#kinda basing their relationship off my own with my cousin

[erigold13261]

I find it ironic that Kento (who doesn't like Eve aka the Fucking Face of NSR) is related to Dodo (aka Mocaper for Sayu aka the Fucking Face of NSR) (did they even know that Dodo, their cousin was the mocaper for Sayu?)

Kento and Dodo were probably close when they were younger, but over the years the two stopped seeing each other because of the distance and probably their dads had a fight or something.

So as they went into their teens, they really stopped talking to each other to the point the two don't really know anything about the other. The most they would probably do is send a text or a card to celebrate a major holiday or send birthday wishes.

Dodo didn't even know that Kento was sent to Nueva York, that is how distant the two were at that point in their lives.

So no, Kento didn't actually know that Dodo was the mocapper for Sayu. He probably didn't even know Dodo was working for NSR at all, or if he did, he probably assumed it was some intern program that Dodo was in.

#jjktalk #nsrtalk #eriverse #eritalks #noart #asks #kinda basing their relationship off my own with my cousin #we used to be super close #and now i have no idea what they are doing #and i doubt they know what i am doing #i don't even think we send each other happy birthday wishes anymore #as kids we would stay up til 4am playing and talking #drawing together and spent hours on the phone #and now we go sometimes years without talking #that is how i see d/odo and k/ento right now #it's not a thing of hate between them #but just too far from each other #too much of a difference #and indifference now

[yonderghostshistories]

I'm planning on starting that MP Regency AU fanfiction! What should I include? (U, PG and 18+ suggestions are all welcome!)

OH MY GOD YOU'RE ACTUALLY DOING IT?!?!!? LESS GOOOOOOO!!!!!

Ok uhh here's my suggestions!! :

-All (well technically 3) the Pythons have a really specific kinda Regency royal/heir-like title/nicknames to them based on where they were born (i.e some random examples; John Cleese, Earl of Weston-super-Mare, Captain/Admiral/General Graham Chapman, Duke of Leicester, Terry "Jonesy" Jones, Baron of Colywn Bay of North Wales). Then you have Vicar Michael Palin (of Sheffield), Baron Terry Gilliam from Paris, France (he says he's a Baron but the others don't really believe him and thinks he's really a phony or something lol), and self proclaimed "Maestro" Eric Idle (from the local Cheshire pub). Then you also have Stableboy Neil (Innes)/Neil the humble Stableboy, Countess Carol Cleveland and Countess Connie Booth (in this AU, Connie is Carol's older half-sister/cousin) of London, Lieutenant David Sherlock (Gray's second-in-command in the army, and also love interest but pretends to just "be friends" so to not make people suspicious about their relationship with eachother, etc!

-Gray is both a highly respected army official by day (at work technically), and a promiscuously gay playboy by night (when he has the time off doing the army business). He smokes alot too.

-Jonesy ends up with Regency era Denise Coffey and learns that she's not as "bad" as anyone makes her out to be. She's considered"bad" because she's apparently "too common" to fit with society. In other words, society thinks she's "too unattractively normal" to be considered pretty, to which she politely says bullshit to :).

-John and Gray are childhood best friends with eachother. Michael and Jonesy are also childhood best friends with eachother. Eric and Terry tags along as well.

-John becomes instantly uhh "emo" and tragic and moody and cold because of his recent breakup with his (ex-)fiancé Connie, even though they just broke up since almost a week ago. He mopes about it all the bloody time that even his friends start to get annoyed by it all, and it makes even his own sappy poetry look like decent stuff.

-Eric and Neil meet up at the weekends to play as a musical duo at the local Cheshire pub. Eric is, ofc, sorta homeless, meaning he has to to stay over at Neil's cottage house but also stay at the local taverns until he has to pay rent.....but mostly he chills out at Neil's house.

-Eric gets a "rags to riches" kinda story where, with the help of Gray who just so happen to be at the local Cheshire pub to "meet a special friend of his" (which is ofc David) in which Gray overhears the pretty good singing, he agrees to hire Eric as his servant and give him a permanent place to stay and enough money to live by. Eric is ecstatic ofc!

-Michael is a kind and innocent vicar, a follower of god, but he's a bit horny too! He particularly has a crush on a nice and kind woman called Helena (who runs the local bookshop in the town). Mike has the hots for Helen but knows he can't actually ask her out due to him being religious and stuff and it apparently going against the rules to marry whilst preaching about god or something. However, he tries to get around this by starting out slow, via becoming companions with Helena by helping her with the bookshop part-time. It all seems going to plan. However, things start to get a bit too *spicy* when Michael accidentally sees Helena in her regency era undergarments (which is a "stay"-kinda undergarment) just as she was about to get unchanged. As if it couldn't get any worse, the stunned Michael commits the greatest sin he has ever committed.......he sees a bit of her bare back. That alone is enough to make Michael faint. Helena, being the good and understanding friend she is, helps Michael get back to life and takes care of the poor soul. Michael is grateful for Helena helping him, but feels guilty for seeing her like that. Helena tells him that it's ok and that it was an accident at the end of the day. Michael smiles, and out of the repressed passion he held back for all these years, he slowly cups her face and begins kissing Helena, and Helena, at first surprised, is then quickly eased and understands and kisses back Michael. Michael and Helena then have the most excruciatingly passionate sex that night, and both are left satisfied.

-Gray meets David in an abandoned farmhouse, and they both announce their feelings for one another, and they both kiss passionately and uhh have the most beautiful gay sex one could ever hope.

-There's alot of "characters running through the moors" whenever the character starts a new relationship, romantic or platonic.

-Gray wakes up naked every morning after each promiscuous affair.

-Terry the Parisian Artist develops a romance with the ""weird"" woman who runs the tailoring clothes shop, Ms Margret "Maggie" Weston. Terry & Maggie bond over their shared weirdness and love for absurdities in life.

-John and Connie began an (almost) lifelong romance (before they broke up) when they were young teenagers of about 16/15 at a ball one night. From there on, they hit it off with each other pretty well. The young John and Connie then sneakily exited from the ballroom, then they snuck out and playfully ran to the garden maze and then snogged each other all night long.

-The Pythons and Co go to a regency era fairground/carnival and have a lovely, fun time there. They also get to ride on the merry-go-round on the merry-go-round horses!

Uhh hope you enjoyed the ideas I gave! Let me know which of the ideas is your favourite and why? I absolutely can't wait to read it!!

#monty python #graham chapman #michael palin #terry jones #john cleese #eric idle #terry gilliam #carol cleveland #connie booth #neil innes #David Sherlock #fanfic ideas

[decaffeinatedunicorn]

i mean, if Hayden got back with her clearly is none of our business, but i feel like people shouldn't be making up assumptions based on "what it seems", so i felt like saying these things now (sorry for the long text).

i follow Rachel for a long time just as i follow Hayden's family and they always got along nicely and spent holidays together even after their breakup, after all, Briar has the right to be close to her cousins and the rest of her family. Valentine's day, they didn't spend together, i remember there was something about rachel posting a picture in his house in Altadena, i think last year, that was exactly the time he had moved to that house that coincidentally was Valentine's day week. When I saw that at the time, my first thought wasn't anything related to them getting back together, but because since they share custody, Rachel had to know how was the new house he lived, and maybe even send some of Briar's stuff there, because again, shared custody.

So alright, later in the end of 2023, she was interviewed by a guy (i don't remember his name), and she mentioned once again her separation (because she was asked but she never says Hayden's name), and even shared some of her thoughts nowadays about marriage and getting with someone (she said that IF she gets to such a serious relationship again she wouldn't want a marriage with the law and stuff)

But anyway, moving forward, i also listen to her own podcast sometimes and she addresses several times (whenever it's brought up obviously) how is her single mom life, and from time to time, she lets out one thing or two about their co-parenting dynamic. There was a recent one (from this year I mean but I don't remember the month) when she mentioned something like "My daughter's dad and I separated when she was still too young so she didn't feel a lot", something on these lines.

What i mean with this whole thing is that Rachel and Hayden will always be close, because they have this bond that is their daughter, but just because they are close, it doesn't mean they are necessarily back, they were seen together a lot of times and people made a fuss over really small things.

About Hayden moving out of his house, i wouldn't be really surprised about this because his house in Altadena was all over the internet and he even had those "fans" visiting him without permission.

Hayden and Rachel already got back together after a split, yes, but it was just a few months after that split. There's a huge difference now, because they spent ten years together (enough time to know why it was better for them to separate) and almost seven years separated and co-parenting wonderfully. They're very grown adults and have the maturity to be in familiar terms without being a couple.

Anyway, sorry for the enormous text, I don't mean to fight or anything, just wanted to share my view on this whole situation because it's something I've been observing for a while now.

Okay, so let me say this: I appreciate the clarification that this isn't an argument. But social media is only a fraction of what people want you to see, and historically, Hayden is a very private person.

He very well could be moving because of fans showing up to his house, but he also could be moving because he got back together with Rachel, we don't know. I'm not THAT consumed with Hayden to need to know what he has going on, but I know that there are people that feel like they "need" every last bit of information about him.

Like you said, they're both grown, and she might be talking about her "single mom era," but let's not act like celebrities don't say shit to throw people off. Good for them if they are back and good for them if they aren't. it's really not any of our concern or right to know what these celebrities have going on.

It kinda did look a lot like the outside of Rachel's house he was standing at in that photo maybe it wasn't idk, but WHO CARES. They have a child together, and people spend years apart just to realize the person they were looking for was right there all along, so really, it doesn't matter lmao.

#celebrity gossip #thanks anon! #UNIspeaks

[frogofshadyorigin]

Okay, it's time for an unhinged and probably completely dumb fan theory. Maybe someone else has even thought about it before me. I'm sorry if I copy anyone.

Spoiler warning for The Magnus Archives, especially season 2.

Okay. We all know the not!them. Like not!Sasha.

I have a theory based on nothing really that explains who can see the person that changed as the not!person.

But first, let's look at all the people we know of that got changed.

There is, obviously, not!Sasha. Changed at the end of Season 1 while hiding in artifact storage.

Then there is not!Graham who got changed because he owned the table that trapped it.

We also have not!Rose, the mother from MAG77 who got changed before the not!them was bound to the table.

And lastly on my list, not!Greg, the cousin from MAG78. The not!them also got bound by Adelard Dekker in that statement.

Now, let's look at the people that knew they were replaced.

We have Melanie, who met Sasha whilst coming to the Archives the first time and later met not!Sasha.

Then, there's Amy, who met Graham and lived opposite of him, watching him but never really doing anything with him.

Next, we have Lucy, the daughter who had fallen out with her mother after they never really got along and only came back when her father had an accident.

Lastly, there's Lawrence, who never really did much with his cousin and they became estranged.

Now that the groundwork has been laid, let's look at what they have in common. What do all of them share?

They knew the person that got changed but also somehow they didn't know them.

Melanie had a long talk with Sasha about ghosts, where they probably also talked about other things. I mean, Melanie was interested enough to want to say goodbye to her when leaving for India. One could argue that she knew Sasha, but only on a surface level.

Amy watched Graham for a long time. She knew of his habits, how he looked, maybe a bit more, but like Melanie with Sasha, she didn't really know him. They were not strangers but also not really friends or anything.

Lucy hadn't talked to her mother in 10 years before visiting them again. Her relationship with her mother beforehand didn't seem like a good one where they would tell each other important stuff and they definitely were distant for a mother/daughter relationship. And even after Lucy started visiting again, it was not because of her mother but because of the way her father always lit up. I think it's fair to say she didn't really know her mother that well. (Granted, this one is a bit of an outlier and kinda hard to fit in the narrative, but I think it still works. More on that later).

Lawrence hadn't seen his cousin in years, only sporadically and they never really did anything. They were related by blood but that was about it. Once again, he knew him but didn't get close to him.

So. And here's my final thoughts that kinda wrap it all together.

The Stranger is often described as tapping into the 'uncanny valley' effect, where things don't look like they should, are slightly off, but you don't really recognize why. And only when you start looking closer at it you realize.

Now, if I didn't know a person beforehand, I wouldn't know that they were changed. Hence why unaffiliated people don't realize someone was changed.

If someone knew that person really well, they'd probably just wouldn't realize if something minor was out of shape. They'd push the thought away or ignore it because they trust the person they think is in front of them. Their brain fills up the non-fitting parts.

But someone who only knows them a bit, who's relationship with them is not good but also not nonexistent, would recognize something like that. And they would start to take a closer look and realize that this is an entirely different person. (Or, more accurately, instantly see it, because their brain doesn't fill in the blanks and mistakes)

Just like, as from my experience, if I know something really good and am familiar with it, I don't realize errors as much as I do with things I know only a little.

For example, if I write a text, I definitely know what words are. But it's so much harder to find mistakes in my own writing than in someone else's writing. Because I know my writing and I know what it's supposed to say and so I overlook the error. If I read someone else's text, I find mistakes much easier because I don't know what's supposed to be there so my brain doesn't just fill the blanks in. And if I didn't know writing (or the person that got changed) at all, I wouldn't be able to recognize any mistakes, since I don't know how to write.

So yeah that's my theory on who can see the not!them for their true form. Someone who knows them for more than a fleeting second but never got around to developing a proper relationship with them.

I hope this makes sense for someone else as well and doesn't just sound like the ramblings of a mad person. And if you have any ideas on this, feel free to interact. I'd love to hear other people's opinions in this.

#tma #the magnus archives #the stranger #not sasha #not them #fan theory #tma spoilers #my brain is weird and gets distracted #i have so much more important things to do #anyway #it's just a theory #hehe

[flowered-mp3]

rant on friend drama lmfao pls ignore unless ur curious about my life ahhaha luv u all

my bf's friend group is a hot fucking mess - i hate it here.

i don't want to be like. that person but fuck, man. i've always been against have super super integrated friend groups where people date each other and get super close with their friends partners and something just happened yesterday that just adds to my distaste of it. i'm sorry, but i cannot be super close friends with cis-het men for a reason and this is why - it causes so much drama and confusion for both myself and the parties involved. i'm not saying that i, a cis-het woman shouldn't be friends with cis-het men but fuck, based on what i've experienced so far it's getting harder and harder to believe.

so summer 2023, someone in my bf's friend group (let's call her jess) arranged a cottage trip with some people (three couples, one dude)

myself

my bf

my bf's cousin (let's call him tyrone)

my bf's cousin's gf (let's call her steph)

jess

jess' bf (let's call him steve)

steph's friend (let's call him cam)

now, this friend group has been in existence before my bf and i started dating (so i'm the new person). additionally, there's another friend group that they're a part of that doesn't include me - let's call them the val group (because they're obsessed with valorant. idfk.) the val group is huge - people dating each other within it, they have a dedicated discord server, etc. my bf isn't super close with them but tyrone, steph, steve, jess, and cam are.

so jess organized a cottage trip with the seven of us and it was fun! i don't have a big social battery so it was a little tough for me because we were all staying in a small bnb with one bathroom lmfao but i did have a fun time with them all. i got to talk to them, get to know them better, and i liked to feel more integrated into my bf's friend group - it made me feel like less of an outsider.

before the trip, i heard from my bf that jess and steve were having some disagreements lately - jess frustrated that steve doesn't make enough time for their relationship, jess feeling that members of the val group are making her life more difficult (apparently, one of the girls that is dating jess' close friend within the val group is upset because jess plays val better than her, i cannot make this shit up lmfao) and steve isn't standing up for her, etc. etc.

flashforward to fall 2023 - my bf told me that jess and steve broke up. i talked to jess about it and it was an amicable break up - they both mutually agreed. she told me that there was alot of differences in how serious they took the relationship, apparently. steve didn't seem to be aligned with her seriousness. jess was making career moves, planning for her future and got frustrated when steve always seemed to be putting it off, never seeming to take their future seriously. they also lived kinda far from each other - i'm talking across the city type shit - solid 45 min drive to see each other. my bf and i are the same but it isn't a problem because we dedicate a single day during the week to see eachother, and we both drive. problem - steve doesn't drive. they've been dating 3 years and this man seriously never got his license, even after jess pushed him to do it. steve also had health issues (chronic knee injury) and never seemed to be concerned about his health, etc. jess expressed that he never took it as seriously as she did and if they consistently talked about it for 3 years with no result, that's it. the relationship is not pursuable anymore, imo. jess also expressed that the cottage trip just further showed her that steve wasn't doing boyfriend things - he would see the other boyfriends do things for their girlfriends and compared it to her own relationship, which did nothing but make the rift grow further between her and steve.

now here's where things get dicey. after the breakup, jess started to talk to cam more often. since we have discord, you're able to see what people are up to and it seems that they were doing things together, talking more, etc. i've also been to dinner with jess, cam, my bf, and myself without steph and tyrone. from the outside, this looks BAD. jess just broke up with steve and now the other friend (cam) that steve was already concerned about starts hanging out with his ex one-on-one? the optics are BAD on that one. and because the val group is filled with a bunch of assholes, they've been teasing steve about it. since steph is friends with steve, steve has been coming to her about how he feels about it. i feel so bad for steve here - it's not fair for him to get made fun of because his ex is moving on with someone within that friend group. but on the outside, jess looks BAD because it seems like she doesn't care about how steve feels and what's going on with him BUT LIKE. the val group sucks! they've been making jess' life hell to begin with. why that fuck would she have a regard for people that treated her poorly? additionally, she's also LYING to steph about where she is. steph asking her to hang and jess saying she's busy or tired, when in reality she's hanging with cam instead. what a mess. and what also sucks is that cam is straight up ok with it and instigating the conflict??? he's like "yeah it be like that dawg" but i'm like??? tf??? you're making it worse for jess? fucking idiot.

because steph knows that jess is lying to her, steph went to my bf to vent about it. do i feel good about it? no lmfao but it happened. essentially, steph expressed frustrations that jess was lying to her about hanging out with cam, and additionally, tyrone ALSO had a problem with the optics of the situation. but the hilarious thing is that tyrone and steph met when steph was dating another guy in the val group, and tyrone was straight up flirting with steph WHILE SHE WASN'T SINGLE. they were hanging out one-on-one while steph wasn't single. now for some reason, they find problems with what jess and cam are doing? steph and tyrone did the exact same shit to get together, and now suddenly when jess does it, they feel some type of way? RIDICULOUS. the second that steph broke up with the guy in the val group, she went on a group skiing trip with tyrone and shared a room with him within the week. and my bf was there to observe the whole fucking thing so my bf is upset because this is incredibly hypocritical (i agree like what the fuck). so because of all this, steph and jess' relationship is strained.

now flashforward to literally yesterday night. i went to an easter dinner at my bf's house and his whole family was there (so therefore, tyrone and steph were there as well). i was blissfully ignorant until after eating, i noticed that my bf and steph were like. nowhere to be found. tyrone was in the living room with his dad and i was busy playing with my bf's nephew so i was like huh idk maybe my bf's busy with his dad or something. he was gone for a WHILE. like a solid half hour. so i thought that i lost my glasses and remembered that i napped in my bf's room so i went upstairs to see if i left it there. then i overheard steph's voice and my brain was like uhhh wtf and i open the door to see my bf and her ALONE in his bedroom, door closed. she sounded like she was crying but i was so just. shook i guess that i just started to ask where my glasses were and left the room. i wasn't even visibly mad i was just. shook. so i just left and resumed what i was doing. eventually, my bf came out he knew that i felt some type of way because he put on his coat and asked to go on a walk away from the house. we sorted it out while talking outside but there's a reason why i'm mentioning this point lol. my bf said that steph was talking about a blow up that happened with jess but didn't mention specifics.

then literally 30 mins later, jess calls me. i missed her call so i texted her what was up and she said that she really needed to talk to me and that i cannot tell anyone that she contacted me. since her and my bf are close friends i asked if my bf knew and she said that she actually wanted to talk to both of us so on my drive home from his house we called and she explained everything.

apparently in jan/feb 2024 steve and jess had a couple of calls. steve reached out to jess wanting to "catch up" but apparently it was a call for steve to ask jess to get back together. jess explained that their relationship problems wouldn't be solved overnight (understandable), and that getting back together now wouldn't change anything. steve didn't like this, and now their break up that was amicable is now no longer amicable at all. now, rumors are being spread around that jess emotionally cheated on steve throughout the relationship, that jess has been trying to get closer to the guys only in the val group. and the fact that she became much closer to cam and my bf after the breakup just does nothing but fuel the rumors. because of that, my bf's name is also being dragged into the drama for ammo purposes and it fucking pisses me the fuck off.

apparently, steph did have a convo with jess about the whole situation, and how what jess is doing isn't "a good look". steph brings up a situation where my bf came over the jess' place to fix her pc and said that she shouldn't have had him alone in her bedroom. in reality, I was there in her bedroom along with cam and my bf, so she wasn't alone with my bf. but recall the situation that happened at easter dinner - she was LICHERALLY in a room alone with my bf. hypocritical? yes but to give benefit of the doubt, i think that this is a misunderstanding though because after, steph said that "if you're ok with hanging out with ___ (my bf's name) alone, you should be ok with hanging out with the guys from the val group alone." i think that steph is misconstruing things - perhaps questioning the favoritism for my bf? maybe steph is implying that jess is discriminating against the members of the val group? even when the val group treated her poorly? ugh. now my bf's name is being pulled up as an example of how jess is "purposefully" getting closer to the guys only, fueling the emotional cheating allegations. i know that it isn't true but it sucks regardless as his girlfriend.

so now, everything is a mess. my bf's friend group is in shambles and i know that this is weighing so much heavier on him than me. normally i wouldn't involve myself at all but this is my boyfriend we're talking about. anyone says shit about him and literally? it's on sight like mark your fucking days. now i also have my bf asking me why i don't deal with his kind of stuff in my friend group and literally i honestly believe that it's because i only have girlfriends and i don't strive to be bestie bestie with my friends bf's. we don't see it as proper so we normally avoid situations like this where people break up and all the complications that happen after the fact. like if i'm close with my friend's bf and they break up, it's bound to cause division within the group because people will take sides - it's unavoidable. i probably sound like such a cynic but it's how i feel based on what i've experienced.

and what sucks the most is that jess is genuinely my friend, as well as steph. it sucks that they aren't friends right now. it sucks alot. just.... ugh i hope that they can sort things out eventually but right now, everything is so tense and heated that it's impossible. my bf and i are kinda caught in the middle of it (my bf mostly though, steph hasn't talked to me about this at all). anyways. that's it for now.

#e.txt

[coldgoldlazarus]

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On one hand, it's kinda ironic that I don't like YuzuMei of Citrus, because I hold not only the position that "sisters kissing is hot" but more importantly, "maybe incest between consenting siblings/cousins in the same age range isn't that bad actually and shouldn't be conflated with actual pedophilia?" And yet, I massively prefer HaruYuzu and the main pairing just grosses me out, not because they're sisters but because of everything else about their dynamic.

On paper, I should be all about it, but in practice I just do not like Mei's vibes or how Actually Uncomfortable she makes Yuzu feel on a regular basis, and how the attraction between them feels very much based on the Suspension Bridge Effect from Mei's frequent sexual harassment. Which yeah, I realize is her paying her own trauma forward, and it apparently eventually tapers off after the point where I stopped reading, but it still feels like a pretty shitty origin for their romance. "Hey kids, you wanna know how your mother and I got together? She all-but-outright raped me until I started liking it."

But on further thought, I think it's also partially because I have a more lenient view on certain types of incest, that my bouncing off of Citrus actually makes perfect sense. Because even if it is on a surface level presenting this as romantic, there's still an implicit undercurrent here (intentional or not) of agreement with the idea that all incest is inherently toxic and unhealthy. The fact that the taboo nature of their relationship alone isn't seen as enough to carry an engaging conflict, but it has to be presented as Steamy And Torrid and Softcore-Hypersexual as possible.

It carries somewhat similar vibes for me as like, those old lesbian pulp novels that could have all the gay romance and sex they wanted, as long as one or both of the women got killed off by the end as editorial punishment for their transgressions. Like, a different approach, but still that same vibe of fetishizing something while still ultimately condemning it in the same breath. With those pulp novels it was a conscious decision, whereas with Citrus it feels more like a result of unconscious biases creeping in and affecting the presentation, but the end impression I get is the same. "Sure you can have the gay, but it's still a sin so they have to die at the end!" and "Sure you can have incest, but it's still a sin so it can only come from sexual abuse and manipulation!"

(And don't even get me started on fucking Oreimo, ugh.)

Idk where I'm going with this, just needed to get that off my chest, even knowing most people who might see it will probably not respond well.

EDIT: Like, I guess what I'm getting at, is that as much as I am in support of problematic media getting to exist and not be censored away, there is also some stuff that I disagree with being considered problematic in the first place? And that seeps into the way it is portrayed, even in media that's ostensibly taking a positive approach to it like Citrus. The way incest and pedophilia are lumped together even in leftist circles doesn't sit right with me, when everything wrong with irl cases of the first ultimately stems from overlap with the second, or otherwise is just plain old abuse with the incest aspect being incidental.

#not a reblog #citrus critical #anti yuzumei #laz cancellation receipts

[devilsrecreation]

You know what? I think it’s time I tell ya’ll a little more about Mad Monty’s dad/creator, Agwe

And buckle up cuz I’m going for ALL of my headcanons (just so they can all be in one place)

Agwe is Mad Monty’s father/creator. An evil voodoo witch doctor who practices Dr. Facilier-type magic and creates “experiments” based off of sea creatures (you don’t wanna know what that means)

He doesn’t really have a villain origin story aside from learning about voodoo and letting all his newfound power get to his head, leading him to become really greedy

Agwe’s original placeholder name was Fæzsïllyêh, but I changed it to Agwe cuz it means “loa of the sea and ships” which is way more fitting

Agwe created Monty after putting a spell on an old stovepipe hat to make it sentient. He was on a boat while he was doing this and it accidentally fell into the ocean. When Agwe went to get it, he noticed that some seaweed had attached itself to it, along with a very rare pink pearl (aka Monty’s nose), and thus Monty was born

He also created a sister for Monty, an unholy combination of various sea creatures named Oceania. Both monsters were supposed to be used as weapons, not actual children. But alas, it didn’t go the way as planned

He is very disappointed of how Monty turned out. The pirate thing is a good start but he hates how Monty’s gotten “soft”

Like Dr. Facilier, he owns a voodoo emporium out of the comfort of his home. He has literally everything

As opposed to Gerald when he was younger, he was the quiet kid, always dressing very plainly and very rarely showed emotion. Kinda funny cuz now Gerald’s the more quiet one who dresses plainly while Agwe usually does a lot of the talking

He’s literally the only one Monty is downright terrified of. He becomes uncomfortable and more submissive, not like how he was whenever he hung out with Teeth

Speaking of Teeth, he didn’t think anything of him at first when he and Monty played together. He didn’t even notice (or care) when Monty snuck out in the middle of the night to hang out with him. It wasn’t until the cousins went on some sort of adventure and ended up hanging with a small jazz band. When Agwe, Gerald, and Tina took them home, he knew his dear nephew was becoming a distraction and set up a plan to “get rid of him”

Agwe wasn’t gonna harm his nephew, of course not. That would be too brutal. Too many consequences. Instead, he decided to lie to Monty about how Teeth ran away at 14 years old out of selfishness. Then, he decided to lie to Gerald and Tina about how Monty was too busy to spend time with relatives. Both parties were none the wiser

He and Gerald always had a pretty good relationship. Gerald would tell his older brother everything and Agwe would give him advice. They had their arguments like any siblings would, but Gerald really didn’t have anything to worry about….until he was told the truth about what Agwe was really doing to Monty years later. Gerald then got up from his chair, drove over to Agwe’s house alone, and confronted his brother about it. A fight soon broke out, with Gerald punching Agwe in the face (even breaking his skull mask in the process) and beating him up by fist while Agwe used voodoo to harm his little brother. Gerald won, surprisingly, but not without a black eye and some bruises. They haven’t spoken since

Agwe would get to confess to his lies to Teeth when he saw him and his creation trying to get an old photo of them as kids. Agwe tried to say it was all just a misunderstanding, but it was no use. Let’s just say it all went downhill from there

Agwe would eventually die in a very similar way Dr. Faciler did: by getting dragged to the voodoo world. After Monty finally stood up to him, he and Teeth managed to open up a portal to the voodoo realm via music, causing all the spirits of past experiments to rise from the dead and take Agwe away. Monty has never felt so relieved

He has a little voodoo doll on his belt and its name is Pippy. Yes, it’s sentient

He’s straight and single, but he does have a sort of crush on Tina. Never actually tried anything, but I’m just saying he wouldn’t have a problem if Tina left his brother for him

And last but not least, this is what Agwe looks like, drawn by my friend @nightmaremp :

#feel free to use him just credit me :) #all my homies hate agwe #muppet oc #the muppets

[thetwistedcryptid]

(art made by my sister) [twst styled pic/sprite of him in uniform soon to come]

“The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly.”

School: Royal Sword Academy

[Sneewittchen] [the dorm was founded upon the kindness of The Fairest of All.]

Full Name: Cailean Atharrais

Nicknames: Cae, Callie, and Bird-Brain (by nrc students)

Grade/Class: Year 1 (freshmen)/Class (No.1-A)

Birthday: February 10th (Aquarius)

Age: 15

Height: 172.72 cm (5'8")

Race: Half Beastmen/Half Fae 

Dominant Hand: Left

Homeland: Shaftlands

Club: Spelldrive

Best Subjects: Humanities (Animal Languages) and Flying!

Worst Subject: Biology

Hobbies: Playing violin (/fiddle), Singing, and Dancing.

Pet Peeves: People who chew with their mouth open, Crowded spaces, and hot weather

Fears: Ghosts!!

Favorite Food: Ruby Berries

Least Favorite Food: Peanuts

Talent: Doing impressions of different sounds/other peoples voices!

Unique Magic: "Beak-a-boo!" incantation: "flock into sight!" [user can freely transform into a bird - European Starling - without the need for a transformation potion. allowing them to fly around, at quite decent speeds, and sense electromagnetic fields/pulses!]

Trivia: His first name is a traditional Scottish name that means “whelp, young pup”, pronounced "Ka-lin". And his Surname is Scottish for “Mimic”. he's very friendly and loves helping others, even to his own determent, though can be a bit naïve at times. hes a kleptomaniac for shiny things..!! and he is secretly kinda insecure about being one of few poorer people in this school of rich kids/princes and is eager to prove his worth/that he can be on par with them. he always feels out of place due to his mixed heritage, but only expresses the stress in private. he also speaks with a very notable scottish accent hes based off of the bird companions of snow white

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Character Summary: 

"the weak never let their wings unfurl."

 He was born during the first snowfall of winter in the cozy farming town of Harveston, one of six siblings (eldest of the sextuplets), to a commoner beastmen (wolf) mother and an aristocratic (militant) fae father. his parent's met while his father was on a work trip in Shaftland (afterglow savanna) from the Blair valley (valley of thorns) for some kind of mining operation, becoming rivals with his mother at first as she opposed this operation dur to it being on her families land but then falling in love. they decided to marry (elope) and move to Harveston (Shaftlands) for a quieter life, and to escape their disapproving families. soon starting a family of their one, one they'd do anything for. 

His father being more quiet and snoody while his mother is more loud and outgoing - she wears the pants in the relationship, despite him being the more powerful mage his wife always seems to win their fights... this pairing of two such different races made it unclear as to how it would go when they had kids, like what the kids would end up like, or if they could even conceive at all - possible, but a very small percent chance. luckily, they could. after many tries. 

Cae, and his siblings, got along well with most of the other children in the village, and Cae seemed to bond well for one certain purple haired boy.. who he often got roped into mischief with after trying to stop him from doing reckless things. 

Due to their parents' families disapproving of their union and disowning them, they didn't really know much about their lineage, but at one point - through magigram(/the internet in general, that he had little access to) Cae managed to get into contact with an older first cousin of his (Yuugo), whom he bonded with rather well. someone who attended Royal Sword Academy (4th yr, Hercules dorm) - a school that Cae had recently been selected to attend! Cae parted ways with his family, promising to keep in touch, and headed for the isle of sages. meeting up with Yuugo in the town at the center of the island - bonding with his cousin more/seeing the sights/occasionally being made fun of for his accent by the locals but never letting it get to him, and soon after began attending rsa. excited to start his journey to become a great mage! sadly his purple haired friend was fated for nrc, but perhaps their paths will cross again soon enough..

Especially with his cousin around to guide him - when he isn't busy with internships, sadly they weren't in the same dorm.. but the idol Neige who inspired him musically was here as well! and in the same dorm!! he just hoped he won't make a fool of himself in front of everyone..

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#Cailean Atharrais #Cailean #rsa #royal sword academy #twst #rsa oc #twst oc #twisted wonderland #disney twisted wonderland

[oatbrew]

What do you think of nightshade? I saw you post about it sometimes but I don’t know if someone already asked u🥲🥲

nightshade’s great! i don’t usually gravitate towards otome w a sengoku setting or a samurai/shinobi premise but im also a sucker for bad ends where it’s just completely pyrrhic with emotionally significant deaths. the plot beats can get repetitive since it’s just one big chase in every route but each boy brings enough flair that i can’t complain too much

that being said… hanzo is my best boy and favorite route in any otome ever. he is legitimately such a wonderful character that i would marry him for real. the writing is cohesive, tight, and enju (mc) has the best development with him out of all the others. i’d rate the game top tier based on him alone. as for the others:

kuroyuki: LOVE this yandere lite creep. enju though had the least agency in this one so big boo on that but that’s usually the case with routes of kuroyuki’s archetype so i wasn’t that let down. his constant remarks about how they’re meant for each other and how they nursed from the same breasts is off putting but honestly adds to the whole vibe so 👌

gekkamaru: obsessive, dedicated guys are top notch and i like how kuroyuki and gekkamaru kinda dip in the unhinged in different spectrums as it also adds a nice layer in their sibling relationship. i would have greatly enjoyed this more if not for a (spoiler) plot twist at the end that robs gekka’s agency and renders his motivations kind of flat

goemon: fun guy and definitely a needed levity in the bevy of tragedy and angst. a bit double sided in that regard as he gives less of a memorable impression than the others as he’s more a baby’s first route or lighthearted palate cleanser in between the more plot heavy or tragic ones

chojiro: the where’s waldo cousin love interest that everyone makes fun of for being absent for a huge chunk of his own route. i really didn’t find appeal in him as a love interest tbh but i found his arc the most tragic and compelling. chojiro had a sense of duty and loyalty that was not as much of a point of conflict in gekka and kuroyuki who had little qualms in fighting their former friends for enju’s sake. chojiro is tormented and he and enju really make you feel it. that’s good shit

hanzo: my love my light my life. everything about his route is pitch perfect. the stakes, the individual character growths, the romance, the climax, the ending!!!! hanzo’s character design, his stoic but fair temperament, his va!!! i can go on for days. shameless plug i wrote 10k smut about him and enju so if you wanna check that out… 👀

anyway great game. good side characters who make you feel emotionally invested enough to feel grief if they died. i don’t think i appreciated the lore as much the first time through although some of the villains’ motivations made me balk for a sec to ask if this whole nonsense was all that productive but it was believable enough i guess where i just shrugged it off in order to enjoy the rest of the game.

#reply. #anon. #jm. #nightshade

[erigold13261]

Headcanon time!!

1. West and DJ have Thier hoodies, shirts and jackets constantly stolen by Thier respective Partners even after offering to just buy the clothes in that size!

2. Adder is a chili head

3. Joust, Purl-hew and Cyril talk long about how to make good Irish coffee ( coffee with whiskey in it) and other alcohol infused coffee

4. The Sayu crew do small warm-up/ cool down routine after each day as it's important to do a bit of excersize even if you just draw all day

5. Nova, Yinu and Mayday all have light up shoes

6. The rest of 1010 call West 'Chubaka' in turn he calls them 'Clone troopers'

7. Tatiana owns all Barbie movies! They're fun!!

8. Kliff has a fear of clowns

9. Eloni is not allowed near vending machines due to an accident that happened when she still had the ring for hair

10. Zuke, Remi and Eve all have spidersonas (and they all wanted the new spider verse together)

1). Nova is a lot more adamant on their partner just getting a plus size hoodie/shirt to wear as he doesn't like people wearing his clothes except in certain situations (ie. partner is extremely cold even with proper clothes). West on the other hand loves sharing his clothes but after some time not getting it back starts either suggesting them to get clothes his size or will steal his clothes back.

2). Like the spice? I actually see Adder as not having a good tolerance for spice at all. He is much more of a bland food kinda guy.

3). They are also probably talking about all other kinds of alcoholic drinks as well. Purl and Joust arguing if fruity drinks are good or not and Cyril wanting to combine their cultural alcohols together for fun. (also love that you put Purl and Joust together in a HC because they do have a kind of relationship I have yet to publicly explore yet lol).

4). This was definitely Sofa's idea. Asked Dodo for help to teach simple exercises and was able to get Tila and Remi to join in as well. It has helped all of them both physically and mentally to have this active time every day.

5). Well for Nova that's basically canon based off the concept art lol. Yinu I can definitely see her having light up shoes as well. As for May, she would LOVE to have some but can't because light up shoes are super chonky and she hates having big shoes on (heck, she hates having shoes on at all). So she just wishes she could have light up shoes that didn't feel heavy/big.

6). Hmm... Sorry, don't know how I feel about this one. Mainly because my family used "Chewbacca" as an insult growing up for my cousin. Also, calling 1010 clone troopers would probably be more of an insult than an endearing nickname (especially to Purl who has major problems with their identity). So, sorry, but for this one I can't get behind as a headcanon (obviously you can have it though! I just have my own issues with it).

7). Those early 2000s Barbie movies were amazing! Don't know if she would be greatly into them, but I can see her having them just for fun, especially after the new Barbie movie that came out (is coming out? IDK, haven't been keeping up to date with it, only know the memes coming out of it).

8). Him and Purl are the same then lol (though for Purl it's more of an unsettling feeling than a true fear).

9). Technically she can still have it, but I think you mean when it was a solid piece of metal. And yeah, at that point I can definitely see 1010 doing something stupid and next thing you know Eloni has her rind fully stuck in the hand slot thing lol.

10). Ooooh! I still need to see that movie! I've been seeing such good things from it. You better believe those three are loving every moment from it! Eve's spidersona definitely has multiple arms. Purl, Remi, and Sofa are also probably talking about animation. Eve, Zimelu, and Celine are gonna make cosplays. Fun stuff all around.

#nsr #eritalks #noart #asks

[a-nuisance-called-sam]

Nobody asked but i need to rant about my fucked up love life so here it goes

So in 11th grade back in 2021 I met this guy in my new school. We used to talk every day and even go home together. It was very obvious that he liked me but since he hasn't confessed anything, I turned a blind eye to it. Ngl i liked the fact that someone had a crush on me. I didn't really have feelings for him at the time but found him cute and was just curious about him.

Cut to some months later, he confessed and i kinda wanted to say yes but i rejected him because I didn't believe that i was ready for a relationship and honestly he would be better off with someone else. So now we are just friends who enjoy each other's company.

Forward a few more months, and we in 12th grade now and i end up telling my friend my real feelings for him and we plan that she will tell him that in passing to see his reaction, based on which I decide if I should confess or not. The reaction turns out to be positive! Hurrah!

So I confess, and guess what? I get rejected.

I was very upset about it but didn't cry because I didn't get the time to. So a month later, I'm on a trip with my cousin brother, my two cousin sisters, my own sister and her boyfriend and we were all drinking and i ended up crying in front of everyone about the rejection. The crying helped a little.

Things became awkward between us so i started avoiding him and even he didn't try to interact with me.

Now it's 2023 and we sorted things out like mature people and i for the most part had moved on except I still felt butterflies anytime we messaged each other which was rarely but still. But then today happened; he texted first and ended up confessing some things.

Turns out he still likes me! And i sort of still like him! This is great, right? Absolutely wrong! I am moving away for college to another state and will only come back to my hometown once or if lucky, twice a year and only for a short period of time!

So basically, when he liked me, I didn't like him (at least not enough to be in a relationship); when I ended up really liking him, he said he didn't like me; now we both like each other and have confessed properly but now I'm going away someplace else!

He suggested long distance but i don't like long distance relationship. My first was a long distance and i didn't like it. It felt like the relationship existed only in name and i want to experience things with my partner like going on dates, kissing, hugging and cuddling which I can't in long distance relationship! There's also the fact that I'm am scared of relationships and push people away and i just don't know what to do!!

I want to give this a chance but I'm scared it will not be fulfilling and we both will end up being unhappy. It would end up just being a waste of both our times and possibly miss opportunity with someone better that we can be with.

I don't know if my worries are reasonable or I'm just overthinking this too much!

#why did it have to be so messed up?!! #we both have terrible timing! #i think it just not meant to be but i don't wanna give up #i guess we will continue our conversation in the morning #until then i don't know whats gonna happen #i find it hard to genuinely like someone romantically but i like him so i don't know what to do now #my own #a nuisance called sam #my fucked up love life

[flwrkisses]

bringing txt home for christmas.

hello my lovelies! i hope you guys had a beautiful christmas! mine was amazing! so, i'm puerto rican and im basing this off my experience of what christmas is like in my own family home. hopefully some if not all of you can relate and imagine christmas with the boys through this!

genre: fluff, holiday themed, established relationship.

✧*:･ﾟyeonjun

he is quite literally going to be the talk of the holiday. he's so charming and sweet to all your family and friends that they all just fall in love with him too.

of course your younger cousins/ siblings love him, he's so cool and hip. he's probably doing tictok dances with them while you catch up with the rest of them.

he makes dad jokes with older people in your family that he knows will make them laugh.

for games like white elephant or secret santa he would be so into! he would put so much effort into the game and make others laugh with his expressions.

one thing is for sure, this boy is EATING. he's eating so well, and compliments who ever made the food. he's so adorable and happy with all the food around.

when it comes to affection he's respectful of your parents so he's not as touchy as he usually is but still does things like wrap an arm around you or kiss your cheek.

he of course gets your parents thoughtful gifts, especially if he's met them before he'll get them something he thinks they would actually want/use. he probably spent a lot of time trying to figure out what to get them too. he definitely thinks gift cards are an easy out.

when it comes to gifting to you, he's very thoughtful. it's probably something you mentioned liking months ago. you even forgot about it, so seeing that he remembered and got it for you means even more than anything.

✧*:･ﾟsoobin

he's the ideal boy to bring home for the holidays. he's so sweet and respectful, overall the perfect boy every parent would want for their child so, of course he shoots a big home run with all your family. they like him so much they even start asking you about possible wedding dates.

firstly he makes sure you're in the spirit of the holiday by buying you guys annoying matching ugly sweaters. he'd be kinda shy about it when people pointed it out, but he should have expected it when he bought them.

if he sees your cousins playing with a switch he'd probably watch until he felt comfortable to actually sit and play with them regardless of age.

he's definitely trying a little bit of every food that had been brought. probably the older women in your family would be feeding him because he's such a cutie when he eats literally feeding him is so pleasing.

of course you guys are getting the awkward posed picture in front of the tree so your parents can post it on facebook the next day. like it's such a funny picture with you and soobin doing that weird prom back-hug pose with two tight lipped smile. he'd like the horrible picture so much that he would have it aa his lock screen for about 3 months.

ah yes soob gets along with your family pet. because duh why wouldn't he? he's so gentle and just wants to cuddle it because yes.

at first he kinda sticks to you because of the large amount of new people he was meeting. once he gets a bit more comfortable he's probably hanging with your cool cousins and the family friends you love.

he's nervous about the gift exchange so he gets your parents a pretty nice gift card with quite the chunk of money to a store he knows they both would enjoy. and as for you... he wanted something that you could tell meant something to him, so he would get you something like a simple gold locket with a teeny tiny picture of the two of you in it that he hopes you like.

✧*:･ﾟbeomgyu

OH HE TOOK THE NIGHT WITH HIM! just like yeonjun he was the talk of the night! your family would love him! especially if they were loud like him. beomgyu would be so in his element, meeting people that you resemble and winning them over so cheekily.

he's so cool all your little cousins/ nieces and nephews want to play games with him. they literally became obsessed with him, and of course just because they're children he still wont let them win.

he will totally sit in front of the tree with you and play the guessing game as to what was in each neatly wrapped present. some of your presents he would take and shake gently just so he gets an "accurate" guess. you guys probably make a bet out of it. you end up owing him 20 bucks.

gift giving with beomgyu is very thought out, he is definitely one to spoil you even if it's just silly little gifts to make you laugh. some of them are silly but a good couple of them are actual functional things he knew you wanted.

he joins in on your family traditions no matter how  ridiculous it light seem to an outsider. he doesn't ask much questions and goes along with it and really enjoys them.

something tells me that he's amazing at wrapping gifts and making them look pretty. he's also good at decorating despite how chaotic he might be so he loves to help your family with things like that.

when it comes to gifting to your parents he'a very excited about it, he's someone who probably likes to get people clothes. so he probably got them some cute outfits he thinks they would like.

bringing beomgyu home is just overall so heavenly, and especially worth it when you see his bright smile as he opens his gifts that he's been trying hard to guess at all night.

✧*:･ﾟtaehyun

AHH!! perfect boyfriend!! literally he's the definition of the man you want to take home to your parents. everyone literally falls in love with him, he's perfect.

he goes out and talks to family members of yours that he hasn't seen or met before. he holds meaningful conversations and mingles around well with everyone to the point where you're kinda like ok guys lol when can i have my bf back lol.

at first he might be a bit shy when your family pulls out the karaoke machine but eventually he'd warm up to everyone and sing a couple songs with your friends or close cousins.

taehyun does not pass up the opportunity to try all types of food, he even talks to the cooks in your family about their own recipes and life hacks with food. he'd be so happy tasting all types of new and/or familiar food to him and even ask to take some home with him.

when he finally gets the moment he would pull you to a quiet spot away from everyone to have a nice moment with you. it was as if he had been running laps at this party he knew it was about time he spent some of the holiday with you.

you know you guys are taking cute christmas selfies on his phone for him to smile at later because he is that type of boyfriend.

when it comes to gifts taehyun gets a little stressed with trying to figure out what to buy and such. he doesnt want the gift he gets you or your family things that they wont use so i probably gifts things like nice kitchen appliances hoping your parents would like it.

you on the other hand, he found it easy to shop for you. he acts like he doesnt really care what you show him online or in stores just to make you think he isn't listening but truly he does. he always gets you things you pointed out to him months back which shocks you because he also likes to tease you about not getting you anything because he didn't know what you wanted. so you are very happily surpised.

✧*:･ﾟhueningkai

he's such a sweet heart he just unintentionally wins everyone's heart. literally everyone becomes obsessed with him to the point where he's invited to other family gatherings regardless on in you go or not.

kai would be very into the christmas spirit, probably would match pajamas with you or even wear something red with a santa hat and such. he just thinks christmas is the time to be all cute and christmassy.

he's another one that would love to join in on traditions or family has, he's literally so into learning shat your family does and likes to do during the holidays. he even shows you some things he does with his family back home. a very sweet moment you both have.

omg if you have sweets or deserts out he will try all of them each and every single one. and he WILL come back for seconds and thirds of all deserts because we all know he loves sweets.

he will probably have a blast with your younger cousins, he'd play with them for a while before hanging out with you and the older-yet still young generation of the family.

he's so cute you know that the older women in your family will be pinching his cheeks and talking about how cute he is. they will also try to feed him everything and anything that he wants.

gift giving to him is probably the most exciting thing for him because he loves to see the reaction others have to the gifts he's given them. of course he was a bit nervous about what to get your parents so he played it safe with some gift cards.

you on the other hand he went OFF, he spoiled you with everything under the sun. he didn't know how much he got you until you were the only one still opening gifts after everyone was done. this made him extremely shy.

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[wooiamamess]

Modern Inuyasha ft my sketches

So I’ve been thinking abt this for a while cause usually I don’t like modern au’s or sometimes they don’t sit right with me. This one though I’ve thought a lot about and came up with the most realistic ideas based off of their characters. FYI, I’m from Canada so I’m going to be creating an au based off of my experiences as a Canadian person so if anything is confusing that’s probably why. Enjoy :)

Inuyasha

stuff abt him that I’m too lazy to put into full paragraphs:

His pronouns are He/Him (but if you called him ‘they’ he wouldn’t care just never the pronoun ‘it’ cause it’s derogatory towards demons) he also doesn’t give a shit abt anybody’s sexuality’s let alone his own (I head-cannon him as demi-ace tho cause I’m ace and I said so)

If I ever wrote this au, he would be 16 and in grade 11

he would be a slacker. He would probably skip a bunch of classes, get into fights, and be surprisingly muscular considering he couldn’t care less about p.e.

He would have an on and off high-school relationship with the hoity toity Kikyo, the class president and member of the debate club. Both of them are low-key ashamed of the relationship, but pursue it anyway cause hey, teenagers are kind of just like that.

He kind of developed feelings for his best friend Kagome in grade 12 (Kikyo’s cousin ***awkward***)who has had an unrequited crush on him for years, but he’s in denial.

The one thing in school that he cares abt (other than his friends) is lacrosse. He has no loyalty or care for his team what so ever but when he’s on the field he kicks ass

He actually got a lacrosse scholarship courtesy of his late father’s college, SJU, much to the dismay of Sesshomaru, an alumni

His prized possessions are his red hoodie and beaded necklace, both Christmas gifts from kagome from two separate years,

He works part time at a full serve gas station

He actually doesn’t know what he took in college, he was honestly just there to play lacrosse. Sesshomaru told him he needed to take something so he kinda just checked a box and then went to classes

He rented out a basement suite with Miroku and Sango in his second year of college and fucking hated it so he moved in with kagome the following semester

His red toque was given to him from sesshomaru and he uses it to cover his ears

He finally dates kagome in his first year of college, and even though you’d think it’d be awkward since they were besties, it was totally natural

Tenish years after college graduation he would pursue a trade and start an apprenticeship

Kagome

Pronouns are She/They, and she’s never really questioned her sexuality, but she knows she’s not 100% straight

She’s 16 and in grade 11 at the time of the au

She lives with her mom, grandpa, and brother at a run-down shrine her grandfather runs

Shewas actually pretty popular in high school. Like a genuine, everyone pretty much loved her, kind of popular

She works part time at the gift shop

She’s been best friends with Sango since elementary, and Inuyasha since high school, but she’s only met Miroku recently

The one class that she did poorly on is her pre-calc 12 class, keeping her from the grade 12 honour roll

She was always competitive with her cousin Kikyo, who made her insecure. She always felt like Kikyo was the “better version of her” so she celebrated the little victories

Like ending up with Inuyasha, or finding out she’s better at archery than Kikyo

She’s had a string of questionable boyfriends including Hojo, an personality-less angel who she just never clicked with, and Kouga, captain of the lacrosse and basketball teams. He also plays hockey, and gets overly competitive with Inuyasha, who is leagues better than him

Originally planned to go to community college to get her Bachelor of Education, but changed her mind to go to SJU with Inuyasha and pursue her passion of Art History

Her prized possessions are her bow, her locket, and her bicycle, which she uses to stay physically fit

She lived with Inuyasha for the second half of her second year and throughout the rest of college. He proposed two months after graduation and they eloped soon after, with only Miroku and Sango present, much to the dismay of their families (jk sesshomaru was actually happy he didn’t have to attend)

After getting married, she would pursue her masters, and eventually her doctorate, to become a History Professor at their local community college

Sango

She’s 17, and in grade 12 at the time of this au

She/Her, openly bisexual. She oozes Bi wife energy.

She’s a B-average student in her academic classes but a GOD at anything sports related

Captain of multiple girls teams, including basketball, baseball, and swim. Not to mention she takes karate, fencing, and taekwondo (as I said, a GOD)

She’s in the mix of an awkward “flirtationship” with her friend Miroku, who she met through Inuyasha but she refuses to admit to her feelings

She and Inuyasha have the greatest healthy/competitive friendship and they bond over their stubbornness to admit their feelings to their respective crushes

That being said, she and Kagome have been besties since Elementary school

Her prized possessions are a friendship bracelet from Kagome from many years back, her family heirloom, Hiraikotsu, which is held at the Higurashi shrine, and her makeup kit (just because she’s tough doesn’t mean she doesn’t appreciate the feminine things

In college, she would take criminal justice and would minor in women studies. She got into SJU alongside Kagome and Inuyasha on a basketball scholarship

After graduation, she would get married and become a full time mom (to Miroku’s delight), but would not let that stop her from pursue of what she loves

Even though she wouldn’t be working full time, she would coach her local sports teams and would open a self-defence class in her own home

In her thirties, she would open a karate dojo with her younger brother, called Slayer-Karate

Miroku

***I would like to preface this one by saying I don’t condone all his actions in this au, but it’s most definitely in his character

He/Him, straight, but would probably be open to experimenting

He would be 18, and in his second year of college

Was probably a solid A average student in high school, now a religious studies major in community college

He was bumped up a grade in middle school, explaining how he’s so far into college at a young age, and why all of his friends are still in high school or are first years, which is why he hangs out with the Inuyasha gang

Visits his old high school often to harass his old teachers and to flirt with the grade 12 girls

He worked part time at the same gas station as Inuyasha, then later worked as an assistant manager at a grocery store

Inuyasha originally looked up to him as an older brother but that quickly disappeared once he learned all of Miroku’s bad habits (womanizing, cheating, etc)

He probably did shrooms his first year to “ascend to a higher power”

He doesn’t own a lot of stuff. He claims it’s because he’s above “material things” but it’s actually just because he doesn’t own a lot. Therefore, his most prized possession is a set of earrings he got as a gift from Sango from a secret Santa they did

Sango was the only girl he never cheated on

He rented a basement suite for a few years with Sango and (briefly) Inuyasha, then later rented an apartment when he and Sango were ready to settle down

While Sango was in her last year of college, he did some travelling around Eurasia to study different cultures and religions. Once he got back though, he realized he wanted to settle and proposed to Sango at the airport (she said yes)

They got married a year later with a modest crowd - neither of them had much of a family so it was mostly just college friends

Would eventually become a youth pastor (or something of a similar profession idk) and would constantly talk about his “glory days”

#inuyasha #inuyasha and kagome #kagome #Miroku #Miroku and Sango #Sango #inuyasha x kagome #Miroku x Sango #inuyasha modern au #modern au #Miroku does some questionable things

[soft-october-night]

The Love Interests in the Works of Jane Austen: An Assessment

This is an "extremely scientific" and "thoroughly researched" ranking based on personality, money, family and connections, and is a bit of a blend between the book characterizations and the film characterizations (and is in no way only based on my own opinions). Here we go, grouped by book but not much else.

Edmund Bertram: absolute trash. His family has treated you unbelievably shitty since day one and not only has he BARELY noticed, he ALSO has treated you shitty. Will fall in love with someone beautiful and fun and when she dumps him will come crawling to you for a rebound. His passion for you is so lackluster that even the esteemed author who wrote about it barely spared a paragraph on your relationship. Has a job but only because his dad owns the land the church is built on. You’ll gain no connections or family by marrying him, since he’s literally your cousin.  0/10

Henry Crawford: There IS such thing as too much fun, and that is never clearer than in this man, who will try to seduce you as a game, freak out when his middling overtures don’t work and then try and seduce you “for really real” this time. You will definitely move up in the world if you marry him, and if you play your cards right it seems like his sister is also just REALLY into you, so see how that goes. Life will be pretty okay until you find him in bed with one (or more, who knows) of your relations. 3/10, 8/10 if you’re into that

John Willoughby: Will be like something out of a romance novel, you’re thinking he’s going to propose and then he just fucking ghosts you and embarrasses the fuck out of you at a party by acting like he doesn’t know you. Somehow marry him (congrats on the inheritance you must have, btw) and get ready to take a backseat to the whims of his aunt for as long as she lives. 1/10, at least you get to live in a nice house.

Edward Ferrars: Oh Edward. He’s a bit of a mess, isn’t he? Super kind, your family loves him, he made a bunch of stupid decisions in his youth that are coming back to bite him in the ass. He is loyal to an absolute fault, but you luck out when his fiance turns out to be a bit of a gold digger and dumps him when his mom disowns him. He doesn’t have a job and neither do you, but his family doesn’t wanna speak to him (lucky you!) and you’ll be happy and poor together if you two can work on your communication skills. 7/10.

Colonel Brandon: He’s got a nice house, the respect of his friends and the community, and he has a LOT of passion. He’ll give your sister’s penniless husband a job, dramatically rescue you from a rainstorm, make sure his dead girlfriend’s daughter is happy and taken care of even after your ex fucks HER over too, and is all around a pretty decent guy. Just. Uh. Maybe, kinda, sorta, needs to go after women his own age and is probably with you because you remind him of his dead girlfriend. 5/10 with the wildly inappropriate age gap, 9/10 without it.

Mr. Wickham: Please don’t. He’s a thirsty bitch who lives for drama and you think he’s fun until you find out he tried to sleep with one teenage girl and is making eyes at your fifteen year old sister behind your back. Marry him (through the grace of mysterious benefactors, cause he ain’t marrying anyone unless he’s paid the right price) and get ready for a life of being surrounded by military men in the north of England while your husband tries to fuck everything that moves. Work that out somehow with him and you might actually be happy. 0/10.

Mr. Bingley: He is a softboi who will do literally anything his friends tell him to do. He is SUPER rich, and marrying him will throw your sister’s into the path of other rich men and he is REALLY into you, but get ready to be sucking up to his sisters for literally the rest of your life. Unless he can ship Miss Bingley off to live with Mrs. Hurst, have fun trying to wage a war of barely concealed insults over the breakfast table every morning, and if you’re marrying Bingley I’m sorry but that is a war you just cannot win. He doesn’t have a job but he does have five thousand a year, and neither of you can manage money. You’ll love simply and deeply and be happy as any two can be. 8/10.

Mr. Collins: Last resort to rescue yourself from a life of being a burden to your parents until they die and then having to become a governess or something. Has a job but never shuts up about his boss. You will have to rearrange everything in your house according to his boss’ will. 2/10

Mr. Darcy: Is a anxious disaster who doesn’t know how to talk to girls at parties and needs to learn how say no to going out when he’s just not feeling it. He doesn’t have a job because he’s a landlord; he owns half of Derbyshire and has ten thousand a year, but turns out that all of that money and land can’t buy tact or charisma. Doesn’t know how to flirt and thinks he’s doing a great job (he’s not). He’ll propose to you out of the fucking blue one day by insulting literally everything about you, but don’t worry! Reading his letter unlocks Darcy 2.0. This patched version gives him humility, a personality, and he WILL gain the ability to rescue your family from utter ruin. Marry him and enjoy a life of luxury and witty ripostes, but beware! You ARE going to have to deal with Lady Catherine until the day she dies, not to mention Caroline Bingley’s barely concealed contempt every time you meet in polite company. Darcy 1.0 3/10, Darcy 2.0 8/10.

Captain Wentworth: Absolutely top tier. Has a job, has earned everything he has, including a fortune and the respect of his peers, superiors, and subordinates. His sister and her husband are practically the only happily older married couple you know, his friends are super fun and nice (even the dour one with all the poetry knows how to have a polite conversation). If you dumped him ten years ago on the advice of your almost comically shitty family yeah, he’s going to hold a grudge, but he WILL NEVER STOP LOVING YOU and the MOMENT he gets over his pride will do everything and anything in his power (including leaping the bounds of propriety!) to win you back. Based on his love, money, and connections you should RUN, not walk, into his arms TODAY and allow him to rescue you from your family and whisk you off to see the world on his ship, at least until Napoleon busts out of Elba. 12/10

Mr. Eliot: Will lose all your old schoolfriend’s husband’s money in a bad deal, has debts out the ass, might be trying to get with either you or the woman your dad has been flirting with for the last few years, you’re not sure. Is totally ruining the rekindling relationship you’re trying to get going with your far superior ex. He wants the land and title your dad has and will stop at nothing to get it. Marry him and you can move back into your old house (maybe? it’s a little unclear what with all the debts) but have every single cent your mother left you immediately put into some dumbass scheme. 1/10

Henry Tilney: another softboi who just wants to act in the school play while his dad and brother plan to ship him off to military school and berate him for not joining the football team. Bring him shopping with you to pick out dresses, spend long nights over tea chatting about books. Has a job, but again, only because his dad owns the land the church is on. Loves you even though you have some very strange ideas about his house, and will forgive you when he realizes you thought his dad either murdered or imprisoned his mom. If he can find the courage to tell his dad to fuck off and let him live his own life, expect a long, happy marriage of snuggling together in a window seat somewhere, sipping tea and reading. 9/10

John Thorpe: Trash bastard man. Peaked in whatever equivalent of high school he had. Shitty and rude to everyone, would post racist memes on facebook and start fights if he could, all while being shitty and manipulative and CREEPILY possessive of you. -2/10

Robert Martin: A sweet himbo farmer who just wants to love and worship you. He has a job, is pretty rich, and while his connections may not be above his class, he’s an earnest boy who wants to take care of you and be taken care of in turn. Marry him the first time, absolutely do NOT let your friend influence you against him, because who KNOWS if you will get a second proposal! (You will, he likes you THAT much.) Marry him and enjoy a sweet, simple life of exactly zero drama (unless your friend is around). 7/10

Mr. Elton: Trifling gold digging trash who doesn’t know what the word no means. Do not marry, unless you want to be censured by decent, hardworking people -1/10

Frank Churchill: Knows how to have fun, but you know there’s something more going on. He won’t let you see his letters, he sends out secret notes, then he smiles and tells you that everything is totally a okay. Another boy with ANOTHER overbearing aunt, only this one doesn’t know how to say no. Marry him if you’ve got the money, but he will always be longing after the poor girl next door that auntie wouldn’t let him married, and would have cheated on you already if she was into it. 3/10

Mr. Knightly: He’s your brother in law and you’ve known him almost your whole life, so that’s a little sus, but he is also the ONLY person in your entire life who knows how to tell you no (and you really, REALLY need to be told no sometimes.) He is extremely wealthy, but more importantly he’s kind and caring about people who are considered “beneath” him. He will break his weird no dancing rule to dance with your shy friend, he will ream you out for being shitty to unwed spinsters who value your opinion, and somehow has the correct read on everyone all the time. You will gain no connections by marrying him, since the two of you already have the exact same connections anyway, but the two of you should be content in a test of wills that will last a lifetime. You’ll be very happy as long as he doesn’t get super pedantic and start correcting you about everything. 7/10

#jane austen #pride and prejudice #persuasion #sense and sensibility #emma #mansfield park #northanger abbey #mr darcy #captain wentworth

[hannahhook7744]

Hi!

So, about some of your OCs.

So Remi is Carlos's younger brother? This should be interesting. I like the de Vil family dynamic. (Remi is right; Carlos should have written more!)

Claudine has a brother?

Freddie and Celia have a brother?

I guess lots of people have siblings! Plus some OCs who don't have any canon Descendants relatives at all-there was a Genesis, daughter of Chancellor Esteban?

And I just saw this-on your other aesthetic you mentioned that Luke Tremaine, son of Prince Hans and Drizella Tremaine, is the brother of Dizzy, Dizzy's sisters whose names all start with D, and Evie? Evie's father is Prince Hans?

Well, I suppose that does make sense. He's royal, after all. And this is why Evie is so close to a girl several years younger than her! Never mind Evie being Dizzy's surrogate big sister-they're actually sisters!

Also, good job on the names. Actual real names! That aren't just nicknames of the parents' names! But are names that have no relation to the parents' names at all! Not in keeping with the Descendants pattern! Which means they are actual real names that make sense! Luke! John! Skia! Nice job!

Yeah, Remi loves his brother dearly but he's very salty about the fact that his captain wrote him more than his own brother did. Especially considering the fact that his captain was also writing her family (Her 3 adoptive siblings, her maybe sister/aunt, her other aunt, her two bio uncles, the 5 Smees, her dad, and Anthony) along with the rest of their crew. Their crew that has nearly 20 people. Carlos only had to write 4 people (him and their cousins), 6 if you counted the Badun cousins. Yet Hannah still wrote more. And you can bet that he isn't gonna let that go anytime soon and that Carlos has ALOT of groveling to do to make up for it.

Yes, Claudine has a brother. His name is Eduardo. Yes, Freddie and Celia have a brother. His name is John. Yes, they're both part of Hannah's crew and minor characters. And yeah, a few of the ocs are siblings of other canon characters. It was kinda unavoidable tbh. And yes, there is a Genesis who is the daughter of Chancellor Esteban which makes her the 2nd cousin of Queen Elena of Avalor. And it makes her Doug and Derek's relative in my oc verse.

And yes, in this oc verse, Evie is Luke's half sister and Prince Hans' daughter. Yeah, it was a theory I got from a fanfiction I read years ago about Hans being her dad. I figured it would put a whole new perspective on Dizzy and Evie's relationship and that it made sense. And you can bet Luke loves both of them dearly. They're his favorite sisters. Though he does love his other sisters alot as well, same goes for his cousins. He actually looks almost identical to Anthony at that age, coincidentally. Everyone comments on it. They even act similar. So much so that people joke that they're clones of one another.

And thanks. I based these off friends of mine though I only had help on a couple of them. If you have anymore questions, don't be afraid to ask. And if anyone would like to draw the characters, feel free to as long ad you send it to me or tag me in any post regarding the characters you make because I would love to see it.

#descendants #disney descendants #descendants original character #original characters #disney descendants original characters #disney original character #original character #my oc shit #my ocs #my oc story #my asks #oc universe #disney descendants alternate universe #canon divergence #sequels and shows are canon because i say descendants #descendants evie #the facilier sisters #claudine frollo #the tremaine cousins #the de vil cousins #the de vil family #etc.

[6sakusa]

‘next time’ kozume kenma.

a/n : so this is actually based off my past relationship & i kinda wanted to make the reader the villain for once so enjoy <3

wc: 1.8k

warnings : implications of toxic relationship, angst, me not proof reading.

you stared down at your feet, eyes pooling with tears and heart racing as your now ex-boyfriend approached you. the two of you were obviously still madly in love with each other, anyone could tell that part. but what you hadn’t expected was an ocean to separate the two of you soon enough, instead of your own stubbornness.

—

“i don’t love you anymore.” that was a lie, a lie that kenma wasn’t quite sure why he told you. maybe it was because he pretty much loathed you right now, but then again, there was such a fine line between love and hate and he barely knew himself where he stood on the spectrum. all he was aware of was that he was being fuelled by an ugly emotion, jealousy? no it couldn’t be, but then how come he despised the way you would smile at lev? the way you would brush his shoulder when you laughed? the way you offered up your food to him when he said he was hungry? even though the two of you were both inexperienced in your first serious relationship he still expected you to understand that you were his, and he couldn’t stand another moment with you contemplating whether you really belonged to him or not.

“where is this coming from?” you were practically frozen in place, unaware if you had registered his words properly as you could hear your heart leaping out of your chest. you bit down on your lip hoping that this was some kind of sick joke that kuroo had put him up to, you would make sure to get the bastard back later, he would definitely pay, how could he do something so cruel-

“i’ve realised that i barely know you.” you forced yourself to look up at him at his words, clenching your fists to the point where your nails were digging into your own skin at a poor attempt to deflect emotional pain with physical pain. so this wasn’t a joke? you scoffed at the realisation, but despite your cool and put together demeanour you felt cold. this heartbreak was slow, it was unexpected and refused to register itself the way it should. perhaps it was because deep down you knew that his words weren’t true, of course he loved you, he always had. so why were you acting like this? it seemed spite was deeply embedded where there was once love and you certainly wouldn’t provide him with a response that would satisfy him.

he wanted you to beg and you knew it, the reason you knew it is because you had made him do it over and over again. at times your relationship felt like a game of cat and mouse as you would always scurry out of kenma’s grasp the second your relationship was heading in the right direction, and it was all because you liked it when he would trail after you, when he’d apologise even though it made him nervous, when he whispered sweet nothings in your ear just to get you to forgive him even though it made his anxiety peak and his cheeks flaunt a dusty pink colour.

but you weren’t like him, no, and you weren’t gonna concede the same way he had done countless times. because you saw this for what it truly was, a game of tag and kenma had decided to make you it. but you would change that soon enough, even if you had to break your own heart to do it.

pride was a sin, not any sin but one of the seven deadly sins and there was no surprise that the deadliest one of them all was your speciality because you would die to persevere your pride if you had to.

“so these months we spent together.. if you didn’t love me then why did you waste time?” it was a mystery to kenma how you were so well put together right now, wasn’t this the moment where you’d start crying? weren’t you supposed to be reminiscing now? this as your cue to say that you could be better, that you’d do better, that you’d do anything. but no, you did none of that, why did you do none of that? do you not care? did you even love him? he was baffled how you were the one asking the questions right now even though there were a million going through his mind.

“i really liked you at first, i thought we could make this work but, w-we’re too different, we barely know anything about each other, what’s the point being together?” he stumbled on his words and you knew you were in the lead. you definitely had the upper hand here because even though kenma was one of the most relaxed people you’d meet in public, behind doors when it came to you he was an emotional wreck, and right now he was playing right into your hands.

“what don’t we know about each other?” you asked, biting back a smirk, you were almost amused in anticipation of his response. it wasn’t that you didn’t love kenma because you did, but something about inexperienced love lead to this, and if this was the end it’s only fit to make it an entertaining one right? because when you went home you knew that you would be biting back your sobs but for now- while it lasts, you had to win this at any costs.

“look, i can't name specific things but you know what i mean, i know that you understand what i’m saying.” he hated this, he hated standing here trying to pick apart what was wrong between the two of you, but ultimately he was correct, there was a void when it came to you two knowing each other well enough, it wasn’t something that could be voiced but instead felt. when had the two of you spent quality time outside of school? or even gone on dates? had you ever even facetimed each other? he couldn’t recall. but despite all this he loved you with a depth he wasn’t sure you’d ever understand and for the longest time he was willing to wait for you to be comfortable and open up. but instead here he was, throwing the same things back in your face that he claimed to be okay with when you had first voiced your concerns on why you didn’t think the two of you would be compatible.

“y/n i’m sorry but-“ “no, don’t pull that bullshit on me you’re not sorry, don’t even bother ever trying to speak to me again.” you interrupted, of course you had to be the one to say it, there it was again your selfish pride. it was sad- no, tragic how much you based your self-worth around it and even though that worth was crippling away you wouldn’t let it go yet, no, not until you were done here. “don’t be childish about this, come on.”

“did you not hear me before? don’t speak to me ever again.” you scoffed wanting to reinforce the last blow as hard as humanly possible. but even though on the outside you were quite the bitch, no one could ever understand the hurricane of emotional turmoil that was sweeping itself through you right now, because it took everything not to cry right there, not to beg him to stay, not to make empty promises about how you’d do better. what you wish you’d known is that he was going through the exact same thing, because the two of you were too stubborn for your own good.

“fine.” he clenched his jaw but his voice was below a whisper, it wasn’t supposed to go like this, it was never supposed to go like this. the two of you walked away from each other and the further away you got the more it started to hurt as the two of you realised how hopelessly in love you were with one another. it was a slow heartbreak indeed.

—

and that was what had taken you to this point, only a month later finding out that you would be travelling overseas to live with your cousins. that’s when it hit you that the two of you truly wouldn’t get back together despite the constant pining on both ends even after you had told him not to speak to you.

“i hate you.” you muttered through your sobs not even being able to bring yourself to look him in the eye. you cursed yourself for being so stubborn, maybe the two of you would’ve had one more month together, now all you wanted was to go back in time, to be with kenma again battling for his attention against the switch. you smiled sadly at the thought as he stood before you after receiving the news that you’d be leaving soon from none other than lev, it’s a pain how things had turned out.

“why?” he asked, not as emotional as you but god he wanted to be, but he had to be strong right? for you..? he’ll be damned if he lets your last memory with him be tear stained and heartbreak.

“you said you didn’t love me anymore, remember?” you chuckled bitterly thinking back on it, in the moment you wondered why you were so hellbent on turning the whole thing into a game, you hated yourself more than anything right now, even more than you claimed to hate kenma.

“i was lying.” he brought his finger to your tears, wiping your liquid heartbreak before bringing you into his embrace and you swore you could see fireworks. it was almost a movie like moment, you wish you could freeze time and stay like this forever but alas this was your punishment for your pride, for your sins.

“i don’t wanna leave.” you sobbed into his shoulder finally letting the dam break, it was true, you wanted nothing more than to stay here, where he was. maybe it was the way that he stroked your hair while you cried or the way you inhaled his scent but you knew this was home.

“i’m sorry.” you looked up at him at his words, if anything you should be the one apologising, there were so many things you wished you had done differently and so many moments you wanted to share in the future but you knew your time together was coming to an end. “i’m sorry too.” you whispered, barely able to keep your voice steady as you clinged onto his hoodie.

“you know we’ll see eachother again one day.” he mumbled into your hair and you could’ve just melted right then and there.

with shaky hands and an overbearing sense of love you pulled away with a sad smile that he returned. “i’ll see you next time.”

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