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greghatecrimes · 5 months

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Recently I've been feeling a lot of Kutner love

#house md #hate crimes md #greg house #lawrence kutner #incorrect quotes #incorrect house md #an anya original #source: brooklyn nine nine #i love you kutner #100 #hatecrimes nine nine #200 #anya's bs (badly edited shitposts)#500

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playsthetics · 10 months

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MBTI: My Favourite Characters

ISTP (10/16)

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Phillip “Lip” Gallagher (Shameless)

Rikki Chadwick (H2O: Just Add Water)

Shane Mccutcheon (The L Word)

Rosa Diaz (Brooklyn 99)

Lisbeth Salander (The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo)

Yoon Ji-Woo (My Name)

Corky (Bound)

Patrick Verona (10 Things I Hate About You)

Robin Scherbatsky (How I Met Your Mother)

Theodora “Theo” Crane (The Haunting of Hill House)

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svampira · 6 months

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huge fan of that saint sebastian guy

#this took almost 2 weeks and i felt like i was being martyred myself BUT WE MADE IT #i hate the caption tho maybe ill change it #vtm #vtmb #vampire the masquerade #/elias #artists on tumblr #toreador #/diamila #/brooklyn #ventrue #malkavian #scarabocchi #art #digital art

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10-porgs-in-a-trenchcoat · 2 years

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One of my favorite genres of male character probably has to be the guy who, upon meeting a woman who can and does kick his ass, thinks “she kicked my ass, the only logical course of action for me now is to marry her.”

#I rewatched Shang-Chi last night #and this is Wenwu to a T #some other dudes too as well #like Kylo Ren and Loki and heck even Doug Judy from B99 #maybe some others I’m missing #xu wenwu #shang chi #marvel #mcu #Loki #sylki #Star Wars #Ben solo #Kylo Ren #Reylo #brooklyn 99 #b99 #doug judy #also idgaf if you hate any characters or ships tagged in this post so save your breath

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bankofwildflowers · 6 months

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Every day I look up for a few minutes and thank God or whoever else is out there, that the writers of Brooklyn Nine Nine never ever ever added a cheating plot line to any character. Didn't even make them think any such thing. Thank fuck. You can sing piña colada over a corpse but by God you WILL be madly in love with your partner

(Context: watching New girl. This is I think the third sitcom where they've put in a cheating plotline for NO REASON. )

#i hate this plotline #am halfway through new girl #schmidt doesnt deserve this #like he pined after cece for so long and now ur telling me hes just double timing two women with no regard to their feelings #and then has the audacity to blame jess and nick #i miss the schmidt who was the mother hen and the listener and the always-put-together control freak #new girl #schmidt #jess day #winston bishop #cece parekh #nick miller #mine #brooklyn nine nine #b99

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officialrapunzelfitzherbert · 10 months

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rip luke patterson you would have loved boygenius 😔🙏🕊

#luke is a julien stan btw he told me #however do NOT think abt him hearing emily im sorry for the first time do NOT THINK ABT IT #i think of julie introducing the boys to modern music often.....#she sits them down one day and plays the brooklyn steel video #and they have to keep pausing it bc someone needs to go lie face down on the ground outside #alex @ do you hate what you see like i do reggie @ phoebe belting luke @ juliens guitar solo #(alex and julie are both lucy stans reggies a phoebe stan luke is a julien stan)#(u KNOW alex is crying to night shift like. daily)#anyways. thats just what ive been thinking abt #julie and the phantoms #art #luke patterson #jatp #luke jatp #sunset curve #this is gonna be a series btw alex is next i think!!!!!

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effervescentmelody · 3 months

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Day #4 of my valentines art challenge!

Ohhhh goodness, unpopular opinion time, I unashamedly like Brookji/Kenlynn. I could write an essay on why, but no one cares so I won’t :)))) I’ll just sit over here alone and cry that content is mostly nonexistent and make my own ;0;

But let's focus on the important things here: 1) I can’t draw backgrounds to save my life and (2) I feel robbed that we only got to know Kenji’s pink shirt for half an episode…….

#camp cretaceous #jwcc #kenji kon #brooklyn #I’m ready to be exiled #Kenlynn #brookji #this fandom scares me a little if im being honest #i dont hate any ships #i just prefer the canon ones.#BRING BACK THE PINK POLO YOU COWARDS

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the-desolated-quill · 1 month

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Man, I don’t know which is funnier. The fact that a $200 million musical Joker sequel exists or everyone in the YouTube comments section trying to convince themselves this isn’t the stupidest idea ever.

What a pretentious load of drivel. 🤣

#joker: folie à deux #anti dc #anti warner bros #you gotta love that lady gaga isn’t even attempting to do a Brooklyn accent #honestly even without the jukebox musical aspect this is everything I would hate about a joker sequel #a joker Harley romance played entirely straight #can’t wait 🙄😒

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iknowitwontwork · 1 year

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BROOKLYN NINE-NINE (2013-2021) 2.20 | AC/DC

#brooklyn nine nine #b99edit #rosa diaz #kevin cozner #my gifs #my edits #not tagging anyone cuz i hate how this turned out lol #but still i wanted to make this scene into a gif cuz it's so iconic adfghh

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classy-disaster · 4 months

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[post-heroes of olympus]

Jason & Piper: We know Leo's alive, so why hasn't he come back? :(

Percy, holding a bag: I know just the thing to cheer you up! Octavian is dead!

Percy:*starts throwing bagels at them* Bagel! Bagel! Bagel!

Jason & Piper:

Percy: BAGEL

#everyone at camp got attacked by bagels that day #nico helped #just because #i think he'd enjoy throwing bagels at people #everybody hates octavian #percy jackson #pjo #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo tv show #jason grace #piper mclean #heroes of olympus #post heroes of olympus #that one b99 scene #source: brooklyn 99 #wuntch is dead

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rotting-butterscotch · 1 month

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so do y'all ever getting get that feeling when you've loved a specific show for years upon years all by yourself because it's a bit too niche for all your irl friends but it ended years ago and no new content from it has come out in years so you go onto every single social media platform (including tumblr) in search of mutuals of this niche show, and then find mutuals who also like this show as much as you, but are then too socially awkward to reach out to those people and ask to be friends? no? just me then :3

#greendale community college #community fandom #community #community nbc #b99 #brooklyn 99 #brooklyn nine nine #the good place #send help #i love this show #troy and abed in the morning #socially awkward #even online #god i hate my brain

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godblooded · 3 months

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gale has a blue μάτι (evil eye) embroidered by his mother on the left sleeve of his robe. when he was a baby, he was gifted a gold bracelet with a simple μάτι in white enamel by his godfather. it’s traditional for the godparents to buy a μάτι baby bracelet for their godchild and it must always be worn on your left wrist. it’s not to be taken off, and if it breaks it means it protected you from ill intent and must be replaced. the μάτι wards off all evil and must be a gift bought by someone else. the reasoning for this is the μάτι is imbued with the good energy and love of the giver (this goes for all jewelry too) and therefore cannot be acquired by you, as is also tradition for any μάτι one purchases or acquires. his baby bracelet no longer fits him, and he’s never acquired an ‘adult’ μάτι, as he hasn’t yet found the perfect one that’s caught his eye.

all the trouble and crisis and mystra took him away from the possibility of such a mundanity, the simple promise of an imperative touch of memory, self. he wants his mother to buy him his adult μάτι, the one he will always wear on his left wrist. she embroidered the one in his robe. when he can, when it’s right, he wants to find her one fitting of one so spectacular as herself to craft for her. by his own hands or the meticulous hands of another, any mastery will do, but the beauty must be immaculate. perhaps an enchantment.

he still has his baby bracelet, which he cherishes as it has never broken. gale often makes sure to keep it tucked away on his person (always in the left pocket of a rucksack, always in the left inseam of his robe). he keeps it close, as its enchantment is all its own. he thinks of it as a talisman, a shield, as a boon to his courage; the strength of his family and all that came before them remembered in a trinket.

#headcanon. gale dekarios.#[disclaimer: I’m 🇬🇷 and this is all 💯 facts. my adult μάτι (mah-tee) was purchased for me by my aunt who picked it out me had it made for me #at a ridiculously good jeweler in Brooklyn who’s been there since the 20s. I love it very much and I never take it off. her best friend #bought her hers (ours match) and HERS matches ours too (she’s Italian and hers is red!) I still have my baby bracelet as well. and my #necklace. my aunt and I are planning matching μάτι tattoos on our left wrists in traditional blue. the red version is Italian which is also #awesome (I grew up with Italians lmfao) and the devil horns are also warding off evil. red is also representative of Christ in greek #orthodoxy so its still loosely similar. I grew up with a creepy red light I remember glowing in the corner of our room because my γιαγιά #left it on and it was so fuckin eerie I loved it and hated it at once. anyway. gales μάτι is very personal to me and now the more you know!!#🌈]

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meowchela · 3 months

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random ass lps popular thought but i literally dont understand people who treat brooke like shes innocent solely because her mom is shitty??? like to me it seems like a very clear "villain origin story that explains why they are the way they are but doesn't redeem them". her mom is neglectful and abusive, yes, but a lot of her actions through the series are like. completely divorced from that conflict. brooke may be taking ques from her mom with the whole cutthroat social attitude she has going on but her actions are still very much her own, like she only got the baseline ideology of "you need to stay at the top to have any worth" from her mom and everything else (the manipulation, cheating, blackmail, etc) is all stuff she chose to do herself to attain that goal. and even THEN she's doing it all completely to serve herself, her mom couldn't care less about her daughter's status in high school. brooke probably knows this and is doing whatever she can to derive self worth from her social status alone because she's all too aware that her mom just doesnt give a shit. so everything she does is still on her

i guess a more succinct way of putting it is like. brooke's backstory is more of a frame for her mindset than something you should feel sorry for her over, yknow? because as badly as she's treated at home she turns around and treats everyone around her the exact same way. abuse is cyclical and it's crystal clear that brooke is willingly continuing the cycle because she's obsessed with the power it gives her, power that was stolen from her that she's now stealing from others. and the kicker here is she HAD chances to make positive changes, both with her dad treating her nicer while he was still alive which establishes that she does know how to be kind as well as savy being willing to reconnect and give her genuine friendship again which could've helped her out of this toxic mindset. but she threw both of those chances away because she's so power hungry and is CHOOSING to continue acting like her mom because that's what gets her the most power/worth.

she needs help, but she doesn't deserve forgiveness or sympathy because of all the heinous shit she's done. also, you can't help someone unless they accept the help and/or are willing to change, and we've seen that brooke is NOT willing to change at all. idk man i just dont think we should be so fast to absolve her of accountability when she hasn't shown any willingness to overcome her circumstances. like not even "oh i want to change but things are so hard" no she doesn't want to change full stop. shes stuck in her mindset and that's her downfall and that's the point

anyway brooke would fucking love marina and the diamonds. unrelated to everything

#meow meows #lps popular #brooklyn hayes #and before u come for me for ''hating abuse victims'' or whatever: i'm literally a victim of similar abuse to brooke herself #it's why i get so heated about this tbh #i've been down a similar road and it boggles my mind how she can continue the cycle so effortlessly the way she does #i know from experience that you can be a good person or at least TRY to be a good person despite your circumstances #so the fact that she doesn't even think about trying to do that and perpetuates the cycle instead is super interesting to me #god lps popular was SO ahead of its time in every way i salute sophiegtv #i feel like flattening brooke to ''sympathetic abuse victim'' takes away everything that makes her interesting #like u do realize victims can be bad people too right. we're regular people and surprise regular people range from kindhearted to shitheads #and that doesnt take away from what happened to us #both things can coexist. see nuance

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svampira · 1 month

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