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incorrect-dc-qoutes · 2 months
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Kory: Well, Jason, is there anything you would like to say to Roy? Jason: How do I put this delicately? You’re a horrible roommate and nobody likes you. Kory: How about we frame our statement with “When you do this, it makes me feel this”? Jason: When you live here, it makes me angry. Because you’re a horrible roommate and nobody likes you.
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incorrectbatfam · 11 months
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Roy, to Jason: Have I ever told you how beautiful you look contemplating violence?
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the-knight-of-kisses · 9 months
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The morning of Dick's wedding to Wally: Dick, bursting into Roy's room: It's my wedding day! It's my wedding day! Roy, sticking his head out of the covers: Awesome! Dick, walking off, shouting: It's my wedding day! Jason, head also popping out from under the blanket: Do you think he saw me?
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issdisgrace · 4 months
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FAMILY DINNER
WARNINGS: None
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Another week, another family dinner. I don’t even know why I have to attend to these damn things. I got better things to do. I sigh as I enter the manor. Making my way to the dining room, knowing everyone would be there already, considering I’m 5 minutes late. Walking into the dining room, there is everyone as expected. I take note that next time I should be 10 to 15 minutes late rather than 5 minutes, so I can just eat and leave.
“Look who finally arrived.” Bruce says everyone’s attention turning to me. 
“Fuck off. You’re lucky I’m even here.” I say as I go to sit down next to the short stack. Of course, they would sit me next to the short stack. As I sit, the talking amongst one another continues up again. I pull out my phone to check if Roy responded to my text about going bowling and getting plastered this weekend. Of course, he didn’t respond yet. God, I wish it didn’t take literally fucking hours for him to reply to one text. Sighing to myself, I switch over and text Y/n. 
‘When I’m done here, can we go out and get drinks? I already feel like I’m going to one or four.’
‘I have a business meeting at 7 tomorrow that I have to get up early for so unfortunately no, but I can go out and grab you whatever.’
‘Ok. Could you get me a bottle of the good Russian vodka?’
‘Sure. Do you want anything else?’
‘No.’
‘Alright.’
I turn off my phone and place it down on the table. I go to listen to everyone else conversations when Damian asks,
“Todd, why are you wearing a wedding ring?” His question causes everyone to stop talking and look at me, leaving a oh so lovely silence. Great, I didn’t expect to be telling everyone tonight I was married. I guess it’s been a long time coming.
“Because I’m married.”
“What!!” Everyone exclaims.
“Since when.” Dick asks.
“Since a year ago. After being with my partner for 3 years.”
“Why didn’t you tell us?” Bruce speaks up.
“Well dear ole dad. I didn’t tell you guys I was dating anyone because I didn’t need any of you snooping into my life. Then I didn’t tell you I got married because I didn’t need you guys snooping into my life.”
“Pretty valid.” Tim says, looking up from his phone. 
“That’s what I thought too, Tim tam.”
“Rude, we just want to know if who you’re seeing is good for you.” Dick says.
“They are good for me and Alfred already approved of them, so do with that what you will.” 
“Alfred knew.” Dick practically shouts.
“Yes, I did, master dick. ‘’ Alfred says, coming out of practically nowhere with dinner. 
“I don’t know why you’re surprised dick, Alfred knows everything.” Tim said. 
“Well, does Alfred know everything about the person Jason’s married to?”
“I know quite about Master Jason’s husband, but I wouldn’t say I know everything about him.” Alfred says as he begins placing food in front of everyone, one by one.
“Husband!!” Dick exclaimes.
“Oh no, I’m married to a man.”
“He didn’t mean it like Jason. It’s just a little shocking.” Bruce says 
“I don’t care what way he met it…” 
“What is his name Todd?” Damian asks cutting me off. 
“Why do want to know, short stack?”
“I am curious as to who in their right mind would date or marry you.” 
“Oh fuck you. If you really want to know who I’m married to so badly, I’ll tell you guys but after that I’m going to eat and go home and you’re not going to bother me, ask me questions about my husband, or stalk my husband and do a background check on him. Alright.”
“Alright.” Most of them respond.
“His name is Y/n L/n.”
“Isn’t he an actor and like 40?” Tim asks.
“Yes, and he’s not 40, he is 38.”
“Damn.” Dick says.
“You got a problem with it, dick head.”
“No, he’s just what 13 years older than you.”
“Yes, and I don’t care. He loves me. He helps patch me up when I need help. He cooks for me. He gets me anything I want. And the sex is good, so what more could I want or need?” 
“We didn’t need to know the last part, Todd.” 
“Well, count your blessings that I didn’t say what we did.”
“Thank you for sparing the details, Jason.”
“Your welcome, old man. Now I’m fucking hungry and want to eat and go home, so no more questions.”
“Alright, Jason and we will respect your on not stalking, running background check, or anything of the sort on your husband. Right boys.”
“Right.” The others respond.
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arrowmaker15 · 6 months
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(Jason looking up at the whole Batfamily)
Jason: In my defense-
Duke: How the fuck did you start a cult!?
Tim: For the second time!
Duke: Yeah, for the- wait he what?
Steph: We don't talk about the first time.
Duke: Why not?
Dick: Somehow the cult ended up sacrificing bats, and they were all dressed like us.
Cass: Made all uncomfy.
Jason: It just happened-
Damian: Honestly, Todd-
Babs: Boys.
(silence)
Bruce: How'd it happen?
Jason:
Jason: Okay, so, it all started when Roy left me unattended with Lian-
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igotanidea · 6 months
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WAYNE FAMILY ADVENTURES ALERT!!
I REPEAT: WAYNE FAMILY ADVENTURES ALERT!!
THE BEST EPISODE EVER!
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madcapmento · 2 months
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My top ten favorite DC characters (nobody asked for this):
1. Dick Grayson and Cass Cain (I won’t ever choose between them they’re my favorite mfers in this whole place)
2. LADY SHIVA!! You guys don’t get her like I do
3. Roy Harper (New Earth)
4. Vic Sage!! Charles Victor Szasz! Charlie!! I love him so much he’s such a mess of a person xoxo
5. Helena Bertinelli!! My girl!
6. Kory!
7. Tim Drake little brother of all time
8. Donna Hinckley Stacy Troy and Victor Stone. Whoops another tie idc idc idc they mean so much to me
9. Ollie Queen <3
10. Bruce Wayne. I LOVE a good Batman comic hate to hear it hate to see it.
Honorable mentions—
(11) Bartholomew Henry Allen
(12) Wally
(13) Swamp Thing <3
(14) Dinah!!
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frownyalfred · 4 months
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Okay but Bruce realizing that his baby boy chooses a fellow Omega for a mate? I have to imagine that brings some relief, but also a whole other set of instinct related issues Bruce had no way of expecting 🤣🤣🤣
Everyone's already so protective of Jason, but now they have TWO younger omegas to focus on
Jason is out here trying not to be smothered by all the insane levels of Omega mother henning meanwhile Roy is absolutely basking in the attention
Awh, you're so right that Roy would LOVE the pack. Like, I'm sure it's miles above what Oliver does. Jason complains about his hovering omegas and alpha and Roy thinks he's being mistreated or something but it's actually just being sat on and shown affection?
And you're right, Bruce and Lex would be up in arms ready to tear apart whoever dared to partner up with their pack pup, only to immediately fold at the sight of Roy. Little baby. Little sad omega. Someone needs to go "talk" with Oliver.
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Roys first time flirting with Jason be like "Ya like jazz?"
Oh see, I wrote in tags on a post somewhere how I thought it would go down, so I'll just put those here:
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livingdeadvoid · 1 year
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Jason, in the process of dying his hair, trying to get rid of the white: Fuck-
Tim, just trying to brush his teeth: Jay what the fuck are you doing?
Jason, annoyed with the hair dye: Fixing that stupid pit's mistakes.
Tim, catching on: You dye your hair?
Jason: I'm trying to.
Tim: Why? You seemed fine with the white streaks before.
Jason, clearly very annoyed: None of your business replacement.
Tim, rolling his eyes: Sorry for being concerned.
Jason, mumbling: Roy said I looked weird with it.
Tim: Roy Harper said that?
Jason, gritting his teeth together: Yup.
Tim, chuckling to himself: And you're trusting things that man says?
Jason: I don't want him to think I look weird.
Tim, putting his hand on Jason's shoulder: You look fine. He likes you a lot.
Jason, smiling slightly: Thanks brat. Now scram.
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allovesthings · 3 days
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Devin Grayson's trauma dumping of Dick happened at the same time as the Outsiders (2003) and I think I would have loved to read Roy and Dick having a conversation after Blüdhaven is destroyed and he almost killed himself trying to save those people.
Don't get me wrong, while I really didn't like how Bruce handled it after (don't yell at your passively suicidal son that you won't forgive him if he doesn't value his own life), I get why it had to be Bruce there.Among other things, It's his judgement that has Dick spinning around in circles but I wish Roy also got a chance to have a conversation. They've really been building up Dick's declining mental health in the Outsiders. Helena is out there telling Roy that something is really clearly wrong with Dick and Roy himself has created the team specifically because he knows Dick is trying to isolate himself because of Donna's death.
In my opinion, it doesn't really culminates to anything in the Outsiders. Even Donna's return,which you would think was Dick's reason for being so bad if you read The Outsiders only and which happens in the Outsiders/Titans crossover, kinda put Dick in the backseat while focusing on Cassie and Roy. That isn't a bad thing in itself but it kinda feel like they dropped that plot a little bit (Dick does quit and come back but that's before she is back).A conversation between them could have been a catharsis or a resolution of that plotpoint, especially considering the Outsiders shows up at the end and Roy specifically tells Oracle that something is very clearly wrong with Dick after Dick knock him out right before Blüdhaven is nuked.
Also, when I first read the Devin Grayson run, one of my main criticisms (apart from all of the racism and badly handled sa and the fact that she couldn't even finish the story she wanted to tell) is that from the moment Haly circus is destroyed and Babs kicks him out of her apartment the next day until the war games, Dick is isolated and it's very weird because a lot of things happening to him are making the news (Amy is the one who seems to be there, oh and Alfred makes an appearance I guess) but after having read Outsiders, it really feels like Roy was the only one who was trying to actively help him and stop him from self-isolating (and then he got shot in the chest five times).
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lirxtix · 2 months
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incorrectbatfam · 1 year
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Jason: I wish my book would fall from my hand and then someone else and I both reach out at the same time and accidentally touch hands and fall in love.
[later]
Jason: *accidentally drops a book*
Roy: *kneels down to pick it up*
Jason: *kicks him out of the way*
Jason: DON'T TOUCH MY FUCKING BOOK, YOU ARE WRINKLING THE PAGES.
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royboyfanpage · 2 months
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My reaction to DC vs Vampires
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marshie-ghost · 6 months
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thinking about those videos where the parents talk about how you never appreciate the kid's toys thrown about everywhere until the kid is gone and just...
roy after lian died thinking about how he'll never clean up another toy again
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arrowmaker15 · 1 month
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Roy: Could-
Jason: No.
Roy: Why-
Jason: "Why not?" Listen, Roy, I'm willing to do a lot of things with you for the sake of causing our mentors pain. But this takes the cake for the dumbest idea you have ever had.
Roy: It's not that bad-
Jason: You want to try and jump across the gap of a volcano with a modified car! Nevermind the logistics of that, I not only enjoy my girlfriend, but also being alive again!
Roy: Okay, fine! Damn.
Jason:
Roy:
Jason, remembering the best point to make: Plus you're responsible for a whole child!
Roy: As opposed to half a child?
Jason: Roy!
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