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hxuse-xf-black · 6 months

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[Deathly Hallows] Hermione: Harry- Harry, sighing despondently: Ginny used to call me Harry. Ron: Because it's your fucking name.

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50044w44s · 4 months

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Ginny: [grinning flirtily] We would make such a hot couple.

Harry: Gin we're married.

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blackbirdi · 2 months

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Harry Potter Incorrect Quotes #2

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Harry: So how’d you guys manage to crash the car last night?

Hermione: Ron wasn’t paying attention to the road, and there was a deer. So I shouted, “RON, DEER!”

Ron:

Hermione: Go on. Tell him what you said.

Ron: … “Yes, honey?”

*Cue Harry dying*

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George: *Whispering so they don’t get caught out of bed by Filch* What time is it?

Fred: *Screams loudly*

Snape: WHO THE FUCK IS SCREAMING AT TWO IN THE MORNING!?

Fred: There you go.

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Hermione: *Showing Mr. Weasley how to use muggle technology* There you go. Your laptop is all set up.

Mr. Weasley: Will it get heavier if I put more files in it?

Hermione: What?

Mr. Weasley: Like, if I download files will it weigh more?

Hermione:

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*The girls decorating the Christmas tree*

Hermione: Does anyone know where the angel is?

Ginny: *Pointing at Luna* Found it!

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Mrs. Weasley: When I said bring me something back from Hogwarts I meant something you bought at Hogsmeade.

The Twins: *Struggling to contain a Bludger* Well you didn’t specify that!

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Neville Longbottom: So how’d you know Harry was the one?

Ginny: *Dreamily* He looked at me the way every woman wants to be looked at…

Neville: Awww.

Ginny: With fear in his eyes.

Neville:

Hermione: Awwwww.

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Ron: Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Cause you’re a whole snack.

Hermione: Are you silence? Because you make me speechless.

Ginny: Who do you think is going to make this dirty first?

Harry: Turn this dirty? Neither of them, Gin, they’re too cute for one another.

Ron: Are you my pinky toe? Cause I’m gonna bang you against every piece of furniture I own.

Hermione:

Harry:

Ginny:

Harry: I take back my previous statement.

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*After watching Frosty the Snowman*

Ron: What did Frosty the Snowman do other than come to life, do a little dance, and die?

Harry: Isn’t that what we all do, really?

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Ron: You played me like a fiddle!

Fred: Oh no, Ronniekins. Fiddles are actually very difficult to play.

George: We played you like the cheap kazoo you are.

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Ron: *Walking into the living room to complain* Mum! There’s no more snacks in the kitchen!

Ginny: *From the kitchen* But I’m literally right here!

Ron: *Frustrated groan*

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The Twins: We can assure you, our place of business is extremely safe.

Ron: *Looking up at the ceiling* The smoke detector is a white bowl with a red M&M taped to it…

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that-sarcastic-optimist · 7 months

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Harry: Don't accidentally kill someone Ginny: I'm not an idiot, Harry, I know how to do it on purpose

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wierdshenanigans · 10 months

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Malfoy: Say, Weasley, you fancy anybody?

Ginny: Yeah, Harry

Malfoy: YO POTTER WEASLETTE'S GOT A CRUSH ON YOU

Second-year Harry: I know

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moonlightdancer26 · 2 years

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Ron: *sneaking back into his dorm late at night*

Harry, turning around in his chair: Where have you been?

Ron, sweating nervously: I- I was with Ginny

Ginny, turning around in another chair: Try again

Ron:

Ron: Wait… what the fuck are you doing here?

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highhincalifornia · 10 months

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Hinny five years into their marriage

Harry: Oh merlin.

Ginny: What?

Harry: I had a crush on Malfoy...

Ginny: Yeah?

Harry: You don't sound surprised.

Ginny: Oh you're just realising this

Harry: What do you mean I'm just realising it?

Ginny: Um.. I thought that's how you figured out you were into guys

Harry: Huh?

Ginny: I-It's not? Damn I thought we had the Druna Bisexual Awakening Solidarity going on

Harry: The what?

Ginny: Well Druna was my bi awakening, so I thought it was yours too.. bc for me if was Luna for you it was Draco

Harry: No.. no. I didn't really realise until I had to save Ron from the lake during fourth year

Ginny: Um.. so you really didn't know?

Harry: No?!

Ginny: How are you the last to find out about this?

Harry: What do you mean?

Ginny: Draco knows, Hermione knows

Harry: They do?!

Ginny: Yeah...

Harry:

Ginny: If it's any consolation, Ron probably doesn't know.

Harry:

Ginny: Yeah I didn't think so

Harry: Wow...

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liv45no · 2 months

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Harry: and quite honestly, I’ve had enough trouble for a lifetime!

Harry: *dies at 17*

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iamademigodandwizard · 11 months

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Ginny: *stops kissing harry* What do you think you’re doing?

Harry: What do you mean?

Ginny: I mean, your hands!

Harry: . . . They’re on your waist!

Ginny: I know! What am I, a nun? Put them somewhere useful.

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nuninho2000 · 6 months

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During Half Blood Prince

Seamus : what kind of girl you like?

Dean : my girlfriend.

Seamus : what kind girl is she?

Dean : she's a nice girl.

[Seamus turns to Harry]

Seamus : what kind of girl you like, Harry?

Harry : Dean's girlfriend.

[ everyone laughs thinking it's a joke ]

[ Dean throws a pillow at Harry thinking that is joke ] : nobody likes a smart-ass.

Inspiration : https://youtu.be/y3ORLUqX6A4?si=R1LuchYBR_sufxM8

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hermiones-amortentia · 2 years

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*Ron removes his sweaty T-shirt after playing Quidditch*

Molly: Merlin Ron! What are those on your back?

Ron: what?

Molly: it looks like someone has scratched you violently. Ronald Bilius Weasley, how did those happen?

Ron: umm... mum its nothing.

Molly: do not say it's nothing, young man. Those look awful. Tell me right now what happened?

Ron: I- umm... Crookshanks. Crookshanks attacked me yesterday. It was my fault too. I stepped on his tail in the darkness.

Ginny(grinning evilly): are you sure, Ron? it was Crookshanks or someone who is close to Crookshanks?

Molly: what does that mean?

Ron: nothing mum. Ignore her. I told you the cat attcked me.

Molly: I am gonna prepare some murtlap essence for you. Tell Hermione to control her cat(leaves)

Ginny: yeah Ron. You should really tell Hermione to control... her cat I mean.

Harry(laughing): yeah mate. Tell her to control her cat.

Ron: fuck you both.

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50044w44s · 4 months

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[Only one cookie left on the plate]

Ginny: [licks it to claim it for herself]

Harry: [eats it anyway]

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blackbirdi · 2 months

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Harry Potter Incorrect Quotes #9

Ginny: Pass the salt.

Harry: *Sweetly* What's the magic word?

Ginny: *Pulling her wand out* Or else.

Harry: *Nervously passing her the salt* Here you go, love of my life.

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weasleydailyprophet · 6 months

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Ginny : Harry, let's go to Hogsmeade, yeah? Harry : Sure. I'll ask my parents first. Ginny : Wha-- Harry : Mum, Dad, can I go to Hogsmeade with Ginny? Hermione : Yes, you can. But make sure you two come back before 8pm. Ron : And better not drinking too much butterbeer. That's not good for you both.

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that-sarcastic-optimist · 1 year

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McGonagall: In dark times, it is important to remember the things we love. So, let’s all put something we love in a box and look at it whenever we feel sad

Hermione: Can I put Ron in a box?

McGonagall: No

Harry: Can I put Ron in a box?

McGonagall: No

Ginny: Can I—

McGonagall: NO ONE IS PUTTING WEASLEY IN A BOX

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hxuse-xf-black · 1 year

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Ginny: Boy, you look like hell. Harry: Well, that's strange, 'cause I feel like crap.

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