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homomenhommes · 24 days

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THIS DAY IN GAY HISTORY

based on: The White Crane Institute's 'Gay Wisdom', Gay Birthdays, Gay For Today, Famous GLBT, glbt-Gay Encylopedia, Today in Gay History, Wikipedia, and more … April 4

1785 – The German writer Bettina von Arnim was born on this date (d.1859). The Countess of Arnim was born Elisabeth Catharina Ludovica Magdalena Brentano, was a writer, publisher, composer, singer, visual artist, an illustrator, as well as patron of young talent and a social activist. Bettina is best known for the company she kept. She claimed deep friendships with Goethe, Beethoven, and Pückler and tried to foster an artistic union between them. Many leading composers of the time, such as Robert Schumann, Franz Liszt, Johanna Kinkel, and Johannes Brahms, admired her for her spirit and her talents. Her composition style was unconventional, in that it molded and melded her favorite features of the old—folk music and historic themes—with unusual harmonies, phrase lengths and improvisations that became synonymous with the music of the time.

No one knows exactly what passed between this willowy creature out of Sturm-und-Drang German romanticism and the poet Karoline von Günderrode. She devoted one of her books to this intense friendship, but since the letters she published as being from Goethe to herself have turned out to be largely fictitious, how much can we believe?

Bettina and Karoline had apparently been lovers. When Bettina overheard a handsome young man talking of his love for Karoline, she jealously reprimanded him for daring to speak of the poet as if he had a right to her love. So pronounced was her outrage that all present were aware that she was speaking as if she had a right to Karoline's love. Shortly thereafter the two women quarreled, and Karoline, selecting a beautiful, romantic spot, unobtrusively blew her brains out. She was 26.

Editor's note: Wikipedia has a different account of why she killed herself (it was because her husband was dying) and it was by stabbing herself with a dagger.

1932 – Clive Davis is a record producer who has won five Grammy Awards and is a member of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. He was the president of Columbia Records from 1967 to 1973 before founding Arista Records in 1975. He created J Records in 2000 and is currently the chief creative officer at Sony Music Entertainment.

Davis is best known for launching the careers of Aretha Franklin, Rod Stewart, Barry Manilow, Carlos Santana, Jennifer Hudson and Whitney Houston. At Arista, Houston became one of the best-selling artists in music history. Over the years, Davis also signed notables like Janis Joplin, Dionne Warwick, Bruce Springsteen, Pink Floyd and Aerosmith, helping to establish rock, pop and folk trends in the music industry for decades.

In 2013 Davis publicly came out as bisexual in his autobiography, “The Soundtrack of My Life.”

In the book, he admits to having his first sexual experience with a man in the 1970s. “Was I nervous? Absolutely,” he writes. “Did the heavens open up? No. But it was satisfying.”

On the daytime talk show Katie, he told host Katie Couric that he hoped his coming out would lead to "greater understanding" of bisexuality." Since 2004, Davis has been in a relationship with a man, which followed a 14-year relationship with a male doctor.

1932 – Anthony Perkins, American actor born (d.1992); an Academy Award-nominated American stage and screen actor known for his role as Norman Bates in Alfred Hitchcock's Psycho and its three sequels.

Perkins made his film debut in The Actress (1953). He received the Golden Globe Award for New Star of the Year - Actor and an Academy Award nomination for his second film, Friendly Persuasion (1956).

Following this, he released three pop music albums in 1957 and 1958 on Epic and RCA as "Tony Perkins". His single "Moon-Light Swim" was a hit in the United States.

Perkins was cast as Norman Bates in the Alfred Hitchcock-directed film Psycho (1960). The film was a critical and commercial success, and gained Perkins international fame for his performance as the homicidal owner of the Bates Motel. Perkins' performance would garner him the Best Actor Award from the International Board of Motion Picture Reviewers

Perkins reprised the role of Norman Bates in three sequels to Psycho. The first, Psycho II (1983), was a box office success more than 20 years after the original film. He then starred in and directed Psycho III in 1986, but refused to reprise his role as Bates in the failed television pilot Bates Motel. He did play Bates in the following made-for-cable Psycho IV: The Beginning in 1990, over which he had much creative control although he was turned down for director.

Tab Hunter and Anthony Perkins

Perkins was bisexual, having had affairs with a number of men, including 1950s and 1960s film stars Rock Hudson and Tab Hunter, dancer Rudolph Nureyev, composer/lyricist Stephen Sondheim and dancer-choreographer Grover Dale, with whom Perkins had a six-year relationship prior to his marriage to Berry Berenson. He claimed to have been exclusively Gay until his late 30s, when he met actress Victoria Principal.

He said of his bisexual life: "I had wild fantasies, but my erotic experience was mostly solitary. Along the way I'd had homosexual encounters, but that kind of sex always felt unreal to me and unsatisfying. And I had never had sex with a woman - the very thought of it terrified me."

He said of his battle with AIDS; "I have learned more about love, selflessness and human understanding from the people I have met in this great adventure in the world of AIDS than I ever did in the cutthroat, competitive world in which I spent my life."

Perkins died at age 60 from complications from AIDS. One day before the ninth anniversary of his death, Perkins' widow, Berenson, died on American Airlines Flight 11, during the September 11, 2001 attacks. He had two sons: actor Osgood "Oz" Perkins and musician, Elvis Perkins.

1938 – Germany: The Gestapo decrees that men convicted of homosexuality will be sent to the concentration camps. Between 1933 and 1945 when WWII ended, an estimated 100,000 men were arrested as homosexuals; 50,000 were sentenced and sent to prison. Between 5,000 and 15,000 were in concentration camps. After WWII many remained in jail until 1968 because homosexuality was still a crime in Germany under Paragraph 175 which as not repealed until 1994.

1963 – Graham Norton, Irish talk show host, born; an Irish actor, comedian and television presenter. . He achieved fame as a broadcaster on Britain's Channel 4 and also through his role as Father Noel Furlong in the critically acclaimed Irish television series Father Ted. Though he only appeared in three episodes, Norton's performance as Father Noel proved extremely popular with viewers.

Norton is out Gay, and is one of the UK's most famous Gay personalities. In his autobiography, So Me, Graham Norton noted that it was "easier to be Gay than Protestant in Ireland"He has since moved from Channel 4 and done much work for the BBC, with various shows for BBC One and BBC Two, and work on BBC Radio 2. He is also the co-owner of SO Television: the company which produces his various shows.

In January 2009 he made his stage debut in a West End revival of La Cage Aux Folles at the Playhouse Theatre.

1979 – Heath Ledger, born in Perth, Western Australia (d.2008), was an Australian television and film actor. After performing roles in Australian television and film during the 1990s, Ledger left his homeland for the United States in 1998 to develop his film career. His work encompassed nineteen films, including 10 Things I Hate About You (1999), The Patriot (2000), A Knight's Tale (2001), Brokeback Mountain (2005), and The Dark Knight (2008). In addition to acting, he produced and directed music videos and aspired to be a film director.

He is included here for his legendary portrayal of Ennis Del Mar, the homosexual ranch worker, in Brokeback Mountain, for which Ledger won the 2005 New York Film Critics Circle Award for Best Actor and the 2006 "Best Actor" award from the Australian Film Institute and was nominated for the 2005 Academy Award for Best Actor as well as the 2006 BAFTA Award for Best Actor in a Leading Role.

Posthumously he shared the 2007 Independent Spirit Robert Altman Award with the rest of the ensemble cast, the director, and the casting director for the film I'm Not There, which was inspired by the life and songs of American singer-songwriter Bob Dylan. In the film, Ledger portrayed a fictional actor named Robbie Clark, one of six characters embodying aspects of Dylan's life and persona.

Ledger received numerous accolades for his critically acclaimed portrayal of the Joker in The Dark Knight, including the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor, a Best Actor International Award at the 2008 Australian Film Institute Awards, for which he became the first actor to win an award posthumously, the 2008 Los Angeles Film Critics Association Award for Best Supporting Actor, the 2009 Golden Globe Award for Best Supporting Actor and the 2009 BAFTA Award for Best Supporting Actor.

Ledger died on 22 January 2008, from an accidental "toxic combination of prescription drugs". A few months before his death, Ledger had finished filming his penultimate performance, as the Joker in The Dark Knight, his death coming during editing of the film and casting a shadow over the subsequent promotion of the $180 million production.

1968 – The civil rights pioneer Martin Luther King, Jr. was assassinated on this date at a motel in Memphis, Tennessee.

1992 – Ricky Dillon is an American YouTube personality and singer. Over his ten years on YouTube, Dillon has amassed over 3.2 million subscribers on his channel, as well as more than 415 million views on his videos.

Dillon was born in North Carolina. Dillon attended high school at Hoover High School where he also marched in the band. Dillon then attended college at Auburn University to study film but dropped out after three years.

Dillon began his career on YouTube, uploading his first public video to his channel, PICKLEandBANANA, in 2009. Dillon also gained exposure due to the YouTube supergroup Our2ndLife where he, Connor Franta, JC Caylen, Kian Lawley, Trevi Moran and Sam Pottorff went on an international tour and amassed a total 2.7 million subscribers before the group broke up in December 2014. He is also partnered with Fullscreen and has participated in their InTour festival.

Dillon uploads original songs and covers, as well as music videos on his channel. He also starred in a scripted Sour Patch Kids series, titled Breaking Out.

In 2014, Dillon released his debut single, titled "Ordinary". Dillon's debut EP, titled RPD, was released on January 26, 2015. In July 2015, Dillon released his sophomore single titled "Beat". In an interview with People magazine at VidCon 2015, Dillon hinted towards a new personal song called "Gold", to be featured as one of the tracks on his second EP.

Dillon has mentioned in multiple interviews that Demi Lovato is a major influence to his musical career. He has covered several of her songs on his YouTube channel some of which were released to iTunes.

On December 1, 2015, Dillon announced the release of his debut album Gold, which was released on January 15, 2016.Dillon, who has previously dated both men and women, posted a video in September 2016 entitled "My Sexuality", in which he said that, "If I were to label myself, I would be the closest to asexual." In a February 2019 video named "My Coming Out Video Was a Lie", Dillon distanced himself from earlier comments on his asexuality, remarking on the 2016 video that "I no longer 100% relate to that video, I don't have a label for myself for the time being, I am figuring myself out, and I don't label myself as asexual". In February 2020, Dillon posted a video in which he came out as gay (titled "I'm Gay").

Today's Gay Wisdom Queer Pharaoh in Brooklyn

We're not sure about his exact dates (no one is), so we'll choose today to tell you about the Queer Pharaoh Pepi II Neferkare who reigned from about 2278 BC to 2184 BC.

Pepi II was a pharaoh of the Sixth dynasty in Egypt's Old Kingdom. His throne name, Neferkare (Nefer-ka-Re), means "Beautiful is the Ka of Re." Neferkare succeeded to the throne at age six, after the death of Merenre I, and is generally credited with having the longest reign of any monarch in history at 94 years (c. 2278 BC - c. 2184 BC) although this figure has been disputed by some Egyptologists who favor a shorter reign of not much more than 64 years. That's still a pretty long reign. This quibbles are based on the complete absence of higher attested dates for Pepi beyond his Year after the 31st Count (Year 62 on a biannual cattle count).

If you're ever at the Brooklyn Museum of Art you can see a beautiful statue of Neferkare seated on his mother Queen Ankhenesmerire II's lap. Pepi II wears the royal headdress and a kilt and is shown at a much smaller scale than his mother. This difference in size is atypical because the king is usually shown larger than others. The difference in size may refer to the time period when his mother served as a regent. Alternatively the statue may depict Ankhenesmerire II as the divine mother.

What's interesting about Neferkare is a later story about him circa 1800 BC. Referred to now as "King Neferkare and General Sasenet," it talks about the king sneaking out of his palace in the middle of the night to visit his general Sasenet, who is thought to have been his lover. Kind of saucy, but what's really significant about the story is it's an example of a relationship between two adult men rather than between a man and boy as was often the case in the ancient world. This may be the earliest story of a homosexual relationship.

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Don’t Say Forever- Chapter 1

TW: Suicide, Abuse, Sexual Assault, Underage drinking and smoking, Eating disorders.

Janis Imi'ike was obsessed with death.

When she was two years old her favorite toy was a Marie Antoinette doll with a retractable head that could snap off and click back on. Her dad brought it home for her from a pawnshop. Her mom kicked her dad out two weeks later.

When Janis turned 4 her favorite movie was "The autopsy of Jane Doe." With her mom at work she couldn't stop the toddler from TV. So Janis got very used to it fast.

At 7, Janis was forced to sit by her dead mother in a car for 4 hours while the firefighters worked to free them.

At 9, Janis moved in with her only living grandma and dad. Her dad showed her what pain really felt like. She cried.

On her 10th birthday, Janis made a wish on her cake. Her dad had a heart attack and died that night.

Although Janis already had been through so much. The universe decided to give one more fuck you. Her grandma and last living relative committed suicide.

At 13 Janis was drawing. She drew crime scene photos. Any body in any shape. Most of them consisted of red.

Regina George was an angel to Janis, she was her best friend. When Janis's foster dad had too much to drink, she stayed with the George's. She loved Regina. She thought Regina loved her.

Someone got a hold of her notebook. Ripped out a paper.

Shouted "Creep drawing bodies." The chanted and spun around her as she dropped to her knees and stared at the ripped up papers. Regina punched the boy in his face. Hugged Janis tight and promised she would never let her go.

Regina let Janis go. She kissed her. Called her a slur. Watched as she ran from the house and into the night.

When Janis turned 14 her new foster mother sent her to a physc ward. Said she had been talking crazy. She was worried. Janis was there for 4 months. It didn't help.

Janis made a friend, Damian. He was big and gave good hugs. She called him a teddy bear. She felt better.

Homeschooled she sat at her kitchen table and watched as her new foster father made pancakes. He got mad. Why can't you be normal. Go back to school. He threw the pan. It hit her cheek. With a black eye and a welted burn on her cheek. She started freshman year three months late.

As Janis went from placement to placement she wondered why no one wanted to keep her. Pass her along like a hot potato. Yet she was always the one being burned.

Through everything and every death and tragedy Janis had never once considered her own death. Now as her social worker told her, what her new placement would be. She wondered how it would feel to place the noose around her neck.

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With a heave, the short teen threw her duffel over her shoulder. She could hear Melinda talking behind her. Blah Blah Blah. New Family. They are kind. Yeah right. Please give this one a chance. Janis stared up at the mansion and the many jeeps in front of it. She wondered if Melinda knew what the new placements daughter was like.

"Janis are you listening to me" Melina pressed, placing a hand on her shoulder. Janis shook it off.

"Don't touch me" Janis spat. Melinda sighed and smoothed her penny skirt out. She walked forward and knocked on the door. Janis wished she could run.

The door opened and the Man standing there smiled softly before letting the two enter. He called for his wife. Janis counted the tiles in the foyer.

She got to 346 before the blonde lady called her name.

"Janis, Honey we are just so excited to have you with us. Regina will be so pleased. We've missed you darling" June said pushing a strand of hair behind Janis ear. It caught on her hoop and Janis resisted the urge to yelp. Melinda nodded at her. Approval. Oh goody maybe she'll get a sticker.

"Mother, you really should close the back door, looks like another stray got in" The lion snarled. Her mane shaking as wind came out of nowhere. Her perfectly strapped heels clattered as she walked down the stairs.

"Regina, You crack me up! This is Janis, remember. The reason we got foster tested in the first place!"

Regina smirked. Looking Janis up and down. Janis suddenly felt very insecure of her oversized cargo jacket. She wrapped it around herself and glared at the tall girl.

"I remember Janis. I remember her well."

Melinda coughed awkwardly and started towards Janis.

"Well I'll be off, call me if you need anything. Which I doubt you will with these nice folks" June laughed obnoxiously. Melinda reached for the curly headed girl but then backed away.

"Right, no hugs, got it" Melinda said, nodding for confirmation. She gave them a wave before closing the door behind her.

Janis jumped as June clapped. Regina have her a look. She tried her hardest to ignore it.

"Right well, Regina, show Janis to her room would you. I'll make snacks" The older lady said with a shimmy. Her husband left with her. Leaving Regina and Janis. Regina looked her up and down again. As if she hadn't gotten a good look already.

"Follow me" She said with a sigh starting up the stairs as if the very action was killing her. Janis wished it would.

Once she got safely in the guest bedroom she would now be calling home, she slammed the door once the queen bee left. Threw her duffle on her bed. And sat.

She stared at the unfamiliar popcorn ceiling. Before she remembered her phone. Pulling it out she saw the multiple texts she was missing from Damian.

She let out a small giggle then slammed her hand over her mouth and hoped no one heard it. She texted him back, listening to how her fingernails clicking was the only sound in the entire room. Even though the room was full of little trinkets and things she would never use. It felt empty.

Janis smiled as she send the last text. She hoped to see Damian soon, he could make her feel better no matter what. Janis let out a yawn as she placed her phone on the charger. It has been a long day. Maybe she could take a nap before dinner. And maybe even…

She didn’t finish her thought before she let herself fall asleep.

#janis imi'ike #mean girls 2024 #aaron samuels #cady heron #gretchen wieners #karen smith #regina george #damien hubbard #rejanis

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eloisesundal · 12 days

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Romance and Cigarettes

Today, I'm diving into the world of jukebox musical films, and my pick is the underrated gem, "Romance and Cigarettes." Strap in for a wild ride of love, music, and unexpected moments!

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Social Aspects and Musical Narratives: "Romance and Cigarettes" is a whirlwind of emotions, and its songs serve as the heartbeat of its narrative. The film explores themes of love, infidelity, and familial bonds, and each song mirrors the characters' inner turmoil and desires. For instance, when characters are at odds with their partners, songs like "Piece of My Heart" by Janis Joplin or "I Want Candy" by Bow Wow Wow intensify the emotional tension on screen. The juxtaposition of classic tunes against modern settings adds layers of complexity to the characters' struggles, highlighting the timeless nature of human relationships.

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Historiographies and Audience Relationships: What sets "Romance and Cigarettes" apart is its use of previously recorded songs to drive the story forward. These iconic tracks carry their own histories and meanings, which enrich the audience's connection to the film's narrative and performers. When we hear Elvis Presley's "Trouble" or James Brown's "It's a Man's Man's Man's World," we're not just listening to music; we're tapping into a collective cultural memory that enhances our understanding of the characters' experiences. The familiarity of these songs fosters a sense of nostalgia and empathy, drawing audiences deeper into the film's world.

Musical Genre and Style: "Romance and Cigarettes" defies traditional genre boundaries, blending elements of rock, pop, and soul to create a dynamic and eclectic score. This mishmash of musical styles reflects the film's unconventional narrative structure and characters, (re)defining it as a jukebox musical unlike any other. Whether it's Kate Winslet belting out "And When I Die" or Christopher Walken serenading us with "Delilah," each performance adds a unique flavor to the film's overarching musical tapestry.

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In conclusion, "Romance and Cigarettes" is a bold and refreshing take on the jukebox musical genre, weaving together a tapestry of music, emotion, and storytelling that captivates audiences from start to finish. Can't wait to hear your thoughts!

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#oxyfilmmusical #@theuncannyprofessoro #disguisedmusical #Youtube

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danverssawyer · 9 months

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all of the fandoms i’m in are dead in the twitter rp world and that makes me sad. i guess this is a post asking if anyone is into these fandoms and want to write together let me know. also if you’re in any of these fandoms and just wanna be mutuals i am so down!

• stranger things (i write both robin and vickie)

• the prom (musical/movie/novel) (i write both emma and alyssa)

•the fosters (i write both stef and lena)

• jane the virgin (i write both petra and j.r)

•wicked (musical) (i write both elphaba and glinda)

•mean girls (musical) (i write both janis, regina and karen)

•rent (i write both maureen and joanne but prefer writing maureen)

•supergirl (i write both alex and maggie but i only ship and write sanvers since i stopped watching after maggie left)

•wynonna earp (i write both nicole and waverly)

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sataniccapitalist · 3 months

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12 cops tackled and arrested one man—but it didn't end there | Police Accountability Report

Disgraced former Baltimore Police Sgt. Ethan Newberg has pled guilty to making at least nine illegal arrests during his time as an active police officer—and despite damning video evidence, faces no jail time. Police Accountability Report returns to the case of Newberg with a look at two videos released as a result of the Baltimore District Attorney's 32-count indictment against Newberg. The footage demonstrates not just Newberg's capricious and often violent use of police power, but the culture of obedience and corruption within the police department that fosters and enables such behavior. Taya Graham and Stephen Janis discuss the wider implications of the Newberg case on not just the city of Baltimore but the question of police violence at a national level.

#Youtube

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hiperchile · 11 months

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Dykes to Watch Out For Listen To

Hello! Here's 30 lesbian* (*or bisexual etc women. While this post is about music, identities [(L)esbian/(B)isexual/(U)nknown/undeclared/uother] have been noted for the curious amoung you) artists to listen to in this month of pride! Feel more than free to suggest others - this list is just what came to mind and is obviously barely scratching the surface. I have highlighted a few notable works for each, but that absolutely isn't to say you shouldn't try out their other works! Some of these women have giant discographies spanning decades, so there's more than enough to dig through :D That said:

1. Janis Ian - Folk. Active 1965-present. I say this list is in no particular order but that’s except for this spot - if you take one thing away from this post, please let it be go listen to Janis Ian. Go listen to anything and everything she’s done, but I’d especially like to highlight Between the Lines (1975), Breaking Silence (1993), and Strictly Solo (2004, live album). (L)

2. Sleater-Kinney - Indie Rock. Active 1994-2006, 2014-present. Highlighting Dig Me Out (1997) and Call the Doctor (1996). (B)

3. Teresa Trull - Folk. Active 1977-present. A Step Away (1986) is marvelous and, considering the sadly low amount of spotify plays, you probably haven’t heard it. (L)

4. Jen Foster - Pop. Active 2001-present. Everybody’s Girl (2006), The White Room Sessions (2016) (U)

5. Ani DiFranco - Indie Folk. Active 1989-present. Imperfectly (1992) and Not a Pretty Girl (1995) are probably the classics, and personally I’m quite fond of Little Plastic Castle (1998) (B)

6. k.d. lang - Country/folk. Active 1981-present. Obviously Ingénue (1992), but do also consider Shadowland (1988) (revealing my eternal fondness for debut albums <3) and Invincible Summer (2000), if not everything else. (L)

7. Team Dresch - Punk/qcore. Active 1993-1998, 2004-present. Personal Best (1995) and Captain My Captain (1996) are both instant classics of the genre imo. (U) 8. Jill Sobule - Folk-pop. Active 1986-present. Jill Sobule (1995) (of I Kissed a Girl fame) obviously can’t go unmentioned, and on a personal level I can’t not mention Pink Pearl (2000) (B)

9. Atomic Swindlers - Glam. Active 2004-?. I cannot recommend Coming Out Electric (2004) enough. So so so so fun - who doesn’t want intergalactic lesbian love songs? Or, as described by the Village Voice, a “rock opera about spacebiker lesbian stargirls in love”. C’mon. (U)

10. Melissa Ferrick - Folk-rock. Active 1991-present. Freedom (2000) probably goes without saying, but checking out Everything I Need (1998) or Goodbye Youth (2008) probably wouldn’t disappoint either. (U)

11. Bitch and Animal - qcore. Active 1995-2004. All three albums are great, but Sour Juice and Rhyme (2003) does have Feminist Housewives, so.

12. Maddie Ross - Pop. Active 2016-present. Look, Maddie is exactly the lesbian pop artist you’ve been looking for. Never Have I Ever (2019) is incredible and no I still haven’t shut up about it. Do you like pop? Do you like lesbians? Do you like incredibly well-executed concept albums? Of course you do, so go listen to this! (As a bonus, go listen to her cover of Scotty Doesn’t Know and thank me later :))(L)

13. Ember Swift - Folk. Active 1996-present. Stiltwalking (2002) is so good and more than that it’s just so fun, but don’t sleep on Mid-March Meltdown (2021), either. (U)

14. Jen Cloher - Folk-rock. Active 2001-present. Jen Cloher (2017) is definitely worth a listen, as is Dead Wood Falls (2006) (at the very least). (U)

15. Alix Olson - Spoken word. Active 2001-present. Don’t be scared of by the ‘spoken word’ part! You really don’t have to be poetry person - nor even a lyrics person, gd knows I’m not! - to enjoy. Built Like That (2001) I really can’t rave about enough. This goes from fun and silly to serious and profound, and the whole journey in it is incredible. It’s incredibly captivating, is the truth of it. Not saying Alix is a genius, but... Yeah, a little bit. (U)

16. Jamie Anderson - Folk. Active 1987-present. Three Bridges (2007) is lovely, as is Dare (2013), but her earlier works aren’t to be slept on, either :) (L)

17. Tribe 8 - Punk/qcore. Active 1991-2005. The name tells it all, really. Rude, loud and brash, and really fucking fun. By the Time We Get to Colorado (1995) is basically required listening, and I can’t not say how often I get Lezbophobia stuck in my head, and First City (1995) is fantastic, too. (U)

18. Joan Jett - Rock. Active 1975-present. This is yet another one of those ‘where to even start’, y’know? That being said, I would probably point to Glorious Results of a Misspent Youth (1984) and Sinner (2004) as well as her 1981 debut. As a double suggestion, go listen to The Runaways if you haven’t already, in all their messy glory! :) (U)

19. Grace Petrie - Folk. Active 2006-present. Obviously highlighting Heart First Aid Kit (2017) and There’s No Such Thing as a Protest Singer (2016) (L)

20. Tracy Chapman - Folk. Active 1986-present. Need I really say more? Her self-titled 1988 debut is a great place to start, and Crossroads (1989) (and every album after that) is a great place to continue ;) (U)

21. Kate Reid - Folk. Active 2006-?. You can’t go wrong with I’m Just Warming Up (2009) and Doing it for the Chicks (2011). I mean, charming and funny, what more could you want? (L)

22. Partner - Rock. Active 2014-present. In Search of Lost Time (2017). Boom, simple as that. (U)

23. Hayley Kiyoko - Pop. Active 2013-present. I mean, I couldn’t really not, could I? In all honesty, my favorite of hers remains A Belle to Remember (2013) / This Side of Paradise (2015), but if you’re looking for something more openly “out” you’d probably like Citrine (2016) or Expectations (2018) (L)

24. Ferron - folk. Active 1975-present. Yet another Canadian icon! Do absolutely listen to everything, but my personal reccommendations are Testimony (1980) and Shadows on a Dime (1984). (L)

25. Gina Young - Alt/qcore. Active 2002-present. Intractable (2002) is my darling, but She’s so Androgynous deserves a mention, too. (U)

26. Doria Roberts - Folk. Active 1995-present. Woman Dangerous (2006), and I absolutely cannot stress this enough. Incredible record. (L)

27. Alix Dobkin - Folk. Active 1973-2021 (<3). Lavender Jane Loves Women (1973) and Living with Lesbians (1975) (which have been helpfully merged on Spotify /s) are absolute indusputiable classics. (L)

28. Sara Renberg - Indie. Active 2018-present. (U) Night Sands (2018) !

29. Melissa Etheridge - Rock. Active 1985-present. Yes I Am (1993) times 7000. For real. Absolute indusputiable need-to-listen. Brave and Crazy (1989). Your Little Secret (1995). Everything. (L)

30. Phranc - punk/folk. Active 1970s-present. I’m going to point out Goofyfoot (1995), both because it’s incredible but also it’s the only one easy to find on streaming lmao. (L)

Have fun!

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janisbuggybones · 4 months

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Rent-a-yandere!....please, we're begging you take them off our hands.

Janis Foster (my oc) × gn!reader

Cw: yandere, rent a partner situation, trans girl yandere, poly relationship kinda, pretty short idk what else I could say, pretty boring tbh (only realizing this as I got to the elevator part :( )

Og idea is from @moyazaika on this post that I kinda spit balled off of and then got the motivation to write again.

You can't believe you found yourself coming to this. One too many late night browsing sessions led you to get overwhelmed with adverts about this new fad in the dating scene. Rent-a-yandere, the hottest site online where you could find a devoted lover for cheap.99 per hour. In all honesty, it did seem appealing when compared to the heartbreak and trauma you've expierienced prior, but you dare stoop so low?

"Hello darling, are you (y/n) (l/n)?" A tall girl said from behind you. She had beautiful pearly paper white skin and matching hair put in one long braid. She had piercing red eyes and dare you mention her height? She was at least nearly twice your height, but her body wasn't well built. She couldn't have been living very healthily If she was that skinny. She had a large chest, despite her skinny body, well in her description it had said she had some cosmetic surgery done before. It didn't look fake or anything and it's not like she showed it off. She wore a modest black turtle neck with small embroidered hearts on the cuffs and chest of the sweater. The sweater was paired with some baggy black jeans and simple black work boots.

Fuck yes

"Oh, yeah that's me...you're Janis Foster, right?" You found yourself asking after getting over the height difference. Shit, were you being rude? She's really pretty, come on, don't fuck it up.

"Yep, the one and only. Honestly I'd be surprised if anyone got me confused for someone else." She smiled softly, her soft pink lips looked tantalizing. "Well, let's be on our way then. I've arranged a breakfast date for us before a big day of fun" She said as she grabbed your hand with her own cold and large hand. Her nails lacked any polish and were neatly manicured.

You remembered you picked the option for her to come up with the itinerary. You hoped it wouldn't be too exhausting, the public can be a bit overwhelming. "A-ah okay!" You find yourself smiling slightly as you went along with her.

She took you to an animal themed Cafe nearby, themed after your favorite pet animal. "I thought you'd like this, darling" She giggled as she checked you both in, having made a reservation. You recall mentioning your favorite animal in the description of yourself they required you to give them.

"Nice and quiet, and they limit it to 10 customers in here at any given time, so I won't have to worry" She giggled innocently but you read between the lines. It made you blush at the thought of such an attractive woman getting jealous of you.

You two were taken to your seat, a seat in the back where one of the animals sat on the table. You promptly gave your order and she gave hers before you were left alone with her.

"Honestly I'm not much of an animal person..I feel like it's a good bit of upkeep that i couldn't keep up with. But I do have a little lavender bunny at home. His name is Geo" She said, starting a conversation as she looked around.

"Oh? Is he purple? I didn't know bunnies could be purple" you said, interested as you looked at the calm animal on the table before it left, instead taking the window sill beside your table as its resting place.

"Oh they do, it's a bit rarer than your average bunny so he cost a good bit, but he's Oh so adorable" She smiled, her bluish eyes landing on you. "I'd say nearly as much as you, cutie" She teased, which left you blushing slightly as you avoided her eye contact for a second.

"O-oh yeah?" You smiled slightly, you never were able to take compliments well.

"Mhm, oh look, food's here" She smiled as the waitress brought your orders. Janis had ordered a simple cup of juice, a bagel, and small bowl of a variety of fruits.

"Thank you for coming here today" the waitress said with a smile as she walked to serve another table.

Janis stared at her for a second with an unreadable expression before turning to you. "In my opinion, breakfast isn't that good. Lunch and dinner foods are far superior" She said with a sip of her juice.

That statement had ignited a conversation that then strayed to your favorite foods and then on to other topics as you ate and enjoyed her company. She wasn't too overwhelming and was sweet up until you two had been finished for a good bit and were asked to leave because her reservation had ended.

She pouted but complied, leaving with you to her next planned activity.

"You had mentioned you liked anime and movies, so I thought we could see that new studio ghibli movie together?" She said with a contagious smile. "You know the guy who writes them and all, Hayao Miyazaki? He keeps announcing his retirement but then goes back to the studio with a new script each time, it's pretty funny when in the interviews with employees they complain about that." She giggled.

"Oh? I can imagine the frustration they must feel" you smiled slightly as you two entered the theater. You then realized, shit, this place is gonna be crowded. Fuck, you hoped it wouldn't be too overwhelming. She then promptly paid for your tickets and some snacks to accompany your movie viewing.

You two passed the many movie posters on the halls as you walked to the movie screening. Dread hit you as you opened the door and you two went in, only to crumble away when the theater had been empty. Did she really book this entire theater room for you?

"Yeah I'm not too good in a crowd either, I'm a walking distraction" She smiled slightly as she led you two to a good pair of seats in the middle of the theater.

"U-uhm I don't know what to say-t-thank you, this is crazy. How did you get your company to pay for something like this?" You found yourself asking. "W-wait sorry I didn't mean to say that, I'm sorry..." you apologize a second later after seeing how that could be offensive.

"Oh? They'd never pay for something this expensive. While their other services are much more profitable, my section doesn't get nearly as many sponsored activities like this. I paid out of pocket so you wouldn't feel wierd in the crowd, darling" She smiled. God that smile, how she acted, you swore you'd fall for her before she fell for you.

Her explanation left you blushing and wordless as adverts started rolling on the big projector screen. You unintentionally just ended up staying quiet and watching the movie with her. At around the halfway point of the movie, when you both finished your snacks, she had began holding your hand. It shocked you at first, before you relaxed, discretely returning the gesture.

The rest of the movie went along swimmingly. The plot was heart wrenching and hadn't made you cry, but did arise sadness in you.

As you two walked out the theater and you winced at the bright light, she prosed a question.

"So darling, my place or yours?" She asked "for our next little activity I have planned, a baking sesh" She added with a smile. "I had cute mochi and cookies in mind" She smiled "though mochi isn't baking, it's versatility as something you can shape into a cute thing is almost unmatched" She said

"O-oh-um" you said, taken aback by the idea. You had liked cooking to an extent and mentioned that, but wow. She really planned this out and it left you blushing again....wait...wasn't it in the terms and conditions that neither of you could go to the others house?.....maybe it was for their other service, rent-a-darling? You couldn’t recall and your place was a mess. "My place doesn't look the best...is yours okay?" You asked shyly

Janis giggled "of course! Anything you want is okay with me darling" She smiled as she held your hand and went with you in the direction of her apartment.

Surprisingly based on her ability to buy out a whole theater for you, her apartment was relatively average, though it ran a bit on the pricier side because of the economy lately. The inside looked clean and nice, and the elevator ride was relaxed as she started a conversation about her apartment complex.

"I dont mean to show off where i live, but i hope you like it. When I started living here, it was actually way cheaper than it is now, I'm glad they never raised the price for my rent though. I'm kind of friends with the owner. Not in a wierd way, but we hang out like once a month. They're in my friend group I've had since middle school" She said as she watched the numbers on the small screen above the door go up.

"Oh, that's interesting. I wish I had something like that with my landlord. I've recently been trying to save up for something I want, and it's not going too good in all honesty..... Damn gacha games, am I right?" You smiled, feeling comfortable, but then suddenly worrying you overshared.

"Oh don't get me started! I started playing this gacha game that recently came out and ahhh! The skins look so good, but two are locked behind a pay wall each update" She huffed slightly. "And all the characters have such diverse designs and tons of different ethnicities, how could I not pull for them all and be absoloutely broke in unilogs?" She laughed softly before the elevator stopped, the 6th floor. "Alright now to 603" She said as she held your hand and walked to her apartment.

Nothing was out of the ordinary about her apartment, it was pretty plain actually. Apart from the squishimallows instead of pillows on the couch of her living room. The kitchen was lightly messy, a bowl and cup in her sink with a few pieces of silverware and a stray rag just on the counter.

"It's not much, but it's comfortable for me" She said "well, settle in, I have to go check on geo real quick, I'm sorry darling" She said, excusing herself before leaving to the other room.

"It's fine" you find yourself saying quietly, overwhelmed by the events of today. This was all crazy....how were you now in a crazy hot girl's apartment?! The one chronically bitchless person of the high-school friend group, in this stunning woman's house? It was unbelievable...until you considered this was a paid date. Then reality sunk in. Shit...should you ask her out for real? Would that be okay? Would she be okay with that? She wasn't much of a yandere...it'd be okay, right?

"He was such a hungry little boy, he ate down all his celery in a minute" She giggled happily as she came back and saw you still had your bag with your outing necessities on.

"Oh want me to take that for you?" She offered and you obliged.

"Oh thank you...I feel like I haven't properly thanked you enough today" you said as you looked around.

"Oh don't worry, the pleasure is mine, darling" She smiled "now, shall we get cooking?" She smiled as she put on a pink frilly apron. Shit...you didn't know how to feel.

"Alright" you offered in response with a fake smile as you took the apron She handed you. It was your favorite color and had a lap pocket and chest pocket shaped in hearts of a slightly brighter color.

You two then spent the next couple hours baking cookies and making mochi, before settling down on her couch and watching the news, because nothing else was on, as you enjoyed the fruits of your labor.

"It's not too sweet is it darling? I heard cookies need some salty aspect to balance out all the flavors" She smiled softly as a missing persons report came on over the tv.

Geo Archviste, a 5'4" man with black and white naturally colored hair and blue freckles. Missing since this day 3 years ago, he would have been 21 by now.

That was terrible, his family must be haunted by their missing son...wait-

"Darling?" She asked, as you kinda ignored her prompt for conversation. "Everything okay?" She asked.

"Uhm yeah- that missing persons case...just seems sad." You found yourself saying as you swallowed the crumbly cookie.

"Oh...yeah...that boy was actually my ex...we broke up a year before he went missing but we were still on good terms" She said sadly. "I miss him...I named my little bunny after him" Janis said as she looked down.

"Oh I'm so sorry, I didn't know......I hope he gets found" was all you could find yourself saying, but something didn't seem right. Not that what she said had any contradictions, but you just had this uneasy feeling. "Um restroom?" You asked

"By the door with heart decals on the left down the hall, darling" She smiled sadly and you excused yourself.

You walked down the hall and found the room, but the heart decorated room piqued your interest. She wouldn't mind...right? You opened the door and were met with darkness until you cut on the light and saw a figure sitting on Janis' bed, restrained on his feet and hands heavily.

All you could really see was their perfectly trimmed black and white locks that hid their sleeping face...matching the picture of the man on the missing persons report.

Chills ran down your spine as you went to grab your phone but it wasn't in your pocket. Shit you must have left it behind....how could you sneak out with the missing boy?

You struggled with yourself over this until you heard Janis coming and ducked into a open closet after turning off the light, shutting it behind you.

"Geo darling, I'm back" She smiled as she cut the light on and walked up to him. He looked at her tiredly and sniffled quietly.

"Remember my side gig to try and find you a buddy we can both love?" She asked "I think I found the one, they're so cute! And we baked some things, you could probably smell it" She giggled "I'll give you some when they leave...if they get to. I haven't decided if I wanna reel them in or just go in all at once and kidnap them like I did you" She said happily

"I'd say just kidnap them, two minds are better than one" he sighed, implying you could help him escape her.

"Come on now, I love you...you love me, i know it" She huffed

"Yeah true..which is why I want you to get help instead of doing this to me...." he sighed

"Stop it, i don't need help" She mumbled

"Yes you do. I love you and want to be with you, but you did this and refuse to get therapy. I only broke up with you because you killed my friend, remember. Get your head out of the past and live with me now. I'll stay and all like I've said repeatedly- just come-" he said before she interrupted him.

"Shut up! I don't need help! I'm perfectly fine and you need to shut up. You're only still tied up because you tried to escape the other month!" She shouted, less sad and more angrily.

"That was last year! I've been good for you so I can do normal couple things with you and we could have found our third lover together!" He shouted back, making her tear up.

"Shut up! I'm going back to (y/n)....I promise you'll love them as much as I do" She said shakily before you backed up a bit too far and bumped against the wall.

She looked dead at the closet in shock before walking up to it and opening it.

"Darling?"

#yandere #janis foster #original character #trans yandere #trans #yandere oc #tw yandere #date-a-yandere #Rent-a-yandere

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cartoonfanaticmonsterrobotalien · 2 months

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Solar Opposites: Ultra Opposites The Movie Ch. 12 (from @avaveevo)

Korvo and Terry are making out naked in bed

Terry: Oh yeah… this is the life.

Korvo: Yeah. It's been a crazy few months...but you know...I think we have to disguise ourselves so nobody knows we're the Ultra Opposites...

Terry: What? Why?

Korvo: Because Ophelia and Echo are after us! If we don't get disguises soon...

Terry: Then… they’ll got our powers… what are we gonna do…?

Janiz: *offscreen* I have the solution.

The two alien husbands turn to Janiz. To their surprise, Janiz is human

Korvo: Sis?! You’re human! How?!

Human Janiz presses a button on a watch she's wearing and turns back into a Shlorpian

Janiz: It’s a new watch. It can has a human disguise for us. Including you two.

Terry: That sounds great!

Janiz: Come. I’ll show you.

Korvo and Terry put their clothes on and follow Janiz

Terry: Okay.

We then cut to the Ultra Opposites HQ where, Korvo, Terry, and the kids are watching as Janiz adds the finishing touches to the watches

Janiz: And done. Now let’s test them out.

Janis gives each watch to her brother, brother-in-law, nephew and niece that has each of the Ultra Opposites’ suit colors on each of them.

Korvo: *takes a deep breath* Okay, here goes nothing.

The Solars then presses the watch and it then turn each of them into humans as they grow shocked and amazed.

Human Yumyulack: Whoa! We look cool!

Human Jesse: Oh my God! I got blond hair and boobs!

Human Terry: This is awesome. *looks at Korvo and gasps while blushing* K-Korv?

To the family’s shock, Korvo has turn into the most gorgeous human they have ever seen.

Human Jesse: You’ve turn into the most gorgeous human I have ever seen.

Human Yumyulack: Korvo? Is that you?!

Human Korvo: Yes. Not bad right? Now tell me Terry am I hot or am I not?

Human Terry blushes lovingly

Human Terry: Mmm, tell you what, you look beautiful right now...

Human Korvo: Not a beautiful as your gorgeous human body, you green handsome stud…

Human Terry: Oh-ho-ho... *kisses Human Korvo while playing with Human Korvo's hair*

Human Korvo: *giggling* Oh-ho-ho. Terry…

Sonya comes in and gasp upon seeing her alien dads, siblings and aunts turn into humans.

Sonya: Guys? Is that you?

Human Jesse: *nervously* Hey, Sonya.

Human Korvo: It’s okay kids. Sonya can know about this. She is part of the family after all. *then notices his robe torn about by the transformation* Oh shit! My clothes! *then notices Human Yumyulack looking down at his now ruined bounty Hunter suit* Oh Yumyulack, not your clothes too.

Human Yumyulack: What? *looks down* Oh come on!

Janiz: Don’t worry, I have some clothes for you guys!

Human Korvo: Really? Then let’s see them!

Janiz gets out new clothes for her brother and nephew. She gives Human Yumyulack a pair of jeans and a white t-shirt with a green hood jacket. Then, she gives Human Korvo a lovely outfit

Human Korvo: Woah. This is a good outfit. I guess this is my new look, huh Terry?

Human Terry: Holy shit! You look so fucking hot in that right now, you gorgeous stud!

Human Korvo smiles

Human Korvo: D’aw thank you.

Human Korvo and Human Terry kiss as they moan lovingly.

Human Jesse: *gags*

The kids groan in disgust as they cover their eyes. The scene then cuts to Sherbet sadly looking at an abandon sweet parlor store as a sad flashback plays. In this flashback, Sherbet, who has perfect eyesight and a short puffy hair is waiting for her parents until she sees a car with two foster agents.

Sherbet: You guys picking me up? Where’s mom and dad?

Foster Agent #1: Are you Sherbet?

Sherbet: Why yes? What’s going on?

Then, a sweet parlor employee came.

Sweets Parlor Employee: They were supposed to meet us here this morning but they didn’t show. But they didn’t answer their phones.

Sherbet is confused

Sherbet: What? Did you go to our house?! What has something happened to them?

The foster agent sighs

Foster Agent #2: Sherbet… we’re sorry a car accident happened…

Sherbet: Oh no… did someone get hurt?! Are my parents okay?

The foster agents look at each other

Foster Agent #1: Sherbet… we’re sorry… your parents were in that crash… it was their car… they didn’t make it… they died Sherbet…

Sherbet gasps

Sherbet: *heartbroken as tears flow through her eyes* No… *voice breaking* It can’t be… *breaks down in tears as she hugs one of the agents*

Foster Agent #1: It's okay. You're coming with us.

Sherbet: *sniffles* To where?

Foster Agent #2: A homeless shelter until someone can adopt you… come on Sherbet…

Sherbet then gets angry

Sherbet: NO! *runs away*

Sherbet then hid at a homeless shelter as she sniffles. The flashback ends as Sherbet wipes away her tears.

Sherbet: Mom...dad...I miss you both so much right now...

Sherbet cries as she kneels to the ground. The scene then cuts to Korvo and Terry have sex in their human forms for the first time.

Human Korvo: Oh yeees! *moans lovingly* We had sex as humans before but this is great! *moans lovingly*

Human Terry: I know! *moans lovingly* Bang me so hard you dirty slut! *slaps Human Korvo’s ass, much to his delight*

Human Korvo: OH FUCK YES!

Human Terry: Shit! I think I’m gonna-

The husbands cum as Korvo screams Terry's name in ecstacy

Human Korvo: *screaming voice in ecstasy* TERRY!

The two husbands collapse on each other while panting. Korvo presses a button on his watch and turns back into a Shlorpian

Korvo: Oh that felt amazing…

Terry presses the button on his watch and turns back into a Shlorpian

Terry: I know. That was great...

Korvo: *touches Terry’s face with his face seductively* You were great…

Terry: Yeah, I know...

The two alien husbands kiss on the lips.

Korvo: So, what does this mean for us?

Terry: I think we’re finally safe with our human disguises. And now whatever evil comes our way, we’ll be ready.

Korvo: I couldn't agree more, my love.

The two husbands kiss as they moan lovingly. Korvo then sits up and puts his new outfit on.

Korvo: To be honest, this new outfit is really amazing. Glad you like it Terry.

Terry: Hell yeah, I do. It makes you look more...modern. I like that.

Korvo blushes as he kiss Terry on the cheek.

Korvo: Thanks.

Terry and Korvo then snuggle lovingly. Meanwhile at Ophelia's fortress...

Ophelia: This better be worth it.

Sister Sisto/Echo: Trust me. It will.

Ophelia then sees Montez through the crystal ball and nods at Echo.

Ophelia: Do not fail me.

Sister Sisto/Echo: Oh trust me. It will be worth it…

Echo summons thunder as she laughs. The scene then cuts to Montez who is looking out for any trouble while Bucky comes up to him.

Bucky: Forty hours before the attack and all systems are go.

Montez: Uh, about that, I was thinking we could let the Ultra Opposites take care of this.

Bucky: *groans* Please don’t tell this has something to do with the two alien kids who shrunk us and our dads, is it?

Montez: No no! I think maybe since they’re just a pair of aliens trying to fit in on Earth, it wouldn’t be weird for a bunch of heroes to help us right?

Bucky snaps

Bucky: Montez! These two fucking alien brats have kept us trapped in the wall for years! Now they along with their dads have become a major distraction! They need to go! If you don’t do something about… then I will…

Montez: I understand…

Montez walks away

Bucky: Good…

But just when Montez walks away, Echo suddenly grabs him as she laughs evilly.

Montez: *gasps* You?! Let me go!

Sister Sisto/Echo: Never! *brings out a silver orb piece* You are mine! Now!

The orb fuses with Montez as Montez screams in pain. The scene then cuts to Korvo and Terry watching the news

Terry: Holy shit! What is happening now?!

Korvo: I don't know.

New Reporter: *on tv* All of GeenaDavisville is holding its breath as a new hostage crisis takes hold.

Terry: What?!

The scene then cuts to a life news reporter with a car dangling on top of a broken bridge.

Report Woman: Just 30 minutes ago, police came across a startling sight. A young woman held hostage in a taxi suspended 18 stories above the ground and what appears to be a broken bridge.

Korvo gasps. People who are watching the news gasp in horror.

News Reporter: Every attempt to be rescue the hostage has been thwarted by Echo!

The footage then plays Echo attacking the city and the police which terrifies the Solars and their friends.

Korvo: Shit! Terry, get the others and meet at the HQ now!

Nova: *sees something that shocks her* Wait! Guys! Look!

Korvo looks at the TV and gasps

New Reporter: Compounding the danger is the appearance of a strange masked silver vigilante. Early reports have believed to be Psylock or his boyfriend Dark Matter. But has now been identified as someone different… like a Master.

Cherie looks the vigilante closely and gasp in horror.

Cherie: MONTEZ!

Terry: Fuck! We gotta stop him!

New Reporter: The hostage has been identified as a school teacher from a high school district. *footage of Ms. Perez hanging in the taxi is shown* a gender teacher recently seen teaching kids about genders and patriarchy.

Jesse: Ms. Perez!

Sonya gasps

Sonya: Guys! Our favorite teacher is in trouble! We gotta save her!

Yumyulack: Yeah!

Terry: Quick! To the HQ!

The scene cuts to HQ, where our heroes suit up and are ready for action after doing up with a plan.

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Alright guys! We know our plan, right?!

Ultra Opposites: Right!

Terry/Solar Flare: Hell yeah!

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Ultra Opposites, roll out!

Ultra Opposites: Right!

The heroes spring into action as they head off to save the day. Meanwhile, at town, Ms. Perez holds on for her in the taxi as the bridge breaks apart as she screams in horror and the taxi falls on part on a rooftop.

Ms. Perez: *breathing in and out, then she sees the Master as she screams*

Montez/The Master: SILENCE, MORTAL!

Cherie/Agent Red: *offscreen* Montez! *pummels him* Montez! We’re here to help you!

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Yes, you're okay!

Montez/The Master: Montez is not here anymore! I am Master! *uses his mind wave powers to blow the heroes off but luckily most of the heroes fly off while carrying their friends*

Jesse/Electra: I think Montez has lost his fucking marbles guys!

Terry/Solar Flare: Don't worry! I have an idea! *growls as his eyes turn orange*

Principal Cooke/Super Cooke: You do?

Cherie/Agent Red: Well, we can’t hurt Montez. Some of our gonna have to fight him while some of us stay down there and stop Echo.

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: You guys handle Echo. Solar Flare and I will deal with Montez.

Cherie/Agent Red: I’ll go with you guys to… Montez is my boyfriend. He needs me.

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Very well...

Yumyulack/Psylock: You got this guys! Let’s roll out!

Ultra Opposites: Right! *fly off into different directions*

Legendary Super Shlorpian flies down and lands with Solar Flare and Agent Red as they face Master. Solar Flare is still growling with his eyes glowing orange. Terry then grows bigger and muscular as his skin turns black and rips apart his suit as he roars and his voice gets deeper.

Montez/The Master: Let’s fight…

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Montez, there's no need to fight! Right, Terry? *notices Mundane Solar Flare is snarling at the Master* Terry?

Mundane Solar Flare roars.

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: *eyes starts glowing aquamarine*

Mundane Terry/Solar Flare: *snarls*

Cherie/Agent Red: Oh no! Solar Flare is losing it! L.S.S. hold your husband down! I got this! I’m coming Montez!

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Oh yeah, here it comes!

Legendary Super Shlorpian turns into his super Shlorpian form as he roars and holds Mundane Solar Flare down, who roars. Agent Red then runs up to Master and soothes his face softly.

Cherie/Agent Red: Montez, calm down. It's me, Cherie.

Montez/The Master: *starts to break free from his mind control upon recognizing Agent Red* Ch-Cherie?

Agent Red gasps with joy and kisses the Master on the lips. The act of true love releases Master from Echo’s control as he moans lovingly.

Montez/The Master: Cherie, I’m sorry…

Agent Red puts a finger on the Master's lips

Cherie/Agent Red: Shh… save your breath… *smiling* I’m happy you’re here…

the two couple kiss while Ms. Perez smiles. But then, Mundane Solae Flare is still losing his sanity as he roars. Super Shlorpian L.S.S. tries to hold him down. Meanwhile with Legendary Super Shlorpian and Solar Flare…

Super Shlorpian Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpain: Terry! Easy!

Mundane Terry/Solar Flare: *roars and slaps his husband away*

Super Shlorpian Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: *shedding tears of anger and desperation* TERRY! STOP! THIS ISN’T YOU! I KNOW YOU DON’T DO THIS! PLEASE STOP!

Mundane Solar Flare snaps out of it and notices his husband crying in anger.

Super Shlorpian Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: *crying* PLEASE TERRY! I KNOW YOU’RE IN THERE SOMEWHERE! I WANT MY HUBBY BACK! PLEASE! Please…

Mundane Solar Flare gasps and rushes over to his husband to soothe him as “Iris” by the Goo Goo Dolls plays

Mundane Terry/Solar Flare: K-Korvy?

Super Shlorpian Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: T-Terry? *voice breaking* Is that really you?

Mundane Terry/Solar Flare: Yeah, it's me. I'm sorry I hurt you. *holds his husband close* You're okay now...

Super Shlorpian Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: *sniffles* I was so scared… I thought I almost lost you again…

Mundane Terry/Solar Flare: I know...and I'm sorry. Want a kiss?

Super Shlorpian Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpain: *smiling in tears of joy* Yes!

The two monster alien superhero husbands kiss as they moan lovingly as tears stream down Super Shlorpian Legendary Super Shlorpian's face. They moan lovingly while Master, Agent Red and Ms. Perez lands on the ground and watches the love between the two husbands shine brighter then ever. The scene then cuts to Darcy walking out of a mall while calling her friend.

Darcy: *talking on the phone* I mean seriously, my husband Jamie and I couldn’t do anything about that stuff. I mean, Camilla may have a hotter mansion and stuff, but I just don’t get why there’s a different between millions and billions.

Jamie gasp and then looks up at Echo laughing evilly.

Sister Sisto/Echo: Hello there.

Darcy: I mean seriously, there is no way- *gasp upon seeing Echo* Uh Vi, I’ll call you back. *hangs up the phone.

Jamie: Who the hell are you?!

Sister Sisto/Echo: I am Echo… and you’re all gonna die- *gets punched by Janice, who now goes by Master Smasher* What the fuck?!

Janice/Master Smasher: H'no, leave them alone, y'know!

Jamie and Darcy gasp upon seeing the Ultra Opposites and grow amazed.

Sonya/Soarin’ Girl: Stop right there, Echo’

Echo gets up and growls

Sister Sisto/Echo: Grrrr! This can’t be happening! Well, no matter, I have this… *shows the heroes a red-orange orb piece* It you want this you’re gonna have to fight me- *gets nearly shot by Bucky, but dodges it as she growls* Ugh, fuck you Bucky!

The other Ultra Opposites turn and gasp upon seeing Bucky.

Bucky: Stand down witch!

Terry/Solar Flare: Bucky, what are you doing?!

Bucky: Stay out of this. I’ll take care of this. You guys get back to your homes to safety while I take care of Echo.

Miss Frankie/Shadow Lady: Bucky, I think it’s best if you let us handle this-

Bucky: I do the thinking around here. Now just leave her to me.

Jesse/Electra: *growls as sparks appear around her body but suddenly turns pink* He should probably think about this-

Yumyulack/Psylock: *gives Electra a cool down hug* Easy sis. Let’s just take a breather.

Electra calms down and smiles.

Jesse/Electra: Thanks Yummybear… *looks at Bucky and grows worry*

Bucky: I need that orb!

Bucky then screams in rage as he fights with Echo. Echo keeps dodging his attack as she growls. Bucky then prepares to shoot for the orb piece, only for Echo to get out a bomb. But then, Bucky snarls and breaks the bomb as it goes off. The heroes duck for cover, only Jamie and Darcy to get hit. Sherbet arrived and gasp upon seeing the whole thing. Nova sees Sherbet and shields her from the explosion while something pink appears shining offscreen. The explosion clears as the heroes get up.

Super Shlorpian Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: *groans after transforming and helping lift off the beam from the explosion* Is everyone alright?!

Ultra Opposites: Yeah! Never better! I’m okay!

Solar Flare groans

Terry/Solar Flare: Is anyone still hurt?

Ultra Opposites: No!

Jamie then pants while glowing red-orange as he breaths in and out and starts looking for Darcy.

Jamie: Darcy?! Honey?!

Darcy: *suddenly appears bigger and muscular with long hair as she lifts up a big beam* Hold the funeral, point Dexter!

Jamie: *shock and surprised* WHAH?!

Darcy grunts as she lifts the beam to the air and causes it to smash into pieces. Jamie blushes as the sight of his wife’s new figure.

Bucky: What the fuck?!

Jamie: Whoa. Damn honey, you look so hot right now and- *suddenly lights up in flamea* He he! Cool!

Kevin comes by and gasp upon seeing the red-orange orb piece and touches it as it merges with him. Sherbet and an offscreen figure came as they gasp upon seeing Darcy and Jamie with their new powers.

Jamie: What was...

Sister Sisto/Echo: Ugh! Oh enough of this! *prepares to attack until Kevin screaming offscreen was heard as a flame blast appears and nearly shoots Sisto* What the fuck?!

Terry/Solar Flare and Super Shlorpian Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Kevin?!

Jamie: Whoa. Awesome!

Kevin: Hey hey neighbors! So great to see you! Look I got flame breath! *blows fire at Echo who dodges it*

Sister Sisto/Echo: Grrr! I will destroy you!

Bucky sees this and shots his arrows as at Echo who reflects it and then it hits a building that causes it to crumble into pieces as people evacuate. A part of the building starts to fall on Ms. Perez as she screams as Mia witness this and gasp.

Mia: *rushes over to Ms. Perez* WATCH OUT!

Mia quickly catches Ms. Perez who becomes awestruck of her as she stares lovingly at Mia. The two young women fell to the ground to safety when suddenly, a familiar vigilante wearing a pink suit appears and dodges them with a fan that created a forcefield to surround the two women. The Ultra Oppisites gasp and sees the vigilante is actually Nova, who is now wearing her own suit.

Cherie/Agent Red: Nova! You save us!

Daryl/Dark Matter: Thanks m’lady!

Nova/???: Call me Lady Roseus!

Lady Roseus does her own superhero pose as Echo growls and retreats. The heroes then turn towards Bucky in disgust and outrage over what he has done.

Montez/The Master: What. Were you. Thinking. I mean attacking Sisto and trying to the orb for yourself like that?!

Bucky: It was the only way.

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Yeah! Now look what you have done?! You nearly injured some civilians!

Bucky sighs while showing tranquil fury.

Bucky: I’m sorry okay, but I had to do it while you guys were busy showing off.

Psylock gets angry as he comes up at Bucky’s face.

Yumyulack/Psylock: Ugh! I don’t fucking believe this! What you did was out of line! I didn’t think you would go so slow!

Bucky: I never would've done it but-

Yumyulack/Psylock: Dude, this isn’t right and you know it!

Bucky: Well, I am doing the best I can Psylock! Sometimes I wonder why you’re all even heroes in the first place! You’re all so stupid and naive and only think about yourselves! How lazy and pathetic can upYumyulack all be anyway!

Yumyulack/Psylock: Oh really well from judging from how you’re acting, you’re the only one doesn’t trust us!

Bucky snaps.

Bucky: WELL MAYBE WE WOULD’VE BEEN BETTER OFF WITH FUCKED UP HEROES LIKE YOU!

Psylock gasp in shock as tears flow down from his eyes. The heroes stare at Bucky with disgust, outrage and distraught while Soarin’ Girl whimpers. Bucky is shocked at what he said while Legendary Super Shlorpian state at him with Papa Wolf instincts.

Bucky: Psylock… I…

Yumyulack/Psylock: *sniffles as his eyes develop tears glowing down* I just… can’t talk to you right now…

Legendary Super Shlorpian growls

Bucky: But Psylock wait, *tries to grab Psylock’s hand* just let me explain-

Psylock snaps as his eyes glow purple and his fingertips starts to turn black.

Terry/Solar Flare: Yumyulack?

Yumyulack/Psylock: *voice gets distorted as his skin fully turns black* STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME! *punches Bucky as he roars*

Bucky falls to the ground and groans

Sonya/Soarin’ Girl: Y-Yummybear?

Psylock snarls as he kneels to the ground and grows bigger and muscular while his suit tears. Then, horns appear on his head while his bat wings popped out behind his back as he roars. Psylock is now a Super Shlorpian.

Terry/Solar Flare: Shit!

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: MY LITTLE SPROUT!

Jesse/Electra and Sonya/Soarin’ Girl: YUMYULACK!

Super Shlorpian Psylocl roars and flies off

Daryl/Dark Matter: BABE!

Nova/Lady Roseus: Oh no we have to help him!

Jamie: Then count us in!

Montez/The Master: Wait. *to Jamie, Darcy and Kevin* You three want to help us?

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Are you sure you guys are up for this?

Kevin: Hell yeah! Any neighbor of mine is a friend in need! You were the best neighbors we ever had guys.

Darcy: *flexing her muscles* Count me in too! I’m starting to like this role!

Jamie blushes

Jamie: Oh baby you got me so fucking horny right now. *makes sexy cat growls*

Darcy giggles

Darcy: *giggles* Thanks. *to Legendary Super Shlorpian, Electra, Shadow Lady, Soarin’ Girl, Agent Red, Lady Roseus and Master Smasher* Room for more, ladies?

The Ultra Opposotes girls squeal as they welcome Darcy in open arms.

Miss Frankie/Shadow Lady: Welcome to the sisterhood, Darcy!

Solar Flare smiles

Terry/Solar Flare: Come on guys! We got a Replicant to save!

Ultra Opposites: Right!

The heroes then fly off as they search for Super Shlorpian Psylock.

Bucky: Wait! Take me with you!

The Ultra Opposites, however, after having enough of Bucky’s mistrust and misguided faith, turns around and looks at him in disgust and outrage.

Cherie/Agent Red: No Bucky! You’ve done enough!

Bucky: What?

Legendary Super Shlorpian walks up to Bucky with tranquil fury

Bucky: Oh come on, you and your family had it com-

Legendary Super Shlorpian then punch Bucky while his eyes glow aquamarine and he growls.

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: *skin turns black as he grows bigger and muscular* NO ONE FUCKING INSULTS MY SON!

Legendary Super Shlorpian grows horns and wings as he roars. Cyan marks suddenly appear over his body.

Ultra Opposites: Whoa! Cool! Awesome! Is he gonna get bigger?!

Super Shlorpian L.S.S. then grows even more bigger and muscular as he moans in pleasure and a cyan streak appears on his back.

Super Shlorpian Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: *moaning in pleasure as he grows even more bigger and muscular* Ooooooh fuuuuuuucccckkkk yeeeeeeeeeeeeeees! I NEED MORE!

Solar Flare blushes as his eyes glow orange

Terry/Solar Flare: *skin turns black and he grows bigger and muscular in a control manner* OOOOOOOH KKKKOOOOOOOORVVVVVVVY! LLLLLLEEEEEETTTT’S DOOOOO THIIIIIIIIIIS!

Now fully transformed, the monster superhero alien husbands roar in pleasure. Now a Mega Super Shlorpian, Legendary Super Shlorpian roars in pleasure while Solar Flare finishes turning into his Mundane form and roars as he stretches apart his suit and rips it off.

Mundane Terry/Solar Flare: Oh baby, I feel so horny right now.

Mega Super Shlorpian Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: *seductively* Then come get me.

Mundane Terry/Solar Flare: Ho ho! Yes I will you beautiful sexy buffy beast!

Mundane Solar Flare pounces on his hubby who laughs

Mega Terry/Solar Flare: Mmm tell you what this mega form is making me wanna gush.

Mega Super Shlorpian Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: *giggles in smitten* Solar Flare, you bad dirty boy.

The two husbands kiss. Phoebe comes by and gasp upon seeing the gang and laughs. Then, Lady Roseus sees her and blushes.

Phoebe: Hey. I’m Phoebe.

Nova/Lady Roseus: *blushes* Hi.

Miss Frankie/Shadow Lady: *calling out to Mega Super Shlorpian L.S.S. and Mundane Solar Flare* Hey guys! Nice to see you two having a sweet moment right now, but we got a kid to save!

Mega Super Shlorpian Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Oh right! Ultra Opposites, move out!

Ultra Opposites: YEAH!

The heroes then fly off to save Super Shlorpian Psylock while Sherbet grows amazed and follows them.

Jesse/Electra: Hang in there Yummybear…

The scene then cuts to Super Shlorpian Psylock wrecking havoc as he roars with tears of rage in his eyes. The other Ultra Opposites arrived as they heroically land. Mundane Solar Flare then explains the plan.

Mundane Terry/Solar Flare: Okay guys, here’s the plan! Darcy, Jamie, Kevin, make sure no one comes sees Psylock.

Jamie, Darcy and Kevin: On it!

Mundane Terry/Solar Flare: Dark Matter, you think you can help your sweet boyfriend… *Dark Matter looks at Mega Super Shlorpian L.S.S., and came up with an idea* What is it? Do you have something in mind?

Daryl/Dark Matter: Yes. I know who he needs right now… some powerful which is the love of a parent and his child… Psylock needs his father…

Mega Super Shlorpian Legendary Super Shlorpian gasps.

Mega Super Shlorpian Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: He does?

Daryl/Dark Matter: Yes. He needs to be reminded that his father loved him. All he wanted was to know that you love him. He needs you Korvo…

Mega Super Shlorpian Legednary Super Shlorpian looks at his son. Mega Super Shlorpian Legendary Super Shlorpian then nods.

Mega Super Shlorpian Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: You’re right Dark Matter… my little sprout needs me. I’ll signal you when I need help guys! Time to start the plan! *flies off*

Darcy: Alright, quick! Kevin, Jamie in your positions like Solar Flare said! Stat!

Kevin and Jamie: On it!

The trio then uses their powers to get the citizens away from Super Shlorpian Psylock so they won’t see them. Darcy uses her strength to help the citizens get by on the road safely while blocking cars well. Kevin and Jamie then nod as they combine their powers that helped the citizens head another way.

Jamie: Whoa! That was awesome!

Kevin: I know!

Meanwhile with Mega Super Shlorpian Legendary Super Shlorpian. He flies towards Super Shlorpian Psylock who roars and snarls.

Mega Super Shlorpian Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: YUMYULACK SOLAR-OPPOSITES! YOU STOP THIS BULLSHIT RIGHT NOW!

Super Shlorpian Psylock roars in response

Mega Super Shlorpian Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Hey! What you are saying young man!

Super Shlorpian Psylock snarls at his dad. Then, purple marks appear all around him as he grows even more bigger and muscular and a purple streak appears on his back. Psylock has now fully become a Mega Super Shlorpian as he roars. Mega Super Shlorpian Legendary Super Shlorpian gasps in horror.

Mega Super Shlorpian Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: YUMYULACK! NO! DON’T!

Mega Super Shorpian Psylock roars as he breathes his fire ice breath. Luckily, all of the citizens have evacuated. Mega Super Shlorpian Psylock roars with tears of rage in his eyes as he roars and breathe in and out tearfully.

Jesse/Electra: *gasp* Hurry Korvo!

Mega Super Shlorpian Legendary Super Shlorpian has an idea. Mega Super Shlorpian Legendary Super Shlorpian then desperately flies towards as his son as he finally blurts out the unconditional fatherly words of all time.

Mega Super Shlorpian Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: YUMYULACK! I LOVE YOU!

Mega Super Shlorpian Psylock stops and turns to face his dad.

Mega Super Shlorpian Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: I know you haven’t heard those words in a very long time. But here I am saying to you again right now… please my little sprout come back to me…

Mega Super Shlorpian Psylock’s eyes stop glowing as he starts to shed tears

Mega Super Shlorpian Yumyulack/Psylock: I…I…

But then, Bucky shoots an arrow at Mega Super Shlorpian Psylock as he loses his sanity again and roars. Darcy gasp upon seeing this and grabs a hold Bucky’s arms as she suddenly starts glowing golden-yellow.

Darcy: What are you doing?!

Bucky: Trying to stop a monster… *grunts*

Darcy: HE IS NOT A MONSTER YOU SON OF A BITCH! *glows brighter then ever*

Darcy suddenly gets her own super suit. Jamie gasp and blush once he arrives with Kevin while the other Ultra Opposites gasp in shock. Ultra Man faints. Master Smasher helps Ultra Man up.

Randall/Ultra Man: *blushes* Oh um thanks.

Janice/Master Smasher: Anytime.

Mega Super Shlorpain Psylock roars tearfully as he starts to cry in rage. Mega Super Shlorpian Legendary Super Shlorpian sees the right moment and hugs his son and consoles him by giving him a cooldown hug while stroking his back.

Mega Super Shlorpian Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Shh… shh.. it’s okay… daddy’s here… it’s okay my little sprout… you’re safe with me…

Mega Super Shlorpian Psylock calms down and whimpers

Mega Super Shlorpian Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpain: Hey hey… shh.. don’t cry my little sprout… you’re safe…

Mega Super Shlorpian Psylock breaks down crying as he cries into his father’s chest with tears of remorse as Mega Super Shlorpian L.S.S. holds him close.

Mega Super Shlorpian Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: You okay?

Mega Super Shlorpian Yumyulack/Psylock: *crying* Dad… I’m so sorry…

Mega Super Shlorpian Legendary Super Shlorpian gasps.

Mega Super Shlorpian Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: *smiling in tears of joy* It’s okay my little sprout… daddy’s here… you’re safe now…

The father and son turn back into their Shlorpian forms

Yumyulack/Psylock: Dad… I love you…

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: I love you too Yumyulack…

Solar Flare, now in his regular Shlorpian form, and Electra run up to them

Terry/Solar Flare and Jesse/Electra: Yumyulack!

Sonya/Soarin’ Girl: *flying towards her family* Yumyulack!

Yumyulack/Psylock: Hey guys.

Electra and Soarin’ Girl embrace their big brother as they smile while Legendary Super Shlorpian and Solar Flare embrace in a kiss. The other Ultra Opposites arrive.

Darcy/???: Guys you did it!

Terry/Solar Flare: Whoa! Darcy, look at you! You look awesome!

Darcy/???: Call me Miss Darcina.

Darcy, now Miss Darcina, does a superhero pose.

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Now that’s more like it! Come on guys, let’s put it there.

The heroes then do put their hands together, only for two new superhero hands appear as they exclaim in shock and surprised.

Ultra Opposites: Huh?

The heroes then look and see Jamie and Kevin their own superhero suits.

Kevin/???: Hey guys.

Darcy/Miss Darcina: Honey? Is that you?

Terry/Solar Flare: Kevin?!

Kevin/???: It’s now the Flamethrower.

Flamethrower does his own superhero stance.

Jamie/???: And you can call me Firey!

Firey does his own superhero pose.

Darcy/Miss Darcina: *embraces her hubby in a big hug* Oh baby bear! I am so proud of you! *showers Firey with kisses as he blushes and moans lvingly*

The kids groan with digust

Nova/Lady Roseus: Glad to see you okay Psylock…

Yumyulack/Psylock: Thanks Lady Roseus…

Sherbet then appears

Sherbet: *sighs happily*

Jamie/Firey: Man today was scary…

Montez/The Master: Aw who we kidding? What if Bucky’s right? We go ahead and save the day, but we almost led the town being destroyed and that’s what everyone is gonna see as… fuck ups?

Terry/Solar Flare: Huh? Fuck ups, eh? I don’t think so!

Ultra Opposites: Huh?

Nova/Lady Roseus: But what about Bucky?

Terry/Solar Flare: Bucky… is a stupid jerkass!

Solar Flare gives a heartwarming speech.

Ultra Opposites: *gasp and exclaim in astonishment*

Terry/Solar Flare: Have you been hearing him lately? Everybody would be better off with fuck I like you! These aliens are a distraction! Nope just Bucky!

Ultra Opposites: Whoa!

Montez/The Master: *whispering to Legendary Super Shlorpian’s non-existent ears* I’m starting to like your husband already.

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: *sighs lovingly* I know...he's so hot.

Terry/Solar Flare: I mean hello? *to Super Cooke* Super Cooke, you easily figure out a way to save your girlfriend with an act of true love! And Ultra Man, you lift a beam to save everyone.

Randall/Ultra Man: Well… that is true…

Terry/Solar Flare: *to Psylock* Psylock, you found the courage to save your boyfriend out of your love for him!

Yumyulack/Psylock: Of course I did. He means so much much to me. *kisses Dark Matter on the cheek*

Terry/Solar Flare: What I'm trying to say is we're not fuck ups! We're superheroes! And we will defeat Ophelia and Echo and save Earth!

Miss Frankie/Shadow Lady: He’s right you guys! We got this! Together!

The Ultra Opposites cheer as Legendary Super Shlorpian hugs his husband.

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Now let’s head home! *Nova hands Lili to him as she babbles* Together!

As the heroes then fly off, Lady Roseus stay behind upon seeing Sherbet sulking on a rock.

Darcy/Miss Darcina: *offscreen* Yo Lady Roseus! Are you coming?!

Nova/Lady Roseus: Yes, in a minute.

Lady Roseus walks to Sherbet was is sulking sadly while crossing her arms on her legs.

Nova/Lady Roseus: Sherbet… hey it’s okay… we’ll figure something out…

Sherbet: Huh?

Sherbet then starts crying.

Sherbet: *weeping as tears flow down* No… I can’t… I ruined everything… there’s no hope now… it’s all my fault…

Lady Roseus sighs.

Nova/Lady Roseus: Oh Sherbet… none of this your fault…

Sherbet: *sniffles* I just didn’t want to be alone anymore…

Nova/Lady Roseus: Then let me be your mother.

Sherbet: *sniffles* My… mother? Are you sure? I thought you gave on having a kid when your husband died.

Lady Roseus smiles.

Nova/Lady Roseus: I know… but you deserve better after being trapped in a Wall. I want you to know that you are the most kindest person I have ever known. *Sherbet smiles tearfully* You are very creative, thoughtful and do kind and caring. I know how you miss your parents but, I want you to know, you will never be alone Sherbet. Ever.

Sherbet: Thanks, mom...

Sherbet tearfully smiles and hugs Nova.

Nova/Lady Roseus: Now let’s go home sweetie.

The mother and daughter duo fly off home as Sherbet holds on to Lady Roseus, who carries her. “Wonderful Life” by Zendaya plays.

[JESSE]

Take a look around And see the world we think we know Then look closer There's more to life than meets the eye A beauty to behold It's all much bigger than we know It's only just beginning to unfold So let it all unfold

Far beyond all reason in your mind There's a world mysterious There for you to find All these questions That we always have All we are is curious There's nothing wrong with that So go 'round every corner Search every part of the sky 'Cause a life that's full of wonder Is a wonderful life

Dig beneath the surface Find the lessons there to learn And then dig deeper Feed your intuition Don't leave any stone unturned Be the seeker of the truth Listen when you hear it calling you You know it's calling you

Far beyond all reason in your mind There's a world mysterious There for you to find All these questions that we always have All we are is curious There's nothing wrong with that So go 'round every corner Search every part of the sky 'Cause a life that's full of wonder Is a wonderful life Is a wonderful life Is a wonderful life Is a wonderful life And the answers are far away Look closer Look closer Look closer Look closer

The scene then cuts to Ophelia’s fortress as she gets ready for her ultimate plan.

Ophelia: It's almost time.

Sister Sisto/Echo: Perfect. You know what to do right?

Ophelia: Of course. *looks at her crystal ball that shows Korvo and Terry kissing* Prepare yourselves, Ultra Opposites...

Ophelia laughs evilly as the scene fades to black with Ophelia’s eyes showing.

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