This was the thing that killed Chayanne, Tallulah, and Phil btw
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(2012 minecraft parody voice) I am mining... there are no blocks of sand.... you are digging down with me.... hand in unbreakable hand... and I hope we mine.... I hope we both mine.......
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I'M FUCKING SOBBING LAUGHING I JUST FOUND THIS OUT THROUGH TWITTER
AND YES THIS IS JOEL'S ACTUAL SPOTIFY ACCOUNT HE LINKS IT IN THIS OLD VIDEO OF IT HIS
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Simeon: MC? *smiling*
MC: Y-Yes?
Simeon: I went to the human world and guess what happened?
MC: You had a good time??
Simeon: Yes.
Simeon: How come there's a fan group dedicated to me?
MC: ...
MC: I don't know what you're talking about-
Simeon: *shows them the video on his phone*
MC: ...
Simeon: These ladies mentioned to me that you are the founder.
MC: ...
MC: Are you mad?
Simeon: ...
Simeon: Just... inform me next time.
MC: *smiles* Thank you, Simeon! *hugs him*
Simeon: *chuckles*
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I find it funny how after you figure out you can just milk resources at the secret club it just becomes this
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Monday morning got you feeling blue?
Soak in the seariously soothing sights and smooth sounds of our newest Krill Waves Radio: Open Sea edition—now in 4K!
In this special collabor-ocean with Chillhop Music artist Sleepy Fish, we’ve got two hours of ambient lofi hip hop beats featuring your favorite Open Sea fronds. Take ten with the tuna, relax with the rays, and settle down with the sardines—the perfect addition to a second screen or TV while you work/study/unwind.
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Incorrect quotes#933 Dad Vs Dad Vs...Mc?
Imagen Michael vs Mammon singing battle versus the custody of Luke...on who he likes more now,and who he should pick on being the best "Dad"
Mich:
Haha, looks like you could use some help
From the big boss of Heaven himself
Check out daddy's glowing reviews on Yelp
(Five stars! Flawless! Greater than great!)
Oh, with the Hand claps on your knees
I wap-bam-boom, alakazam
Usually, I charge your unconditional loyalty
But you get the family rate!~
Mich & Luke:Thanks, Dad!
Mich:
Who needs a busboy, now that you've got the chef? (Woah-oh-oh)
Michelin-tasting menu, free à la carte
I'll rig the game for you because I'm the ref
Champagne fountains, caviar mountains, that's just to start!
Mammon:
Who's been here since day one?
Who's been faithful as a nun?
Makes you chuckle with an old-timey pun
Your amazing mammon!~
Luke:
That's true!
Mammon:
I'm your guy, your day-to-day
Your chum, your steadfast DemonGuard
Remember when I fixed that clog today?~
Little D. No. 2:
I was stuck, thank you, sir!~
Luke:
Oh, you!~
Mammon*Grabs Luke in his arms and puts him in a bed tucking him in like a father*
I'm truly honored that we've built such a bond
You're like the child that I wish that I had~
Mich:
Uh, what?
Mammon:
I care for you, just like a son I spawned!~
Mich:
Hold on now!
Mammon:
It's a little funny, you could almost call me DAAAAAAAAD!~
Just as Mammon and Michael were about to throw down...You kick in the door and start to sing-
Mc:
It's me, yes, it's me
I know you were all waiting for me
I'm here, what a gas
Took a while, but I'm present at last
It's me, it's me
Mccccccccccc!
Mich:
Who?
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U.S. Navy McDonnell F-4B Phantom II of Fighter Squadron VF-111 Sundowners drops 227 kg Mk 82 bombs over Vietnam, 1971
➤➤ HOOT GIBSON VIDEO: https://youtu.be/esJjwizqgk4
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