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justaghostingon · 1 year
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How to be a Bad Husband without Shijie getting Mad at You
A guide by Wei Wuxian
An arranged marriage au because i’ve been reading to many of them recently.
Just after the sunshot campagin, the jiang are still rebuilding, and jiang cheng realizes he has a problem
The jin want to marry jin zuxian to yanli, and take the jiang in as a vassal state, which he doesn’t want
And wei wuxian’s rep isn’t doing them any favors
He needs to rebuild his alliances, establish themselves, and do it fast
So when the lan’s offered a new treaty he said yes immediately, before reading it
He really should have read it, because it wasn’t a treaty, it was lan xichen, tired of his brother’s pining, offering an engagement deal between lan zhan and wei wuxian
Now jiang cheng can’t back out without losing face, and in this state he really can’t afford too.
So wei wuxian finds himself engaged to lan zhan, counting down the days towords their rapidly approaching marriage
As you can imagine, wei Wuxian is not happy about marrying someone who he thinks hates him and his cultivation methods
He complains bitterly to shijie and jiang cheng
Jiang cheng is as annoyed as he is but he can’t think of a way out without rhe lans drawing out first
Wei wuxian says he’ll just drive lan zhan away! Make him want to divorce!
Then yanli steps in, and scolds wei wuxian fiercely,
See lan zhan is marrying out, coming to yumeng to live to a culture he doesn’t know among strangers.
Jiang yanli, who was engaged to do the same once upon a time, has been trained on what to expect, a s knows exactly how hard it can be for someone who doesn’t have her husband’s respect
So help her, her brother will not be one of those faithless dogs!
Neither jiang cheng nor wei wuxian have ever heard yanli call anyone “faithless dog,” and in that moment she looks too much like her mother for either of them to cross her
But wei wuxian’s not out of the game yet.
No one knows lan wangji better than him
This goody-goody is here to play martyr, to play cleansing and keep wei wuxian from his wicked ways, but he doesn’t really like him
He’s hear to be a jailer, not a husband.
All wei ying has to do is treat him like a husband, with all the affection, touch, and teasing that comes with it! Lan Wangji’s three least favorite things!
Lan wangji will be screaming for divorce in a week!
Wei wuxian doesn’t get to put his plan into action until after the wedding, as he isn’t allowed to see lan wangji until then
But once its over, he puts his plan in full swing
First step: cuddling. Lan Wangji hates touch, wei wuxian loves it. So naturally to drive lan wangji mad, he needs to touch him constantly, sitting in his lap, holding his hand, cuddling at night, etc
This does not work. Lan wangji was a little hesitant at first, but now he seems to be tolerating it with only the slight reddening of his ears to show his rage
He even seems upset when wei wuxian isn’t sitting in his lap!
Wei wuxian thought at first that this was because they were inside their house and home, but when he plopped himself down on lan zhan’s lap at a sect conference, in fromt of everyone…lan zhan put his ARMs around his WAIST like this was NORMAL
Now wei Wuxian is the weird one who’s tucking his head into lan wangji’s neck, embarrassed
From this experience wei wuxian realizes something: Lan Zhan’s a secret cuddle bug!!!
He just never got the chance thanks to all those stuffy clan rules
And well, wei wuxian can’t leave a fellow cuddle bug hanging can he? Think about all thr hugs lan zhan has missed that he needs to make up for! He’ll just have to think of something else.
Step Two: presents. Lan zhan never liked any of the porn or alchol wei wuxian tried to give him before, so clearly he’s gonna hate it if wei wuxian gives him that and more!
Wei wuxian starts piling lan wangji with gifts. Porn! They’re married now so he can’t refuse! Alcohol, the best of the best! Spicy food he made himself! This pretty ribbon he saw at thr market and thought of lan zhan! This lantern with a bunny on it! That silk with bunnies…this painting of bunnies…
He might have gone a bit overboard with the bunnies
No matter what he gives him, lan wangji takes it with solemn grattitude, and tries it out. This proves a problem when lan wangji keeps eating the spicy food even as it clearly hurts him
Shijie frowns disaprovingly at him once while watching lan wangji guzzle water, and wei ying swore to do it never again
The less said about the alcohol incident the better
There is one more serious gift he gives lan wangji, one he knows he won’t dissaprove of. Smuggled among the presents and clothes, he brings in new “attendents” who look suspiciously like those wen remandents who seemingly vanished into thin air from their containment camp.
Lan wangji takes them in gravely, and soon their home is filled with the sound of laughter as a small boy runs after lan zhan
So clearly gifts aren’t working. Time for step three: sex
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…..lan zhan won.
Maybe all those gifts of porn were a bad idea, sullying such a pure mind
At this point Wei Wuxian is getting desperate, nothing he does is making lan wangji less willing to marry him. Its time for desprate measures…
Step Four: tell the truth. He’s never going to stop demonic cultivation and return to the sword path. He can’t.
He needed to tell him anyway, with all the touching they do, it was only a matter of time before he figured it out himself.
Lan Wangji says nothing as wei wuxian explains how he lost his core (still not mentioning how, he’ll take jiang cheng’s secret to the grave) how he was in the burial mounds, how its gone, gone gone and this is all he has left!
Before he knows it he’s a sobbing mess, tears and snot trailing down his face.
Not a very pretty picture for a husband huh?
Lan wangji only opens his arms, and pulls wei wuxian close, letting him cry himself silly in his arms.
It hurts, but it also feels good, safe, like lan zhan is a rock who will stay steady even against the tide of his own emotions
Still, it was a lot, and once he calms down he thinks this time, for sure, lan wangji will leave. He was kind in the confession, because that’s his nature, but surely, surely he doesn’t want to stay chained to a man who can’t even cultivate.
Jiang yanli asks to speak to lan wangji privately, to check in on how he’s adjusting, and wei wuxian sneaks in to listen, bracing for the worst
…when had the worst become lan zhan leaving?
Yanli asks if he has any complains, wei wuxian tenses, and lan zhan…
“I’ve never been so happy,” lan zhan says, because lan’s do not lie.
Wei wuxian is so shocked he tumbles from his hiding place. Yanli frowns with exasperation at him but all his attention is on lan wangji
Do you mean it? He asks
Of course,” lan wangji nods, then adds, “i love you” as if it were the simplest thing in the world.
Wei wuxian is laughing, he’s crying, he has an armful of lan zhan and the taste of his lips and well…
Maybe this marriage thing is pretty great actually.
The end
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bingqiv · 23 days
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quick question. but what is it with the trend to turn canon gay relationships into a m/f ship in fanfiction. like that lowkey feels homophobic?
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piiinkfreak · 1 month
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Old mdzs doodles i forgot to finish
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rarepears · 1 year
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Meng Yao ends up mistaking the wrong cultivator clad in yellow as his father.
[More in #Meng Yao ends up mistaking the wrong cultivator clad in yellow as his father AU]
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haus-of-wu-ao3 · 1 year
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wei ying moves into a new luxury apartment building and keeps running into the hot guy that lives in the penthouse. he's doing the Most to not be weird about it.
it turns out that the person who asked for a pet sitter for his rabbits via the building resident portal is actually the Mystery hot man and wei ying is not gonna make it out of this alive
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thedarkone121 · 11 months
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My art rut is so bad. I normally would have done the line art for those but by all that is good, I could not be happy with different pose perspective. But ya know what? I still want to post this.
Enjoy a Smiling Poison with her Mischievous Spiders
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feralcrybaby · 1 year
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demonic cultivator Lan Xichen from my comic
here https://www.tumblr.com/feralcrybaby/704660558281080832/lxc-stop-that-youre-an-angel-post-canon-post?source=share
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malwad · 2 years
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justacoyote · 1 year
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A little doodle of a modern au Mincheng. I still like this doodle. Pet rescuer Jiang Cheng! NMJ’s shirt says it all.
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purpleglassshoes · 1 year
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here's your modern day hanguang-jun and yiling laozu
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[BREAKING NEWS]
Film Emperor Lan Wangji and rookie actor Wei Wuxian were casted for the role Hanguang-Jun and Yiling Laozu respectively in the hit IP xianxia novel, Settling Resentment.
The official shooting of the said live adaptation is expected to start in July.
"Lan er-gege really suits the role of Hanguang-Jun. You're both so stoic and... heartless."
"Wei Ying seems to forget something—the novel clearly stated that towards Yiling Laozu, Hanguang-Jun fancy him... beyond insanity."
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reblogs-and-musings · 10 months
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i just have the untamed taskmaster!au brainrot so.
jiang cheng as greg and nie huaisang alex.
as the old useless man, jin guangshang
as the younger woman who calls out misogyny, wen qing
no older woman who ends up winning but instead lan jingyi that makes jokes the other contestants don't get
and of course wwx & lwj
wwx as the person with The Outfit
lwj as the person who is silent and does usually bad but in a brilliant way
wwx decides that he and lwj are rivals beforehand, obviously
they end up together in the 2-team teamtasks it starts off a bit wonky until they come to a task where they need to act for whatever reason. they make a funny romcom joke where they kiss :)
their relationship comes with a lot of ~ tension ~ during the live shows
during some of the live tasks, they help each other
wwx brings as the most huggable item lwj (everyone would want to hug lwj??) (lwj brings a stuffed toy bunny)
at the end during one of the last live tasks, they confess idk :3
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blankerthought · 2 years
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have i actually said here that i made an au of canon so my players can play a wen sect member but still be in the 13 years? i made the war a cold war, called the Unlit Flame, and of course i had to end it on a suitably dramatic note with Wen Ruohan dissappearing mysteriously and the blame being placed at Yling Lazou’s feet- who had been joined by the best healer in the world, Wen Qing, for reasons nobody knows.
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piiinkfreak · 6 months
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My main gurls!! I just love them and they would make such a fun little group!
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rarepears · 2 years
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For sung jinwoo x wen ruohan au
I think that they (the wen sect) technically had a longer lifespan rather than the other sect because they have more knowledge of sicknesses and how to cure them (all the herbalism notes he brings back from the earth so they can study what plant is used for what)
Yes. There's also the standard xianxia setting that the higher your cultivation rank levels up, the longer your lifespan becomes.
Wen Ruohan's cultivation is extremely high, which is how he's still young and youthful while his Lan peers (I think it was written in chapter 1 but I could be wrong) are now ranked as elders and have the whole white hair winkled skin look.
But I also imagine that the modern knowledge that Sung Jinwoo has brought back has also led to some interesting discoveries and shortcuts for the Wen Sect when it comes to increasing cultivation rank/stage/level - whatever the standard terminology is.
Another benefit is just the Wen Sect's lower casualty rate in night hunts. Why? Because there's shadow soldiers.
There really aren't that many night hunts going on for disciples. It's more like field trips to be honest since all the truly dangerous ones (but also the mundane ones) are dealt with shadow soldiers. Wen disciples focus more on the government stuff that shadow summons can't do... like paperwork. Presiding over hearings and trials. Being cultivator ubers.
This is yet another reason why Wen Ruohan doesn't allow disciples to leave Qishan until they are much older; they just don't get as much night hunting experience as other sects' disciples do.
[read more in #the married life of sung jinwoo and wen ruohan au]
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haus-of-wu-ao3 · 1 year
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modern fluff idea: wei wuxian trying to cook every fake protein and rating them while lan wangji just sits there like "i really wouldn't know how to compare the flavor to the real thing"
inspired by true events, aka me, an omnivore, dating someone who has been vegetarian since birth
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crivalsduo · 2 months
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watching mdsz again and what if i said c!dnb au.....
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