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maxidentscene · 2 years

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boyfriend things skz does

⚘ genre. fluff

⚘ members. ot8

chan speaks up for you when your restaurant order is wrong

Yeah, you could do it yourself and he’s aware of that. The thing about this type of thing is that he knows you most likely won’t, normally everyone around him brushes things like this off because they don’t want to be an inconvenience or they’re too embarrassed

In his mind, time is precious and at a restaurant, time should be spent enjoying what you’re eating. He’s so reliable ahh

“You didn’t have to…” you trail off, finding his hand from across the table, running your thumb over his knuckles with a dopey smile on your face and hearts in your eyes because he’s just too sweet

He can only get shy and laugh, his dimples deepening and eyes closing, the sound making your heart flutter. Leave it to Chan to stick up for the ones he loves. “But you wouldn’t have liked it, right? I want you to like it.”

You will now that he spoke up for you. Get a man like Bang Chan and do not settle for less.

lee know is constantly blowing your phone up with things he finds funny because he wants you to laugh with him

In theory, this is cute as fuck because he’s thinking about you, he’s sending you these things that he enjoys because he thinks you’ll enjoy them as well

It’s endearing. But the thing about Minho is that he finds a wide spectrum of things funny, from bug fights to inappropriate jokes to among us memes. Yeah.

All you have to do around him is say sus and he’s lowkey busting a lung oh my god

But like I already mentioned, it’s sweet and honestly half of the time, the stuff he sends are things that you can find humor in as well so it isn’t always just him making a fool out of himself

“Do you find it annoying?” He flat out asks one day, to which you can only give him a ridiculous look, clinging to his side the lovey dovey way you know he hates and assuring him that you find his stupid little memes cute

changbin keeps you as close as physically possible when you’re in public

No, he isn’t being clingy! It’s just that in this day and age, it’s only right if he were to protect you from harm when out and about. A lot of things could happen if you weren’t in his care, there’s definitely no other reason!

Yeah, he’s being a little clingy. Don’t you love it though? The way he always guides you with a hand hovering above your lower back, the way he locks pinkies with you when meeting a spot with a big crowd, the way he can’t resist putting you in a gentle headlock as you wait in line to be seated for some food

“Bin,” you wheeze out with a laugh, tapping his arm as a signal to release you, secretly loving his proximity nonetheless. He lets you go, his other arm immediately finding it’s way locked around your waist. “Hands off.”

“Never,” he sighs into your neck, shaking his head back and forth, desperate for both your attention and to be escorted to your reserved table for dinner. A sigh in defeat is all he needed to hear, enjoying the feeling of your weight relaxing in his hold

It just felt safe this way. He knew from the bottom of his heart that he’d shield you in any kind of situation and ultimately, this is just for your best interest. The skinship is nothing more than a bonus

hyunjin makes sure to keep you farthest away from the road while you’re walking

Hyune was written by a woman. Literally a man out of a fantasy, a fairytale, the biggest gentleman in existence. He does all of the superficial shit like opening your car door, sliding your chair out for you, and this is one of the most often ways he takes care of you

Walking around the city isn’t something you do too often as he’s incredibly famous and there’s alternatives to getting to where you need to go, but sometimes you can’t beat a good walk to clear minds and refresh

“You’re gonna give me a heart attack,” you feel his hand wrap around your arm gently, guiding you to switch positions with him on the sidewalk so that you were on the safe side away from cars and traffic

He acts like it’s a bother, nagging you about how you need to be careful but the whiny pleas are tuned out, your heart swollen with love for him

He really, truly cares for you. He will always protect you in all ways possible, even if it means putting himself more in harms way. It’s just who he is

han is obsessed with you so bad that all of his passwords are related to you in some way

Call him a simp, call him a total fucking loser, he does not care. Nothing is going to change the fact that his passcode is just your birthday in digits and nothing is going to stop him from using your anniversary dates as every future password for accounts

“Text the groupchat back for me, baby,” Han calls from the bathroom, freshening up and getting ready for bed. You hum as you walk past the door, falling onto the sheets to find his phone and realizing you don’t even know how to unlock it without his face

You skip back to him, sitting up on the counter as he washes his face. “I don’t know the code,” you answer as he quirks up a brow. He nods, taking the phone from you and typing in your birthday, surprised to see the shocked look on your face

It was enough to make your heart flutter embarrassingly fast, catching you off guard, you were glad that you were sitting otherwise you might’ve been a little weak in the knees

“If this is how you feel about my phone password then I can’t imagine how you’d feel about my personal accounts…” he teases before placing a kiss on your nose, slapping your thigh gently before exiting the room

felix comes to your place at unreasonable hours of the night to take care of a bug for you

When you shoot him a text begging on your knees for him to come and take care of a spider, he’s got an attitude and acting like you woke him up as if he wasn’t on his damn games

“Where is it?” He’s holding back a laugh at the sight of you curled up on the couch, blanket draped over you. “Oh god, I hope it isn’t under there,” he gasps dramatically, letting giggles slip past his lips at the way you jump up and throw the blanket on the floor

You glare at him, grabbing his hand and stomping your way to your room, pointing out the spider and giving him something to catch it with before returning back to your watch post. This is unbelievable, it’s nearly 3 am and the spider is damn near minuscule

“You’re lucky I love you,” he sighs, shaking his head and leading the bug out of your window before plopping down beside you and resting on your shoulder. “It’s so late. Can I just stay here?”

You can’t resist hugging your hero tightly, kissing his head, smoothing out his hair and squeezing him so hard he almost lets out a squeak. “Stay as long as you want!”

seungmin is always taking photos of you when you’re out adventuring

Always has his phone camera in your fucking face and he doesn’t care if you love it or hate it because you just look so cute with your pretty self in front of some pretty flowers, you know?

Please understand that he just loves taking pictures and making memories. Majority of his fondest memories are with you when you go visit new places, eat good food, go on adventurous dates

His wallpaper is literally reset weekly like it’s on a schedule, always a picture he took of you in front of a statue in a silly pose or sprawled out in the grass with the sun hitting your face just right

“Smile like you mean it,” he mutters after you give a fake smile because this is the 50th picture he’s took within 3 minutes, getting the camera to focus just right, admiring you through the screen when you roll your eyes and listen to him

You can’t stay annoyed for long, not after seeing the way he beams and gushes at the results, impressed with his photography skills and so in love with you that it hurts

jeongin protects you when you play video games together

It’s so simple but so heartwarming, one of those little things that make you kick your feet and giggle at the thought. You didn’t even need to ask, he works to serve as your personal bodyguard in the game verse naturally

He practically begs you to play a bunch of battle royale and multiplayer games, promising that he’ll carry you if you happen to be bad. How could you say no to innie?

You only laughed at the statement until he kept his end of the deal, constantly taking bullets for you and dramatically dying in order to save you from monsters or other players

“Jeongin!” Your arms instantly wrap around his neck as he dies in your honor in game, pretending to fall back in real life as if he were impaled in the chest. “You could have won that!”

Yeah, he could’ve. Any and all of his friends would clown him too if they knew that he was self sacrificing his records and his playing just because he’s so whipped for you

#skz #skz x reader #bang chan x reader #chan x reader #lee know x reader #minho x reader #changbin x reader #hyunjin x reader #han x reader #jisung x reader #felix x reader #seungmin x reader #jeongin x reader #i.n x reader #skz headcannons #skz fluff

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gatorbites-imagines · 1 year

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hey! i've been thinking, how would team 141 react to an autistic reader suddenly making sounds? like a meow or a hiss, without them even realizing they produced that sound because it was completely automatic?

i really wanted to see this because i just whistle out of nowhere and i never realize it unless i get lectured for whistling at an inappropriate time for example Dx

141 headcanons

I too make random noises at times, mine is quoting memes or noises I hear lmao.

John Price

Price would notice pretty quickly, but I can’t imagine him honestly saying anything about it since it doesn’t bother anyone. He might say something if your noises end up being distracting during mission though, but he doesn’t mean it in any bad way.

He isn’t likely to join you in your noises, but hearing you does make him smile softly whenever he does, as it means your by his side and feel safe enough to not feel the need to mask around him. It makes Price feel good that you are just yourself.

He finds it cute, because its something so you that he can’t help but love it. It becomes a quirk of yours that he associates with you as a whole.

Kyle “Gaz” Garrick

Gaz, like Price, doesn’t really mind or care all that much. Oh, you’re meowing? Cool, you’re hissing? Rad. Gaz seems like the type to give you nicknames based on the noises you make, not in a bad way of course, but because he thinks they’re special to you as a person.

You don’t get it when he starts calling you chatterbox, and before you know it everyone on base calls you Chatterbox as your callsign. Its first when Gaz explains the reason to you that it strikes you. Of course, you’d be embarrassed but Gaz makes sure you aren’t, as he loves you and anything special about you.

He might start making noises alongside you, but he does it fully on purpose, unlike Ghost he cant help it. He just likes having something with you, and he thinks its funny how if he joins in you start making many more noises.

John “Soap” MacTavish

Soap would ask you about it after a while, as he doesn’t get why you make noises. When you look confused as you don’t realize you’ve been doing it, he explains all the meowing and hissing. When you get extremely embarrassed and apologize, he just tilts his head in confusion cuz why apologize? It was cute.

After you explain it to him, he’s like “ooooh, okay, cool” and he just lets you continue as you have in the past. Soap doesn’t mind it, unless its during an important mission, but that’s for your mututal safety for the most part, so he doesn’t mean to be mean when he tells you to be quiet during missions.

He makes noises with you, on purpose in the beginning but at some point, it becomes habit and he doesn’t realize he’s meowing alongside you until afterwards. Calls you animal-based nicknames and has a different one each day, he makes a game out of it.

Simon “Ghost” Riley

I shall drop my hc that Simon is autistic in here again, so whilst he doesn’t make noises, as he’s trained that out of himself, he has other quirks. He tends to stim with his hands or chew on his lip or nails, so he doesn’t judge you for your quirks.

Being around you might honestly start making Simon verbal stim too, like you’ll meow and he meows back on instinct. Neither of you notice you guys are doing it, until Soap starts joining in over comms when you two have been meowing for the past 20 minutes.

He thinks its nice and comforting that he’s not the only autistic person on the team, and he’s almost a little jealous but also proud that you can be yourself without having the need to hide yourself like he feels he does.

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caycaysdiamond · 2 years

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Calling the housewardens your "lil meow meow".

Sooo self indulgent, I call Leona my lil meow meow all the time and I just had to wonder his reaction <3 he is my baby girl fr <3!!! Expanded to the housewardens because I think it would be funny to call ‘em that. Established relationship, cringe writing, mushy fluffy lovesick writing

Riddle Rosehearts

Firstly, do NOT call this man any pet names in public he will combust! Riddle is a very private person, not a huge fan of PDA or being too lovey-dovey in front of people.

Anyways! I’d imagine you’d only call him this after your relationship has been established more and Riddle is more used to intimacy with you. He’s never been in a relationship before you (no shocker) and would like to take it slow.

Imagine the scene: you’re cuddling, Riddle’s the little spoon because he’s had a particularly stressful day. You’re holding him tightly, whispering sweet little affirmations…

“Tomorrow will be a better day, my lil meow meow,” You say, giggling.

Riddle.exe stopped working???

He’s as red as the roses in the garden!

It’s not that Riddle wasn’t used to your little pet names by now but what the HELL was a lil meow meow ???

What happened to darling, love, sweetheart?

You gotta explain to him it’s a meme and endearing! You’re just calling him as cute as a kitten <3

He accepts it but the redness of his face isn’t going down anytime soon.

Dear reader, he will never get used to that pet name so use it sparingly unless you want a broken boyfriend all the time.

Leona Kingscholar

It’s so fitting for him, huh? Couldn’t resist yourself could you, dear reader?

It’s okay cause nor could I.

His reaction is silence. Just plain silence. You could see the speech bubble of just a period of ellipses if you really tried.

He’s blinking and you, you’re blinking at him. We’re playing the blinking game!

Leona isn’t mad, per se, nor is he as embarrassed as Riddle. I feel like he would also know the origin of the whole lil meow meow meme.

He’s more like ???? what was the reason?

You’re still sitting in silence btw. I feel like you would have to break that silence. He’s not entertaining you, he knows your game.

“You don’t like it, Leona?” :(((

He thinks it’s time for you both to take a nap, and go to sleep... Again! You’re obviously still tired, reader if you think the Leona Kingscholar is cute enough to be called “lil meow meow”.

New flash he is cute enough to be called lil meow meow <3

And honestly … Leona, baby, you’re a literal cat. The pet name fits!

“Herbivore-”

“Lil meow meow.”

The pet name stays and if you pay close enough attention, whenever you say it just the slightest bit of a smile can be seen on Leona’s face.

He’s only soft and cute for you, after all.

Azul Ashengrotto

Reader stop breaking your boyfriends, this is really mean!

Azul is working as usual. You sit near him and work on whatever schoolwork you have, sometimes talking and ranting about your day. He listens, of course, occasionally nodding along or offering his input.

But today you’re feeling playful and flirty! You slip in the lil meow meow after one of your usual pet names for your lover.

“Am I your lil meow meow?” He’ll ask. His face will be the brightest shade of pink and he’ll probably have dropped his pen at this point.

He’s gonna bury his hands in his face, you’re not seeing him this flustered over just a pet name! Not for free.

Oh, he’s so fun to tease. Keep calling him it, he’ll be as red as Riddle’s hair.

Please for the love of god do NOT let the Leech twins find out about this little pet name you tease him with.

He’ll never live it down, the twins will never stop calling him it randomly.

Azul will be telling them what needs to be done in the lounge today and all of a sudden,

“Of course, lil meow meow.” - Jade, wearing that signature smirk of his.

GAH !!!

Reader for his sake be careful with this pet name.

Kalim Al-Asim

You’re definitely just using it randomly as a greeting. The minute you see Kalim that day you’re just like, “Hi, my precious lil meow meow handsome snookums.”

Kalim is just :D!!!!

“Hi (enter the most love sick pet names here)!!!!!”

Okay, I’m over exaggerating but you two are disgustingly in love. NRC’s sweetheart couple.

If Grim is with you he’s fake gagging!! Get him out of here rn!!

If anyone else is around, the reaction is a mix of “ew”, “damn I want what they have”, “god they’re so cute”, “GROSS!!!”

You two have a habit of bouncing between many, many different pet names. So you pulling out a new one was nothing new.

And you guys use them, whenever, wherever.

Kalim may actually acknowledge that you’ve never called him that.

He probably really like it! Especially when you say it’s because he’s just so cute like a little kitty :>!

Expect him to use it for you too now!

Mutually you are lil meow meow’s <3

(I’m gagging)

Jamil is so tired of you two!!

Please for the sake of his sanity (and NRC not burning to the ground) limit yourself to one pet name per sentence per HOUR.

But yea…not much to say on Kalim’s reaction other than he’ll love it.

Vil Schoenheit

It’s hard for me to imagine even when you would drop this name on him.

Maybe you’re doing one of your usual spa days in his room and you sneak it in.

Or you’re alone in a classroom before the housewardens meeting, before anyone else showed up.

Regardless of when or where you decided to try it out. He’s not feeling this one, dear reader.

It’s funny and a bit cute, he’ll admit, but umm no.

His reaction is just a straight face and a small hum.

There’s also an awkward silence between you saying it and him even acknowledging what was said.

“…”

“….”

“……”

He might ask you why you decided to use it, I’d imagine he’d already know its meme origins.

“Just wanted to see your reaction.”

“Are you satisfied?” A small sigh escaped his lips.

Well, are you?

(No).

No matter if you got your few seconds of satisfaction or not, it’s already in the past.

I can’t imagine Vil being a big fan of a lot of pet names in general. He has a few that he really likes that you use and that’s it.

Try something else next time <3

Idia Shroud

There’s two ways I can see this going and it depends on how far in your relationship you two are.

If you’re early in your relationship: he’s a mess.

You cannot keep getting away with doing this to these boys !!!

He’s stuttering.

His hair is a vivid pink.

He’s trying to hide his face in his jacket because that’s also a vivid pink.

He can’t even try to hide his embarrassment.

He’s malfunctioning!

And you’re just laughing! You’re enjoying this? Seeing your boyfriend turn into a puddle of mush?

Yeah

If you’re further along in your relationship, he’s turning it around and teasing YOU.

“I can’t believe you used such a cringe ass pet name for me, normie. Did you think I was gonna be embarrassed?”

Idia, the tips of your hair is pink and your cheeks are too.

You two are playfully arguing about it 1) not being cringe 2) him actually being embarrassed.

He’s gonna call you it back within the argument too and you’re like ??:??/?/?

YOU JUST SAID IT WAS CRINGE!!

Oh, you want cringe? He’s gonna give you cringe.

“Sorry, my discord kitten. Couldn’t help myself.”

He’s giving you that cocky little grin he occasionally has.

Throw a pillow at him and take him off his high horse, reader.

Then hit him with another pet name that you know will give you a flawless victory.

Malleus Draconia

You guys were doing one of your nightly walks around the campus. Hand in hand, you both were talking about your day and plans for tomorrow.

You’re gonna have to explain to him the origins of this peculiar pet name and also explain to him what a meme even is. He’s amused at the fact you think he’s “as cute as a kitten” and “simply adorable”.

He’s never been described as adorable and cute before (at least not by anyone that wasn’t Lilia lmao)

Child of man, have you no fear? Calling the Malleus Draconia cute? Ofc you don’t, he is cute. He loves how casual you are with him, not afraid to tease him, and treat him normally.

For the rest of your walk, you swear his voice is just a bit higher and the grip on your hand a bit tighter. He takes a longer path back to Ramshackle. He wants to stay in this moment for as long as possible.

Just like Kalim, he’s probably gonna turn around and use lil meow meow on you.

Just as you’re about to return back into Ramshackle for the night, “Have a good night, my lil meow meow.”

You: !!!???;!!.!!.!/!/!/!!/!.!.!

“Child of man, are you alright?” He’s smirking while saying that, knowing his effect on you already.

Assure him that you’re fine and really, really sleepy before he tries to tease you anymore!

I swear that night Grim heard you scream into your pillow and kick your feet up and down, sighing ever so dramatically at the end of it.

His henchman is weird…

Oh, and don’t think Lilia didn’t notice Malleus the moment he walked through the doors of Diasomnia. His whole demeanor was different from the way he left earlier and a beautiful smile was on his face.

“Ohoho seems like someone had a good walk.”

Lilia will surely tease him about it in the morning but for now, he just enjoys how absentmindedly Malleus starts his lovesick rambles about you.

#twisted wonderland scenarios #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland imagines #twst x mc #twst x you #twst x reader #twst imagines #twst scenarios #twst headcanons #twst dorm leaders #twst housewardens #riddle rosehearts #leona kingscholar #idia shroud #vil schoenheit #kalim al asim #malleus draconia #azul ashengrotto #twst fluff

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icycoldninja · 3 months

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I'm having a bad day and I found your blog.... I Need some fluff, could I ask for headcannons of Dante, Vergil and Nero with a fem reader who hates the gap between her teeth, please?

I'm so sorry to hear that; I hope this cheers you up. Enjoy. 💜

Sparda Boys x Fem!Reader with Teeth insecurities headcannons

¤ Dante ¤

-So you're insecure about your teeth, so what? He doesn't mind, given his teeth aren't perfect either.

-Thinks the gap is actually quite attractive, and prefers it over the current teeth beauty standards.

-Calls you "bright smile" to take the insecurity off your teeth, and gets incredibly defensive of anyone who dares to mock you for it.

-Seriously, anyone who has the balls to make fun of your teeth will "accidentally" find themselves on the wrong end of Devil Sword Dante. Just saying.

-"Hey, don't listen to them. You're beautiful--everything 'bout you is beautiful, including those cute teeth of yours."

■ Vergil ■

Spent 15 full minutes looking for a picture of Vergil smiling that wasn't cursed or part of a meme lol

-Honestly doesn't care how your teeth look, you're awesome in his eyes either way.

-Never allows you or anyone else to compare you to other people with "perfectly aligned teeth", cutting them off by either staring at them unblinkingly or by taking you by the arm and leaving.

-Will Judegment Cut End whatever sop that dares make fun of his precious' appearance in his presence.

-He's a terrible comedian and has no idea how to properly tell a funny joke (the few he knows are dad jokes) but will learn and do his best just so he can see you smile.

-Will MOTIVATE you to be confident in your body. Though his words might sound harsh to the average onlooker, know that they are filled with love and meant to be inspirational and uplifting.

-"Do not waste your time dwindling on your imperfections. Just accept them and move on--there is nothing you can do to change them, so simply be proud of them. Show me you can be confident in yourself."

○ Nero ○

-Didn't even notice the gap in your teeth till you asked him about them, and soon after the question was posed, he forgot about it.

-Genuinely cannot see any flaws in your appearance; you literally always look good to him, it's like he has a filter on his eyes or something.

-Once his dumb ass figures out you're insecure, he tells you not to worry, and that you're perfect the way you are.

-Just like his dad, this sweet boy is massively overprotective of you and will straight up bitch slap anyone who tries to bully you.

-"Come on, chin up! Those assholes know nothin', so don't take their shit to heart. You're gorgeous. Always will be."

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lesbiandanhowell · 2 months

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Sam reacts to: Dan and Phil React to Phan Twitter

- The title immediately gave me a visceral reaction, because it feels like they shouldn't know phan even tho they came up with it.

- bad start I got soooo mad because my Internet didn't load the video for 20 minutes.

- Why are they reacting to memes directly implying they are dating, like I thought we're being vague what happened to that.

- DAN IS WEARING A TANK TOP AND LOOKS SO GIRLYPOP

- Dan is so happy and smily, like he genuinely seems so much happier these days it makes me emotional.

- Nikki mention twice now, you really are just hilarious @energeticwarrior

- What happened to them why are they reacting to these this is insane (I can not remember which one this was but applies to half the video)

- I know half the people that are in this video, I do see quite a lot of what goes on on twitter it seems I just don't interact much with anyone.

- I NEED THE JELLYCAT

- Watching this while wearing my Catboy sweater really elevates this experience, it has been brought up so much and honestly I still love the sweater so much.

- "Are these the people we have created? Is this my legacy?" Yes dan yes it is, and at the end he says how proud he is aww.

- They are talking about each others eyes a lot, like is it just me of have they been talking a lot about each others eyes.

- YES GAYS GRAVITATE TOWARDS EACH OTHER. Glad they finally acknowledged their entire early youtube group is gay.

- "What can I say" Dan looks genuinely terrified and the way Phil knows but doesn't care at all?!

- "I doth yap"

- I feel so seen by the stage door Phil Lester on the bike reference, because you can not imagine how fucking funny that was when it happened. Truly a 'you had to be there' moment I wont lie.

- Dan genuinely thinks he and Phil are the funniest people alive and he is so valid for that.

- Should have included @danrifics' car and all the stickers.

- No you don't want to know what is under those blurred things Phil, you really don't.

- Thanks for coming back dad's, you really did have our backs and saved us and I am glad you know how much the gaming channel means to us.

- Phil you literally look like that happy every time Dan yaps.

- DID DAN JUST THEY/THEM THEMSELF AM I HEARING THINGS

- The memes are just, recycled, like some of them hit less the third time ngl.

- Dan elaborately calling Phil old and Phil full naming him like he is a naughty child.

- Something about the whole restaurant thing is so wholesome and cute. Like Dan almost let Phil do that, what is he that he can let you do things?

- Phil being mesmerised by Dan's boobs is now a real sentence we can say.

- You asked for good shit, are you sure you did?

Dan literally does not stop looking at Phil why is he like that? I think during the whole video he looks 80% at Phil and 20% at the memes and basically never at the camera.

#Dan and Phil React to Phan Twitter #sam reacts #dan and phil #amazingphil #dan howell #phil lester #phan #dnpgames

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ingravinoveritas · 7 months

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spookyangels replied to your post "Saw this comment on Twitter tonight and I am…”

thank you for saying this I can't stand these fuckin assholes who are perfectly happy body shaming a man but oh nooo can't body shame a woman fuckin double standard bs!

I am honestly floored and flummoxed and appalled by the comments I have seen from fans yesterday and today, regarding Michael's appearance on that red carpet. In one of my previous posts, I mentioned that the suit he had on was not tailored properly, which I think is the root of the issue. But I have seen people calling AL "Barbie" and Michael "Ken," and while yes, I understand that there is a meme involved, said comments have been followed up with things like "Why is Michael just...there??" and "What has happened to your hair??" and other comments specifically (and often negatively) commenting on Michael's appearance. Meanwhile these same fans are calling Anna a "queen" and saying she looks "so amazing" and so on, and I'm legitimately at a loss as to why Michael's appearance has to be made fun of and put down in order to praise AL's appearance. For that matter, could you imagine what would possibly happen if someone said, "Anna, what has happened to your hair? We can see your roots!" or "She looks too skinny"? People would be flipping out. Not one person would take it as a joke, and the commenter(s) would be piled on in an instant. Yet somehow, for some reason, it's completely fine to do this to Michael because he is a man.

I truly wonder what it is people hope to accomplish by leaving these comments--some of them on Anna's own Instagram post, no less. Do they think she wants to hear/read them slagging off her boyfriend's looks? Or given her own history of making snarky comments about Michael's appearance (and again, if he did that to her, he would be pilloried), maybe she doesn't mind at all. In which case, I'm not sure which one is worse/better.

The double standard extends to what we saw just a few days prior to this, with Georgia's controversial Instagram caption about Birdie being a drunken accident. Everyone was commenting about how "hilarious" it was, but again, imagine if this was coming from a man. If Michael said this about Lyra, or Mabli, it would have taken on an entirely different tone and not at all gone over well...yet somehow it's absolutely fine because Georgia is a woman.

I just hope to hell Michael does not see the comment telling him to lose weight, even though that person had the unmitigated gall to leave that in response to one of his comments, with him tagged. I hope these "fans" consider that if a relationship needs to involve one or both parties putting each other down to be "interesting," then it's not an interesting relationship at all. And I hope they realize that it is not actually cute or funny to make fun of a man's appearance or weight, even if the person doing is his significant other.

#spookyangels #reply post #michael sheen #welsh seduction machine #fandom woes #i can't even with this nonsense #the body shaming from 'fans' on social media tonight has just been so gross #i swear to God people have no sense of nuance anymore #and suddenly it makes sense why they encourage GT and AL with their comments #because they think it's normal #i just hope Michael knows that he is lovely #and deserves good things #and i would like to tell him that while kissing him for hours #but I'm glad he has David for that #anna lundberg #discourse

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mazeinthemiroh · 2 years

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song mingi boyfriend headcanons

genre: fluff

word count: 0.8k

warnings: cursing

requested?: yes

song rec: holy by justin bieber, chance the rapper

pls like and reblog if you enjoyed! feel free to request anything <3

ugh

when i tell you this man has my HEART

i love him he actually deserves the world

him as a boyfriend?? the best. the bestest.

when i tell you he is hopelessly in love. like. hopelessly. when he falls, he falls hard. and there's no turning back for him

we all know that mingi can be playful and lively, but he also has his shy moments. especially at the start of your relationship, he might stumble over his words or laugh awkwardly, and its mostly because he just can't believe he's finally dating you!

he is so cuddly. like. he wants physical affection a LOT. tries to reign it in at the start of your relationship but it's pretty obvious that he just wants hugs and kisses and cuddles :( he just craves it. he doesn't want to be too overbearing though, so sometimes he will wait for you to initiate any physical affection in the early days. your touch is so relaxing and reassuring to him honestly. as you guys get more comfortable with each other he will feel he doesn't have to worry about being 'too much' and definitely initiate most of the skinship for you guys <3

his favourite cuddles with you are sloppy, messy cuddles. like... a big mass of tangled limbs. he loves being as close to you as possible as well as you both being comfortable, which ends up with you guys being in odd positions a lot of the time. its fine for you guys but every time one of the member

his lips are so soft bruh. and he will constantly have them on you. he kisses you all. the. time. one minute he's sitting there, the next minute he is trailing tiny, ticklish kisses on your neck that make you giggle. even in front of the other members, he's puckering up those smooth lips of his. idk he just likes that sort of contact! so make sure to give him kisses back!!

wants you to wear his clothes. like i know some guys who get annoyed if you keep constantly borrowing their clothes but that is not an issue with mingi. he literally offers you his clothes without you even asking?? he just likes the way they fit on you. he's bigger than you so most of his clothes fall in a droopy, oversized manner, which he thinks makes you look super cosy and cute :(

he has the tendency to rest his head on your lap. will demand you stroke his hair because he absolutely loves it. while you stroke his hair he will tell you about his day but you could hear his voice getting more and more sleepier. will probably end up dosing off like this tbh

mingi has a habit of taking lots and lots and lotsssss of pictures of you. he especially loves the embarrassing ones like when you are snoozing on the couch, mouth open as you snore softly, or when you have just shoved your food in your mouth and he calls your name so you like directly into the camera. then he's run away whilst laughing obnoxiously - he was in the need of a new lockscreen

when you guys are away from each other, he tries to send texts as much as he can. and they are always funny, he might send a bunch of memes and spam you with emojis until you are online lmao. he does prefer facetiming you, especially when he's on tour and hasn't seen your face in ages. he will call you before he's about to go to sleep, but he would end up talking to you longer than anticipated, but all awareness of time goes out the window when mingi is talking to you. who needs sleep anyways?

dates with him would include:

karaoke dates - because he just completely lets loose in front of you, he is would love to do something crazy and random. taking you to a karaoke bar would be a spontaneous thing instead of planned. you guys will be belting a ballad together, hitting all the wrong notes in your awesome duet

shopping - i think it's safe to say that you guys are going to come back with a bunch of random shit. mingi will love to buy cute little things that he probably doesn't need. impulse buys all around!

spa dates - bro loves top be pampered i can't lie. loves having a massage or getting a facial done, he finds it so relaxing especially after a long week. he would love to treat you both to a luxury spa experience, and he would want to do everything like go to the sauna, the steam room, and the jacuzzi!

overall, he is so thankful to have you as a partner. you make him feel safe <3

#mingi #song mingi #ateez #atz #ateez imagines #ateez scenarios #ateez reactions #ateez headcanons #ateez fluff #kpop #atz fluff #kpop scenarios #kpop imagines #requested #atz scenarios #atz x reader

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diovstheworld · 1 year

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Never forget la squadra's canon gc!!! Can you write some hcs about how each of them act in the gc plz?

ahhhh of course i can! this request honestly came at the best time bc i was thinking of doing a post like this and i was already making a post about their typing styles so i’m gonna combine them all in one! thank you so much for requesting and i hope you like! also side note, this is a modern take on the group chat rather than of the period golden wind is set and ALSO i’m sorry some of these are shorter for some of the characters :(

୨ ╭ ୨୧ ✦ ︶꒷꒦・⎯⎯・⎯⎯・₊ˎ✧๑

Risotto:

proper punctuation and capital letters at all times when he’s typing

he's not one for using abbreviations very much but he does use some of the ones that formaggio has taught him

tries to keep the group chat strictly for work purposes but it never stays that way lmaooo

doesn’t really understand the memes that are sent and usually responds with a ‘???’

he’s not really one to use emojis, i feel like he would be a little confused by them

some of the others try to teach him but it never goes very well

he does use the knife emoji a lot though

his response time to messages varies. if it’s something important, he’ll respond quickly. if it’s something dumb, like a meme or something that he doesn’t feel needs his input, he’ll take longer to reply or just read the message and not reply at all

probably the tamest in the group chat

he’s the type of person who misses a lot of messages and has to scroll back so far to see all the chain of messages he’s missed

Prosciutto:

middle aged woman type texting tbh Imao

just like risotto, he has full proper puntuation and capital letters in his texts

uses text abbreviations even though he doesnt use them correctly Imao

just like risotto he’s not great with emojis but he does use them

but he uses them in completely the wrong way which is always making formaggio laugh (i think these headcanons i have are heavily based on the fact i see prosciutto and risotto as the mum and dad of the group lmaooo)

takes his time with typing so it normally takes him a while to respond to the chat

isn’t a fan of the memes that are sent in the chat mainly because i feel he would have a strange taste in memes (facebook mum type memes tbh lmao)

Illuso:

always types in lower case (he's just like me for real)

loves to send memes

probably the worst for responding

he very often leaves the guys on read which results in the boys having to harass him with messages until he answers them

always making fun of prosciutto for taking so long to type

also always making fun of any meme that isn’t his lmao

but he secretly finds a lot of them funny and even saves a lot of them

always giving nickname suggestions for the other members

Formaggio:

big user of all caps texting to be honest

regularly asked if his caps lock button is broken lmao

another one who also loves sending memes to the group

sends them at the worst times though. the other members of the squad regularly get annoyed at him for sending memes at 4am

very active in the group chat but has a bad habit of ignoring work related messages from time to time

always the one to take the conversation topic off of work and onto something completely unrelated

when he’s not sending memes, he’s normally documenting his whole life to the group tbh. he’s sending pictures anytime he sees a cute dog or cat on the street or if he sees something funny out in public

basically just constantly spamming the group chat lmao

also always giving nickname suggestions for each of the members

Ghiaccio:

another all caps enjoyer actually

except he actually is yelling unlike formaggio

again, likes to send memes but his taste in memes is awful lmao

he answers messages pretty quickly i think to be honest

i think in general he’s very active in the group chat and basically reads messages the second they come in unless he’s busy on a job

also probably harassing the group chat a lot when they don’t answer him

and since he’s impatient it’s only going to be a few minutes before he’s sending follow up messages lmao

also always gets irritated by formaggio’s spamming lmao

Melone:

also practically lives in the chat at all times and is always active

was the one who made the group chat for risotto (because i think risotto wouldn’t be too good with technology lmao) and is definitely a co-admin

always giving the members different nicknames and changing the name of the group chat

and risotto always has to change it back lmao

i also think he would type in lowercase

which i feel would annoy prosciutto which is also partly why he does it lmao

has definitely sent nudes to the group chat before (he says it was an accident but no one believes him)

Pesci:

always replying with a lot of laughing emojis to all the memes that are sent

i think he’s pretty quiet in the group chat. he doesn’t say much but he’s always reading messages

always leaves likes on messages too to let people know that he’s definitely read them

sometimes he feels to awkward to respond or doesn’t know what to say so that’s why he likes the messages instead

but he always responds to prosciutto and risottos messages first, all the others are secondary

unlike formaggio and illuso, pesci is making cute and nice nickname suggestions for the group chat

also melone is probably always scarring that poor boy with some of those photos he sends lmaooo

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ech0lesss · 1 year

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Because I can and have more headcanons. I feel like there was a small lack in the other one, so here’s so more! <3

Streber x Reader x Kevin HCs (Pt. 2)

Like I said in the other headcanons, I headcanon Streber as pretty short (5’3-5’5) so he would love getting piggybacks from you and Kevin (if you could give him any)

no like he would love it, like he'd ask you all the time "Y/N CAN YOU GIVE ME A PIGGYBACK????" with the puppy eyes n shi

"streber we're in public..." he doesn't care though :)

You can catch Kevin zoning out on you and just watching you do your thing. If you call him out on it he’ll be embarrassed.

Streber will come to your job and annoy you the whole time, whether you like it or not. He has a lot of free time on his hands.

Streber also definitely sends you memes at 2am. Without context.

Streber's a huge horror fan, I just know it. Kevin doesn't like it that much because Streber keeps bugging him to watch horror movies all the time, but eventually Kevin caves. he always does.

If you like horror too he'll be making you watch horror movies all the time. If you have the kind of sense of humor I do, you two will laugh at the most toe-curling, nightmare inducing, horrifying scenes while Kevin is staring at you two in disbelief.

Oh yeah, Streber is definitely alt. Maybe a scene kid or emo??

Streber tries to steal clothes from you two ALL THE TIME. He's small, so they're probably huge on him.

Kevin will subconsciously touch you while you are both doing your thing. He notices after awhile and quickly moves away in embarrassment, you think it's cute.

Kevin definitely clings to you in your sleep, and when he wakes up and realizes what he's doing, he gets flustered and pulls away. If you pull him back he'll become even more flustered and just sit there really tense. Just hold him close and stroke his back, then he'll calm down after awhile, then melt into your touch.

Kevin honestly just needs to be more comfortable with touch, you have to show him that he is allowed to show his love like that

Kevin drives you two everywhere lol

Kevin has absolutely no rizz but looks like he would but he is just so tired all of the time

definitely has bags under his eyes

neither does Streber have any rizz but he will try to flirt with you two (and it's effective on Kevin)

if you play video games, Streber will annoy you the whole time and try to distract you and get you killed sometimes just so he can piss you off lol. sometimes he helps you though

if your ever feeling down Streber offers cuddles and Kevin offers to talk about it

Streber is the annoying but funny guy while Kevin is the sarcastic passive aggressive dude

you may think Streber would cry at movies BUT WRONG ITS KEVIN

he would watch braveheart and cry (like i did... i literally sobbed and screamed)

Streber has those creative but really bad insults. like he would call you a pink lollipop hat and leave you like "what"

pet names make Kevin literally MELT

literally if you just hold his face in your hands and call him your sweet boy he will cry

Streber also adores pet names and uses them all the time (even when your in public) there's no limit to PDA with Streber

Kevin only holds hands with you in public but when Streber goes further with PDA he gets flustered but allows it

if you do it he'll also be flustered

just sometimes you all have a lazy day, trapped in each other's arms, snuggling together in a warm cuddle pile in your dark room, the light peeking through your thins curtains

sometimes you all like to just sit in your bedroom and do your own thing while some soft music plays in the background, you don't even need to say anything you can just live in the moment with them both

god forbid you ever come home harmed or upset in any way, Streber will find out whatever happened and hunt down whoever hurt you

same with Kevin, he will (try to) beat the shit out of whoever tried to hurt you

if it wasn't anyone's fault or you made a mistake, Streber will comfort you anyway he can and give you a hug n kiss

Kevin isn't good at comfort so depending on what happened he will probably just say "It's alright, it wasn't your fault"

Streber is good at reading people so if you're ever distressed he can quickly tell and ask you what's wrong

if you avoid the question and try to tell him that everything's fine, he won't believe you but he'll leave you alone for a bit

Kevin won't be able to tell as fast as Streber but he'll try to force you to open up before giving up

Streber wants you to know that they're both there for you and they care about you

whatever your going through they'll go through it with you no matter what it is

damn that was a bit angsty... i'll save more of the angsty stuff for another time if someone wants to request it

i think Streber falls asleep pretty quickly, especially during movies

if you and Streber fall asleep during a movie, Kevin will finish the movie and carry you two to bed to snuggle

if only you fall asleep, Streber will probably notice first and point it out to Kevin. he will talk about how cute you look and Kevin will just smile softly while looking at your peaceful face.

maybe i'll make even more, but this was pretty long... enjoy, losers!/affectionate

#streber x reader x kevin #streber x kevin #candybats #sweetfangs #spooky month x reader #streber x reader #kevin sm x reader #spooky month kevin x reader #kevin x reader x streber #kevin x streber x reader #streber x kevin x reader #echo writes

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fluffytsukino1009 · 1 year

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ATEEZ as boyfriends

Summary: Ateez members as boyfriends (Request) Clean version

Warning: None. But once again... Let me know if you find some.

A/N: I want to think this is the softest thing I ever made.

Masterlist

Seonghwa

Caring boyfriend. Knows you more than you know yourself. Always shares his food. Gets cheesy every now and then. Cries with you. Sides with your parents to scold you. Treats your friends as your child. Full attention when you speak. Enjoys the deep talk after dinner. Never forgets to ask how was your day. His lockscreen is a pictures of the two of you. A lot of pet names. "If you need something let me know" before saying goodbye.

Hongjoong

Protective boyfriend. Hates anyone who doesn't treat you as royalty. Takes you photos all the time. Enjoy shopping with you. Treats your friends as a gentleman. Nice and polite with your parents. A lot of encouragement words. Helps you out with anything. Makes sure you get exactly what you want. Only gets soft when you're alone. Shy when you kiss him in public. Stares at you in awe before saying low "You're so beautiful".

Yunho

Soft boyfriend. Looks at you with heart eyes all the time. Pets your head for fun. Always sharing memes. Enjoys the sound of your laugh and it shows. Honestly your parents love him more than they love you. Your friends think he's boyfriend goals. Picks you up anytime you ask him to. Never leaves your side at social events unless you want him to. Buys you random stuff. "Why are you so cute today?" Everyday

Yeosang

Nerdy boyfriend. Always talking about his hoobies. Obsessed with you but hates to admit it. Shy with your friends. Hopes your parents call him "son". Becomes an expert of all your interests. Has a list of shows/movies to watch together. Only gets romantic through texts. Enjoys when it's just the two of you at the peace of his room. A lot of comfortable silence. Says "I trust you" as a form of "I love you"

San

Duality king boyfriend. Enjoys being in control but also wants to laid his head on your lap so you can pet his hair. Gets romantic when feeling sad. Kiss your forehead when is having a good time. Bad boy in front of your friends, good boy in front of your parents. Hates when you see him cry. Enjoys giving you reassurance. Love notes every now and then just to say "You're the most beautiful thing ever happened to me"

Mingi

Clingy boyfriend. Takes you everywhere. Shows you off. Always takes your hand in public. Dinner at fancy places for fun. Romantic but hates when you point it. You're his first call for everything. Your parents want you to marry him. Your friends joke about how much he spoils you. Expensive gifts for your special dates. Willing to do anything you ask him to. "I love you so much" but only as a whisper in your ear.

Wooyoung

Extra boyfriend. Pictures of you everywhere. Hypes for everything you do. Enjoys when you wear his clothes. Shares his dreams with you. Talks about you all the time. Thank your parents for raising you so well. Makes a lot of questions about you to your friends. Plans to travel the world together. Tells everyone you're the most beautiful person in the room. "I'm so lucky you're mine" before kissing your lips.

Jongho

Cool boyfriend. Also your best friend. Funny and wise. Best advicer ever. Friend with all your friends. Friend with your family too. Never gonna catch him being cheesy or clingy. Enjoys sharing gossip with you. Knows your actor/idol crush and always takes you to watch their movies/gigs. A lot of local jokes. Willing to do any stupid shit with/for you. "Duuuuuuuuude" to warn you he has a gossip.

#kpop reactions #kpop scenarios #request open #ateez scenarios #ateez fluff #ateez #ateez reactions #ateez requests

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cummin-n-cryin · 2 years

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Hello!!!

I hope your not busy but...

Can I request yandere riddle, Floyd and kalim with a m!reader who act like Kris from deltarune?

~Thank you for your requests!

I'll be mixing these two as the personalities are similar!

You Shy Thing♡

Riddle Rosehearts + Floyd Leech x male!reader + Kalim Al-Asim x gn!reader (all seperate)

Tw: Yandere, amab reader, obsession

Wordcount: 351 + 356 + 249

Side Note: I have never played Deltarune. I've personally only played Undertale. I also haven't seen playthroughs of it either. I've only seen memes and similar stuff, so I had to look it up lol. Apologies this was very short! Hopefully I got both of your requests right!

~Riddle Rosehearts~

Riddle didn't mind your quiet and more introverted personality. In fact, he was a bit glad.

He was typically surrounded by a bunch of rambunctious students who always seemed to struggle following even the most basic of the Queen's rules. So, to have a guy like you, who was not only quiet but also seemed to follow the Queen's rules with ease, was a nice change. You also had good grades and never really slacked on your work which seems to be quite a rare trait at NRC.

Because of your overall good behavior, Riddle never really payed that much attention to you. But that means that to Riddle, you were quite mysterious and the fact that you were frequently hanging out with Ace and Deuce only made him more curious of you.

Ace was a well known troublemaker. Deuce while he was trying his best typically found himself in stupid situations. Grim, your close companion, needs no description and then there was you. You were a well behaved and good student who could do no wrong in Riddle's eyes.

What were you doing with them? Why were you hanging out with them? Surely you wouldn't want to hang out with those troublemakers when you could stay with Riddle.

Riddle would interact with you more and more. His obsession over you grew stronger and he didn't even realize it. All he knew was that he wanted to be with you so badly. Perhaps that is love?

As time went on and you two grew closer, Riddle's feelings for you would start to overwhelm him. It felt like he was suffocating. His heart ached and fists clenched tightly whenever he saw you hanging out with others. He knew he had no right to try to take away your friends from you, but there must be something he could do so that you focused more on him at least, right?

He knows that these feelings must be love. He doesn't care that your a guy, Riddle's mother be damned if she goes against him.

He'll do whatever it takes to make you his.

~Floyd Leech~

Somehow, it was your quiet personality that drew Floyd to you.

You'd think that being quiet and distant would make Floyd think you're boring or something, but unfortunately for you that wasn't the case.

Floyd loved to torment you. He liked to suddenly appear out of nowhere and he would lean on top of you claiming he was "tired". He loved it whenever you made those surprised noises of yours. He thought it was funny and cute.

He would constantly try to get different reactions out of you. Whether by scaring you, annoying you, or otherwise. He loved it all. It was all so funny to him.

He also would often drag you around to do "fun" things with him. Mostly it consisted of bothering people, playing basketball, spontaneous dancing, and whatever else Floyd suddenly felt like doing. It wasn't uncommon for him to grab and drag you off to random places or to do things with him then suddenly, just leave you there after saying he was bored. What a weirdo...

Floyd honestly was quite grateful for you're more introverted nature. It made it far easier to get you away from those three pesky "friends" of yours. That way you would only hang out with him!

Over time, his obsession for you grew.

Honestly, it didn't take that long for his obsession to start making him feel like he was going crazy. He started threatening to squeeze anyone you talked to. He also started complaining a lot more whenever your attention wasn't on him.

He soon begins to get annoyed at the fact that people other than him are looking at you. He genuinely believes that their trying to steal you from him. He may even start to believe that in a way you're cheating on him with those other boys. Even though you're not together... Those thoughts of you getting taken from him send him spiraling and that's what shoves him over the edge.

Now he's hunting for you. Hopefully if you're lucky you'll get away fast enough. But remember, the longer you try to hide from him the angrier he'll get, have fun!

~Kalim Al-Asim~

Kalim didn't mind you're introverted personality.

He thinks that you're shy, like Idia! Maybe you just needed some encouragement to interact with others or you were lost and needed some help. Don't worry, Kalim's here to help!

The day that he approached you was the beginning of Kalim's obsession for you.

From that day forward, he never left you alone. He always wanted to be with you. Kalim would frequently invite you over to the Scarabia dorm. He would bring you on magic carpet rides with him and dance with you at the banquets they threw. He would also frequently invite you to the music club. He could play you a song if that's what you want!

If you were to ever ask him why he did all these things for you, he would tell you that he was just trying to help you make new friends and that he also, "Wanted to see your wonderful smile more!" as he put it.

Though it was a bit bothersome to be frequently invited to places with Kalim, it was pretty hard to resist him whenever he asked you to come hang out with him. He would give you those big puppy dog eyes and a bright smile that was simply too hard to resist.

It wouldn't be too long till you'd start to see the signs that maybe this "friendship" you had with Kalim was not quite what it seemed.

Let's just hope it's not too late for you! :D

#yandere twst x reader #yandere twst #yandere twisted wonderland #riddle rosehearts #floyd leech #kalim al asim #tw yandere

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waheelawhisperer · 11 months

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The 5 abyssal hunters for the ship meme

Oh boy. I feel like a lot of these will end up looking very similar because I ship a lot of them with each other so let's go

Skadidididididi

NOTP: Skadi x Ulpianus. Ulpianus is a clown and does not deserve romance.

BROTP: Skadi x Grani. Skadidi needs a friend and they were cute together in Grani's event.

OTP: Skadi x Specter. God, they're so good. They've been through so much together, and Skadi was so caring and attentive when Specter was being treated at Rhodes Island. Also, Specter's Outstanding durability means she's one of the few people Skadi can top without risk of injury.

Second choice pairing: Skadi x Doctor. Skadi's operator files indicate that she's a bit sweet on Doc, to say nothing of... the entirety of the Corrupting Heart. I think it'd be really cute to watch Skadi struggle to admit she cares for this fragile land-dweller and then finally allow herself to be close to someone and then dote on and be so very gentle with her easily-breakable wife/malewife (as applicable).

Fluffy pairing: Skadi x Doctor, Skadi x Grani. They would be so sweet together.

Angsty pairing: Skadi x Specter. Oh, there is so much potential for pain with these two.

Favorite poly ship: Skadi x Specter x Gladiia, Skadi x Specter x Gladiia x Doctor, Skadi x Specter x Gladiia x Irene. My reading on the Abyssal Hunters is that they aren't strictly monogamous (see: Specter's yuri moments with both Skadi and Irene and Skadi's simultaneous crush on the Doctor and yuri moments with Specter), and so I actually like Abyssal Hunter polycules more than 2-person ships. Love the thought of the three surviving Hunters finding solace in each other's arms on land.

Adding Doctor to the mix is super funny to me because all three of them express some level of regard for them (Skadi is pretty obviously crushing a bit, Gladiia invites them to dance and is rude to them when it's specifically noted that she saves politeness for the people she doesn't like, and even Specter likes to playfully tease them and Irene is a seagull, but she can still be stuffed like a turkey if she tries really hard and believes in herself.

Weirdest pairing: Skadi x Mudrock. Each of them is a bit of a space cadet, and Mudrock's shield passive means that as long as Skadi goes real slow, she can top Mudrock without harm.

Specter the Unhinged

NOTP: Specter x Amaia. Keep your filthy Seaborn-worshipping hands off my girl.

BROTP: Absolutely love the idea of Specter becoming Bros with the other brawlers/troublemakers at Rhodes Island. She probably hangs out at the bar/gym/etc. with Indra, Gavial, Lappland, and other people who cause problems on purpose.

OTP: Specter x Skadi. See above.

Second choice pairing: Specter x Irene, Specter x Doctor. Irene deserves to get railed and they had a bunch of Yuri Moments in Stultifera Navis and Specter does seem to have genuine regard for the Doctor, both promising to protect them and expressing a desire to share her home and its culture with them and lamenting that there are aspects of it they're incapable of understanding

Fluffy pairing: I feel like it's hard to do truly fluffy with Specter because she's too much of a brat, but Specter x Skadi and Specter x Irene could probably manage it.

Angsty pairing: Specter x Skadi. See above.

Favorite poly ship: Skadi x Specter x Gladiia, Skadi x Specter x Gladiia x Doctor, Skadi x Specter x Gladiia x Irene. See above.

Weirdest pairing: Specter x Lumen. Breed that twink, Laurentina.

Gladiia

NOTP: Gladiia x Kal'tsit. This is, honestly, an excellent pairing with a lot going for it, but I do not like Kal'tsit.

BROTP: Gladiia x Blemishine. Idk, I just really like the idea of Jaded Supersoldier Science Lady Gladiia taking this young, peppy engineering nerd under her wing.

OTP: Gladiia x Doctor. It would be Gladiia x Kal'tsit if I liked Kal'tsit because I do think the setup and chemistry is really good, but alas. That said, Doc x Gladiia has a decent foundation to it, what with the way Gladiia asks Doctor to dance with her and is generally somewhat abrupt and impolite with them when her files note that she reserves her manners for people she doesn't much care for. I feel like there's a good opportunity to bond over the nature of power and responsibility and leadership. Late nights discussing tactics or playing chess together that become something more? Yes, please.

Second choice pairing: Gladiia x Specter. Gladiia shows so much care for Specter, and somebody's gotta punish this bratty little shark.

Fluffy pairing: I'm not convinced Gladiia does fluffy, but I think Gladiia x Doc has some potential, given the talk line where she offers to teach the Doctor how to dance.

Angsty pairing: I feel like every Gladiia pairing is inherently angsty but I'll pick Gladiia x Ulpianus here because their interactions in Stultifera Navis get both funnier and more tragic if they yearn to explore each other's bodies.

Favorite poly ship: Skadi x Specter x Gladiia, Skadi x Specter x Gladiia x Doctor, Skadi x Specter x Gladiia x Irene. See above.

Weirdest pairing: Gladiia x Saria. Science parents unite!

Andreana

This is hard because the lore kinda forgot she existed but I'll try.

NOTP: I don't have a real NOTP for Andreana, but I think perhaps she should stay away from Jaye before she ends up being made into seafood.

BROTP: Andreana x Exusiai. They can shoot guns together.

OTP: Andreana x Incandescence

Second choice pairing: Andreana x any Abyssal Hunter.

Fluffy pairing: I want to say Andreana x Incandescence but they have no lore pain emoji

Angsty pairing: Hard to pick one here but all the Abyssal Hunters are pretty good at angst.

Favorite poly ship: Andreana x Abyssal Hunters. She deserves to be railed from three directions at once. As a treat.

Weirdest pairing: Andreana x Exusiai. Show her the power of GUN!

Ulpianus:

NOTP: All of them this man gets negative bitches he is utterly swagless he cannot have romance until he learns to fucking communicate like a normal person

BROTP: Ulpianus x The Last Knight go fight the ocean together boys

OTP: Gladiia x Ulpianus but strictly in the sense that she beats the shit out of him for being a dumbass and then maybe if he's very very good he gets pegged.

Second choice pairing: Bruh I can barely even come up with a first choice pairing but I guess it'd have to be Ulpianus x Mlynar

Fluffy pairing: This man is too much of a loser for fluff I think the closest he could get is like... Ulpianus x Skadi??? But I don't even like that one.

Angsty pairing: Any possible pairing will be incredibly angsty based on the fact that Ulpianus is in it but Ulpianus x Gladiia would probably make waves in this respect

Favorite poly ship: None there is no universe in which this man has enough game to pull two or more bad bitches at once.

That said, I'll go with Ulpianus x Mlynar x SilverAsh because all of them are shit at communicating and being emotionally available. Three of the most miserable bitchless losers on Terra.

Weirdest pairing: Ulpianus and the Last Knight. It gets lonely in the ocean, guys.

#ask game #arknights #skadi #specter #gladiia #andreana #ulpianus

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pwnyta · 3 months

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From someone who knows basically nothing about Baldurs Gate......

Imma give my UNSOLICITED OPINIONS.

Karlach is the most consistent with her style. She looks great in everything. Shes also the hottest overall (no pun intended). Her personality is one of the cutest and the fact she doesnt seem to get that good of an ending is UH... CRIMINAL.

Best ship- ...//covers face and mumbles... I really like her relationship with the player... this is so unfortunate... but its so cute. I love her. (I know theres a couple endings where you can kill her. Those dont exist or Im calling the cops.)

Base model MEH, Camp model VERY cute, Panties.... ITS A CHOICE BUT ONE I BUY THAT HE'D MAKE FROM WHAT I KNOW ABOUT HIM. Also I dont believe for a MINUTE this man got a six pack why are you lying directly to my face... He reminds me of Dr Frank, I love his voice, I would never be able to deny him anything because hes really funny and I just wanna see him go crazy.

Best ship- Astarion/Wyll... I just saw a video of Star being SO into Wyll it was hilarious. 'Honestly that MAN~' Someone get him a Thirst-aid kit.

The sheer driplessness of this man needs to be studied by SCIENTISTS. But his panties are pretty cute. I do like his face/hair... but the man cant dress himself. ...Look on paper Gale is everything. His sweetness and earnestness is very charming but GOD... hes so cringe sometimes. GOOFY FUCK.

Best ship- ... Probably Wyll? I mean you can just slot Wyll in anywhere cuz hes so charming and he and Gale are such cornballs itd be insufferable.

Laezel takes second place right behind my bbg Karlach. Her base model is a little weird looking the metal looks weird but it still looks pretty cool. Her camp model is super hot, I never would have expected those panties TBH... why dont the men get fun panties. This is a crime. Anyways 9/10 Zel! Congrats. IDK if I like her or the memes with her. her VA did that ducks in a row video and its so funny and I cant ever be mad at her no matter what she wanted to do.

Best ship- .....I mean aesthetically Karlach? For shallow reasons... idk what their relationship is like.

...Look I know shes super popular but.... Look her camp model is pretty great but Her hair is hideous. I can get over Gales absolute driplessness cus hes still handsome... what is this hair... GIRL. The panties are a choice too... but after Karlach and Zel she really had little chance. Least theyre better than the guys.

Best ship- //shrugs I have no attachment to this woman LMAO

Base model? Kinda boring but not terrible. Camp model? One of the best... the cute little peekaboo belly. I hope someone bites him. BUT THE PANTIES??? Girl. Youre lucky youre so handsome. The horns and crazy eyes elevate him... just putting that out there. Like Gale... on paper Wyll is so perfect but HES SO EMBARRASSINGLY EARNEST. The problem is probably just the style of the game... if it was less uncanny realism and more stylized maybe I wouldnt be as cringed out LMAO. Youre so damn cute Wyll... Im sorry.

Best ship- Astarion is funny but hes such a menace... I think Wyll deserves better. HALSIN/Wyll.

Halsin somehow does the earnest lover thing way better than Gale or Wyll... but hes almost as bad as Gale when it comes to dressing himself. Who let this man dress himself? Hes hot though. It makes up for it. I cant believe BG3 let this beefy elf exist... Im so used to young looking scrawny pasty elves (eyes emoji).

Best ship- Like Wyll you can just put him anywhere.... but WYLL. Theyd just be so cute. Halsin could definitely dull the sheer earnestness to tolerable levels probably.

This lady I know almost nothing about except shes kinda rancid.... but at least shes kinda hot and also can dress decently.

Best ship- ...//shrugs

The fact shes not romanceable makes BG unplayable. Her face and hair is gorgeous, her clothes get a MEH from me... maybe if the colors were more muted?

Best ship- ...//shrugs

Hes fine.

Best ship- ...//shrugs

I know the Emperor has some part in this too... and hes hot. So...

Overall-

The difference between S tier and A tier.. isnt that different. I really like those 3 freaks.

At first Wyll & Halsin were these too but... they grew on me & I cant blame them for their faults. Its not Halsins fault you can traumatize a squirrel... its not Wylls fault the realistic style combined with his cheesy romantic bullshit embarrasses me...

I couldnt even get through Dream Daddys.... and I love that game.

I can forgive Wyll.

#Text posts.

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xtom-darling-x17 · 2 years

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Hi!! Love your writing… wondering if you could do a Tom x reader story where she and Harrison prank Tom that they have a secret relationship or something.. I feel like he would react really cute and sad… sorry if it’s a bad request

Beautiful like Gold

Pairing - Tom Holland x Reader

Summary - You thought it would be a good idea to trick Tom.. into thinking that you and Harrison has a secret relationship

Warnings - Angst such as Sadness

A/N - Thank you so much for your request, Hope you enjoy! It’s not a bad request at all, don’t worry. Appreciate all the love and support 🥰

You smirked as you see Harrison pick up his phone, across the coffee table.

“Who’s that, mate?” Tom questioned leaning over his shoulder, “Er, I don’t know..” Haz laughed, nervously.

He gives you a face, mouthing “Cut the Ballshit,”

You giggle, shaking your head.

“Y/N/N, what are you doing?” Tom goes to sit next to you, “Oh, nothing just looking through funny memes,” You flick through as he watches.

“That’s not funny,” Tom mumbles, seeing as it was a meme of him. The fans thought it is funny on how he pronounces croissant.

“Lighten up, it so is!” You laugh harder, pushing his elbow and then hiding behind his back falling on pillows.

You and Tom are best friends ever since childhood, the Holland family are like your second family! However, today you and Harrison have made a plan of how to get Tom to confess his feelings.

Aka pranking him with “You and Harrison dating, secretly”

“I’m gonna go to the bathroom,” You stood up, “Be right back,” you ran up stairs, not letting Tom get a word in.

Harrison already knew the plan of course, so he didn’t have to ask anything.

“Hey man, I’m gonna go to the kitchen to get some beer,” Haz nodded.

“Yh, that’s cool,” Tom nodded.

Seeing that you texted on Harrison’s phone, he left it on the sofa.

Tom being Tom, picked it up.. seeing a text from you like just 5 seconds ago.

From Y/N, My Love❤️ - Meet me upstairs, baby ;)

Must of forgot his phone, Tom thought..

How is this possible? You and his other best friend secretly doing whatever this is, is it even a relationship?

Tom breathes heavy as he walks up the stairs to find you and Harrison in the guest bedroom.

Before Tom came up..

“Harrison, I swear this isn’t going to work! This is a stupid plan,” You shook your head.

“Y/N, honestly, it is! Trust me, we are going to get him good as gold,” Harrison smirked, “All we need to do is act we are into each other,”

“Ok, Mr. Genius,” You sigh and giggle.

“Here he comes,” Haz said as he hears Tom come up the stairs, “Act in love,” he whispers.

After Tom comes into the room..

“What are you guys doing?” Tom questions very quietly, his heart rate spikes as he sees you holding hands and looking at each other.

“This is not how we wanted to tell you, Tom,” Harrison spoke first, knowing that you definitely will blow their cover.

“Really? You been secretly dating, behind my back,” Tom whispers, shaking his head.

“Yh,” you nodded, “I do like him,” your not wrong because you do like him, just as a friend.

“That’s cool, I guess! You guys look good together, I’m glad for the both of you,” Tom spoke up, gathering this thoughts and feelings up.

“At least your not with some dickhead,” Tom smiles, “I’m gonna leave you to alone and go downstairs,” he told you.

“Yh,” you slime, “Thanks, mate,” Harrison waves to him.

After Tom goes back downstairs..

“God, that was shitty!” You breath out, “Should we tell him the truth? I really do feel bad!”

“Maybe, but he took it pretty good,” Harrison sat on the bed, “Let him cool down, he gotta have a lot to think about,”

You nodded, sitting down with Harrison.

Tom sat on the sofa again, sighing as he thought about his love for you.

Always wanting to be that guy, who gives you love and comfort to you. The way you deserve to be treated, like a Queen!

Tom let out a tear dripping down his face after, he learnt that his best friends are dating each other. All he ever wants for you to be happy, then he’s happy because he can’t be angry at that.

After about 20 mins, You and Harrison come down the stairs. Ready to tell the whole truth to Tom, as your not dating each other.

“Tom,” You sat on the sofa, leaning into him, “I’m sorry,” you give him sorrow eyes.

“What for? You did nothing wrong,” he mumbles, Harrison comes through the door.

“Yh, sorry mate,”

“Well, we aren’t actually dating!” You and Harrison shook your heads.

“Wait, your not?” Tom furrowed his eyebrows, “Nope, it was a prank,” Haz finally, let out.

“Oh, my god! You shit heads,” Tom laughs leaning into his knees, “You really did it this time!”

“Yep, we know,” You smirked, “Karma is a Bitch!” You laughed.

“I’m gonna get you and you back,” Tom pointed at you, “I actually gotta go, but Yh we planned everything! Not like you didn’t know you had it coming, but Yh see you later,” Harrison chuckles, winking at you playfully as he opens the door to go out.

“Yh, bye,” You and Tom say as the door closes.

Tom shifts closer to you, taking your hand into his as he speaks, “My heart went out of my chest, like for real,”

“Wait, Really,” Your eyes went wide with Tom’s words.

“Yes, Y/N/N! Your my best friend and I’ve loved you for ages now, it’s just I never wanted to ruin our friendship..” he breathe out, looking at you.

You lean in, pressing your lips onto his as he takes his hand to the back of your head.

“I love you too, Tommy,” You smile, adding, “For a very long time!”

“That makes me feel relived, Love,” Tom smiles, “Will you do me the honour of becoming, my girlfriend?”

“Yes, Tom,” You giggle, Tom nods as he smashes your lips together passionately.

Taking in all your beauty, as he can finally get to call you his.

“Don’t think your off the hook from pranking me, that was mean,” Tom playfully, pouts to you.

“I know, baby,” you wink, cuddling into him as he turns the Tv on.

Luckily no one else is at his apartment right now, your on your own with him.

“Your curls are soft,” You giggle..

“You touched them before, baby,” Tom laughs.

“Yh, but not like this,” You giggle again leaning into him for another kiss.

“I’m gonna keep kissing you,” Tom whispers..

“Then, do that! Nothing is stopping you, Babe,” You smirk back as you pull him in closer.

Tom slips his tongue into your mouth, tasting everything inch of your tongue as you bite his lip.

“So fucking beautiful like gold! Baby,” Tom says smiling, “Always have done and always will!”

“You too, Tom! You too..” You smile biting his lip once more.

#tom holland #tom holland x reader #tom holland fandom #tomhollandfan #tom holland fluff #tom holland x you #lovers

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abyssalhuntersnerd · 3 months

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I wanted to write Arknights smut on a new account, but I’m having so much fun writing the proceeding scenes of tense and sappy confessions and relationship dynamics negotiation.

I want to take credit for the SFW portion, but I’m leery of having a self-indulgent NSFW portion forever associated with my most well-known pseudonym. People in my real life could find it.

Would even the people on-line start to think of me only as ‘that poster who wrote that one smut fic”?

First of all, thank you for this question and for being brave enough to ask it! I know how hard it can be, hehe. I'll try to answer to the best of my abilities!

I think that the first thing you should do is just write everything your heart wants. Just do it, get that stuff out of your system, even if it's something that you feel like it's being overused or you've done before, just get that wonderful stuff out of your system. Don't stop writing. Write the gays being cute, we need more of that, just go at it. People love anything and everything you give them on that regard.

I also need you to understand that NSFW stuff is always going to be what will get the most attention because, well, the internet. No matter what you do, there's going to be someone out there who will remember you for that one smut fic that you wrote years ago and they loved so much they won't stop talking about it. And there's nothing wrong with that. I also think that if you have a following who has been there just for the SFW stuff, they won't suddenly change their mind and ask you for constant NSFW day and night. You are more likely to be known for the stuff you've put out first, more than the NSFW, if that makes sense.

And hey, there's always options, you can make a fluffy story and separate the NSFW from it so people see the thing you are proudest of the most first and then whoever wants to, can read the other part. I know a lot of writers do that and it works just fine, I bet it could work for you too!

We all have that fear of people finding out. Sometimes, it just happens. Sometimes, it doesn't. The biggest advice I can give you on that regard is to keep doing things like normal. While writing can be such a wonderful experience and can really be a great conversation starter, you always gotta ask yourself- "If this person could potentially betray me, would they use this information to hurt me or simply ignore it?" That's how I personally go about it and let me tell you, most of the time people won't care you write porn on the internet or write gay people kissing, it's just not something that they immediately use to associate someone. But that's from personal experience, I also feel like the less people in real life that know, the better. And hey, there's some people out there who are literal millionaires for writing porn, so bestie, you will be fine. But hey, I don't wanna seem insensitive or anything of the sorts, maybe your current living situation isn't the best and you can't let anyone find out because of it. Privacy is your best friend here along with passwords. Invading someone's privacy like that is honestly vile and if that were to happen to you, always know that you aren't on the wrong for wanting to protect yourself.

Also keep your phone locked, lol. I had a classmate see my Tumblr blog once and immediately tried to look me up to find out about me. Not fun.

As for the pseudonym, the best thing to do is to completely make a different one that has nothing to do with the first one and you will be fine. A fresh start is always good and trying new things out could be beneficial for you too, so give it a go.

As for... The last part, I was known for writing SkaSpec Porn with a funny title because I made a bet and lost, which led me to get quite a big following for a while. And while The Menu is what I was mostly known for, people still read the rest of my works and loved them just as much or even more than the NSFW. So believe me, people will know you for more than that. Also, memes are a no if you want to go unnoticed. That's also that. And if anyone complains about you using memes in your titles or anything of the sorts, you do you boo. I've found out that people who do that are the ones who always make memes, so...

I hope this messy ask helped you, even if it was just a bit. Thank you, it was a blast being able to talk about this again, hehe. May you have a great day, my little fish. <3

#asks

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