#incorrect 00q

[acciohanbrough]

q : how is punching me in the arm meant to cheer me up ? james : it works with the 00s q : well they’re thick aren’t they ? james : I’m a 00 q : there you go then

#incorrect 00q #merlin bbc #007 #00q #source : bbc merlin #incorrect james bond quotes #james bond #quartermaster

[samanthahirr]

007 Fest - Scavenger Hunt #46: Incorrect Quote meme

#007 fest 2023 #007 fest #teamqbranch #00q #incorrect quotes #007 #spectre #scavenger hunt

[thestarwarslesbian]

Bond: You want me to make out with Q for the mission?

M: No

Bond: *shakes his head as he walks over to Q* I can’t believe you are making me do this

M: I’m really not

Q: shut up and let him speak

#james bond incorrect quotes #inncorrect quotes #james bond #q #q james bond #00q #m james bond #mallory james bond

[emiliasilverova]

007 Fest 2023, Scavenger Hunt item no. 9 (5/5): ‘Create an “incorrect quotes” post. Can fill up to 5 times. (Take a set of dialogue from another piece of media and assign it to Bond characters. Example link here)’

And one more for the road. Always a pleasure to pit those two idiots against each other, eh Q? *cackles*

#007 Fest #007 Fest 2023 #TeamBondVillains #scavenger hunt #james bond #007 #goldeneye #spectre #alec trevelyan #006 #q #quartermaster #00q #00q00 #incorrect quotes #shitpost #q being a little shit #deserved tho #always better etc

[luminiferocity]

James Bond x Fleabag incorrect quotes

Scavenger hunt item #9

#james bond #fleabag #incorrect quotes #quartermaster #00q #007 fest 2023 #scavenger hunt #teamcivilian #team civilian #my stuff

[3nigm4art]

Incorrect 00Q #1

Quote from a very 00Q show

Scav hunt #9:  Create an "incorrect quotes" post. 

#00Q #Q #James Bond #Quartermaster #Person of Interest #meme #incorrect quote #007 fest #007 fest 2023 #teambondvillains

[hecticwinter]

Bond: Last night I found out Q is a sleep talker.

Tanner: Oh, really?

Bond: "The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell." Right. In. My. Ear. At 3am.

#source: ??? #incorrect quotes #james bond #007 #bill tanner #q james bond #00q

[aniron48]

Hello, and welcome to my Master Post for 007 Fest 2023! I'm going to try to keep the links to the things I create in one place, and will update this as I go.

Fics

friends were a fate that befell me: Prompt fill for Anyawen, who suggested the prompt lyric "friends were a fate that befell me" from the song "Dinner & Diatribes" by Hozier. Also fills the 2023 Prompt Table entry, "Movie night. Who is there? What do they watch?"

heals the hurt faster: Fills the 2023 Prompt Table entry, "Cutesy plasters for all those administrative papercuts and/or shallow slashes from broken glass and knives."

close to the sun in lonely lands: Fulfills the 2023 Prompt Table entry, "The great outdoors: the sun, the smoke, the bugs, the scenery. bring it on;" and is also a Rare Pair (00leiter) and an entry for a Theme Day (Felix Friday)!

you don't step into love: Fills the 2023 Prompt Table entry, “Q being utterly impervious to Bond's charms until the day he sees James in glasses and falls hard and fast.”

Headcanons

Q Can Dance: Fills the 2023 Prompt Table entry, "Dance. Flailing arms? Okay. Ballroom waltz? Gimme. Line dancing? Sure. Bump and grind? Ayup. Gliding across the floor or stepping on toes, put it in my veins."

Other Fan Creations

James Bond x Schitt's Creek Quotes: Fills Scavenger Hunt #9, "create an incorrect quotes post."

Mexican!Q’s Playlist: Fills the 2023 Prompt Table entry, “Show me the playlist of someone at MI6.”

00Q photo and lyrics post - "Jesus Was A Crossmaker."

Recipe - Felix Leiter's Empanaditas

Meme - Is Your Child Texting About Espionage?

Scavenger Hunt Item #26 - Show us your pet working for MI6!

Use. Your. Words. (Linked Haiku by Team Q Branch)

Misc.

Solved @kitten-kin's coded message (answer below the cut)

Comments/reblogs with tags: 97

Solution to coded message: Good luck out there in the field. And please return the equipment in one piece. - Q

#007 fest 2023 #team q branch #qb-a1 #my fic #james bond #quartermaster #00q #pinned post

[drgrlfriend]

Just Leave a Comment Fest Roundup

I definitely read and commented on more than these, but I tracked the @justleaveacommentfest theme day fics, so here they are (apologies if any of the tagged users are incorrect, I went with tumblr names that matched AO3 names):

First Fandom: (X-Men) Don't Hold Me by Spyre

This fic was at the top of the most recently posted section, but had been written more than 20 years ago and only recently posted to AO3, which I thought was very suitable for a first fandom choice! I also know short fics tend to not get as much love, and I was (and remain) the first comment and kudos on this one, so check it out and spread the love!

Bookmark Day: (James Bond) Prowl by @professorfangirl

This has long been in my bookmarks, and was the fic that lured me into the 00Q fandom. This talented author has left fandom as far as I know, but is still irreplaceable and missed.

Old Favorites: (Marvel MCU) Scents and Sensibility by @galwednesday, @silentwalrus, and skellerbvvt

I don't read much in the Stucky fandom, but this amazing little worldbuilding fic is witty and unexpected and tender and absolutely hilarious, and has become one of my go-to comfort reads. Reading it again was an absolute pleasure. If you've put this one aside because the tags seem like not your thing I encourage you to give it a try anyway.

Fandom Curiosity: (Inception) I Could See for Miles, Miles, Miles by VII_XIII

I asked a fandom friend to recommend a fic in a new-to-me fandom and they absolutely came through! This was lovely and sweet and hot and overall a wonderful fic that coincidentally ended more or less around New Year's Eve!

#just leave a comment fest #fandom #fandom community #fanfiction #authors #readers #writers #archive of our own #marvel #mcu #x-men #rogan #stucky #inception #00q #james bond

[gayshipsandanxiety]

james: so i hear you like cats.

james: *pushes q's laptop off the table*

#source: tumblr #james x q #q x james bond #00q #incorrect 00q #00q incorrect quotes

[fenny2613]

#flirting 101 with 00q! #idc how many fics I see with James not returning his weapons I eat that shit up! #00q #james bond #q james bond #james bond movies #incorrect 00q

[acciohanbrough]

james : i need no one and the last thing i want is someone needing me

q : and yet , here we are

#don’t mind me #just was looking at my geraskier edit and i realized how them this quote is #incorrect quotes #incorrect james bond quotes #james bond #q #quartermaster #00qedit #incorrect 00q #00q fanfiction #spegter #no time to die

[samanthahirr]

samanthahirr's 007 Fest 2023 Masterpost

COMMENTS

510 comments! With comment-multiplier bonus points, that's 700 points for comments!

FICS 

(>750 words)

(No) More Than This (Chapter 1-2)

We Eat First With Our Eyes (2022 Prompt #6 "nsfw")

The Chase (Chapters 1-4) (2022 Prompt #6 "nsfw")

(750-2,500 words)

Relating in Kindness

With Heart Hardened

FIC SUMMARIES (i.e. "stories sam isn't writing")

The Vampire from the Deep * (2020 Prompt #31 "Vesper is a vampire")

Office Hours

The Quartermaster's Mission Holiday (2018 Prompt #22 "And then they were roommates" & 2023 Prompt #222 "Enjoying a nice view")

COCKTAIL RECIPES

The Skeleton's Bite *

The Jamaica Contact with a Side of Danger *

Jinx's Bikini *

The Blow Me Away *

Mr. Hinx Fizzy *

Paradise Bird ^

INCORRECT QUOTE MEMES

00Q - I want to wake up with you

Bond/Swann - You often use humor to deflect trauma ^

NomiPenny - How's the sexiest person here? ^

Bond/Moneypenny - Better off as friends ^

Bond/Tanner - I'm getting in the shower ^

Bond/Boothroyd - I want to kiss you ^

Q/Bond/Moneypenny - Sorry I'm late *^

Tanner/Mallory - Are you trying to seduce me? *^

Bond/Tracy - I don't do relationships ^

Bond/Mansfield - I really like your top ^

Bond/Felix - We both look very handsome tonight ^ (2023 Prompt #223 "Insecure about how they look")

HEADCANONS

10 Hosiery Habit Headcanons *

Bill Tanner's Bedding Set (2023 Prompt #22 "Flowers")

Original Character - Gina Castillo's Case File *

5 Biggest Swimwear-Embarrassments Headcanons * ^ ^ ^

7 HR Complaints Against MI6 Staff Headcanons ^

SCAVENGER HUNT TASKS

#1 leave someone an anonymous comment of positivity *

#6 create a crossword puzzle: "007 Animals"

#9 (x5) create an incorrect quote meme, images optional

#12 write an acrostic poem: "Moon Moth" *

#17 create a film poster with a local landmark "The Dying Reflection"

#25 show a character's bedding set "Bill Tanner's Bedding Set"

#26 show your pet working for MI6 "009-Lives"

#29 (x2) solve a Find the Difference post (@bluebellofbakerstreet & @kitten-kin)

#30 create a cocktail recipe "The Skeleton's Bite"

#33 (x3) solve a crossword puzzle (castillon02 & bluebellofbakerstreet & kitten-kin)

#35 spot a Bond reference in the wild "50 Bond Gadgets You Can Own"

#36 create a fancast film poster "First with a Bullet" (Aldis Hodge)

#43 gift a fanwork to a member of another team: "Drabble: Alec/Bond" for @emiliasilverova

#46 create an incorrect quote meme, images required: "I want to wake up with you"

#48 collaborate with a teammate: "The Chase" with @aprettyspy

MOODBOARDS/COVER ART

The Vampire from the Deep moodboard

The Quartermaster's Mission Holiday moodboard

Office Hours moodboard

Original Character - Gina Castillo's Case File moodboard

(No) More Than This cover art

We Eat First with Our Eyes cover art

6 Cocktail Recipe title cards (see above)

MISCELLANEOUS

Off the Books playlist (2023 Prompt #198 "create a playlist for a fic")

Fancast Film Poster "First with a Bullet" (Charlize Theron)

Drabble - MoneyTanner ^ (2017 Prompt #4)

Drabble - Tanner/Mansfield * ^

Drabble - Alec/Bond *

BETA'D WORKS

1 fic for @emiliasilverova (Achillean Delights)

2 chapters for @hammerbacks (Taking in Water chapter 2 & Warm Water chapter 9)

2 chapters of "The Chase" for @aprettyspy

EVENTS

1 film (Flash Gordon) hosted

1 Productivity Hours hosted

1 Bond Bingo Hour attended

4 Productivity Hours attended

5 Longfic Readalongs attended

* indicates Theme Day bonus ^ indicates Unique Rare Pair Ship bonus

510 comments, 15 theme days, 17 unique rare pair ships, 9 fics/chapters posted, 3 fic summaries, 11 incorrect quote memes, 3 drabbles, 6 cocktail recipes, 24 headcanons…and a dozen more miscellaneous creations! I had no idea I could be so productive/creative in a single month! 

Endless thanks to my @teamqbranch captain and cheerleaders and teammates for their support and encouragement! I'm grateful I got to spend so much time with all of you this month. And a huge thank you to the @mi6-cafe mods for organizing such an awesome event! And now I need a nice long nap.

TOTAL POINTS FOR 2023 FEST = 1,670

#007 fest 2023 #007 fest #007 fest masterpost #teamqbranch #i survived #00q #stories sam isn't writing #my writing #james bond #007

[the-wardrobeintocamelot]

#incorrect quotes #pynch #buddie #gangsey #sterek #teen wolf #the witcher #sansan #tarlos #wolfstar #00Q #merthur #nagron #wincest #destiel #captain swan #geraskier #got #game of thrones #tua #number 5 #Ben hargreeves #Diego hargreeves #superhusbands #stony #stuckony #stucky #Spideypool #klaus hargreeves #stiles stilinski

[cora-trash-art]

james bond incorrect quotes

#james bond #00q #007 #incorrect quotes

[luminiferocity]

007 Fest 2023 master post

So that's a wrap on my first Fest. It's been a blast - so much more intense than I was expecting, but I'm looking forward to catching up on everything I missed and savouring the many wonderful things created by many wonderful people over the month. Thank you mods, captains and everyone who has been involved!

Here's what I got up to as part of Team Civilian:

Images

And I've had recurring nightmares... -- NTTD, Bond, Madeleine and Mathilde

It's not the way a man like me behaves... -- For the Bond who is more than just a blunt instrument

We can go slow, we don't need to rush... -- James, Madeleine and a song that's not really about driving

I'm in love with the feeling... -- For a Q who never says no

So low, Hallelujah... -- 007, Q and M, and Skyfall

Firsts and Lasts -- Bond and Vesper, Q and Madeleine

Writing

Drabbles

Best Regards -- Nomi, Q, Bond and the "old wreck" throwback

This Life -- Bond/Ronson, angst. And a shout out to @kitten-kin for their lovely and heart-breaking addition

Family Matters -- 00Q, Q Branch, just fluff

Let Me Count the Ways

NTTD fix-it chapters four, five and six

Alive in New Light

Bond, Madeleine and Q for Polyamory Day chapter one (WIP)

Scavenger hunt and other bits

Incorrect quotes -- James Bond x Fleabag 5+1 (the 1 is angst)

Bond in the wild -- that time I went to the home of Casino Royale and nearly didn't realise it

Solve encrypted messages

Create a fanmix

Headcanons

MI6 worldbuilding headcanons for Headcanon Day

Part-time badass, full-time girl dad Bill Tanner for Tanner Tuesday

#james bond #007 fest 2023 #team civilian #teamcivilian #my stuff