Winner!!!!!
Congratulations to Harry du Bois for winning 2nd place in Tumblr's Poorest Little Meow Meow Contest!!
as the saying goes, second place is first loser! HDB, you'll always be the poorest little meow meow in our hearts. congrats!
oh and i guess also congrats to that other contestant or whatever
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BREAKING NEWS: Finland declared VICTORS of Eurovision Song Contest 2023 after FREAK ACCIDENT leaves Swedish USURPER Loreen FLATTENED in the sandwich maker, leaving her « as two-dimensional as her performance », one avid voter was overheard to say.
Asked for comment on the incident, the ESC council simply had one short statement: « Love wins ».
More to follow…
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HAPPY EUROVISION FINALE DAY!! 🎉
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i like how in modern internet greek mythology apollo hits you with a red ball to grant you the gift of prophecy, while in ancient greek greek mythology, eros hits you with a purple ball to make you... fall in love with people who arent attracted to your gender?
σφαίρῃ δηὖτέ με πορφυρῇ
βάλλων χρυσοκόμης Ἔρως
νήνι ποικιλοσαμβάλῳ
συμπαίζειν προκαλεῖται·
ἡ δ᾿, ἐστὶν γὰρ ἀπ᾿ εὐκτίτου
Λέσβου, τὴν μὲν ἐμὴν κόμην,
λευκὴ γάρ, καταμέμφεται,
πρὸς δ᾿ ἄλλην τινὰ χάσκει.
Again golden-haired Eros, striking me with his purple ball, calls me to play with the girl who has fancy sandals; but she (for she comes from well-built Lesbos) finds fault with my hair since it is white, and gapes at someone else, a woman.
(Anacreon fragment from Athenaeus 13.599C-D)
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a simple rebuttal to any and all critique of pandora's vault
Okay this is funny
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