#dumbfounding

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF movie Mike would fight game Michael if he knew

#chloeimagination #my art #comic #mike schmidt #michael afton #fnaf crying child #fnaf foxy #golden Freddy #fnaf #fnaf movie #fnaf fanart #fnaf 4 #sister location #five nights at freddy's #Movie Mike would suplex game Mike in a heartbeat #not to mention on top of that William afton is also his dad #Movie Mike would be dumbfounded by the fnaf game lore

[chushanye]

The "the average solesian meets 3 gods in their lifetime" factoid is actually a statistical error. The average solesian meets no gods in their life. Kristen Applebees, who has died so many times that she meets 2 gods per year, is an outlier and should not be counted.

#im just imagining her talking to someone like 'so how did you meet your god?' and they look at her dumbfounded #like she had no frame of reference of what a normal person goes through #kristen applebees #dimension 20 #fantasy high #fhjy #fantasy high junior year

[weak-hero]

✨don't judge book by it's cover✨

#local ghoul was dumbfounded lmao #fallout prime #fallout #falloutedit #scifiedit #tvedit #vaultghoul #lucy maclean #cooper howard #the ghoul #vaultghouledit #perciedit #fallout spoilers #blood tw #1k

[c-tepx]

I also love how in true friends fashion both chil and marcille went "coughs and dies from laughter"

#that's why i read chil and marcille relationship as more of an older vs younger sibling #there's nothing like bullying your sibling when they try a new clothes #honestly this is my favourite chapter #one of #laios is so dumbfounded #poor baby #dunmeshi #dungeon meshi #laios touden #marcille donato #chilchuck tims #thoughts

[save-the-villainous-cat]

may I request a really really really smart villain. but somehow the hero manages to outsmart them, and even though villain is completely dumbfounded, they find it incredibly hot???

gl, if you wish, but im fine with anything !!

“You’re scared,” the villain whispered. “I know what that feels like. I know what it can do to a person.”

Their fingertips traced the hero’s clavicle gently, as if they attempted to calm a startled deer by stoking it.

“It’s not a pleasant emotion. It certainly isn’t one anyone should be used to. So I’m curious, do you need my help?” the villain said. Their eyes scanned the hero curiously. Almost as if they could absorb everything about them just by looking at them.

Something about the hero seemed to pull them in, something seemed to fascinate them on a grand scale and the hero couldn’t tell if they loved the challenge or the attention.

“Would you mind?” the hero asked. They nodded towards the villain’s fingers on their body and clearly, the villain received their message. They pulled away and smiled. Curiosity seemed to be their big weakness.

“I apologise, of course. I’m fond of pretty things.”

“As every crow is.”

“That’s a compliment.” The hero didn’t answer. They knew the villain was toying with them; they were fully aware of their sweet words and their kind smile.

The villain wasn’t easy to understand and that was a big problem in this whole mess. Incompetent people proposed a threat to the city because of their lack of intelligence. They weren’t easy to understand, they were unpredictable.

Usually, the hero could argue with smart people, could get into their minds and understand their motives but the villain was a complete minefield. Their unpredictability came from several unrelated plans that intertwined and altogether made up a whole picture.

They were ten steps ahead. Always.

Suddenly, a missing professor, a burning bakery, a sick child and a stolen book were parts of a chain that would make sense to the hero much, much later. Ordinary things could play huge parts in these reaction chains, something they liked to call “controlled butterfly effect”. It made the hero think of all the details, all the little crimes in the city. It made them overanalyse every little conversation they had with the villain.

Was the villain giving them clues?

Was there a way to decipher these riddles?

How could anyone be at ten different places at the same time?

How was it possible to get information you’d have to torture out of people without actually talking to anyone at all?

“I’ll have to change my address for the third time this month,” the hero said. “You should apologise for that as well.”

“It’s not my fault you make it so easy for me.” The villain looked around the hero’s living room and in some weird and strange way, the hero felt superior to them, now that everything was done. It would’ve been foolish to say they were relieved. In fact, the villain was right. They were terrified. “New choice of plants, I see. You like orchids?”

“Why exactly are you here?” the hero asked. They assumed the villain knew about yesterday. They also assumed the villain was here to talk about that. “So you can make fun of me? Humiliate me in my own home?”

“Without an audience? Please, I thought you knew me.” The villain’s eyes found the hero’s again after what they deemed to be enough observation.

“You like it more intimate. You like it when it’s just us.” Now, the villain looked intrigued.

“Touché,” they said, almost as if the hero had defeated them with a single word. The hero wished it had been that easy.

“Again. Why are you here?” The hero crossed their arms in front of their chest. It was getting quite chilly in just a shirt and underwear.

In response, the villain took in a deep breath and sat down on the hero’s couch. They lounged.

“When Hannibal crossed the Alps, do you think he was scared? I mean, all that responsibility on his shoulders? It was dangerous, he could’ve lost his entire army.”

“Is this supposed to be some metaphor for me being Hannibal and you being…what? The Roman Republic?” the hero asked. Sometimes, it was laughable where the villain’s mind went. It was hard enough to keep up with them already but the amount of knowledge the hero acquired from talking to them alone was insane.

It was the type of learning experience that required failing repeatedly to get to the answer. The hero didn’t enjoy it.

But the villain only chuckled.

“I was trying to say that being determined and scared can coexist. You did something that demands great courage.” They tilted their head. “And yet, it is a very scary thing.”

With slow steps, the hero approached them until they were close enough. They sat down on the villain’s lap. Unsurprisingly, their nemesis didn’t protest.

They weren’t proud of what had happened, they weren’t proud of what they’d done.

“How can a person obtain information no one dares to whisper?” the hero asked. “How can that person receive it within seconds?”

“You tell me,” the villain said. An invitation. It would’ve been illogical to decline.

“You had two helpers. Someone who can teleport. Someone who can turn invisible. I don’t know how you convinced them but they were heroes once.”

The villain nodded.

“The Romans had to learn the hard way how important spies are. They learnt it from the Carthaginian. Like I learnt from you years ago,” the villain said. It was difficult to imagine that all this was the hero’s fault. “Now, tell me what you did when you found out.”

The hero was quiet until the villain’s palm brushed their thigh softly. The villain seemed unfittingly euphoric.

“I knew they wouldn’t be easy to keep in a cell.”

“So?”

“So I killed them.” The villain nodded.

“You killed them,” the villain agreed. “Did you know crows wait for other predators to tear open their prey?”

The hero waited. The villain wasn’t angry. They were fascinated. It hadn’t even occurred to the hero that this was the solution up until yesterday.

And still, even though this was a major success when it came to stopping the villain, it wasn’t satisfactory. Killing two of their own people hadn’t been pretty.

“Did you know curiosity killed the cat?” the hero asked back. Behind their back, they clenched their fist to stop their hand from shaking.

Within seconds, several red laser dots pointed at the villain. With the hero on their lap, pressing them into the couch, there wasn’t anywhere to go. The sharpshooters wouldn’t let the villain move a muscle.

And behind the shocked expression, the hero saw something they weren’t sure if they loathed or liked: a certain admiration for only them.

#villain it’s a trap u stupid ahh #I am behind you I always find you I am the tiger #somehow completely managed to ignore the dumbfounded part I AM SO SORRY #I’m not even close to being able to write smart characters but I hope this is ok 👹 #writing snippet #heroxvillain prompt #heroxvillain snippet #heroes and villains #hero #villain #hero x villain #heroxvillain #an answer for an ask #request

[eggsdrawings]

so cheesyyyyy

kamijirou teasing/flirting with each other, ko-fi request for @bakusquad-babe !!

#bnha #mha #kamijirou #denki kaminari #kyouka jirou #I HOPE U LIKE ITTTTTT 💗💗 #in my heart I believe kami uses these lame pickups but when he’s really trying to make an impression he’s just genuine and sweet #and then when someone flirts with HIM he is useless staring dumbfounded .exe LOL #jirou throws a pickup line back at him for fun once and he laughs it off like ‘omg no wayyyy’ kicking gigglin all stupid idk #they’re sooooo cute I love this ship soooo much u guys #eggsdrawings #kofi reqs

[bloobydabloob]

DirkJake once again. Ignore if I delete this

#Borzoi actually counted for me #and I have drawn 60 (61 including this) pieces of DirkJake fanart in the past like 3 months #Hellooo? Crazy. #Sorry I am repeating what I said on Twitter. but I am dumbfounded #Anyways yeah. Don’t like this at all so sorry if it goes missing. Save if it you are attached to it or something #homestuck #homestuck fanart #hs fanart #dirk strider #dirkjake #blooby posting #jake english #I keep going on twitter to post these huge threads about DirkJake #and getting apprehensive and not doing it. I should really do it on here honestly #sorry. I have a lot of things to say I swear #people that have talked to me know that I have many things to say. I am just nervous to share my ideas publicly I guess #but whatever. We have fun around here

[bonefall]

just as a question from a generation observation: are you left wing? i’ve been following through your blog for ages and it’s always easy to tell if an author is inserting their own political views into a piece of work (in this case an AU) and i would be genuinely baffled if you were anything else but a leftist.

political views don’t matter to me if i like someone’s work or if i’m looking at anything on tumblr (as it’s kinda unavoidable as this entire website is full of leftists) in general but in your case specifically it just screams left wing so much.

like with the whole clear sky interpretation, the workings of warriors universe cultures, the clan ideologies, etc.

i... i directly reference Umberto Eco's work in my analysis and write about fascist leaders getting smashed on rocks. I made herb guides for HRT and for abortions. I trans genders and write essays on misogyny. I even have pronouns. what else can i be

#bone babble #I'm mostly just dumbfounded #like... of... course? yes? #Yes I Am On The Left Wing

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

#talkin #tik tok #🇯🇵 #food #dumbfounded #🇰🇷 #🇨🇳 #china #japan #korea #chopsticks

[chloesimaginationthings]

Michael Afton plays FNAF help wanted,,

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #michael afton #fnaf vanessa #fnaf vanny #fnaf #fnaf 4 #fnaf help wanted #fnaf help wanted 2 #sister location #fnaf movie #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #who’s gonna tell Michael that fazbear entertainment capitalized on his trauma #unfortunately game Vanessa night have to- #Michael knowing what they did after his death he’d be so dumbfounded BAHA #Happy help wanted 2 day btw!!

[profoundmakerdreamerss-blog]

Tomarry AU time travel but with a twist

— where Tom and Harry are best friends but Harry ends up falling for Tom — and Tom? He rejects him. Because Tom isn't ready. Because he thinks relationships are a waste of time — and believes what he and Harry has is better. And, Harry? Though hurt, accepts his answer. Though there is some residual awkwardness — they go back to being friends.

But— now, Tom is more aware of Harry. Now, that he knows Harry is okay with having a romantic relationship with him, he starts noticing things that he hasn't before. He starts thinking about Harry more than he did before (which basically means he thought about him every second now, back then it was one thought per ten seconds but anyways—) and having realizations about himself that he has been ignoring before due to always thinking about the future. After all he is a busy man with a grand plan — he was just too busy to have time for something mundane like introspection, am I right?

Unfortunately, though before Tom could do something about his emotions derailing his plans — Harry dies. For him. To save him

Tom being Tom, through his all consuming grief and regrets — breaks time conventions to save Harry and ends up travelling back on the day Harry came to Hogwarts. And as Tom tries to make amends for his mistakes by trying to befriend Harry, who is the new transfer student earlier than before, he realizes how strange Harry used to be.

How he would act skittish around Tom or glare at him with so much hatred that would make him stumble. Because Harry never did that, or did he? That didn't matter though, because Tom would win him over anyways — because he is the one whom Harry loves loved. So, he is one who would end up winning him anyways — not Black or Longbottom for that matter.

So this au is basically time travelling harry and time travelling tom but both of them from different points of time, trying to do their best — trying to save the world (for Tom, it's Harry and is that my way of implying Harry was his world? Yes.)

#time travelling tomarry #both of them bring time traveller #being* #but with a twist LMAOOOOO #so basically Harry's trying to save the world #while being dumbfounded because why js baby Voldemort being SO NICE WITH HIM #to him* #what does he want with #Harry #what did harry do lmao #while Tom writing down in his diary of how Harry glared at him only 12 times and ran away from him only 5 times today #and that means theyre making a progress 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #my god #misunderstandings #so MANY OF THEM #and drama #tomarry #harrymort #tom riddle #harry potter #oh yes Tom breaks Harry's past self's heart and then he dies 😭😭 #my poor baby #but dw tom will make it better for harry #maybe harry will even get his memories back after they destroy the whole fucking timeline and slams it back together #into a pile of mashed potatoe

[morganbritton132]

Omg ok so my sisters used to play soccer and one of the moms had a cowbell. This woman would ring the bell every time the team got a goal. And now like 20 years later our mother was talking to someone about how my sisters used to do the local soccer thing and the other person was like “omg do you remember the cowbell lady? That team was so good but dear lord that cowbell was annoying!”……..I can picture Eddie getting a cowbell

Absolutely yes. No notes. Eddie definitely does this.

Steve kinda dooms himself to it because they played a scrimmage against a team that brought their own cheerleaders. Eddie prides himself on a level of dramatism that is not going to let that slide so he asks.

He did ask if he could be Steve’s cheerleader.

Steve, who melts every time Eddie takes an interest in one of his hobbies, does not think of the consequences when he says, “You’re already my cheerleader, but sure.”

If Steve thought about it for a little bit than he would probably think that Eddie was going to show up at the game in an actual cheerleading uniform, but he didn’t think about it. He actually forgot about the entire conversation until the next weekend when Eddie tries to get into the car with an electric guitar.

Steve stops him, “What are you doing?”

“Uh, cheerleading?”

“Where would you even plug that in at?”

“Oh, you’re right,” Eddie considers and then darts back into the house. He returns a few minutes later with an acoustic guitar, but Steve gives him a look that says very clearly ‘absolutely not.’ Eddie strums the guitar anyways and says, “I love you, bitch. I ain’t never gonna stop-“

“Eddie, we’re going to be late!”

So, he didn’t do anything that weekend other than come up with some on-the-fly cheers with another player’s girlfriend and agree to design them shirts. Nancy did say that if he tried to start a wave in the crowd that she would divorce him. From the land of the living.

He thinks she means it too.

Eddie’s already picked out the cowbell by the time next weekend rolls around. They’re playing against a group from the nearby methodist church and the only thing that Steve requests is that Eddie stays off his soapbox about organized religion. He says nothing about cowbells.

Nancy isn’t even aware that he has it until he whips it out after the first goal and starts ringing it. The whole field stops moving and just stares at him for a second, which is great. Eddie loves an audience.

Steve looks fucking delighted, too.

It is rather unfortunate that the team they’re playing against sucks major ass and they score more goals than they have in any other game because that cowbell rings with enthusiasm every single time. Except for the last goal because when Eddie went to reach for the bell, Ozzy put his paw over his hand to tell him to stop.

It doesn’t matter though because Steve runs over to him as soon as the game ends, all smiles and kisses. It’s painfully and sickeningly sweet when he tells him, “Best cheerleader I’ve ever had.”

Steve kisses him again and tells him, “Never do it again though.”

#Eddie does it again #except now they have a game they play before the game where Steve tries to find the cowbell before they leave #he is dumbfounded when he removes two from the car and yet somehow Eddie still has one come game time #(Nancy brought it for him because she thinks it’s funny) #eddie munson tiktok saga #steve harrington #eddie munson

[sweeteastart]

Day 5, Rabbit !

Something nice and simple today with Bunny Lege and Binturong Ravio.

#Why a binturong ? #Because I saw this thing on my dash and my first thought was “Ravio coded” #Lege is both dumbfounded and happy to see Ravio Binturong #before long he would be pissed because why is he a rabbit?? and ravio a bearcat ??? #all that started because i discussed with a friend about how funny it would be for Ravio form to be something big and more threatening #ravioli #albw ravio #lu ravio #loz ravio #ravio x link #albw #albw link #albw loz #ravioli ship #raviolishipweek #also combative Rabbit Lege because that man cant accept to be perceived as cute even by his bf #sweeteastart #LU Fanart #Sweet link meet art

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

learned there's a run where Spider-punk gets turns into a capitalist merch cash-cow and this happened

she can have a little consumerism as a treat

Diane: *sleeps in a 'I ♥️ Hobie Brown' shirt with a huge Spider-punk plushie*

Also Diane: *kicks the shit outta him if he nudges her in her sleep (affectionate)*

(inspo:)

#how I feel buying Spider-Punk merch #Hobies outline is yellow when he's surprised confused or perplexed #he's currently dumbfounded #spiderman #atsv #spider man #marvel #across the spiderverse #hobie brown #spider punk #spiderpunk #spidersona #hobie brown x oc #Hobie x oc #this could technically be #Hobie x reader #hobie x you #Hobie x y/n #hobie brown x reader #hobie brown x you #hobie brown x y/n #my art #discopunk #disco spider #discospider

[mechagender]

whats his deal

#whiteboard sooo hard to use i miss my warp tool #also god i tried to play warframe last night while high off my shits and i forgot how to move my pinkie to the ctrl key #staring dumbfounded at the ravine i need to slide jump over jaw slack like yeah maybe we wont play warframe right now actually.

[randomsketchdump]

Scarecrow whenever the Riddler speaks:

I think I’m funny

#scarecrow #the scarecrow #btas scarecrow #btas #the riddler #scriddler #i guess? #kind of? #if you squint your eyes #and look really far away #honestly #it’s up to you #source: lake placid #I think it’s funny #Batman #batman the animated series #jonathan crane #btas jonathan crane #whenever the riddler speaks #scarecrow is rendered dumbfounded #he can’t decided if he should spray him with fear toxin #or try and convince him to join fources #although #once the riddler awnsers him #he decides to fear toxin him #sorry riddler man