#i'm not a simp.

[princkleeatscookies]

i'm not. crazy for this motherfucker alright?

#cookie run #cookie run kingdom #crk #cookie run fanart #cookie run kingdom fanart #rockstar cookie #summer soda rock festa #real talk tho #he got an upgrade fr #holy shit he's better now?? #wowee.. #i'm not a simp. #ahah

[its-ate-oclock-somewhere]

absolutely wild that Bryan Fuller did this on national television

#nbc hannibal #hannibal lecter #franklyn froideveaux #will graham #murder husbands #hannibal is such a simp #i'm convinced that was Franklyn's only purpose #in this entire show #the mirror to Hannibal's own obsession #“It's like he had to show me a negative so that I could see the positive” #👀

[roz-ani]

Wouldn't mind this to be the last thing I hear before dying...

IT'S THE DELIVERY OKAY-

#I'm such a simp it's getting embarrasing #a friend called me out recently and where was the lie #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel spoilers #alastor #mine

[sky-is-the-limit]

Me watching Supernatural: Yeah, I'm a Dean girl-

4x01:

Me and Dean Winchester: nevermind-

#was i expected not to convert when you had Misha Collins with his sex hair looking like he walked out of my wettest dreams #the minute Cas walked in i was a goner #became a simp instantly #which is why I'm a Dean kinnie/Cas girl #supernatural #spn #castiel #misha collins #destiel #dean winchester

[spoopy-arcade]

Imagine

If cassie and roxy swap places like a swap au ?

Were cassie is the animatronics wolf

And

Were Roxy / Roxanne is a human?

OK BUT HEAR ME OUT. Bunny Cassie!!

#I'm also simping for my own roxy human design hello. #fnaf security breach #fnaf sb #fnaf ruin dlc #ruin dlc #fnaf ruin #five nights at freddy's #fnaf #fnaf fanart #roxanne wolf #cassie #fnaf human au #swap au #my art #digital art #artists on tumblr #asks #anon #(also cassie literally looks the same just a robot bunny lmao-)

[vaguely-concerned]

can't believe garak went from 'hope you have fun following my little breadcrumb trail of maybe-truths doctor it builds character ;)' at the beginning of the show to '*sigh* fuck it here's the whole loaf. the entire fucked up bakery of my soul. if you somehow still wanna have sex with me after this you know where I am, yours in infinite longing etc.' in a stitch in time. has anyone ever been so pathetically horrifically enduringly down bad as garak is for julian (laudatory)

#that's some real lodestar simp stuff you've got going on garak and I'm so happy for you/sorry . I guess that's the thing about love #garashir #elim garak #star trek #star trek ds9 #ds9 #I take the same approach to 'a stitch in time' that I do to deacon's final story in fallout 4 -- I'm agnostic on if ALL details are true #but overall it's certainly *emotionally* truer than even the truth could be sort of situation. genuinely emotionally intimate finally. #which I think is the more important part #and part of that is being weapons grade longing material fjdskjafsa. off the pining scale.

[harmonysanreads]

#SUFFERING THROUGH SCHOOL WAS WORTH IT #I'm not even a die-hard scara simp BUT I WAS COUNTING DOWN THE DAYS #man. #this gremlin knows his power #i mean look at that grin #harmonysan.txt #genshin impact #scaramouche #wanderer

[regalpotato]

Astarion: Fake vs Real - I love you

#baldur's gate 3 #astarion #astarion romance #bg3 #bg3 spoilers #baldur's gate 3 spoilers #astarion x tav #mine: bg3 #mine: astarion x tav #i'm a disgusting simp for this broken wonderful precious meow meow #help me #1k #bg3 1k #2k

[messylesb]

[crying in my room while talking to God] you don't understand... i need to suck on her tits and hold her waist and put my fingers inside of her and tell her how much of a good girl she is while she begs me to cum for the nth time 😫😫

#lesbian #wlw #sapphic #lesbian nsft #wlw nsft #nsft lesbian #nsft sapphic #nsft wlw #sapphic nsft #stop I'm such a simp

[themeeplord]

I'm so normal about @naffeclipse's Midnight Eyespots. So normal.

Anyway here's my Mothman Moon design~

#actually I'm not normal #I'm going insane #call an ambulance #THE FLUFF IS HOLDING ME HOSTAGE #lack of light #mothman!moon #art #my art #creature design #am I in trouble for simping for moth moon...? is cryptid Eclipse coming after me?!?

[bluepandadraws-log]

Shame the simp. SHAME HER!!!

#my art #the amazing digital circus #tadc pomni #ragapom #buttonblossom #implied of course #we simp shame in this circus #no love allowed only PAIN and MISERY #I'm jk #but im pretty sure thats lore accurate for the circus in canon lmao

[totallynotcoffeeturtle]

Little treasure chest

Masterlist

(From the 6th to 30th April, I am having a mini 100 follower milestone event!)

Tags: fluff Summary: wanderer with his shy, quiet lover!

♡ Wanderer already noticed your tendency to stay quiet even before you two started dating.

♡ Wanderer would scoff before giving you a push to be more honest with the people around you and get very proud once you start opening up.

♡ When you started dating, he was a bit (very) frustrated that you still couldn’t fully be straightforward about your desires despite being his lover.

♡ Wanderer just ends up learning how to understand your needs more over time and spoils you instead.

♡ You want something slightly expensive for your anniversary? The gift is there on the coffee table with more things along with it. You look at the necklace at the market more than once? On the kitchen table when you bring out the dishes.

♡ Of course, he still wants you to learn how to express your desires so he would sometimes act like he can’t understand your intent gaze until you whisper what you want to him.

♡ If you struggle to properly ask the staff about something on the menu, he would sigh but still help you out, calling the staff and asking in your place.

♡ Overall though, he also kinda starts looking forward to trying to decipher your wants from your fidgeting, almost like trying to open a treasure chest ♡

A/N: light hcs for the start of the week~ Taglist: @amyminhminh (if you want to be tagged, just say 'tag me' or smth like that~)

#genshin x reader #genshin #genshin impact #fluff #x reader #wanderer #wanderer x reader #gender neutral reader #headcanon #scaramouche x reader #scaramouche #genshin scara #scara x reader #i swear i'm not a scara simp i just write for my bestie

[hualianschild]

love how instead of accepting he liked kissing hua cheng he blames his teacher for not teaching him how to not be tempted by men 💀

#like that's a YOU problem babe #DENIAL IS NOT JUST A RIVER IN EGYPT #and here starts my journey of witnessing xie lian being in DENIAL™ while still simping over how beautiful hua cheng looks #xl : *points at guoshi* it's YOUR FAULT I'M STUCK HERE ON THE LAP OF A HANDSOME AF GHOST KING *proceeds to makeout with said ghost king* #XIE LIAN I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE #tami rereads tgcf #tgcf #heaven official's blessing #xie lian #hua cheng #tian guan ci fu #mxtx #heaven officials blessing #tgcf novel #hualian #danmei

[purplesound]

I caught brain worms for hazbin hotel😔

#hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #alastor #hazbin vox #vox #staticradio #also you don't want to know how many Alastors I've drawn for the past week-- #I'm NOT simping for this man #just because I've been drawing him non stop doesn't mean anything #my art

[aivy-saur]

Shadowban test cuz I am overthinking rn HAVE AN OLD BLOOSHING LEONA SKETCH-

#PLS APPEAR IN THE TAGS PLSPLSPLS UEUEUEUEUEU #Twisted Wonderland #TWST #Disney Twisted Wonderland #Disney TWST #Leona Kingscholar #TWST Leona #TWST Fanart #aivy is simping once again #scratch that bro #aivy is simping and PANICKING CUZ I HOPE I'M NOT GETTING SHADOWBANNED YET 😭😭😭 MY ASS GOT LIKE SPAMMED SO PLS I HOPE I'M NOT SHADOWBANNED #UEEUEUEUEUUEUEUFUWIJDLWMFIZHAKS

[crispyanonart]

IneffableWives!AU where it's been the girls all along and Crowley and Aziraphale get to just be two queer men running their businesses in Soho and being married because they are not bound by godly plans and duties and whatever those entails

#I'm simping so hard for demon Nina #good omens #good omens au #good omens fanart #Crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #ineffable wives #good omens maggie #good omens nina #art #fanart #au