #luo binghe #shen qingqiu #wei wuxian #lan wangji #xie lian #hua cheng #shang qinghua #mobei jun

[huachengsromcom]

People call Heaven Official’s Blessing / TGCF a slow burn but Hua Cheng is literally courting Xie Lian like they are DATING. Slow burn who??? They’re sleeping next to each other on straw mats and Xie Lian’s offering to cook him dinner and they’re bantering across THE HOME THEY SHARE like a bunch of desperate hussys

San Lang LEAVES XL WITH A KEEPSAKE OF THEIR TIME TOGETHER SLOW BURN WHOMST

They have A DATE in HC’s armoury where they HOLD HANDS and XL pets San Lang’s quivering sword I-

Hua Cheng basically throws himself at this man he’s like you want a sword?? All of them ?? You want ALL THE SWORDS?? Fuck it take the whole room THE WHOLE ROOM JUST COME VISIT I WILL CLEAN THEM FOR YOU

Like he isn’t the king of a whole realm with shit to do

And this is just the first half of the first book—again I ask the world SLOW BURN WHOMST

#this is half in jest #but #I know some people don’t count it as “real until they kiss but THIS is honestly so gay of them #it’s in the subtext it’s in everything THAT ISNT a kiss #it’s so queer #Hua Cheng is ALL IN XL is just too innocent to Grasp It #XL is saying “come round to my tiny shack whenever sleep on my mat with me BEST FRIEND I will be your home” and HC is SUFFERING #the armoury scene is favourite of the entire thing #I was like my brother in Christ HAVE YOU NO SHAME #and knew immediately I would love him forever #tgcf #heaven official's blessing #mxtx tgcf #hua cheng #xie lian #hualian #she’s being unhinged again

[mindie-arts]

Fuck it *ponifies your military men✨*

This might be my new obsession-

#mlp AU me thinks 🥴 #I have so many hcs for this AU actually 😭 #so maybe I’ll draw them out in the future #tried my best to make them looke unique on their own! #call of duty #cod #cod mw2 #cod mw3 #simon ghost riley #ghostsoap #john soap mactavish #soapghost #cod fanart #captain price #captain john price #cod gaz #kyle gaz garrick #mlp fim #mlp au

[bluegiragi]

human.

early access + nsfw on patreon

more backstory that i wrote up for patreon heh:

Simon and Tommy had a complicated relationship as brothers. 

At a young age, Simon basically wrote himself off as a lost cause, and did the best he could to make sure at least Tommy had a chance to be a functioning human being. After all, Tommy was the gentler brother, the dreamer, the one who looked like their mother (who'd walked out on them years ago to escape their father). But Tommy got bitter, got sick of the one always being protected, being babied. He lost respect for Simon, for the way he wouldn't fight back, and in a twisted way, grew closer to his father as a way to learn how to be powerful, strong. It backfired, and Tommy got wrapped up in some bad business.

Simon's kid brother died while he was deployed. He got the news in the letter, and it broke him in a big way. In the story timeline, it was years and years ago but it still hurts like hell whenever Simon thinks about him. 

#cw: child abuse #i decided to do my own take on simon's backstory for this au #it has the same broad strokes as his canon one but at this point #i feel like ive earned the right to tweak canon #at least in this au hehe #baby simon <3 <3 <3 #he tried his best #the hc is that simon is the son who looks like his dad #and tommy was the son who looks like his mum #so theres more angst when u consider the way he probably thinks of it as the wrong son persisting #simon ghost riley #tommy riley #cod mw2 #monster 141 au #giragi art

[appleswan]

Jason knows that when he approaches kids in his entire get up that they're scared of him, and in crises that's... not great. So he's taken to carrying sticker books with him. He has enough pockets for it. He offers the kids stickers, and he lets them put the stickers on his helmet. He has dozens of Red Hood helmets now, all of them have an amalgamation of new and faded stickers.

The rest of the family tries to make fun of him for it, but Jason just holds out his sticker books like "You seem stressed, have a sticker."

#batfam #batfamily #jason todd #red hood #jason todd hc #Red hood hc #Dude he's actually the best with children #They love him #batman #If he wasn't stubborn he'd have adopted 7 kids already

[mafia-c]

#my art #anime art #deltarune #kris deltarune #deltarune kris #deltarune asriel #random hc #uhhh fr tho don’t do this at home unless you want bad eyesight xd #sometimes I forgot tumblr isn’t the best with picture upload quality…

[katsumiiii]

hobie x gn! reader

hobie is definitely an adamant tease. i also see him as like crazy perceptive ??? not only because he’s a spider person but also because he’s just an observer at heart, so whatever he does to you he knows what effect it has, mentally or physically.

whenever he wants to kiss you he always guides you by your chin. one, because he knows you love the hand placement, and two, because it’s easier to bring your plump lips to his own, and he can’t help but get eager at times.

hobie and you strolled down the chaotic streets of London, his lanky arm strung around the curve of your waist as you attempted to make your way to his apartment (attempted is the key word here, hobie lived about 5 minutes away from the pub y’all were visiting, but the walk was now reaching 10 minutes seeing as hobie couldn’t keep his hands off of you, not that you were in any rush).

“come on love, jus’ one lil kiss and I’ll leave you be, yeah?” hobie gently pleaded, peering down at you through his thickened lashes.

you set the palms of your hands against his chest, appreciating the slight flex of his pecs, and pushed him away from your figure, continuing to trot down the sidewalk, “no bee, we’ve been walking forever and my feet are tired. I’ll give you a kiss when we get home.” you dramatically gestured towards your aching feet, sighing at hobie’s raised eyebrow.

“well we can’t ‘ave that can we?” he inched his fingers down towards your thighs.

“nope, so if we can pick up the—” you squealed, latching on to hobie’s bicep and he held you close to his chest, his fingers curling around the crease underneath your knees, “hobie! what the hell!?”

“wha’? you said you was havin’ trouble, jus’ tryna be a good mate.” hobie tilted his head towards your pursed lips, chuckling at your pouting expression, “‘lowe it, ‘m not puttin’ you down.”

you sighed, peering back at hobie, “you just want to give me a kiss, huh?” you teased, placing a hand towards the crook of hobie’s neck.

“and what of it?” he adjusted you so he could bring the tip of his thumb and pointer finger to your chin, grasping it softly and guiding it towards his own. you indulge him, softly kissing the plush of his lips, humming in satisfaction.

“mhm, feeling cheeky today aren’t we bee?”

“been hangin’ ‘round me too much love, startin’ to sound like me.”

#hobie brown x reader #hobie x gn reader #atsv x reader #atsv hobie x reader #spider punk x reader #y’all don’t @ me on the British slang ok !! #I’m trying my best here #but just some thoughts Abt hobie I had this morninggg #he’s so cute #and I literally hc him as an asshole tease #but it’s cute when he does it tho ! #hobie brainrot !

[lyss-sketchbox]

He sees the things that makes him happy ^^

#my friend out here dropping the best fackin hc of all time #his pupils go wide when he sees something that makes him happy #theres not enough wrio art #i must contribute #lyss' sketch #genshin impact #genshin fanart #neuvillette #wriothesley #wriolette #neuvithesley #fontaine #comic

[thisiswhereikeepdcthings]

Bruce sends birthday gifts to all his grandchildren Jason's goons.

Love this. A couple possible scenarios popped into my head and I can’t decide which is funniest:

1) Red Hood guilt trips Batman in public while accompanied by his four goons with the best sad puppy dog eyes. Bruce caves immediately.

2) Bruce does this as a way of making sure everyone knows Red Hood is Batman’s kid. Not Wonder Woman’s. If claiming Red Hood’s goons is what it takes for Jason to acknowledge Bruce as his dad he’ll take it. Gladly.

3) Bruce does this as a way of making sure everyone knows Red Hood is Bruce’s kid. That’s right. Brucie Wayne, Gotham’s favorite himbo, emotionally adopted the infamous Red Hood. (Everyone is too scared to ask about legally.) If Jason won’t acknowledge his relation to Bruce then he’ll have to get creative. Adopting a crime lord is far from the worst thing the press has supposedly caught him doing, and the look on Jim Gordon’s face at the Mayor’s Ball was an added bonus that he will cherish forever.

#is red hood Bruce Wayne’s kid #this is an as of yet unexplored HC for me that I feel has great potential #unleash the #himbo Bruce Wayne #jason todd #bruce wayne #batman #red hood #red hood and his adopted goons #best boss red hood #best grandpa batman #batfam #fueled by pettiness and spite

[tackypies]

every time i think about how people steal wyll's romantic gestures + desire to have a family + everything they gush about in their mega ooc fluff headcanons for their white men but absolutely refuse to engage with wyll in any way bc he's just the token black character to them

#i also feel this way about people who call lae'zel “hot githyanki bae who steps on me uwu” and never talk about the rest of her personality. #tacky talks #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #drives me fucking insane tbh that everyone hc's gale as having kids when like. he says in that one convo #uhhhh idk [50/50 noises] #the best dad is right THERE #it's WYLL. IT'S WYLL. HE WANTS KIDS SO BADLY. HE'S RIGHT TH

[radiance1]

Killer Croc and Jack Fenton are brothers.

Killer Croc was the first born, just a about 5 years older than Jack. Their father was a large man, much larger than should be possible considering he never had a meta gene.

But oh boy would it have not surprised them if he did. Because that man was strong, 10 feet tall, and shrugged off things that would injure most people.

Like a brick to the head.

Anyways.

Croc was entranced with his younger brother; he was so small so much tinier than he had any right to be, and cuter than a button. He babbled like most babies do, but Croc wouldn't think twice before calling his baby brother the best baby of them all.

His dad could fit him in the palm of his hand easily! Which was just one of Jack's many great qualities in his opinion!

Croc and Jack's parents weren't really on the best of terms, Croc could tell. He didn't know why, really, but he didn't want his baby bro to feel unloved in any sort of way, and it's not like he really had friends to hang out with, plus his parents were busy with jobs.

So he mostly spent his time taking care of and playing with Jack. Changing diapers, feeding him, lifting him up and down with his tail, just the normal sibling stuff.

He feels kind of bad for his dad though, whatever kind of job he had didn't even let him come home most days, and when he did he could barely even walk upright without falling asleep and jolting awake. He still made time for them, however, when he got those rare few off days.

He's honestly surprised that man managed to drive a car properly in the state he was in.

Their mother was often out of the house, Crocc didn't know what she was doing but he just thought it was like his dad. Unlike his dad, however, she didn't really like him. He didn't really know why, nor did he really care either if he was to be honest.

Around a year later the tension between their parents got so thick it could be cut with a butter knife. Then it turned to arguments in the rare times they both were in the house, he didn't even know his parents could make such cutting remarks to each other, and then both of them being in the house less than before.

Then when he turned 10, and Jack 5. They got divorced. Croc was left with his mother and Jack got taken by his father. His mother didn't take the divorce well, really, probably because at the same time she got fired from whatever the hell she was doing and was left jobless.

Then she dropped the bomb on his that his dad wasn't even his actual dad and Jack is only his half-sibling and then promptly abandoned him in the sewers with the rats and what was most likely very poisoned water due to it being the sewers and Gotham.

Well. Fuck.

Croc thinks that Jack doesn't even remember him due to how young he was, nor did he ever see his dad again cause, y'know, being abandoned in the sewers and all.

Then multiple years later he ran into his brother again and got DAMN was he tall. Not taller than him, but it was basically the equivalent of a gut punch to Croc, because he remembers his baby bro being so tiny, so baby.

He blames his father's genes for him being 8 feet taller now. A head shorter than him, sure. But he wants back his small baby bro alright.

Then he finds out his baby bro has a family.

And fuck did he not want to involve himself anymore in fear of being a catalyst for tearing said family apart due to being, well, him and all. Then he was promptly (quite literally) dragged over to meet said family despite his stance on the matter.

Then he finds out he's just treated like a normal person with zero amount of fear. His wife? She had to have a giant in her family too because she was 7 feet tall and was smart enough to kick his ass.

His daughter? 6 feet tall and their first meeting she accidently became his therapist. Also, he was sure she was a meta of some kind, probably something to do with wolves.

Then finally, their son.

It felt like he was thrown back to his childhood when he saw him, he looked so much like Jack did, and he was so, so tiny just like his baby bro was. He had to physically hold himself back from doing anything with the kid because he feared he would accidentally break him or something.

Then he found out that apparently his nephew was half-dead and that his brother and his wife hated ghosts with a passion, built a portal to the other side, had their city attack by the ghost king and then promptly found out about their son's half-dead status and had to do a major revamp of basically everything they knew and acted upon.

Which they're still working on.

Oh and also their daughter is a werewolf, she had a meta gene from someone of his dad's side and only recently activated it.

All of that which was a lot to take in for old Killer Croc, also he knew his niece had something to do with wolves.

So, Killer Croc in all of his life from the point of being abandoned at up to now, decided to go screw the bats and whatever they're attempts of figuring out what the fuck's going on with him (look at you Red Hood.) and decided to try and integrate himself into this family and brother's life again as best he can.

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc #dcxdp #Killer Croc and Jack Fenton are brothers #Their Father was an insanely tall man #As all Fenton's are in my hc because I say so #Unless specified otherwise. #Killer Croc has been infodumped a lot of information about his brother's family and life up to this point #Barely computed it before going #Fuck it we ball #He's very much going to do his best to prevent a certain little red riding hood from investigating his brother's family as best he can

[shellshooked]

the hyrule warriors design stays 🔛🔝

#i hc hw link as a himbo btw #but like in the best way possible #hw zelink is like the truest iteration of barbie and ken in the zelda universe #my art #tloz #loz #the legend of zelda #link #zelda #tloz fanart #hyrule warriors #the legend of zelda: hyrule warriors #tloz hw #zelink #link fanart #zelda fanart #impa #tloz impa