#not for regs / // like this is a joke obviously but you actually do make my life hell 4 no reason and this is actually annoying lol
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speaking of devouring fics where sirius' gender has been trans-ed, do you have any recs?? i know some people don't like to recommend fics so feel free to ignore if that's your vibe!
yes, i do have recs for this! here are a few off the top of my head, in no particular order:
honey sweet by @vajazzly
explicit - ft. city boy sirus who is down bad for the beekeeper with horrible fashion sense (but he’s good with this hands)
gathering home by @quietlemonhush
explicit - sirius raising regulus & harry after literally burning down his family home, remus is reg’s teacher. heavy themes but overall very funny & sweet & tender.
suffer for the people - orphan account
remus is regulus’s camp counselor, has lil bit of a meltdown and asks for his brother who comes to visit to calm him down. feelings occur. sooo cute & comforting, very fluffy.
our destiny in the stars - orphan account
explicit - remus is insecure about his (plus size, disabled) body and decides to try online dating where matches can’t see what the other person looks like. he meets sirius (trans, a teacher) and they uh - hit it off. this fic makes me smile so damn big. it’s just - it’s a classic, i’ve read it a million times.
whatever words i say - orphan account
sirius can’t stop acting out and it’s stressing out the rest of his band, so lily hires remus to keep an eye on him. obviously, they fall in love. a sweet lil band au.
a fool and his money - orphan account
explicit - chronically ill remus is roommates with regulus, meets his rich older brother and agrees to an arrangement: pretend to date sirius, show up with him to events - in exchange for money. y’all can guess where this is going and it’s so good. love a good sugar daddy/fake dating fic.
abyss by @titstraction
explicit - highschool au, remus & sirius are both on the track team and can’t seem to the same page. this fic is - so good. it’s very much a comfort read for me, but there are some heavy themes and transphobic jokes. this fic will hurt your feelings but it will also make you giggle and kick your feet and scream into your pillow.
have time to grow by queer_and_trashy
explicit - queer professor & amateur poet remus meets trans professional poet sirius - they try to get their shit together. hot & sweet and just, deeply deeply gay.
the entire rock n’ pole verse by @jennandblitz and fivepips
explicit - ace rock climber remus meets genderfluid dancer (mainly pole) sirius. this ‘verse is huge, there’s literally millions of words of it and y’all - i’ve read all of it. incredible ace representation, and overall just very sweet and sappy. mild angst, but everyone is in love & has a happy ending so don’t worry!
living like we’re renegades - orphan account
explicit - cheerleader sirius + journalist remus = everything i’ve ever wanted. i loooove this sirius so much they’re so gender.
the prettiest star ‘verse by raging_queer
tattoo artist sirius meets single dad remus - actually, sirius meets his child, teddy. sweet bonding with teddy looking up to Elder Queer sirius. very fluffy and comforting.
staying strangers by 3amandcounting
the texting fic, my fave of all-time. genderfluid sirius & demisexual remus. if there is one fic out there that will just make you want to open a window and yell about it to the other townsfolk - it’s this one. idek how to explain it, it’s just - it’s perfect.
also most of my fic features trans sirius, my masterlist is pinned!
disclaimer: this list is non-exhaustive, i know i’ve forgotten some, and i will be updating this tomorrow when i’m not half-asleep. and y’all, please reply with your fave trans sirius fics bc i want to read them all!!
#gonna reblog this tomorrow and add all my fave trans remus fics too!#@mutuals if i forgot ur fic i’m so sorry i’m on my phone and don’t have my full bookmark list i LOVE u#please add ur own recs!#trans sirius black#fic recs#wolfstar#ALSO i’m sure some of these authors do have tumblrs i just don’t know their urls or whatever so lemme know if i need to update my tags
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who, in your massively correct opinion, is the hottest sas boy? i can never tell if i think they're hot or i want to steal their gender
anon. before i start answering this, I need you to know that I went at this the most ridiculous way possible. just so you know, before you embark upon this journey.
imagine you are me. and you are a lesbian. and you think everyone on rogue heroes looks like Some Guy. and then you get this question. you might come up with an idea, make a joke, and move on.
OR.
you could choose to apply the scientific method. objectively quantify hotness in the Objective opinion of a lesbian. except, obviously, hotness depends on a series of factors - just because someone is attractive, it doesn't mean that they are Hot, you get me? you gotta keep their personality into account, too. AND on top of all of that, we need to account for gender envy. so you do what I did. and you open excel. and you start grading the boys depending on fuckability, dateability, and whether or not you want their gender. cool, now you have an Objective, Correct Answer. because obviously everyone's opinions on attractiveness are subjective and therefore all valid, BUT my subjective intepretation IS a little more correct than other people's. anyway, you have done all this. you have your answer. except you also have a visual memory and don't love numbers. and you might choose to chart it all out.
if, for some godforsaken reason, you had followed all of these steps, then you would find yourself with something like this.
and you would conclude that, if we exclude gender envy that might skew results, the hottest Rogue Heroes boy is Eoin McGonigal. which is ironic, considering he's in the cold, cold ground now.
I'm actually putting a cut here not to clog everyone's dash with this, but here are some little explanations on why I gave my score and clarifying some slightly confusing things about the chart:
Everyone is listed by surname to make sure they were all identifiable without clogging up the chart too much.
I do think most of them look, like. Fine. not, like, fiiiiiiine, they do genuinely just look. like some guys. half of them I wouldn't look at twice if I met them in tesco, you get me? anyway. I stared at so many pictures of these men trying to determine if they were fuckable. I think I am losing my mind.
Jordan, Cooper, and Stirling are actually all on the same point, they are just vaguely scattered around to make the labels readable. I had to install a whole new r package for this.
now the fun part. my completely Objective and Correct Judgment on each boy
-Stirling - his swagless looks and cringefail personality might have captivated Eve, but they are not enough for me. he looks mostly average, but he gets extra points because I am an Unusual Nose enjoyer
-Paddy - with all of my love for him he also does just look normal in my opinion (very pretty eyes, though). like, he looks good, but in a pretty normal way. and then on top of that there is his personality. (both of his scores turn into 10s if you have the highly specific brand of mental illness that Augustin and Eoin both have. get better soon pal)
-Lewes - Jock would absolutely make the best boyfriend out of the main trio, this is basically canon. he's also kind of pretty in a haunted doll way but again I do think he looks mostly Fine.
-Riley - not sure how to justify why his scores are so high tbh. but he seems very confident which is kind of attractive, I guess? also no idea why I want his gender. but I DO.
-Almonds - I just KNOW that Almonds would be such a kind and caring boyfriend. I had originally given him a 7 for fuckability but then I realised that if I was a gay man I would be all over his bear charms in a matter of seconds.
-Reg - Reg gets extra points for being kind of a malewife and also his massive tits but other than that I do think he's pretty average. I would be his friend though. I think he'd be a big lesbian ally in the same way Thor is.
-Kershaw - his fuckability is that high because he exclusively joined the SAS cause he loves killing fascists so my friends and I have an ongoing joke that he fucks like a freight train. that's it.
-Wee Johnny - a little Too Blond for my taste. also, I am sorry, but he is VERY young and I think at the point in life he's at, he'd be a little too self centred to be a good boyfriend. that said my man looks like a he/him lesbian and I'd steal his gender like a fae if I could.
-Fraser - I just KNOW he'd be the kindest, most gentle boyfriend on the planet. absolute sweetheart of a man. that said, he does just look like your run of the mill twink.
-Sadler - really don't know what it is about his odd as hell vibes that makes him so fuckable to me but there is SOMETHING. that said those odd as hell vibes do probably make him into a Not Ideal boyfriend.
-Eoin - I'm sorry, he's got it all. he cooks? he's sweet and understanding but can also be a bit of a little shit? buff but not massive? gets dimples when he smiles? AND he's got freckles and curly hair and an Unusual nose? he's literally perfect and undefeated winner of this contest. rest in peace sweet prince
-Augustin - he has very pretty eyes and face but his lankyness and weirdass way of moving (affectionate) does bring his fuckability score down a little. he's also Insane and while I do think he's very good at hiding it, you would eventually notice while you are dating him and go "huh!" (this, once again, does not apply if you are Paddy). oh that said I don't know what it is about his weird skinny puppetlike limbs that's so gender to me but. yah.
-Bergé - gonna be honest here, he's only included because I felt bad about Augustin being the only Frenchie on there. I like his moustache and his funky hat.
#sas rogue heroes#sas: rogue heroes#anyway this is the stupidest contribution to this fandom ever but.#i hope this answered your question anon.#anyway besties tell me what your hot takes are I am curious!#let's not talk about how long i spent on this. let's not.#oscar rambles#oh also the actual answer is that eve is obviously the hottest person on the show#like i am not even saying this as a lesbian but like#all the men look like guys I could meet at the big tesco eve looks like a supermodel. like come on guys#oscar answers questions
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(rosekiller raising child, one-shot)
"Get up already, it's already been fucking 8 am." Barty said as he was hustling Evan roughly, he was trying to wake him up since 6 am and clearly he wasn't successful enough.
"Ssshh, let us sleep! And no fucking swearing in front of her." Evan murmured in his sleep, he had no intentions of getting up.
"Babe, us?" Barty was rubbing his temples. "She's not even sleeping, she's playing with you." he said lovingly whilst looking at her little body next to Evan's.
Evan woke up in instant and kissed her cheeks, "Are you now old enough to make fun of me little one?" and started tickling her.
"Daddy, stop! Dad, help me please." she was laughing so hard that she was barely talking.
Barty pushed himself next to Evan and joined them "You deserved it," said while laughing "but you both need to get up now. Come on Evan, she'll be late for school and we'll be late for work and-"
Evan kissed him, as usual. It was the only way to make Barty stop, he had the energy of talking for an eternity if he was given the chance. "Alright my babygirl, take Alyssa and have a breakfast and I'm going to get ready. I can take her to the school today."
"Are you not going to have breakfast?" Barty was obviously complaining, Evan was sure he prepared amazing food for three of them and had to make them eat it.
"Darling, like you said, I'm late. And my job requires discipline unlike yours." Evan said as he was getting dressed. Barty let out a laugh and took a comb to braid Alyssa's hair. She knew this process so she quickly sat down on his lap.
"Daddy is boring, isn't he? You're so lucky that you have me."
Alyssa turned to him immediately "Uncle Reg says you're both pathetic and he'll adopt me when he gets the chance."
"Oh yeah of course he says that, it's a classic Regulus behaviour." Barty said playfully as he continued braiding.
"That egoistic bastard." Evan said under his breath so Alyssa couldn't hear. She probably heard tho, but there was a bigger problem. "Hey, hey! My love, are you okay?" Evan sat quickly on his knees in front of them, soothingly caresses her cheeks.
"What's wrong with my little princess?" Barty was apparently worried which made everything worse and Alyssa started crying.
Barty and Evan both hugged her and didn't say anything until she was calm enough to talk. "Now, what happened?" Evan asked.
"Dad, is he really going to take me from you? I mean obviously I love uncle Reg but I don't want anyone else to be my parents." she was trying to wipe off her tears.
"Oh my goodness, of course not." Barty pressed her to his chest while caressing her hair "He's joking. Because you know, sometimes we annoy him and that's what close friends do. But he actually loves us so much, especially you. He would never do something to make you feel sorry."
"And we would never let anyone to take you from us. Not even Uncle Regulus," Evan and Alyssa both smiled to each other "You're the most important and precious girl in the whole world. Dad and I promise you that we will never leave you alone, alright?" Evan chose his words carefully, to make her comfortable as much as possible but he meant every word he said. No one even dares to touch her unless they want to be in a grave. Both Evan and Barty were trying so hard for her to not hear about the things they did, she must have grown up purely without witnessing the cruelness of the world and known them as her safe place. On the other hand, they would set the world on fire for her without thinking twice.
Because Evan was the one who she was looking for when she was scared, moody, ill etc. he was her hero while Barty was her best friend who made her laugh everytime. So Evan had to make sure he was convincing enough with his words.
"I'll actually call Reg today and tell him that you're only our baby, is that okay?" Barty was still laughing but he tried his best to stay serious.
"Okay!" Alyssa was finally happy again. They both relieved and kissed her cheeks smoothly.
(thank you for the idea! @chace-vito, I'll probably write more of this if any of you like, your ideas are important for me <3)
#you're daily rosekiller content#you're welcome#i came up with the name Alyssa because it means noble and it fits#marauders#the marauders#marauders era#rosekiller#rosekiller raising child#evan rosier#evan rosier is hot#evan x barty#barty crouch junior#barty crouch jr#barty x evan#regulus black#slytherin skittles#sirius black#james potter#remus lupin#marauders oneshot#marauders headcanon#dorcas meadowes#pandora lovegood#marlene mckinnon#harry potter marauders#marauders incorrect quotes#incorrect marauders quotes#incorrect marauders#rosekiller fanfiction
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"if him coming over actually gets you to do the dishes then i might have to get his number myself, damn..." for literally anyone in sunset curve/anyone. Vague prompt is vague but you KNOW the vibes.
"If him coming over actually gets you to do the dishes then I might have to get his number myself, damn."
"No!" Reggie yelps, cursing as a plate slips through his soapy fingers and plops back into the water. He busies himself by grabbing another as Bobby sidles over. "I mean, that isn't—you wouldn't—I just—"
Bobby huffs a laugh, squeezing Reggie's shoulder. He reaches for the dish towel.
"Relax, Reg. I'm just messing with you. It's easy when you get really earnest. And this guy has you like, super hyper."
That's an understatement. Luke has Reggie on the verge of cardiac arrest.
He touches Reggie so easily, looks at him so shamelessly, listens to him so intently, eyes shining with interest.
No one has ever wanted Reggie the way Luke does, so completely, so openly.
A guy like that can't see their messy-ass apartment, even if he's only coming over because he'd asked while his lips were on Reggie’s skin and he'd stupidly said yes.
He hums noncommittally, passing Bobby a plate, but Bobby persists as he dries it.
"You really want to impress this guy, huh?"
Reggie shrugs, although his flushed face must give him away. He keeps his eyes glued to a particularly stubborn stain.
"Am I doing too much? We're working on a song, so we probably won't be in here, but like, what if he gets hungry? Or thirsty?"
Bobby's thrown enough that he doesn't answer any of Reggie’s questions.
"You're working on a song for your at-home date?"
Okay, yeah, maybe that's weird. Without context it's really weird.
He rushes to explain before he has to spend the rest of the afternoon blushing and spiraling about the whole thing.
"I mean, that's why we really started talking. He's always at the pier, you know? And his songs are good, B. Like, 'everyone stops because time stands still' good. I sort of got him unstuck on a lyric and—"
His flush intensifies as he remembers the way Luke had leapt up, bright eyed and grinning, and cradled Reggie’s face the same way he'd handled his acoustic, surprisingly gentle even as he crushed their lips together, followed by giddy laughter and a breathless introduction.
Thank you. My name is Luke.
Maybe it still makes him swoon a little.
"And?" Bobby prompts.
Reggie clears his throat, hurriedly handing off the plate that's been stain free for who knows how long and finding the next.
"He made a joke about me being a lifesaver because, you know, lifeguard, but then we really started talking and he learned that I play bass and well—we've been working on songs ever since. I might be in his band now? Honestly, he's kind of intense. You might not like him."
Bobby scoffs, but then he says—
"How could I dislike someone when they obviously make you so happy?"
And Reggie has to hug him for that, soapy wet hands and all, which Bobby only protests about a little bit. He doesn't even pretend not to hug him back, winding his arms tightly around Reggie's waist.
He waits until Reggie has relaxed and started to let go to add, "I just figured you guys were going to fuck for the first time and that's why you're so ansty."
Reggie nearly tumbles to the floor with a rather undignified sound that's somewhere between a squeak and a squawk.
"Bobby!"
He laughs, a rare full-bellied one that makes it really hard to glare at him.
"What? Am I totally off? If this Luke is so into music, it wouldn't surprise me if he sees it as foreplay."
Well. He's not exactly wrong.
As Reggie’s eyes shift around the room, Bobby sobers, jabbing his finger in Reggie’s direction.
"You've already had sex with him!"
"We've—done things," Reggie hedges, "but not all of the things! So yes, I am nervous! I lo—I like him so much, and he's been so good to me so far, what if I literally screw it up somehow? If it's been too good to be true? What then?"
Bobby shrugs. "Then he's a dick who's been putting on a good act. If he really lo-likes you—"
Reggie swats at him with the towel, which he bats away with a smirk.
"Then it'll be good, or you guys will laugh about it and get over it and it'll get good. Okay? If he breaks your heart I will break his nose. So don't worry about it. You shouldn't need to try so hard to impress him. At all."
Reggie melts, but if he tries to hug him again Bobby's going to get all gruff about it, so he just sends him a smile and drapes the dish towel over his shoulder. "Okay."
By the time Bobby leaves, the cabinets and Reggie's heart are full, and by the time he returns, Reggie is all songs and smiles.
Needless to say, no one's nose gets broken, even if Bobby threatens Luke with it from time to time after he also, inevitably, gets recruited into their band.
Thank you, we're Sunset Curve!
Tell your friends!
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It was when Regulus was searching for a way to say sorry to Alice that he encountered that song. Carla Bruni. He hadn't paid attention to her music before. Walburga fancied it and listened to it sometimes. But Regulus was more a classical music kind of person.
Sometimes when he listened to songs about romance and love, he felt so stupidly out of place. And Carla Bruni, she surely sounded romantic.
The song that Alice had played for him had been one of those. "Le ciel dans un chambre". It was a song that talked how amazing it felt to have the person you loved beside you, all the amazing things they made you feel, how you reached the sky when you were with them.
All Regulus could think while slow dancing with Alice was that he would never feel something like that for her. Maybe for anyone
Then Alice had tried kissing him, and Regulus panicked yelling at her horrible things. It wasn't fair for Alice. He had told everyone he fancied her because she was the prettiest girl at Hogwarts. It was a default answer actually. He didn't actually fancy her. But Alice had probably heard about it and that's why she had tried to flirt with him.
Alice was not that bad. She was nice and funny. And she was French. They both spoke the language and had visited common places in Paris.
However Regulus didn't like her like that.
Regulus had been listening to Carla Bruni ever since to apologize. Of course he understood all her lyrics without a translation. So when "L'amour" started playing through his earphones, he kept on listening.
The part that caught his attention (translated to English) was like this:
"Why make all those pleasures, thrills, caresses, shallow promises?
What's the point of getting caught in it again
Heart beating wildly
Understand nothing?
It's an ambush
Love won't do
It isn't a Saint Laurent
It won't hang perfectly
If I can't find my style
It isn't for lack of trying
So, love? I pass"
Obviously the song was about not wanting to do anything with love after getting hurt. But Regulus understood the feeling. Love? It wasn't for him. Was that bad? Was he sick or broken? He didn't understand why couldn't he like anyone that way. Not girls. Not boys.
If Sirius had been in that situation he would have kissed Alice without problem. (Well maybe before falling for Lupin). Actually any boy his age would have done it. She was beautiful and the most desired girl around.
What if Regulus was gay? Though he imagined a boy in the same situation he had been with Alice last night and he didn't like it. Shouldn't he have fancied some bloke by now?
God!! Why was everyone so bloody obsessed with fucking love? Was it really the most amazing feeling in the world? Why did teenagers look for a partner so bloody much?
"What's up with you, future little husbie?"
Regulus wiped his tears away as Pandora sat down next to him.
"I am not your future husband, Panda. We are not getting married" Regulus sniffed.
"That's not what your parents and my uncle say" Pandora smiled.
All the efforts The Black Family had made to make sure Regulus was not like Sirius. That he wouldn't suddenly start dating a bloke like Sirius did. Pandora was just a rich girl that his parents had introduced to him so people would see he was "straight". And she was annoying sometimes but Regulus liked her (not like that). Another girl Regulus had failed to fancy.
"We're not getting married, okay? I probably would never get bloody married!! Fucking hell, just leave me alone, would you? I am not in the mood for jokes"
"Sorry" Pandora twisted her mouth in regret "You might not be my future husband but you're my friend, Reg. Are you okay? Do you want to talk?"
In these circumstances Regulus would talk with Barty. But he was angry and wasn't talking to him. He could talk with Panda but he didn't know what to say. So he stayed quiet.
"What are you listening to?" Before Regulus could answer, the girl grabbed one earphone and put it on her ear.
Pandora was crazy. She didn't stop talking. She was loud and pushed Regulus to the limit. She was exasperating. She was so annoying and she kept insisting that she and Regulus were friends, though Regulus had been doing nothing but being mean to her. But maybe Regulus kind of liked her. He would never admit it, yet...
"French!" Pandora practically yelled "What does it mean?" she asked excitedly.
Regulus sighed "Love" although not in a positive way.
"If you're looking for a song to serenade me, maybe try something in English. I don't understand rien...." then she started laughing "See what I did there? Rien....I know that one word for that ancient song my Uncle fancies... "
Regulus rolled his eyes as Pandora kept on explaining.
"It speaks about someone who doesn't want anything to do with love" Regulus interrupted. Pandora tried to listen closely as if somehow she could suddenly understand it all.
"Like myself" Regulus added mostly to himself.
But Pandora didn't pay attention. She was busy enjoying the next song which was more upbeat. And talked about love again.
"Panda, I don't think love is for me"
"Ha?" Pandora took the earphone off. But Regulus had lost the confidence to speak.
"Nothing"
"No! Tell me!!" How was this girl so loud?
"I don't think love is for me!" Regulus repeated annoyed.
"Oh?" Pandora raised an eyebrow "That's okay. It's okay not to want that now"
"I'm talking about ever" Regulus swallowed "Which means we would never get married"
Pandora laughed "That's fine. As long as we are friends?"
Regulus was looking at her as if she had gone mental.
"Did you hear what I said?" Regulus asked "I don't fancy anyone! Not girls.... Or boys. Probably would never fancy anyone like that!... Am I broken?"
Pandora was quiet to consider it. She didn't tell him he would find someone one day. Like the rest have said.
"I don't think you're broken" Pandora shrugged "Emmeline keeps telling me about different sexualities..." she blushed when she mentioned Emmeline. The two of them seemed pretty close "She says there are people who like the opposite gender. Then others who like the same gender..."
"Gay people..." Regulus thought about Sirius.
Pandora nodded "There are also the ones who liked both... Like me"
And Pandora said it just like that. As if it was the most normal thing.
"You like both?" At least she fancied people...
Pandora shrugged and nodded "If that's the case there are probably people who like none..."
"None?" Regulus asked "Is that possible?"
"We should ask Emmeline. She knows loads" Pandora smiled.
"Do you fancy Emmeline?"
Regulus had the hope there would be more people like him. Maybe Pandora who was weird.
But she wasn't like him. She was blushing even more to that question.
"What dear husband, are you jealous?"
Regulus rolled his eyes. But then he smiled.
"Sure..."
"Let's go ask her now!" Pandora grabbed his arm.
"Oh!" Regulus shook his head "Not right now"
As in he was embarrassed to talk about this with Emmeline. It had been already hard with Pandora. Although Pandora was weird and seemed to know how to get things out of him.
"Okay" Pandora lied back, took the spare earphone to herself and placed her head on his shoulder "Can you tell me what does this one say? Sounds nice"
And so they listened to Carla Bruni, and Regulus translated without problem. He pointed out how all the songs were about romance and Pandora agreed. So they moved on to listen to Classical music until Panda fell asleep on his shoulder.
People who fancied none... Was that possible? Wouldn't that be lonely? What if Regulus didn't want to be different like that? He couldn't be different now that Sirius was. He couldn't be different if he were to be the Heir. Or at least he had to pretend to be "normal".
God, he wished he could talk about this with Sirius. But they weren't in speaking terms. So better shut up for now.
"L'amour pas pour moi" he thought about Carla Bruni's words. "Love, it isn't for me"
#Carla Bruni's music is so Regulus#I got inspired to write this by listening to this song#marauders#maraudersera#muggleau#regulus black#aroace#aroace regulus black#pandora lovegood#carla bruni#l'amour
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Okay Jayce + Lungs + Reg + whoever else from the server wanted a Felix version of the Roadtrip thing I totally procrastinated and wrote this instead of working on my fic so hopefully it's decent
Roadtrip (Original)
GN!Reader, Modern!AU, NSFW below cut, Changed a little bit of the Felix/Rime background, I HC Felix has a little bit of an embarrassment kink.
Rime and Felix did date. And they loved each other. In some ways they still do. But then Rime had to move across the country for school and neither of them could handle long distance so they broke up. It was hard at first, gods knows it was! But they managed.
And when Rime moved back five years later, they became friends again. Best friends! But friends.
Why didn't they get back together? Well, for one, they'd both grown up a lot. They just didn't match one another anymore. They'd sat together one night, shoulders leaned against one another, looking up at the stars. Yeah, they'd always love each other. But they couldn't really say they were in love anymore.
Anyways, they both moved on. Talked about crushes, joked about hook-ups.
I mean... Rime talked about crushes and joked about hook-ups. Felix really didn't. He just said that after loving Rime for so long, he didn't really want anyone else.
Until he met... You.
His Exception.
But he's too much of a coward to make a move. Rime was always the one to take the lead on things like this! And you're a great friend. Felix... Felix doesn't have many friends. He doesn't wanna risk screwing that up.
Sigh. Looks like Rime will have to take the lead. Again.
He, Sage, Tulsi, and Anisa plan everything out. Okay actually he and Tulsi and Anisa plan everything out, Sage mostly makes jokes and buys some condoms to slip into Felix's luggage. And lube. And pink fuzzy handcuffs.
You and Rime are friends by now. He met you when he first got back into town, where Felix was just starting to fall for you. It'd been,, a little,,, awkward at first. But y'all got over it and now you and Rime are friends. And one of your little inside jokes is that Felix Totally Obviously Has A Crush On You. And like, yeah, you could ask him out, but you and Rime have a little bet to see how long it'll take Felix to get the courage.
Anyways you come by the apartment at nearly five in the morning, dumping your luggage on the floor near the door. Felix and Sage are napping on the couch, cuddling a little.
Aw. Dumbasses. They fight all the time but they really do care about each other.
Anyways, Rime slings his arm around your shoulders and steers you to the kitchen. He's Got A Plan, And You're Gonna Help. He and Tulsi explain the details while Anisa and Elowen load the car. The more you hear, the wider your grin gets. This should be fun >:)
Once the car is loaded, Tulsi and Elowen shake Sage and Felix until they open their eyes. Felix is startled semi-awake when he sees you, frantically trying to fix his hair so he doesn't embarrass himself more than he already has. You smile sweetly at him, making some small talk to distract him from the fact that everyone else is loading into the car.
Rime hops in the driver's seat, Sage in the passenger. Rime immediately starts snapping at Sage to buckle up. Sage flips him off and starts messing with the radio. Neither of them own this car so this'll end well.
You nudge Felix into the very back and casually clamber in after him. Luckily he's too preoccupied with a mix of chatting and sleepiness to notice.
Anisa, Tulsi, and Elowen shove the middle row of seats up. And now that you're trapped in the back, you plop down on Felix's lap. He's Cool With This, Right?
> Felix.EXE has stopped working. Please reboot...
Anisa, Tulsi, and Elowen climb into the middle and shut the doors. Felix finally notices the car is packed to the brim and there's no space for you except for on his lap.
"Wh- Could you all have not set this up d-differently?!" "Nope >:)" "Surely MC can't be comfortable-" "Oh no I'm good :)"
You and Rime exchange a grin in the rearview mirror.
Felix swallows thickly as you adjust yourself on his lap.
This... Is gonna be a hard ride, isn't it?
Ohohoh yes it is
See, Rime gave you a couple of tips on how to tease Felix. Act oblivious to what you're doing, point out how cute his blush is, tousle his hair, etc. This drive is gonna be a couple hours long so feel free to take your time and test out your own fun little things.
Felix is bright red to the very tips of his ears. Part of him wishes he could just pass out, but the other part of him is savoring every moment of this. His arms are wrapped around your waist and he's mushed against the back of your shoulder and he's Very Obviously Hard But Neither Of You Are Acknowledging It.
And you keep talking to him! Not about anything terribly important, and that's the worst of it. You're literally just chatting to hear the cracks in his voice. And the more he talks, the harder it is to string two thoughts together.
After a little while of flirting fighting with Sage, Rime looks at you two in the rearview and grins. "Felix, Dear, is the air hitting you back there?" "Nng... I'm f-fine... Thank y-you..." All the while his cock is throbbing against the cleft of your ass. His pants are silk or something else very soft and kinda thin so you can practically feel the outline of it.
And if your pants are thin enough, you might even feel the heat of his precum beginning to gently leak from the tip.
You offer to brush his hair because it's still all rumpled from sleep,,, he makes a pathetic little noise and agrees because As Much As He's Suffering He's Also Loving This. So you twist around a little in his lap, partially straddling him. His face is more or less in your chest. You set your fingers gently under his chin and guide his face up so your eyes meet,, his face is red and his eyes are big and wide and locked on yours,,, you smile so very sweetly and slyly shift your weight a little forward,,,,
AnD tHeN yOu HiT a BuMp!
It's the first genuinely unintentional bounce you've given, and it's definitely the hardest. You lift off him nearly entirely, head brushing (or even fully bumping) against the roof before you fall back down. Felix was already resting his hands on your hips and when you go flying he reflexively pulls you flush against his lap.
Your crotch slams against his - your ass contours around his knees - his face is now buried in your chest - and your comb scrapes just slightly along his scalp like you're running your fingers through his hair and tugging.
Welp.
He cums in his pants.
Hope you're proud of yourself.
Let's be real you totally are.
Luckily Rime saw this coming (hehe) and is already pulling off the road to a gas station.
Felix is covering his mouth and has his eyes screwed up tight. He's shuddering a little and you don't really blame him. You give his hair a few more run-throughs with the brush and hum soothingly. That seems to calm him down a bit.
Once the car is parked and the girls have gotten out of the middle row, you get out and hold out your hand to help Felix. He hesitates for a long moment before accepting it, unable to look you in the eye as he stumbles out. His knees are shaking a bit. He babbles something you can't really make out - it might be a different language, you aren't sure - and half-runs, half-stumbles towards the bathroom.
Rime comes over and high-fives you. Sage pulls condoms out of his pocket "Sage why were you carrying those around?" "Well I thought I might need them-" Rime immediately slaps the back of his head before he can say another word.
You go into his suitcase and grab a pair of pants and some underwear, then head over to the bathroom.
Meanwhile Felix is standing in the middle of the bathroom, not particularly wanting to touch anything in here - this is the dingy sort of place Sage would probably be at home in but it isn't Felix's scene. His pants being all sticky like this isn't exactly the uh,, the most comfortable thing,,, and it's probably gonna mess up the fabric,,,, but he still can't wipe the flustered smile off his face.
Yeah. If he had to do it over again he'd probably do the same thing.
#last legacy#fictif last legacy#felix iskandar escellun#felix escellun#felix escellun x reader#fictif felix#last legacy felix#nsft#ozzy daydreams#for frens
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For the sleepy promtps: 20 + willex because I want to see Alex absolutely losing it ;D
Also: Please acknowledge my restraint because if I could I would just send all of them for Willex basically so going with only one number was actual hardship!
When Carrie invited them all camping for the simmer, Alex thought she was joking. He double thought she was joking when Flynn happily agreed and said it would be fun.
Flynn, who had once managed a twenty-seven minute rant, seemingly without breathing, about the indignities of mosquitoes.
"Sure, sounds fun," Julie said, and Alex looked at her, betrayed. Julie grinned. "When Carrie says camping, she means going to her dad's lakeside cabin, with air conditioning, the built in sauna, and the hot tub on the deck."
"It has trees! And nature!" Carrie said, like that's what made camping... well, camping. "Besides, it's rather small."
"It's got four bedrooms."
"We're eight people!" Carrie said.
"Dibs on bunking with Bobby!" Reggie shouted, throwing his hand up. Bobby sighed and rolled his eyes.
"Yeah Reg, obviously," he pointed out. "Seeing as the rest of our friends are all couples."
"Oh. Oooooh," Reggie said, staring. "I was just going to say 'cause Luke snores. Tough luck, Julie."
"Hey!" Luke pouted, before realising he could be sharing a bedroom. With Julie. Without Ray or Victoria to supervise. Alex wanted to laugh, but then he looked at Willie and realised oh. Oooooh.
Willie just winked at him, which made him even more flustered.
In the end, they went to Carrie's cabin with the promise to Victoria that of course the girls would all share a room. And okay, maybe he also saw Ray slip Luke some condoms while very quietly telling him that if his daughter came home pregnant they'd never find the body and he'd hate to do that to Mitch and Emily, before giving him a fatherly shoulder pat.
Man, and he thought Willie's Uncle was scary.
He and Willie weren't quite at the condoms and threatening stage yet. At least, Alex didn't think so. Did Willie think so? Was that what the wink was about? Oh god, should he have brought condoms?
He was about to have a panic attack when Willie's hand found his, and he smiled that mischievous sunshine smile at him, and Alex could breathe again. Willie wouldn't be mad if he said he wasn't ready.
After they arrived, they explored the cabin and the surrounding area a little. Luke immediately tugged off his shirt and shoes and ran to the edge of the dock and jumped in the lake, coming out and shaking like a wet dog when he did. Flynn showed them the sauna. Carrie made sure the fridge had been stocked, which was apparently something you could pay people to do if you owned a fancy cabin. Reggie tried to befriend a squirrel.
And then suddenly, it was time to go to bed, and the nerves were back. They brushed their teeth together (because of course each bedroom had its own bathroom), and then went to change. Except as soon as Willie started to pull his shirt off, he blurted out: "I'm not ready to have sex yet."
Willie paused, letting his shirt drop. "Okay," he said, calm and easygoing as ever.
"Yeah?"
"Alex, of course," he moved around the bed to pull Alex in a hug, and he sank into it, relieved. "We don't have to do anything we're not ready for, just because we happen to be sharing a room in Carrie's Love Shack."
"Oh my god please don't call it that."
"Let's just go to bed. I have been looking forward to some uninterrupted cuddles," Willie said, grinning at him.
"Yeah, okay," Alex said, turning around to get his pyjamas. By the time he was changed, Willie was already in the bed. Dang, he missed a perfectly good opportunity to ogle his boyfriend taking his shirt off.
Except when he pulled the covers up to slip into bed with Willie, he got more than just a view of his bare chest.
"Aaaaaaaaahm," he said, and it was like he couldn't stop, so he just kept making that sound until he ran out of breath. Willie blinked, before making grabby hands at him.
"Cuddles?" he asked.
"You're naked."
"I sleep naked."
"I... you..."
"Your pyjamas are really cute though," Willie said, and that just made everything worse. Okay so Reggie had found him a t-shirt with his favourite 90s My Little Pony on it and he used it as a sleep shirt. It was cute. And okay, maybe he had chosen a pair of boxers that made his butt look good to sleep in.
If he'd known this was what he was up against, he wouldn't have bothered.
"Alex?" Willie said, and slowly, painfully slowly, Alex dragged his eyes up away from Willie's, you know, everything.
Of course he was smiling.
"Do you want me to put on some underwear?" he asked gently.
"No!" he said, way too quickly. "I mean... you... you don't have to."
Willie laughed at him, just a little, and he chuckled. Okay, he was being an idiot. But who could blame him, when his boyfriend was there, all naked and pretty and naked.
"Cuddles?" Willie asked again, holding out his arms.
"Yeah, okay," Alex said, sliding into the bed and into Willie's arms like he belonged there. Even though he was naked. Very naked, and now pressed against Alex, their bare legs tangled together. Which was stupid, because they'd cuddled before in like, shorts, why was he focused on that?
"You're thinking about touching my butt, aren't you?" Willie asked him.
"I was thinking about your bare legs," Alex said, honestly, and god why was he such a weirdo?
"Oh my god you pervert," Willie snickered, and just like that, any tension Alex still had left him.
"Shut up and go to sleep," he said, gently headbutting Willie and curling into his arms. Willie laughed and snuggled closer, and they drifted off to sleep.
He did get to touch Willie's butt though. It was a good butt.
#willex#julie and the phantoms#fanfic#I wrote a thing#okay you know I love soft Ray but the mental image was too funny#IS HE JOKING DOES HE MEAN IT Luke will never know#also 100% Carrie thinks a four bedroom cabin on a lake is slumming it#it's basically the same as a tent there's barely any wifi#willie with zero body consciousness my beloved#alex basically bluescreens again that morning when Willie gets up and he Sees The Butt
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your fic recs have been absolutely superior so ty. my turn! engraved upon my heart (in letters deeply worn) by inkpot_winters - jegulus little women au. need i say more. (also bc little women was in your top books)
taylor time! sad beautiful tragic, the moment i knew, and the way i loved you! ( i keep thinking im repeating ones ive already said so if i give u one i already said just ignore it LOL)
chat time!
drarry being a guilty pleasure is so real. like drarry and jegulus is same ship different font so u cant go wrong.
and being used as a personal grammarly by friends? SO real. my best friend cant spell for shit and ive been her dictionary and autocorrect since we kids.
okay but red converse is so james of you. i have red converse as well (i think i wore nothing but my red converse for an entire year when i was 16) but i like to change it up with my green or black converse too (i drew stars and moons all over the rubber part on my black ones because. i have to make everything in my life about wolfstar obviously)
GREEK MYTHOLOGY KIDS UNITE! this makes me so happy. truly a superior breed. i guess my obsession just bled into my academic career and here i am LOL. and dont worry, caecilius est in horto is a joke here too (at least it was in my intro to latin class, i feel like the average canadian would be lost)
love that u want to save lives. thats so cool of u. my best friend is a nursing student and shes the most badass person ive ever met so maybe its a prerequisite to be cool if u save lives.
(also wanting to be an agent after watching a spy movie is SO REAL like i swear my divine purpose becomes being a cool ass kicking agent, until reality dawns on me and i remember im just. a random person)
your top books list is so good. i love little women SM & ive heard so many good things about if we were villains (i really need to get on reading that)
also JUMANJI i love that movie. so good. and the hunger games movies ofc just classics at this point. and help the woman calling herself the kim k of businesswomen in the apprentice is so funny some people say the funniest things.
id love to visit new york too. concrete jungle where dreams are made of, obviously. the big gulp cup. god i want one too. (we have them in canada but i think ours are way smaller?)
your jewelry sounds so cool. i love the hp pandora bracelet thats so cool & rings! i love rings sm i cannot leave the house without them.
pop tarts & chinese takeout is such a good combination. perfect comfort food fr.
and a fellow cat person! i like dogs but i love cats sm. i have 3 and theyre my most favourite little creatures on the planet.
an INFJ! very remus of u. (at least i think hes an INFJ? idk i saw a tiktok about it lol) im an INTJ so im living up to my reg kinnie status.
stars is such a good choice. i will always be a star person too (and hello? im an ex-astronomy student too thats so funny). theyre just so pretty and i swear i could stare at them for hours.
christmas is my fav holiday too!! ive actually always wanted to visit london at christmas time it sounds so nice. do you get much snow during the winter? we dont get much snow here so honestly anywhere that gets snow at christmas sounds great to me.
I ACTUALLY DONT KNOW WHY I THOUGHT JAMES OPENED THE DOOR??? i think i read some dumb thing somewhere where he opened the door wearing a lightning mcqueen costume and it really stuck with me😭 i guess i decided that was canon to me LOL
question answer time!
fav rarepair - oh god i dont even know. i tend to always enjoy the more popular ships. although i did read a fake dating fic where james and evan fake dated to make barty and reg jealous, and ofc barty and reg fake dated to make james and evan jealous. (a star for a summer's day by moony_reggie if u wanna check it out!) so ill say james x evan. they had more chemistry together than i would've expected.
fuck marry kill james sirius remus - GOd. i cant even answer that question thats like the hardest thing anyone has ever asked me. uhmmm ill fuck them all, and then marry them all. if i had to kill someone itd be myself because i cannot be responsible for any of their deaths THEYVE BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH!!
place i wanna visit - id love to visit new zealand. im a HUGE lord of the rings fan and they filmed the movies there so id die if i ever got the chance to visit. ive actually always wanted to visit london too (and a lot of the UK in general, especially wales and scotland) as well as italy & greece! i visited both on a school trip a few years ago and it was a dream come true but id love to go back.
fav book/book series - another brutal question but ill try:
picture of dorian gray
song of achilles
percy jackson series
shadowhunter chronicles (yes its the incest series NO THEYRE NOT ACTUALLY SIBLINGS I SWEAR! we dont talk about it.)
mara dyer series by michelle hodkin (underrated and so good)
hp series ofc
hunger games ALWAYS.
six of crows duology my beloved <3
most embarrassing thing ive ever done - oh man. okay lets see. when i was in 10th grade i had to take a spanish oral final at the end of the school year but i am an ANXIOUS woman and did not wanna do that so i skipped my spanish class until the end of the year. my best friend was in my class and my teacher kept asking her where i was until one day she told my teacher i had CHLAMYDIA and thats why i was gone. i guess her excuse worked because the teacher never asked again. the next year any time i saw that teacher in the hall she gave me a funny look but . i guess mission success? i never did have to take that final so. LOL
favourite thing i own - i have a set of lightsabers (yes im a star wars nerd (derogatory)) but also i have the ring from the lord of the rings! my precious truly.
if my life was a movie - i truly dont think my life is interesting enough to have an exciting title. i think the best i can come up with is "the underwhelming adventures of a crazy cat lady and her books". and thats just like abysmal so.
YOUR TURN!
do u have any pets?
fav fanfic trope?
do u have any weird talents?
whats your gas station order?
fav flower/plant?
fav planet?
and simply because now i have to know, most embarrassing thing youve ever done?
fav instrument sound? (like what sounds most pleasing to your ear)
and thats all! i eagerly await your responses and in the meantime ill be over here doing a little dance.🕺
-bee
bee hello hello hello 👋 i missed u <333
jegulus little women au ??? on god , sign me up for this right the fuck now. (& little women is genuinely so good. amylaurie truther 5ever>>>>)
(fic rec for u - no bright line by lady_grey - w/ sirius being an actor, remus being a historian & lily being the filmaker & matchmaker who fixes them up. james and harry are just there for the vibes honestly.)
tay tay -
sad beautiful tragic - JEGULUS - ‘long handwritten note’ - HELLO???? mr rab with the locket?? ‘kiss me try to fix it’ james trying to tell regulus to come and come that he’ll save reg , but reg already knowing he’s beyond repair. ‘for the life of us we can’t get back’ WHAT WHAT. they should’ve been happy your honour. ‘we both wake up in lonely beds in different cities’ the different places they wake up in especially during the summer holidays. ‘beautiful magic love there. what a sad beautiful tragic love affair.’ THEM THEM THEM THEY HAD SOMETHING SO SPECIAL AND THEY WERE SO TRAGIC.
the moment I knew- BLACK BROTHERS- i had to think about this one because I didn’t think anyone of my ships would betray each other like in this song. just not turn up or anything. BUT OF COURSE ! black brothers angst. i can just imagine sirius being like ‘bro i’m coming to your party bro’ & reg waiting but he doesn’t come because he’s getting smashed with the marauders. AHHHHH OH MY GOD NOW I’M ALL HURT. ‘your close friends seem to know when there’s something wrong’ - James being all ‘sup reg what up with u dude u seem a little depresso.’ i can just feel this song. very them .
the way i loved you - JEGULUS - i love this in the context of that jegulus had to break up and bartylus begins but then reg keeps thinking of james , like to me ‘frustrating intoxicating complicated’ is something reg would SO use to describe james. (ps - i’ve heard people use this for remus-grant in which it’s remus singing the song about sirius which i also agree with!)
now chatting time-
drarry ! i love them so much ! ‘harry had never been less interested in quidditch, he was rapidly become more and more obsessed with draco malfoy’ like BRO . i know what you are. ‘the boy who lived’ more like the ‘bi who lived’
and the personal dictionary thing is so real , isn’t it? it’s always like ‘ess check this’ ‘ess is there an a in definite’ ‘ess why is there a red line under this word’ .
and yes i agree red converse is very very james of me ! i love them so much they’re very dear to me. and green and black converse ??? very slytherin of you (i think the stars are so real of you #wolfstar5ever) i actually have a pair of stars converse !! on the little flap thingy , there is a little moon stitched on as well! when i saw them i was like ‘ i must own these’.
AND YES GREEK MYTHOLOGY FOREVER !!!! WE ARE THE BEST !!! the trojan horse was my obsession as a kid lmfao. i love that you took it to the next step though i could never do latin for so long ! (and i’m glad caecilius est in horto carries everywhere. it’s a staple of latin classes honestly.)
AND YESSSS saving lives is for cool people only ? are u a loser ? do you want to save lives ? if yes then u are no longer a loser ! (and nurses are definitely badass good on your best friend for opting for that)
(after the movies end i always be in the toilets staring into the mirror having an existential crisis like ‘well i’m gonna be in the mi6 now better get to training’ then the toilet flushes behind me and i get back to reality.)
little women ❤️❤️❤️❤️ (the 2019 movie >>>) ( and yes you must read iwwv that book changed my brain chemistry forever)
AND JUMANJI JUST SLAPS SO HARD HONESTLY!!! kevin and the rock together >>> . AND THIS YEAR’S APPRENTICE is on crack fr. if you watch it , you’ll notice there’s one guy who looks exactly like the hyde , honestly. and lord sugar saying ‘i hear you own a pest control business. any tips on how to get rid of piers morgan’ LIKE BRO YOU WENT HARD.
yes new york oh my god new york seems like the place that would make or break u. (not to mention that americans are a bit of a novelty here . like the candies , the cheetos the accents >>>) AND THE AMERICAN BIG GULP IS LIKE HUMONGOUS. HUGE . I must try it. (you have them in canada ??? that’s so cool)
RINGS ARE SO COOL. makes me feel all mysterious n shit , but i do too much lab work to handle wearing them all the time.
pop tarts & chinese takeout are simply superior. i don’t make the rules??
YOU HAVE CATS ??? I DON’T (yet. i plan on getting a black cat with green eyes. but a black cat) THAT’S SO SWEET AND AWESOME AND COOL AHHHHH. cats are so adorable honestly. (what are the kitties names ? i must know them and shower them with love from me !)
and yes INFJ !!! i love chocolate , but unfortunately i am not a werewolf so not totally remus. INTJ?? you little reg kinnie i see you there.
stars honestly i love them. light pollution is just so damning in london though. (and what??? that’s such a freaky coincidence oh my god !!!)
AND YES CHRISTMAS I LOVE CHRISTMAS !!! we did get snow last year but it melted pretty fast. We actually got frost a couple days ago , but not proper snow. i’m waiting for a real proper snow day again where the snow actually stays for ages. and lmfao you don’t get snow in canada ?? whenever i imagine canada i always think of three things - snow , maple syrup & mooses. it upsets me that not all of these things are everywhere in canada.
AND LMFAO NOT THE JAMES DOOR THING ??? it’s such a funny little thing because i see people bashing him for being dumb and opening the door and i’m like ‘guys.no’ (but he defo was wearing a costume.like that’s just the truth .)
your questions -
just enjoying the popular ships and not having a rarepair is so real of u. like yes i’m a basic bitch and i just want my jegulus + wolfstar. so what?? (and james & evan?? hmm never heard that before , i’m gonna have to check it out.) my rarepair is really really weird. brace yourself. it’s pansy x percy. i read one fic with them and i thought that was really cool so i think they’re sweet to read now and then! (the fic was the secretary by pacificrimbaud btw - recced by me but do read the tags for extra warnings ik not everyone likes that. it has wild child personal assistant pansy and rude controlling boss percy.)
not being to choose between them is so real . (me however ?? fuck james marry sirius kill remus. love u moonpie but mummy’s got a job to do.)
visiting places where movies got filmed is so surreal though isn’t it ?? and a lotr fan?? my mate’s one and she gave me the silmarillion to read for xmas . (it’s going to take me at least seven months to read because i read (1) page and got confused already.) AND VISIT LONDON YESSS !! very cool here usually , as long as you don’t bump into any roadmen. (I also want to go to italy and greece. Especially venice and athens >>>)
your fave books , i’m going through one by one
podg - isn’t ben barnes in the movie ?? so many edits i’ve seen of him with potd scenes , honestly i’ve got to read the book (& watch the movie of course , to sate my desire.)
‘name one hero who was happy’ & ‘ i am made of memories’ haunt me forever.
pjo is honestly so iconic. i’m waiting for the big old series to come out now.
IS THIS THE ONE BASED ON RON X GINNY FIC ?? like the one that goes ‘you’re my sister , my blood , i should want to protect you’ 😀😀😀 but i trust your judgement here bee!
never heard of this one. but i did just search it up , and the blurb is interesting so i’ve added it to my tbr !
hp did have my little year five self in a chokehold.
THE HUNGER GAMES OH MY LORD >>>>> peeta mellark and his baby bombs my god>>>
and soc ! i would read it except i have been spoiled for a certain chapter 40!
NOT YOU SKIPPING THE SPANISH CLASSES BECAUEE YOU DIDN’T WANT TO DO THE ORAL??? just say me llamo been and pass the exam 🤨🤨🤨🤨.now u got chlamydia too . and the teacher looking at you like ‘damn how she get chlamydia , this bitch be getting around.’
OMG LIGHTSABERS ??? i would so fight with them all the time that’s so so so awesome. (just looked up the lotr ring. it looks so elegant!)
ahhhh being a crazy cat lady >>>> (not abysmal cats beat people anyday.) my movie would be ‘drunk procrastinator’ because honestly i never do things on time and a little bit of sippy sip does release the stress sometimes. (the things i’ve done when under the influence will haunt me. my best friend has so much blackmail material on me .)
MY QUESTIONS —>
unfortunately not yet. but i do want to get a cat , so i’ll get on that asap.
when person a smells person b in amortentia , or when person a is given veritaserum and admits they like person b. i’m a sucker for that shit >>>
my weird talent is that i can eat an entire bowl of cereal in under ten seconds !! not useful at all , but it’s weird so yes , i consider it a talent !
i had to look up what a gas station was i got so confused. we call them petrol stations here so i was like ‘tf is a gas station’ BUT ANYWAYS! I don’t even have a car unfortunately, but my chauffeur (best friend) does and obviously i abuse the best friend privileges, and whenever he needs petrol i always get a pack of gum , a can of sprite (+ a diet coke for the driver man). (this is what you mean by gas station order , yes ? gas stations in canada don’t have restaurants in them right?)
favourite flower - poppies ! i adore poppies ! + lavender they’re so pretty // favourite plant - hyrdrangeas ! (they’re classified as shrubs so they count) very sweet and nice.
favourite planet - gonna be a real one and choose my gal pluto. she’s still a planet to me , okay???
i was at a funeral when i got a phone call . my phone was NOT on silent. and the worst part ? my ringtone was baby got back , so now the deceased’s family have a memory of ‘turn around stick it out even white boys got the shout , baby got back!’ in the middle of someone’s eulogy.
saxophone ! that shit RELAXING AS FUCK !
q’s for you to answer next time you come around -
what the fuck is putin (not the president)
unpopular opinion about the marauders
unpopular opinion in life
Dream car
do you watch the apprentice?
do you believe in soulmates ? (romantic or platonic?)
what’s your hidden talent?
Favourite villain ?
ever had your heart broken ?
ever broken a heart?
(bee you know the drill by now !! don’t be too long , I’ll miss you<333)
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I'm literally praying you're not actually 45. How the fuck are you gonna sit there and write like. Our flag means death fic. And not "feel comfortable" writing poc. No one said you had to write about oppression, don't be a fucking bigot. You're no victim just because you wrote racist shit and someone called it as it was, you're, what, fifteen years off of retirement? For someone that old, you sure need to grow up.
Why do you think that I've only written, what, an AU and a couple of one-shots? I've been reading, here and the birbsite, about the trillionth rounds of disk horse about Edward as a Maori and I am the first to admit that I know zippo about the Maori and the culture and how that's affected Taika and what he brings to Blackbeard. As I said before, one mistake is enough to condemn a person forever.
And, assuming that you are in good faith, I'll be honest and tell you that yes, I've had someone I care about deeply call me out for being casually racist because I made a joke I shouldn't have. It wasn't anything I wrote, it was just a joke in passing conversation. And she rightfully shut me down down and told me that she didn't have time to deal with my bullshit. That is when I realized that I had problems, and I started (still trying, still failing sometimes) trying to be better about it. I figured out what was offensive and why, and she forgave me, and thankfully she didn't hold it against me.
But IN GENERAL the world/internet/community is not nearly so kind. Making a mistake (racism is not a "mistake" but in the boundaries of this conversation, I'm using it to mean "something said that wasn't meant to be hurtful because of ignorance but obviously was") or however you want to phrase it, leads to a lot of (sometimes necessary) anger and vilified individuals, and it's a kerfuffle that I don't feel equipped to properly deal with.
So I don't engage, and I'm aware that's problematic, but either way I go, I'm fucked anyway. So I chose to speak up, to say that I feel this particular way for good or evil, and I imagine I'm not alone.
Unfortunately, I can't do anything about my age. Wish I could, mate. But your math is off; retirement is like, 65. I'm twenty to twenty-five years off. Unless regs are different wherever you're living, in which case, I'm sorry if I sound like a smart-ass.
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okay ace discourse is over now aces are officially oppressed bc adam sandler made an ace cringe joke in his new stupdi fucking halloween comedy movie like im. south park already got its jabs on us in like 2017 but we’re all just gonna sit by and let him do this too. god GOD i hate cishet funnymen havent we fucking suffered enough please let me go
#not for regs / // like this is a joke obviously but you actually do make my life hell 4 no reason and this is actually annoying lol#like 'the oppressors dont even kno who u are' they do they cringe on us adam sandler knows and that will haunt me till the day i Fucking die#and also the fact that the ONLY REAOSN I KNOW THIS SHIT is bc my against-my-will cishet white republican man roommate#was watching it on the living room tv and ive never felt so instantly ready to be homeless
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i loved your autistic reg headcanon so much! do you have any autistic reg x james headcanons? i mean, how their relationship looks like, because i think your take would be very interesting 💕
I've lowkey been waiting for someone to ask this, so thank you!
I head cannon Regulus as autistic (obviously) and James as having adhd
(I could make a whole separate thing about my headcannons for James and his adhd, if someone is interested in that)
not that relationships should be ALL about helping each other, but I see them as having a “one hand washes the other” kind of thing. they help in areas the other may struggle in
Regulus is good at keeping James on track, and James is good at letting Regulus know he can take breaks (and often has to remind him to do so)
James is very perceptive when it comes to people he cares about. So when Regulus is having a bad sensory day day, he picks up on that very quickly (even though Reg would hardly ever admit to struggling)
Regulus doesn’t emote very well, but somehow James is one of the few people who can make Regulus actually smile or laugh or visibly show joy. James takes a lot of pride in that, of course
He lets Regulus know when plans change as soon as possible. Him springing changes on Regulus never ends well, and James has learned from the arguments that has caused
Most, if not all, of Regulus’s meltdowns manifest in anger outbursts. Regulus isn’t one to normally lash out, so James knows something is wrong when he does
When James walks into a room that Regulus is in, he doesn’t turn the lights on without asking first
If they live together, James makes sure to always have Regulus’s safe foods in the house. Because if there isn’t, Regulus would accidentally starve himself (hyposensitivity, amiright?)
As a whole, their relationship is pretty honest. They say what they mean and mean what they do. If James is upset by something Regulus did, he will let him know clearly and vice versa (most of the time, at least). Regulus is usually more hesitant to be honest, but will be if he’s asked directly because he feels safe with James <3
James is one of Regulus’s biggest advocates, especially when it comes to problems involving Regulus’s family
Will follow jokes up with “I’m joking”
Loves to hear Regulus go on and on about his special interest, and Regulus does the same for James’s hyperfixations
When James finds out about tone indicators, he will abuse the hell out of them
“ok /nm” “I love you /r /pos” “can you get x, y, z from the grocery store? /srs”
Regulus will have to tell him to calm down with the tone indicators
James absolutely makes ableists cry
They both say fuck autism speaks!
This list ended up being wayy longer than I intended, but I had a lot to say, okay?
#jegulus#james potter#regulus black#james x regulus#starchaser#actually autistic#actually adhd#is that a tag? it is now
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Soo... how would the Bad Batch react to a S/O that has a very snarky/dry sense of humor? Just always cracking jokes and finding humor in everything? (Love ur content btw <3)
Thank you for your request!!! And THANK YOU IM GLAD U LIKEY!!!!
Ok I have seen this but knew it would take me hours to write so I was waiting for the write moment! (get it? write = right? teehee) talk about a terribly dry sense of humour my goodness.
How Would The Bad Batch React to a Snarky/Witty/Dry Sense of Humour Significant Other (s/o)
Factz: Not even kidding, I feel like the boys would kill for a hella sassy partner in crime.
Hunter
Oh my gosh they are literally best friends!!! They speak in a very similar style to each other.
Hunter expects a little bit of snark from Cross, sarcasm from Echo, and quips from Tech, but when his s/o just dishes his dry humour right back at him the first time they meet, he's like "Why was that so... hot???"
So from then on, most of the dialogue exchanged between the two of them are like super sassy comments and witty replies, until it unintentionally gradually morphs into really heavy flirting. They get so into teasing each other, the whole batch can feel the tension in the air.
Of course both are oblivious of this for the longest time.
But when eventually they do figure it out and get together, the whole batch sigh in relief thinking "finally this intense pining is over"... But it actually just gets worse?
So now during missions, the two of you verbally dance around each other like you're in some comeback war.
In the middle of a serious mission:
Hunter: "I need you here now!"
S/O: "wow wow Hunter. babe. cool your jets. i know we haven't really done it in a while but we're in the middle of a mission and-"
Hunter: "As much as I love how you think mesh'la, I think you're misreading the situation."
His s/o also keeps ruining his *tough guy* persona. During briefs, his s/o keeps making him crack his skillfully honed poker face.
The teasing through dry humour is just a really fun and goofy way to connect to each other and is their common ground of affection.
Tech
We all know Tech is a witty boi, and man do we love him for it!
Tech finds his s/o's attitude quite entertaining.
He does like it when they use their snarkiness to defend him from people that give him a hard time, but he like his s/o's humour best when it's just the two of them having fun.
I feel like Tech would find it 10x funnier if his s/o was also really smart and able to understand his technical language, because they just pass these really witty/funny quips back and forth to each other that are actually hilarious but no one understands. It's like their own hidden language.
Now we've seen Tech smile and m a y b e chuckle a little before?? But so far, we've yet to see Tech actually laugh and I headcanon that Tech snorts when he laughs. (Has anybody seen the live action TMNT?? Kinda like how Donnie laughs in those). So ohmiGOSH it's so WhOlEsOmE when his s/o makes Tech laugh!! He's so CUTE!
The rest of the batch will be out getting supplies while Echo works of the exterior hull of the ship and Tech and his s/o fix up the systems inside.
Tech laying under a panel: "Hm, this wire seems to be adhered to a far less efficient arrangement." Tech's s/o wordlessly shuffles over from their panel to analyse the problem. Their shoulders touch as they lie side by side.
S/o: "Mm, I think you're right, but see here? It looks like it's been manually transfigured. Probably by Echo in one of our many quick fixes. It looks like he's done it so he can easily access and program the flight module."
Tech: "I'm going to rewire it to-"
S/o: "To that one right?" His s/o says, suppressing a smile as they point to clearly the wrong wiring. Tech's eyes narrow and his brow furrows.
Tech: "Of course not! That would compromise the-" He catches a glimpse of his s/o's cheeky grin, "oh you're joking." His s/o bursts out laughing and he can't help the smile that stretches over his face as he shakes his head.
By the end of the repairs, the batch come back to find you both practically rolling on the ground in snorting fits of laughter.
Their humour paired with their competence makes them super attractive to him.
Wrecker
Wrecker finds his s/o's dry humour the funniest thing in the galaxy. He is one of those blessings that will always laugh at your jokes.
Which is a relief cuz I have dry humour and almost no one ever laughs at my jokes rip.
I mean, you guys saw how he reacted in ep 1 when Omega DeStRoYeD those regs in the mess hall. He was so proud and supportive of her.
So yeah he's pretty much his s/o's hype man.
He loves that his s/o's humour means that they quite enjoy playful competition and games. So they're always playing random games together, even going so far as to arm wrestle (S/o: "But we both already know who's going to win... Me. Obviously.")
And sometimes he will let his s/o win, just because he thinks it's so cute when they start flexing their arms and boasting about how strong and amazing they are.
He knows they're joking. He knows they know he let them win. But even though they've never really beaten him, he still thinks they're strong and amazing.
There is always friendly banter between the two but what Wrecker loves the most is how easy his s/o makes things for him.
He's not a natural at romance, and often finds himself making mistakes or he might do something a little awkwardly. But instead of being mad, disappointed, or judgmental, his s/o just smiles or laughs it off and walks him through things.
He feels like he can always be himself around his s/o.
Crosshair
Again, it's canon and fanon that Cross is a bit of a grumpy pants so he obviously finds his s/o's wit irritating at first. Which his s/o finds annoying, so his s/o just does it more just to get under his skin.
Totally enemies to lovers trope. I see it no other way. FiGhT me.
His s/o would make jokes all the time but I see that one day, his s/o makes a dry joke and he gives them crap for it, and they've just had enough and so they absolutely *slam* him with snark, sass, and wit that cannot be rivalled by Crosshair himself. They get right up into his face; tension as thick as s o u p.
And then he just grabs their face and makes out with them.
His s/o's like "ok" and totally rolls with it.
The Bad Batch wonder why they don't fight as much anymore (not that they're complaining).
Now they both use their sass to bully the regs.
They kinda become this unbeatable pair of unrivalled attitude. Unlike Hunter and his s/o who use it to tease each other, while Cross and his s/o do that a little too, they mostly direct their humour and sarcasm outward. Cross's s/o is a little more good natured than him though and will pull him in when he goes a bit too far.
He generally finds his s/o's humour quite funny now (though he'll never admit it), and the fact that he smiles a little more doesn't go unnoticed by his brothers.
Echo
Ok while Hunter is master of the dry humour, Echo is KING of sarcasm.
Having said that, I feel like Echo would actually far more appreciate light humour over sass/snark/wit/etc.
I think after being through the crap he's been through, echo baby just needs a light hearted, positive beam of sunshine in his life and his s/o is it.
He loves that his s/o always has a way of making others laugh and smile, even on really hard missions and in rough times.
I think his s/o having a lighter humour also makes him feel safer. Like there's no chance of miscommunication whereby this s/o accidently hits a sensitive topic. His s/o sticks to surface level humour which makes it easy to digest.
They are also absolutely fantastic at telling funny stories which is a real treat when his s/o will retell stories about some of the missions the Bad Batch has done and they just execute the story perfectly.
Echo is in love with his s/o's laugh and thinks it's so cute when they giggle at their own jokes.
He'll never say it, but his s/o's humour sometimes reminds Echo of Fives and Cutup, which is a bit bittersweet for him.
They say that "a joyful heart is good medicine" and for Echo that couldn't be more true. His s/o's joyful heart and nature revive and heal him. He is so much happier because of them and will tell them so in between little kisses as his s/o giggles playfully at his gentle yet eager ministrations.
~ Sister
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Rat Queen & Frog Prince
-requested by @stephmatthewsmith
Word count: 1,741
trigger warnings: kissing?, brother sister relationship
Everyone wants an older brother, that is until the teasing starts. Of course you wouldn’t trade your brother for anything, Alex is kind, caring, funny, and so much more. But he loved to tease you about anything, and even though it was just a joke he did it a lot.
“Hey, Y/N. Can you go get me a glass of water?” He had asked during the band’s break.
“Why can’t you? Don’t you have legs?” Not looking up from your book.
“Oh come on Y/N/N, you should respect your elders. One day I won’t be around anymore and you’ll miss getting me a cup of water.” He whines
Sighing deeply you get up, going to get a cup. It hadn’t taken you long to realize what he was doing by the snickers that filled the dining room that the band was occupying. You were standing on your tippy toes trying to reach the cups that had been moved just out of your reach.
“What’s wrong?” Luke’s voice rang through the room.
“Shut up” You grumbled. Still trying to reach the glasses the thud of footsteps came behind you “If you take one more step I will take you down.” Scowling at Reggie who had been holding in his laugh.
Without another word you climbed up onto the counter standing up you smirked at yourself.
“Y/N!! get down from there before you hurt yourself!” Alex yelled as he scrambled to grab you. You were fine until he grabbed your legs, that is when you started to wobble.
“Let go! You’ll be the reason I FALL!!” His hands left your legs though 2 hands appeared on each side of you. Ignoring both you jumped off the counter on your own, filling up your cup you went towards Alex as if to give it to him. With a bright smile he reaches out to grab the cup but you pull it out of his reach and gulp it down.
“Bum…” You mutter before setting the glass in his outstretched hand before walking to grab Reggies hand. “I need to steal Reg, he’ll be back in a bit.” Smirking you pull him along with you.
“Just don’t be too loud!” Alex shouts, you can hear Bobby and Luke laughing their butts off. Thankfully you are too far away for them to see the blush creep up your neck.
**** **** **** ****
Since that day the teasing about a boyfriend continued. At first it had no affect on you, because your feelings for a certain someone were minuscule.
“Hey Y/N, want to go on a double date with Willie and I?” Alex asked on the way to school. You turned your head up from your book, and my goodness if looks could kill Alex would be 18 feet under right now. “Oh wait, all your boyfriends are fictional. Sorry baby sis.” He laughed.
“1) Stop acting like you’re 20 years older, you are literally 2 years older than me. And 2) I do have a boy interested in me. Thank you very much.” Sticking your chin out a bit.
“What do you mean? Who is it? I swear if they even think about hurting you, I will sick Luke and Bobby on them.”
“No one of your concern. I can take care of myself.” As soon as the car was parked you hopped out walking into school.
As you were walking to lunch you felt a heavy arm around your shoulder. Looking over you saw Bobby flashing a flirtatious smile.
“Hey darlin’.”
“What do you want?” You pretended to be annoyed with him. In all honesty all of the boys had been like your brothers, and you loved them with all your heart. Though a certain bassist had caught your eye in a different way; however no one needed to know that.
Bobby leaned in sloppily kissing your cheek as you sat down at the table.
“I said hugging was as far as you could go!” Alex exclaimed as you were wiping off Bobby’s slobber making a disgusted face.
“Hey man, I gotta do what I gotta do. I mean your sister is pretty hot.” He continued to smile.
“Why are you guys sitting at my table? I thought you would be in the music room or something.” You feel your heart begin to beat a little faster as you begin to look around for the other 2.
“No, no, we wanted to meet this so-called ‘boyfriend’ of yours.” Alex flicked a bit of water in your faces.
“Okay, he’s not my boyfriend. And I never said he went to our school, I just pointed out that there is a guy.” You countered.
“Oh so no boy… unless.” he wiggles his eyebrows towards Bobby.
“EW Never!!” You squeal. “Sorry Bobby, but no, never.” he looks at you feigning hurt.
“It’s alright, I know someone who is even better for you.” All 3 of you turn to look at an approaching Reggie and Luke. And just like that your cheeks are burning almost brighter then Reggie’s. Clearing your throat you return to pulling out your lunch and eating.
Reggie comes to sit on the other side of you, Luke sitting next to Alex. He is quick to engage the boys in a conversation about an upcoming gig. Though you kept feeling eyes on you,
“You look really nice today Y/N.” Reggies whispered in your ear, you could feel the shiver roll down your spine. Turning to look at him you were so close that your noses were almost touching, and yet again your face burned.
“Thank you.” you probably should have looked away, but you didn’t. Being so enamored by him, you hadn’t ever been this close to him but now you could see every freckle upon his cheeks. Shaking yourself out of the trance you abruptly stand up attracting the attention of the others.
“I have to go, class and all. See you after school.” you then rushed out of the cafeteria. The boys shared looks as lunch as only halfway over.
**** **** ****
Since your shared moment in the cafeteria things had been strained between you and Reggie, not in a bad way. He had wanted to tell you that he liked you, but could never find you alone, and if you were alone you would scurry off at the sight of him. You weren’t afraid of him, or shy, you had simply wanted to avoid your feelings; because why would your brother's best friend be interested in you?
“Guys can we take a break?” Reggie set his bass down, leaving before anyone of them answered; making his way to your room he could hear the tape he made you playing in your room. Knock lightly he walked in to see you laying on your floor working on school work.
“Hey, can we talk?” he turned your music down and sat down in front of you
“Always, what’s up Reg?” his heart fluttered a bit.
“Well, I um- I wanted to tell you something important.” he stuttered a little. “And if you would just listen all the way that would be great because I really need to get this off my chest.” simply nodding your head he grabbed your hand
“Y/N, I have known you since like forever. You are one of the most amazing girls I have ever met. And you support our band, and I just- I really like you. Obviously you don’t feel the same because of the other guy but, I just wanted you to know.” he confessed.
“I have to confess something, there is no other guy. Honestly I was lying to get Alex off my back.”
“What?” his head perked up. You slipped your hand in his intertwining your fingers. Pushing your books aside you scooch closer to him, knees touching.
“I like you. And I was afraid to admit it because what if you didn’t like me back? I didn’t want anything to happen between you and Alex. I just didn’t want to admit it, but I am now. So Reggie I have liked you ever since you banged me in the head with Bee. Well I was upset then but either way.” You giggled.
“I swear that was an accident and I know Bee is sorry.” He scratches the back of his neck with his free hand.
“I know.” you smile not even realizing you had gotten closer. You bet he could feel the heat coming off your face. Reggie licked his lips while looking down at yours, both getting closer your eyes drifted closed.
“REGGIE WE HAVE BEEN-” You heard a giant gasp. Looking up you saw Luke staring at you with wide eyes. “Reginald, you are so dead. ALEX!” He had begun within seconds you were up chasing after him into the hall. “ALEX!! REGGIE IS KISSING Y/N!!”
“WE DID NOT! LUKE SHUT YOUR FACE!” Your face was burning now, turning back around you bumped noses with Reggie. Then next thing you know his lips were on yours.
REGINALD FREAKIN’ PETERS WAS KISSING YOU!! Your heart felt as though it had stopped. This is something you had dreamt about for a long time, though you would never admit it. All you could think about was Reggie, the person you had loved all your life. He pulled away sooner than you would have liked.
“Better beat it before Alex comes up here and has my head…” He chuckles out, and it seems as though your kiss had no affect on him. Like it was something you had done that a thousand times before.
“Um yeah. We better” grabbing your hand he led you out to the garage. You noticed Bobby and Luke discussing something while playing around, Alex nowhere in sight.
“Oh there's the rat queen and her Frog prince. You do know that frogs eat rats… right?” Alex pushes his way between you and Reggie, while slinging a hand over both your shoulders.
“No actually frogs eat moths, sowbugs, flies, caterpillars, or even crickets.” Reggie stated in a matter-of-fact tone. You had remembered a time when the only thing he wanted to do was learn about animals. Or sing songs about them.
“Whatever, just don’t eat my sisters face.” he hit the back of Reggies head “And you Y/N, don’t distract him from his music…” walking backwards away from you he pointed threateningly. He almost looked like a father.
“Wouldn’t dream of it.” you smiled fondly.
#reggie peters x mercer!reader#reggie peters x reader#sunset curve x reader#mercer!reader#alex mercer#alex mercer x sister!reader#sunset curve imagine#julie and the phantoms#grace writes
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sweet like the thunder on my tongue
pairing: willex
word count: 2786
tw for light swearing
It tumbles out of his mouth before he could even think about it: “But I don’t have any powers.”
Caleb smirks. “And who told you that?”
or, in which willie realizes his true strength.
taglist is in the reblogs, fic is under the cut!
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“Willie?”
The skater’s head pops up, cutting off the conversation he was having to look over at his boss.
“Can I see you for a moment? In my office?” Caleb gestures toward the stairwell.
Wordlessly, Willie follows him, only growing concerned when they walk right past the office and towards another room at the end of the hall which he’d never paid any mind to before. Was that door even there before? “Caleb, what’s going on?”
Caleb opened the door to the room and ushered him inside-- well, more shoved, but who is Willie to talk back to him right now-- while all Willie could do was look around and wait for Caleb to say something. The room was dark-- pitch black, actually, and he couldn’t see anything inside. He could now barely see his own hands, if not for the single hanging light above Caleb’s head as he stood in the hallway still, blocking the doorframe. With a wave of his fingers, Caleb pushed Willie down into some kind of, apparently, vantablack chair, metal clamps fastening around his wrists as soon as he reached the seat. Caleb leaned against the doorframe, seemingly inspecting his nails. “You’ve betrayed me, William.”
Willie steels himself, squeezing his eyelids shut, and replies, “I, I don’t know what you’re talking about.” His efforts to cover his tracks were pitiful, to be completely honest. He wasn’t sure how much energy he had left at that point; before he’d met the band— before he’d met Alex— he thought that the best thing about the afterlife was that he could do what he wanted for as long as he wanted, day in and day out, as long as he came back to the club to do the shows. But now, his entire perspective has been shaken up, and he’s honestly gotten sick of doing the same things every single day. Why should he go see the same sights he’s seen since 1983 when he could be screaming in a museum, or stealing an entire fucking bus, or anything that can actually make a connection between him and another person?
Except, now he can’t even do that anymore. His connections are gone. They all crossed over (except for Julie, who never saw him in the first place), and he was left to his own devices, again. Willie isn’t sure what else there is for him to do, and in all transparency, if he hasn’t figured out his unfinished business yet, he doubts he ever will. Caleb putting him out of his misery now would probably just save him a lot of trouble.
“Don’t be coy,” Caleb jabs at him, standing up straight. “After all I’ve done for you? I gave you a place to stay, food to eat, things to do, and this is how you repay me? You help my recruits escape?”
Willie sighs, the helplessness beginning to overwhelm him. “What does it matter, anyway? They’ve crossed over, you don’t have competition anymore, right?”
“William, the boys are still out there. And they’ve lost their stamps.” Willie freezes. They lost their stamps? Alex is alive— or, at least, as alive as he can be? “Regardless, I have never been worried about competition. Those boys have power, power that could rival my own. I can’t just have that out there in the world, where it could fall into the wrong hands, now, can I?” Caleb sneers, a sickenly sweet smirk on his face.
Furrowing his brows, Willie rushes out in reply, “They’re playing in a pop rock band, they’re practically harmless, what could they even—”
“You don’t get it, do you?” Caleb interrupts, his icy eyes boring into Willie’s own.
Willie shuts his mouth and swallows his nerves. And maybe his pride.
Caleb leans forward, his hands gripping the arms of the chair. “I can’t have anyone’s power rival my own. That would steal away my precious audience, my empire that I’ve built over the last hundred years. Every ghost in my club would otherwise be a threat to me, had they not signed away their powers when they sold me their souls. With their powers under my possession, I have full reign over any paranormal capabilities that this world could possibly hold.” He stands back up. “I’ve kept my enemies close, you could say.”
It tumbles out of his mouth before he could even think about it: “But I don’t have any powers.”
Caleb smirks. “And who told you that?”
Willie was looking right at him. He feels no need to answer, and even if he wanted to, his mouth is going dry and there’s a lump in his throat preventing him from doing anything other than remaining still.
“Don’t get your hopes up about the boys still being here, William,” Caleb says after a moment. “They won’t be when you get out.” He slams the door, leaving Willie in the room, with nothing but dark, dark, dark, alone.
***
“Alright, where’s our first stop?” Luke asks as Julie shrugs her backpack over her shoulder and takes a sip from her water bottle. She and the boys were walking down Sunset Boulevard, her with Airpods in so she could talk to the boys without getting odd looks from others. Julie was planning a sleepover with Flynn for the following night, and the boys jumped at the chance to help her run errands, since hanging out in the studio was getting a little boring.
“Can we stop for pizza? I know we can’t eat it, but at least I can smell it!” Reggie pleads, using his puppy dog eyes.
“Reg, that face only works on Luke and Alex. You can smell it tomorrow night when she’s over, yeah?” Julie jokes. “I was thinking—”
A dark, purple smoke appears in front of them, causing them to stumble and still themselves, the boys’ faces all paling once they realize who’s in front of them.
Caleb smiles, sickeningly sweet. “Hello, boys. And you must be Julie.”
***
He has powers.
Willie has powers, and he hadn’t known this entire fucking time.
This guy, who was supposed to be Willie’s mentor for the past, who knows, thirty-ish years now, who he had once looked up to, who had taken him in has his own, who had given him a way to keep track of time again, who somehow knew he had powers that he couldn’t manage on his own, did all of it for his own advantage. He used him to gain more power and control, while making Willie think he cared. Thirty fucking years.
Right now, he’s trapped in this room, yeah, but Willie feels more suffocated by the hurt and confusion surrounding him more than anything else. He can’t stand that Alex and the boys are probably out there right now, about to be destroyed by Caleb, because of him, again. He hates that nearly all of his afterlife has just been a giant fucking lie. And with these stupid new-but-not-really powers, he doesn’t even know where to start. So, he does what he knows best.
Willie screams.
He cries a bit too, but mostly he screams until his voice grows hoarse.
Ever since he passed away, he’s always loved the feeling that grows in his chest when he screams, knowing that he can just take up so much space without anyone (or at least, anyone important) hearing. It hurts sometimes, obviously, but really it just feels like lightning forming in his veins, sparking against his the walls of his skin, ready to burst through.
He doesn’t notice until he takes a gasp for air that this time, it actually has.
Willie gasps again, this time in shock. It’s a bright, brilliant green, wires of light darting across his fingertips and palms. He doesn’t know what to do with it.
Willie squeezes his eyes shut and makes two fists, willing the stinging of the lightning to go away by distracting himself with the stinging of his own fingernails. He realizes then that he’s created light, that he’s given himself a way out, so he reopens his hands and holds them out, looking for the door that Caleb had previously slammed. He spots it and moves to get up, almost forgetting about his arm braces. He curses under his breath, and begins to rack his brain for a way out of them, the green still dancing around his arms.
He screams again.
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They’d been cornered into an alleyway, which was probably best for any bystander’s sanity, anyway, but it meant that they were trapped by Caleb. Again.
“What do you want with us?” Luke had asked when Caleb first appeared, walking in front of Julie with a guarding arm.
Caleb had sighed in reply, taking a step forward, “Oh, I’ve decided I don’t need you three anymore. You’re not of any use to me, not without your lifer by your side. Without a life source, you’re about as powerful as any other regular ghost. I just need her.”
Luke stood fully in front of Julie then, Reggie and Alex flanking him to protect her. “You will never get to her,” Alex had chimed in, ice in his tone.
“Bold statement from someone who still chooses to hide behind his friends.” Alex had looked down at his shoes in shame, face turning red. “Oh, don’t worry, we all know you’re not brave enough to take me on by yourself,” Caleb chuckled to himself. “Besides, you boys seem to have forgotten how powerful I am— or can we do without the reminder?” Caleb added, lifting his hand as a wisp of purple smoke curled around it.
Now, after putting up a decent fight, they stand against the building as dark purple webs tangle over them, effectively pinning them down. Julie strains against them as they burn into her skin, pointedly not looking at Caleb who is inches away. Caleb puts a finger to her chin, causing her to look into his eyes. Julie sucks on her teeth, willing herself not to cry any more than she already has. “Quite a shame that such talent, such heart has to go to waste,” Caleb says, before his hand begins to glow in a manner that Julie knows could only lead to her demise.
He’s interrupted, however, by a slew of car alarms going off. Caleb swivels his head to look over at the main road, now realizing that it’s… empty?
Almost moving to walk over, Caleb hesitates just enough for the webs’ strength to weaken, and the boys poof out of their hold. They immediately begin trying to pull the web of magic off of Julie, succeeding in doing so once they notice that Caleb’s attention is no longer on them. He’s in the road now, staring down the horizon line.
“He’s distracted now, let’s poof to the studio to buy some time,” Reggie says, but Luke quickly counters, “Julie can’t poof. We would have to go back down the road, anyway.”
While Luke and Reggie are trying to figure out what to do, Julie’s eyes stray over to Alex, who is now peering around the corner of the building, eyebrows furrowed. He suddenly runs over to the road, and Julie calls after him. The three run to catch up to Alex and stand in terror just a few feet behind Caleb, who is still seemingly frozen in place.
They feel it before they can see it.
The hair on their arms and the backs of their necks begin to stand on end, a quiet humming in the atmosphere causing an adrenaline rush kind of energy around them. The humming thrums into a pulse, concentrating around what Caleb must’ve been looking at; a sharp, sparking green light floating in the air down the road. It grows bigger and bigger, until a silhouette suddenly appears in its place, looking at the ground. “Hey, Caleb!”
Alex’s heart stops when he realizes who it is.
Willie looks up from the ground and begins to make his way over, thunderous step by thunderous step. His eyes shine fully in bright green, almost like the lightning inside of him was leaking out. He reaches forward and a beam of crackling light shoots forward, splitting and clasping itself around Caleb’s wrists in constraint. With rumbling intensity, Willie continues, “You lied to me. You’ve been lying to me my entire afterlife, pretending to care. Every time you stamped someone, you told me it was because they would be dangerous otherwise, that you were just ‘protecting the ghost world’, and then you turn and do it to my friends. You’ve hurt me, you’ve hurt the people I care about, and it doesn’t even matter to you. I don’t even want to know the number of other ghosts you’ve screwed over like you have us.” Willie heaves in a breath, his arm beginning to shake as Caleb tries to overpower him with his own powers. “I can’t let you do this anymore.”
Caleb grits through his teeth, “You don’t get much of a say, William, I own you.”
“Not anymore.” Willie screams again, causing the beam shooting out of his palm to reinforce itself, the sparks around Caleb’s wrists slowly crawling around his skin until it looked like his veins were filled with light. “You aren’t strong enough to beat me, William, I know you more than you know yourself. You can’t do this,” Caleb tries, but Willie just screams louder, drowning him out.
The screams nearly shake the air, causing Julie to lean on Luke for support, with Reggie resting a hand on her shoulder. Alex wants to reach out, to do something, but he knows there’s nothing he really can do to help. He knew Willie was one of a kind, it was obvious from every interaction they’d had up to that point, but he never expected him to be that powerful. It was terrifying, if he was being honest. And Alex didn’t want to be scared of him, especially while he was literally putting his life on the line for them, but it was almost as if Willie was losing control.
Wait.
A small, dwindling purple smoke emits from Caleb’s palms, encircling the cuffs on his wrists, and the green light inside of him dims. Willie is panting in between his screams, running out of energy. Inhaling sharply, Alex doesn’t think twice before bolting over to him, ignoring the protests from his friends.
Alex stands behind him and grips his hands onto Willie’s shoulders, focusing all of his energy into his fingertips, just like he had on that day in the museum. And, just like that day, he screams with Willie, hoping and praying to a god he no longer believes in that it helps, that it works.
It does.
The lightning bursts out at a rapid speed, nearly enveloping Caleb, almost as if it was tearing him apart, atom by atom. It grows brighter, and brighter, and brighter, until—
He’s gone. Small ashes lie in the spot where Caleb once stood, now dissipated into thin air.
Willie collapses to the ground in exhaustion and Alex grasps onto him, as if he’ll disappear himself if he lets go. After a brief moment, Willie takes a sharp breath, wincing in a burning, stinging type of pain, and lets out a breath of relief once it goes away. He knows exactly what that was, he could feel it; his soul was finally back in his body.
Willie looks down at his wrist. The familiar stamp from the Hollywood Ghost Club is still there, however it no longer has its signature purple sheen. It’s black and faded now, like a thirty-year-old tattoo he’s come to regret.
“Are you okay?” Alex asks, pulling away, his face the picture of worry. Willie notices then that Julie, Luke, and Reggie are knelt next to him, too, their own expressions almost as bad as Alex’s.
Willie smiles a sad smile. It’s a weak thing, but it’s genuine. “You’re still here.”
Recognition washes over Alex’s face, and he softly lifts his hand to Willie’s chin. “Of course I am. I told you, I’d follow you anywhere, yeah?”
Willie chuckles and ducks his head. “Yeah, well, somehow, you did.”
Alex lightly pulls on his chin so he can look him in the eye, a burning intensity present there that Willie hasn’t seen in, well, thirty years. “We can explain that later, okay? I just want to make sure you’re okay.”
Willie does a small nod. “I will be.”
Alex pulls him back into a tight hug, and Willie sinks into his arms. He knows they’ll both ask questions later; all that matters right now is that they’re there, that they’ve got each other.
And now, they always will.
#sweet like the thunder on my tongue fic#mari writes#willex#willie jatp#alex mercer#jatp#julie and the phantoms#willex fic#jatp fic
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Pairing: Reggie x Bobby’s Sister Reader
Word Count: 2.5K
Request: Hey, I was wondering if you would write a reader x Reggie imagine, where reader is Bobby’s sister and secretly having a relationship with Reggie without the rest of the band knowing about it.
Warnings: very light swearing
A/N: this fic also doubles as my (very late) submission to @jatp-btr week! I decided to set it in 2020 with Julie and the Phantoms going on tour but the guys are alive and Bobby is still a tennager! Also, shoutout to @txrii, who’s playlist of songs that Sunset Curve would cover got me through the final stretch of writing this! Anon, I hope you like this!! As always, let me know what you think and drop a comment/ask/message to be added to my taglist!
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“Hey Reg,” you said softly, smiling shyly as his face appeared on your phone screen.
You didn’t have any reason to be shy, you and Reggie had been dating for over a year and had known each other for much longer, but you still hadn’t gotten used to your only face-to-face conversation being over FaceTime. Plus, you’d learned to be wary when the two of you called, you didn’t want to say something mushy and have one of the guys behind him, or worse, your brother.
When you and Reggie had started dating you’d decided to keep it secret from your twin brother, and by default Luke and Alex too. Reggie had reasoned that Bobby would be pissed at him for starting up a romantic relationship with you, which was fair given how protective your slightly older brother had always been of you. However, you were certain he’d be more upset with you for dating one of his best friends and bandmates. So, you didn’t tell him. And then months went by and all of a sudden you were passing one year and Sunset Curve was going on tour and they still hadn’t told him.
“Hey, Y/N,” Reggie responded with a grin, clearly psyched to be able to talk to you.
“Are the guys around?” You started to ask when you were interrupted.
“Reggie, did you say Y/N?” A voice called from the background and all of a sudden your boyfriend was being pushed out of the frame and Luke’s face was front and center.
You giggled exasperatedly at the boy but smiled.
“Hi Luke,” you greeted and he grinned at you.
He had just opened his mouth to respond when he was shoved out of frame as well, Alex now taking his place.
“Hi Y/N!” He yelled and you winced slightly, leaning away from your phone at the increase in volume.
“Hi Alex,” you said quieter, though trying to match his enthusiasm in your tone. “Where’s Bobby? And Julie and Flynn?” You asked, trying to rush through any more potential disruptions.
“Bobby’s in the bathroom and Julie and Flynn are on their bus,” Alex explained while struggling to keep Luke from pushing him out of frame.
With Sunset Curve being such a large group (five performers and their manager), and all of them being so young, their parents decided it was for the best that the girls get one tour bus and the guys get another. Plus, you were pretty sure Ray was not very keen on Julie and Luke sleeping in the same space now that they had started dating, even though they were both adults and you knew Luke was asexual. Still, parents will be parents you supposed.
Besides, it meant there were fewer opportunities for interruptions when you called Reggie while they were on the road.
“Y/N how come you always call Reggie and never me?” Luke pouted, finally having shoved his way back into the frame.
“Don’t be ridiculous, I called you yesterday,” you protested, rolling your eyes at the boy’s dramatics.
That had been another issue you’d had to work out when their tour had first kicked off. Calling Reggie every day was starting to seem suspicious, even though you claimed it was to talk to all of them. Alex had quickly pointed out that it was weird that you didn’t just call your brother, which you had tried to excuse as not wanting him to hog the phone time but then Luke had gotten jealous that you only called Reggie. It seemed reasonable enough when you thought about it from their perspective. You’d been friends with them all for years and they didn’t know about your relationship, so it probably did look like you were playing favorites with Reggie. So, you started making regular calls to Luke and Alex, making sure to give them enough one-on-one time on the phone with you to throw suspicion off your calls with Reggie. It had mostly worked, but Luke was still a butthead.
“Yeah but you called Reggie today,” he whined and you shook your head.
“Because it’s my turn,” Reggie responded for her, pushing both boys away so he could fill the screen once again. You hoped nobody noticed the way your smile brightened when you saw your boyfriend.
“Don’t you guys have other things to do?” He whined and you could practically hear Luke and Alex pouting off-camera so you tried to put on your best understanding-but-disappointed look.
“Sorry guys, it’s Reggie’s time,” you said, though not really sorry about it.
“I feel like it’s always Reggie’s time,” you heard Luke grumble and rolled your eyes.
“Maybe I like him better than you,” you shot back, with a raised brow.
You heard him gasp from off-camera and then you heard the stomping of feet and Reggie grinned broadly at you.
“It’s not nice to lie, Y/N!” Luke yelled as he stomped away, and you heard Alex yelp as he was dragged away with him. “We all know I’m your favorite! I’m everybody’s favorite.”
“Nicely done,” he commended you and you laughed.
“I don’t even know what I did,” you admitted, assuming it would be a much larger fight to get Luke and Alex away.
“Well, whatever it was worked,” he chuckled before his face fell. “I wish you were here.”
Your smile turned melancholy at that. It was certainly nice to be able to see him every day when you got a chance to call, but it was nothing compared to actually being together.
“We’ll be together again before you know it,” you tried to comfort.
“We still have two months of touring!” He whined and you nodded.
Sunset Curve did still have two more months of touring, but what Reggie didn’t know was that as soon as they stepped foot on US soil to finish off the last leg of their tour, you’d be joining them. You’d been in cahoots with your brother, Flynn, and Julie to plan everything in secret. Of course, you were really only planning to surprise Reggie, but to throw off suspicions you had to claim to want to surprise all the guys. You’d be traveling on the girls’ bus but everybody knew you’d be spending the most time with the guys. You did grow up with them, after all, whereas you’d only known Julie and Flynn for a couple of years.
Still, it was difficult to talk to Reggie every day, watch him pout as he whined about missing you and how long you had before you’d see each other again, without throwing in the towel and telling him everything. The look on his face will be worth it, you had to remind yourself each time.
So, you nodded along, strategically choosing your words to avoid lying to your boyfriend.
“I only have a couple more minutes, babe,” you said after about a half-hour had gone by with the two of you sharing about your days.
“Oh, right, your class,” Reggie groaned, not wanting to hang up.
“Believe me, I don’t like this any more than you do,” you sighed, giving him a tight-lipped smile. “But, I’ll text you when it’s over and maybe we can call later?”
Reggie nodded.
“Don’t find any cute girls to replace me while I’m gone,” you joked and he shook his head.
“How can I? I’ll be thinking about you the whole time,” he replied and you smiled shyly.
“I love you, Reg,” you said softly.
“I love you too, Y/N.”
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You were practically running across the airport. No, not practically, you were running through the airport.
You and Bobby had strategically planned your flight out to the east coast to meet them so that you would land a little before them and be at the airport waiting for them when they arrived. Neither of you had considered delays in your plan and so you were running from your gate across the airport to try to get to the boys’ gate before they disembarked the plane.
You could feel your phone vibrating in your back pocket and cursed quietly to yourself, knowing it was Bobby texting you that they were getting off the plane. You groaned, though in your out-of-breath state it came out as more of a stuttered whine.
You were pretty sure you were nearly there when you heard it.
“Y/N?” A voice called out, sounding confused.
You cursed mentally, having hoped to have some time to compose yourself before seeing them, but obviously, you were too late.
“Reggie, what are you talking about?” You heard Luke ask the boy and you could practically hear your twin’s knowing smirk before you saw it.
When you finally spotted the group of teenagers grouped just outside the gate your eyes slid right past your brother and all your friends, finally locking onto blue-green eyes. Before you even realized what you were doing you were running again, launching yourself at your dark-haired boyfriend. Reggie caught you in his arms, spinning you around slightly before placing your feet on the ground. The two of you stared into each other’s eyes for a moment, relishing in the feeling of being in each other’s arms again before remembering the company you were in. Reluctantly you stepped out of his arms before embracing Luke and Alex, still thrilled to see two of your closest friends just in a different way than Reggie.
“What, no hug for me?” Bobby asked with a frown once you’d hugged Julie and Flynn as well.
You scoffed, wrinkling your face as if the prospect of hugging your brother was revolting.
“If I must,” you sighed before wrapping your arms around your twin. “I missed you.” You added more sincerely. You had never been the kind of twins that were attached at the hip, but this tour had certainly been the longest and farthest you’d been from each other.
You pulled away, moving back to stand by Reggie who was staring at you with a mix of awe and adoration that you hoped the rest of the group missed.
“Wh-when? How? I- I can’t believe you’re here,” he stuttered out, pulling you into his side and you grinned.
“Bobby, Jules, and Flynn helped me plan it all out,” you explained, smiling up at the boy. “I wanted to surprise you.” You turned to smile at Luke and Alex, knowing they were included in the surprise even though it was really only intended for Reggie.
“So wait, I don’t get it, what are you doing all the way on the east coast?” Alex asked, puzzled and you laughed while Luke smacked his chest. “Surely you didn’t fly all the way out here just to see us?”
“No, you idiot! She’s joining us on tour!” Luke exclaimed before faltering, eyes flicking between you, Bobby, Julie, and Flynn for confirmation. “…Right?”
You nodded, laughing again.
“Yes, I got sick of missing you guys while you were traveling the world,” you grinned and Reggie squeezed your shoulder, a reminder that his arm was still around you. Luckily all the guys were pretty touchy so it seemed friendly enough. “So I’ll be with you for the rest of the tour!”
The guys all cheered at your announcement and you grinned, so thankful to be back with them.
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You’d made it surprisingly long into the North American leg of their tour before any mishaps occurred. You couldn’t quite believe you’d made it that long given that all you and Reggie wanted to do in your free time was stay wrapped up in each other but there wasn’t exactly the privacy for that.
Still, you couldn’t help but be frustrated when the slip-up finally happened.
You’d been backstage before one of their concerts, the guys had left you and Reggie alone in their dressing room so you took advantage of your momentary privacy and leaned in to give your boyfriend a good-luck kiss on the cheek. Of course, it was just your luck that the guys would bust back in looking for their bandmate just as your lips made contact with his cheek and before you knew it you were giving the other three boys good luck kisses and mentally cursing yourself while Reggie held back a laugh.
Needless to say, you were more careful next time but you were still stuck giving good luck kisses for the next few performances because the guys insisted that they actually performed better.
Of course, that whole ordeal was completely forgotten on the night of their last performance. You were all back in LA and after this performance, you’d be returning to your own homes and beds to sleep for the first time in weeks for you and months for the rest of the group. You knew they were all excited to be back home even though they loved touring.
You were excited to be home too, and maybe that was why you completely forgot the lesson you’d learned earlier on the tour and pulled Reggie in for a kiss when the guys stepped out of the dressing room for the final show.
It had meant to be a quick kiss so that the two of you could follow right behind them without arousing suspicions. However, you didn’t stop him when he pulled you in closer, prolonging your kiss. You were so focused on each other that neither of you heard the door open as Luke came back in to grab his forgotten guitar pick.
“Holy shit!” He yelled back down the hallway, scaring you and Reggie.
The two of you jumped apart hastily, but the damage had already been done. You could hear two pairs of footsteps as Bobby and Alex came running back down the hallway.
“You both owe me ten bucks!” Luke yelled triumphantly as the two boys appeared in the doorway.
“Aw, man are you serious?” Alex whined. “You guys couldn’t have waited until after the concert?”
Your jaw dropped open as the blond drummer and your brother began rummaging through their coats that had been left strewn across the dressing room couch for their wallets, each pulling out a ten-dollar bill and handing them to the guitarist.
“Y-you… you knew? And you were betting on us?” You sputtered, looking between the three guys in pure disbelief before whirling on your brother. “I can’t believe you!”
“Sorry, y/n, you’re not slick at all,” he shrugged, smiling smugly. “All the phone calls to Reggie specifically and then the good luck kisses?” He shook his head mockingly.
“But, it was fun to watch you both squirm,” Luke added and you glared at him.
“I can’t believe you guys,” you pouted, glaring at the three of them.
“Well, at least we don’t have to sneak around anymore,” Reggie pointed out, slipping his hand into your own and you turned to smile up at him.
You leaned up to press a kiss to his lips and heard the guys groan.
“Okay but I still don’t want to see that!” Bobby whined and you smiled into the kiss, flipping your twin off with your free hand.
“What the hell are you guys still doing back here, we have a show to do!” You heard Julie call, her voice getting closer as she approached. “Oh, I see. It’s great that you guys are public now but we still have to get onstage.”
You laughed as you pulled away from the kiss.
“Knock ‘em dead, rockstar,” you said softly before letting go of his hand so he could follow his bandmates out into the hallway.
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what would you do with the characters you don't like if you had power over glee? would you completely get rid of them, replace them or rewrite them to be something different?
I mean the mean part of me wants to say I would just scrap Brittany completely bc she didn't amount to anything in the end asjdfhlfsk BUT if I'm trying to be creative then no, that's too easy. With Brittany, there are two ways I could play it
1) She actually is quite clever but puts on the typical ditzy cheerleader act for funsies. To make sure Quinn knows she isn't a blonde rival threat lol. To mess with guys who think they can take advantage of her. Mostly for her own amusement, to see the looks on people's faces whenever she says something "dumb". But she drops the act midway thru s2 (when they quit the cheerios) and we get to see her for who she really is. Sharp and blunt at the same time, with a sardonic and dry wit that sometimes goes over people's heads. But she's dropped the dumbass act to be a lil smart ass
"How do you know my dim-witted inexperience isn't merely a subtle form of manipulation used to lower people's expectations thereby enhancing my ability to effectively maneuver within any given situation?"
2) She is kind of a ditz but she actually has the emotional intelligence that people claim she has. But the good "Go back in there and be there for Kurt", "family is a place where everyone loves you no matter what" kind, not the "you have to actually eat the chocolate bar or it will melt and look like you have poop in your hand". Basically Brittany talking about poop or toilets or anything in that same vein is strictly forbidden. She's not great in school, makes C's and D's in her main classes. But has creative electives like art, photography, creative writing, etc and does amazingly in those classes. She has her own unique way of looking at things and offers her own unique wisdom to help put things in perspective from time to time
Either way, she is never a complete fucking bonehead turned math genius bc that is fucking awful. And maybe you could even add in the actual autism angle bc like. Doesn't understand social cues, takes things too literally, etc. And either way she would graduate in s3 and get out of my face. So that's what I'd do with Brittany
Finn is easier but also harder bc this is such a gargantuan task and deviation from canon but. Have him actually be more like the person we're told he is. You TELL me he is this amazing uniter of cliques, kind hearted, perfect blend of a jock and show choir god, ushering the school into a new age of togetherness. You SHOW me he is a lil bitch who runs away from the club at the slightest difficulty, drops slurs and outs people on the reg, wants to be the leader without putting in the work, and is kind of a ball hog who actually sucks at football and isn't that great a singer. What's not clicking
Obviously Finn doesn't have to be perfect. He can have issues and uncertainties. But holy shit maybe have one issue once or twice. Doing this same bullshit half a dozen times and never learning a lesson makes me hate him!!!! Idk man just make him less of a fucking asshole
And don't fucking act like he ascended to sainthood when he died. I'm sorry but that bullshit about like "Finn wanted Sam in the club bc he was looking for someone to take over his legacy when he was gone" like shut the fuck up that actually sounds insane. Don't fucking do that. Finn is just a dude. Just make him be a kind of chill and cool dude with his heart in the right place but he slips up and makes mistakes bc he's still human. He doesn't use slurs or out anyone. He isn't constantly beating people up. He doesn't attack a sex worker, thanks. Maybe don't make him a serial cheater either, that would be nice
As for Sebastian, yeah, no, you can scrap him completely. He isn't interesting or fun and it actually drives me insane that he's the fifth most popular character on ao3. You can have your own preferences, you can like a little rich bitch bratty bad boy villain wannabe. But knowing that that many people are so far up his butt makes me wanna scream lol
Shelby, I would change her plotline by having her end up in jail. That would be a nice arc for her character
Will, I would change him by having him be a decent teacher. Broke: himbo Finn. Woke: himbo Will. He's kind and tries his best but he is shockingly dumb. Doesn't realize his wife isn't really pregnant for like five months?? The pieces are there. He sometimes lets himself be bulldozed in his own classroom but when other students talk, he listens. Takes their suggestions, actually shines a light on everyone, helps them improve and lets everyone have their moment in the spotlight. In the end everyone loves him and when he wins teacher of the year, it doesn't feel like a hollow bullshit contrivance
Sue. Either make her drop the villain shtick by about s3, or get rid of her entirely. Talk about going around in circles. I really think she was the worst of it. It got sooo old and boring and it was the same thing for six seasons. So have her be an ally to the club come s3, after her sister's funeral bc that makes sense. Or just write her off. Idc how
Don't ever let Rory set fucking foot on this show. Sorry to the actor but that character was partially responsible for why s3 went down the fucking shitter. He was terrible, and having to write plots about being Irish made early s3 a fucking joke
Oh and I would magically make it so that the viewers of the show have some common fucking sense. And if a character is being racist or a bigot or just a general cunt, there wouldn't be 2395890 compilation videos on youtube praising them for being brutally honest or sassy or hilarious or what have you. :) You know, if I had THAT kind of power
So yeah those are my thoughts. Took me a while to answer but I appreciate the ask!
#glee#long post#asks#answered#my thoughts#anonymous#anti brittany pierce#lol brittany pierce#anti finn hudson#lol finn hudson#anti sebastian smythe#lol sebastian smythe#i think those are the only ones people actually like#for whatever reason#no one's out here for rory or shelby so they dont need anti tags#i assume#also that quote in regards to brittany is from scream 2#from dewey deputity dewey boy
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