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cloudcountry · 1 year

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hold on hold on i just came to the realization that fish do not sneeze.

imagine how BAMBOOZLED the octatrio would be when they hear you sneeze for the first time??? like human what was that. did you just eject a lung? are you okay??

azul would be immediately concerned, giving you the weirdest look. he hesitantly asks if you're okay, because you seem fine, but you just made the strangest noise he's ever heard and oh, is this a weird land dweller way of showing your affection? because you were pretty cute when you did that. oh, it's not...? well, now he's embarrassed!

jade is fascinated. don't let him find out about that sneezing power or pepper or ANY of that shit. he WILL use it against you. your sneezes are like little treats to this weirdo. he'll even become inclined to test those things on himself, to see just what sneezing feels like. he's genuinely surprised when it isn't painful? and that the face you make in instinctual? land dwellers are so fascinating.

floyd locks onto you. doesn't matter if he was in a mopey mood or pissing off riddle again, his eyes are wide and his pupils are dilated and he's staring at you. it doesn't matter if your sneeze is loud or quiet, he thinks it's so strange and so cute. hey, little shrimpy! what the hell was that and why did it sound so weird?

LIKE....THESE GUYS HAVE GILLS. THEY HAVEN'T HEARD A SINGLE PERSON SNEEZE UNTIL THEY CAME TO THE SURFACE. bc yk, sneezing requires lungs and nasal passages AND MERPEOPLE DONT HAVE THOSE UNLESS THEY TOOK THAT POTION TO BECOME HUMAN AND IM CRYING.

octatrio finds out what sneezing is real!!

i feel like i need to clarify that i know what sneezing is HELP ME@$@$$@$@?@!#?@!!@!# i just thought it would be a funny post i assure you guys i know people sneeze and that they probably would have been taught about it. this set of headcanons is not supposed to be taken as something that happened in canon, i just wrote it because I thought it would be goofy!!

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diobrandoasshole · 10 months

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idk how to draw miguel

#across the spiderverse #art #into the spider verse #spiderman #spider verse #spiderman into the spiderverse #atsv #the spot spiderverse #the spot fanart #miles morales #peter b parker #miguel o'hara #miles x gwen #gwen stacy #peter b parker x miguel o'hara #atsv fanart #help this is so stupid #jonathan ohnn

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undercovercannibal · 9 months

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Paul Rudd as BEN GLENROY in Only Murders in the Building S301 “The Show Must...” insp.

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theyearpunkbroke · 1 year

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martin scorsese, circa 1973

#help this is so stupid #20 dollars let’s go to the movies #mean streets #martin scorsese

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valeohn · 8 months

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help this is so fucking stupid (made by yours truly)

i actually had a dream where i went to a weezer concert and they said that the band members were sick and they showed up instead and the crowd got louder

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jokrrouttfynn · 8 months

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me when someone takes a photo of me:

#Help this is so stupid #joker out #jan peteh #kris gustin #kris guštin #bojan cvjetićanin #bojan cvjeticanin #nace jordan #jure maček #jure macek

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grucifixes · 10 months

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⛧ he's the shining and the light without whom i cannot see

#papa emeritus #papa emeritus iii #the band ghost #terzo #artists on tumblr #small art account #small artist #he is #ghost band #ghost #terzo fanart #papa emeritus iii fanart #help this is so stupid #im scared #this is my first art on tumblr #please dont criticise me im insecure

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gandalf-the-bean · 10 months

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johnson&johnson plans to extend their bedaquiline patent for four more years. this drug is a life-saving medication for people with tuberculosis. extending the patent would kill an estimated 6 million people by the end of those years. here’s john green’s video about it, where he also lists ways to help in the description

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proffesional-dudebro · 6 days

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someone help i once heard/read the phrase "they call me johnny bumblenut" and i forget where i heard/read it so i reference it all the time while also having no clue what the fuck im referencing

#text post #help this is so stupid #who is johnny bumblenut and why is he haunting my brain

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ikiprian · 2 months

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Mr. Fenton is a competent teacher. Almost too competent.

If Mr. Daniel Fenton had any more than a BS (with a minor in education), Tim would’ve flagged his profile as a potential Rogue. That’s the way of most charismatic academics, at least in Gotham. (Got a PhD? Instant watchlist.) Instead, he’s Gotham Academy’s newest celebrity, as a young, passionate, out-of-towner substitute while the chemistry teacher’s on maternity leave.

Tim gets the hype. Fenton seems to genuinely love teaching, and is invested in the welfare of the student body. He hands out bananas during exam week, hosts a “study habits seminar” each month to coach effective learning strategies, and the third time Tim falls asleep in his class, he even pulls Tim aside to ask if he’s doing okay. With all the late work he accepts and the protein bars he sneaks Tim, he’s every teen vigilante’s dream teacher. He could’ve been Tim’s favorite.

In fact, Mr. Fenton was Tim’s favorite. Up until Tim walks into Mr. Fenton’s chemistry classroom for a forgotten textbook, an hour after the final bell.

On the board where tallied scores for today’s review game had been kept, “THE CHEMISTRY BEHIND DR. CRANE’S FEAR GAS: ANXIOGENICS, NERI’S, & YOU,” is now scrawled. A detailed diagram of the human endocrine system projects in front of a small crowd of adoring and attentive students.

Fenton is wrist-deep in the skull cavity of an anatomical model. A short tug, and out pops the brain.

It’s plastic. It’s fake.

Tim identifies the nearest emergency exit.

Fenton turns to the door, and in the dark classroom with the projector illuminating half his face, his eyes almost seem to flash red. “What’s up, Tim?” he asks. His friendly grin is too big for his face. “I didn’t know you wanted to join the Just Science League!”

[OR: Danny’s a science teacher at Tim’s school. Gotham’s a pretty wild place, even for someone who grew up a superhero in a ghost-infested town, so he takes it upon himself to start a club teaching kids how to manage themselves in the event of a crisis. These Gothamites are pretty hardy, but a little extra training never hurt anybody! And he suspects one of his students might be a teen vigilante, like he’d been, back in the day. As a senior super, it's Danny’s duty look out for him! Surely, this is the subtlest and most appropriate way to give the kid pointers.]

[Tim immediately assumes supervillain.]

#Danny can’t help being creepy it’s just the way he’s built!!#I like to think Lancer did these things for Danny when he was in HS #and now Danny's emulating Lancer :)#Passing it on!#Tim is paranoid but also like he is SO CLOSE to graduating so like. Does he even want to report this shit to Batman. What if the next chem #teacher's a jerk and Tim fails the class and he never gets his stupid diploma. Bruce already is insisting he finish out HS and maybe get #an ABA before he's allowed back into the company #and Jesus Christ does Tim hate school. He'll worry about Mr. Fenton's burgeoning army of Science Honor Society Rogues on his own time #dcxdp #dpxdc #prompt #tim drake #danny fenton #in case I write more of this let’s tag it uhhhhh #misunderstood mentor au #kipwrite

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lanavecorona · 4 months

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today i offer you tmnt art. tomorrow???? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#half a year ago if you would've told me i was gonna get obsessed with teenage mutant ninja turtles i would've laughed. but here we are.#rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #rottmnt leo #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt mikey #rottmnt raph #rottmnt april #pizza time with the boys!#im gonna have to censor the hospital one to post on insta so that'll be fun #pov ur friend never got her mystic pizazz for her project so she still needs your help instead #the comic is from a stupid tiktok

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dcxdpdabbles · 1 month

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Danny: Hello, I'm here for my job interview-

Alfred: You're hired.

Danny: But I didn't even say what position I was-

Alfred: You are Danny Fenton, nineteen years old, blood type AB, Libra. You are here to apply for the personal assistant position under Timothy Drake. You have five years of experience as a receptionist and a personal planner and have been unofficially bookkeeper for your parent's company since you were twelve. You dabble in fanfiction, go clubbing at Vortex- the gay club downtown, and have been one of the few people who yelled at people online for "Countdown to Legal Age" of both Master Dick and Master Tim.

Danny: .....I'm a little scared right now.

Alfred: That's to be expected. You will fit right in. Master Tim enjoys the smell of fear on his employees.

Danny: You were in the army, weren't you?

Alfred grinning: I read that your mother's family are also veterans. Your mother grew up in bases; did she not?

Danny nods: Yes, they are. This is like visiting family.

Alfred: With the proper attitude, you may become family in due time!

Danny mentally: Is he....trying to get me to marry Mr. Drake???

#dcxdpdabbles #dc x dp crossover #From a fic I never wrote #Danny is going to follow Tim around and help him #Alfred usually scares off people at the door #Danny is used to it though so he here to stay #No Alfred is not trying to mary Tim off #He just intense and Danny is stupid

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levienjoyer · 7 months

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