#coldmackerel

[sophegg]

do you ever read a fanfic that turns you inside out, and look to the author’s notes to find their social media handles? to see if they’re still around today, what they’re doing, to message them and let them know that their writing changed something in you. and it’s a blank blog, a deactivated handle, no way to know where they’ve gone to now.

maybe i passed them at the grocery store this weekend. maybe they got accepted into the same college as my sister, on the other side of the country. maybe i reblogged a funny post by them on their new account. maybe they have kids now and i will one day teach them how to write the alphabet so that they too, one day, can share stories with the world.

i hope you’re doing well. i wish i could thank you.

#this is about @skepticalfrog #wherever they are today #i’ll leave you an ao3 comment. i don’t know if you still check that email #there’s several more peoples too. #rhinomouse #tbhyourelame #coldmackerel #and on and on #i still remember your names. i wonder if i’ve ever bought a coffee in the same cafe as you #personal #my post

[sabypoo]

Why this is what I imagine from the scene following the one at the Thames, when Eve had to come out of the water, to think back to Villanelle, as if they were right next to her 😢.

#killing eve #ke finale #🥺 #aftersun mood #think about coldmackerel and her last fic about ke

[iknowmyname]

I made a comic of one of my favorite Coldmackerels fics ( go read it first if you haven't already ) https://archiveofourown.org/works/24327613/chapters/58654855

The lineart changed a bit because it was done over several days in "free time"..so the consistency kind of went out the window.

S4 and the end of KE feels like a loss to me, and the fandom has helped me a lot with all the amazing fanfics and art!

I wrote a bunch of other stuff, but it just seemed silly.

Hope you enjoyed the comics.

You can find me on twitter as @LittleLion_KE

#killing eve #killing eve fanart #a03 #fanart #my art #little lion ke #breakfast fic #breakfast #fry cook #eve poslastri #villanelle #villaneve #comics #fanfic

[commander-heart-eyes]

Clexa fics if you're a masochist

Clexa fics if you want...

...angst

Personal Demons | Eyeofthehurricane

Marine Clarke Griffin shows up at Raven's apartment after a horrific experience. Closed off and all over the place, can Raven's mysterious next door neighbor help Clarke move forward and start to live again?

or...

The one where Clarke and Lexa meet in a stairwell.

we owe nothing now | ur_the_puppy

For as long as Clarke could remember, every year on the third of March, her soul would die.

(my) Destruction Within Your Mouth | KL_Morgan

He that keepeth his mouth keepeth his life: but he that openeth wide his lips shall have destruction. Proverbs 13:3 

Clarke loses: her head, her voice, her heart.

(Canon divergent from 1x03)

The White Queen Running | KL Morgan

Were you ever punished? “Only for faults,” said Alice. “And you were all the better for it, I know!” the Queen said triumphantly. “Yes, but then I had done the things I was punished for,” said Alice: “that makes all the difference.” “But if you hadn't done them,' the Queen said, “that would have been better still; better, and better, and better!”

Clarke wakes up wearing the tattoos of the Ice Nation.

(OR: Soulmates, parallel worlds, and Ice Queen Clarke; oh my. Canon divergent from 2x16.)

what the ground grows | coldmackerel

There is nothing a little bedrest and irony can't cure.

Lexa is sure the only thing that heals Clarke's mind and keeps her heart thumping against her ribs is an ill-advised amount of the first and a frustrating amount of the second. But Clarke has never been anything less than ill-advised and frustrating. If anybody will survive a hole in their brain, Lexa is sure it will be Clarke.

(At Heda's expense, of course.)

[complete]

...slow burn

when my heart is at war | mopeytropey

Lexa is primed for great leadership and will not be deviated from her agenda.

Clarke is driven by her insatiable curiosity and is not easily deterred.

There is plenty at work to drive them apart, but the strength of their combined determination will change the course of an entire civilization.

Griffins Anatomy | Clexanation

Clarke was just trying to survive the first year of her internship. That was until she fell into bed with a beautiful brunette, who was running from her past. Maybe life should be about more than just surviving.

The 100 hospital AU that nobody asked for. Inspired by the hit tv show Greys Anatomy. All hail the great Shonda Rhimes. We will embark on this drama/love-filled journey through the eyes of our fan favorites in the medical field.

*THIS FOLLOWS GREYS ANATOMY STORYLINE, SO DONT COME FOR ME ACTING SHOCKED BY ANYTHING*

The shows been around damn near 20 yrs ppl 🤦♀️

#clexa #clexa fanfic #clexakru #clarke x lexa #clarke griffin #lexa kom trikru #clarke griffin x lexa #lexark #commander lexa #archive of our own #fanfiction #fanfiction rec list #fanfiction recommendation

[prettyboyavasilva]

Maybe you read this this before but an amazing outside pov for wn is where our father used to sit by coldmackerel. I am honestly daily rotating that story in my heat so i would highly recomend it if you have not read it jet:)

OH!!! ill def check it out thank you <3

#skimmed the beginning of ch1 and it seems good so far #original #ask #anon

[ereri-lost-and-found]

Hello!

Due to work and such I had to take a break from reading some fics for a while but I am trying to find some fics that have the entire cast (including the marley warriors). Do you know any Modern AU, High school AU, or cannon ereri fics that have the whole cast?

Or!!! Do you have any that you personally recommend. I have really liked Weight of Life and Help Me Stand

Give these a try~

The 6th Ward by coldmackerel

(Rated M, 93,897 words, multichapter, complete)

COMPLETE

A comedy about being dead.

Levi is finally returning to work as a nurse after recovering from a car crash that nearly killed him. Nothing says "welcome back" like realizing he's lost his marbles and can see the disembodied spirits of the comatose patients in the 6th ward. He begrudgingly helps them learn how to be dead. Eren, the newest coma patient in the 6th ward, has six months to learn how to be dead. Good luck, kid.

-

A Second Chance by Patolemus

(Rated T, 34,395 words altogether, 9 fics, oneshots, complete)

Modern Setting AU where everyone is reincarnated, but only Eren and Levi remember. Somehow, things get a lot more complicated.

-

To You, 2000 Later by YunaYamiMouto

(Rated T, 110,064 words, multichapter, complete)

Hange is an archaeologist and their best friend Levi is a photographer. When the military discovers a completely new, strange island no ones ever heard of, Hange is sent with a military escort along with other scientists to explore the island and they drags Levi along with them. Levi thought it would be a good vacation after what he's been through until it is revealed that there is more to the island than meets the eye. So what does the military want with it? And what does IT want with Levi?

#ereri fanfic #ereri #riren #snk #aot #under 100k #over 100k #under 5k #under 20k #hurt comfort #humor #angst #fluff #sfw #modern au #reincarnation #friends to lovers #post canon

[ash-til-dawn]

where would we be without the balance book by coldmackerel

#until dawn

[kendrene]

4. Link your three favorite fics right now.

For the price of seven good cows by coldmackerel

The white queen running by @entirelytookeen

And

(my) Destruction Within Your Mouth also by @entirelytookeen

#ask dren #ask game

[moonflowerdamie]

First off, HI! Hello! How are ya? Ronance truther here <3 you asked so i have some questions for you: 1. Otp 2. Controversial notp 3. Fic rec (ship of choice) 4. Hc's (ship or otherwise) 5. Have you read and/ or listened to rebel Robin? 6. Fave character(s) 7. Hot takes?

I'm new here so I apologize if I'm asking something you've answered before (if at all lol) and do not be afraid to gush! I'd love to read it.

hello!!!! i’m ok, i’ve got my exams on at the moment so i’m a little stressed about that, but otherwise pretty good, how are you? good to hear from a fellow ronance truther😌

OTP: gosh there are loads haha. if i had to narrow it down, my all time favs are dani and jamie from the haunting of bly manor, kai and amelia from grey’s anatomy, leah and fatin from the wilds and god i’m such a sucker for ronance atm so probably them too <3

Controversial NOTP: hmm that’s a tough one. there are ships that i don’t particularly like but not really ones that i hate if that makes sense? i suppose my least fav canon ships are jim and lee from gotham (the man is a walking red flag and the whole ship in general is underwhelming), bruce and natasha from the mcu (seriously marvel, why????) and meredith and nick from grey’s anatomy.

Fic Rec: oooh there are loads of good ones. here are some of my personal favs

-and she taught me a lesson alright by obsetress (damie)

-domesticated dogs by coldmackerel (villaneve)

-forever and more by blkmgck (bishova)

-roommate problems by ultraviolentluv (ronance)

-five times max brews an americano by gaps42 (elmax)

these are all amazing, everyone should go check these out!!!

HC’s: again, i have lots so i might make a bigger post about this for the different ships and characters, but here are some of my favs:

-dani knows all the words to ‘whatta man’ (even the rap part) and the first time jamie discovered this was on a road trip to california when the song came on the radio. dani sang along the whole time and jamie was so beyond shook. when the song finished, she had to pull over just so she could kiss dani senseless.

-after the island, leah wakes up with nightmares almost every night. she dreams about being back there, in that hellish place, with no rescue coming for them. she wakes up screaming, and after a few weeks her parents stop coming in at night to check on her. to calm down, she reads (not jeff’s book, no way). she particularly like to read kids books, because the fantasy and the joy of it all takes her away from her world for a moment. if that doesn’t work to calm her down, she calls one of the girls. sometimes shelby, because that girl’s voice is magical at preventing panic, sometimes rachel (and who knew they’d become such good friends?), but most of the time, she calls fatin. and fatin always picks up. always. leah doesn’t even need to say anything, fatin just let’s her breathe on the line until the sobs start, and then fatin will mumble a gentle ‘i’m on my way’. fatin sneaks in through leah’s window and joins leah in bed. they’ll spoon most nights this happens and they never ever talk about it in the morning.

-robin, after getting closer with the whole party, starts to figure out there’s something going on between mike and will. she doesn’t say anything, just sits back and watches as will pines and mike tries to be subtle about his enormous crush on his best friend. she secretly theorises about who will ask who out, and when will finally tells mike about his feelings, she pats herself on the back and seriously considers a career in matchmaking (after all, there’s still el and max to think about. those two are about as subtle as nancy wheeler is, who pretends she cannot stand robin, but has perpetually red cheeks in her presence and gets caught staring every other day).

Rebel Robin: ah no! i haven’t listened to the podcast yet, but i really want to! i’ve just been swamped with revision atm and tbh i keep forgetting it exists haha.

Fav Characters: again, so many to choose from haha. at the moment (because it changes like every week lol) it’s wanda maximoff (wanda maxiMOMMY😩), robin buckley, leah rilke, nell crain (baby🥺) and nancy wheeler.

Hot Takes: i’m not sure i have any? i’ll give it my best though, idk how controversial these are:

-mileven was cute for the first two seasons but it’s toxic now and they’d be better as friends.

-the whole pineapple on pizza debate is silly. nobody cares that much, people just like having something to argue about i think haha.

-straight girls kissing their friends at parties is fine, kiss whoever you want, but posting it on social media with captions like ‘lover’ or ‘wife’ is fetishising wlw and is just straight up lesbophobic. please don’t do it straight girls.

there ya go!!! thank you so much for this wonderful ask, friend!!!! have a great day <33

#moonflowerdamie’s asks #my asks #ronance #stranger things #elmax #bishova #leatin #the wilds #villaneve #damie #robin buckley #wanda maximoff

[jaxson-v]

tagged by @lisascumslut78 again, if we keep this up we’re eventually going to know everything about each other LMAO

last show: officially it was finishing wynonna earp with my older brother, but technically i turned on teen wolf right after that and he very quickly lost interest so we turned it off

last song: The Lucky One (Taylor’s Version) by Taylor Swift herself

currently watching: I guess I’m technically rewatching teen wolf season one as I do habitually every year because I am emotionally attached to Allison

currently reading: in between fics at the moment (sorry i don’t really read real books anymore) but I just finished the incredible for the price of seven good cows by coldmackerel

#i’ve never actually finished teen wolf all the way through #after allison died i got a little farther but i was so sad and isaac really pissed me off so i quit #and now every once in a while i just turn it on for background noise while i do puzzles #tag game

[greatcanadian-eh-hole]

Rules: tag some people you want to get to know better.

Tagged by: @englishstrawbie @metabolizemotions

Favourite time of the year: Fall. The leaves begin to turn and the river valley becomes a panoply of orange, red and yellow. That first breath of crisp air always invigorates me.

Comfort food: Must I choose? Fine, a hamburger.

Do you collect something: Music. Thousands of songs and yes I still buy songs because you can’t curate Spotify and I refuse to alphabetize by first name.

Favourite drink: Cherry coke.

Favourite song: Not possible, sorry.

Current favourite song: A guy on Spotify pulls a thousand random songs into a playlist every day, too much music to actually listen to. But when I heard Be There by Mihi Nihil I felt electricity snake up my spine.

Favourite fic: Well...The Fatal Plunge series by Maleficently which is almost ten years old, unfinished and probably the most mind-blowing story I’ve ever read; for the price of seven good cows by @coldmackerel; The Fifth Wall by @blackteaandbones and anything written by my friend @chilly-flame 

I tag: @hatchetation @littlesolo @northjet @performativezippers @helloanxietyattack @chilly-flame and anyone who wants to jump in. And as @100hearteyes said, don’t feel forced to do it just because you’ve been tagged.

#about me

[hufflepuff-skank]

@coldmackerel I really just need to communicate to you how much I love The 6th Ward. I feel guilty to admit that I haven't read any of your newer works, but honestly, I haven't read more than a couple Ereri fanfics in the last 4 years or so despite them being my absolute number one ride or die ship, so it's not like I've been in the scene anyway. But like.....I cannot express just how intense of a read The 6th Ward was for me. No one has ever, ever written anything that made me feel more emotionally overloaded than you did when you wrote that story. I remember binging the fic over a couple days' time, reading in the dark of my bedroom, completely transfixed by the interactions and life questions going on, and by the end, I didn't know what to do with myself. I just.....I could go on for hours just repeating myself saying, "It was so good. It was so impactful. I was so emotional. It was so fucking good." I dont even know what to say. I can't come up with any coherent thoughts or analyses of the story. It just. Was so fucking good. And it's stuck with me for years. You fuckin rocked my world with The 6th Ward.

(I just started rewatching Attack on Titan for the first time since it came out (I never continued watching after the second season finished airing) and it's been very weirdly difficult. I've never had this reaction to any other anime, so it prompted me to talk about my favorite piece of writing in existence.)

#original post #my three cents #fanfic #the 6th ward #ereri #coldmackerel

[sabypoo]

Always here.

Always in pain.

#killingeve #killing eve #eve polastri #villanelle #villaneve #killing eve season 4 #eve x villanelle #mourning #killing eve fanfic #4x08 #final episode #coldmackerel

[wynonnaearpfanficrecs]

Day 63

the way to found By coldmackerel

Teen and up Audiences 

1/1 Chapters *Completed*

#Wynonna earp #wynonna earp fanfiction #Wayhaught #Waverly earp #wayhaught fanfic #Nicole Haught #waverly x nicole #Coldmackerel

[maewrite]

a clexa fanfic!

I honestly never watched the show bc i didn’t want my heart to be broken at the end. i’ve only read what you guys write and this one is amazing : it’s funny, sweet and everything i think lexa and clarke should be 

it is a pretty popular fic but i stumbled upon it just a few weeks ago, it’s called the business of caring by coldmackerel  

it’s basically a fic where lexa works for the campus police and clarke for the communication center in the same building and they try to catch a mysterious vandal

give it a try, it’s a completed 15 chapters fic that you’ll read in one go (also raven’s character is epic)

#clexa #fanfiction #clexa fic #ao3 #recommandations #clarke griffin #lexa woods #the 100 #lgbtq+ #lesbian #bisexual #wlw #coldmackerel

[bi-badass-geek]

“the business of caring“ by @coldmackerel.

I hope it’s enough @electome cause in all honesty it’s not my kind of thing so i only read most of it (yeah i suck at this santa 🎁 thing i guess). I also ain’t good with words so for 2018 i wish u everythin u need and more Clexa feels cause how could we go without those badass bitches 😏.

#clexa ss 2017 #moodboard #my makin i guess #tho don't get the idea the pics aren't mine i only put them together #fanfiction #Clexa #AU #the business of caring #coldmackerel #electome #lgbt tag