Followers informed me that the scum villain pad commercial is now behind a paywall on YouTube and also not available on wetv which is DEVASTATING because it contains important scum villain lore essential to understanding the story.
Anyway here's Shen QingQiu giving Ning Yingying pads while Binghe looks on in jealousy
Trying to be productive at work today but all I can think about are these fox toes I'm trying to design.
Smol.
Red fox toe beans are ridiculously small compared to most canines, so small they're not usually visible on winter coat foxes. Because of that, I don't usually bother putting them on my fox plush. Sewing tiny things adds considerable time and effort, and isn't worth bumping up the price for something hardly anyone will even see.
But.
I'm making a summer coat fox next. The beans are a lot easier to see when the toe fur isn't quite so floof, and I'm as much a sucker for beans as anyone else on the internet, so. Here we go.
I designed the original pattern with this possibility in mind, so it's mostly a matter of drawing into the existing pattern and adding some strategic darts. But placement--and where and how big to make those darts is where the "trying" comes in. I'm on my second draft (the picture above) and I feel pretty good about this one.
I thought about sewing claws out of fabric for about 5 seconds and decided I didn't hate myself that much (my wolves have sewn claws and they're the worst ever to sew, turn, and stuff). I'm using foam, at least until I figure out a more durable but still plushie-gentle material. I've done clay claws twice and they're both difficult to install and also not very cuddle-proof (unless you enjoy the authenticity of being clawed by the animal you're holding), though I do have some cosclay I could try which is softer. Felt lasts about 5 minutes before looking like my hair after it rains, and folded faux leather turns to string cheese. But the foam claws on my coyote have held up well for the last 3 years so I'm giving it another go with an even thicker foam. But if anyone has any suggestions please do let me know!
the rink closes this month and i’m a little sad about it. i’ve loved skating so much, i've been going twice a week. i have three lessons left. and now i’m worried i’m gonna lose all the progress i've made without access to ice until fall. i've been looking at inlines i can mount to my boots for off ice practice but they ain't cheap 😭
pov you're franziska and you're 11 years old and you just started your first period and papa has NOT been helpful but your brother has conducted extensive research and is handling it surprisingly well
Remember when Dwight said this in The Office when he talked about having a male son with Angela?
Dwight: It’s as simple as keeping the womb extremely warm for two days after sex, and then extremely cold for five months.
And how Crocodiles and some animals sex is determined by temperature
Since Sebek is presumably half crocodile Fae, do you think his parents kept him(meaning his mother presuming she didn’t push out an egg and he hatched from it) in rooms that were really hot so that they would get a boy.
This might also apply to Malleus, because I could imagine a monarchy in a small country purposefully making some of their eggs be in hotter temperatures if they want to get a male heir.
I'm having thoughts okay. Rain wanting to watch his Dew get absolutely wrecked by a massive cock (cough cough Mountain cough cough) Because he'd been teasing Rain saying just how much he thinks he could take. After some discussion with Mountain and Dew,the next time they have a few days off together it happens. Dews had to wear a rather large distracting plug for at least the day per Mountains request (don't wanna hurt him by stretching him out too much at once).
Rains sitting back in a armchair a lazy hand loosely stroking himself as Mountain works dew open and has his thin frame positioned over his massive cock and let's Dew take it at his own pace.
Maybe Dews a size queen and takes it like a champ, or maybe he was wrong and it takes a good bit of coaxing and teasing from both his Rain and Mountain to be able to just take it fully, not even bounce on the thing yet.
What a thought this is! More thoughts under the cut
I think Dew would be confident, he’d keep his cool. Knowing he prepared for this. But when the time comes and he realizes the void that’s left when the plug is removed isn’t nearly enough he starts to panic.
Perhaps Rain his behind him, supporting his weight as he tries in vain to lower himself down. And he can’t. And he cries, whether from pain or frustration.
And Rain and Mountain coo at him that he can do it, he just needs to relax. But he can’t because Rain’s hands are cold and so is the breeze coming from the open window across his sweaty skin. So he shivers and tenses up and it just makes it impossible.
But Rain reminds him how much he begged them both to let him. That he brushed off their words of caution, that he wasn’t going to let anyone else tell him what he’s capable off.
Now it’s a different sort of pleading as he tries to take it all back. He’s only managed maybe an inch or two. And he’s wider at the base, he can feel it as his hand digs into Mountain’s pelvis as he tries to maintain his balance.
But Rain doesn’t let him give up, just keeps whispering praise in his ear while Mountain plucks and squeezes and strokes whatever he can reach.
Maybe it takes time, but he does it. Feels his insides being rearranged in the process, and he asks Rain to never let him think for himself ever again.
had a funny little idea: what if Alex's brother James joined the British army...... following in the footsteps of James Hamilton Sr.? what if James Sr. was a bit of a higher ranking officer..... with his son working under him..... and they unwittingly stumbled into another military father son duo..... one we all know very well mayhaps..... what then