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incorrect-dc-qoutes · 19 days
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Steph: There’s no “I” in team, but there is one in pizza. Tim: So, you’re not going to share? Steph: I’m not going to share.
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incorrect-dc-qoutes · 20 days
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Kon: I like your new pants! Tim: Thanks, they were 50% off! Kon: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. *winks* Tim: The store can’t just give away clothes for free. Kon: Thats’s… not what I meant. Tim: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Kon.
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incorrect-dc-qoutes · 20 days
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Jason: You guys worried about Dick? Steph: Totally! Tim: Yeah, they called me in the middle of the night and just yelled, "what do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do?" Jason: And what'd you say? Tim: "I dunno, I dunno, I dunno, I dunno." Steph: Jason: They're lucky to have you as a friend.
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incorrect-dc-qoutes · 26 days
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Jason: Bruce told me to pick my battles and I picked all of them
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incorrect-dc-qoutes · 1 month
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after damian and tim have an argument:
Dick: Is there something you would like to say, Tim?
Tim: Oh, there are SEVERAL things I would like to say.
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incorrect-dc-qoutes · 1 month
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Tim: So what’s the plan? Steph: I don’t know. You’re smart, *points at Jason* he's mean, come up with something.
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incorrect-dc-qoutes · 1 month
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Steph: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming? Dick: Can everyone in this godforsaken group please learn the skill called "Think Before You Speak"? Jason: Ya know... it might be.
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incorrect-dc-qoutes · 1 month
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Kory: Well, Jason, is there anything you would like to say to Roy? Jason: How do I put this delicately? You’re a horrible roommate and nobody likes you. Kory: How about we frame our statement with “When you do this, it makes me feel this”? Jason: When you live here, it makes me angry. Because you’re a horrible roommate and nobody likes you.
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incorrect-dc-qoutes · 1 month
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Roy: Having two partners is both amazing and complicated. But all our problems are solved with communication. Kory: It’s my turn to cuddle Jason. Roy: FIVE MORE MINUTES DAMMIT!
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incorrect-dc-qoutes · 1 month
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Dick: I am going to cry. I’m going to cry until I can no longer physically cry anymore because all the water in my body is gone and I die from dehydration. Steph: Are you okay? Tim: Did you actually just ask them that? Like, you need that to be answered otherwise you won’t know?
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incorrect-dc-qoutes · 1 month
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jason and tim would be active on tumblr posting for ides of march prove me wrong.
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incorrect-dc-qoutes · 8 months
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Hi there! My laptop broke so posts will cease until it is fixed.
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incorrect-dc-qoutes · 10 months
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Harley: I didn't drink that much last night. Selina: You were flirting with Ivy. Harley: So what? They're my partner. Selina: You asked if they were single. Selina: And then you cried when they said they weren't.
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incorrect-dc-qoutes · 10 months
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Selina: Something tells me Harley's going to be a bit more unhinged today... Harley, holding a lit match and a bag of cheetos: Leave me be, Ivy isn't home to stop me, I'm going feral.
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incorrect-dc-qoutes · 10 months
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*after the bats’ plan goes horribly wrong* Dick: Now it seems we're back at square one-- finding Damian. Tim: For the record, I already found them. Jason: And you let them get away before we could have a meaningful conversation. Tim: They stabbed me! Jason: I'm surprised they waited this long, Tim. We've all had the urge.
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incorrect-dc-qoutes · 10 months
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Roy: They can't make me admit France exists, right? Legally, that's not allowed. Roy: Sure, if France was REAL I'd say I liked it. Roy: But who's to say. Kori: I think France isn't real. Jason: Kori, you've been to France. Kori: And???
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incorrect-dc-qoutes · 11 months
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Tim: You can't wake up if you never got to sleep.
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