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coline7373 · 9 months
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"I see dead jedi..."
@allowaykirk post here.
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phoenixkaptain · 1 year
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Thinkin bout Cryptid Luke…
A few ideas I have…
Luke in Legends’ continuity rebuilt the Jedi Order, but in Disney’s continuity, he did not. And while I strongly dislike Disney’s version of Old Luke, I do like the idea in my head of a lone Jedi operating without any Order (which is not what Disney’s Luke is, so I guess there’s nothing really there…)
Like, in the days of the Old Republic, you had to ask the Jedi for help. The Jedi sometimes stumbled on problems, yes, but they mostly responded to cries for help.
Luke doesn’t have that option. Yes, he can respond when a Force Sensitive calls for help with magic rocks, but for the most part, he is just wandering. He is going where the Force guides him. He is just… not there, blink, there.
I like the idea that things go to shit, Luke shows up in his ominous black hood, Luke solves the problem, then Luke vanishes as quickly as he came, with no trace he was ever there.
However, side idea: Luke travels with his motley crew of children. But, THEY are ALSO crypids!
Like, you are a citizen of some planet. You are just standing on a corner, waiting for a space bus, looking at a space newspaper, and you glance up and see an ominously cloaked figure standing on the opposite side of the street. You cannot make out any features. It is dark out, and he is standing beneath a space streetlight, but all the light does is cast his face further into shadow.
Quickly, you look back down, hoping that the ominous shape across the street hasn’t noticed you. You feel a chill run down your spine. You sneak a glance back up, only to find that there is another black-cloaked figure, standing right beside the first. It is half the first’s height, but it’s also cloaked in darkness.
You look down again. You hear a noise, like moving fabric, and look back up, worried the pair is approaching, only to find another small, ominous shape has joined the first two beneath the space streetlight. You can’t bring yourself to look away, and so watch as another black-cloaked figure emerges from behind the tallest one, the first one.
Finally, the shape moves as though inclining its head. You feel your heart begin to race as it slowly turns to face you, and the streetlights finally illuminate a mouth. A mouth that is baring a smile full of sharp teeth, right towards you.
A space bus suddenly drives past, blocking your view for only a second. But, as the bus passes, the four shapes are gone. Vanished without a trace. The streetlight goes out. You decide that you should never smoke death sticks again, despite the fact that you have never smoked a single death stick in your entire life.
(Luke was going to the grocery store with his children. He was just trying to wait for them to catch up, since he got lost in thought trying to figure out how many vegetables to get. He noticed that the person across the street seemed scared, and so tried to smile reassuringly, but there was a noise in a back alley that he and his three students darted over to check out. It’s a cat. The four of them are very pleased.)
Or, I like to think that there’s a rumour that if you say “Skywalker” in an Imperial base, Luke Skywalker will show up and destroy the place. Most of the Stormtroopers and older people are like “psh, yeah right. Jedi can’t hear their name across the galaxy.”
But, slowly but surely, the whispers of Skywalker’s name are dying out. Because he. Keeps. On. Appearing. Right after anyone says his name, even if it’s in a whisper.
(Luke just so happened to be in the area. It was the will of the Force ¯\ _(ツ)_/¯ )
There are so many options for Cryptid Luke! So! Many! Options! This man does not know how to enter a conversation like a normal person, he just appears from the shadows and scares people. Most of the galaxy think he’s just a myth created by the New Republic and the Empire. The leftover Jedi themselves think that he’s just a myth made up by the New Republic and the Empire. Nobody believes he exists aside from the people who have seen him, but even they are half convinced that they made him up.
I just would like Luke to randomly show up, kill some Imperials, scare some other Imperials, adopt another child, then go home. It’s my ideal.
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crispyjenkins · 1 year
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ooo well since you're asking for breathless!AU prompts! Could we get some insight on Jango and Obi's relationship before Jango left as a supercommando? When Obi was a teenager and full of anger and called Jango a laserbrain? Because I would LOVE to see how Jango felt in that situation.
Mando’a: buir/e — “parent/s”, gender neutral mando’ad/e — lit. “true child/ren of Mandalore”, True Mandalorian/s (slang shortened to Haat'ad/e) (pls accept this tiny offering. i miss this obi dearly.) first parts here and here | Ao3
  Ruusaan has Obi-Wan a year before Jango meets him, because the brat spends most of it half-dead in a hospital, and Jango doesn’t care that his buir sends him disappointed glances when he calls Obi-Wan the brat: Obi-Wan is a brat and Jango has the scorched remains of his favourite cape to prove it.
  Before becoming Haat’ad, before Jaster found him, Jango had been the youngest in his family, so he knows for a fact that the brat’s vicious streak isn’t because he’s got a “youngest brother complex” or whatever the fuck Myles keeps trying to excuse him with. Wherever Ruusaan found the brat, feral children must be the norm, because Jango can’t fathom how else he had turned out like... that.
  Jango swears he’s seen his eyes reflect light in the dark, so maybe he isn’t even fully human. That might explain a lot.
  And for some reason, Jaster keeps shoving the two of them together, like he hopes some of Jango’s maturity and common sense will rub off on him. That’s an utterly lost cause, Jango thinks, when the brat hates Jedi almost more than the Haat Mando’ade hate Death Watch, and isn’t afraid to show it.
  Which is maybe why Jango freezes in the doorway to the brat’s room instead of moving the fuck out of the way, when he walks in on the brat struggling into a binder and Obi-Wan launches his entire bed at him in panic. With his mind.
  Obi-Wan refuses to apologise afterwards, but does take Jango to the infirmary so a professional can fix his face before he bleeds out from his broken nose and the sizable gash on his forehead. Jango, of course, learns to knock.
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  To Jango’s eternal consternation, the brat is actually quite adept at hand-to-hand and swordplay already, better than most his age, and certainly better than Jango had been at fourteen. Unfortunately, the brat knows this fact ticks him off, and is all too happy to shove it in his face at every opportunity, until most of their interactions devolve into scuffles that only pass for sparring for the first few blows before it becomes clear they are far more interested in beating the shit out of each other.
  He seethes that the brat can get under his skin so fucking easily. He’s nineteen already, he has better fucking things to do than wrestling with tweens in the dirt, and he should be better than wrestling tweens in the dirt, but for some reason, Obi-Wan knows just what to say or do to piss him off.
  Maybe it wouldn’t be so annoying if their buir’e weren’t so fucking amused by it.
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  After Jango leaves and comes back, their spars are actually just that, even if some part of Jango is still ticked off that Obi-Wan has somehow improved at the same rate he had as a teen. Which is to say, despite the years of experience he has on Obi-Wan, Jango ends most of these spars on the flat of his back, scowling up at a flushed and grinning brat.
  He... supposes there are worse ways to lose.
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ryucreates · 2 years
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im making headcanons again for star wars and you cant stop me -the first time Anakin tried Obi-Wan's "tea" he had to spittake because what the kark, Master, why is it s p i c y ? Anyways, turns out spending a year or more on Manda'yaim gets you real into behot teas, and Obi-Wan has had a soft spot for Shig ever since he was introduced to it while on the run from Kyr'stad. - Growing up in the temple on Coruscant was fun and all, but what was even better was sneaking out of the temple- and in turn, seeing how far away Obi-Wan could get from his minders before eventually having to turn back. We may think of Obi-Wan as some sort of pinnacle of control, boiled essence of mastery of the force- but in reality? He was Chaos Untold on the creche masters.
-Jango Fett was never particularly "willing", per se, to make a clone army. While he had fallen, yes, while he had suffered, yes, he was a Mandalorian still- even exiled from Mandalorian space, even Dar'Manda as he named himself, even as he divorced himself from the crown of Mand'alor. He was Haat'Mando'ade, and he followed the super commando codex. There's this one line, said by the Kaminoans- something about how the best way to control a slave is to make it think it is free- and we all know of Dooku's machinations. Do you really think Jango would not recognize the man who slaughtered his people at Galidraan? Do you really think he would agree to manufacture child soldiers for the Republic? Even- no, especially after being enslaved himself, how could anyone believe him capable of turning on his own morals like that, without serious Sith Majicks afoot? - I'm not saying that there aren't force sensitive clones, but I am saying that midiclorian counts are pure bullshit for actually measuring one's connection to the force- i would think that they are somewhat like a different organism all together, some symbiotic being that can congregate around force users, but doesn't always- meaning there are force users with low midiclorians but high control in the force, and those with high midiclorians but seemingly no control of the force at all. Midiclorians are also likely not genetic, if they are a symbiotic single cell organism. - ki adi mundi is a bitch and i hate him - While the Mandalorians do not trust the Jedi, that does NOT mean that they are unkind to force users- yes, Kyr'stad may have a harsher view of them, but Kyr'stad is a terrorist group first, and Mando'ade second. Most Ad'e see force sensitives as seers, wise ones, and gifted warriors- they have special training, and special positions, they become treasured guards and Goran'e and Baar'ur'e, Alor'e of tribes and clans due to their visions or gifts. No Mandalorian worth their salt would ever give up a child due to their abilities, ka'ra blessed or not. - Most clones refer to themselves as the Vod'e- or the Vod'e An- Brothers All. First generation clones, trained by the Cuy'val Dar and Jango Fett himself, learned Mando'a straight from the source, and when the Alpha and First gen rank clones began teaching the next generations, they passed on the knowledge as well as they could. Most clones are at least passably fluent in the spoken tongue, and can, at a glance, finger count up to twenty in the language. Only the first few generations can reliably read Mando'a, and as far as is known, writing in the language has just been contained to the Nulls, and a select few of the Alphas. (i wrote over 8k characters part two incoming
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new post soon...
next chapter...maybe this week...keep an eye out...
“General Kenobi!” Obi-Wan looked over to see Helix jogging up to them, “You’re back!”
“I am indeed,” Obi-Wan nodded, his face set in hard lines, “What’s this about Cody and Ahsoka?”
Helix’s brow furrowed, “Sorry sir, I'm not sure what you mean. Last I heard the Marshal Commander was in the command tent.”
“He left an hour ago,” Obi-Wan said curtly. The fact that Cody had taken off so quickly and let so few people know did not bode well, “Commander Tano apparently ran into some trouble.”
Helix balked, a brief flash of frustration taking over his face before he returned to smooth professionalism, “This is the first I’ve heard of it sir, but we need more supplies in the med tent. The tanks are doing a number on the troops at the southern bank, the next shuttle is taking five of them for the bacta tanks.”
Obi-Wan clenched his teeth, feeling a headache coming on, “I’ll put Gregor on it. Be ready for one or both of the commanders to come in.”
Helix laughed shortly, in a way that wasn’t truly a laugh but more of an uneasy statement, “Of course, sir.”
“Good man,” Obi-Wan clapped him on the shoulder before shoving him off, “Delta should be coming in soon.”
Helix left him with a nod and a backward glance toward Fyra who’d watched the exchange in silence. 
Obi-Wan watched him go before turning back to the young man and gesturing toward their previous path, “You were saying?”
“We haven’t heard from Commander Cody since he went down,” Fyra finally blurted out, “Gregor and Barlex think we should go after them. They’ve got Commander Tano’s initial message waiting for you sir.”
Obi-Wan didn’t respond other than to nod. He wasn’t sure he had much to say on the subject. At least, not much that was helpful. 
The idea of Ahsoka down there alone getting into something bad enough that she reached out for backup was a disquieting thought. She was stubborn, like her master before her, and hated calling for help unless it was absolutely necessary. As much as Anakin had done for her, she still took the example that he set better than any words that Obi-Wan had heard fall from his former padawan’s mouth. 
Cody’s assistance was likely a good thing in terms of Obi-Wan’s temporary padawan’s survival. Obi-Wan had never met someone who can keep his head under pressure quite like Cody could, his staunch and unyielding nature lending itself to incredible calm in moments packed with high tension and adrenaline. Obi-Wan hadn’t met anyone outside the Order with discipline like his, and he doubted he would ever find another. 
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threebea · 2 years
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I love that the view of Jedi that the audience had in the original Trilogy was wise old men showing Luke the path.
And because the OT is what lots of people pay attention to, even after the prequels that was still sort of the idea of a Jedi. We get it again in the sequels with Luke.
And now we have little Leia: no Jedi are young and hot, no doubt hearing as much from her Father.
Leia's a prequel fan.
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Just thinking about that joke au I made where instead of meeting obiwan and padme on mustafar, he heads back to his ship but when he flies off planet, the force transformed him into a lion and crashes on a random planet. Padme survives, and the emperor finds Lion!Vader a few months later. When he can't figue out how to untransform vader, he uses him as gladiator entertainment and makes an arena that he'll toss rebels into, to meet the claws of vader.
Seventeen to twenty years later, padme, obiwan, rex, ahsoka, and the twins get caught and thrown to the lion :)
If you couldn't tell, I was going through a lion phase
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other-peoples-coats · 2 years
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BEFORE THE BEGINNING and/or POV?
for the no excuses writing meme
Before the beginning (previously)
"He abandoned us both, you know!" The man shouts, and he hums, weighing up a response before huffing a laugh and shaking his head, drawing the hood of his cloak down with a flick of the Force.
"No, I don't." He says, fairly sure that the scars on his temples are visible in the crimson light of the other's saber. The man blinks, visibly startled for a moment, before he laughs, high and wild.
The conversation really only goes downhill from there.
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It's not that Cody ever forgets that the General is a Jedi. It's hard to, for one — while he'd conceded, with ill grace, to wearing some amour, the fact of the matter was that the General towered over the rest of them, and his long hair and swirling tunics were a rather stark contrast to the regimented plastoid armour every clone trooper wore.
Still. Cody never forgets, but watching the General duel a Sith to a near standstill — watching him duel Kenobi, the man who's cut down more clones than any three other Seps combined, who sweeps through a battlefield like nothing so much as one of the great hunting kklljik eels on Kamino, leaving blood and gore and dying screams in his wake — is certainly a stark reminder that, at the end of the day, the Jedi are more. 
Kenobi leers out some quip, and then leaps into the air — inhumanly high — before snagging a passing vulture droid and skittering away like the vermin he was. General Jinn watches him go, and then signals to regroup.
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griefdestined · 2 years
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 @solesnati​ asked: ❛ i’m sorry, have we met? ❜ Luke raised by Vader?
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          Luke’s words hit like a knife to the gut. For a moment Obi-Wan’s completely silent as he falls into his own mind wondering just how horribly horribly wrong everything went. To have been given another chance with the birth of Luke and yet once again Obi-Wan Kenobi failed to keep the child safe. In another life, perhaps, Obi-Wan could see a young sandy-haired boy that would play with toy ships and have a spark of wanderlust in his eyes as he yearns to explore the stars. 
That’s what it should have been. 
          ( But you failed, once again. ) 
Obi-Wan swallows thickly and gives a small sad smile. ❝ In another life perhaps. But no, we have not met. At least, not properly. ❞ Which is the truth. Obi-Wan was there for Luke’s birth. So their souls have met. But both of them are completely different people than the last they had been with each other. So his words are not a lie, from a certain point of view, of course.
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possible-cryptid · 2 years
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Can’t believe I’ve consistently been in love with Obi-Wan Kenobi since I was like 10
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the-ghost-bracket · 9 months
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Last time! The 75 most submitted characters:
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cryptidfuckery · 2 months
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Spspspsps ur a hairdresser, and and you did the side shave? I kinda want to try it but like idk? Is it hard to manage, would it look good pls help obi wan cryptid ur my only hoe
I've been rocking the full side shave now on and off since 2020
Maintenance depends on how short you like it and if you have anyone you trust to help!
If you still want some hair there I'd reccomend having either a hairdresser or trusted friend/partner help you touch it up only because going at your own hair with clippers will usually result in some awkwardness somewhere, though I know people who are able to do it just fine themselves
If you're talking smooth head bald bastard like I do, get it shaved down to skin with clippers and then grab you one of these bad boys
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It's a foil shaver (though I have the 2 head one). It basically works by having a guard with small holes in it and usually an abrasive rotating or oscillating mechanism under it. When the ends of your hair poke through, it's able to grind down the hair all the way to skin (but not your skin, hence the guard!).
Because of the way it works, it will only ever grind down hair that is short enough to poke through the holes. I can put it right on my length on top and it doesn't do shit (because the length cannot poke into the small holes) (haha)
Then it's just upkeep depending on how fast your hair grows. I personally prefer to do it every few days when there's enough hair to be sturdy enough to shave easier, but you can do it every day to keep that slap-ya-head bald I so do enjoy
Hope this helps!!
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voidartisan · 7 months
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Even More Bonus Modern AU content
Jesse believes in Bigfoot and other select cryptids. All of his brothers think this ridiculous to varying extents but Kix will sigh and go to the tourist spots with him
Due to my Stewjon-is-space-Scotland headcanons, Obi-Wan was born in Scotland but raised in England in this au. At various points Cody's ringtone for him was the chorus of I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) and Anakin's was this (volume warning for the link)
obitine is ace4ace, ahsoka is bi, and korkie is bi/ace. anakin is the only straight person in the house
tup made cody an apron that says "please do nothing to the cook" in sunset aroace flag colors
hunter wants one
i can't find any good images of it but the vibe of fox and riyo's first date is the same as sunny and reaper's in Goblin: The Great and Lonely God (if you don't know what that is i'm sorry. there's no succinct way to properly describe it) except fox is slightly less awkward than reaper so he doesn't stare at the table the whole time.
ahsoka doesn't ever put people's actual names in as phone contacts and they’re indecipherable to outsiders
In the Bad Batch’s household, anyone who says something stupid gets lula’d. Omega is the sole arbiter of the lula bc no one would ever retaliate against her
Crosshair argues that Hunter is unfairly lula’d less than the rest of them but has no recourse for his grievances
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threebea · 2 years
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People keep saying season one of Kenobi like it’ll get a season two and I absolutely love and adore Obi-Wan Kenobi Show but boy oh boy do I not want a second season. Anymore and it would be too much I think.
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stormbeyondreality · 3 months
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Nine Mutuals I'd Like to Know Better
Tagged by: @singleteapot
3 Ships
Erlydikas. I can choose ships from my own fics, right?
Virana. The disaster gals who are very dear to me even though Vigdis would probably glare a hole into the side of my head for it.
Whatever the heck you call Zoe and Wash in Firefly.
First Ship
I do not remember, alas. Possibly...I think the earliest thing I remember reading fics for is Obi-Wan/Siri Tachi? Maybe?
Last Song
Whatever Comes Our Way by Miracle of Sound. Excellent musician with a great voice and a lot of fun fansongs!
Currently Reading
Gods of Jade and Shadow by Silvia Moreno-Garcia. Picked it out randomly from the library; I'm only two chapters in so far but the author's writing style is very good.
Last Film
Uh...the last thing I watched was Firefly, but that's not a film. It's been a bit since I've seen a full-on movie.
Currently Craving
Sourdough pretzels; tis what I'm currently eating! Very tasty.
Tagging: @oblivions-dawn, @arisenlicious, @nientedenada, @fallen-chances, @thordagdason, @yewphoric, @illumiera, @nuwanders, @shivering-isles-cryptid, and whoever else would like to!
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assiraphales · 2 years
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I love the implication that after obi wan goes thru this transformative journey to save leia that forces him to face his worst fears and finally process his grief/trauma he’s just like “k it’s time to become a desert cryptid”
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