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lebenspurpur · 1 year

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what do they smell like

AN: I know I did this before, but I need to correct myself. Plus, it was like 2 years ago, so..

ℝℤ 𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 𝕄𝕪𝕖𝕣𝕤

Most of the time, he smells like sweat and that sweet coppery odor of blood.

That changes whenever he actually decides to take a shower and change his clothes.

Suddenly he smells like nothing. And I mean nothing.

If you inhale deeply enough, you might get a faint whiff of sanitizer, like the kind they use in hospitals, but that's it.

You can decide for yourself if that's a blessing or a curse.

𝕍𝕚𝕟𝕔𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝕊𝕚𝕟𝕔𝕝𝕒𝕚𝕣

Paraffin wax.

So he smells like plastic and, like, the worst kind.

Maybe you need to convince him to use some bee wax candles for a change. Or some wax that smells like something nice, at least.

Which makes me think of another headcannon: Vincent hates the smell of cheap scented candles. He can not stand them. You'd think his nose might be desensitized to bad smells by now, but no.

The only scented candles he allows in his basement are the expensive ones, with real dried flowers or some good essential oils.

Other than paraffin wax, he smells like his body wash, which is the same as Bo's.

(You can not convince me they do not share one. Maybe buy him some nice shampoo while we're at it.)

The smell of the wax easily overpowers anything else, though.

𝔹𝕠 𝕊𝕚𝕟𝕔𝕝𝕒𝕚𝕣

Bo prides himself on owning some really nice cologne.

So, if he applies that, he actually smells really nice.

Other than that: cigarettes.

I feel like he actually has a nice smell, though. He smells like someone who'd call you sugar, if that makes sense.

𝕃𝕖𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕊𝕚𝕟𝕔𝕝𝕒𝕚𝕣

I know, we have the ongoing joke of Lester smelling bad, but I've changed my mind.

Of course, after working, he smells very bad. Like a dead animal that has been cooking in the sun for way too long.

But he's a clean boy! After he takes a shower, he smells like a mix of leather and something flowery, airy. Kind of like a freshly picked bouquet of wildflowers. Don't ask me where that comes from.

When he's been crafting something, he also smells like hot glue and wood, but it's not powerful enough to be unpleasant.

𝔹𝕣𝕒𝕙𝕞𝕤 ℍ𝕖𝕖𝕝𝕤𝕙𝕚𝕣𝕖

Dust.

Like, you know when something smells old because it's been standing somewhere without being touched for too long?

That's what he smells like.

He doesn't need to, though. He probably has an arsenal of really expensive perfumes and colognes standing somewhere in that mansion.

After he meets you, there's a slight chance that he'll take more care of himself. And in that case, he will finally use those fragrances.

As soon as he does that, he smells like that mansion looks. Rich, educated, charming, handsome even.

𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕞𝕒𝕤 ℍ𝕖𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕥

Hay, dry earth, Tommy smells like a hot day on a field.

When he spent some more time in the basement, the smell becomes even earthier and damp. Like a crypt.

Though, most days the 'warm' smell is stronger and it's really wholesome. When you hug him, it feels like you're hugging a cat who's been lounging in the sun for a while and got all heated up. (I just want to hug him, man.)

𝕆𝕥𝕚𝕤 𝔻𝕣𝕚𝕗𝕥𝕨𝕠𝕠𝕕

Now, that man smells bad.

Rotting corpses, vomit kind of bad. It's not good.

When he does his makeup and actually showers, it's not that bad anymore. Then, he just smells like the makeup he applies (you know, the stuff they paint children's faces with?) and (probably Baby's) body wash.

𝔹𝕒𝕓𝕪 𝔽𝕚𝕣𝕖𝕗𝕝𝕪

Baby loves sweet perfumes, especially when they have a fruity note (pun intended).

She has a few fragrances she always uses, and they make her smell really nice, and really sweet, kind of like candy.

If she doesn't apply those, she smells like lotion and body oil.

Pretty, that's what she smells like.

ℝ𝕁 𝔽𝕚𝕣𝕖𝕗𝕝𝕪

Motor oil, leather and rain.

Motor oil from working on the trucks all day long, leather from his jackets. Where does the smell of rain come from? Don't ask me.

He smells really masculine in that sense, like a ride on a motorcycle.

𝕁𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟 𝕍𝕠𝕠𝕣𝕙𝕖𝕖𝕤

Do corpses emit smell if they're still alive?

Well, Jason does.

He smells like wet earth, rain, and the forest. A really grounding smell overall.

Hugging him feels like laying on the forest ground after it has been raining for a while. In a nice way, though.

It's really refreshing, and really pleasant.

𝔸𝕞𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕒 𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕘

Amanda uses really nice body wash. Something that smells like pine needles.

Other than that, she smells like old metal and disinfectant.

Old metal, because she spends half of her days designing traps and disinfectant because of John.

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sweetielilie · 3 months

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Yan!itadori and Yan!megumi!! ☆⌒(＞。≪)

a/n: I had so much fun writing this lol!! yuuji my bby!!!

CW/Tags: platonic yandere, gn!reader, nonsorcerer!reader, stalker!yuuji, stalker!megumi, candid photos, breaking and entering, Megumi, Yuuji, and reader are friends,

Word Count: 1302

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Yuuji glanced at his camera, admiring your beauty, you looked so pure, even in your sleep. He was so lucky that there was a tree and a window right in view of your bedroom, it felt like your house was just asking for Itadori to take pictures.

"Did you get a good one?" Asked Megumi, now climbing down the tree branches to get on Yuuji's branch. He wasn't really fond of stakeouts like this, honestly why bother when he can just send the dogs to watch you? It's not worth the risk of falling and breaking something.

"Yup! I think this is the best one yet!" Itadori beamed as he shoved the camera in Fushiguro's face, a sound asleep, peaceful you appearing in the tiny screen. You were beautiful, no wonder you capture both of their attention. The black haired sorcerer's eyes softened at the picture, his heart throbbing with love.

"Well, then our 'mission' here is over, let's go back to the dorms. I don't want Gojo catching our ass being stalkers." Megumi grunted, grabbing Itadori's hoodie, he didn't want you to catch on either. Hearing too many rustles of the tree could lead to suspicion from the neighbors too. Too risky.

"Nooo—let's enter Y/N's houuuse!!" Yuuji whined, grasping onto the camera as he looked at Megumi with pleading eyes.

"Are you crazy?!" Fushiguro berated in response, he already had swiped some meaningless things that though didn't matter to you, mattered the world to him. One of your shirts, a hair clip, a filled notebook you had for the past 3 years or so. The boy didn't need breaking into your house, you just needed to turn your back! "There's no way we're going to break into Y/N's house—"

pick…pick…

Fushiguro grumbled curses at Itadori as he tried his best to unlock your front door, his eyes squinting at the lock, trying to see if he's doing it right. "I swear to god if we get caught…"

As soon as Megumi said that, the door unlocked. Seriously, is the writer playing games with him right now (yes, yes i am)?! He peeked at the dark place, trying his best to make the door not screech with creaking. They were both very familiar with your house, lounging around it everytime they can. You weren't a sorcerer, so you thought that Megumi's dogs symbol thingy or the way they don't really open up about their jobs was just a weird quirk of theirs.

Yuuji inhaled the scent of your house. The candle you lit a few hours ago, the dinner you cooked, and your scent. He loved your smell, whenever he gave you a bear hug he sniffed your hair, what a sacred scent. He toyed with all kinds of clutter, ignoring the fact he was supposed to be quiet.

"If you make another sound, I'll kill you. And when you somehow get brought back to life I'll kill you again." Megumi threatened lectured Yuuji, grabbing his hoodie again. He stared at the pink haired boy with piercing eyes. But deep down, he was afraid that if he got caught, he'd lose you forever.

Then, the bedroom. The domain (pun completely intended) that you resided in. Laid in a deep sleep after another day of studying. You looked like royalty in a coma, waiting for your princes to save you. Yuuji peeked over, shadowing your presence. Oh to kiss those pretty little lips and wake you.

Megumi felt that you sleeping was less than a fairytale. It was a necessity. He didn't want his darling to have bags under your eyes. To have you get behind your classes due to your lack of rest. Still, just like Yuuji, he was mesmerized by how you retained your beauty in your slumber.

You'd soon be theirs, they'll be your princes. The princes that will worship you like you're more than royalty.

#gn!reader #yandere #f!reader #for you #gender neutral reader #m!reader #headcanons #male reader #yan!megumi #yan!fushiguro #yan!megumifushiguro #yan!yuuji #yan!itadori #yan!itadoriyuuji #yan!fushiguromegumi #yan!yuujiitadori #guys pls stop holding me hostage now…!!

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thyandrawrites · 2 years

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Thinking about Shouto's resolve to bring Touya home to eat noodles together gave me some food for thought (pun not intended).

Beyond the obvious symbolism of filling out the missing seats at dining table as a metaphor for fixing his broken family, I think there might be an added layer there, too.

Shouto doesn't have much of a frame of reference for normal sibling bonding activities. He was still a baby when Endvr forced him into isolation, and while his siblings played together, Shouto only ever looked at them from a distance, like an outsider.

This isn't told straightforwardly so it's up for interpretation, but I think Shouto had his meals served separately from them, too.

It's hinted at when Natsuo yells at Endvr for not giving them the chance to be a normal family and for keeping Shouto so isolated from them that Natsuo's only now learning that soba is Shouto's favourite food. This despite the fact that Shouto eats soba basically at every meal.

And then it comes up again during the tododinner miniarc, this time a little more clearly:

"Endvr probably didn't let you eat it."

Now, why would Natsuo not be sure if Shouto had gotten the chance to enjoy his food, and why would Shouto act surprised that he might've, if they all sat at the same table?

This is why I don't think they ever did. I mean, they likely did at some point, but that was before Touya attacked baby Shouto, anyway. They were too young to remember it.

If this is true, then I'm fairly sure that the first time Shouto had the chance to enjoy a meal with the two of them was in the aftermath of the High End attack in Kyushu. When Endvr was still hospitalized and thus out of the house.

As far as we know, that's also the first time Shouto is shown properly interacting with Natsuo. From the latter's reaction when their father interrupts them, I'm willing to bet it was their first prolonged conversation as well.

Building off this, if Natsuo didn't even know Shouto's favourite food until then, it's safe to assume they were basically strangers living under the same roof.

Why I'm bringing this up now? Well, my point here is that if we then reread Shouto's resolve to bring Touya back in light of this, it reads differently imho:

The callback is there. "I don't even know what Touya's favourite food is". Just like Natsuo didn't know his. And just like how Natsuo was determined to reconnect with him by slurping a bowl of soba together and chatting about trivial stuff, in spite of (or maybe even to prove a point to) Endvr, Shouto decides then that he wants to sit around a dinner table with his eldest brother as well and do the same.

It's not news that Shouto wants to "save" Touya not as some perceived moral duty as a hero but simply because he wants his big brother back. But we also already know that he sees his past self in Touya, so imho it's not too farfetched to think he sees a shadow of his own isolation as a child in Touya, too.

Of course, there are differences between them. Shouto was forced to stay away from his siblings. Touya was forced away for those three years of the coma as well, but then chose not to come back home.

But what Shouto sees is more simple: Endvr's ambition brought us apart, but our resolve to reconnect will bring us back together, because we're not bound by his will.

However, Shouto doesn't know his brothers. Touya is even more of a stranger to him than Natsuo, and he only got to know Natsuo better in the last four-ish months. Again, Shouto doesn't have much of a frame of reference when it comes to siblings bonding activities. But there is one constant in his interactions with them, and it's food. Even when he was still living in a "separate world" from them, he received and ate their cooking. After he broke free from that barrier, he met with them over and over around the dinner table, first by eating noodles with Natsu, then by inviting his friends over for dinner. They even attempted to cook together once, if we take into account the novels.

Now, food, and sharing meals in particular, is commonly used as a metaphor for connecting with people. But I think it's a nice touch that here it's kinda used as a string that brings Shouto closer and closer to his siblings, and it begins before their first lunch together. At first, their cooking was the sole thread that connected him to their world, the sole way for him to feel included in the family, so to speak. And now we see it actively become a bridge between them.

Cause at the end of the day, what Shouto had always wanted, at his core, was to be part of their whole, and not just an outsider. I'm def oversimplifying here, but Touya, too, is similarly written like an outsider, despite his different circumstances. His determination not to "quit" alienated him from all of them, to different degrees. Endvr actively avoided him, Rei couldn't look at him, Fuyumi didn't understand why he kept burning himself, and Natsuo struggled to bear the weight of being his sole confidante. Touya notably died alone (his mother couldn't stop him, and his father never showed up) and he's even more isolated now as an adult, refusing to admit he cares about the League, keeping secrets from them, being a lone wolf.

I think that to an extent Shouto does recognize Touya's isolation, and that he projects onto it, a bit.

Shouto doesn't know what siblings are supposed to do together. But when he thinks of Touya, of how lonely he must be in his path of revenge and hatred, he remembers what helped him break out of that mindset was opening up to people and forming bonds. He even tells Touya this. I was saved by my friends. But he's not Touya's friend. He's his brother. And what do brothers do?

They eat meals together, like Natsuo did with him. So he mirrors that, and extends that logic to his other estranged big bro.

Bringing Touya home is instrumental to more than just Touya's healing. It benefits the entire family by finally allowing them to be a whole. The noodles thing allows Shouto to finally be part of the activities of "Touya and the others" that he was denied in the past. It allows Fuyumi to cook for all of them, something that clearly brings her joy. It enables Natsuo to get to know Shouto and reconnect with Touya, whom he dearly missed, at the same time. It gives Rei a chance to heal, with more than just a photograph of her children to hold on to in a sterile, lonely hospital room. Heck, it even works with Enji, whose "biggest regret" supposedly is wrecking that family, and whose biggest hope for the future is to see them reunite around a meal again.

So yeah. If broken bonds, loneliness and isolation are the wrongs that needs fixing, food will act as a catalyst for their eventual togetherness.

Soba will be the real hero of this story, I guess.

#Bnha meta #Meta:todoroki #Meta:dabi #Todofam #Todoroki shouto #Todoroki natsuo #Todoroki touya #Dabi #My post #Idk how to tag this tbh. Take it or leave it

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apolloendymion · 8 months

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listen to me. i am talking directly in your ear now.

save your kitchen scraps. I'm talking carrot tops, peels, and greens. the tops & skins of onion and garlic. celery leaves. squash rinds. citrus peels. apple cores. tomatoes and lettuce that are just a little too wilted/mushy to be palatable. eggshells. cheese rinds. chicken skin. potato skins if you washed the dirt off. the water/oil from canned foods. BONES!! skins, peels, stems, leaves, anything that isn't poisonous but you wouldn't normally eat. we're going to make some fucking Broth.

(note: cruciferous veggies like brussels sprouts are ok in small quantities, but keep in mind that they're bitter and may bitter-ize your broth in larger amounts.)

put those scraps in a bag in the freezer. I'd recommend storing the liquids in a separate bag from the solids. add scraps whenever you've got em, until you've accrued about half a gallon ziplock of solids. now, you're Ready.

put a little oil at the bottom of a soup pot. just enough to sauté your solids. add some minced garlic and herbs/spices, if you have them (dried is fine, but i don't recommend powdered spices unless they're all you've got.) i like warming spices like star anise and cardamom pods; they make it taste like pho, sooo cozy. and of course, bay leaves!! if you have them, put at least 3 in there. minimum. trust me.

(if you don't have/want animal parts, add a little more oil than necessary for sauteing. you're gonna want the extra, believe me. I'd also sauté for longer, and pick an oil with a little flavor if you can, like olive. canola/vegetable is perfectly fine though.)

add the solids and sauté. i usually just thaw them in the oil, but if you're better at planning than me, you can put them in the fridge the night before. ideally you should sauté until the veggies start to brown. I'm not always that patient. it's fine. just make sure everything fully thaws and separates from one another. get a thin coat of oil over everything.

next, add the liquid ingredients and fill the rest of the pot with water (taking care to leave some space in case it boils over.) bring the pot to a boil, then turn it as low as your stove allows and leave it to simmer for as long as possible. this is KEY. let that shit MARINATE. let it STEW, no pun intended. i usually try to start this project in the morning, so i can leave it for the rest of the day. i have left it on overnight before but i can't recommend that in good conscience. do not burn your house down for broth. 2 hours would probably be my absolute minimum. stay close by, and stir it every so often so it doesn't boil over. chill on the couch. watch tv. enjoy the smell that permeates your house and makes it feel like a home. it's cozy time.

add salt, tasting as you go. you don't want to overdo it. some folks say to add the salt at the sauteing stage, but i feel this gives me too little control over the final product. i need control. I've got anxiety. but you do you. live your life. I'm not your boss.

once it tastes how you want it, strain out the solids. if I'm going to make soup right away, then I'll strain the liquid directly into another pot, throw in the soup ingredients, and simmer till everything's soft. otherwise, put it in a container you can freeze for later.

rejoice. broth be upon ye.

sip it when you're sick, make it into soup, use it in a casserole, cook rice with it. give a jar to your neighbors. you are the broth god. you are unstoppable. you will never waste a vegetable piece ever again.

go forth and Experience The Broth.

#idk what to tag this as #recipes #??

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beetlegoose01 · 3 months

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🧁Chainshipping Week Prompt 1: Cooking/Baking 🧁

Summary: In order to help Diana with her school's fundraiser, Adam and Lawrence must work together to face their hardest challenge yet: baking.

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"A bake sale?" Adam quiered, raising an eyebrow as he leaned against the fire escape, amused as he listened to his partner's plea.

Lawrence gave him an equally pointed look. Unlike Adam, he was merely poking his head out the window. With his foot or lack thereof, he didn't want to risk stumbling on the rickety platform. "Yes, it's a fundraiser for her school.”

“She goes to a rich private school, how much money does it actually need?”

“It’s the principle of working hard for something in return. And it sounds like a sweet idea. Pun not intended.”

"No, it sounds like a recipe for disaster." He waited for a moment, before adding belatedly. "Pun intended."

Lawrence sighed. "I know, I'm not thrilled about it either."

"I can barely microwave ramen, Larry, what makes you think I'm at all qualified to help make something remotely edible for small children?" He pinched the tip of his cigarette between his thumb and index finger before taking a long drag. His eyes lit up. "Wait. Can we add edibles?"

He pinched the bride of his nose in exasperation. "We are not feeding edibles to fourth graders, Adam!"

"Hey, keep your shirt on, there can be two batches. One for the kids, one for the adults." Smoke swirled around him as he exhaled once more. He only smoked outside, since Lawrence hated it, but sometimes he moved close enough just to mess with him.

"Will you please be serious?" Lawrence asked wearily, forehead lines creasing from stress. He looked exhausted, both with work and from personal life taking a toll on him. His blond hair was even starting to see some silver streaks in his temple. "I promised Diana."

"Why would you promise her that?"

He chewed at his lip, thinking for a moment on how to answer. "Ali was usually the hands-on parent. The one who would do this sort of thing. She would go to meetings, host birthday parties, and see her piano recitals. I was always too busy with work. And um, other excuses. I found myself disappointing both Ali and Diana more than once."

Adam frowned, flicking the cigarette on the ashtray. His angry eyes spoke more volume than any words could.

"But I want to be different for their sake. Give Alison a break, and bond with Diana. Especially since we have her this weekend. I don't know, perhaps it is stupid. I don't know the first thing about bakin---"

"I'll do it." Adam said firmly.

"What? You will?" Lawrence stared at him in astonishment. "Are you sure?"

"Hell yeah I am. We'll make the best damn brownies her school has ever tasted."

"I was thinking we would bake cookies, since they're easier."

"We'll make the best damn cookies her school has ever tasted."

Lawrence laughed. "Thank you. Now, I should pick her up, speaking of which. Would you mind getting the ingredients while I'm gone?"

Adam waved him off. "You can count on me. I'm totally prepared---"

"No edibles."

"Aw."

Adam heard Diana before she even arrived, with her high pitched voice echoing through the halls. The door swung open and lo and behold, she burst in charging at full speed the moment she plopped down her My Little Pony lunch box.

"We're home!"

"Hey Princess!" He chuckled, lifting her up and twirling her around. He was only able to do this for about three seconds before putting her down again. "Oof. You need to stop growin', kid. My back can't take it."

Diana giggled. "You're just old, Adam."

Adam put a hand to his heart in faux offense. "Ouch. You wound me." he teased, poking at her nose.

"Sorry, it's just the truth, and I gotta be honest."

"Huh, can't argue with that. Speaking of old, where's your Dad?"

"Coming!" Lawrence called out. In typical Dad fashion, he was carrying Diana's backpack and handling his cane. Though he tried not to show it, he was clearly struggling to manage both, as judging by his limp being more obvious. Immediately Adam rushed to his partner's side, taking the backpack off his hands, hanging it up on the hook.

"Diana, don't forget to take your shoes off." As she was about to do so, he said, "and don't kick them off, please." Begrudgingly she obliged and unbuckled them right next to the closed door.

"I didn't have a good day at school today." She said, shuffling towards the couch and flopping on it. Adam made a note of her mismatched socks, one rainbow, the other blue with puppies.

"Aw no, what happened?" He asked, to both Lawrence and Diana. Last week they both heard from Alison that she had been repeatedly picked on by a bully named Brayden. They had spoken to the school and the parents, so he was hoping the little shit wasn't causing her any more grief. Otherwise he would have to resort to violence.

Diana made a face. "We had to do fractions."

Adam winced, pulling the exact same expression of disgust as Diana. "Ugh, man. I hated fractions when I was your age. Useless, if you ask me. In fact, I promise you that you won't use fractions anywhere except for school."

"That's not true," Lawrence interjected, handing Diana a plate of apple slices from the kitchen, which she happily started to devour. "Fractions are important, honey."

Diana didn't look convinced, but she nodded. "Can we watch SpongeBob before I do my homework?"

"Actually..." He said with a shared smile at Adam. "We have a surprise for you in the kitchen."

She gasped. "For real life?!"

"Ye---" But before either of them could tell her what the surprise was, she sprinted into the kitchen and let out a squeal. Together (although Lawrence hobbled behind a bit) they discovered Diana rummaging through the grocery bags. Adam had bought regular stuff: sugar, butter, flour, salt; he also took the liberty of buying all sorts of confectionary decorations. The latter of which Diana was more invested in: sprinkles, silver balls, icing, chocolate chips, walnuts and little candies.

"Can we bake now?!" She begged. "PleasepleasePLEASE!"

Lawrence nodded. "Alright, let's get cracking."

As expected, Diana did little to help with the baking. After helping crack a singular egg, she scampered off to watch cartoons while Adam and Lawrence attempted to follow the recipe to the book. Mostly Lawrence, since Adam was rather distracted, despite being in charge of the dry ingredients.

"Don't forget to add salt."

"I won't."

"But not too much salt."

"Yeah, yeah."

Lawrence had successfully combined the wet and dry ingredients into one bowl, but it was hard to celebrate when all he could focus on was Adam staring at him dreamily. His sleeves were rolled up, revealing his strong arms, and it was impossible not to look.

"Do I have something on my face?"

"You do."

Automatically Lawrence started to touch his cheek, and in that moment had taken the bait, Adam flung some flour into the air, swirls of dust hitting Lawrence right in the face, and in his hair.

"Don't worry, I gotcha." He used his fingers to brush it with a cloth. With a cheeky grin, he moved over to bump Lawrence's hip, sliding his hand over to graze it slightly.

Lawrence, though startled, accepted the affection by pulling him closer, combing his hand through a mop of messy dark hair and tracing his fingers against the man's jawline. Adam took this as an invitation to make another move, heart aflutter as he finally pressed his lips against Lawrence's, at last closing the gap between them. He took this opportunity to slip some tongue in, a soft moan escaping him as he reached for Lawrence's belt----only for the latter to pull away.

"Not in the kitchen!" He hissed, cheeks flushed. "Are you out of your mind?"

"S' not my fault." He whined. "You're so fucking sexy when you roll your sleeves up."

"Need I remind you that we are not alone?" He warned, waving his finger.

"It was just a kiss."

Lawrence snorted at his attempt at innocence. "Just get the mixer out, please."

Adam rolled up his own sleeves as if nothing happened. "You got it! We'll continue this later."

"Diana, honey, would you like to sprinkle some chocolate chips in?" He asked, ruffling her hair fondly.

Diana squealed,. "Yes!"

"Ready kiddo?" Adam said, preparing to open the oven with Diana by his side.

"Ready!"

A blast of hot air hit them at once, smelling of sweet chocolate goodness as they reached inside to retrieve the pan of cookies. To their delight, they looked absolutely delicious. They were crispy, but not burnt. Fluffy, but not too soft. Round with the perfect chocolate chip to cookie ratio, they couldn't have looked better.

After they let the cookies cool off, Diana was practically bouncing with excitement. "Can we decorate them?"

"Maybe we should taste them first?" Lawrence suggested, already cautious.

"Man come on, they look amazing! And they probably taste amazing too!"

But when they each took a bite out of the smallest three cookies, they promptly spat them out in unision.

"Eeeew it's salty!" Diana said.

"Mine has a weird salty after taste too," Lawrence tilted his head. "Adam, how much salt did you add?"

"Uuuuhhh..."

"Adam."

"It might have been a bit more than I should have." He admitted. "But it's not that bad---" He took another bite, forcing himself not to gag. "Oh God, thisissogross. I mean, wow! So good." Wiping his mouth, he said, "Yeah, no I wouldn't feed this to my worst enemy. What do we do now?"

"Box mix?" Diana piped up.

"Box mix." Lawrence and Adam agreed.

As it would turn out, Pillsbury Cookie Dough tastes just as good as homemade.

#saw 2004 #saw fanfiction #chainshipping #chainshippingweek2024 #chainshipping week 2024 #lawrence gordon #adam faulkner stanheight #diana gordon #fluff

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destinylegendrpg · 1 year

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What is Destiny: Become Legend?

Destiny: Become Legend is a custom tabletop roleplaying game fan project co-created by @frombrad2worse and @cassiefisherdrake , crafted from the ground up with a unique dice system designed to capture the rich universe, expansive lore, and tactical combat of Bungie, Inc.'s sci-fi shooters Destiny and Destiny 2.

Click below the cut to find out more!

We are B (@cassiefisherdrake) and Danger (@frombrad2worse), two huge Destiny 2 fans and the creative force behind the Destiny: Become Legend TTRPG. B is a proud Titan main (Missile Titan Supremacy) and Danger is a filthy Hunter main (with a crippling Gunpowder Gamble addiction). Here's a picture of our Guardians!

We don't want to show too much until we hear back from Bungie's licensing team, but we'd love to give you a few glimpses into our game and the system that drives it! All you need to play is your imagination, your fireteam, and some six-sided dice.

In D:BL, the players, as Guardians, explore the vast universe, interact with its colorful inhabitants, and fight back against the forces of Darkness. When a situation with an exciting and uncertain outcome arises, you roll 2d6 and add stat modifiers to determine what happens. If things get dicey (pun intended) and weapons are drawn, combat begins. In combat, you have a pool of d6s you can expend every turn to fire weapons, activate Light abilities, and perform various Heroic Actions. Combat is designed to be fast-paced, tactical, and exciting. Just like the games, D:BL is built to be easy to pick up and fun to play for beginners, but contains a wide array of character customization options to provide a rich and rewarding experience for players that want to dive deeper and build the Guardian of their sci-fi fantasies.

While we wait to hear back from Bungie, we're cooking up an actual play livestream to show off D:BL in action. This short campaign will begin two years after The Taken War and will show how one small change can alter an entire timeline. But will it change for better or worse?

Each week, we'll join our two fireteams as they to race to save the Last City - and maybe even the timeline itself! Many sessions will even come with their own lorebook entry, read aloud at the end of play to further delve into Destiny's depths!

Whether you're ready to find out about the campaign, hear a fan-made lorebook, or just want to see how the mechanics of the D:BL system shake out, join us every Monday, at 8:30PM Eastern / 7:30 Central as we play live on our twitch!

Now you may be asking yourself - how soon can I play this at home with my other Destiny-loving nerd friends? And the answer is: soon! Right now, the system is in testing stages as we flesh out the rules, organize Vanguard playbooks, and more. Once we have things nailed down, the D:BL system will be free for all to play and engage with. Yes, free! After all, we are a fan project - our only goal is to spread far and wide so we can all have fun with our friends, playing together in the Destiny universe's sandbox. Follow us here or on twitter for updates, news, and stream announcements!

#destiny #destiny 2 #destiny the game #destiny2 #tabletop roleplaying #ttrpgs #destiny fanworks

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the-s1lly-corner · 4 months

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Can I get Centipedes x Ragatha? (it’s a joke)

Ragatha and centipedes

jokes on you im going to entertain this because im feeling a little silly. going to be all over the place since its just a bunch of random stuff tying in with the general centipede idea future admin here VV did not think i would need to put a cw on this but this genuinely made me feel bluuuuuugh and yucky so uh. CW on talk about bugs and vague talk of infestations because the admin tried to make a hc on why ragatha is scared of centipedes in particular (admin realizes their phobia of bugs is worse than they thought by the end of writing it they just thought they had arachnophobia LMAO) not even going to bother to tag this

i think its centipedes specifically that ragatha doesnt like. shes okay with spiders, shes fine with flies, hell shes okay witih silverfish (which arguably are just as gross if not grosser than centipedes). its something about centipedes in specific she hates. maybe its the legs. its gotta be the legs

or maybe theres something else? honestly i can see her getting her little fear of the things from a prank by jax gone terribly wrong, or perhaps even an in house adventure

or maybe she experienced something with them in her real life that, despite her losing her memories, she fears the bug down to her very core. something that shook her so deeply, engraining itself into her psyche, enough to carry on even after losing everything that once made her her when she put on the headset

okay jokes aside, originally i was going to go on a tangent about how that maybe her fear came from a really bad IHA.. but now that i think about it, the idea of her going through something in her real life makes more sense. plus as much as i write about jax putting centipedes in her room i dont think he actually did... but what i have cooking in my brain far exceeds the cruelty jax would dare dish out

i dont know about you but infestations can quickly instill a fear in you. i would know personally because when i was younger roaches and silverfish were common in my house hold, especially during wetter times of the year. also crickets. and woop the admin hates all three of those bugs, deeply. can you imagine going into the bathroom as a small child, only to get up and see a roach as big as your hand just chilling in the toilet bowl. do you know what that does to a person

cue that one post where op said they were taking a dump and they poked a weird spot on their wall only to watch in horror as a hoard of silverfish started spilling out of it

genuine fear of mine i hate silverfish kid me used to avoid the bathroom because of them

so anyways with the power of my self projection, im going to apply the same idea to ragatha. maybe she lived somewhere where centipedes were common. sure they might not have been the huge gnarly ones that we all think of when we hear about these things, but i think even the smaller ones would do her in after enough time. could be a large amount of house centipedes but as stated above, it would probably drive you insane after you see enough of them for long enough

shrugs

okay psychological torment aside i dont think theres really any curing her fear if we're following this hc, like maybe you can help her build a tolerance to having them around but to actually get rid of it fully? yeah no thats going to take a lot more than you can give her in the digital circus

will NOT pick up a centipede you try to get her to hold, you could have the best intensions and it can be the cutest one ever in existence

i was going to add a lot more to this post and make this comically long but my skin is crawling (pun intended) at the images ive just put into my head. genuinely feel yucky inside

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foodiepoll · 1 year

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ROUND 3 BRACKET

(round 2) now things are getting heated, pun only a little bit intended

KEY POINTS:

Vote for whoever you believe is the bigger "foodie", by whatever metric you feel is most appropriate :)

Each poll is open for a week. Since we're down to the final eight, they'll all be going up at once ;)

For ease of browsing, all polls are tagged matches & any propaganda is tagged foodie propaganda. Finished polls are tagged as results.

Accepting propaganda btw <33333

In the case of a draw, the characters will move forward together as a team.

Everyone has been very civil (<3) however it bears repeating: if you are overly vitriolic in the tags/replies, about any character or voter, I take away 10% of the votes for your candidate.

(matches under the cut)

Nomoto & Kasuga (She Loves to Cook, and She Loves to Eat) vs Remy (Ratatouille)

Laios Touden (Dungeon Meshi) vs Brock (Pokemon)

Akane Owari (Danganronpa) vs Shinjiro Aragaki (Persona 3)

Banica Conchita (The Evillious Chronicles) vs Amaury Guichon (from the school of chocolate on netflix)

#poll #tournament #food #tsukutabe #ratatouille #dunmeshi #pokemon #danganronpa #persona 3 #evillious chronicles #chocolate guy #this is truly feminism's greatest challenge yet.#she loves to cook and she loves to eat

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fan-maniaer · 6 months

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After a while of working on it, I would like to share my own tmnt universe called

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles : The Hamato Destiny

Or TMNTTHD for short.

I would like to share the ages of the turtles for each of them there personallys there friends and villains. Let's go with their ages first.

Donnatello is 17 years old. The oldest of the brothers.

Raphael and Leonardo are 15 the murder twins I like to call them.

Michaelangelo 14, the youngest of the four turtles.

In my version, Donnie starts out as leader because of him being the oldest he views it as his responsibility to protect his siblings at all cost. Even if it means sacrificing his own well-being. He is still the tech guy in this version, and he likes his siblings to utilize his tech a lot in missions, and he gets very upset if they don't use them like he intended. He also has a werid obsession with dragons (I wonder why). He's also a great cook.

Raphael is the silent type who likes to smash heads on and break bones, but he also likes the feeling of water on his skin, and most of the time, his siblings will gind him just Submerged in water. He also likes stuffed animals, and his room is full of it, and his twin brother likes to make fun of him for it. And yes, this guy does have a bit of anger issues, but it's most of the time controlled and only let loose in very stressful situations. He also likes to exercise a lot, especially in his free time.

Leonardo likes to play pranks and make puns most of the time. But he is also a big animal lover and likes to spend most of his time at the zoo when it's closed and no one's around. He is also like his twin likes to smash heads in and break bones he's just less violent about it as Raph. He also can camouflage with his surroundings, which (most of the time) helps him pull off most of his pranks. He also looks up to his big brother Donnie (tho he'll never admit it out loud).

Michaelangelo, the little sister of the group she is the youngest and uses that power to the fullest. Like having Donnie not put her on top of the fridge. (She doesn't like the fridge punishment). She is also a great singer and cook (she asked Donnie one day to teach her how to cook and he agreed). She is also a little artist and likes to paint and draw all over the lair. She is also very close with april sense thereb oth the only females of the group. She also sometimes helps Leo out on his pranks.

Speaking of April, she's the first human who they make friends with. April and the Turtles met when they we're all kids and theu all been inseparable sense then. She is very close with both Mikey and Donnie, thanks to Mikey being the only other female of the group and Donnie and her being the oldest of the group.

I would like to mention splinter, but I don't have a lot to say about him right now other than he starts out as an emotionally absent father and didn't teach them anything about Ninjasue (at least at first). But he does get better over time.

Now on to the villains. I can't really say much about them yet sense it would be spoiling a lot of the plot, but I will name each big bad

1 Rat King

2 Drako

3 Baxter stockman/Superfly

4 Jigoku

5 Kurōn

6 Karai and Bonesteel

7 The Krang

8 Savanti Romero

That's all for now. I'll probably explain more of this au in another post. But here are some sneak peaks of their designs for now!

#tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt au #tmnt iteration #the rat king #tmnt rat king #teenage mutant ninja turtles the hamato destiny #TMNTTHD

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blackknightgargiefoodtopia · 2 years

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Bakerlyn Cafe

Another set of foodiez for this month coming right up. For starters, we're going to the place where we've been eyeing on for a long while now, which is Bakerlyn Cafe

This be the sign board and the entrance of the cafe. It's located within Kiulap area in the building across the one that housed Cafe Twelv, Restoran Aminah Arif and Lee Loi Fatt, and just beside De'Tmyz Cafe. Originally we had wanted to go here, but since it was closed for the day at that time, we decided to go to De'Tmyz (worse decision ever). It is owned by the slightly long chain of bakery and confectionery shops of the same name (just without the Cafe), well known for their deliciously genuine and healthy home-made cakes and confectioneries. Tasted one of their home-made ice-creams and also chocolates during Valentine's Day, and it tastes pretty yummy and satisfying (and HUGE too, for the ice-cream), so this should be a piece of cake, no pun intended

The cafe is designed to be upstairs so up we go

This be the interior of the cafe. Got a nice and cozy design of a cute cottage or cabin of sorts, and the first thing you see greeting you is the amazing grape vine decors on the ceiling. Almost gives you that sort of amazing feeling of being in the outbacks or something, despite being indoors, LOL!

Trigger-happy on my surroundings

This is the menu of the cafe. Small and thin, almost the same as the menu in Countrypatch Cafe, but probably this one is slightly bigger in size

My 100plus drink

My friend's Coca Cola drink

This is my starter for my meal, which is mushroom soup, and comes with a nicely oven-warm bun and butter. If there were sugar, it would go really well with my bun and butter, but ah well. The bun is nice and toasty, and tastes almost sweet dough-ish to it, and the soup is also nice and flavourful, and pretty much creamy enough and up to standards, along with the rich smell that comes out of it. Mmm~! :p~

My friend decided to order their in-house special for the day, which is their laksa. It looks yummy, and the prawns look quite fresh, though looking at the soup, it pretty much screams sinful oily indulgence right there

I ordered fish and chips to try and sample how they make my favourite dish. It's nice and crispy, and at least you know that it's fresh and not one of those frozen deadbeat defrosted fish or something, and the coleslaw is nice and fresh, with a generous helping of fries, just the way I like it :d

My friend ordered chicken wings as side dish, and I gotta admit, this is the first time I see fried chicken wings that looked so...white and undercooked, but actually it's not. It's cooked to a nice texture and the flesh is tender. It's just that I'm not used to seeing it having an undercooked presentation. I guess it's their way of a healthy homemade cooking

I ordered a side dish of raw spring rolls just try it out, and I gotta admit, it really feels like I'm eating grass, in a good way. It's like having all the raw vegs that is from the vegetable farm and stuffed in really paper-thin taco skin or something. Despite the "eating grass" feeling, it actually tastes pretty good, especially when you use that mango dip. It's got that acidic sour taste that complements the vegs and just tastes pretty unique

Here you go, my two-cents of Bakerlyn Cafe. A recommendable place to be if you are a fan of Bakerlyn's cakes and goodies, and also a nice quiet place if you wish to relax and enjoy the outdoor cabin-ish setting

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cactus-stories · 2 years

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hi!! i hope youre having a nice day! i saw you write for obey me and i was wondering if youd be able to do (sfw and/or nsfw) hcs for the bros w an s/o who has a thing for hands/hand-holding?? like loves seeing their hands, LIVES for holding both hands when things get steamy (no matter who's on top), stuff like that? tysm!!

Let's just say I was waiting for something like this 👀👀

I have a BIG thing for hands ngl ALSO I'M SO SORRY FOR THE DELAY LMAO

Brothers x GN!MC || TW: none

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LUCIFER:

Lucifer doesn't notice at first, after all, he's almost always wearing gloves. It takes a while for you to catch him with the gloves off, but you get a glimpse of them while he's on cooking duty and asks for your help.

His hands are soft, with long slender fingers, he has a few prominent veins here and there, but you think it only adds to the beauty of them.

From that point on, you make it your goal to get him to take his gloves off more often. You try everything, and Lucifer at some points catches onto your plans, too amused to stop you.

He finds it cute how you take his hands and put them on your cheeks, gently caressing your face every single time.

MAMMON:

You find Mammon's hands to be very distracting. They're always adorned with shiny rings and he loves to fidget with them. They're always well kept, since he uses them a lot in his modelling gigs, and the skin always looks healthy.

On the other hand (pun intended), he can't keep nail polish on to save his life. He chips it off constantly, and will come to you or Asmo for a re-do usually at least once a week.

When he notices how much you look at his hands, he starts putting even more effort into getting them to look nice, wearing different rings and moisturizing more. One time you bought him this gold nail polish and you've never seen him try so hard not to touch it in fear of messing it up.

Uses his hands to pinch your cheeks and laughs at your reaction every time, kissing them shortly after so you don't complain too much.

Give him a hand massage and this man will straight up die, he feels blessed to have someone like you care enough about him enough to take care of him like that.

LEVI:

Okay, we're getting into mixed terrain here. He has slender fingers, and they're very nimble, which makes them very nice to watch as he plays or types on his keyboard. But, at the same time, my man can't keep his skin and nails healthy to save his life.

His nails are bitten and the skin around them is broken too, but he'd love to do something about it. He would be taking better care of them earlier but he can't keep up with Asmo and he's the only one who has a good idea on how to fix this, plus his anxiety makes it 10 times more difficult.

When he notices your interest in his hands he can't help but get self-conscious, he never paid much attention to them but now he wants to make them look prettier. Might try using a few rings, but they end up making it harder for him to play, so he scratches that idea.

Really loves hand holding, and will absolutely try and play games with one hand just so he can hold yours with the other. Cuddles while holding hands are his favourites.

SATAN:

His hands have lots of scars from beating stuff (and people) up, specially his knuckles, and it makes him self conscious about them. But other than that, his hands look soft, probably because of Asmo trying out stuff with him.

You love to watch him read, focusing on his fingers turning the page, and the way his other hand holds the book. If you guys study together, it'll be very difficult to not get distracted by him writing stuff down.

When he finds out how much you look at his hands he gets really shy, blushing and trying to hide his face in his hands, mumbling something about not getting it.

It'll take a while for him to get used to it, since he never found his hands to be particularly pretty, but you seem honest enough, so he doesn't mind it as much anymore.

Definitely teases you about it, though.

ASMO:

Soft slender hands, they always smell like those nice moisturizers and perfume. He knows exactly how to use them, and gives the best massages you could ever want.

Gives the absolute best head massages, plays with your hair and braids it perfectly, giving you lots of nice hair styles.

Enjoys when you paint his nails for him, specially when you do different designs and cute details. Does your nails in return, matching his, of course.

You're mesmerized watching him type away on his phone, and he knows it. Makes sure to play around with your hair, touch you subtly whenever you're together and watch your reactions.

Definitely coos at you when he catches you staring, letting you play with his hands as much as you want, if you promise not to chip his nail polish.

BEEL:

Giganting hands, perfect for holding you close. His hands always smell like some type of food but, most of the time, you don't care about it.

He uses his fingers to gently wipe sauce off of your face when you guys go out for burgers, licking them clean with a cute smile and making your stomach do flips.

Probably loves your hands just as much as you love his, the way you craddle his face softly makes him so happy and he's eager to do it to you too.

You could stay hours watching him lift weights and just noticing how his hands move and the veins in them. It might not look like it, but Beel knows it for sure, that innocence is just a facade sweetie.

Loves picking you up and squeezing you softly, and if you enjoy it he'll make sure to do it at least once a day.

BELPHIE:

His hands are quite small, opposite to his sibling, and his nails are chewed, but the skin itself is pretty well kept and soft.

Notices pretty quickly your interest in his hands. At first, he's worried you're still scared of him because of The Incident™, but soon enough he finds out what this is about.

Makes sure to sleep holding your hands, loves it when you caress his hands as he sleeps, makes it ten times more comfortable.

One of the siblings that lets you oogle the most, since he's almost always sleeping you have a lot of time to memorize all of the details of his hands without worrying about him finding it weird.

Not opposed to nail polish, but too lazy to do it himself, plus his nails are pretty small (blame the chewing) so it wouldn't last long.

Takes your hands into his and kisses them a lot, he doesn't have a thing for hands, per say, but it's still you, so he loves them.

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merakiui · 3 years

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welcome to the day a duck ruins your perception of items in genshin impact. i uh. made some items in genshin impact as yandere boys and what they're like sort of?? you could try and burn your eyes now. ;) adepti seekers stove- he's going to be a tsundere no buts or uhts. he's the type of yandere that's trying to be protective and failing miserably everytime. so being impatient and angsty. so, he resorts in kidnapping you instead. but hey look on the bright side! even when you're kidnapped you can have delicious meals and snacks! secretly likes to cook for you a lot, but he won't admit it even in death. just don't question why there's a lingering scent of sleeping potions in your meal and you'll be good as jolly jee! probably wants you to help him in the kitchen, since he once heard that couples do that. would probably give you self esteem issues down the line. "didn't i tell you to not get hurt? are you that much of an idiot?? here. have this it'll lessen the pain just a bit so we can walk back home. just drink it already." windsong lyre- smug bastard, smug shit. he's probably a player or just overly dramatic with everything. maybe he's righteous or something.. likes to show off his music skills a lot. he sucks at it tho. gaslights you probably in public places to add more pressure, because people are staring like you're having a performance or something. calls you love even if he's pissed at you for not listening to him, or accusing him of being toxic or suspecting him of being your stalker that always watches you from your window at 2am! would make you paranoid a lot. loves kissing your cheek and tickling you. he's a closeted pervert. you're gonna have to move in an isolated place too, he will spread rumours of you being his lover. "love, I'm sure that you're just overreacting. plus even if i was the stalker that you're talking about I wouldn't be oh so casually talking to you in public when I could've been hiding! jeez it's like your going crazy." wind-blessed harpastrum- such sweety! just so wholesome bakes you a pie in tuesday sweet. seems patient too but beware he will break your legs when you get a little bit too bratty for his tastes. touch starved too and it shows, that's why he loves to cuddle you lots! really obsessed with what you think of him. if you say you hate him he'll tear up and try to convince you that he's good, but if you pretend that you like him he'll shower you with uncomfortable affection and confessions. really great at making bombs and torture weapons too. probably sewed in a bomb inside your body threatened that he will kill you with it if you leave. bad at darts and archery. if you say that to him he'll laugh and take out his diploma saying that he's too smart for those childish games. he's impulsive in decision making. "haha. you know. you almost escaped from me back there. but hey! now you won't do anything stupid like that ever again if you can't walk." windblume balloon: listen man. im going to be killed but he's an airhead, pun intended right there. probably lowkey manipulative and doesn't even know it yet or chooses to ignore it. protective of you a lot. really delusional to the point that he rationalizes your escape as someone kidnapping you. so say goodbye to whoever poor stranger who was trying to help you escape they'll be greeted by an arrow through their head once he finds you. has a habit of holding your hand because he's afraid you might disappear from his line of sight and leave him all alone. if you let go tho he'll gorilla grip your hand, might crush it too. just very overprotective. he also doesn't know that he's an airhead. yeah."hm? why do i like holding you hand..? i just like it.. your hand makes me feel... uh. safe..? is that the word for it? ah. it was the word loved." wind catcher- he's a full on sadist. throw all of your escape plans out the window, this guy will climb a mountain and ride any wind current available to catch and torture you. persistently trying to make you like him atleast a bit. yeah, he's that kind of delusional. would teasingly push you

of a cliff as a 'light' punishment. dark humour and likes to joke about killing you from time to time. note: he can kill you. and he would also do it by ripping you in half with the wind current so just stay in his house and be a good lover that'll shower him in kisses, okay? okay. he mostly sees you as a tool of interest, but not just any tool- you're his favourite tool. "pfft! hey stop crying now! you're making me feel bad! hm? oh? why am i doing this? well i mean maybe I'm angry that someone was trying to escape. again." warming bottle- he will absolutely leave you in the cold if you were being a brat towards him. lives in dragonspine to spite you, also because he can just turn take away your blankets and anything that can give warmth so you gotta ask him to cuddle you to survive. he usually does this when he's feeling a little petty. which is so frequent. that you can almost give it a schedule. but don't tell him that. kind of a tsundere but only when it comes to physical affection since he's shy. that's why he has to take away your blankets so it looks like he's just mocking you but not because he's touch starved. he's not at home that much too but don't worry, he will make it up to you by uh.. physical activities.. "what? you're freezing? no shit we're in dragonspine. oh? you want me to hug you..? hm. fine. I'll indulge you for a bit. I am quite merciful." parametric transformer- businessman that scams you a lot lol. he's going to be a masochist because i said so, yeah i know the electric stone thing gag that's why i made him a masochist. really likes to collect useless stuff and spoiling you, so expect your room to be filled with a lot of random things from jewelry to mushrooms and crabs. has a you should be grateful i even give stuff mindset. thinks that giving someone something of vaue would make them fall in love with him instantly. also probably loves it when you fight back especially when you successfully land a hit on him, he will enjoy it. but be careful he has different responses whenever you hit him. pick your poison. spends a ton of resources on everything to keep you in line. that rope costed him 700 pinecones. "why do you even wanna escape? i give you a ton of stuff so you won't get bored! hah. maybe if i had picked up someone else they would've been grateful." portable waypoint- throw out your escape plans the season sequel. he's very quiet but has a small temper that won't last that much. maybe he's like that since he tries so hard to repress it. listen he's trying okay? escape always fails so quickly. one minute you're in springvale shouting, crying, begging for anyone to help you and then back to his house to see him sipping some tea. his punishments are cruel too- he makes sure to leave you in a den of monsters and ruin guards, waits until your in the brink of death and teleports you back to him. has a superiority complex over everyone too. probably likes to make you feel weak when you have to rely on him. loves to crush your self esteem. wants to be affectionate but thinks that you, as an inferior being, should be affectionate with him instead. so tsun. "see? this is what i was trying to tell you. you're too weak to actually survive out there. you even had to rely on me to save you. pathetic." memento lens- mysterious and elegant. he's quite cryptic to say the least. likes to watch you from a far if he's feeling a bit angsty. you try to make sense of what he says and it just leads to you being confused even more. and he likes that about you. you actually try to understand him, even if what you guess is wrong. you're going to have a tough time with this guy if you wanna escape. just avoid any fox statues and you'll be good. the problem is the shrine maidens. they basically want the two of you to end up together so they don't have to deal with him. he's actually very gentle with you punishments still suck but atleast he doesn't do it physically, he just makes you write that you're sorry over and over until your wrist are tired. loves poetry and solving puzzles, riddles, scriptures. he's

smart but soft. "spring blossoms even in the darkest depths of uncertainty, is that why you have the courage to try and escape me..?" kamera- perfectionist stalker. wants to make sure that the photos he takes of you are perfect to every extent. colour, lighting, and expressions. even if it means going inside your room and having the possibility of waking you up from your sleep. likes to take pictures of everything too. kind of like this; both of you are walking somewhere and he stops to take a picture of a sunset. he takes twenty minutes trying to find the correct angle. but the sun is already gone so he sulks. maybe- you can cheer him up by volunteering to be his model? you'll do that? right? also worships you like a god so if someone dared to even say something breath near you or celestia forbid insult you, best to say they'll be quickly disposed of by blackmail and fake shit. would not steal any of your belongings, he would just take pictures of it. so he's not that bad. "i consider everything in this world is beautiful, but you have surpassed that. so that is why im keeping you here. no one deserves even a glimpse of you!" waverider toolbox- he's such a gentlemen and a sweetheart. always there to help you with repairs, sometimes he'd add some updates to it too. just ignore the stuff going missing inside your boat thing. he probably guilt-gaslight you into staying with him in his waverider then bam your in an island stranded. ahaha, now both of you just have to survive by working together ya know? like a loving couple likes hugs and physical affection a lot! bonus points if it's given when he's tired from doing his job. as i said tired guy so appreciates all the things you do for him whether it's paying for his meal or giving him a gift. next time, he'll make sure that you won't leave the island permanently. thinks that stranded island equals date smh. " ahh? oh! is this for me? really? thank you.. i don't usually receive gifts but that just makes this even more special! say, do you wanna go on a trip? i just fixed the waverider from last time." red feather fan- mischievous little shit. likes to scare you a lot by appearing on trees and just jumping on you. knows that you're trying to escape but pretends not to since he likes to try and guess which direction you would run to. hugs you a lot even before he kidnaps you really touchy even if you say no he'll use the good ol puppy eyes! doesn't work? okay he'll just smell your clothes when you're sleeping as compensation. he likes to flirt with you a lot. some pickup are cheesy.. but others are a little- personal? acts cool by making a dramatic entrance everytime even. you know those radical superhero landing stuff? that's him. he would build a nest as your house even being a dick and placing it on top of a mountain, goodluck on trying to get down. "caught you! going to the shore was so predictable by the way. maybe you should try a different place next time, dear? hm? maybe a restaurant so we can have date? sounds great right?" serenitea pot- unhinged malewife that wants to make a the perfect living space for you- ehem. probably a perfectionist if you squint hard enough. he's delusional but just a little lucid about the stuff he does to you. likes to make a ton of furniture too! personalized the room you're trapped in with a ton of valuable and expensive materials. just don't try to escape he'll cut your limbs off just like a damn tree shawtie. owns a shit ton of pets ranging from boars to cats. all of them are like bodyguards to you during your stay. dreams about having a peaceful life with you in the realm someday, sigh. he sometimes has burnouts where he just places a bunch of furniture on a single room and call it a day. "and here is your room! do.. do you like it? i made it just for you! i didn't know what wood you would prefer so i just settled on whatever i can find! ahaha. we're kind of like a married couple living together now... right?" nre menu- he's probably going to be from the adventurers guild. really awkward and shy. takes for him a long time to

open up to you. when going on quests he's the one in charge of carrying the food and healing shit you need. really patient and nice! slightly uh mean with other people trying to talk to you but other than that everything is normal. everything is normal the long loving gaze he gives you every now and then and some food being left on your doorstep. yeah let's not question it i mean he's just so shy! he would never do anything wrong? right?? he's a closeted pervert, cliche i know but he's a pervert with a line to not cross. he just checks you out. good for him. would cry if given any ounce of affection. sweet baby. "t-that was a tough commission.. oh u-uh.. do you need some food to replenish your energy? we need to do the other commissions you know.. hm? why aren't you eating it.. something wrong with the food..?" seelies- spoiled. that's the word to describe him. really straight forward with his courting kind of dumb? but he's so damn lucky for some unknown reason that your plans to avoid him always fail. yeah the high quality rope you just bought for 1000 mora? it broke and you fell into his arms. he's probably rich by sheer dumb luck too. finds a ton treasure chests even in the places you didn't expect. people pressure you into spending time with him. since he's just so cute! how could say no to such a face? it really feels like the gods are on his side ya know? he throws a lot of very very aggressive tantrums if you're not with him. thinks he's doing a good job at courting you, with rationalize rejection as a playing hard to get. "tada! look i got you this crystal i found while i was walking! it looks like a diamond and it has a ton of colours too?? is it valuable?? would you kiss me if i give it to you??" endora- majestic, regal, and likes to explore a lot. he uh. probably trapped you in a bubble once or twice too. really curious about his surroundings, also has no personal space since it's first time going out. he would cuddle you when he feels like it homie. kidnapped you and made you his tour guide. don't try to fool him he learns quickly about stuff. fast swimmer, so no joining any expeditions in water if you don't want their ship to be wrecked by a mysterious being of the teyvat seas. he likes to see you cry. it's not a kink he just feels connected to you when you cry. doesn't have a house so you just live in a run down boat. he's doesn't know when you're lying to him sometimes. god complex bastard. "this world. at first i wasn't sure if i was going to like it or not, but ever since I've met you... I've grown to tolerate some parts.. so you should be thankful, you've convinced me. mortal." intertwined fate/older twin- listen. he's just so smug about everything he does. and he knows you love him. probably invites you out on dinner only for him to not show up. so basically he's an asshole without a doubt. toxic boyfriend that gives you false hope and has a ton of admirers. you probably think he won't settle for you right? ah, he's not that cruel. so picks you as his lover out of all the billions of people. you should be grateful! he even kidnapped you! do you know how hard it was for him to go all the way from his home to yours? anyways yeah. asshole. he likes to do the open the door for darling trick where he just gives you a small crack on the door and watch you make a decision. it's an act of your loyalty. if you escape he'll make you feel pain. if you don't then he'll reward your patience. god complex bastard 2."sigh. did you try to escape? again? patience is the key to everything you know. maybe you should learn that. i expected more smart from you." acquaint fate/younger twin- cinnamonroll he's such a sweet guy. he's always there for you when you need him. okay- he has a nice guy complex, fucking damn it. probably uses the but I've been there for you since the start trick unintentionally a lot. he just doesn't know he wants some action, so be thankful that he didn't just jump on you like a barbarian. he's kind of contradicting himself too. one hand he wants you to love him, on the other hand he doesn't

believe he deserves you. loves to give you the same things, remember that one painting you liked from two years ago? he got you that. quantity beats quality. surprisingly, he's really patient but would have bursts of anger every now and then. has a self value issues?? yeah, but did i tell you he's a touch starved guy. punshments are just him softly lecturing you about what's good and what's wrong."i always viewed myself as inferior, that i didn't deserve anything.. but this time. i want to be greedy just once." that's it- :'D i haven't proofread this but here you go mer! ill probably continue with more humanisations of items in genshin later.. if you ask why i ruined your day with this crazy idea i was watching that one video of a person humanising social media and got this idea. also i discovered how to bold out texts... i have power..ejwjdhshaj

so yeah have a great day! -🦆anon

I AM IN AWE?!?! WHOA OMG!!!!! 🦆, THIS IS FANTASTIC!! AAAAAA (≧∀≦)

All of the various characterizations… *chef’s kiss* It’s literally so good! With each one I read I kept thinking okay this guy is my favorite and then I would read the next description and my heart was stolen again. I can’t pick a favorite now. T_T

#chit chat #yandere #🦆 anon #meraki faves #YOU HOLD SO MUCH POWER #AND YOUR BRAIN IS IMMENSELY GALAXY #BECAUSE WOW OMG I AM IN LOVE WITH THE CHARACTERIZATIONS

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clatterbane · 2 years

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This evening's actually ambitious by recent standards meal plan: Incidentally Gluten Free Scavenging Edition!

Some frozen Swedish hash that Mr. C had lurking in there. ("Fried hash of potato, onion, and cooked ham") He couldn't resist buying a different brand of it a few times that I remember, when we were still in the UK. Not a bad low spoons meal, actually.

And, for a little extra protein? Why not throw in a handful of frozen kebab meat! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Even if it's not very good, about anything can be improved by throwing it in a skillet with potatoes, and seasoning the devil out of it!

Laying a fried egg on top is apparently classic, and that sounds like a plan too.

We're low right now on actual vegetables, since my diet has been so medically limited for a good while now, and we really need to do a grocery run anyway.

But, there are some different Turkish mixed vegetable pickles in there!

We were getting that brand a lot back in London, and it's always been good.

Ought to work even better for contrast, to my taste, than the Swedish classic pickled beets. Though I am looking forward to trying some commercial version(s) of those, too.

Feeling like I'm really going ham on the Real Food tonight! (No pun intended there, believe it or not.) And I am so relieved to feel like I can probably handle even this sort of fairly easily swallowed stuff, with cautious chewing and plenty of water to wash it down. Kinda needing more energy and protein, if you couldn't tell. 😅

#staying fed #personal #low spoons food #frozen food #swedish food #swallowing bs #esophageal stricture #malnutrition #pytt i panna #eggs #meat #gluten free

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m-aster-of-spinjitzu · 3 years

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orange and gold

...I just need more Cole and Vania content, they seem like they'd be great friends.

Basically it's just 'Cole goes to visit her there, they almost burn down the kitchen, and make way too many puns', lol.

Set a few months after Master of the Mountain, but before Seabound or The Island.

Also yeah, I couldn't think of a better title, sue me- I just know that they wear one of the colours at some point, so... 🤦‍♀️😂

Trigger warnings: none I think? Huh-

Also, bingo!! I really need to learn better time management, dear freaking gosh- I hope I'm not too late though? I know it's like half a day late, eek- and I was supposed to post this earlier, but I ended up literally falling asleep while writing it😂

Thank you so much Fabro, for hosting such a cool event!:D Your comments on my fics literally never fail to make my day<3. And I'm so glad that I met so many awesome, really skilled people through this event too - it's been a lot of fun working alongside y'all:D, I wish I'd had more time to interact instead of posting stuff and vanishing lol, but exams be like:////

Prompt: cooking (does baking count as cooking? I realized too late lol-) from @ninjago-bingo 's warm board.

Word Count: 2497

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Trying to escape from killer dire-bats hadn't been on Cole's to do list today - although the mountains were kind of beautiful.

It was a bit difficult to see them while he was being dragged to his death, but hey, didn't Jay always tell them to be more positive?

That was, until he made the mistake of looking down.

Miles of snowcapped mountains touched the pastel blue sky, but he was more focused on exactly how high he was from the ground.

Great.

Trying to swing back onto the Bounty, he didn't notice a golden-winged blur shoot past the bat, almost dropping their spear in haste.

"Let my friend go, or I'll-"

"Vania?"

She throws the spear at the bird, successfully knocking one of its wings.

Huh. She must've been practicing - throwing with accuracy while flying seemed kinda difficult.

"I'm so sorry!" she replies, grabbing his arm before he fell down too. She winces at the strain on her wings, almost dropping him onto the deck. "I was supposed to come earlier, but there was an issue with one of the mines, and it took forever to-"

"There ain't anything in this world that's managed to kill me yet," he replies jokingly, checking that the autopilot hadn't been damaged. "I doubt an angry bird is going to be the first."

"Didn't you mention that you became a ghost once? Pretty sure that means you were dead-"

"Shh, that's not an important detail," he jokes.

"If you say so," she replies with a grin. "Did I mention that Chompy's been tearing down the palace flower arrangements again?"

"Send my regards to the gardener-"

"Did you just make a pun?"

"Remind me why I decided to visit you again?"

"Because you love me?" she asks stepping onto the ground as the Bounty landed gently.

"I hereby crown you as my platonic soulmate," Cole deadpans, taking her hand. "Vania and Cole-"

"Destined to annoy each other for eternity," she giggles, swinging their hands up and down. "But seriously - thanks. I don't think I realized how much work being a queen was."

"What's it like?"

"I mean - I'm glad that people trust me, and they come to me if they have a problem, but the paperwork is a nightmare. I never get to go outside anymore, I swear."

"Paperwork? Also, you just invited me here for a week. I don't wanna disturb you?"

"Nah, I cleared my schedule, don't worry. And trust me, you don't want to know. Everything requires some sort of official written thing, and it's so boring-"

"Official? But you're the queen?"

"Well, yeah, but I don't really want to change something unless it benefits the people. Not after..."

Her smile dims, eyes straying to the palace walls.

Oh- oh.

"You're nothing like him," Cole says firmly, squeezing her hand. "I mean, if you need to take a break, or you can make your job a bit easier by cutting out something unnecessary, that's just gonna help you become a better queen. You've definitely got the interests of your people at heart, and that's the most important thing, you know? And well, uh, everything seems to be going great so far - you don't have to beat yourself up over someone else's mistakes."

"Thanks," she replies softly, her smile slowly returning. "Speaking of breaks, what do you think we should do this time?"

"You could show me around the city again?"

"You've already seen everything cool," Vania giggles, skipping ahead of him. "We don't renovate much - unlike you guys-"

"Hey, it's not our fault that our city gets destroyed every few months-"

"More like every few days," she teases, tying back her golden hair. "How about we find some dragons to adopt?"

"Tempting, but where would you keep them?"

"They could sleep in my room-"

She breaks off when she notices him laughing. "What?"

"N- nothing," Cole replies, in between laughs. "Jay and I just made a bet."

"On what?"

"How many dragons you've adopted. I bet at least six, he bet fifteen."

"Well, jokes on both of you - I'm pretty sure my advisor's going to throw a fit if I show up with another one," she starts, giggling. "We've got twenty living in the palace right now."

"Twenty dragons?"

"They're so cute! You just look into their adorable little eyes," Vania pauses for breath, continuing her animated gesturing, "and you can't help but wanna hug them!"

"Oh, Jay's going to be so mad."

"Aww, I'm sorry guys. They're just too adorable!"

"...Wanna hear a funny story?"

"Yeah, sure!"

"I actually used to be terrified of dragons-"

"No way!" Vania exclaims. "Y'all have been on a lot of adventures though, so-"

"Nah, we used to have our own dragons at first. They were pretty cool! I just- I'm a simple guy! Huge animals with wings are scary up close when you're barely a teenager."

"Or when you're really short-"

"We're the same height!" Cole exclaims, facepalming in a bit of a fondly exasperated way.

"I'm two years younger than you-"

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"Ugh, whose idea was this?"

"Yours," Vania grins, sitting down on the kitchen counter.

"You were supposed to help me, not leave me high and dry!" Cole accuses jokingly, staring at all the appliances they'd found in the cupboards.

"'One must always be prepared for new adventures,'" she quotes seamlessly, waving one of- what was his name again? Mulch something? Oh! Clutch! Some explorer he was, leaving them to die in the pyramid - Clutch Powers' books in the air.

"Fine," he sighs, staring at the old recipe book she'd found in one of their back cupboards. "But you've gotta help me? I almost burned down-" "Woah, what? If you finish that sentence with 'kitchen'-" "In my defense, Kai was playing a prank on me-" "In my defense, I wouldn't like to explain how the queen of Shintaro burnt down the palace by teaching one of her friends to cook," she grins, flipping through the pages. "What do you wanna start with?" "Something simple?" "Have you ever tried baking bread before? It's a lot of fun!" "I haven't really had the time, but that sounds kinda interesting."

He skims the recipe, raising his eyebrows. "Wait, why does this take hours? I thought you said it was simple?"

"Trust me, it is," she laughs, adding, "besides, I still wanna hear about all your adventures!" "Uh... okay," Cole replies hesitantly, "but if this fails, I'm so sorry." "Give yourself some credit, you guys literally saved the world! Multiple times!" "Bold of y'all to assume we know how we did it," he laughs, only half-kidding. "Besides. I botched soup once."

"I've botched toast," she mock-sighs, smiling. "Pretty sure that makes us even."

"Lemme get this straight. You've messed up toasting bread, but you can bake it from scratch?"

"Trust me, I don't know either," she giggles, trying to open a brightly coloured packet of... something? Did flour come in packets that small?

"Uh, why are you opening something called 'feast'?" he asks, eyebrows creased in confusion.

"Feast," she echoes, trying to stifle her laughter. "Off to a... rocky start, aren't we?"

It took him a second.

"I already regret this," he jokes, facepalming. "But I'd say that your puns are, uh, gold."

"I've un- unleashed-" breaking off, she half-falls off the counter, laughing so hard her face starts to go red, "a monster."

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"Uh, is it supposed to look like that?" Cole asks, frowning.

The mixture looked less like the dough he'd been expecting - more like one of Jay's inventions gone wrong.

Badly wrong, he thought, eyes widening at the goopy mess of foam that threatened to spill over the jug.

"The yeast?" Vania echoes, poking her head out of one of the cupboards. "Yeah, all good! It always looks a little gross, and you're gonna doubt ever eating bread again, but at least it doesn't taste like it's fermented-"

"It's what?"

"Yeah," she grimaces, exaggerating her disgust a bit. "If aliens ever fell from the sky, they'd think we were crazy for eating bread-"

"Aliens? I think we're a bit crazy!" Cole exclaims, trying not to laugh.

Vania smiles, then sighs, lugging a huge bag of flour onto the counter. "I can never open these bags properly," she starts, eyeing the the bag a bit warily, "and it always makes such a huge mess all over the kitchen. You'd think they'd make it easier for people to use, right? I swear-"

He jokingly puts his hands over his ears. "I can't hear you!" "But you know that I've sworn off swearing-" she replies, breaking off with a laugh. "Pun not intended - that actually made sense in my head. I swear!"

"No," Cole interjects with a grin, shaking his head. "You don't, remember?"

"See, this is why we're friends-"

"Friends? Is that all I am to you?"

"Oh, be quiet," she shoots back, exaggeratedly dragging a hand down her face. "I mean, sure, just because everyone thinks that we're dating doesn't mean that we-"

Wait. What?

"People think that we're dating?" he asks, clamping a hand over his mouth in a poor attempt to muffle his laughter. "I- I- really?"

"I know, right?"

"Even my friends thought so at first," he confesses, dragging a hand down his face. "I mean, as much as I love you-"

"I love you too," Vania replies, completely seriously. "Even if you'll always be more like an annoying-"

"Hey-"

"Sibling to me than anything else," she finishes, grabbing a pair of scissors. Cole watches, a little alarmed, as she stabs them into the flour bag over and over.

"Is it... supposed to be this difficult to just open the bag? Seems kinda stupid-"

"Well, er, they have this piece of paper with glue that you're supposed to pull away from the rest of the bag, but it never works properly and I-"

"Well, we could always make our own flour," Cole interjects, laughing. "I mean, I've got a scythe? Let's go!"

"Uh, but we don't have wheat growing here. I don't think it'd suit the climate very well?"

"Wheat a shame," Cole sighs jokingly, measuring out the flour (which had, finally, escaped the bag).

"Oh my gosh," Vania deadpans, "you did not just-"

"Yep, I did."

"You're horrible," she giggles, "then again, I was the one who started this whole debacle, so I think we'll share the blame."

"Debacle? Where'd you pick that one up from? Sounds kinda cool-"

"Oh, it's from a book someone wrote about you guys," Vania says casually, pouring a cup of water into the bowl.

"Hey, uh-" Cole starts hesitantly, twisting his fingers back and forth, then breaks off. "Why'd you read all that stuff about us, anyways? Adventure books don't really seem like something you read a lot, since we have similar favorite books. I mean..."

"Well, um..." Vania trails off, clearly uncomfortable. "Uh- I guess, well, it sounds kinda stupid, but I'd never really met anyone my age who wasn't a royal or something. I... er, I didn't want to be left out, you know?"

Cole thinks back to a scroll; a quest, a sacrifice. One that his friends never seemed to really notice, unless it was with horror or flinches. Not that he blamed them, but - joking about how he was much more useful to the team when he was freaking dead than he was before he'd stumbled and fell in the temple?

That had been a bit far, even for his best friend. Locks could always be picked or something, he didn't need to be a ghost to provide some sort of value-

Well, that's not completely true, is it? a small voice questions, and he can't keep his hands from shaking a little.

"Jay here thinks you're the least valuable ninja."

Not enough to be a performer. Now, not good enough to even be a ninja, apparently.

Well, he reminds himself firmly, you don't have to be the best - just stand up to those who are cruel and unjust.

Nothing but a scar that glowed warm orange occasionally left of the whole Cursed Realm ordeal, sometimes it was all too easy to forget - or pretend - that it had never even happened in the first place.

Other times, like when he'd dropped a glass of water on the floor and his hands hadn't stopped shaking for hours, or when he woke up screaming, expecting to fall through his bed again, it still felt like he was trapped as a ghost. Literally - and maybe a little figuratively as well.

Yeah. Yeah, I know.

"Thanks for trusting me with that," he replies softly. "And I'm sorry. That sounds... horrible, but, honestly, you're a pretty cool person, and I ain't just saying that because we're friends. People can be awful, and they can- they can leave, but you don't need to pretend to be someone you're not for people to accept you. I kinda know what it's like, and it's... just, uh, not great."

"No, thank you," Vania says, rubbing her eyes. "You're pretty cool, too. And I'm glad that we become friends, even if wasn't in the- the, er, greatest circumstances."

"Right back at ya. The fall was pretty terrifying, though," Cole says casually, as if memories of that nightmarish plunge into the depths of earth don't still send shivers down his spine.

"No, definitely! I was so sure we were gonna splat onto the ground or something, thank gosh we didn't."

"Yeah..." Cole trails off, reading the recipe they'd been following. "Oh- do we just leave the bowl somewhere for a few hours now?"

"Oh, yeah," Vania answers. "Other than clean up the kitchen, what else do you wanna do?"

"That's kind of you, but, ah, I don't mind. You can choose something."

"I don't mind either," she replies, covering the bowl with a dishcloth. "Seriously, I don't."

"Same here though."

"Really, I don't mind-" Vania breaks off with a laugh, adding, "Well, actually, there is something."

She doesn't elaborate, thoughtfully gazing out the window.

"Well, what is it? Don't keep me in the dark."

"Ugh, it's kinda stupid-"

"I'm sure that it's not- well, unless you want to try to jump off a flying ship with a homemade parachute to prove a bet to someone-"

"Do I even wanna know?"

"...uh, probably not. We're way too crazy sometimes, our Master has a hard time keeping us in check. Your thing, though?"

"Can I give you a hug?"

Cole blinks for a second, expecting some sort of punchline.

"That's your thing?"

"Well, yeah- I mean, I said it was kinda stupid-"

"No no, that's not what I meant. You're so sweet - that's all."

"Well, not more than you-"

"Nah, you're sweeter-"

"Let's just call it a tie," Vania says with a smile, reaching over to give her friend a hug. "Thank you so much, I swear- well, no, I don't, but you know, anyways-"

"Yeah," Cole replies, laughing softly. "I know."

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Prompt: "- Today we spend 24 hours completely naked. - Let's talk about that."

- Today we spend 24 hours completely naked.

- Let's talk about that. (pause) ♪ (theme music) ♪

- Alright, so, we're gonna have to make our own masks.

- (giggles)

- Okay, I'll put the red one up right here, and then I'll put the blue one up on the right side. And then, I'm gonna take the mask off. And then I'm gonna start walking forward.

- (giggles)

- It's like walking, like walking with a dog.

- (crew offscreen laughing)

- If we get through this without any pranks, then I'll take this off. It's your mask.

- You put it on nice and tight.

- (laughs) I feel like I need a dummy. But, I know that I need my mask, because I have to be completely naked.

- (laughing) Yeah, I'm a manual...

- ...lidded. I was actually like, "Do you like red or blue?" Okay, so you're going to introduce yourself to people.

- (crew offscreen laughing)

- I'm going to be myself.

- Okay.

- I'm ready.

- You're not gonna be a big deal.

- How are you?

- So, you may be a man of many talents, but I am a man of one talent.

- You have a talent for being naked.

- I did.

- You're a man of talent. You're like a fashion model.

- I'm a professional model.

- Okay, so, I feel like I need my mask.

- Well, I'll be the first to say, I don't have a mask. I don't feel like I need a mask. I feel like this is just, uh...

- "You're a man of many talents."

- Oh.

- (laughing) Okay, well, this is how it works... ♪ (theme music) ♪ I'm gonna take off my mask and walk around naked

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- Today we spend 24 hours completely naked.

- Let's talk about that. (upbeat music) Good Mythical Morning!

- Thanks for making us a part of your daily routine and making us a part of our daily routine. It's become a part of each others' lives. We're gonna get naked, we're gonna skateboard naked like you- well, that's on Instagram, but that also happened. Haha, check it out. Please take a look.

- Be a part of it.

- Walk naked (laughs). We've imagined it, and we've made it happen.

- So, without further ado, let's get naked.

- Okay.

- And I think it's interesting because it's hot. It's hot. Let's roll it.

- One up.

- Now before you do that, we want you to know that we are not only here to tell you all about this, but we are also here to help you figure out you're naked, and we're here to help you sort of define the boundaries. So feel free to start the conversation.

- Okay, let's, you're gonna want you and the crew to be naked, right, don't worry.

- But we're here to help you figure it out. And we're going to tell you the story of what happened over there, so...

- Oh, you wanna bring the crew out?

- Really?

- Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

- Yeah, basically, It's just a small group of people who like to make a living making videos, and we just said, "Hey, why don't we do this?" And the first thing they do is they're naked.

- Yeah, that's called an "Attractionist."

- Yep, well, then they start making videos.

- Right, and we wanna help them out with their own art. So first, here's the story.

- We commissioned a local artist to create an art piece for

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- Today we spend 24 hours completely naked.

- Let's talk about that. (makes noise) ♪ (theme music) ♪

- Good Mythical Morning.

- Happy Mythical Summer!

- Thanks to everyone who's already been there.

- That's some guys

- You made it a special day.

- Hey, let's get real here. We're not gonna be squeaky clean, man.

- The Amazon rainforest.

- We've been working really hard lately.

- (laughing) That's right

- But there's one king of the jungle, M. Moleskines.

- (laughing) With one million friends on Facebook,

- he's the king of the jungle, and we're gonna celebrate his birthday today with an update video. Maybe we should just watch the video.

- I think maybe we should.

- Okay, on the first day that we were doing this, I noticed that there are some very cool people.

- Yes, people are pushing their bodies to the limits.

- Yeah, I'm not trying to put on these clothes. I'm trying to get myself to the moon.

- That's cool.

- And while you're there. I'm going to get myself to the great, never-before-seen Amazon rainforest. This is how we do it here in our kitchen. You guys have been leading the way for us so far, and we're glad that you jumped in with us.

- Yes, that's great.

- So for the first time in a while, we're gonna be talking about how to get most out of the day just by being naked. What's the most fun part of being naked? (laughing) The most fun part of being naked is making yourself feel sexy and cuddly.

- I'm not talking about the costliest part--

- I'm talking about the most fun part of being naked.

- (laughing)

- That's right. It's time to throw ourselves a curve ball. This is a brand new game that we're lov

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- Today we spend 24 hours completely naked.

- Let's talk about that. (laughs)

- (laughs)

- Come on baby.

- (laughs)

- You know what, if I'm right, you're wrong.

- (laughs) Yeah, I'm right. I really am. (laughs) (crew laughs) (Rhett laughs) I really don't even want to do this.

- (laughs)

- You want me to do this?

- Oh, it's not gonna work.

- You want me to do this?

- (Rhett laughs) Is it gonna work?

- (laughs)

- I can't even say again.

- I are not.

- Yeah, you're very close. (Rhett laughs)

- You're right.

- Mm, so what is this, something about this thing?

- Well, let's keep it to ourselves.

- I am going to put my head in the oven. (Rhett laughs)

- Well, can't wait to see. Oh, this is a rock.

- Oh, it's really hard.

- It's really hard, it's really hard.

- It's really hard. Well, a little stone.

- It's hard.

- It's got a stone on it. It's soft, like a rock.

- A little rock. Okay. You're gonna want to have a towel handy.

- Okay.

- If you're gonna eat something, stick around.

- Yeah, I would like to cook some food while I'm here.

- You gotta tell me.

- I love hot dogs. I would like to do a cooking show.

- You know, I would love to do a cooking show, that's a thing, no pun intended but, I should be alone. The power goes to you.

- I'm gonna be alone. I've already been so settled in here. (Rhett laughs)

- I've been here too long.

- (both laugh)

- (crew laughs) You know what, if we were to tie

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- Today we spend 24 hours completely naked.

- Let's talk about that. (bell dings) (chuckles) ♪ (theme music) ♪

- Good Mythical Morning.

- Thank you for making yourselves heard.

- We are in the beginning stages of our show, "Mythical Society."

- That's right. And it's only right here on the set. Huge space here, huh?

- Yeah, it feels like I've left the house in the past month.

- Okay, today we're going to take the naivest way out of what we're doing and we're gonna be completely naked. It's time for "The Mythical Experiment."

- We aren't gonna do anything. (bell dings) (chuckles)

- Okay, since we're not gonna be doing anything, we have to completely lose ourselves and all of our clothing to make it a little Challenge. It's time for--

- Really?

- I want to get naked.

- It's up to you. You know what? You're gonna have to strap yourself in. This isn't, our clothes aren't on, just a call off.

- I do, I will take this off. Do not hustle. You know what?

- No.

- Do not, I'm sticking my head in the fire, just like this.

- It's gonna be good, man. No, it's not, okay. I'm not gonna be a hero, this is just it. (chuckles)

- No, no.

- Really? You don't have to respond to anyone's request.

- No, I'm not gonna be a hero. Okay, if you have a question about the challenges for tonight, we want to hear it. You know what? I'm so far away. You want me to go first?

- Well, if you want us to go first, this is the way we're gonna do it. We're going to do this right here.

- All right, you ready?

- Okay, let's go

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#good mythical morning #gmm #rhett and link #neural network #gpt-2

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