Nyssa and Dusan, to Ra’s, who is holding a sword, about to teach 5-year-old Talia how to fence: You can't give her that! It's not safe!
Ra’s: It's a sword! It's not meant to be safe!
Dusan: She's a child!
Ra’s: It's educational!
Nyssa: What if she cuts herself?
Ra’s: It'll be an important lesson!
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This morning I watched a woman come into my local coffeeshop, walk up to the counter and go "I'm here for my drugs," and the barista immediately grabbed two massive coffees from the preorder shelf and handed them to her and honestly that's a whole vibe and I'm here for it.
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september
yesterday my professor said "good choice" when i told him the name of the book which I'm going to read this semester
felt supremacy 😎
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💀🏛⌛️ экзамены пройдены
теперь можно неспешно пройтись по этажам, посидеть на ступеньках лестницы, обсуждая впечатления от проделанной за год работы и пофантазировать о планах на каникулярный месяц ~
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jorginho is either getting a very dumb and tacky tattoo or something to honor his mum. there’s no inbetween i think
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i come to this site to relax and stop thinking, yet it makes me think even more and i often leave even more stressed :)
i like it here
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Tragicomedy: one of the hot dogs escaped from the pot as I was pouring water out and bounced perfectly into the exact center of the garbage disposal where it wedged with just the very end sticking out
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Y’all know how the phrase goes, new year new you?
Welp the chaotic bug bit again and my intrusive defense @anobodyinabog didn’t stop me. In fact she encouraged me, sooooooo yeah.
It was nice knowing yall 🫡🫡🫡
But it’s time to get chaotic 😈
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