#bruce sharp

[kodachrome-net]

Village Theater, Chicago, 1990

#theaters #theatres #movie theaters #lost places #chicago theaters #chicago #film photography #1990 #bruce sharp #old town #old town chicago

[frownyalfred]

things all the robins were ready for when they began crime fighting: guns, getting shot at, being held at gunpoint

what none of the robins were ready for: 220+ lbs of one Bruce Thomas Wayne jumping on top of them and shielding them whenever bullets start flying

#bruce wayne #batman #dc #batfamily #batfam #I just know that batdad instinct is SHARP #Like obvs he’ll chase after the bad guys #but if he’s worried about Robin it’s pancake time #he is laying on top of their entire body #Kevlar and all #it’s heavy and it sucks #but when the robins are older they GET it

[shower-phantom-ideas]

Danny as Fenton takes a hit that no human boy should survive while in a different city (im going crossover here) and just transforms into phantom and pretends to be all sad that he died. Just for a moment. He then proceeds to kick the baddies ass. Claims he got ghost powers and fucks off. Imagine if Captain America or Batman saw this while failing ti protect him, hell or any hero type. Danny doesn’t think much on it and just goes on with his week. Continues being Fenton of course but what if he runs into whatever hero, but out if costume, saw him do that.

“How are you here? And alive?”

Danny holding a smoothie:”uhhhh I made a miraculous recovery”

He just shrugs it off and goes about his day. It isn’t until he finally gets some sleep later that night that he wakes up in a cold sweat realising he now knows their secret identity. “Oh well it’s neat I guess” starts to go back to sleep only to bolt back up “oh god now they know my secret identity”

Meanwhile said hero is too busy trying to figure out how to help this random kid to even be worried about the fact that they outed themselves. Someone else probably points it out to them and has to explain it twice before it gets thru.

#danny phantom #crossovers #dp x mcu #dpxdc #dp x dc #I like to use batman a lot cause his need to protect these kids probably makes him a little stupid #like imagine him in the batcave looking into fenton now and nightwing comes in starts asking about it #only to have to find out that bruce basically told the kid hes batman #except bruce is tired and worried so he isnt getting it #no B I mean like how does bruce wayne know the kid died. only batman saw it #if you are trying to make some sort of joke it’s not working. now please excuse me I have to figure this out #a sigh and facepalm #B imagine what the kid is gonna think when bruce wayne asks him how he is alive but batman watched him die. #slowly bruce stops typing and leans back from the computer #he freezes #eyes widening #a soft but sharp intake #oh #yea oh B geeze you must be tired if it took this long for you to get ut #bruce with his head in his hands realising he just messed up big time #maybe he should get more sleep after all #as for the mcu I would like to think it was hawkeye or hulk #I like hulk cause it’s also a bruce but I like hawkeye more. guy is very comfort character #clint just kid I saw you die now why don’t you explain that #danny giving him nothing till clints like come on it’s kinda messed up letting me think I let a kid die isnt it. #oh poor me loosing so much sleep watching a young boy become a ghost. I could hardly go on #danny rolls his eyes laying it on a little thick arent we old man #gasp! I will have you know I am only (insert haskeyes age here) #geeze you are waaayyy okder than I thought

[fanaticalthings]

I know Wayne Manor probably looks as normal as possible to avoid visitors suspecting the family's past time activities..

but also I highly doubt Bruce was able to avoid making some obscure changes to the Manor just based on the fact that his children are fucking feral.

Some of the windows are either boarded up, or have cages on them from the inside, and to an onlooker, they'll probably think "Oh those poor kids, being caged inside like animals, unable to get fresh air. I always knew that Wayne guy was sketchy. "

but it's literally just because his kids won't stop launching themselves head-first out of the windows whenever Bruce is mid lecture. doesn't matter if they're on the 4th floor.

sometimes visitors will get a closer look at the inside of the place and see a lot of things baby proofed, which is weird because "Aren't all of Wayne's kids old enough to not get themselves hurt like babies do?"

No, Sharon, do not underestimate the power of 6 hyperactive children combined in a room together, they will absolutely get themselves hurt in some way.

some furniture and objects are just straight up bolted to the floor, and everyone just assumes Bruce is a perfectionist or a micromanager, but Bruce literally had no other option since his fucking kids keep throwing shit at each other, and sometimes they just do it to get the other's attention or because they just felt like it. Sometimes they'll even throw each other

I just need some DC comics that acknowledge that the Manor has some additional features that were integrated after Bruce's countless experiences with each new weird ass child he gains.

#bruce: one time my 9yo son vaulted out of the third floor window because he didnt want fo brush his teeth. #bruce: another time my second son tried throwing my youngest into the opening of our grand piano from 10 metres away. #bruce: your kids like to chew on plastic toys my kids like throwing knives at each other we are not the same. #this man needs a break fr #jk this is how he trains his ultra sharp batman senses. by having kids that constantly keep him on his toes :) #batfam #batfamily #batman #bruce wayne #batdad #batkids #batbros #dc comics #crack #incorrect quotes #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #fanatical posting

[phoenixcatch7]

Like I know it's self indulgence but it'd be so funny to see a full kardashian style Brucie Wayne, spoilt playboy prince of Gotham, local sunshine idiot on the front page every other week for darwinian levels of idiocy or billionaire levels of donations.

But he gets kidnapped or something and there's illusions or mind magics that make him think he's in the bat suit and then he gets dumped in the middle of a live world broadcast arena to fight some goons.

Like he doesn't think anything of it, batman's been kidnapped and forced into gladitorial arenas for sport many times before, maybe he always carries concealed weapons so he's still got like grapples and batarangs and stuff, but he's just going full doomslayer on these guys. No cowl. No suit. Just an open silk shirt and a pair of slacks. In full view of the world.

Tell you what, what about the whole justice league. Just a group of the motleyest people you've ever met. There's about as many famous people as there are absolute nobodies.

Several billionaires defer to the guy who writes articles on outdated lead in buildings and socio economic corruption. There's a renowned museum curator flying and uppercutting aliens so hard they get tossed across the room. There's a guy who spoke in science conferences about meta containment procedures running up the wall and delivering a roundhouse kick to three enemies at once. Bruce Wayne and Oliver Queen. Of all people. Two world famous idiot ceo celebrities. And they're back to back whaling on armoured alien henchmen like a well oiled team. A ten year old podcaster shooting lightning from his fingers and no one in the group bats an eye.

Just.... Insanity.

#To be honest I don't care if there's any fallout #Maybe it happens in a dream world or smth or maybe they reverse time or wipe memories or something #I just want the juxtaposition of batman in Brucie Wayne's skin #No society mask. Jaw jutted eyes sharp he's tossing goons around like it's nothing #The fangirls would go insane. His stockholders are cowering. Everyone who knows anything about him is blue screening #It's like a fever dream but he's so full of adrenaline he's panting condensation on the cold arena like a wolf #And people are having their whole worlds collapse #Superbat celebration kiss after they defeat everyone? Why not if you want #batman #dc comics #bruce wayne #brucie wayne #justice league #It'd be like idk if Taylor swift turned out to be... Idk there isn't an equivalent #Like if Elon musk turned out to be a paramedic on the side #Or a world class neurosurgeon #This is purely self indulgent but it'd be so funny.

[dailydccomics]

lol Alfred <3 i love you Batman/Catwoman #9

#alfred pennyworth #bruce wayne #dc comics #batfam #batman #batman/catwoman #liam sharp #dc

[artnijna]

I laughed the whole time I drew this

#fanart #artnijnaart #artnijna art #superbats #superbat #batman x superman #clark x bruce #meme redraw #superbat fanart #i cant breathe #also Clark with sharp teeth supremacy #dc LGBTQ #dc comics LGBTQ

[confused-wanderer]

Everyone gets terrified when they see Dick put on the Cape and go into downright brooding shadow death aura mode, capturing Bruce’s scowl and glare to an uncanny extent.

They don’t know that the real reason Nightwing had to get real good real fast at transforming into batman is because in his early batman days he accidentally smiled while trying to talk down this guy from blowing up a building.

They made eye contact for a split second, before the guy burst into tears. He then proceeded to rip off the bomb, throw up, faint, wake up, throw up again before immediately running for the window of the 45th floor of a building.

#it doesn’t help that this all happened in the span of fifteen seconds #dick was frozen in shock the whole time #yeah his reflexes were sharp and all #but none of them prepared him for THIS situation #he was stuck between trying to revert back to nightwing mode and call out to him #however saying “hey buddy!” while in the batman suit #after the visceral reaction the man gave just being SMILED at #he was confusion #man checked himself into Arkham later #the therapist told dick to stop smiling and be friendly #he was scaring them so much more #and they were going insane at higher rates #Harley dropped in on him later and asked if he was okay #the others can never know #batman #jason todd #nightwing #dick grayson #tim drake #red hood #batfam #damian wayne #bruce wayne #headcanons #dick Grayson as batman #robin #harley quinn

[38sr]

me watching everyone thirst over my headcannon bruce wayne for my adventures with superman

#don’t be surprised about me reading the tags #y’all are so funny and thirsty that’s it’s honestly impressive #seriously #unfortunately i have no clue if bruce will ever show up in maws #it really is just a fun headcannon haha #also shoutout to the people who noticed the bat wing motif in his hair #y’all are sharp #maws #my adventures with superman #txt

[batmancurated]

by liam sharp

#batman #batman reptilian #liam sharp #comicedit #bruce wayne #comic art #dc comics art #dc comics

[kodachrome-net]

The view from the porch: Halloween, 2017

#halloween #original photography #black and white #photographers on tumblr #october #autumn #fall #black and white photography #personal favorites #bruce sharp #iphone 5 #2017 #chicago #holidays #pumpkin

[windswept-fields]

Wes Anderson Movies + textpost part 8/11 (or until I give up)

Moonrise Kingdom Edition

#wes anderson #moonrise kingdom #suzy bishop #kara hayward #Sam shakusky #jared gilman #cousin ben #jason schwartzman #scout master ward #edward norton #captain sharp #bruce willis #Mr Bishop #bill murray #Mrs Bishop #frances mcdormand #shut up pretty boy

[hood-ex]

One of my favorite parts of UTRH is when Bruce is brooding and is like, I can't rely on anyone anymore, and then it immediately cuts to Dick landing next to Bruce and saying, "Hey." Like that transition is smooth as hell because Dick's appearance coupled with Bruce's vague invitation for Dick to help him on his case easily contradicts Bruce's thoughts.

#another great thing is how bruce keeps telling dick ''stay sharp! stay sharp!'' like he's some kinda sports coach lmao #idk i think it's cute #Bruce Wayne #Dick Grayson #Batman 636

[minzart]

Love Alfred with a cross bow... BUT COME ON THE JOKE WAS RIGHT THERE, THE PARALLELS, "the son of dracula" vs "the son of hellsing", also let one iteration of Hellsing be a gremilin, a swer rat, the manifestation of obsession turned insanity

#the batman 2004 #the batman vs dracula 2005 #batman vs dracula #batman #dc #penguin 2004 my beloved he's just a lil guy with razor sharp teeth and letal unbrelas ♡ #dc joker #finished the 2004 series and the movie. i love the style damn #dracula just jumping on joker with 'jaguar sound' tree seconds after waking up made me laugh #of course the maniac clown is more resistent of the vampire venom and manteins his fucking in/sanity longer #if bruce was younger. teen or something as batma. i bet dracula would pull the adoption papers. whats more romantic than reviving your wife #and introduIng her to new son boy who manteined your legacy of bats alive during your centuries of half death or something #DC comics

[winxanity-ii]

BRIDGERTON

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⨂ ANTHONY BRIDGERTON

⨁ KING GEORGE

⨂ THEO SHARPE

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⨂ COLIN BRIDGERTON

#bridgerton #anthony bridgerton #bridgerton s2 #queen charlotte #simon x reader #anthony bridgerton x reader #simon basset x reader #colin bridgerton #bruce banner x reader #theo sharpe x reader #king george x reader #benedict bridgerton x reader #prince william x reader #eloise bridgerton #daphne bridgerton #shonda rimes #‧̍̊˙˚˙xaniwrites-bridgerton ml #‧̍̊˙˚˙xaniwrites-

[dailydccomics]

Batman by Liam Sharp Batman: Reptilian #3

#bruce wayne #dc comics #liam sharp #batman #batman reptilian #dc #comic book art #comics #my edit #alfred pennyworth #batfam