#it just always throws me off everytime lmfao

[soupzardous]

Reading a tntduo fic and seeing the name Alex/Alexis instead of Quackity or some related nickname is like when you touch the gross stuff while washing dishes.

Like wdym Alex? Who’s that? All I know is silly little duck man who kisses old depressed zombie.

#no offense to those who write it like that #it just always throws me off everytime lmfao #tntduo #tntblr #dsmp #quackbur #cquackity #cwilbur #tnt duo #dreamsmp #c!tntduo #quackity #soup spills

[lookingformoondrop]

OMG FINALLY SOMEONE WHO WRITES ABT THE COFFIN OF ANDY AND LEYLEY AAA

Honestly I'd take any writing about Andy LMFAO whatever you want to write, I'd just love to read something, be it headcanons or some short story <3

Absolutely! I was shocked when I tried finding content for TCOAAL, and there was none💀. For the sake of fluff Andy, the reader is the closest thing Andy has to a sister!

*Leyley doesn't exist*

P.S. Hopefully, this isn't OOC. This is also not proofread, so

I hope these meet your expectations <3

Andrew Graves x female best friend! Reader

TW: Everyone has a filthy mouth (swearing)... N/M = Nickname ♡

♡925 WORDS♡

Ever since Andrew was a kid, he was treated more as his parent's friend than their kid.

This often meant that Andrew was forced to miss out on childish routines like throwing a tantrum, making a mess, having fun the loud way, and making mistakes, simply because "he was so easy."

If he were to add to his parents' load of problems, he wouldn't be able to live with himself, let alone sleep.

But that was all before he met you.

Every Friday, Mrs. Graves would give Andrew money to go on a snack run for the weekend.

But no matter what he did, no matter when or how he entered the grocery store, this little girl (no less than five) would terrorize Andrew.

"She's so annoying, mom! She always snatches the snacks I go for and then bolts for the next aisle. Then she just giggles and runs away with MY TOMATO SOUP."

Mrs. Graves sighed and turned around to face her son, "Andrew, just because a little five year old girl is taking some of the same snacks as you DOES NOT MEAN I am letting you shop at a different store! 'Shop Shop Shop and Shop, with more Shop' is the best for low-deals and prices. Please don't be difficult."

With no other choices, Andrew was forced to continue shopping.

Every week, she did the same thing. She'd sneak up behind him when he wasn't paying attention. She'd snatch the poor snack out of Andrew's hand and would bolt out of the aisle.

And everytime she did this, Andrew would grow angrier and angrier.

Finally, when the little girl stole the hundredth can of soup from his hand, Andrew turned around and grabbed the little girl's hair.

"AHH! Get off of me asshole!"

"You little shit! Give me that can back!"

They'd fight over the can of soup in the middle of the aisle for the next 10 minutes before the store owner kicked them out for "public disturbances."

Now, without his can of soup, sitting at the curb outside the store, with new bite marks along his arm, Andrew was more pissed than ever.

"What the hell is your problem? Do you just find malicious torment funny, you borderline psycho?"

Andrew turned towards the girl. She turned her smile towards Andrew, "Nah, just you."

Annoyed and exhausted, he put his face in his hands.

She thought for a moment , "No one plays with me, so I figured I should play with someone who looked as miserable as me."

Andrew looked at her through his fingers, "What about me screamed misery?"

She put a finger on her bottom lip, deep in thought, "You just have this face,"

Andrew scoffed at the girl, burying his face in his knees. She giggled.

"You just naturally look like an asshole"

"Watch your language, you fucking shit!"

Andrew went to grab the girls hair, "You dont even know my name, and yet you're calling me an asshole!? No wonder you dont have any friends."

She slapped Andrew's hand before it could reach her, "Well, what's your name?"

Andrew hesitated, "It's...Andrew Graves. What's yours?"

The little girl smiled, "Y/N L/N, your new best friend, Aaaaandy."

Andrew sat lazily with Y/N, laying on his lap. He cringed when he thought about their first meeting.

Of all the things they could've fought about, it was a can of soup... God, they're fucking stupid.

Since that day, Y/N would beg Andrew for attention and fun. She'd stalk him when he was out and about and would drag him away from any errands he was requested to run on.

"Leave me alone, N/M"

"Make me~"

"Please?"

"Lame. Now I have to come with you! With that bitch ass attitude you'll get beat up."

"Great."

And when Andrew accidentally reveal his address? Andrew was permanently stuck with Y/N.

Every Friday, she'd follow Andrew home, and even when Mr. and Mrs. Graves questioned the foul-mouth girl Andrew would never offer an explanation better than, "Some stray I picked up that won't let go. I have to keep her."

"Aaaaandyyy, can you change the channel? I don't want to lift my eyelids."

Andrew sighed, "The remote is right by your leg, dumbass"

"So?" She scoffed, "reach it for me."

"It's closer to you than it is to me!"

"Andy change the goddamn channel!"

"i'm not getting up just because your ass wants to be lazy!"

"ANDREW"

"Y/N"

Even if that meant pissing each other off with meanless schemes.

Despite their bickering that has made local pedestrians' ears bleed, they still were there for each other in everything.

"Whatever, you dumb bastard," Y/N mumbled to herself.

Andrew played with Y/N's hair as he stared at the mindless TV.

"Veronica Steveson asked me out to the date."

"Aw, poor hussy"

"Ouch, you think so lowly of me?"

"No, I just assumed you said no," Y/N continued to watch the TV.

"Why would I...?" Before Andrew could finish his sentence, Y/N sat up and stared at him with intense eyes.

"Do you like her?"

"W- Well no, but it's not like any other girls are crawling to date me"

Y/N scoffed at Andrew, flicking his forehead, "That's because you're stupid to notice."

She laid back down on his lap, and Andrew secretly smiled to himself. "So...who aren't I noticing?"

"Your mom."

"Y/N GROSS!"

And even if no one admitted it out loud, and even if you blushed one too many times around each other, you belonged with each other.

"But seriously, Andy, pass me the remote"

"Eat shit, N/M"

Thank you for the ask <3

#the coffin of andy and leyley #andrew graves #andrew graves x reader #andy graves #andy graves x reader #x reader #y/n #y/n fanfic #headcanons #drabble #cussing #dem kids swear up and down #tw swearing #ooc #maybe idk #ughhhh #sorry

[wonjns]

best boy ✮

♡ PAIRING. . . wonwoo x male reader

♡ GENRE. . . semi-smut (?), fluff 

♡ SUMMARY. . . woo just loved shamelessly fooling around with you, no matter what was on the schedule. if only he didn’t love seeing you worked up so much 😮‍💨

♡ INCLUDES. . . top!wonwoo, making out, grinding/dry humping, nipple play, mutual masturbation (i think? im such a virgin lmfao)

♡ WC. . . 1.8k

♡ A/N. . . my first fic !! me listening to fast pace as i write this is sending meeejfsjxcsd i needed to get in the zone since its my first one, hopefully its not awful LMAO. but i will say i had to take many breaks in between writing bc....wow. anyways, stream HOT !!! starts below cut~

you were seated on wonwoo’s lap, him kissing you until you felt dizzy in the head. his lips were luscious, and grew more fervently eager the more they met yours.

you snuggled into the soft and oversized hoodie of his that you currently wore, his large hands moving underneath that very hoodie to run them up and down your bare sides - the kisses growing more passionate. your hands found place on his shoulders, running over the smooth skin of his broad, exposed shoulders, thanks to the tank top that you always loved when he wore. 

you couldn’t help but groan softly into his mouth as you felt his thumbs ‘accidentally’ brush over your nipples during their travels. 

between being in your boyfriend’s clothes, his addicting natural scent, and his strong arms enveloping you, everything felt so warm and euphoric that you could already feel your mind rising into the clouds, lost in him. 

“y/n,,,” wonwoo groaned as he broke the kiss, leaning back. this caused you to snap back to earth, realizing you had started to grind on to him, your slowly hardening but clothed lengths rubbing along each other. 

a bold blush took over your face, causing woo to naturally do that smirk. something in you wanted to start spilling apologies, but you weren’t sure why. he started this whole session, and knew how easily worked up you got.

“keep that up, baby boy, and we might end up having to turn away our guests.” he taunted in a low tone. god, even his voice was so sexy. 

you couldn’t even find words to say. it was no secret that wonwoo loved to tease, especially you in particular. he knew his effect over you and loved giving you shit about it, you were just too cute for him not to take advantage of your flustered behavior whenever he could.

the ‘guests’ wonwoo referred to were his fellow groupmates, in which all the remaining 12 were coming over from the dorms to your apartment to hang out for the night. although wonwoo practically lived there, a detail your paying parents definitely did not need to know, he himself was only at your place early in order to help you get everything ready, and somehow you ended up in this position - just like you always did. 

“oh, crap!” you said, your blush fading almost immediately as your boyfriend’s slick comment reminded you that you definitely had about 3 batches of brownies in the oven. you hopped off of his lap and quickly made ur way to the kitchen.

you would’ve had a whole feast prepared for the Seventeen members if you could, but brownies were the only thing you could make and 13 mouths were a lot to feed, so they’d just have to be satisfied with that - however you were fully prepared to receive yet another lecture from seungcheol about how you should eat healthier. its alright, though, since he without fail would always turn and place most of the blame on wonwoo for letting you indulge in your heavy sweet tooth all the time. and everytime, also without fail, wonwoo would throw his hands up, calmly defending himself by claiming that you were just too adorable when shoveling sundaes into your cheeks.

“b-babe~” wonwoo protested, calling to you as you ran off while he felt the chilled air encase the space of his thighs where you were once perched. 

you took a couple of quick breaths as you made your way to the kitchen, trying to calm down from the make out session you most definitely should not have been having when the other members were coming over in.... 

“20 MINUTES!?!” you exasperated after reading the clock. 7:40 pm. great. 

you threw on a mitten and reached for the stove handle, before you felt yourself get yanked back from the waist by two hands. you were swiftly turned around, looking up slightly into your boyfriend’s dark and beautiful orbs. you could see some of his teeth through the faint smirk he wore once again. 

“perfect, thats plenty of time.” he calmly spoke in a sly tone. 

your blush was threatening to come back as you attempted pushing on his chest in attempt to separate your pressing bodies - but geez you always forgot how strong your gamer-boy really had become. 

“woo, please, we still need to change, make sure the brownies are done, rearrange my furniture, figure out which movies to pick, an-”

and surprise surprise, before you could even finish your statement, his lips found purchase onto yours. this one was deeper, and instantly had your knees weakening. 

it was insane how much wonwoo was addicted to this - the feeling of you growing feeble because of him. his ego would soar every time he could practically feel your mind hazing over and submitting. whether it was the way you would grab on to his hair or shoulders for dear life, the way you would allow him to swallow all of your whines, or that regardless of the situation you would always let him sweep you off of your feet; you were simply his favorite. and he was yours, as shy as you were to admit it. 

next thing you knew, you were being lifted and sat on the marble counter across from the stove. he reattached his plush lips with yours instantly, and you sighed in utter defeat when he tore the mitten off of your hand and flung it somewhere across the room. 

he gently spread your thighs and hooked them around his hips as he settled himself standing in between, continuing the movements you had started earlier. he groaned in satisfaction as his tongue entered your mouth and ran over your own. he began grinding his core against you more firmly with each rolling of his hips, and your moans spilled out when you returned the friction. 

despite admitting defeat with your body language, in the back of your head you were still clinging to the determination of ending this at a reasonable time so you could still prepare for the members who were definitely on their way by now.

“ok, ok...” you breathed out as wonwoo detached your lips, his head dipping down into the crook of your neck. “just for a little bit... and then we really have to- ahhh,,” whatever you were about to say seemed to go straight out the window when wonwoo started showing special attention to the center of your neck, sucking firmly on your adam’s apple. after eliciting a loud moan from you, he continued to place strong, messy kisses into the weak spots of your throat, dragging his tongue all along the way.

“who needs to bake when my favorite boy just tastes so... damn... sweet.” he said in between pecks, his right hand coming down to palm your core through your shorts. this caused you to squirm and whine even more, your fingers gripping into his soft locks. it was so annoying how hot he knew he made you.

at this point, you were bucking your hips strongly into his, the sensation of your hardening members grinding together sending the both of you into overdrive. 

wonwoo scooped you off the counter with ease, hands digging into your bottom as he carried you steadily out of the kitchen refusing to break your kiss. he forcefully pushed you up against the wall and continued to ravage your mouth, you moaning wantonly from the impact. your hands ran fervently through his hair as you massaged his head, toes curling at the intensity of the moment. 

you shared heavy breaths and groans before he lifted your his hoodie once again, this time fully discarding it before his warm hands roamed your tummy. you decided to do the same. lifting the hems of his tank top revealed his stunningly toned abs, and you let out a gasp-moan hybrid when he pushed even more of his weight on to you, trapping you tighter between the wall and his fit body.

you whimpered when the exposed skin of his abs and broad chest ran along your own bare torso repeatedly while he humped into you, obsessed with your involuntary facial expressions of pure bliss. in response, you did your best to pathetically thrust your hips into him while you were hoisted up in order to feel as much of this sensation as possible. 

“w-wonwoo... you... you feel so good.” you softly gasped out, finding that talking had became way more difficult than it should be. 

and it was like in that moment, you broke him. his mind went haywire, and you suddenly heard him groan loudly - lips and tongue immediately finding place on one of your nipples.  

you don’t even know what to call the sounds that spilled out of your mouth in rapid succession as he kissed and sucked on your buds, but you felt the effects when wonwoo’s cock twitched as he heard them, still mercilessly grinding you into the wall. unable to help yourself, you used your free hands to run along the smooth expanse of his toned back and shoulder blades. the feeling only added to the several sources of stimulation you experienced while wonwoo switched to your other nipple, showing it just as much love. 

after a few more moments he returned to attacking your mouth, sucking salaciously on your tongue while one of his hands came up to cup the side of your jaw. you were so drunk on each other, and could feel every little touch times 100x. 

“f-fuck,” you stuttered, a very familiar and recognizable indicator to wonwoo that you were close. “i’m gonna....”

“me too, baby, me too” he managed to let out, his sensual strength not ceasing for a second. 

you then both felt sweet release crash over you at the same time, each spilling into your shorts.

wonwoo rested his head on your shoulder as he continued to hold you up in his grasp, both of you expelling heavy pants of air. you gently massaged your fingers into his scalp - knowing it was his absolute favorite thing that you would do whenever you’d finish together. 

“God, y/n, it’s like you were made for me.” he admitted. he then rose his head, making eye contact with you. “you really are my good boy, aren’t you?”

you once again felt heat in your face, and dropped your eyes to his chest, which still looked so delicious while rising and falling with his breaths. 

“I love you, woo.” was all you could manage to say, still trying to land from being on cloud 9. that nick name always stirred so many feelings in you, and in this moment it had instantly made you realize how sappily in love with your boyfriend you really were. 

wonwoo smiled, placing a kiss on your forehead before lowering you gently back to your own two feet. he ruffled your hair and then spoke up,

“alright, i guess we better hurry up and change. the others are probably right around the corner.” 

as if on cue, your heads snapped to the living room when the sound of a door bell rung throughout the apartment. 

“shit.”

© 𝐟𝐥𝐰𝐫𝐛𝐨𝐢 — all rights reserved

#wonwoo x male reader #wonwoo #wonwoo x reader #kpop male reader #kpop x male reader #seventeen male reader #svt x male reader #kpop lgbt #kpop m!reader #seventeen smut #wonwoo smut #seventeen suggestive #male reader smut #kpop x reader #seventeen x reader #seventeen x male reader

[stormblessed95]

Jikook in RUN BTS Mini Field Day Special Part 2

Focusing again on just jikooks moments, not anything else in this episode. Watch it all though if you havent!haven't! 40 minutes of beautiful chaos. You can read Part 1 Here.

Everyone teasing and roasting poor Jimin and trying to make him laugh during the ball challenge and they were successful! 🤣 Poor Jimin lmao

The giggles 🥰

For slippery soccer, they divided into 4 v 3. Jimin suggested giving up JK from his team so he could have the 4 person team with the rapline as his teammates. Lol for a funny underdog team. 🤣

Jimin blocking JK with his butt 😂

JK taking the penalty kick for red team, which was blocked but then bounced off Jimins head into the goal anyway. Lmfao! And then Jimin saying "I got a goal anyway!" And running over to slide into JKs arms for a victory hug of their shared goal, Jimins being a goal on his own team 🤣 they are so funny but this hug is so freaking cute, my god!

Jimin taking extra precautions after Jins injury lmfao and JK finding it funny 🤣

The longer the game went on, the more it just broke down into pure chaos. Lmao soccer to just straight up soapy wrestling 🤣 2 members blocking and wrestling Jin in the corner who had the ball, and then there is JK.... wrestling Jimin down on the other side of the court too. 🤣 because why not. And Tae being helpful by throwing more soap at them 🤣🤣 the straddling was not required JK lmao!

Which then followed the continuous butt slaps! We were up and moving on... but JK wanted one last dramatic ass slapping or 2 😏😂 because after this, Jimin tried and failed to get him back, so JK of course went down for another slap too 😂

Or maybe even 3. Because we need punishment ass slaps too 😭😅😂🤣

Jikooks good game handshake ending in the sweetest hug and back rub 🥰

They are just absolute goofballs 🤣 Save Jin! Lmao the Mcountdown reenactment. The joy they take in their silliness is what brings me such joy everytime too

In all honestly though, their excitement for Jin winning first with the Astronaut was so real and they were all so happy for him. It was so sweet and cute. Their support and love for each other is always so incredibly touching!

A super fun episode. I'm going to miss run bts so much until it comes back one day.

#jikook #kookmin #jikook run bts #jikook mini field day #jikook in 2022

[scintillasofbeomgyu]

˚ · . 𝘁𝘅𝘁 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻! — 𝙨/𝙤 𝙞𝙨 𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙚𝙙 𝙗𝙘 𝙤𝙛 𝙖 𝙩𝙚𝙨𝙩

pairing: txt x gn!reader

genre: fluff; comfort

word count: 1,1k

warning(s): mentions of stress and anxiety

requested: yes

a/n: i'm not that satisfied with these, but thanks for this cute request anon !! these also turned into something between reactions and headcannons i'm sorry 😭

᠃ ⚘ choi yeonjun:

no because he’s literally going to be the one insisting that you need to take a break and go on date with him

he would try to be patient at first, he would.

but the way you were sitting at your desk, chanting repeating the same lines from your textbook, over and over again, nearly had him thinking you were speaking in tongues– he’d even check to see if there were paranormal bodies lurking around

it’d hurt him to see you agonizing so much when you’ve worked so hard

is NOT taking no for an answer

“yeonjuuuun, please, just one more hour!”

“sure. when we get back. come on yn, get off your pretty ass. let’s go on a drive.”

would take you on a long, late-afternoon drive to some pretty outdoor place he found by accident (spoiler alert: he prepared a whole picnic basket 🥺)

would lay out the blanket, then your head in his lap before running his fingers through your hair

“you’ve worked so hard, you’re going to do so well baby, i promise. and if you don’t? you’re going to be the significant other of this future baller anyway.”

᠃ ⚘ choi soobin:

is startled when you storm into his room at the dorm with a huff; you throw your bag on the floor before climbing up onto the bed next to him and attaching yourself to his side

“i thought you were studying today?”

“don’t even ask” you’d say into his chest “math could be pouring out of my ears right now and i’ll still have no less anxiety than before”

he’d coo before placing his book on the nightstand and shifting so that you’d be more comfortable, and would place a lingering kiss to your forehead

soobin knew that you were a hard worker: hence the total adoration and concern in his eyes whenever he looked at you. you always pushed yourself, and sometimes it made you lose confidence in your abilities

“come on, I have an idea”

you would spend the entire day receiving the royal treatment !!

he’d bake all sorts of things for you, cuddle with you on the couch infront of the tv, would massage your feet and shoulders (spoiler alert: he’s really good at them 🥺)

“who even likes math? but my yn still manages to do their best everytime. i’m so proud of you.”

᠃ ⚘ choi beomgyu:

immediately switches off the new song he composed when you walk into his studio, but panic morphs into concern when he sees your limbs splayed across the sofa, head buried into the cushions

“i’m going to fail this test, but i need a break before i tear this textbook apart”

is well-aware that you’ve probably been overwhelming and underestimating yourself again

he’ll probably jest to lighten the mood, but will also affirm you ALOT

“eyyyy, what are you stressed about? even i could do– what’s this? alphabet sums? yeah, i could totally do these alphabet sums! and if my half a brain cell can, you’re going to ace it, jagi!”

WILL poke you until you get up and look at him, WILL give you a big phat hug, WILL give you a phat kiss on the lips 😖

and how can your heart NOT flutter at your adorably silly boyfriend

“i’m still going to fail though”

will bonk your head and lead you to his desk, will sit you down and let you listen to that song he was so antsy about

“here, take your mind off that test and give me some feedback”

would blush hysterically when you tell him you like it– it was about you after all (you lucky fish !!)

“just like you always support me, i will always support you, yn. you’ll do great tomorrow, i know it!”

᠃ ⚘ kang taehyun:

would be waiting outside your house the minute you sent him a text

he’d been busy with schedules, and was a little disappointed when you said you couldn’t hang out during his off day because of your test

but his idea of a “break” was so not what you had in mind

you’d come out in the clothes most suitable for a date, only to find him in sweats and a jacket– mans is literally taking you on a jog 😭

“come on, yn! nothing better than a little fresh air and exercise to get that brain-juice flowing” while you’re literally gasping for air behind him

but give him a chance! he just likes to tease!

after all the running, a bicycle is waiting lmfao, he’s sitting you on the back, don’t worry!!

will wrap your arms around him as he takes you on a relaxing ride along the Han River– and some chocolate covered strawberries are waiting for you at a spot on the grass !!

will drape an arm around your shoulder and peck your check before resting your head in his shoulder.

“i’m sure you’re pretty anxious about this test, but i believe in you. and if you ever need me to explain anything to you, i’ll do the best i can to help. no matter the result, i’m always proud of you, yn.”

᠃ ⚘ huening kai:

don’t @ me, but i can totally see him taking you to the karaoke room😭

he’ll definitely be really worried when he sees how anxious you are as you sit at your desk, but being someone who doesn’t really talk himself, he’ll probably just suggest it out of the blue

“come on, let’s go to the karaoke room!”

“kai, i need to not fail bio”

would nag on you until you finally cave in (how can you withstand those puppy dog eyes and those pouty lips!)

but instead of going out, you’ll do it in the livingroom

he’ll excitedly plug in the karaoke machine and the two of you would be screaming the lyrics of pop songs at the top of your lungs

when you get tired of singing, you’ll just end up dancing around the furniture– Kai moving in the way that made him question whether or not he was actually a practical dance student or not

but you're laughing and smiling and that’s all that matters to him 🥺

when you eventually fall onto the sofa in exhaustion, he’d cuddle up to you and rest his head on your shoulder

“i love you so much. you’re so smart and so beautiful, it’s unfair! you’ll do just fine on your test, babe. i know it. spanish? ha, just bonjour it up then!”

#txt imagines #txt reactions #moacabin #lsn.works #hybenet #kgardenet #txt #tomorrow x together #txt fluff #txt comfort #txt x reader #yeonjun #soobin #beomgyu #taehyun #hueningkai #kpop reactions #kpop scenarios #kpop fluff #kpop comfort #kpop

[ohmydamgods]

Some Leo Valdez Headcanons because I love him <3

You either like him, or you don’t? It seems very black and white around camp. On one hand, Leo is energetic and kind and his goofy personality makes him fun to be around. On the other, he’s always joking making him seem like he can’t be serious and his lopsided grin makes him seem untrustworthy

He’s generally really nice though to absolutely everyone. Regardless of never talking to Leo before, it’s common to see people ask him for a favor. He’s kind of hurt by it sometimes but he thinks he would prefer that than to not be talked to at all

That being said, all his friends adore him. Even if they don’t tell him. It’s pretty much impossible to just be acquaintances with him because Leo is just so out there that people feel comfortable with him really quickly

He has gorgeous curls that everyone touches. He kind of just sighs at it by now because someone’s hand is always in his hair and it’s sweet and all unless he’s busy unless it’s Calypso because she can if she wants to

Out of everyone in the seven, he’s the least threatening. Some of the seven have rbf like Percy, Annabeth, and Jason. And the others can go from 0-100 very quickly in terms of looking threatening. Then there’s Leo LMFAO He just can’t and it makes him the target most of the time (he’s not amused by it)

He’s very attatched to a very specific blanket in his room on the Argo ll because it’s weighted, he says it’s very comfortable and doesn’t let anyone touch it except for the one time when Piper was sick and wanted to stay with him

Speaking of Piper, Leo braids her hair all the time. It started at wilderness school because they were both stressed so Piper had just leaned into him and it was instinctive. Later on, when they were all hanging out on the Argo ll (ik not everyone was friends leave me alone ) Leo would just sit there quietly braiding her hair

When Leo’s sick he almost always has a fever and his fevers are mad high. Due to high heat resistance his like low fevers are 104. He scared the living hell out of Piper with this once because he felt like crap so he sat next to her and put his face in the crook of her neck and he was burning up

He can also just tell people’s temperature by sticking his hand against their forehead

He likes when friends give him validation but he absolutely cannot take a genuine compliment. One time Jason clapped him on the back, smiled, and went “nice job Leo, I’m proud of you” and Leo just looked at him and sputtered

He over-engineers blanket forts for no reason. He just thinks it’s fun. He was talking with Calypso and she mentioned she was bored so he spent three hours making a fort and both of them will agree it was the best thing Leo has ever built on such short notice

He wears a lot of rings! He just has a lot of them on each hand and it’s become like a mini tradition to give Leo one. His favorite ring is one that Harley made him

He gets really nervous when it comes to physical affection. Growing up, physical contact usually meant getting the crap beat out of him so he’s extremely wary of it. So if and when someone touches or hugs him, he tenses up and it takes a few seconds for him to force himself to relax

That being said, if he trusts you enough to initiate physical contact, he’s very touchy and he’ll seek you out if he wants a hug

When he’s tired he tends to let his guard down and it’s usually when he has serious conversations with people. When he wakes up the next day he doesn’t really remember what he said but he’s usually more comfortable around the person he talked to

Kids love Leo and Leo loves kids. Kids tend to not hide stuff and they leave their feelings out in the open. He knows how to interact with them because they aren’t complicating it by hiding everything. He says they’re like little machines except easier to understand because they tell him what they want

So at Camp if there’s a new little kid who’s pretty freaked out, they kind of just throw them at him and Leo will get them situated

However he isn’t good with babies and toddlers. He thinks they’re really cute and they still adore him and like to pull on his hair but he gets too nervous around them because they’re small, easy to hurt accidentally, and can’t communicate properly

He’s very specific with how he keeps his stuff. To anyone else, it seems like he just throws it around but there’s an order to the mess. If you mess it up, he actually gets really frustrated and upset (not necessarily at you but in general it freaks him out and he can’t do anything else until he fixes it) and it’s one of the only times Leo actually wants an apology instead of just letting something go

He apologizes every time he explains his feelings. At this point, he kind of just expects everyone to tell him to get over stuff so when anyone takes the time to sit with him and listen to what he’s saying, he apologizes a bunch but when he’s done he also says a lot of thanks

Some people around Camp think Leo is dating Piper and some people think he’s dating Jason. Leo isn’t dating either (mostly because if they were to break up it would be awkward asf), but everytime someone asks him about either one of them, he smiles and says “yes! I’m their boyfriend :)” simply because it’s fun to watch people be confused when someone else says he’s dating the other one and to annoy Jason and Piper

Leo and the Stolls are frenemies. They find each other mega annoying but they work well together so they pull off some pranks together

He likes to sing. His voice is really calming and a lot of people really love to hear it but he gets embarrassed easily so the only one who ever really gets to is Jason.

He also likes to dance. He’s not as great at it as he is at singing but he thinks it’s fun

He plays with peoples hands. He fidgets all the time and if there’s no trinkets for him to take apart and put back together again, he’ll grab Jason or Pipers hand and start rubbing his thumb across it and playing with their fingers

He builds little trinkets for people all the time. Just for fun and just because he can but he likes seeing people smile because of it. He does it to the newbies too. Just drops it on their bunk. They never figure out who leaves it until later because they have to find out who left it themselves

#jule.txt #leo valdez #leo valdez headcanon #piper mclean #jason grace #tlh gang #tlh #the lost hero #heroes of olympus #hoo

[lilacs-fandom-garden]

Incorrect Quotes 4

Ships: 

Errorink (lol I dont have much Errorink in my posts still, sorry)

Kreme/Driller 

Crossmare

Dustberry

Horrorlust

Scifell

Afterdeath 

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Geno, to Ink: I dare you to—

Dream: Ink isn’t allowed to accept dares.

Ink: Apparently I have ”no regard for my personal safety”

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Dust: Do you miss the imagination of childhood?

Cross: I never had one.

Dust: An imagination or a childhood?

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Horror: *accidentally hits Error in the face*

Horror: *trying to decide between saying “I’m fucking sorry” and “are you okay?”

Horror: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!

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Killer: Do you like my outfit?

Dream: Not as much as I like what's underneath it.

Killer, blushing: I- Dre-  

Dream: I need your chair. Get up.

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Horror: Do you know when you know someone, and you see that they have another, like, life away from you and it feels weird?

Dust: Like when you see your teacher in the grocery store weird, or like when someone you’ve known for a long time starts wearing a cowboy hat weird?

Horror: The… The first thing weird

Dust: Oh, that’s good, ‘Cause I was thinking about getting a cowboy hat

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Cross: You read my diary?!

Dream: At first, I didn’t know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

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Lust: Sorry, but you're under arrest for robbery.

Horror: What did I steal?

Lust, trying not to cry: My heart

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Dream: Killer and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us

Cross: *Sighing* What did Killer do?

Dream: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...

Killer: Who wants a steering wheel?

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Dream: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?

Killer: *chugs entire bottle*

Killer: It’s perfume.

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Killer, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today.

Dream: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a jerk!

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Killer, tending to Dream's wounds: How would you rate your pain?

Dream: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

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Killer: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.

Horror, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

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Dust: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao

Horror: What did you do!?

Dust: A MISTAKE

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Dust, addressing the squad: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.

Horror: But – that’s just a trash can.

Dust: It sure is!

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Dream: With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.

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Fell: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives

Sci: I wake up at 4:30 AM

Fell:

Fell: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

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Sci: If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise

Fell: I beg to differ

Sci: Then Beg

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Dust: You’re a lying, cheating, piece of shit! You’re not the person I married!

Blue: Fine then! We’re getting a divorce! And i’m taking the kids!

Dream, pushing the monopoly board away from them: …maybe we should stop playing…

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Dream: I relate to Belle because she loves books and likes people for who they are!

Ink: I relate to Tinkerbell because she needs attention or she dies.

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Killer: *dials 911*

Killer: hey i hate to be “that guy” but i glued myself to the ceiling again

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Ink: Things have actually been going really well with Error. Our friendship is in a really good place.

Ink: Last week I said, “Did you know the weiner dog is neither a weiner nor a dog?” Instead of saying, “Shut up, Ink,” they said, “Okay.”

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Lust: *signs a legal document with a glitter gel pen*

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Horror, dumping out a shopping bag full of Lunchables onto the table: Tonight, we feast.

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Error or Nightmare: *kicks “G” off Graveyard sign*

Error or Nightmare: Let’s get this party started.

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Reaper: Did Geno just tell me they loved me for the first time?

Cross: Yeah.

Reaper: And did I do finger guns back?

Cross: Yeah, you did.

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Sci: Name one time I haven’t acted professional

Geno: You’re holding a juice box right now

Sci: It’s to stop me from spilling my juice.

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*The Bad Sanses response to I love you*

Killer: Thanks fam!

Horror: oh no

Dust: *cries* I love you too

Cross: Sounds fake but okay

Error: *A flustered mess*

Nightmare: can i get a refund

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Sci: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.

Blue: What if it bites me and it dies!?

Sci: Then you’re poisonous.

Dream: What if it bites itself and I die?

Sci: That’s voodoo.

Error: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Sci: That’s correlation, not causation.

Horror: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?

Ink & Killer at the same time: That’s kinky.

Sci: Oh my God.

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Blue: Truth or dare?

Lust: Dare

Blue: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room

Lust: Hey Ink. 

Ink: Yeah?

Lust: Could you move? I’m trying to get to Geno. 

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Killer: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me

Horror: Okay, but in my defense, Dust bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.

Killer: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

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*The group is getting into the car*

Lust: I’m driving.

Geno, out of view: Shotgun!

Sci, turning to face Geno: Aww! But you had it on the way here-

Everyone except Geno: WOAH-

Geno, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun*

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A random stranger: Go to Hell

Nightmare, tearing up: I wish I could

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Error: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year… is me. That’s right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.

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Blue: I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship! ... And this knife I found.

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Dust: My life isn’t as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like.

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Killer: You know how I roll.

Killer: And I’m not talking about that time I fell into a pile of dung at the foot of a hill.

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Dream: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll.

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Killer: You seem familiar, have I threatened you before?

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Blue: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.

Fell: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.

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Horror: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?

Dust: Oh, I’m always running

Dust: The question is from what

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Blue: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE

Fell: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially

Blue, desperately, as Fell bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Fell: Oh! B positive.

Blue: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Fell:

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Horror: So what’s for dinner?

Dust, staring at the food they just burnt: Regret.

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Nightmare: Hey, you want some leftovers?

Cross: What's that?

Nightmare: You've never had leftovers???

Cross: No, because I'm not a quitter.

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Nightmare: You often use humor to deflect trauma

Cross: Thank you

Nightmare: I didn't say that was a good thing

Cross: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

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Sci, pointing: May I sit there?

Fell: That's my lap

Sci: That doesn't answer my question, Fell.

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Blue: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life

Dream: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?

Blue: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.

Ink: edible

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'Can I copy the homework?'

Horror: I can help you with it!

Killer: Yeah, sure.

Dust: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.

Error: lol nope.

Cross: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!

Nightmare: *Read 5:55pm*

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Nightmare: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Horror: >:O language

Dust: Yeah watch your fucking language

Cross: OKAY WHO TAUGHT DUST THE FUCK WORD?

Error: 'The fuck word'.

Killer: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time

Dust: Oh my god they censored it

Error: Say fuck, Killer.

Dust: Do it, Killer. Say fuck.

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Killer: Croissants: dropped

Horror: Road: works ahead

Dust: BBQ sauce: on my titties

Cross: Shavacado: fre

Error: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead

Nightmare:

Nightmare, grumpy: I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

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Nightmare: Everytime I hear someone talking about updog, I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke.

Horror: Okay, but what is updog?

Dust: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish.

Cross: Not, that’s a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.

Error: No, that's an update. You’re thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden.

Killer: Surely, that’s Uppsala, where’s updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.

Nightmare: That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs.

Cross: You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.

Dust: No, that’s an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway.

Horror: What’s a henway??

Nightmare: Oh, about five pounds.

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Killer: Dumbest scar stories, go!

Horror: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.

Error: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.

Cross: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.

Dust: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.

Nightmare:

Nightmare: I have emotional scars.

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Killer: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

Horror: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents

Killer: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

Error: Actually I did the math, Horror would have $225, not $0.15.

Horror: Fam I’m right here....

Cross: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Killer: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Cross: Sorry I only have a dollar

Killer: :(

Error: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Horror would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent

Cross: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

Error: You can buy anything you want with $22,500

Dust: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice

Error: Apply juice to what

Nightmare: Directly to the forehead

Horror: Great chat everyone

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Killer: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?

Horror: Have everyone stand.

Cross: Bring three more chairs.

Error: The most important ones can sit down.

Dust: Kill three.

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Killer: You're a loose cannon, Horror.

Horror: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?

Error: I think you play by your own rules.

Cross: No way, they think rules were made to be broken.

Killer: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.

Horror: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Dust is a loose cannon.

Dust: *smashes a chair*

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Cross: Are we really going to let Error keep Horror?

Killer: We kept Dust.

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Killer: Good morning.

Horror: Good morning.

Error: Good morning.

Cross: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.

Dust: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS

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Killer: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?

Horror: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies

Dust: Socks are Feetie Heaties

Cross: Forks are Stabby Grabbies

Horror: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties

Dust: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies

Cross: Stamps are Lickie Stickies

Error, annoyed: You are disappointments

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Dust: What’s something you guys are better than Killer at?

Error: Mario Kart.

Cross: Yeah, video games.

Horror: Emotional vulnerability.

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Dust: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.

Horror: This knife is actually a magic wand.

Cross: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.

Killer: *cocks gun* Magic missile.

Error: What the fuck is wrong with you people.

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Lust: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited

Geno: If?

Sci: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and he might not even die.

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Lust, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him

Geno: You did WHAT–

Sci: William Snakepeare

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Lust: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.

Geno: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you.

Sci: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-

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Lust: I can’t believe you live nearby, and you won’t let anyone crash at your place.

Geno: You people already know too much about me.

Sci: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place.

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Lust: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?

Geno: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.

Sci: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.

Geno: Good thinking.

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Lust: 'Person of interest' is almost too flattering.

Lust: Like, if the police were to pound on my door and go, 'A man has been murdered in your building and you are a person of interest,' I'd be like, 'Moi? Oh, do go on.'

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#crossmare #cross x nightmare #horrorlust #bloodlust #horrorxlust #dustberry #swapxdust #kreme #driller #dreamxkiller #killerxdream #errorink #error x ink #scifell #sciencexfell #scixfell #afterdeath #deathafter #genoxdeath #genoxreaper

[saintobio]

I couldn't control it when y/n saw Gojo and Sera together that I literally crushed the bread in my hand cuz I was having breakfast while reading the new update. It's sad that y/n feels like she has to go all through this torture for being with Satoru. I had fun reading the part where Naoya was pissing Gojo off but Naoya is still Naoya(that misogynistic bij). I literally cried when Toji said Gojo's lucky to still have his wife. Pain. It was all too much but I think Sera should expect these kind of things. Satoru is married to y/n and even if it's not out of love, there are parts to be played. I can't wait for y/n to let it all out. Ms.ghorl deserves all the good things in the world and I wish Gojo will go down miserably.

This was kinda long I am so sorry. Thank youuuu for today's update 💗 Take care,aiii❤️

Anonymous said

hope mc takes gojo’s words to heart and acts like she doesn’t care anymore. it’s like all the fboys channeled their energy into making gojo 😭 y/n also had chest pains again, which makes me wonder if she’s sick. also toji’s comment on how some wish their wife was still around :(( i hope y/n and him get together because he seems so supportive of her dream. it was so nice to see her have someone to talk to. maybe she can become a designer and build an empire with toji and leave gojo’s toxicity

Anonymous said

Aaaaaa the chapter was so goooooooood!! Toji my man let's run away and merge our companies and live a happy life! T^T Also, YO I was heavily sweating when y/n mentioned that Gojo can't make her pregnant hdkfbskxnskx Y/N YOU IDIOT 👀💦 And I'm really angy that Gojo blames y/n for his stupid ass falling asleep as well hskfbakjlebdw--- ANYWAY thank you for this chapter, heartache 10/10 would cry again. -🐳 (I hope this Emoji is still free)

Anonymous said

yeah no😀😀 lets date toji yeah? sounds like a great idea yeah?

im burning with anger if you cant tell— my stomach churns just from reading this—

DID GOJO SERIOUSLY TELL US TO STOP BEING AN ATTENTION SEEKER?? DID SERA REALLY BLAME US?? NO CAUSE IM SO FUCKING MAD AT BOTH OF THEM RIGHT NOW.

FUCKING SHITS BLAMING IT ON Y/N AGAIN FUCKING LOSERS ASS SHITFACE

everytime gojo gets soft with us he always throws his attitude back at us when it comes to sera😭😭

nothing can explain how mad i am right now. can we just date toji already? like... I CANT HOLD IN MY ANGER I FEEL DANGEROUS RIGHT NOW.

GOJO FUCK OFF. SERA FUCK OFF.

Anonymous said

I honestly have no words for this chapter. my heart is HURTING. I just wanna give sweet baby Y/N her happily ever after bc she deserves. i really hope her fashion career takes off and she gets to do what makes her happy. and Toji😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏hey bae. he was so sweet to her and it was so nice to read how she felt appreciated by him.

but here comes Gojo to ruin it like always😐. cmon gojo, let’s step outside rq😐. he’s such an ass and at this point idk if i wanna see him redeemed. cause does he deserve it? no, not at all.

but Ai, my sweetie honey bun boo bear, we have all been fed well😩😩❤️. plz keep up the good work and take care of yourself love <33333

-🧎🏽‍♀️

Anonymous said

IM SOBBING FROM THE LATEST CHAPTER OF SN GOOOODDDDD I'm tired of gojos bs why cant reader just run away and start her own business <//////3 uve really hurt us w this one T___T also im looking forward to the next chapter!!! this one was amazingly written as always !!!

Anonymous said

Gojo that son of a bitch!!!! he was kinda getting better ngl but he ruined it at the end.. But damnnnnn how can you write this good?!?! Literally can’t wait for the next part!!! I’m always checking your ac every hour LMFAO thanks for your hard work!! I don’t really like angst but your writing Is damn good honey!! <3

Anonymous said

ALSO HOW DARE GOJO CALL US AN ATTENTION SEEKER.. BAFFLED NOISES. HE IS ATTENTION SEEKER PERSONIFIED.

Anonymous said

after this chapter, i really hope that the mc has the courage to snap at gojo. like what he said was so hurtful i gasped 😹😭 i can’t wait for the mc to have her moment and be like “ i’m the reason why you’re getting so much attention w/o me, you ain’t shit” or “i’ll finally be the villian you portray me as”

i want the mc to have her #girlboss moment so bad 😭 and runaway with toji and be a great step mom to megumi living her with a company of designing clothes! honestly, sera and gojo deserve each other at this point bc they will both be their own downfall :/

anyway, you’re writing is absolutely so beautiful and amazing. i hope you stay well and happy! until next time ‼️💞

MY LOVEEESSS!! aaah thank u so so much for all these messages they were very fun to read i’m sorry i can’t respond to each of u individually but i’m doing my best to compile bc i don’t wanna seem like i’m ignoring you guys 😭

#saintobio.asks #series: sincerely not #🐳 anon #🧎🏽‍♀️anon

[seijorhi]

asks :))

what i have learned today is that y’all wanna get fucked by some monsters...

What does nostos mean? What language is it in? 🤔 also I of course loved it, mind blown as usual queen

it’s ancient greek! it means homecoming, the idea of a triumphant return home for the hero after a long journey. i found it through looking at the root of nostalgia. in this fic of course it’s kind of a grim tongue in cheek play on it. the reader’s coming back to the mountains, but she’s running away after a bad breakup, and the welcome she gets is... shall we say less than ideal haha

Just read nostos-

First of all as a person who reads monster shit- hell ya. Mhm. That’s some good shit right there. That was DELICIOUS horror. It actually had me a bit nervous and afraid to read what was gonna happen next 😳

Secondly- omg I wanna know what happened next (at the end) 👀 know what I mean??? 😼

ANYWAY AS ALWAYS you never disappoint and your writing is fantastic (if/when you write horror yandere stuff again I’ll be there- frothing at the mouth. A+++++ work ILY💖)

you want me to write the monster porn, just say it bby ghfjdkshgfjkd but ty

Omfg that fic was so good!

Did the readers mom know about monster kuroo?? Or was she just worried because of the previous murder? And did Kuroo somehow manipulate reader into coming back to the forest or was it just a big coincidence? (👁👄👁 there's no such thing as a coincidence)

Looking forward to your future work <3

ty nonnie!! i didn’t have the right space for it, but after kohsuke was ripped apart and eaten kuroo stayed by the reader’s side until late in the night, only disappearing when he heard the reader’s parents/search party approaching. they found her lying in pools of blood (and scattered half eaten body parts), shaking and unresponsive – they knew no animal could’ve done something like that. so they knew something lurked in those woods, but considering the reader had repressed the memories, her mom couldn’t just come out and say it <33

You are an AMAZING horror writer!!!

The uneasiness I got from the conversations with the mom is just *chefs kiss*

A+++++

ahh thank you!! horror is such a hard genre to write because i’m never sure if the suspense and everything’s gonna hit right haha

I read Nostos before going to sleep last night and at the time I was like “sure hope this doesn’t give me nightmares” and thankfully it didn’t lol. But I think I’m willing to take that chance again because it’s so GOOD and I think I’m just going to have to relive it – @ohno-otome

fhdjgbfhjkdfn i’m glad it didn’t give you nightmares bby!! but i also appreciate that haha, i’m an absolute wimp with scary movies and stuff but i just can’t stop watching them haha

I just wanna say that I was listening to "You're a psychotic villain playlist" on youtube while reading Kuroo's oneshot and I can't explain the emotions I felt, but I'd let Kuroo do things to me asdfghjkl – @itishebihime-samaforyou

ooh nice! sometimes the right playlist makes things doubly as fun haha

OH MY GOD!?!?! Nostos was soooo GOOD?!?!? Like it was so creepy (but in a good way), and scary and suspenseful!! And the ending!?!? Omggg honestly one my fav fics from you!! You did my mans Kuroo justice 🥺💖💕

TYYYYYYY i was genuinely concerned i was gonna scare everybody off haha

Ah! The new fic! Chiefs kiss! Magnificent! Bravo!🧚‍♀️✨🧞‍♀️🦖🦭🌹💫

tysm nonnie!!! <33

i’m pretty sure i’m in the same/similar timezone as you? and i do be staying up late to be one of the first to read your fics (i usually stay up late anyways). so imagine my surprise when i see you post in the afternoon. in conclusion, whether you post to align with your european and american readers’ timezone, my gmt+10 arse will still be one of the first to read your fics. also nostos sjdufigyyjf i have to admit, i recently just found out about monster fucking and nostos scratched the itch😫 i feel bad for kohsuke though

bby i always post at like 2-4 in the morning please get some sleep!! the fics will be there in the morning lmao. i kinda low key forget about my aussie/gmt+10 followers because i think there’s like... 3 of you haha

Honestly if i could give u a dollar everytime i got off to your fics, you'd probably be rich by now

lmao the idea that people find my fics hot enough to get off to still blows my mind lol

your newest kuroo fic was so SO good!! its totally okay if you dont want to answer this so you can keep things ambiguous but is monster kuroo planning on killing the reader after he's...done with them

thank you, bby!! but no, monster kuroo isn’t gonna eat her – he’s had plenty of chances to do that if that’s what he wanted, but he has other plans for the poor reader

RHI, I WANT TO STATE FOR THE RECORD THAT I AM OKAY WITH MORE MONSTER FUCKING IN THE FUTURE. i also want to say im not a monster fucker, but that just feels like a lie at this point. okay, now that that's off my chest, i love it. the mystery, the connections of kuroo to a cat. kuroo's probably gonna go and batter around his prey once they're under his grip like my cat does. hopefully the reader will come out somewhat unscathed, if they are ever allowed to leave 😌 love this, love how different it is, the way kuroo just tries to weasel in. very monster and yandere vibes, very you. have i said i love this yet?? id willingly let him get me drunk on his cock, maybe never leave the peace of the mountains again

‘i want to say that i’m not a monster fucker’ bby the denial will get you nowhere haha. just lean in and embrace it hgfjkdlkfgjnkdl ahh but thank you this is such a sweet ask ILY!!!

Omg omg the monster thing kuroo was in ur latest fic is so familiar to me abdhdmfnjfjf. I remember being told abt a monster with VERY SIMILAR characteristics to it (aka the not being able to go inside a house unless invited and using fire to lure ppl out) AND JFC IT TERRIFIED ME. Esp how when i told ppl around me and they didnt recognize what it was, but it was somehow known to the kid that told me abt it.

(Some ppl thought it was familiar but still didnt know what it was)

Do u know what im talking abt? Hopefully u do

-🥚

GHFJDK so the monster in this is kind of based off the nekomata spirit in japanese folklore - they can appear like people, torment victims by reanimating the corpses of their loved ones, they’ve been blamed for forest fires, so it was just fun to use that as a basis and then go buck wild haha. anyway thanks for the ask bby!

Rest In Peace Kohsuke, you would’ve loved Haikyuu season 5😔✊– @joyvstheworld

poor kohsuke deserved better, i’m just mean to the oc’s i throw into fics haha

Monsterfucking ❤❤❤❤❤❤ a little annoyed you're making me simp for yan Kuroo though (a vibe tho tbh). You're so extremely talented!!!! &

This is probably a stupid question, but how did Kageyama react when he couldn't find y/n? How is life with yan Suga? I imagine probably awful BUT yknow maybe the stockholm syndrome set in fast lmao. Sorry, I'm going on a binge reading your stuff. - @oracleofdin

i will not apologise for making you simp for kuroo he deserves it the man’s a snacc. and as far as your second question, suga’s a very caring, very smothering kinda yandere, so i guess in some ways it’s better than what the reader had with kageyama but... pick your poison haha

That was so good. I’m so shook rn I can’t comprehend anything but how good that was and how good a writer you are

TYSM NONNIE!!! <33

Ok, so, I just read Final Girl and the lil' ticket addition to it and just---

Well, ok I've been playing Dead by Daylight a lot lately? And I'm just picturing Tetsu as the newest killer "The Trickster" and I'm positively RANDY.

Your writing is ALREADY thirst inducing and just as satisfying, but this has SENT ME- If you're not familiar, please...

https://youtu.be/iowkiPobYYQ

Understand my thirst. (I'd also like to clarify, I use a different skin for him that gives him black hair and he looks like Kuroo with an undercut.)

~ @the-casual-hedonist 🌸

i love how feral y’all got for final girl kuroo. like bo and akaashi had his fans, but i put a spiked bat in kuroo’s hands and y’all lost your goddamn minds and i love to see it. fghdjkvhfjdkls thanks for the ask bby

idk why but I love preggo reader as long as I don't pretend it's me 😢✋ I hate babies n pregnancy anywhere else other than horny haikyuu fics

i think that’s a valid thing for a lot of fans. the idea of breeding is sexy, the actual getting pregnant and having a kid thing... not so much. but especially with non-con scenario’s, it’s more about the aspect on control than the actual desire to have kids. but yeah, i feel you

Sorry to bother but uh was just wondering in fracture did Osamu kill his wife or was it actually an “unfortunate event” ? Love your work btw!!

he most certainly did :))

LMFAO RHI i totally get not liking cheating/infidelity fics (towards reader) bc IT HIRTS ME SO BAD I CANNOT HANDLE THOSE.

id be reading fics those fics like: tf you mean my yandere aimt gonna baby me and only want me??🤨🤨🤨⁉️‼️

EXACTLY! listen i get that it’s a fucked up fantasy, but in my fucked up fantasy you damn well better have the decency to be loyal smh

Finders keepers is the most beautiful thing I've read by you: I read it twice like I normally do and here's what I figured out the second time (that's when I analyze it and find the little tidbits of things that are much darker than they appear (: )

To start I LOVE THE DETAILS OF THEM NEVER TEACHING READER ANYTHING- at first I assumed "oh they might see her as a little sister or child or something" but realized thAT WAS THE ISSUE!! they infantilize her and isolate her from everyone but her group. the small details like that are what make the story amazing 😎💅

ahh thank you so much, nonnie!! pls this is making me soft 🥺

I just wanted to stop by and say that I love your writing and I hope you're doing well!!! Drink plenty of water and keep up the amazing work :) but seriously you're one of the best fanfic writers I've seen on tumblr! I read your "Imitation" piece about kuroo and i keep coming back to it, it's so good! I did want to ask if you think it'd be possible for the reader to ever escape with the baby (or at least attempt to). Or if Kenma would "help" at all just to put an end to kuroo's antics lmao

kenma would in no way help the reader, and tbh by that point if kuroo did get her pregnant, she’d be far too emotionally dependant on him to actually even want to leave, but thanks for the ask!

You know who I think would be a perfect Yandere in the JJK world? Choso.

🚨Spoilers Ahead🚨

After being locked in a glass jar for however long he was, and all that happened with his brothers, I feel like he would absolutely never let his darling out of his sight. He would be possessive. Obsessive. And Oh So delusional. Sure he’d be your anything - he truly is a softy - but to what end?🤤

choso would make an excellent yandere, ngl 😌

what au/troupe of your fav character(s) that you have written do you like the most?

(rlly hope this makes sense🙏)

i am always a slut for soulmate au’s :))

#ask #anon #rhi answers #ohh so many asks #i love you guys <33 #fic q's

[bitchiha]

i need some fluff huhu. can i have naruto with mom reader hc or imagines? thank u 😍

A/N: ive never done anything like this before but I like this idea 10/10

Also special credit / mention to @softnaruto because we talked about some of these ideas but w Iruka not a mother figure lol

✎ Being Narutos Mother Figure *sparkles but they’re on fire bc this is chaotic*

Overall, before I get into the details, I’d say this is a very chaotic task lol. You’re probably half dead after dealing w his ass for so long, but seeing this boy that you thought of as your own son grow up before your eyes is so rewarding. It’s great, so wholesome 100/10.

You and Iruka definitely co-parent

Naruto would be constantly protecting you from Jiraiya. Like he doesn’t want the man near you. Runs over to you whenever Jiraiya is nearby and starts screaming “Missus Y/N, run! Pervy Sage is here, I’m doing you a favour, believe it!” No but in all seriousness, take Narutos advice because I know Pervy Sage is tryna hit it.

You end up having to talk to Jiraiya eventually though because you need to know what’s going on with Naruto and the Akatsuki and what you can do to help. Naruto will watch over the interactions like a hawk. Will whip a chopstick at Jiraiya if he tries anything on you, “Back it up pervy Sage! I said three meters apart, there’s no excuse!” So you’d have to meet eachother in secret because you won’t be able to discuss much when the blondies around.

Also, the amount of times you’ve chased his ass around the village after he got into some major trouble is too many times to count. He’s running as fast as he can away from you because he knows you’re gonna whoop his ass lol. Probably even uses his shadow clones, but you know better than to fall for those stupid tricks. No but fr, it’s a really good workout tbh you probably ran a marathon.

You treat him to ramen whenever he comes back from a mission. Sometimes Iruka comes along as well and you both alternate who pays the bill. Naruto always challenges you to a ramen eating competition. Luckily Iruka is there to hold you two back because he knows neither of you are financially stable enough to endure that damage to your wallets.

Literally everyone; Konoha 11, kakashi, iruka, Jiraiya, Tsunade, etc... always threaten Naruto by saying that they’ll tell y/n he’s not cooperating. It works like a charm everytime. There’s no way he wants to hear you lecture him for a good 2 hours. He’d rather get rasenganed into the face than listen to your horrible attempts at being wise.

You always ruffle Narutos hair when you see him. It’s like your signature sign of affection. You also call him “kid” all the time or “youngster” even though you’re like the same age as Kakashi and therefore not old yourself.

He calls you miss. He sometimes calls you Aunty y/n. Refuses to just call you y/n because he wants to be respectful, he looks up to you as a figure of guidance no matter how much he’ll deny it. So no matter how many times you tell him not to call you miss, he will.

Lots of walks! Like you’ll wait for him with Iruka at the village gate when Narutos supposed to return from a mission. It’s like parents picking up their kid from a field trip aweeee. You’ll pack some snacks for the three of you and he fills you in on his missions. He’ll always be like, “Awe no way! Thanks Missus Y/N. You’re the best!” When you give him all the food you packed.

He always comes to you for advice or to rant to you about Sasuke, Sai, Sakura and literally all the other Konoha 11. Lol, but he will rant about you to Iruka and Jiraiya all the time, little does he know you do the same.

Would purposely set you into mama bear mode on Sai for his own amusement. Like he just gets a kick out of watching you confront Sai about calling Naruto some absurd obscenity and watch poor Sai just stand there like: (°_°) lol what do I do? Naruto is snickering behind a tree because he just made that all up. Yamato probably has to intervene when he sees it. Will have to woodstyle justu you when he realizes you’re in mama bear mode.

Hes such a troublesome rat. You love him though. He’s your troublesome rat-son.

Naruto is used to you being hot headed like Tsunade when he gets into trouble, but if you ever take the disappointed route instead, he will cry lol. Like he hates that you’re actually disappointed with him, he didn’t mean to trick you into yelling at Sai, please forgive him.

All celebrations are done with Kakashi, Iruka, Naruto and yourself. Since you all don’t really have any real family to celebrate with, you’ve made your own. It’s so chaotic tho lol.

These events are always ‘surprises for Naruto’ so the cooking is up to you and Kakashi, but Kakashi is so fast at cooking he doesn’t even let you do anything. You have to physically stop him so you could do some of the work. Meanwhile Iruka sets up decorations for the event and he’s probably singing festive songs LOOL. Plus he can’t sing so it’s an extra headache ontop of you yelling at Kakashi to let you do some work.

Then you all surprise Naruto with your half burnt food (while you were fighting the food most definitely lit on fire) and extremely cheesy decorations. Oddly Iruka even decorated the floor. Like wtf. Anyways, Naruto doesn’t really care about how bad it actually was, he was just happy to have people around him that cared enough to invite him to a celebration.

The food is inedible so you go to Ichirakus instead and somehow persuade Iruka into paying for all four of you <3 this happens every holiday so he ends up just saving his money in preparation for it.

Naruto tries to be a matchmaker for you LMFAO. He tries to get you and Iruka together which ends so awkwardly omg, then he’ll try and get you and kakashi together which was even more awkward and DONT get me started on Yamato omg.. He was so nervous he just stared at you the whole time like a googley eyed tree frog or something. Each time you catch onto Naruros little Cupid schemes you tell him to buzz off and that you’re not interested, but he doesn’t listen.

Your other holiday celebrations may be badly executed, but you actually host the best birthdays for him!! You pair up with Tsunade, Shizune, Kakashi, Iruka and Sakura to throw him really memorable birthdays. They may not make up for all the ones he missed celebrations for already, but you do your best to make these extra memorable.

At the end of the night after every birthday party, you walk him home and pat his shoulder sadly talking about how he’s growing up so fast. You probably end up crying because you're sad the little doofus is maturing somewhat. You tell him that and he laughs. Once you’re at his apartment door he’ll grin tiredly and give you a big hug. “Thanks again, aunty y/n.” You probably cry again on the way home bc he actually hugged you. That’s so sentimental omg. That is roughly about what happens every single birthday.

For your birthdays he treats you to ramen and gets you some weird kitchen gadget or something. Figures you’re an adult and they probably need these things. You don't, but you appreciate the gift anyway. 

He buys you flowers every Mother’s Day. It makes you so emotional. You definitely cry. “Awe missus y/n! Not again. You’re so emotional.” He probably starts crying too though lol.

It breaks his heart to see you cry omg. Poor baby is like a lost puppy when you cry. Like not you’re over exaggerated crying, but your said painful crying. Once, after hearing some distressing news about the Akatsuki, you just break down. Naruto has become a son to you after all and you want to protect him so badly, but how can you do that when you’re up against powerful rouge ninjas? You cried in front of him for the when you two were having your weekly dinners at your place, all the sudden you just burst out crying and it hurt him so much because he knew it was because you were so worried about him.

Honestly, he probably ruffles your hair —like you do to him — in attempt to cheer you up. “It’s okay, Aunty y/n. I’ll take care of it, everything will be okay, believe it!”

Oh yah also, speaking of weekly dinners! You guys definitely get together at least once a month or if it’s a good time, once a week to have dinner. We all know Naruto only survives on ramen, so you try and cook him healthy food, but my god he resists so hard. Then you give him that warning look and he chows down that salad so fast lol.

It would be 10/10 he's a great kid

#naruto shippuden #naruto #naruto headcanons #naruto imagines #naruto x reader #incorrect naruto quotes #kakashi hakate #iruka umino #jirayia

[jrueships]

The vampire Russ thoughts you have given out are 😌. He def speaks in a Dracula sort of way sometimes, idk if it’s just me

BUT the main reason for this ask is for some redacted Marcus/giannis thoughts. Or some Chris Paul/ others thoughts, in honor of the finals being almost over!

He is DEFINITELY Dracula core LMAO like dark academia fancy man but... with more fashion

Like... you cannot show me This and NOT tell me he's a fancy possible vampire kin WNDNSKNX

I'm just like. Obsessed with russ as a whole. I know some people don't like him and for valid reasons but like... he's so?? Interesting??? On the court he is unhinged but off the court he's just ?? Chill. Like basketball is anger therapy for him and when hes done with it, he's done LMAO. He sits all fancy and elegantly sips his wine from a glass and braids his kids' hair like!!! King shit man! After a hard day's work of screeching on court, he can lounge back on his throne and speak softly in his weird little mafia king pin sounding sweet voice: totally unbothered. Like!!!! That's so enigmatic to me!!he's so interesting !!!! A truly magnificent Dracula man...

OKAY BUT ABOUT. .... THEM....

HMM....

I think they're a lot like john/trae where they're definitely on the VERGE of being sexy together when they're having sex... but their goofy personalities just ruin the moment (not for them but for normal humans who don't laugh at every single thing LMAO) ... BUT I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT THEM ANYWAYS... I just don't know if it's HOT. Yknow like those are my fav ships. When they have sex but they don't have to have like... the perfect porno version of sex where everything is always hot and perfect and?? Yeah LMAO. I like when they're a bit more realistic and have to pause and ask if something is ok like?? Idk!!that's my shit! Idk maybe that's just me???

ANYWAYS REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED...

Okay. We all know about Mr. Foreplay at night Antetokounmpo. And we ALSO know how much raw short king energy Marcus exudes... I feel like on those special nights, maybe after a hard fought game where they're both competitively Pissed at each other (giannis moreso than Marcus.)... the goofiness is flown out the window for just. Straight up fierce, competitive sex. Whoever c*ms first loses. AJBDJS just practically wrestling. Like.. picture after a Celtics bucks game. Marcus has been bothering giannis nonstop with his defense and giannis is fucking. Mad. Nostrils flared, shoulders hunched up. He hasn't been getting any foul calls and the refs have not been on his side at All during the Marcus defense. In fact, they found it amusing how a 6'3 man can stop a Greek Giant. And they aren't the only ones laughing, because everytime Giannis turns back to look at the little defender... he's got the widest grin with two taunting smile lines adjacent.

Oh hell no.

After a tiresome game, normal players would have went straight to their hotel to take a long nap... but giannis wasn't Normal people. He's storming right into the Celtics locker room, right as Marcus is sending away some straggler rookies from the locker because he Already Knows what's gonna go down.

Giannis has the politeness to wait for everyone to leave before walking Marcus so far into his locker that the defender's knees buckle and he has to sit literally inside the locker looking up at Giannis's looming form. Two big hands at each side of the locker, Giannis cranes himself down at just. Glares at Marcus and his permanent smug smile. Normal people would have shit their pants if they saw this 6'11 man staring like he wanted to rip their intestines straight from their body, but Marcus wasnt normal people. He just grins a big toothed smile and states matter-of-the-factly "you played like shit today."

Next thing he knows, he's smirking at Giannis eye to eye level now that Giannis has him slammed high up a wall, supporting his lower half with strong arms. Marcus's legs wrap around and his hands are already trying to claw marks into the other's skin, tearing at the jersey. Marcus digs into Giannis's back, as if it was the only latch he had onto life. He doesn't care that Giannis has to tighten the hold when he leans over to try and rip a bite into his carrier's neck, in fact, he Likes making Giannis struggle for it. For him.

So yeah, in short, they have locker room sex.

AS FOR LIKE.... just in general ideas of them doing redacted UHHHH

Marcus Definitely gives Giannis lapdances.

But he's got rules that are held in place with an iron fist. Sometimes he says that Giannis can't touch him or he'll have to bind Giannis down into a chair to keep him steady while Marcus Gets To Work. Of course, giannis laughs it off and promises that he won't lay a finger on Marcus. It's simple, all he's gonna do is just dance on his lap? He won't disturb that. Nothing bothers the Greek Freak.

So Marcus keeps him to his promise and climbs into his lap. And straddles him. And he does one long R o l l of his hips, right down where Giannis is feeling the hottest and

O h .

γαμήσω..

Giannis WANTS to keep his hands at his side, wants to keep them steady but Marcus's hips are Right there just Right There and his body is Right there and his bright smile is Right There and his cute freckled face is grinning Right There and he's so close and . Fuck he's so close. He's so fucking close-

Giannis whines and pleads and begs and gives his best puppy eyes. But Marcus holds him to his promise despite it all.

And then, to make Giannis squirm even more, the shirt comes off and Giannis can see just a Hint of a bare skinned hip peeking out from Marcus's pants and Oh Fuck. He's gotta. He's gotta.

Marcus is so slow with his dancing, planting kisses so sweet like he wasn't the one killing Giannis. Like he was playing unaware at what he was doing to Giannis. It was so hot and Marcus was Right there and it'd be so easy to. Just can he Please take off his pants? Both of them? Please? The underwear is constricting everything and it's so- he's so close. Fuck. He's so close. And-

Y e a h . So marcus gives Giannis lapdances.

In sex, they both kinda take turns teasing the other. Even when Giannis is smothering Marcus deep into the mattress with each thrust, Marcus always finds the energy to twist his head back and snicker at how concentrated Giannis is, how sweaty his face is. If Giannis tries to shut him up by sticking his fingers down his everyapping jaw, Marcus simply responds by biting. Still, Giannis takes it as a challenge and responds with his own quips, finding the most success during the aftercare when Marcus is too tired to retort.

After cleaning themselves off in the shower (and having a mini towel whip fight), they both cuddle under the covers. Marcus and Giannis both attempt to be the big spoon, usually ending up with their limbs tangled under the sheets. Giannis whispers about how much he liked seeing Marcus's eyes roll, about how cute his noises were. And Marcus just mutters for him to shut up and weakly hits him with a pillow.

AND FINALLY... just mini thoughts about them..

- giannis sometimes speaks Greek when he gets Really into sex. And he mumbles songs in Greek while he sleeps. Sometimes Marcus wakes up from a nightmare, stays up for a bit, but then hears the faint murmuring of an odd tune sang from his boyfriend's sleepy lips... and it lulls him back to rest.

- as much as giannis prides himself over being a Greek Freak, he's honestly not All that freaky. Just has a high sex drive, really. So does Marcus so their restless libidos work in tune.

- giannis likes pulling at Marcus's braids and trying to undo them. Marcus fucking kills him for it though LMFAO

- giannis does have a 'ring for blowjob' bell. Sometimes Marcus throws it at him if he's not feelin it JABDJAB

- giannis calls Marcus "stinky" in greek but says that it means "I love you" in greek

- giannis is still trying to introduce 'sexy roleplay' into the bedroom but it just ends up spiraling into two theater kids trying to act out their theater kid dreams

ANYWAYS... YEAH... they THEM. A very teasing kinda... unstoppable force vs unmovable rock KABDJSN UHHHH yeah! Those are my redacted marcus/giannis thoughts LMAO. I HOPE U LIKE IT LITTLE ANON!!

I WILL REBLOG THIS WITH CP3 CONTENT SOON!!!!!!!!!! busy rn so if this sounds insane it's because it is LMAO but YEAH. S o o n

#i feed my anons like feedinf baby birds #open up <3 #shoves useless marcus giannis ideas down ur throat IABDJS #marcus/giannis #russy west #ted asks #MANY MANY THOUGHTS ABOUT T H E M

[mansionofmuses]

Alright fuck it I figured it's time to put my nuts in the ring when it comes to writing up rwde reviews about shiddy writing.

I already made a post about how closure doesn't exist in rwby, so that SHOULD trim this a bit. Hopefully.

These last two of seasons of rwby have been ASS and idk even know where to start. So lemme do some character progressions instead of jumping all over the place. Let's start with my fav: Neo. And I'll be as unbiased as possible.

Starting from v6, she came back and teamed up with Cinder. Cool? Cool. Fair enough. V7 onwards she's been treated like a BITCH by Cinder and has visibly shown her disdain for that on screen. And yet she still chooses to hang with her? Why? Like... Genuinely why? Is Neo not like the stealth queen? And the driver of a thousand vehicles? Why does she even need Cinder? Could she not have just jacked an airship herself, flown to Atlas after getting the info from Cinder, and began her hunt there? Instead she's just some minion to her now? Okay fine so let's say their team up makes sense in some odd world. Why the fuck would Neo agree to go to Cinder in the Satan Whale? Why? Why the fuck is she there? After being denied multiple times to get to Ruby and even being treated like shit with visible disdain, she should have absolutely left with a middle finger to Cinder. But nope. We get to see her be visibly uncomfortable in this cult and clearly wants out. Which she does, so good shit. She snatches the lamp and heads out. Fair enough, I guess? I don't know why the fuck she trusts Cinder to go back to her after being treated like shit. After Cinder's doodoo attitude towards her, Neo should be like "wow maybe she's lying to me about roman lemme check with this genie bitch" but no. And don't say "oh well she can't talk so jinn wouldn't be able to answer her." Fuck that. 1. I should hope that the password wouldn't be so ableist against mute people. 2. Neo's resourceful as hell. Text to speech and boom. There ya go. Instead she goes back to Cinder like a lost puppy after being shown multiple times how much she hates her. Why the fuck does she need Cinder to get to Ruby? I have no fucking idea! And then everyone's favorite scene. I know I know she killed Blake's hip atta-- I mean character devel-- I mean Yang. That scene. Was doodoo. And I'll get into more intricacies about it much later. But for now, why the hell was Neo so sloppy in that assassination? Like gurl you revealed yourself so early from, apparently so far away? Pretend to be a passerby with everything disguised (I saw that lamp) impale her and boom. Done. Not sure why she went for a slash either when a thrusting weapons like that would be best for a quicker impale. It would have made any on screen death so much more confirmed instead of up in the air bullshit.

Next we have Ironwood. Oh James. How far you've fallen. I don't really understand what the hell they're doing with this character any more. Like... At all. I fully expect him to turn into the joker and join salem at this point lmfao. At first he was complex, but cool, right? Ok a stern leader who still wants to help people and see team rwby in beacon grow and be successful. Fair enough. Then came v4 and he was like "hey yang. Heard about the arm. Here ya go homie." That was pretty cool to give to a young veteran. Fair enough. But good god once v7 hit, everything just went haywire. He started making the dumbest decisions. Kind of. I understand how he's like "aite let's sack mantle to ensure atlas lives cause otherwise both parties will be dead." except idk why he didn't just make a plan to evacuate everyone to mantle first but whatever. I mean team rwby did it like... In a day? Shouldn't have been hard. Then he started losing his fucking mind. There was an entire thing about trust issues and plans (ngl I didn't care enough to pay much attention) and he ends up wanting to arrest the kids more than actually stopping Salem. Like homie. Why. You have a gang of strong ass hunters on your side, don't just throw that away. They could say "acab fuck the police anarchy reigns" and you should still keep them just to fight literal satan on your doorstep. But he fucking drops everything and resources and materials on arresting them. Like why???? And then he just shoots a child just because? And he goes around full fascist mode and his character is just gone at that point. He literally actively wants to kill the people of Mantle now instead of stopping Salem and I don't fucking get it. He could literally plot with salem about how to nuke mantle and I'd be like "shoulda seen it coming". And then when he gets outta jail he kills Jacques... Just cause? Like why? I understand Jacques let Salem's forces in and eventually led to this shit show, but like... Atlas was falling. Just leave. I don't understand. But I guess it's to show how hateful he is towards those who oppose him, so whatever. Idk I'm so done with him. This man is just so boring I just can't wait for him to get killed off so we can be done with him. I'm sure I missed a fuckload of intricacies about Ironwood but I really don't care at all about this schmuck.

Next on the shitlist is the entirety of team rwby. Just to compact it all into one. Ruby has been getting on my nerves SO much. She is so holier than thou and always right. If she had just openly talked with Ironwood about all these secrets and shit, none of this would be happening. Yeah there would be panic, but homie what's the alternative? Fight in secrecy against the police and Salem?

"hey Ruby I noticed that lamp you keep hanging around. What is that?"

"oh uhhhh definitely not a grimm magnet HAHAHAHAH"

Like no shit everyone's gonna be pissed when you lie to them and keep these secrets. Also these plans are dogshit. "We gotta get a message out." To who??? The rest of the world is gonna see some lil kid be like "hey Ironwood's gone crazy and some evil witch bitch is here tryna kill us all." Like who are they gonna believe? A random girl or the fact that ironwood is the head of the largest military state in the world? For all they know it's just some prank and it's totally unbelievable.

Team RWBY sippin team for v8 and doing nothing all volume? Nice. "But they needed to protect Nora." You mean to tell me Ruby, May, Blake, and Weiss all had to be there to protect someone. The Grimm attacked once and that was it. You guys have no medical history. At all. All you did was wrap her up and drink tea during the volume where there's a literal war happening outside. You don't just "wait for help" you ARE THE HELP you're hunters you fucks! Go out and get shit done. Have like one person stay behind just in case shit goes wrong. Preferably Weiss so she can have those meaningful conversations with her family members she never fucking had. But whatever. Ruby and Yang get into... A fight? That lasts for five seconds when they leave and then when they see each other again it just doesn't matter so I'm not sure why the fuck it was brought up at all. It had no impact whatsoever. And there's a ton more I'm sure I'm just burning out at this point. But let's just talk about the big shit. Yang's death. Everyone's saying she'll come back because plot armor but I'm in the "I genuinely think she's dead" group. She turned to Dust as she fell. I mean who knows maybe Deus Ex machina rears it's convenient head. I hate hate hate how that scene was done. That was such an unbelievable death. Weiss, Ruby, and even Blake all have ways of catching her. Easily. Weiss has like fifty ways of catching someone between summons and semblance. Ruby can teleport around the world. And Blake can just shadow clone jutsu her way there but WHATEVER. I guess everyone was too busy being nerfed and sucking ass. Again. And the reactions? Dog shit. Even when she sacrifices herself for Ruby, it's still all about the bees. It's so genuinely annoying. Ruby just whispers her sisters name and that's pretty much it aside from a >:( face here and there. Weiss doesn't even grieve she just comforts Blake who's losing her shit. And I don't know why Weiss doesn't grieve cause SHE WAS HER HOMIE TOO LIKE C'MON RT LET'S SEE SOME UGLY SOBBING DAMN so now everyone's gone feral (except Weiss who just doesn't give a shit about Yang apparently.) And despite Blake saying "yo let's not kill people aite Yang?" She's gonna say fuck that and have it out for Neo and Cinder out of revenge. Alright I guess. That's fair honestly. Challenging ones own morals based on emotions. Good enough. But god I just wished we could see more from Ruby and Weiss during that. Also I'm so sick of the "oh this character fell are they dead are they not?" Thing that rt keeps doing. Just have Neo impale her and go. Easy as that. On screen confirmation. I'm sure team RWBY has a fuckload more to crit but I'm done with this topic.

Winter. Bootlicking to the extreme that she casts aside her own sister and doesn't care if her friends die. Nice. No closure at all after she turns back to being a good guy I guess. I'm done with her. Not a whole lot to say.

The aceops are just so dumb. I'm done with them. Everytime they talk about genocide for the good of atlas I'm just rolling my eyes. Just say you're fascists and move on. And idk why the fuck harriet is gonna bomb an empty mantle. Atlas is already falling on it, you literally have no reason to do this. And this plot point is stupid as hell. Next.

Cinder. I'm not sure why they decided to randomly drop her background story into the mix. Like I don't think anyone gives a shit after all the crap she's done. I'm so sick of rt trying to make her some "uwu woe is me" woobie after doing so much shit and killing so many people. Her uwu crying moments are just stupid. Honestly watts is one of my fav characters just for telling her how crappy she is. Next

Hazel. Homie is dumb as hell. He hates Ozpin because his sister died in a mission. Fair enough. Why the fuck would you ever join Grimm Hitler when Grimm are what killed her in the first place??? Like??? Just hate him on your own time dude, jesus. And he is consistently hypocritical and it's so stupidly funny how bad this character is.

"HOW MANY MORE CHILDREN WILL YOU HURT OZPIN" as he beats the piss outta Nora, Ren, RWBY, Oscar, and probably some random five year old on the street while shouting OZPIIIIN to the skies. It also didn't take a whole lot to convince him how stupid he was thank god. His character was so cool in design and in theory but good god he got executed soooo fucking poorly. Kinda glad he's dead just so we don't have to deal with his stupidity. Next.

Emerald. This bitch. I can't. I LOVE how easily rwby just forgave her. It was so stupidly funny. "oh but yang was ready to fight her at first and snatched her weapons" yeah for five fucking minutes. Then came the part where she helped stabilize Penny and gave a half assed speech about switching sides. Meanwhile everyone's just magically forgiving of her like OH THAT EMERALD AHAHAH like she didn't help orchestrate the fall of Beacon, the death of many, including Penny, and all the terrible shit that's gone down. No resentment from RWBY except for my favorite line delivered this volume. It was Weiss's ever so beautiful "SHUT UP" LOL (I play Smite and I love how her VVGQ Quiet voice line sounds the same. So when I heard this line, I thought of Smite and immediately laughed. Kudos to you Weiss.)

Salem. The hound attacked Penny in the mansion... Why? You already established connection with Watts in jail. Did he not tell her "ay she cool with us." And in turn did she not tell him "ay she cool with us don't hit her"? I guess not? Cause the hound and penny shoulda bounced together the second they met up lmao. Other than that, salem's done nothing this volume except try to be scary and get her ass beat by hazel. She could easily just go out in the field with her grimm and blasts some people or SOMETHING GOD so far our main villain is just so boring and unimposing that literally every other villain, including her subordinates, feel more like threats than her.

Now I'll just talk about scenes.

The scene with ambrosius was COATED IN CONVENIENCE. Apparently Ozpin didn't tell the gang about the WinMore button they could just fucking walk to until now because??? Idk. I LOVE how team rwby just assumed that penny would be okay when they took her robot parts out. Realistically she should just be a floating husk of aura and nothingness. Like she never had organs. I don't understand how she's a real person now? Which, by the way, I'm pretty fucking insulted about how they handled that. Why make Penny human? She was already a real girl and accepted by her loved ones. Like shit, she was a character that a LOT of transgirls, myself included, could relate to on a personal level and we LOVED how Ruby handled it in v2. It was cute! It was sweet! She said she was a real girl back then and it made all of our collective kokoros go doki doki. Fun stuff!

But now? It feels like none of that was validated until she got an actual human body. Like damn I wish I could just get my ideal body within seconds. Shit. I've seen and heard a lot of upset from my fellow tgirls about how doodoo that scene was, because it's implying penny wasn't a real girl until after she got her human body and that's probably how most of the rwby fandom is gonna see it too. "oh wow penny's a real girl now!" And just forget Ruby's cute speech in v2. So annoying. Minor nitpick, if she's got the aura of a black man inside of her (her father), and her robot body is gone, why the fuck isn't she black? Like? Idk minor nitpick I guess. But anyways back to ambrosius scene. I love how rwby had the answers for everything within the hours worth of planning they were given by Ironwood's motive. Totes believable. And yet the "one way ticket to vacuo" thing was the simplest shit they could have avoided lmfao. Like THAT is what you trip up on? Not the portals you're trying to make or the assumption that penny lives without her robot parts? Insane. (side note: how did oscar have a flashback to that scene if he wasn't even there?)

And now everyone's favorite scene. Yangs death. Already covered it early I just wanted to add more on. This scene is insane. Like... If they actually go through with killing her (i don't see how she could have survived turning into dust) then roosterteeth is dumber than I gave them credit for. Like... They have to realize the shitstorm they're gonna receive right? First they kill off clover, an lgbt+ coded character. Next is Yang? A main character who is WIDELY loved by all. Apart of their most pandered ship in existence: bees. (Both the ship and the character make them so much money in merch btw so this was stupid from an objective standpoint.) You can't just kill a main character that is heavily lgbt+ coded in THE most popular ship in the show. Like... How dumb can they be? They're gonna lose so many fans at the very least. Sales? Down. Death threats? Way up. It would be astonishing if they weren't up to their necks in shit in backlash by that decision. Bury Your Gays trope strikes again folks. But this time with everyone's favorite! Like I just... Idk that decision was stupid and that scene hardly was given any real pomp or circumstance it deserved. She's a major title character and that scene lasted like a minute lmao. It's gonna be RWBY without the Y. RWB. As in rt is a bunch of rubes for making that decision. A cynical part of me thinks they did that just because they want an excuse to off Neo, another really loved character. (Well if everyone hates her now we can kill her off cause god knows we don't know what to do with her), but I'm not gonna make this about her. I honestly don't know how to feel about this death tbh. On one hand it's shitty and *points to essay above*. On another it lets Blake be her own character for once. We get to see who she is on our own. And we can finally shift gears from The Bees Show featuring Some Plot to RWBY without the Y. But again that scene was done horribly with doodoo writing already explained up above. They're gonna use this as some edgy excuse to have the heroes start killing again or grieve or whatever bullshit shock value.

(now that I think of it tho, Neo shoulda killed yang in v2. How the fuck did Raven know she was finna die again. Lmao)

Anyways, that's my two cents. I'm sure there's so much more I forgot. Love or hate my ramble idc these are just my thoughts. I'm sure I made doodoo arguments at some points so feel free to call me an idiot and point them out. Imma bounce. My fingers fucking hurt lmfao

#rwde #rwby spoilers

[doodle-doodie-doo]

Ranting about how Gaz, taster of pork is my fave iz ep bc >:(((

iI wanted to make this rant for a while now so why the hell not, I’ve also been wanting to rant about this ep and why its my all time favorite...because why the hell not... __________ This episode is way above the others for me, nothing can beat this. Ever sense I started watching Invader Zim I wanted an ep like this, and when I first watched it I knew it was going to be my fave and god I was so so exited, where do I start?  I hear some people don’t like this episode because how much Dib abuse is in it, for someone who kins Dib and whenever I see Dib get hurt in the show (which is like every single fucking ep) I feel horrible for him, but in this ep I did not, and I actually found it pretty funny, I laughed. From the start I knew Gaz and Dib where going to be my favorites and the more the show went on the more and more I loved these two and wanted to just see these two on screen, honestly I was starting to get tired of a lot of ep’s just being Dib vs Zim, I really wanted something else, not ONLY in this ep just about Dib and Gaz, how its done is done so so PERFECTLY.  _____________ I don’t want to point out every single part why I like it so much (probably will, anyways) starting off, Dib is fucking adorable in the start, thats perfect for me, LOVE THAT SHIT. That fucking....squeal he did?? yes. Ill take that shit. thank u..... And Gaz just walking in bitching about how Dib ate her food and hes just fucking too focused on his hard drives or whatever, its fucking perfect. Dib just being a fanboy in the start and Gaz bitching about whatever to him is perfect for me,   I think this was the first time we saw Gaz’s room and I love how it’s filled with stuffed animals, that is so perfect for her character you have NO IDEA. And I love what I’m assuming is dragon pajamas, what I love most of all is Gaz calling in her stuff animals to throw Dib out her room, the idea of Gaz having these creepy dolls that come to life is one of the best concepts for her character and I wish people would do more with that. I like how Dib just isn’t down right scared of Gaz all the time, like he is still willing to be selfish about himself, giving her the shadow hog curse and lying ABOUT IT LMAO WHAT AN ASSHOLE. Dib then starts to act fucking dumb af, like “OH NO I DIDNT DO CRAP GAZ 0W0W0W0W0W0W0W0W0W0W00″ But Gaz b like: nah hoe Dib’s still being an ass, then the ep JUST GETS FUCKING BETTER.  One of my alltime favorite things about this ep is that you can slowly see Dib get more and more scared, and Gaz more and more upset, you can tell something really bad is going to happen to Dib at the end, but you don’t know what, and it’s even more scary because its Gaz...THAT IS JUST, SUCH ASMAZING WRITING, I REALLY ADORE SHIT LIKE THAT, GOD.  I love how Gaz dosen’t start getting angry too early, I like how you see her eat every single food and creepy music is just being played, she’s also not eating all the food too fast, you can just FELL SHIT BOUTTA HAPPEN SOON 4 REAL  one of my favorite fucking animation clips from this ep is just when Gaz is eating and just spitting it all in Dib’s face while he’s reading his book trying to fix this curse, you can start to feel Dib, and how much he is starting to panic, its amazing,.  _______  AND THEN THE FUCKING, MASHED PATATO PART HHABSJDGEK THAT PART HAD ME DYING, AND WHEN GAZ OPENED HER EYES WHILE DOING IT IT WAS SO FUCKING CURSED, AND THEN GAZ JUST GIVES UP AND THROWS THE FOOD AT SOME RANDOM ASS AND DIB IS LIKE “NOOO NOT ZITA” ITS SO FUCKING DUMB AND PERFECT I LOVE IT.  I forgot to add this but I love Gaz’s voice through out this and how she is acting, she’s not too too scary (at the start at least) like how shes acting and her voice tone and everything, which makes it even more scary for some reason, like its not overdone, u fucking SCARED LIKE U CAN TELL SOME SHIT BOUTTA GO DOWN.  side note I love how Gaz’s teacher is nothing like mrs. Bitters, its so funny.  ALSO??? ALSO???? I LOVE THE LITTLE MOMENT WHERE GAZ AND DIB IS HOLDING HANDS WHILE WALKING HOME, LOVE THAT, LOVE THAT SOOO MUCH, SO CUTE WTF. also I LOVE THE PIG GIRL THING. Just seeing art for that in that ep is so cool, AND WHEN GAZ IS IN THAT LITTLE PIGGY OUTFIT SO SO CUTE, I’m telling you, Gaz’s animal is Pigs, like Dib’s animal is moths. It fits too well. It’s so so cool to see something crazy and insane happening to Gaz for a change and not Dib and Zim. And its still just as funny, if not, even MORE FUNNY.  and i adore the PART WHERE DIB IS JUST TALKING TO A RANDOM HOBO LIKE ITS SO FUCKING RANDOM AND POINTLESS IM WATCHING THE EP RN AND I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT IT JUST EXISTS LMAOO  aND it is super super cute when Dib was talking to Zim, just, that part was so perfect, you can tell that Dib really does care. AND HERE COMES THE BEST PART AND THE IDEA FOR MY DEMON GAZ AU WHERE LIKE, GAZ SEEMS LIKE SHE HAS THESE EVIL POWERS, JHONEN CAN SAY “NO SHE DONT HOE” BUT IM LIKE “YEET TEET S I R” THAT, YES YES HELL YES THAT WAS SO SO PERFECT WHAT THE FUCK??  and___ _______ oh my god. oh. my. fucking. god. Like the most funny part of tHE EP IS THE PART WE WHERE WAITING FOR, DO YALL KNOW HOW FUCKING FUNNY IT WAS??? OK, OK.  A LISTEN.  WHEN GAZ FINALLY COMES OUT HER CAGE THINNG, U KNOW DIB BOUTTA GET BLASTED, AND GAZ JUST BEATS THE EVER LOVING SHIT OUT HIM, but get this, HE SOUNDS LIKE A SQUEAKY TOY. YES, YES, YES, ALL MY YES, 100/10, 100/10. 100/10.  thtt SHITR....HAD ME DEAD, FUCKING DEAD.  AND THE PART WHERE THEY WHERE IN BEAVER COSTUMES WHERE SO SO ADORBALE, THEY ARE SO CUTE, I LOVE THEM, Dib and Gaz where so so on point in this ep. ________ the shadow hog place,,,,,OH MY FUCKING GOD, HOW, HOW CAN YOU GET MORE PERFECT??? THE PIGS AND EVERYTHING JUST, EVERYTHING LOOKS AND FEELS SO SPOTLESS, WHOEVER DESIGNED THAT  MMMEFNJEFHIE This is when Dib starts to get very protective and this is JUST. WHAT. I WANT. from Dib and Gaz.  PLUS i love the shadow Hog, hes nice.  ONE ONE OF MY FAVORITE PARTS EVER, LIKE, MAYBE IN THE ENTIRE GOD DAMN SHOW, IS JUST DIB FIGHTING THEM SHADOW HOG GUARDS, JUST, ITS NOT normal Dib abuse like in every ep, THEM HOGS ARE LEGIT BEATING THE EVER LOVING SHIT OUT HIM, LIKE DAMN BRUH THEY FUCKING, DAMN, BUT THATS NOT GOING TO STOP DIB, EVERYTIME HE GETS HURT HE JUST GETS RIGHT BACK UP, HE DOSENT WANT GAZ TO GET HURT OR DIE, HE CARES THAT MUCH, HE JUST KEEPS FUCKING, GOING AND GOING AND GOING AND DAMN  WTJHWVWUTD, BRUUUHHH DID YALL SEE THE PART WHEN DIB GOT THROWN BACK AND THE BACKGROUND WAS RED?? BRUH I FELT THAT BRUH, DIB REALLY DID SAY:N BEKFHEJHFJOEFJKFJKLWEHLIFJGEIURGFURWEHGRK  LIKE MY MAN GOT THROWN LIKE THAT LIKE BRUIH KISSES TO THE ANIMATIORS THAT FUCKING, THAT MOVEMEANT WAS SO SO IMPRESSIVE AND SMOOTH HOW TF THEY DID THAT EVERYTIME I WATCH HIM GET THROWN BACK LIKE THAT WHEN THE SCREEN IS RED IM JUST ALWAYS LIKE ‘whoa”  aND gAZ and the shadow hog lord oh my god they are perfect, I love how they just, start dancing in tu tu’s and playing video games and Gaz is just ranting to him about how dumb her life is its all. so perfct. Keep in mind this is both going on at the same time which makes it 100 times better, this is what makes a cartoon so GOD DAMN PERFECT.  pOOR Dib when he comes in he just feels so so horrible, so sorry for Gaz, and the pig lord actua,lly dosent know what to do and gaz is like “yeah punish him lmfao”  AND THEN THE TOILET PART OH MY FUCKING GOD THAT WAS JUST ALMOST AS FUNNY AS WHEN GAZ BEATS DIB AAND HES JUST A SQUEAKY TOY LMAO, it makes it 10000000000 times better because you dont see whats in the toilet and Dibs just freaking out, that is so perfect, that what makes good writing and a joke work, that was perfect.  AND THE ENDING, OH MY FUCKING GOD JUST dIB YELLING IN PAIN, perfect.  Theres jsut so much good shit in this ep that just makes it better than the others. I wanted more of shit like this from the show and etc, I also want more fanart of pig Gaz. Good shit man  

#Invader zim #rant #iz #Dib membrane #Gaz membrane #Zim #Gaz taster of pork #spoilers for ppl who plan on watching iz soon for the first time

[karenfordonte]

in rihannas house low key lmfao old kite dream confirmed here

Still editing this post/Rough Draft:

so i slept alot today its almost 7 now just woke up not too long ago

i had a dream that tarry was out to bust some evil cops in our area cause they were planning to steal me and take me home to be evil to me but the Sargent she called their boss that which denise said to call her a sargent yesterday she described rihannas hard video as her lol bossing the army around lmfao but

yeah then when i woke up still half asleep tarry finished the adding onto the dream i just had she said all the other areas around my area already taken care of lol

and when i went out to smoke after the dream i saw the kite in that one dream same kite outside physically ok not dream but that dream i was in rihannas house and that was the sarcastic bitter pill of truth evanessance album cover on christas tongue but honestly that 4 days part was bs since i had that dream never what i wanted etc ew ok

im really too addicted to my elantes lol

and its funny cause today is when i chose to open up to tarry about what happened to me then she left and i slept lol

i was told a long time ago riri steals my diapers out the trash at christas back when i was blind to their corruption but i think theyve been taking evidence out of our trash so i heart flow when to put stuff in the cans lol yeah i just vomitted today a lot ish lol

ive seen movies about people in these situations usually the cops help those victims change names and etc hides them so

the best ones watching my house 24/7 probably lol as always for a long time cause godly real fbi is legit like fbi you have to be best at using a gun probably only gods can do that lol psychic heart flow etc

i talk to denise mainly tarry is kinda more quiet but i can tell shes legit lol

idk how my tobacco bag seems so low in amount today i just opened it

but my two hand sanitizers jane said she never saw those either

and i just got those with adrianna lol

and idk where my other stuff went but lol idk uh i think i gotta throw more evidence away now lol

i bet the cops were right there once adrianna left the crime scene with me lol

the tv of the crime show in our room right now said arianna was so fixated she couldnt let it go she was obsessed with staying with her husband lol good luck lol

christa said she was paying for all ashleys collage (to be a psychiatrist almost done she said) thats alot of money she mustve had lol and one time christa showed me her and ashleys texts and one time ashley was on the phone when christa went outside with me and it made christa cry cause ashley didnt seem to believe her excuses  like christa told me so

i think emma was an elante and one time her mom told me she was poisoning her husband btw with cat ear drops she showed me the bottle i thought she was kidding at the time but i didnt wanna get in the middle  heard some horror stories some by emma about her childhood one one time the dad fed emma bad meat that gave her pinworms one time out of no where the mom insulted her very fucked up and i stood up for her emma was my first gf and my go to best friend for many many years

golden snitches is funny

denise always tells me whos legit in the house whos not sometimes she low key changes it says one is nice when thats when his true self takes over yeah that one is legit lol and also shes right the couple here is funky those people for my nose aint right made me more nauseous the whole living room smelled so bad ew heard the couple is looking for a new place cause the staff mad at them too

yesterday me and denise made a cake and had icecream so it felt like my bday lol

everytime jane says to limit my smoking is days i sleep alot anyways lmao like she is legit

i keep getting nauseous off and on still been laying down almost all day today i wanna buy me one of those back massagers to lay on that heats up cause heat helps my back pain a ton i noticed when i had my good jacket on so ive been putting it on my back

ive been having alot of random pains i notice i cant bend over too long in bed a certain way just trying to lay down  it hurts alot and sometimes the leg twitches still hurt alot and theyre annoying my arm twitches not that annoying but when i just wanna relax my legs annoy me and my jaw used to only pop on my left side but denise pointed it out to make me notice its on the right side and not when i close my teeth together anymore when i almost close it now they mustve been trying to beat my face but yeah id laugh if dee andre thought he broke it when its cartlidge lol it bends naturally yeah but like all this paragraph is new since christas house

one time for my first sepsis hospital visit i wasnt even confused that time christa called the emts and i told them christa gave me two antibiotics she told them she didnt and told them im just mentally ill but thats bs but i wanted to cover for her during that time cause i heard it was illegal to share prescriptions but yeah

i have to buy the massager kind of heat cause regular heating pads are dangerous to lay on it says it on the lable and for hospital kinds are warnings like that too so yeah i probably cant ask insurance they probably have dumb kind lol i'll look for a water proof one just in case lol you know what no legit water proof ones on amazon so idk where my bed protector cover fabric went but oh well i'll just buy another one

for a long time for pain meds only dilauded in the iv worked (i was told thats the strongest one in the hospital) but when tara lets me have ibuprofen that works alot man im so glad meds when legit work lol but being poisoned and drugged didnt help too for my past  ps i think god controls the FDA just saying lol i need a full body massager but its more expensive but its ok

ive been sharing my tobacco with denise but ive seen her only have a couple cigs in a pack before etc many times she multiplies the cigs and seemingly money but she keeps it low key and she eats before i eat so i trust her of whats legit just in case and i think she adds to my tobacco bag etc cause the ammount in there always changes so yeah

ps for the samples i left in the trash i stopped bleeding so maybe that was just for the samples, they had my hair brush for a while, spit samples, vomit, and now poop from here this house too so yeah lmfaothe voice is cool to guide my heart etc

ps on dr oz i saw a guy that says no one needs to go on a detox diet to detox, that the body is naturally excellent at detoxing so yeah lol

ps i think i want a character thats a me donte thats black thats named theo lol or skyst im not sure yet but i love that name too lol

i think i gotta throw the lotions i have here away lol cause as far as i know they were at christas house and christa gave me the dove one lol i barely used it lol christa gave me that you can open so yeah ps i dont think the laundry soap i just got came with a seal on it why do stores do that lol  i threw away all the lotions and perfumes and cheap make up christa lied said its expensive its probably dollar kind lol

riri said she dated asap rocky to make him look dumb and shes god so she got herself pregnant lol cause he said shes his one and only but almost all her music is about me so shes hilarious lol  cause asap has a history of fights so yeah some argue why be with him after she went through chris brown but she just stunts people's growth the evil ones not listening to god like those who arent godly yet by selling them stuff and they shouldve been god promoted lol

cause this isnt that romantic:

and that the press always says anonymous person(s) told them that they always together and really romantic etc but lol yeah etc etc its funny some articles uploaded late use same pics from past articles lol its like lol even denise says she plays men before they play her and that she'd rather suck jesus's butt than to deal with bs basically lol

#Jane's Room and Board #Christa's Room and Board

[istgimamess]

Label: yg entertainment

Stage name: Barbie

Debut year: 2014 (4yrs active)

Debut concept: sexy, dark, story driven, rap and dance heavy, hip hop/pop track!

Number of members: 1(solo artist)

Group name: you go by your stage name, Barbie!

Fandom name: bb's

Position: main dancer, vocal, rap and visual; basically everything (because you rock!)

Male bestie: Yukhei (NCT)

How you meet: you hurt eachother both physically and emotionally, and then laughed about it. Alot! It was a normal day, you had just returned from dance practice and you were kind of exhausted; so you weren't paying that much attention to your surroundings! And then, let's just say, you hit a wall. Literally! Knees buckling, foreheads banging, elbows stabbing eachother in the stomachs - you struggled to break free. "Oh my freakin- you broke my face!! My face is broken!! What the hell is your forehead made out of?!! Bricks?!" "Well, I wouldn't of had to break your face if you had just watched where you were going, you frat-boy looking douche!" There was a long pause, some intense eye contact and then you both were cracking up; red faced and both clutching your stomachs, you managed to introduce yourselves! You've been attached at the hip ever since! You both have 4D personalities and you both love to make people laugh! You're 100x more extra when you're with eachother! Like Bonnie and Clyde, Tom and Jerry - you have eachothers back but always tease eachother constantly! He quickly becomes one of your best friends! He also gets oddly really protective of you, in a funny way, and his band mates like to tease him to see his reaction! "Hmm, I think my girl crush would have to be Barbie! She's really sexy!" "...(delayed reaction) Wait, what!? (^..gif..^)..who just said that!?? I'll stab you in the eye with a fork!!.." Even though he uses humor to mask how much he dislikes other people talking about you, you know if it came down to it, he would genuinely put someone in their place for you! Your friendship is the sweetest! (*sob*.. my 4D son!)

Female bestie: Lisa (Black Pink)

How you meet: you meet through dance! You had started taking more and more dance classes and workshops after your debut and occasionally you would meet new people in those classes! Long story short, she "accidently" caught you off gaurd after practice one day and you might have turned around and kicked her in the shin in a desperate attempt to "defend" yourself. You apologized over and over again but she just wouldn't stop laughing and take your apology, "hahahahhahahahaha you call that self defense?! You looked like a rabid bunny...I'm sorry hahahhaha...I can't stop laughing...hahaha.." "HA! Hilarious. Laugh it up..." She ends up choking which makes you laugh hysterically, until both of you are just a mess of giggles. You quickly end up bonding over your love for dance and food! And it became kind of a game between you two, on who could sneak up and scare the other more: at award shows, at fan meets, at restaurants; any and everywhere you could possibly think of! You had gotten in couple of good scares, but she was still the reigning queen! Which, she always brags about! "Lisa, you're best friends with Barbie right!?" "Yeah! She's my bestie!" "I hear you like to sneak up and scare eachother! How do you usually do it?!" "Yeah! I get her everytime! Like this...(^.. gif..^).." She's such a fruitloop, but you love her!

Group bestie: NCT Dream

How you meet: it was one of the weirdest encounters you've had in your entire life, to be completely honest. One second you were picking out something to eat at the local 7-11 and then without warning you were surrounded by a pack of fetus looking thugs. "You barbie!?" "We've literally watched every single one of her music videos and all of her interviews. We know what she looks like, why would you ask such a stupid question!?" "I was just trying to act cool!" "Well that's your problem right there! You're a rapper not an actor!" "You want to fight me!?" "Oh look, Canada thinks he can throw down.." "Stop pushing his buttons, Haechan. But on a serious note, we've all seen pictures of her on Lucas' phone sooooo that definitely was a stupid question.." "I swear to go-" "Umm, sorry to interrupt but...what is happening!?" "We're your new best friends, we're here to replace Lucas. Nice to meet you!" "Ummm..I mean..okay, sure.." And just like that, your fate was sealed! (No joke, my brothers football team actually did this to me! Soooo yeah, this legit happened!) You end up not really minding though. They are super supportive, always cheering you on and hyping you up! It's kind of cute, they follow you around like little ducklings; always competing with Lucas for your attention and friendship. "Noona, Yukhei said you prefer atleast one of your bestfriends to be buff so..(^.. gif..^).." You love them!

Ship name: b-min, smiley couple

How you meet: you ran into him at an award show. Literally! You were too busy trying to watch out for Lisa! You knew she was obviously attending the award show, and you knew it was the perfect setting and opportunity for her to sneak up and scare you; so you weren't paying attention to anything! Until you were laying flat on the ground, another human being hovering over you. "Yikes, are you okay!?" "Oh my god! I'm soooo sorry!" You apologize profusely as he tries to help you stand. "It's no problem, I might be short but I'm sturdy- nope, I take that back, you're shorter.." With red cheeks and shaky hands you both stumbled awkwardly through your introductions and from then on, it was history! He ended up asking you out and you jumped at the gun to say yes; you've been together ever since. He really is a great boyfriend, always cuddling you, buying you flowers, taking you out to eat, supporting you. (I'm actually getting kind of jealous lmfao) He's whipped and his band mates tease him about it all the time! "And here we have Park Jimin not paying attention to the camera at all because he's too busy texting Barbie! What a shocker!....(^.. gif..^)..." You're total relationship goals!

Biggest fan: Wooseok (Pentagon) is probably your biggest fan! He's constantly listening to your music, watching your MV's, downloading your songs, watching your TV appearances and talking about you in interviews! "I'm a huge fan of Barbie-noona! She's really talented and she's such a good dancer! I would love to collab with her sometime in the future!" It's the cutest thing; he's such a big fan of everything you do and he's so loyal to your fandom, constantly calling himself a fellow bb! "Wooseok, quick question! Do you think there is anyone in the world that dances better than Barbie?!" "...(^..gif..^)..." It's adorable!

Scandal: it's not a secret that you're a dancing dancer who loves to dance, and it's definitely not a secret that EXO's Kim Jongin is one of the best dancers out there, in your opinion! (It's a total FACT!) So given that he's actually one of your closest friends, even an older brother at times; always willing to practice with you and give you advice! You use this to your benefit! Often! That's why dispatch has photographs of you and Jongin together on multiple nights! "New romance between Solo Artist Barbie and EXO's Kai?!" "Ken and Barbie?! More like Kai and Barbie! New hott couple alert!" You both end up laughing until you're curled up in a ball on the floor. "Really?! A Barbie and Ken joke!? That's what they're leading with?" "You're a bit too vertically challenged to be a Barbie, but honestly I'm killing it in the Ken department.." "Jongin, are you actually trying to fight me right now?!" It's really ridiculous!

Other activities: sure, you're a singer and a rapper but dancing is and always will be your number one! It's your passion, it's what you went to school for and it's what you live to do! So when yg suggests that you start trying to broaden your fan base with some type of variety show or competition like 'Hit the Stage' you freaked out! (Girllllllll, so would I!)You were so excited but also very nervous to showcase more of your dancing skills on such a big platform but it turned out to be one of the funnest experiences! You ended up feeling right at home amongst the other dancers, made some new friends, learned more about dance as a craft and even made some new fans! "It was just sooo fun! I was definitely nervous but I pulled though! I knew I had it in me!" "Ohhhh wow, so you're just not going to give me credit at all!? I mean, its not like I went through another dating scandal just to help you practice or anything, right?! How rude of you, midget." "Oh my god, Jongin, I swear I will push you down a flight of stairs..." It was awesome!

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@kbabie heyyyy sooooo yeahhh, thank you so much for your patience! I know it takes me hella long to do idol ships, because I kind of overdo it. But thank you so much for the request, I hope you like it! Please feel free to let me know what you think! 😅

#im sooo freaking sorry for how long this took me 😢 #i feel so rusty and the quality of this idol life ship sucks giant monkey balls soooo #yeah #soooo sorry #idol life ships #yg entertainment #yukhei #lucas #nct #nct lucas #lisa #blackpink lisa #blackpink #nct dream #wooseok #pentagon #pentagon wooseok #bts #bts jimin #park jimin #kai #exo #exo jongin #kim jongin #hit the stage #kpop ships #horoscope ships #mtl ships #selca ships #moodboard ships

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bittersweet; ick

genre: smut, fluff, a lil angst?? but like just a lil pairing: changkyun / reader word count: 3.5k summary: in which you fall in love with some you shouldn’t, and you’re sure he doesn’t feel the same. right? warnings: smut i guess lmfao a/n: i fucking love him :( oh my god he makes me so soft look at his lil dimples

You’re so beautiful. Everything about you is beautiful, he states, staring right into your eyes. It’s like he had some kind of galaxy inside of them, because it captivated every single part of you from the very first moment. Even when you’re just laying beneath him, under his touch, his body heat, his everything. Even when you’re vulnerable, like a prey under the claws of a heartless predator. You brush your thoughts off for a mere second and hold his face in your warm hands, bringing it closer; and in seconds his lips are almost touching yours. You can feel his breath and he can feel yours. You know you’re craving his lips but you can’t kiss him, you can’t bring him any closer. You know you’ll fall, you know you’ll be lost the very first second your lips touch his. You caress his cheeks lovingly and sigh, closing your eyes and concentrating only in the gentle touch of your warm pillow.

“What’s wrong?” he asks; he stares at you like if he’s trying to understand what’s inside your head, like if he’s trying to read you. What he doesn’t know is you’re an open book for him; the reason why you’re hesitating in doing things you’d do in a daily basis is his existence. His touch, his voice, his laugh, his smile, his dimples, everything. Just him.“Nothing,” you lie. “I’m just stressed over work and can’t stop thinking about it.” he hums in response. He caresses your thigh, his hand going up and down gently grazing your skin. “then just concentrate in me,” he smirks. “You’re here with me and there’s nothing else.”

You wish you could believe those words to heart, because even if you want to, you can’t. You can’t put your feelings aside even for a few hours, it doesn’t work that way. You’re scared, scared of losing him, even if there’s nothing to lose. Not for him at least.You sigh and reassure him, “yeah, I believe in you. I have nothing to worry about.” He holds your cheeks and kisses you gently. His hands run through your body, finally resting in your waist while his lips trail all the way down to your neck, kissing and nipping gently on the sensitive skin. You can feel the warmness of his lips and then the cold air touching the exact places he marked. Everything’s happening in slow motion and for the very first time, you’re enjoying the moment. Your legs hook into his waist and brings it closer to you, this way you can feel his skin. You feel protected, under the caring touch of someone you treasure.His lips slowly trace their way down to your collarbone, kissing it and teasingly going down. His hands ghost over your clothed breasts and slowly travel down to your waist, grabbing the hem of your shirt and lazily lifting it up. You help him out desperately, making a huge contrast between his pace and yours.

“Someone’s desperate, huh?” he teases, caressing your neck, down to your collarbone and to one of the places where you need him the most at this exact moment.He takes his time; he likes teasing and going painfully slow. He kisses your lips hungrily, biting desperately but carefully- like if you’re something precious to him he doesn’t want to break. At least that’s what you wish and you try to convince yourself.

His fingers graze your nipples and you moan into the kiss, inevitably. He smirks once again while you feel his clothed but still noticeable member between your legs- that’s exactly what he wants. He wants you to feel him, to see what you do to him. He presses his hips to your aching core and you feel the urge to take all of your clothes off, kiss every inch of his skin.You trail your hands down to his waist band and unzip his pants, hoping he won’t notice how desperate you are –even though you’re sure he already did- and stroke his still clothed member. This time you’re the one who smirks, making him go crazy- he likes teasing, he likes when you’re straigh forward, but he certainly knows that you’re being carried away by something. In the way you act, the way your lips search his everytime he breaks the kiss. He doesn’t know what it is- but he enjoys the moment.His hands wander around your body, vaguely and teasingly touching your bare skin. His fingers find your panties, drawing circles and moving them up and down, the gentle touch making you moan just a little- you love and hate at the same time how painfully slow he is, and how easily you get reduced to a mess under his touch.   You are so immersed in your thoughts that it takes you by surprise when the fresh air hits your core, making you squirm. He chuckles, “you’re more distracted than usual tonight,” Before you could open your mouth to answer his lips are crashing yours, his fingers caressing your thigh. The kiss is sweet but hungry, and it tastes just like… Changkyun. Just like him. You hate yourself for familiarizing so much with someone you can’t have, you even know exactly how he tastes.He throws your panties away, somewhere on the floor –not like it matters to him right now. Your hands are desperately trying to get a hold of yourself, finding it in his back. You hold him close to your body, trying to regain a little bit of composture, reminding yourself that he barely touched you there and you were already a mess.He cupped your check, getting closer to your ear. “I’ve seen the way you look at me when you think I don’t notice.” Technically yes, you knew it. You knew it was pretty obvious the way you stared at him from the other side of the table, even while your friends were speaking- like that time you agreed to get pizza with the boys and Minhyuk was the story teller of the night but you still couldn’t manage to take your eyes off Changkyun, even if Minhyuk’s voice was to die for- you couldn’t. The way he smiled when his friends said something really funny or the way he stared at them blankly when they made a really bad joke. You just didn’t expect him to be so bold about it, because if he noticed, did he notice those weren’t lustful glances? Was he aware of that? How wicked would it be if he noticed and even then he’d play you and roll you over like some kind of game only he finds entertaining? Maybe you’re just thinking too much, or maybe you’re right. You can’t brush the thoughts off so easily, even when he’s so close to be inside you, or blatantly talking- when his cock is so close to your aching core that it makes you squirm. He hides his face in the crook of your neck, “you just have to be a good girl and open up to me, yeah?” He meant your heart or your legs? You weren’t sure. At all. You submissively nod, only for him to kiss your ear. His cock is pressing against your clit, his lips desperately searching yours and his one of his hands caressing your breasts while the other is resting next to your head, cupping your cheek while he kisses you hungrily, breaking it every now and then to regain a lil bit of breath. You moan slightly at the warm feeling in the place that craves for him the most- other than your heart. “Be really loud for me baby. I want to hear you moaning my name, because you only belong to me” he enphasized that last sentence, “and no one else. Show me what a good girl you are for me, princess.” He had you practically at his feet, even when he tried his best to praise you. He knew exactly where to touch, what to say, but more specifically when and how to do it. You were an open book and it seemed like he had read it before, multiple times. Like he studied you from beginning to end, from end to beginning. His member was now grazing your slit; you were so wet for him that it made it so much easier to slip inside. He was slow, carefully going inside you and kissing you lovingly, maybe trying to reassure you- like his careless and horny attitude were thrown away for a mere second, just for you. But was he careless at all? Or was it just with you? Or did he show any signs of not caring at all? “Fuck, baby. You feel so good,” he moans. His hot and heavy breathing presses against your ear, making you even more desperate if that’s biologically or physically possible. You grip his back, maybe even scratching him a little- but he doesn’t seem to mind. You throw your head back, pressing against his force. He bites your lips, his own making their way to your neck, sucking and bitting your skin. “Changkyun…” you moan, you hoped you didn’t say that out loud. You wanted him to go deeper, faster; to hit that spot you knew he was aware of. You knew he knew where to find it and how to do it exactly the way you liked it- even if it was the first time he touched you. It was just like this, he always knew. Even though you’re desperate- you wouldn’t like to admit it. Would you?“What is it, baby?” he says calmly in response; gripping your thighs and biting his lips, staring at you expectantly, with an innocent look that drives you crazy. “Please, Changkyun,” you beg. He knows exactly what you mean, but he won’t show it. Teasing is his second name. “If you don’t say what you want I can’t give it to you, babygirl,” he slows down a little bit, leaving a feeling of emptiness until he presses down his thumb against your clit, massaging it in circular motions while he smirks. You wish you could erase from his face that damn smile that makes you go crazy. He knows. And you know he knows. But he won’t give it to you if you don’t say it explicitly, because dirty words coming from such a pretty little mouth are his weakness. “Please, ugh…” you moan, a shiver running through your spine at the feeling of his thumb pressing harder against your clit, the other hand grazing your sensitive nipples. “Please, Changkyun. Harder,” you pause for a second- you are fucking with your crush and you know he doesn’t feel the same; is there any dignity left anyway? “P-please,” you continue, “please, harder, deeper, I don’t know. I need to feel you more. I need you, please,” you beg and he licks his lips. “That’s exactly what I wanted to hear, babygirl. You’re such a good girl, you deserve a reward.” He kisses you gently, leaving a sugar sweet feeling in your lips- something you thought was long forgotten and you didn’t expect to bring back those memories from someone who isn’t even your fiancée and isn’t in the most romantic moment with you.His thrusts are not slow at all this time; but he isn’t desperately trying to break you. He’s not too slow but not too quick- the perfect pace. His fingers didn’t left you clit behind; he presses against it after a few thrusts while he has his face glued to your cheek, his mouth close to your ear, only for you to hear his heavy breathing and moans. He hits the exact spot and you can’t help but press against him and close your eyes, getting completely carried away. “Changkyun, ugh,” he kisses your ear, “please, I have to come,” you breath, and his lips search yours once again. “Come for me, baby. Come around my cock like the good girl you are.” You come undone underneath him, releasing everything you have. You think you really scratched his back this time- you throw your head back and reach your high; he comes right after you. He comes inside of you- his thrust becoming sloppy and lazy until he eventually stops. He desperately reaches for air. He throws himself right beside you, putting back his boxers- and you decide you should do the same. Before you could get up and reach some new panties, or the old ones, it doesn’t matter- you’re way too tired to think about it- Changkyun stretches his arm and reaches for them. You chuckle, because even if time was going quickly you knew it had been a few minutes since you finished and you were thrown in bed, you hadn’t moved since then, not even to get your panties- and Changkyun noticed before you and handed them to you. You thanked him, slightly embarassed- not like you could be after doing what you just did.You grab a over sized shirt you had under your pillow as a pajama and put it on, throwing yourself onto bed once again, comfortably lying next to Changkyun. You stare at him in awe, now that you’ve calmed down, you can see it clearly. You’re head over heels for this boy. It’s clear, and you just fucked up- but it isn’t like you could resist him anyway. You start thinking about the posibilities that, after he leaves your apartment, he visits someone else. Or even go out with his friends and forget completely about it while you’re fantasizing about it for probably the next two months. It makes your heart ache, the fact that you can’t have him- no, you do. You do have him, kinda. You have him next to you, and you had him as a friend –you’re not sure if you still do- but you’ll never have him as you selfishly want to do. You want to take care of him, be the reason he smiles. You want to wake up next to him every morning, you want his morning kisses to be yours. You want him, not in a sexual way; you want to have the boy that makes your heart race right next to you, giving you company for the next stages of life. But you know not everything’s possible and you’re quite okay with that, as long as he is. You throw your feelings aside for a bit, it won’t hurt, right? “Earth calling y/n” he chuckles, and you sigh, snapping out of your daydreaming. “Is something wrong lately? You’ve been acting strange for the past week.” Yes, you did. You’ve hooked up with him before, this thing going around for at least one month- this being the first time you had sex. He knew something was up because you always were so confident but now it seemed to go away- and he’s right. He’s right because even since you’re aware of your “crush” you can’t feel confident anymore. Not when you weren’t able to make him interested in you, to make him see you more than just a fuckbuddy or something. At least that’s what you thought, that he saw you that way.“No…” you replied, the tone in your voice making it even more obvious. He rolled over a little to face you, “C’mon. I know we’re tired but you can tell me if something’s up.” You don’t want to look at him. You don’t. You stare at the ceiling blankly, trying to hold the tears in; his words made you feel bad because you knew you couldn’t tell him if something was up. And until now you thought he was aware of it, but now you’re not quite sure. He isn’t such a dick, is he? Not enough to play you like a game and try to reassure you when he feels you’re sad or something’s bothering you, when he just wants to fuck you. He isn’t so heartless- you know that. No, you’re sure. Then what? What’s left? What can you tell him? “Yo I have hella feelings for you, hope you don’t mind!” No. It doesn’t work that way. You’ll just have to shut your mouth and watch the time pass by, as always. People will step over you as always and you’ll just stand there, observing. Because you aren’t strong like you thought, not when you couldn’t hold your tears in front of the boy whom you just fucked- and now he’s cleaning up your tears with his thumb. “Aye, don’t cry. Are you really that sensitive over work? Do you want to talk? Do you have to work tomorrow?” he asks and you remember the excuse you threw before- work? You’re crying after fucking with someone so perfect like him because of work? A job you liked? You turn your head and stare at him, his worried eyes and frown making an impact in you. Are you really going to cry everytime you stare at him after fucking or hooking up? If the feelings go even deeper what are you doing to do? Make him hug you to sleep because you’re lonely and you’re craving for company or you’re “stressed over work”? you’re going to live your whole life like this, feeling empty after he leaves but also when he’s with you because you aren’t capable of forgetting your feelings even when he’s by your side. You can’t do this to yourself, you can’t stab your own back like you’re doing. And you’re being contradictory because a few minutes before you swore on your life that you weren’t going to tell him, that you could hide it. But right now you have to stop this- go big or go home. It’ll leave a bitter feeling on him and you know it, such a turn off- to tell him your feelings right after having the most awesome night you could ask for- if it wasn’t for your stupid crush. Well, “crush”, because by the time you’ve known him, it was a crush the first 3 months. The more you tried to deny it, the more you fell. And now you’re head over heels in love for him.“It’s not work,” you confess shyly, slowly regretting it but then you reassure yourself. It’s for the best. “Then what is it? Did you fight with your friend again? Do you want me to punch his face?” he joked, making you laugh. How you wished this friendship didn’t end here- but you remember it ended when he noticed how you stared. Because you couldn’t keep it to yourself and it was all your fault.“No, it’s okay, we never made up after that fight anyway,” you affirm and he hums in responde. “Then what is it? Tell me.” You sigh, and then take a deep breath. “I’m…” you make a pause, trying to figure the exact words you could say. “I think…  I think I’m in love with you,” you stare at him and then quickly stare at the ceiling again. “I think I’m in love with you, and I’m terrified.” You finish your sentence and your heart is beating faster than ever, leaving you a bitter feeling already even if he didn’t even answer. “I’m sorry it had to be this way-“ and he presses his lips against yours, shutting your mouth up. He must’ve been noticed the confused look in your face because he chuckled, and you noticed the blush on his face that painted his beautiful features- even with the dim lights of the room. “You should’ve said that a long time ago. We could’ve had made love instead of just straight up fucking,” he grinned and you smiled; you couldn’t believe your eyes, your ears, nothing. You couldn’t believe this was happening- you made a whole story in your head and didn’t even think about the posibility of him falling for you. He holds you close and kisses your forehead, “I love you, y/n. So much… In case that wasn’t clear.” You hug him and sigh, a heavy weight lifted off your shoulders and heart. For the first time in years you felt you were home.

8:30 pm you: hey babe can I ask you something?

8:30 pm kyun💕: sure baby, anything you want

8:31 pm you: why did he send this?

8:31 pm image sent to kyun💕

8:27 pm ki: I owe you, y/n. you’re a life saver thank you so much

8:28 pm you: what do you mean?                       kihyun?

8:33 pm you: lmao hyungwon too

8:33 pm image sent to kyun💕

8:31 pm hyung 🐢won: the fuck he so loud for

8:31 pm you: ???

8:31 hyung 🐢won: the next time he storms into the dorm like that

8:32 hyung 🐢won: i’m cutting ya tits off

8:34 pm you: you there?

8:35 pm you: kyun? babe?

8:35 pm kyun💕: new phone who dis

8:35 pm you: what did I do to deserve this

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