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not-a-space-alien · 4 months

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K&J x MMSS 4: Valen & Jim Part 8

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Warnings: Explicit sex (PiV, oral, cisM/TransM), internalized transphobia

In this chapter: Sweet soft sensual love between two uwu cinnamon rolls

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Jim takes things slow, following Valen's lead in their relationship. He's content to just be together, and he doesn't want to overstep after their first kiss. He only starts kissing Valen on the mouth after Valen starts.

Valen starts to warm up to the idea of kissing, and he starts to kiss Jim on the mouth sometimes before bed. One night, as they lay there in bed, Valen asks Jim how the fangs affect kisses. Does he accidentally hurt him? Does it make it scary?

"It doesn't hurt," Jim assures him. "It was scary at first, I gotta admit. Made me hesitate the first time for sure. But it's not like Kane was kissing me." He makes a grossed-out face. "I'm not scared of your fangs anymore. It's you."

Valen smiles, letting it stretch all the way to his eyes without worrying about it showing his teeth. He thinks about cracking a joke about Kane, but he doesn't want Jim to dwell on Kane more than he already is.

"I'm glad," is what he says instead, and he kisses Jim again, folding his arms into his chest and letting himself be held.

Jim kisses Valen back through a smile, holding him. "How about you?" he asks after. "I know you've got your own stuff to deal with. Am I scary?"

"You're not scary, no." It's difficult to explain what aspect of being with Jim is scary. He's scared of the potential of something.

"You forget sometimes? Go back there in your head?" Jim asks. That's been happening to him, it's terrifying and annoying. He figures maybe it happens to Valen, too.

"Yes, a little," he says. "Although I imagine it's not as bad for me as it is for you. What you went through is much worse than anything I've ever gone through."

"It's not a competition. You don't need to play it down like that. What you went through was fucked up," Jim says. "You know, we don't have to have sex if you don't wanna. Like, ever. Just wanted to make sure you know that."

Valen nods. Jim is so sweet. "Thank you. That means a lot to me." He takes a shuddering breath. "We should try, though. I've never done it with...anyone else. And maybe it'll be different. I don't want, I won't let him steal the possibility from me. Just... Just promise me you won't look at me differently afterwards?"

"Course I won't. I'd never look at you different. Whenever you're ready, we can give it a shot." Jim assumes Valen doesn't mean “try now.” "Your pace."

"Okay," says Valen, who does mean "try now" and hadn't really thought about waiting for some other night. "I think I'm ready. Go, go ahead." He wants to try it, but Jim has given him no way forward. Jim doesn't initiate, he lets Valen set the pace, and Valen is so used to only putting on the brakes, and fending off advances, that he has no idea how to invite them in a way that feels safe. He just lies there after giving Jim permission.

"Oh! Oh, alright." Jim internally kicks himself for being so awkward. "Hey, is there anything you don't want me to do? For me, well, you know I don't like my neck touched."

"Oh, yes," says Valen. "I, I also think I wouldn't like--well, not touched, but, my neck--if you would please not....try to choke me. Or hold me down. Or...Do you have condoms? I-I don't want to get pregnant." He flushes. Is such a thing even possible with a human?

"Holy shit, is that actually possible?" Jim asks. He doesn't think so, but maybe Valen knows something he doesn't. He's the science nerd. Or maybe, Valen just wants him to wear a condom and that's his way of asking.

“I’m not sure if it’s possible… I just want to be on the safe side.”

"Oh. Right. I mean, yeah, I got 'em. And I'd never do that other stuff. Holding down and choking are- yeah, big nos for me too. Not fun." He’s had enough of both of those from Kane.

He kisses Valen on the temple. "Be right back." He goes to his room to get a condom.

When Jim leaves the room, Valen lays himself out on the bed, trying to look seductive. Wait, Jim is homosexual, he's not attracted to women. He can't act like a woman, he has to act like a man. But Jim is also going to act like a man, how can they both do that? He starts to take his own shirt off, thinking he might panic if Jim undresses him, but then remembers that will expose his breasts. Jim probably will find them horribly unattractive, thinking them womanly. He'll probably think the same about his labia. But then, how will they have sex if Jim won't find those parts attractive? He flops down on his back, faceup. He's thinking too much. Just let Jim do it. That's what he's always done, just lie there and let his partner do it. He shouldn't be trying to figure it out, that's not how he does it.

Jim returns with a condom in hand. He puts it on the nightstand and lays down next to Valen. "Hey. It's alright, it's not like before. I'm not him. We're doing this for it to be fun for both of us. You can stop anytime you want and nothing bad'll happen." He cups Valen's cheek. "You wanna take my clothes off?"

Valen nods as Jim speaks. "Yeah. It'll be nice. Um, no, you-you take your clothes off. You just, just do what you think seems good, and I'll stop you if I don't like it. Please?"

"Yeah, whatever you wanna do." Jim takes his shirt off. "No more Lyme." he says with a goofy grin. "I've never been with a trans guy before, so, you know, I'm flying half-blind. You gotta let me know what feels good." He's honestly had little experience in general. Kane took him when he was only 19, so a single awkward experience from 6 years ago is all he has to work off of.

He lightly takes the edge of Valen's shirt. "You want me to take your clothes off?"

"Yes," he says. "Go ahead. Um, are you sure you'll find me attractive? With them off?"

"I've never been more sure of anything." Jim says confidently.

He kisses Valen before pulling his shirt over his head. Jim's hands run lovingly up Valen's sides, slipping under his binder to pull that off, too.

Valen lets out a nervous squeak. "Um, l-leave that on, actually? Um, you can take my pants off, though. I, I didn't shave though."

Jim's hands slide back down, leaving the binder in place. "Yeah, me neither." he says lightheartedly.

He goes to take his own off first, lowering them and his boxers in one go. He's half-hard, and though he's excited, he's also more than a little nervous. He's scared he's just gonna do a shit job and Valen won't have a good time and won't want to be with him anymore. His hands go to Valen's waistband next.

Valen looks at Jim's erection with fascination, his sample size of penises he has seen outside of an educational setting doubling from 1 to 2. He thinks this will feel good--hopes it, because if it doesn't feel good with Jim, well then it just might not be for him, and he wants to take sex back as something he has ownership of, not just something that happens to him.

Yeah. That's what he wants. He puts his hands over Jim's hands and helps him lower Valen's pants down, revealing his boxer-briefs. "Um, usually Priscus would do something like rub my back first, when we got to this point," he says shyly. "To give me some extra time to relax before we start."

Valen is gorgeous. Jim's never seen this much of him before: he's always wearing all those layers of black clothes, and he makes sure to discreetly give him privacy when changing.

The mention of Priscus gives him pause, but Valen's saying it like something he likes. "How about you lie down and I'll rub your back, then? That sounds nice."

"Yes, please." He lays down. He loves having his back rubbed. This was one of the few things Priscus contributed to the whole process that he appreciated... Although he didn't want to give him too much credit, because he only did it because Valen had started to desperately suggest things to slow the process down.

Jim massages Valen's back, hands working lightly at his muscles. "You're gorgeous, by the way," he says bashfully.

"Th-thank you," Valen says, burying his face in his hands, red from nose to ears. "You're–you're also quite attractive."

Jim goes red too, and the two of them sit there hiding their faces, embarrassed and red and excited. They both break into giggles, which eases the tension.

Jim goes back to rubbing Valen’s back. Valen lets out a few satisfied moans. "What, um, what position do you think would be best for us to try?"

"Hmm." Jim considers, rubbing circles into Valen where he lets out those satisfied little sounds at. "I've never been, uh, the one on top before. This is a whole new world of sexual possibilities. How you feel about... lotus? You could sit in my lap. No one's on top of anyone, and I'd get to look at you." He smiles. "Or I could eat you out, if you want." He figures he'll throw that in there. Maybe it'll be further away from what Priscus had done, and feel safer.

Valen flushes beet red, even redder than before. "Oh? I've never done anything like that before. We were, were having sex strictly for procreation, so we didn't do anything that-- well, you get the idea." He twists his hands in the sheets. He's been having a hard time thinking of sex as anything other than him taking a penis in the vagina until the owner of said penis ejaculates. But that's the point, he's trying to make it something better. "You can try if you like. Um, it shouldn't be hard to find because, because the testosterone has made it a lot bigger. It's not quite a micropenis, but..."

He flips over, gazing at Jim, totally embarrassed and unable to figure out how to handle the attention being paid to his own desires.

Jim's smile grows as he sees how red Valen is getting. He's cute. He kisses right below Valen's binder, and keeps kissing as his face goes lower and lower. "I wanna make you feel good." he breathes when he reaches Valen's boxers, hooking his fingers under the waistband.

Valen hides his face. "Go ahead, go-go ahead." He slips his underwear down and spreads his legs, still not making eye contact, still overwhelmed and squirming with embarrassment

Jim ducks his head between Valen's legs. His tdick isn't quite big enough for him to treat it like he has sucking dick before, but it should be basically a similar principle, right? Stimulation feels good. He licks around it teasingly, his arms sliding under Valen's thighs.

Valen tries not to squeal, letting out overwhelmed moans instead. He threads his fingers through Jim's curls, stopping just short of actually grabbing, trying to keep his hands light.

Jim freezes for a second when Valen's hands go to his hair, his heart suddenly gripped with fear. But he's not grabbed and pulled and manhandled. Valen's touch is soft. Gentle. He's safe. He relaxes again, resuming his efforts. He licks Valen's tdick experimentally, slowly at first.

Valen pauses when Jim freezes. "Oh, are you all right? Is that all right?"

Jim picks his head up. "All good, jus' don't pull. You can grab if you don't pull." he decides. Valen is safe. Jim ducks his head back down between Valen's thighs, swirling his tongue around his tdick.

Valen squirms, running his hands through Jim's hair, stroking, scritching his scalp

We were having sex strictly for procreation. Valen's probably never had this part of him paid attention to by another person.

Jim flicks his tongue, trying out different things to see what Valen likes best. Whenever Valen reacts well, he keeps going with that for a bit before switching it up. He hugs the thighs around his head. He likes Valen's hands in his hair. It's totally different, now.

Valen reacts the strongest to broad, steady licks. At one point when Jim happens to sucks his Tdick by taking it between his lips, Valen reacts very strongly to that, gasping. "Oh, keep doing that, keep doing that please." He starts to clench his hands in Jim's hair but then remembers not to. This is a disaster waiting to happen. He loves the feeling of Jim's hair, but he knows it's foolish to keep going the way he is, so he removes his hands from Jim's head and grabs the sheets.

When Jim hugs his thighs around his head, it's all he can do not to crush his skull between his legs. He whimpers, legs trembling, hands twisting in the sheets beneath him.

Oh, you like that? Jim keeps going, picking up the pace a little, pleased he's getting such a strong positive reaction from Valen. It seems like Valen's given up with his hair, which is probably for the best to avoid any accidental pulling, even if Jim likes it.

Valen starts to pant, grinding on Jim's face, squirming and whimpering and crying, overwhelmed, begging him to keep going. His toes curl, his eyes roll back in his head, his whole body shudders. There's a huge rippppppppp as Valen claws the sheets, going silent except for strangulated breaths as he writhes in ecstasy. It’s a Herculean effort to control his limbs and not kick out to send Jim flying across the room.

The orgasm seems to last a long time for something that came over him so quickly. When it finally peters out, Valen lies with his eyes on the ceiling, chest heaving, whole body limp.

Jim comes up through Valen's legs a bit and rests his head on Valen's stomach. "Did I do good?" he asks playfully.

Valen flushes and whines in embarrassment, hiding his face. "Y-yes," he squeaks. "Thank you."

"Do you wanna do anything else? If not, I can take care of myself." He's got a raging boner by this point, leaking precum onto the torn sheets.

“Just-just a moment.” Valen is still panting, overheated, staring at the ceiling. He just lies there reeling for a moment.

Jim gets up and washes off his face, because he’s absolutely sticky at that point. He comes back in and leans against the doorframe, smirking. “That good, huh?”

“Yes.” He props himself up on an elbow, eyes crawling over Jim’s nude body. “You’re delightful. Um.” He swallows. "Can I...play with it? It's okay if not, I understand my teeth m-might make it a bit harder."

Oh. Jim hadn't even considered the possibility that Valen might want to give him oral. The thought makes him really nervous, but also excited at the same time. "Um, yeah, we can try, but I might stop you. Just, y'know, fangs. But yes." He sits on the bed.

"Okay." Valen nuzzles Jim's stomach, trailing down it. He's still reeling from the massive orgasm Jim had given him, and he doubts he'll be able to do anything quite like that, but he's excited to try. He's scared, though; humans are so fragile.

Valen tentatively strokes Jim's shaft with his fingers, watching interestedly as it twitches under his touch. He starts at the head, licking the precum up, then sucking just the head and gradually taking more and more of it in his mouth.

Jim is really nervous, and it's making him tense. He trusts Valen, but he can't help but think about how little effort it would take for a vampire to, even by total accident, hurt him when he's this vulnerable.

But Valen doesn't hurt him. The opposite, he feels good. He shivers with pleasure, letting out a little moan.

Valen swirls his tongue on Jim's shaft, focusing on the areas that elicit the loudest moans from Jim. After a minute or two, Valen's nerves get the better of him and he removes his mouth. "Th-thank you for trusting me. I-I do enjoy this, but I think I should stop now, um, I'm afraid if I keep going my teeth will slip." He leans back and runs his hands over his pubic mound, parting his labia. "Do-do you want to put the condom on and fuck me?"

"Yeah." Jim squeaks, hastily unwrapping it and putting it on, face flushed. He wraps his arms around Valen, ready to pull him into his lap, but doesn't yet. "You ready?"

"Yes," Valen says, still red in the face. He hasn't been not flushed since they started. "D-do it."

Jim pulls Valen close, into his lap. He keeps his arms loosely hugged around him- Valen may be a hundred times stronger than he is, but he doesn't want him to feel trapped. He kisses Valen, tasting himself on his lips, as he enters him.

Valen moans as he does so. The feeling of being filled is so much, but for the first time, it feels like he can handle it, and enjoy it. He starts to rock against Jim, grinding his hips. He kisses back, dragging Jim's hands down to cup Valen's ass as they move

Jim squeezes Valen's ass, bouncing him in his lap. Valen feels so good around him. He moves one hand down between their bodies to rub Valen's tdick- Jim can feel how close he is already, and wants to make sure he can make Valen cum again too.

Valen hadn't really expected to get one orgasm out of this, let alone two. The stimulation is quickly becoming too much, edging into painful. "Ooh, stop," he says, pushing Jim's hand away. "I-I mean, thank you, but you don't have to do that. This is fine just like this."

Jim stops, going back to cupping his ass and making a mental note that Valen doesn't like multiple orgasms. "Sorry," he murmurs, rocking back and forth. "Thanks for telling me." He keens, burying his face in Valen's shoulder. "S-so good."

Valen wraps his arms around Jim's body, stroking the nape of his neck, running his hands through his hair again, since Jim had seemed to start to like it before. "Thank you for trying so hard to please me. You're doing so well." Oh, this is scratching some sort of itch... "You're good too, you're doing so well. Why don't you come for me? I'd love to see that."

Jim was already teetering on the edge, and Valen's words push him over with a gasp. He hugs Valen tight to him as he cums, overwhelmed with pleasure. He leans against Valen after, nuzzling into him. "Wow."

Valen pulls Jim down into a lying position on the bed, nuzzling him back. It feels a little bit like they're both glowing. "That was wonderful. I'm so glad we could both be brave enough to make it happen."

Jim kisses Valen on the cheek and smiles. "Me too."

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asksuccubussides · 7 months

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What if you were an asexual succubus, wouldn't that be fucked up or what Chapter 9

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11 days after Remus was cast out of Hell

"You're going on a car date with him!? A date!? In a car! With that gross thing!" Virgil eyes were so wide open it looked like they would pop out any second now.

Janus threw his hands up "When life throws you a strange little man you don't just ignore him!"

"Jannie you're killing me! Just like he's going to kill you! In that car!! I- I need a plastic bag to breathe into or something"

Virgil walked around in a circle while continuing to mutter to himself. The sound of the clock ticking that Janus' brain usually automatically zoned out suddenly seemed so overbearing as he sorted through the drawer under his bed to try and choose what to wear. Was he going for a Donna Tartt mysterious dark academia or more of a vampire stuck in victorian London.

"Very lucky that you somehow have the energy to go on a date with this random guy but you've been snazzing me off for asking you to go to class or buy the groceries for once innit" Virgil snarked out while halfway across the room.

In frustration Janus halfheartedly threw the piece of clothing he'd been holding. It fell miserably to the floor between them "You're doing a great impression of a twat tonight honey. Besides it is not a date. It is simply some friendly hanging out"

That last part was a lie. Janus was 22, inexperienced and let's not speak in circles here: very horny. He was only trying to avoid Virgil judging him for it.

Virgil picked up the clothing and folded it while saying dryly "If you're mulling over what to wear I suggest a hmm lemme think hmm a skirt..cause they're easier to take off"

"Oh my god! You're being such a- Nevermind. I am ignoring you for the rest of the evening"

"Having an argument right before going out to get murdered is such a boring cliche Jannie" Virgil put the folded clothing on the bed next to his roomate.

His roomate refused to reply, instead doing charades of him checking his ears and listening around for noise which he pretended he couldnt hear.

Virgil was about to leave it be but muttered over his shoulder "What if he's taking the piss on you? Only asking you out as a joke like every other dipshit? Only down to shag to use as comedy fodder at his next party. You're just gonna be a spectacle for him"

Janus closed his eyes and tried to keep it out. for once he didn't want to believe it.

Remus had a real skip in his step as he pranced through the college hallways. He had succesfully stolen his first car!! He obviously couldn't have a human date without a car! Did he have a license? No! Did he know what a license was? No! This date was going to go great!

"OOOOHHH JAAANNNUUUSS!!!" He yelled through the door while knocking just as loudly.

The door was pushed open so quickly he jumped back from surprise. Janus was standing there with a tense half smile, a large two colored black and yellow sweater, an ankle lenght skirt and his dreadlocks pushed up into two buns. Over his shoulder the demon could see the grumpy roomate sitting buried under a blanket in his bed with his headphones on. He looked so pale he nearly blended into the wall, maybe that was his goal.

"You are surpriseingly timely" Was the first thing Janus said "As you can clearly see I was definitely not at all expecting you to come"

"Expecting me to come immediately is reeally dirty J-anus! I am graceful non dirty pure lady"

"Glad to see you wore the shorts just like I asked. What a good boy you are" Janus had a sly smile on his lips "Want to come in? or must I welcome you like a vampire"

"I'm good" Remus replied while walking into the room.

He did a twirl to look around the whole room with wide bright eyes as he held his hands close to his chest. His head turned in an inhuman way to look at Virgil.

"Again this guy is here"

Janus made a whole showing of looking around and scratching his head "Who" He said sarcastically.

"I live here!" Virgil glared at a spot slightly above Remus' head "Red doesn't suit you"

"Good am not wearing any then!...OH! You mean my eyes!? I have not found way to gougue them out and replace them without losing sight yet. Too bad! Stuck with them for now!"

"..Sure"

"Well then" Janus clasped his hands "I am now remembering I just happened to forget something vital. Oh poor meee and my poor luck! Guess I have to go get that and leave you two aloneee for a while"

He gave his roommate the most shiteating grin before leaving the dormroom. Virgil's mouth fell open for a moment before shaking his head.

"Oh that snake is testing to see if we'll actually kill each other. Fucking bastard" He continued to grumble swearwords under his breathe.

Remus was about to say something about a fight to the death but as soon as he opened his mouth he started to violently cough. He held his hand against his throat and tried to force it back.

"Think I'm allergic to.." Remus gestured in Virgil's general direction. He stack out his tongue and wheezed like a cat trying to cough up a hair ball "Probably lethal...Oh well. Sweet death!"

"Why are you even here"

"You know...Colgege..Colgage...Colege. Study study!"

"No. No. Dude I mean" Virgil began to stand up from his bed while motioning for Remus to sit down in Jan's bed "Sit" He took a the desk chair and spun it around so he could sit on it in the wrong direction.

Remus made a "Blegh" sound while falling back into the soft cushions of Jan's bed. He plucked at the pillows and a bottle of face creme his date had forgotten to put away. "Smells like citrus! Love citrus! Much better smell than whatever you have going on"

"Rude, and also off topic. I was asking-"

"You only made us switch sitting places to make you feel big strong huh?" Remus reached his leg out to tap the chair with his toe.

"Why're you here dude?"

"Study. Study!"

"No! Like! Here" He tapped his finger against the backrest of the chair "Why're you here wanking around with Jannie?"

The demon shrugged "Fun! Dead birds come around him, that's fun! great! Fantastic! More dead stuff please!"

Virgil leant in closer "Listen here you daft nonce, you can't bang your way into our life like this! But if you are going to be here you better not hurt Jannie in any way. If I hear a single insult from you 'bout him I will- Well" Remus coughed again as Virgil leant in as close as he could "I was known as a biter at our ophanage and one time I bit a visitor and that visitor got Rabies from it. The doctors tested me and I didn't have Rabies. No one knows till this day how it happened, Ever heard of a bad miracle? If you try anything I'll find a way to recreate that and bite you"

Remus grined "What's rabies?"

He let out a sigh "...So you're just a proper idiot then"

"Yes, But I know few things" The demon moved his toe up and down against Virgil's leg "I know difference between human being annoyed at me because anger and human being annoyed at me because he thinks I'm hot and he does not want to think that. And I think you're example of number two. OH! Poop joke!"

"You daft fucking cunt!" He slapped the demon's foot away from him "YOu think the dead animals popping up around Jannie is cool!? well I've been telling him for Years that it's just assholes throwing them in through our window or door because humans are fucking horrible! But lately he's stopped listening to me! I think he's seriously starting to think there's some supernatural shit going on, WHICh trust me! I would be the most excited about! In any other case! Love ghosts! But not in this situation! I can count on more than one hand the amount of people who have asked Jannie out as a sick joke! And laughed at him no matter the answer! You hear me? I've Always protected him and I won't let you go and--"

"Ladies are we having a good time" Janus greeted as he came back into the room.

Virgil stood up and pushed the chair back to the desk "I was actually learning this twat here some words he could have use of. Like...Rabies!"

"Remus-Darling you simply have to set me up for a talk with your english teacher. I have to know what kind of teaching styles he uses because your intake of words is legitimately impressive" Virgil's already annoyed expression mulled over even more as Janus said the compliment.

"Me and Logan teacher have the same language. It helps"

"Fascinating. I'm sure I could find some studies regarding that helping in learning new languages" Janus weaved his fingers together and moved lightly back and forth on the toes of his feet "Sssssso, shall we get going?"

"No Showing me around?" Remus waved around at the room.

Out of the corner of his eye Janus could see Virgil motioning to puking "No darling. I think I can give you a proper introduction to my room some other time"

Remus opened the car door for Janus like he'd seen in the movies before sliding across the hood to get into the driver's seat. He stared at the dozens of buttons, numbers and fingamadings before deciding to simply kick his foot into the pedal and try to keep the car somewhat going in a straight line.

As soon as the car rived up Janus let out a yelp before grabbing ahold of the panic grip in the ceiling. "Roleplaying a fast and furious movie is definitely my favorite kind of date. Yep, yep yep yep yep" He let out a nervous laugh "SSSWEETIE, Reminder that my parents died in a carcrash!"

The car dropped to a sudden crawl making Remus lunge forward and nearly hit his forehead against the steering wheel. Janus tried to reach out to see if he was okay but the demon waved it off. The wheel had turned moist from his hands sweating and they hadn't even left college ground yet.

"I have not been on date before" Remus blurted out.

Janus quieted.

"I have been with humans. Lots of humans. Part of my uhh job you know, But never walked on date" He continued.

"Lucky for you I am so incredibly experienced there is no possibility of this going wrong" Janus reached out and placed his hand atop of Remus' hand on the steering wheel and the demon could feel how fast the human's pulse was beating "This is my first time too"

Remus let up into a smile and gave his date a quick glance before continuing to look at the road. The car swerved and curved but didn't go too fast and the air suddenly felt easier to breathe.

"I was looking at normal date spots and seen this lake. Pretty popular in summer. Thought it be nice. Driving. Criving. Niving. Fiving. Fisting"

"Only two of those were words"

"I know"

"Popular in summer huh" Janus leant back in his seat "What you're telling me is that it will be avoid of any people expect for us right now. Oh dear you really are planning on killing me. How flattering"

Remus' horns began to shine a bright crimson red as his heart skipped a beat "H- HOw did you know!?"

Jan laughed "You're a good actor dear"

"Oh....Jokes. yes. Hahahahaha. Murder. My favorite joke! Right after disemmemberment!!"

"Is it a long drive? Does your car have bluetooth or shall I simply rawdog it and hope my phone can be loud enough for both of us to hear the music?"

There was a knife laying in the backseat of the car. If Remus checked in the mirror he could see the edge of it faintly glimmering as it laid half stuck out from where he'd hidden it.

"Are we in the mood for some musical classics? A bit of razzle dazzle, some cabaret, even some Funny girl if we're feeling dramatic" Janus continued. He saw the puzzled look on Remus face and added "Ah, perhaps a bit too showey for a late night date innit"

A slash across the throat would be quick, only a few minutes of bleeding out. It would probably not even be that painful since the shock wouldn't have time to subside. He could lay Janus' body out in the water. There was no need to bother making it look like an accident, a drowning, car crash, even a fall, he wouldn't have to care about the police anyhow once the deed was done and he could return to Hell like normal. He missed the slight smoke always hanging in the air. Earth air was too clean.

"Maybe some jazz? Don't tell me you're one of those who refuse to listen to any jazz. It's alright if youre simply scared off by its deep history but I can show you some of my favorites. The clazzics if you will...with Z instead of S, you get me!"

Choking him to death could also work. If he suffocated him by pressing an object to his face until he passed out it would be less painful...Not that the amount of pain mattered as long as he died. Remy could be being hurt right now. Emile could be all alone. Roman could- He couldn't think about that right now. He had to focus.

"If we really want to get into the mood I could put on some R&B classics. Peronsally I lean more into the alternative sort of R&B, the Twigs, Szas, etc etc. Fiona Apples even! if we want to get into alternative rock. but while I am a snob and a judgy bitch I am certaintly not above some Whitney uh some Mariah. Aretha even. I mean I'm gay and black I think there would be a warrant for my arrest ready if I didn't"

Running him over with the car was always an option though, and while thinking this Remus sneaked a glance at the human, he wanted to make the death as painless as possible. He could have fun harming humans some other time. For some reason he just didn't like the idea of Janus in prolonged pain. It was a good thing he didn't have to worry about cops. With the scar on his face the human would be easily recognizable even as a corpse.

"Hey" Janus snapped his fingers "Remus? Forgot to pick an option in the dialogue tree?"

Remus snapped back to the present and tried to remember what they were talking about "Music? Oh uh I know Music uhh" He began to humm a tune and tap his finger against the wheel while trying to drag any human song he could remember forward "Ahh Where they all uhh live where they run where they something something all day in the sun. Wishin could be wandering free uhh part of your world??"

Janus smiled watching the demon scrunch his nose and furrow his eyebrows together while sing-mumbling the words out. His voice was stale, shrill and way out of pitch but it was sort of cute in a lame way.

"Is that...The little mermaid?" The human guessed.

"Uhh yeah" Remus forced a smile "My brother's favorite song" He hadn't been fully aware that was Roman's favorite, the information was ingrained in his mind in the same way the urge to fly south lays in the mind of a bird "He loves musicals aaand that is why we will not listen to musicals"

"Understandable, though you will have to hear my incredible rendition of don't rain on my parade someday"

"Would not wanna miss it, except if beheadings was happening at the same time"

The human put on a calm playlist of jazz before looking out the window to see the last remnants of the day's light disappear behind the tops of the trees in the distance. Thick clouds had started to roll in but it hadn't started raining just yet. The last few people were driving home from work. Remus was headbanging along to the smooth trumpets which made Janus laugh.

"Want a riddle?" Janus asked.

"Bro that sounds like a a uhhhh......scary thing..."

"Threat?"

"Yeah! Threat!"

"As any normal person does I have a riddle app on my phone. It's definitely not right next to my murder mystery app"

Remus switched positions to only have to hold the wheel with one hand as the traffic lessened "Hit me..In the uhh theoryetical way not in kinky way"

"There are two men who each have a backpack . One of the men are dead. The man who is alive has his backpack open and the man who is dead has his backpack closed. What is in the dead man’s backpack?"

Janus had a smug look on his face as he waited for his date to think.

"...A whole pile of blades that SLAsh went right through backpack and into soft human meat!!" Remus answered with full confidence.

"Wow, what an adorable attempt" The demon didn't notice the sarcasm, his tail simply wagged at the compliment "Correct answer is a parachute"

"Load another up sir!"

"You are my brother, but I am not your brother. Who am I?"

"J-Anus babeybitch we are Not related!"

"It's the riddle you daft muppet"

"Oh......uhmmmm......Reverse brother !"

"Wha- Well sure. The correct answer is sister so I suppose..you are right..."

His tail continued to wag making the back of his seat warm "Another! Another! My brain is sooo fucking WIGGLY right now!"

"Whatever you say. A barrel of water weighed 60 pounds. Someone put something in it and now it weighs 40 pounds. What did the person add?"

"OH! I know right one! HOLE! A hole! Issa hole!....Hehehe hole....INNIT!" He mimicked the human's accent on the last word.

"Correct!" Janus leant closer to him and murmured into his ear "What a good boy you are"

"THAMKS! Iam great hole finder! Hole expert! Great hole guy!"

"I'm sure you are darling"

Remus let his hand wander across the armrest that was the only small distance between them. He felt for Janus' reaction as he placed his hand against his knee. For a moment the human tensed from surprise before his knee went soft again. The demon rubbed his finger in a circle against the light fabric of the skirt keeping their skin separated.

"Your clothes look good" The demon said.

"Thanks. Yours too, what there is of them. There is for sure no chance of you catching a cold"

"Eh" he shrugged "I'm hotblooded"

The car took a sharp turn as they exited the main road and the lake entered the view. It was hard to make out on a starless evening, besides they were on the hill overlooking the lake not beside it. There was a small parking lot meant for stopping at to take a view but since no one except for them were there Remus drove right to the edge of the hill and parked right next to the railing. Janus lowered the volume of the music and for a few moments neither of them spoke.

The sound of the carbelts unbuckling and the slight rustle from the bushes around them mixed with the low jazz was the only sound heard.

"Hope I calling this a date was okay before. I know this is not romantic" Remus eventually got out. His stomach was turning but he wasn't sure if it was from hunger or not wanting to be intimate.

"As long as we both are aware this is a casual thing it's okay. Earlier when you and Viv got your alone time I ran and bought some uh- wow I am feeling ssssoo mature for feeling embarassed over saying these words like Im freaking 5- I got condoms. You can just say if we need them or not, no detail needed. I just thought with your job-"

"Good braining! We don't!"

"Okay"

(In the early days of succubi they could spread STDs but it was quickly realized that far too many humans died for that to stay a possibility, especially during the black plague)

"I have slipper shit"

"Good. Good yeah"

The demon noticed Janus' hand moving up to instictly play with one of his dreadlocks before his hand stayed hung in the air as he remembered he'd put his hair in buns and let his hand fall down to his lap once more.

There was a naseua growing at the back of Remus' mouth that gave him the urge to put his fingers deep in his throat and pull it all out. Gag and spit and puke and saliva and anything that could distract him. His sight became a bit slurred as he began to space out.

"Sex. Sex time. Let's go" He mumbled in a tone uncharacteristicly emotionless.

Remus pulled off his tank top without much fanfaire and threw it into the back of the car before turning to Janus. The human's eyes jumped between his chest and his eyes and Remus made sure to wait a moment until his eyes had stagnated a bit before leaning forward to let his lips meet the skin of the human's neck.

Janus' hands hung in the air before he slowly moved his hand to lay against Remus' bare back. He could feel the shoulder blade moving under his fingertips while his heart raced so fast he could hear it pounding in his ears.

The feeding had started, It wasn't much though. It felt like popcorn seeds were being forced between his teeth and pushed down his throat one after the other. Tiny tiny hints of food only making his hunger more apparent.

He let his other hand slip down past Remus' neck and slid his finger along the collar bone. The demon stopped kissing his neck to instead watch Janus' face as the human moved his hand along Remus' chest, his eyes enamored and face slightly flushed.

The demon placed his knee against the middle arm rest to get closer while pressing his hand against the window behind Janus to keep himself from falling over. He went back to kissing the human's neck, edging up to right where his chin stopped and cheek started.

In his mind he was thinking of the latest human movies he'd seen. Saw 1-10 was a real hoot. Great way to forget how hungry he was. His eyes glazed over as he moved his other hand to roll the human's skirt up so it bunched up around his waist. His lips kissed where the smooth skin turned jagged and uneven as he placed his hand against his inner thigh (he hoped it would go by fast) before sliding his fingers higher up until-

Until the feeding stopped suddenly and before he could fully notice it he felt Janus hands pushing lightly against his chest. Not in the soft almost careful caress he'd done before. His eyes were looking away to some spot on the dashboard as he held Remus away ever so slightly.

Remus didn't move back but he did stop kissing him to instead meet his eyes "Something wrong?"

"I had..imagened it differently. This is so cramped and" Janus' eyes flickered back and forth "I thought I was ready" His voice wavered just a bit.

The demon eyed the other man's face up and down "...How did you ever get that scar anyway?"

The look in Janus' eyes changed in an instant. There were sudden tears brimming at the edges with a just as sudden look of anger and disgust right behind the tears as he stared at Remus.

"What kiND OF FUCKING QUESTION IS THAT MID FUCK!?"

His voice wavered under the rage as he pushed Remus away hard enough to knock him back to his seat. His head hadn't even hit the window before Janus had opened the car door and slammed it shut behind him.

Remus gasped for breathe as he felt something crawl up his throat. He pushed the car door slightly ajar to hang his head out and puke onto the dirt underneath him. The puke was almost all stomach acid and water and the little feeding he had gotten from Janus must have disappeared down into the ground.

The rain quickly drained the puke away, Remus quietly watched it as it ran down to the edge of the hill before disappearing down the cliffside. Janus running away must have been a blessing in disguise because he would not have been able to hold back his disgust the entire way through. But had that been enough? Could he kill janus now? He glanced back at the seat where the knife was hidden...it was probably best to ask Logan first to be sure. He shuddered at the possibilities of what could happen to Roman if he came back with a dead but non sinning Janus.

If only Roman had been forced to do this instead of him. She would have known exactly what to do, what to say. He could have seduced Janus within a day. Everything would already be back to normal.

The seat where Janus had sat was still warm as Remus pressed his hand against it. He took a deep breathe and rested his head in his hands for a few minutes before putting on his tank top again and stepping out into the rain.

His body couldn't take him standing up so suddenly so he had to lean against the car as his sight spun and his legs trembled. Instead of screaming for his body to stop shaking he hit his fist against the top of the car.

He held his tail above his head to try and lessen the rain someway, at least the ground was all muddy and nice to skip through. The human wasn't anywhere in the parking lot so Remus sniffed in the air instead and followed the citrus smell to the other side of the road where the bushes growing were closer together and the ground uneven.

A hint of blue light came from somewhere between the bushes and Remus followed it to find Janus sitting on a log texting on his phone. He didn''t notice the demon so Remus decided to sneak up behind him and lean his arms over the human's head to shield him from the rain. He sucked in a big gulp of air before screaming

"BOO BITCH!!"

Janus didn't answer, he didn't even get scared.

"You're being boring"

Remus sat down beside him and stuck out his tongue to try and gauge a reaction, followed by silly expression, wild hand waving, poking his nose, farting and as a last resort making puppy eyes while pouting. Finally he tried poking at Janus but that only made the human smack his hand away.

"Oh fabolous idea! Really rub your grubby lil hands all over huh!? Very appreciated!"

The demon was pretty sure that was sarcasm. He tried to move his head to see the phone screen "Who you texting? Is it saaatan?? Done any sins recently??? Sins worth death???"

"You could never possible guess who Im texting, I just have such an unimaginable array of trusted allies and dear friends and I totally do not only have 1 singular friend at all in the whole world. I am just so fucking caked up with friends. schedules all packed!"

"......Have I.....Done something....?"

"No! Obviously not! Never!" Janus put his phone down and let out the longest of sighs "Cant you just drive me home? Or are you planning on stranding me here and letting me ruin my nice sweater even more. Fuck! I used my nice sweater for this you fucking asshole!!......Im kidding. I used my worst piece of shit shirt or someting. yada yada lies lies" his legs were bouncing so fast mud was kicking up onto his skirt "And don't you dare touch me!"

Remus didn't understand but he still replied "No touching, I prommy....but you missing out on me sexyli carrying you to the car so your shoes do not get worse"

"Please sweetie" janus rolled his eyes while standing up and dusting off the back of his skirt "Your arms are the size of cigarettes, I doubt you would ever be able to carry me. Honey you are allll legs"

"That's not true! Im also a penis!"

"You're doing a great job at thinking with it" The mumbled way Janus said it was a stark contrast to how he'd teased Remus before.

The demon followed the human back to the car with his tail between his legs. Even from just the small amount of time they'd been outside they were both still sopping wet enough to dampen the seats. When Remus saw his date shuddering he slammed all of the buttons on the dashboard until he found the heater.

"My friend says wet feet makes illness" Remus commented while thinking of Emile.

"Eureka! What a never before stated glimpse of wisdom. Be a dear and just start driving already"

The jazz playlist was still going as they began the drive home. Every now and then Remus glanced over to his date but each time he looked Janus was just sitting curdled up with his body leant as close to the car door as possible. His arms were around himself to try and gather warmth as he stared out the window.

"If I was making an army I would want you on my side be cause you're very mega smart" Remus said to try and cheer him up.

"Who cares about being smart when you can't do anything useful with it, or anything at all for that matter"

"...Well.....You can...say cool facts..."

The barely begun conversation died out into silence. That was Remus theory anyhow: that Hell must want to make sure that Janus lands in Hell so he can help them against Heaven somehow. It was the only thing that made sense for now.

It was a smooth ride home with few cars on the road which was a lucky coincidence because Remus had gotten so hungry his eyes were going in and out of focus the entire way. He stopped in the middle of the parking lot in front of the College campus and was digging around in his mind for a cool movie line to say to end of the date succesfully. Janus was already getting out of the car before he'd come up with anything to say so Remus ran after which only made his head spin.

"Wait! Janny boy! UHhh AHH Epic Date!?"

"I suppose I should say thanks for driving me. Tell me if I should pay you back for the gas-"

"Oh nah I stole th- NOpe! Not needed thanks! Ehh Do Do you not want me to walk you to your door?"

"As you can see I have my own legs so no thank you"

"When you wanna meet a-"

Janus pressed his finger against Remus' lips "Shush. Stay."

He moved his finger away and when Remus didn't say anything he caressed the demon's chin.

"Good boy. Now, Have a good night. Goodbye"

With that Janus turned around and walked away. Remus stayed standing there until his date had disappeared into one of the dorm houses.

His heart started to race. Oh Satan he'd failed. He'd- He wouldn't get to see Roman for however long. He thought it'd be over. He thougt he- Not Remy or Emile either. He couldn't know if they were okay. He thought it would be easy- It should have been easy.

His stomach growled and it was about then Remus completely dissociated away into a daydream where he could put The Manager into a saw trap without any consequenses. His body got back into the car and drove away from the campus and into the middle of town. Somewhere along the way he crashed into a mailbox and slammed his horns into the dashboard. It wasn't his car so his body just got out and started walking towards the nearest club he could see.

All of the sounds of humans talking and the faint music coming from inside the building were all muffled to Remus' ears. Everything was just shapes. Nothing tangetible. Nothing real.

Except for a sudden smell that made him break out into coughs. His eyes were still out of focus as Remus looked around while holding his hands over his nose. The smell was so sticky sweet it felt like acid was flowing into his nostrils.

Finally he saw a figure kneeling down beside a human that had fallen asleep on the lawn outside the club. Looking directly at it made his eyes water and the hairs on his arms raise.

It was a fucking Angel.

It had hidden it's wings and halo from the humans but Remus could see them clear as day. Stupid Angels always having their wings out, that's why he never summoned his. And with their just as stupid horns that went round their head to connect to each other, stupid them for being obnoxious enough to call it a halo.

It noticed him just as quickly and held up the water bottle as if to show him it was only here to help the humans. Remus in return hissed at it to which it fully opened up it's large wings to scare him off. He told himself he only walked away because he disliked the smell, he had humans to feed off of anyway.

#sanders sides #remus sanders #thomas sanders #tss #janus sanders #dukeceit #demus #what if you were an asexual succubus wouldnt that be fucked up or what

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clarajohnson · 7 months

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the magicians s1e9

not enough said about quentin addressing his reply to "j," not julia, not jules. did they call each other q and j. did they really decide to hurt me like that.

i find richard and his world so interesting and i wish he stuck around longer

"they get mean and take everything away"

again i just think alice is the most wonderful character, interjecting q's rambling to push toward a solution (so you lost something, what do you do when you lose something?), almost instantly as familiar with q's fillory as he is himself. i really struggle, at this point, to buy into their relationship but i totally think they're on the same wavelength.

"i'm literally becoming less cool with every word you speak" penny is very funny actually

i like that julia fucking up quentin's brain turns into "experienced in mental projection" like yeah this guy stabbed me two weeks ago he's got experience in surgery

"no, not a question, more of a correction"

eliot's little "shall we proceed, criminal element?" whew!

it's so wild how q sits down at plover's desk and he immediately starts opening up, like we literally get his first "my brain breaks sometimes" because he's just suddenly so emotional he has to contextualize himself

christopher plover is a very interesting character. i like when they deal with him, i'm not sure they even grapple with him enough.

do we know what julia went to school for? like regular school i mean. was it business?

love the fillory map i love it i love it i love it so much

martin is also a very interesting character! shit's fucked.

me every time plover is on screen: haha it's the guy from the nanny! oh mr. sheffield!

the way alice cares for/about beatrix kind of fucks me up

the world never did help a smart girl why would it!

cripes i forgot about the assisted suicide stuff with richard. i say it again! really interesting character!

guys was there a third chatwin kid or did i fully invent that. no i will not google.

this is such a good eliot episode

julia has chemistry with fuckin everybody. good for her. good for her!

never let it be said that the magicians won't fuck around with a gross dead body

yeah yes alice and children is an intriguing thread. girl hates arbitrary suffering! she loves to believe in a solution!

also alice's way of processing strong emotions being sitting ramrod straight with her arms crossed and refusing comfort... character of ALL TIME.

#fun ep!#unauthorized magicians rewatch #the magicians #text

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aeruia · 2 years

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Heyyyyyaaaaaaaa~‼️‼️

Venti x reader x Xiao bc I’m a sucker for poly relationships 😈😈 AND YOU 🫵🏼 YES YOU 🫵🏼 GET ME ASK BECAUSE YOUR WRITING IS GREAT 😻😻😻 now.. where you fall INLOVE with venti and like you have to leave to travel to Liyue but then you meet xiao and like you also fall INLOVE but when you like get home (Mondstat) you have to tell venti that u still love him but you also love xiao he’s like “Oh. You wanna date him??” And ur like “😨” but then you say yes and venti and u travel to Liyue and see xiao and like y’all get together Yk bc before u made a bond,,, and like here we are‼️ -inthebedroomhavingseggs/j-

If you don’t wanna do this ask, it’s ok. I care for ur mental well-being and your braincells 🫵🏼🫵🏼

THIS IS MY FIRST TIME RECIEVING AN ASK SO I HOPE YOU LIKE THIS AND I DON'T KNOW IF I DID IT RIGHT SO AND I THINK I MISUNDERSTOOD MOST OF IT BUT THERE'S SOMETHING RELATED ON THE ASK?

★. GENSHIN IMPACT

I LOVE YOU BOTH

CHARACTERS. . . venti x gn!reader x xiao

WARNING. . . ooc xiao because yes, reader uses they/them pronouns, grammar errors and typographical errors.

SYPNOSIS. . . i hope you had read the ask?

NOTE. . . this was in my drafts for i don't know how long, i hope you like this and cringe title i know, i think i mispronounced the reader and i couldn't find it because i was half asleep when i was writing that part. i'm so sorry

You and venti knew each other for a while now and were always in the tavern drinking your hearts out, not long ago you realized that you had feelings for venti. so you confessed your feelings and boom, you two got together! isn't sweet?

the two of you are together for a month now, venti would always help you do your commissions on the adventurer guild, he helped you on everything and you were thankful enough for it.

“ thank you again venti! ” you said and smiled at him, the two of you finished clearing out camps and helping citizens.

“ no problem! but i do want you to know ” the bard said and points at his cheek,

you could only chuckle as you kiss him on the cheek, “ there, that's your reward ”

venti giggle and makes his way to mondstadt as you did the same to collect your reward from katheryne and give venti some mora.

“ thank you! ” you thanked katheryne as you give her a close-eyed smile as she smiled back.

counting the mora as you were about to give the mora to venti when you saw him running away from the cats... poor venti you hurriedly put the pouch where the mora was placed as you run in the direction where he got chased by cats.

“ aha! There you are! ” Diona says as she picked up the cat and smiled while she glared at the bard and smiled once again when she saw you.

“ y/n! I'm so glad you're here ” venti said as he sneeze while looking at the cat, “ yeah, I saw you got chased by the cat so.. ” you explained and stopped midway sentence (even if it's not a sentence)

You two didn't notice diona started walking away as you hold venti's hand and goes in the opposite direction.

“ let's go, I still need to count the mora so I can give you half of it, ” you said as you dragged venti to your house.

“ I can't thank you enough for real. ” venti said sniffing as he looks at you. “ yeah? and i'm thankful enough the cat didn't scratched you. ” you said and grinned,

venti stands up and looks at you like “ i'm sorry, what? 🤨 ” venti rolled his eyes and huffed “ as if the cat can put their paw on me when i sneezed nonstop?? ”

“ they're grossed out, that's why ” you joked and giggled handing him the mora, “ for you to pay your unpaid wine in angel's share or i will tell diluc he should ban you from drinking there? ” you said trying to threaten the bard.

“ hahaha! good joke, darling. ” he said and laughed as he quickly grabbed the mora on the table and kissed you on the cheek before walking away.

you heard the door closed as you lay your head on the kitchen counter, you still haven't told venti yet that you will go to liyue for a commission that katheryne told you earlier when you were taking your rewards.

‘ maybe i will just write a note later.. ’ you said to yourself before drifting to sleep.

you woke up at the sound of someone shaking you, “ [name]! wake uppp ” venti whined as he kept shaking you.

“ what time is it? ” you said rubbing your eyes as you look at the clock and it's only 9:00pm, very shocking for you to see venti home early.

venti's eyes lit up when you raised your head as he giggled to himself and shows you a paperbag, “ a little gift from me! ” he said and raise his eyebrows up and down.

you tilted your head to the side as he shove the paper bag on you and smiled at you, “ i know you will be gone for a while! ” he said, “ and don't ask how i knew it ehe ” he added giving you his usual ehe.

rolling your eyes as you peek inside the paper bag and it looks like a keychain. “ let me guess, this is a keychain? ” you said confidently.

venti shrugged, “ I dunno, maybe?? ” he said playfully. you grab the "keychain" as you examine it. It's cute you thought to yourself as you smiled.

“ a barbatos keychain, really? ” you asked raising an eyebrow. “ what? don't tell me you don't like barbatos? ” he said huffing.

“ it's not that and i know you're barbatos because of... ” you trailed off as he just nodded.

“ i know! but like you know? ” he said making those weird gestures when a person doesn't know how to say the correct word.

you laugh at him and gave him a quick kiss on the lips “ I will always remember you, hell you can even fly to liyue. ” you said joking about flying to liyue.

venti chuckled, “ maybe flying to liyue to see you is not bad. ”

the two of you were now both tucked in bed as venti nuzzled on your neck and hugged your waist as he mumbles a goodnight before drifting to sleep.

you sighed softly as you heard venti snoring keeping you close to him. you quietly laugh as you look at the window and see the moon shine through the window.

closing your eyes as the dark swallowed your vision and drifted off to a night of good sleep.

venti grunted as he put a hand over his head before sitting on the edge of the bed, still sleepy as he blink. “ ah. i must have drank too much that night. “ he said to himself as he close his eyes to try and lessen the headache he was feeling.

. . . next day

he turned around and saw you're still sleeping as he smiles to himself before he stands up into the bed quietly. he walks on where the windows and he open the curtains to reveal the sunset.

venti squinted as he turn around trying to block the sun from his eyes. he blinked once more before giving a kiss on your forehead. “ i will cook breakfast for us. “ he said to himself as he gets out of the shared bedroom.

you groaned as you sniff your eyes opening wide. “ who could be cooking? “ you asked yourself as you sniff once again the aroma of delicious breakfast is making you so hungry that you quickly stand up and goes to the kitchen.

. . . a few minutes later

“ i smell breakfast here, “ you said in a sing-song voice as you saw venti on his apron his hair still disheveled as he yawns and laughs at you. “ it’s your favorite, “ he said and smiled at you putting it on a plate.

“ so that’s why it smells yummy “ you joked and grab the plate putting it on the table as venti puts more food on the table and a drink. the both of you started eating as you look at the clock and it was just 7:00 A.M you still have more time to prepare.

. . . . . .

venti is the one who finishes eating first as he stands up and walks out of the kitchen to fix his hair and take a quick shower.

on the other hand, you're still eating as you take your sweet time to finish your food and drink while venti walks into the kitchen again looking more charming.

“ wow, who’s this pretty boy? “ you teased as you stand up, taking the plates on the table as you put them on the sink venti laughed and sneaks behind you as he kiss the back of your neck.

venti moves away from you as he goes to your side and looks at you before saying something, “ time flies so fast you should get ready now! “ he said energetically. “ i will be the one to do those dishes okayy? “ he added taking the plate away from your hand as he smiled and push you into the bathroom.

After that, i cannot think of more scenarios

walking out of the bathroom as you heard venti singing in the kitchen as he wash the dirty plates.

“ wash it carefully! “ you shouted, reminding him as he replied a yes before going back to singing. as you walks to your shared bedroom as you saw your clothes laid out on the bed.

‘ venti must have done this.. ‘ you thought as you smile at yourself as you wear the clothes that venti readied for you with a big smile on your face. he really knows your style.

looking at the mirror as you admire yourself and complementing yourself non-stop is just chef kiss.

“ love! are you done? “ venti shouts outside of the bedroom as he knocks. “ uh, yeah! one second! “ you replied fixing yourself quickly as you grab the comb and brush your hair while you open the door seeing venti with shades on and a bag.

“ what’s with the fit..? “ you asked him confused. “ duh? i will be going with you! mondstadt to the stone gate. “ he said sheepishly. you shrugged as you nodded “ alright, i won’t stop you “

. . . . . . .

you two gets out of your house as you walks on the adventurer guild while venti just follows you as he greet people on the streets.

“ hello, katheryne! good morning. i’m here to take my commission on liyue. “ you said to the lady in the adventurer stand as katheryne just smiled at you and give you a piece of paper.

“ give this to the other katheryne which is in liyue and she will give you the information you needed from your commission. “ katheryne explained as you take the paper out of her hand.

“ alright.. thank you. “ you said putting it in your pocket before waving goodbye to katheryne as venti did the same.

you and venti were walking as you and venti bumped into noelle holding a crate as she smiled at you both. “ hello,[name]! “ she greeted as she put the crate down.

“ seems like you and venti are going to travel? ” Noelle asked because of not so big bag venti was carrying. you nodded as you have a little chit-chat with noelle. while venti just did everything to distract himself.

“ ah! we really need to get going and you should get going too, folks must have been waiting for you,” you said, remembering that you need to go to liyue and noelle has some duties she needs to complete.

noelle smiled at you as she said she was sorry for stopping you and venti as you just said that she has nothing to sorry about before continuing going for on a walk.

few hours later. . .

“ love, come on... wouldn't gliding be faster? ” he said how many times that you could count.

you stopped in your tracks and turned around to see venti exhausted from the walk you two did, “ you have been saying the for like a whole 1 or 3 hours! ” you said looking at him as he just sit on the ground.

“ come on, no time for resting, and the stone gate is nearby then I can just walk alone to the nearby inn. I heard wangshu inn is getting near,” you said trying to drag venti and his big ass bag.

the sun was about to be out as he groaned while you were still trying to drag him but eventually give up on dragging him as you sit next to him on the ground.

“ we're just a mile away from the stone gateeee ” you whined laying your head on his shoulder.

“ just a bit of rest here? even we're on the path just a little bit of rest I promise! ” venti said.

you both (venti) got the rest he wants and longed for as the both of you continued to walk.

the sky was a hue of orange with white as the both of you were now in the stone gate you both take a rest before continuing to walk to the near inn, which is wangshu inn.

after resting. . .

the sky was now just dark as you both got near the inn that you two will stay in for the night. you and venti were talking about what time he will go back to mondstadt and assuring him that he won't need to worry about you.

“ are you sure? ” venti asked for the third time as the two of you are walking down the stairs.

“ yes, i'm sure! ” you reassured smiling at him as he calmed down and just nod before whining about him being hungry.

you think of how childish maybe and how cute he could be as you both keep walking on the stairs ( you both didn't know there's an elevator if that's what you called it)

the called yaksha (xiao) was just about to go to his room as he saw both of you talking and laughing, xiao could tell that boy you were with was familiar to him.

he didn't go near the both of you as he paid no mind to you and venti and just think that you and venti are just a cute couple that will visit liyue.

you checked in on the receptionist as the one that was on the reception said she was verr goldet.

you nodded and thanked her as you walk outside and see venti looking out on the balcony.

“ hey, love! I got the key. you should put your bag in the room too that looks heavy. ” you said and pointed at his bag.

the bard nodded as he followed you into the room and put his bag down.

he sighed as he sits on the floor looking at you while you unpack your bag. you are planning to stay here then just go to liyue to finish the commission then go back to mondstadt.

a few minutes later you heard venti whining as he stands up and hug you from behind, “ did you bring food? or there's food here in the inn? i'm hungryyy ” he whined as he lay his head on the top of your head. ( imagine he's tall 😍😍 )

“ i think i saw a kitchen here and they have a chef to try looking there while i unpack my things,” you said smiling as he nodded and walk out of the room.

meanwhile on xiao's side. . .

he was laying in his bed thinking about the man he saw when he was about to go to his room. xiao could tell that it was a bard from mondstadt just because of his strange clothing.

xiao was curious about the mortal he was with, speaking of mortal why he is hanging out with them? xiao shakes his head he shouldn't jump to conclusions because he just saw a familiar face.

sighing as he sits on the edge of the bed as he stands up and walks out of his room. closing his eyes as he breathes the fresh air and looking down to see you.

you were looking outside to look at the beautiful place you were in right now, it's impressive that they made an inn, in a tree.

xiao observe every movement you did even though he was just outside his room.

“ [name]! ” a voice called out as the source of the voice was the man you were with, now that he's thinking about it he does look really familiar to him. by just the looks and his clothing could it really be venti..?

he was lost in thought as you and venti were talking about how the food in the inn was delicious and that he wanna ask the chef for some recipes.

“ alright, alright you can ask the chef in the morning since that's the time you will be leaving and I will be fine I swear,” you said and assured him that you will be fine as you push him inside again and walked into the room.

xiao's thoughts were cut off by you and venti leaving since it got really quiet outside.

“ I shouldn't think about them,” he said to himself as he keep convincing himself that the boy you were with was not the same as the person he saved him by just some music he played that time.

Next day. . .

it was now morning as venti packed his important things and left the wangshu inn to go back to mondstadt since he needs to perform. (he performs everyday so he can pay for his wine/j)

“i will be going now! “he said before walking out of the room and close it. now you were alone on the room as you sit on the edge of the bed and sigh thinking on what to do since it’s still early.

‘ since it’s still early maybe i will explore liyue..’ you said in your mind as you stands up and fix yourself before going out of the room as you walk out of the room locking in as you put the key on your pocket.

you checked your small bag as you were sitting near your door digging through your bag. ‘ah... where is it..’ you thought digging through your bag. you stopped looking for a minute as realization hit you. ‘...i forgot i just need to summon my weapon’ you said to yourself, dumbfounded as you close your bag and stands up walking away happily and skipping away as if you just didn’t dig through your bag to look and find your weapon.

ha you thought no one saw it? xiao did 😈😈 he literally looked at you in a weird way ( not really weird but weird way ) as he just teleported to his destination as you were walking happily like nothing happend.

you were not that far from wangshu inn since you can still see the inn far away. you grab your map as you look at where you are now, its still farm from liyue but the sun is just rising.

“ yep! more places to go ” you said yourself as you put back your map on your backpack and continue to walk on where liyue is.

walking for a few hours was like walking all day to go to liyue! it’s really exhausting that you just wanna rest under a tree and not worry anything, but then a hilichurl was now aiming for you. ‘ what a good reminder that i cannot stay under a tree and not worry anything because of these things. ‘ you thought as your polearm and slashed the hilichurl in an instant. you don’t even need to use your vision on this weak creatures. it will be a hustle if they are in groups and you necessarily need to use your vision.

you throw your polearm on the air as it disappears into thin air as you continue your journey to liyue. the sun was now up and you were middle of nowhere but you tell you are near liyue.

in liyue. . . ( i don’t want it to make it even longer please 💀)

you were panting as you saw liyue in your own two eyes. ‘ finally! i welcome myself to liyue. ‘ you said to yourself and walks on the entrance of liyue.

liyue is really pleasing to look at, the sound of the waves, people chatting and kids playing and laughing is just so pleasing to listen to. you are starting to like liyue as you tried to look on where the adventurer guild is while you run into someone.

“ lumine, look! it’s [name]! “ paimon said pointing at you, looking around trying to find something.

lumine look at paimon and you. “ is that really them..? “ lumine asked trying to be sure it’s you. when they first met venti, venti’s mouth won’t stop babbling about you and how kind and beautiful you were when you two were still not together.

“ why would i even point them out if it’s not them!? “ paimon said and stomping her feet on the air. “... you got a point, i guess “ lumine said and walk towards you as paimon followed.

“ hey, [name]! “ lumine said cheerfully and smiled at you, you turned your head on who it is and it’s the traveler. “ oh! hey lumine! “ you said and waved at her while she wave back. “ what are you looking for? “ lumine asked you, “ adventurer’s guild, i need to give an important paper on liyue katheryne. “ you answered explaining.

“ ah, i see so katheryne sent you here “ she mumbled and take your hand and drag you to where the adventurer guild is.

you thanked lumine as you give her a small amount of mora. “ i hope this will help even it’s just a small amount of mora since i’m still kinda low on mora.. “ you said and smiled.

“ it’s fine! i’m really thankful for this! “ the blonde traveler said as she smiled at you.

you nodded and wave a goodbye to lumine while you walk on the adventurer’s guild on saw katheryne there standing.

“ hello, katheryne! i’m here to give this to you, “ you said and take the paper out of your pocket a give it to her.

katheryne take the paper out of your hand as she opened it and read the letter or whatever is it on the paper as katheryne just gave you a marked map. ‘ i suppose this where i will go.. ‘ you thought and ake the map out of her hand and you gave your thanks before walking away.

“ kinda far. “ you deadpanned and fold the map and put it on your small bag.

liyue katheryne didn't really explain it or put in into details so you don't really know what you will look for or what you're gonna fight. maybe it's a treasure?

‘ treasure is too luxurious ’ you said to her mind as she walks on where wangshu inn is, there's no due date or deadline of the commission, she will just do it tommorrow and leave by the morning again.

‘ it was getting dark soon, i should move faster so i can go back to the inn without a hustle and won't encounter more dangerous creatures here. ’ you were tired on walking for hours and you needed to walk for hours again, you're sure you will be sleeping on the floor today because of exhaustion.

. . . . . . . .

the sun was nowhere to be seen on the sky which means it's getting dark obviously and you were now in guili plains. ‘ i feel like i was faster than before, ’ you said to yourself feeling proud.

guili plains is an open space. you could definetly see if there's a ruin guard or something nearby, there were even treasure hoarders resting or whatever.

after walking for hours you reach your destination, wangshu inn.

“ i made it! ” you said to no one but to yourself as you walk into the small(?) stairs and sit there to catch your breath.

xiao teleported down the wangshu inn since he was done with his duties and wanna check if there's anything wrong or everything is fine, until he saw you there sitting. panting catching your breath.

“ i'm so beat upp ” you said obviously tired and not aware of the yaksha's presence. “ wait i think i have a water in my bag.. ” you said talking to yourself.

you grab your bag and opened it digging through your stuff again and saw you water bottle. “ aha! there it is. ” you said and opened it and drinking the water.

xiao didn't mind you at all or even forgot you were there as he just checks if everything is fine down here and the people is doing great.

you put your bag strap on your shoulder as you stand up to make your way on the reception when you saw someone checking on things.

he has medium dark hair with teal undertones. you tried to recall a memory when you were talking to lumine when he visits mondstadt once again.

lumine told you about an adepti was staying on wangshu inn. lumine even described it since she was really excited to tell you about it all.

now that you think of it, it looks like the vigilant yaksha lumine talked to you about and you remember she said that he was a cold person and doesn't really talk to mortal a.k.a humans.

you didn't realize you were staring at him for so long that he looked at you, you turned away as if you weren't just staring at him before walking away and goes up the stairs.

the yaksha could only huff, he would admit you were really pretty since it was his first time really seeing you "up close".

time skip a BIG time skip because this long af

you were on the crossed out place since you just followed the map katheryne gave you and come to think of it you were now in qingyun peak.

‘ i think this is the destination.. ’ you said to yourself as you look at the map and your right this is the right place and maybe just walk farther away from the tree and you saw a camp of treasure hoarders. the camp is not really the guarded and you can see where the chest is.

you tried to think of plan on how you will invade this or just like " yo, i'm getting the chest " yeah not a good idea.

“ yeah, you know what? ” you said to no one as you summoned your polearm and jump at the camp while the treasure hoarders were startled but they got serious in a second.

they were not that many so you can handle most of them.

you finished them off by just throwing (maybe) fire on them using your polearm. you gracefully land on the ground as you tried to look for the chest.

“ did the chest get burned too...? i hope not please don't be burned ” you prayed and you saw the chest shining there's no damaged on the chest as you cried out and thanked the archons.

“ xiao, i know your there. ” you said firmly standing straight as xiao jumped off the tree. you got pretty close with xiao ever since you unexpected popped up out of nowhere on the top of wangshu inn holding an almond tofu while waiting for him.

xiao still dislike you pretty much. he is still trying to forget about the feeling he would feel when he would see you.

“ not bad for a human ” he said and crossed his near his chest while you were opening the chest and looking for goods and the thing to give for katheryne.

you just shrugged it off and said “ i know i'm pretty much strong ” confidence lacing your voice.

“ you're boosting your own ego too much... ” he blankly said as he disappeared in thin air.

‘ that damn yaksha. ’ you said to yourself angrily as you walk out of the camp and tried to find an easy way to go to liyue.

you had reach your destination, beads of sweat is forming on your forehead but you didn’t mind as you dig through your bag again to give katheryne what she was looking for.

she thanked you before giving a you good amount of mora and some artifacts, you thanked her before going to leave liyue and check out on wangshu inn since you will need to get back to liyue and venti must been missing you so much right now.

you need to leave xiao and you hope you can visit wangshu inn everyday but you can’t to that since it’s far from your homeland. not that far but it will take you hours just to get to wangshu inn you know he will understand it.

xiao was waiting for you to come back, he was in the balcony when he saw your figure walks on the near table and sit on a chair to rest for a bit, xiao teleported to where you were, you were startled as you jumped out off your sit.

“ damn boy don't do that it makes me feel like someone is here to take me to celestia ” you said wiping your mouth with the back of your hand as you close your water bottle.

xiao brushed it off as he look at you straight away as you were taken aback at his sudden staring.

“ what? ” you asked, “ i know your leaving tommorow. ” he said blankly, you didn't denied the question and you nodded “ yep, i am going back to mondstadt again. ” you said and smiled, you saw a glint of sadness on xiao's eyes but you didn't pay it no mind as xiao disappeared into thin air again.

“ every time. ” you said as you grab your bag and walks upstairs to go to your room and pack your stuff so you can just leave and give the key back to verr goldet.

Next day. . . and you were on mondstadt now ( i'm not gettinf lazy but I can't put it more into details so sorry 💔💔 )

“ ah! home sweet home! ” you said happily as you stretched out your arms as you walked in the city of freedom and going into the cathedral.

you were just one step away to see the cathedral and barbatos statue as you saw your lover performing when he saw you on the crowds waving at him as he gave you a smile.

pointing at his back which means that you will be waiting for him infront of the cathedral before walking away.

the bard just finished performing as he bowed on his audience and thank them before running off to see you infront of the cathedral.

“ [name]! ” venti yelp as he run towards you and embrace you. “ i missed you! ” he said hugging you tightly as you just laugh. “ well i'm here now! ” you said and hugging him back.

“ let's go home, i have something to tell you ” you said and step back as venti whined.

you two walk peacefully and arrive at your house.

venti closed the door as you take your shoes out and hang your bag, you take your usual slippers(shoes idk) and you wear it.

“ what do you wanna talk about? " venti asked and sitting on the couch.

“ you know i love you right? ” you asked, sitting next to him.

venti is confused on your question but he nodded, “ yes. why? ” he answered. he was nervous on what you will say next.

“ i met someone in wangshu inn and i think you know him? ” you asked once more. “ hm? who? ” venti asked.

“ his name is xiao, ” you said. “ oh the vigilant yaksha? what's with it? ” venti asked.

“ i know it's wrong for me to say this but i fell in love with him. ” you said embarassed as you look away. “ ah.. so like you wanna confess then date him? ” venti said.

you never look at him so fast when he said that, your eyes widen as a smile was painting your face.

“ yeah.. but your agreeing? ” you asked and looked at him,

he nodded, “ yes, i am. we can go to xiao again to see him. ” he said and stands up going to the kitchen before taking a wine.

“ but first.. wanna drink with me? ” he said and shows you the wine. “ you didn't grab it on angel's share while kaeya is distracting diluc? ” you asked since you never buy wine.

“ ahaha.. why would i?! ” he said and sweats. “ just asking “” you said and walks into the kitchen to join him on drinking it’s been a while since you have a drink.

you both drink peacefully and venti just asking questions how did your journey go and you honestly answering his questions. after a few hours of drinking and venti questioning you, he fell asleep his head on the counter while holding the bottle of wine.

you stands up and go to your shared room to get an extra blanket for venti and put it on him so he wouldn’t get cold and if he woke up he would just come in the room and sleep with you.

Again, timeskip

it’s been 3 days since you left liyue and xiao was still waiting for you to come back even there’s a small possibility that you won’t comeback since you did your job here in liyue.

little did xiao know that you will come back with your lover.

. . . .

“ venti, your taking way too long what are you even doing? “ you asked as you look at the clock while venti just got out of the room. “ i just packed some stuff! “ he said as he drag his bag out of the room.

“...” you were speechless but you didn’t say anything as you just walk out of the house followed by venti.

“ wait! “ he yelled fixing his bag before running out of the house to catch up with you.

the two of you reached wangshu inn, when the it's about to get dark which means you and venti were lucky to get in wangshu inn safe and don't need to fend off those hilichurls.

“ finally! we're here! ” venti said happily as he drop his bag on the ground before stretching. ,“ and to be honest my back hurts. ” he added as he grab his bag again to follow you.

no one talk when you two were on the elevator ( let's call it elevator since I don't really know what to call it 💀💀 ) it's fine since you both had a comfortable silence sitting with you and venti.

you checked in as you thanked verr goldet again before going to the room verr assigned you both.

“ ooh, two beds! ” the bard said as he drop his bag on the wooden floor and jumps right away on the bed.

you smiled at his enthusiasm while you just sit on the edge of the bed looking out at the window. you were thinking what would be xiao doing right now?

doing his duties? killing demons? you don't really know since the only thing he said to you is that he slay demons and that's all. you never knew so much about him but you know a little bit about him that you assume that he was a friend of yours.

you see him as friend and developed feelings and he sees you as, you don't know maybe he see you as a friend too? your thoughts got cut off by a certain someone snoring, you turned around to see venti snoring and sleeping peacefully while smiling in his sleep.

walking off the room as you can hear venti shuffling on his bed before snoring again. you closed the door and you are on the balcony looking at the sight infront of you.

there are so many stars shining and the moon stands out, it wasn't a full moon but you like to look at moons when you think too much to the point you will have an headache.

you feel a presence in your back but walks to your side and lean on the railings. “ hey, xiao. ” you greet the male not looking at him but you can tell it was xiao.

“ i missed you. ” he straightforwardly said to you as he looks at you and there's butterflies in his stomach when he looks at you.

he always ask himself what is this feeling he would always feel when he's near you or whenever he would see you. he really can't understand what's going on inside of him.

“ wow? is this the xiao i know? “ you said teasingly as you grinned while he just looks away.

you laughed as you hit him on the shoulder “ come on! it's normal to miss a friend. i missed you too! ” you said happily and smiled at him.

his face reddened as his keep looking away. “ friend? is that how you see me? ” he said calming himself before looking at you.

confused at his sudden seriousness as you blink a few time before replying to him. “ hm? what do you mean, xiao? ” you asked.

the way you just say his name just make his heart flutter, he could go crazy.

he rolled his eyes as he just about to walk away when you catch him to hold his wrist. “ can you uh.. maybe stay for awhile here with me? ” you asked sheepishly.

xiao didn't deny your request as he stayed with you on the balcony for awhile. you two have a comfortable between the two of you as you started to talk.

“ hey, i know this is all of the sudden but, i like you. ” you said trying to not be awkward as you look at him.

xiao was taken aback and shocked from the sudden confession. “ don't you already have a lover? ” he asked looking back at you, you nodded as you explain how your lover (venti) agreed.

“ oh? so he really is venti ” he mumbled. “ huh? ” you said confused. “ nothing. it doesn't concern you. ” he said. “ ah.. alright, what's your answer then? ” you asked. “ hm, i guess i like you too. ” he said sheepishly and look away.

you had a smirk on your face as you look at him. “ what? ” he asked as he caught you smirking. “ hmmm? nothinggg just wanna ask if you wanna you know? go a date with me and venti? ” you said and smiled.

xiao rolled his eyes as he nodded. “ I don't have time for those kind of things but i will make this an exception. ” he said and crossed his arms before disappearing and you were left alone.

you yawned as you didn't mind xiao leaving before going back to the room as you saw venti still sleeping peacefully. you walks towards his bed as you kissed him on his forehead before going to your own bed and sleeps.

next day. . .

venti was the first one to wake up as he moves into your bed and cuddle with you and waited for you to wake up.

you stirred awake as you saw venti laying on the same bed with you cuddling and snoring lightly. you smiled at him as you yawned trying not to wake him up.

“ how's your sleep? ” venti asked as he nuzzled on your hair. “ it's good because i dream about you, ” you answered his questions with your cheesy pick up line.

venti just laugh at your answer as he release you on his tight hug and stands up.

“ come on, let's take a quick stroll not far from here! ” venti said joyfully as you sit up on your bed and stretch your limbs up before standing up.

venti was the first one to get out of the room while you were still standing there and looking straight, zoned out.

he peeked his head on the door as he saw you just staring at the literal wall, “ [name], helloo?? ” venti asked as he looks at you, you were always like this when you woke up.

“ yeah, just walk out of the room if you're done having a staring competition on the wall. ” he said, before closing the door and goes to the balcony.

the noise of the door closing snapped you on your zoned out state as you shake your head. “ why am i even looking at the wall ” you asked yourself as you tried to comb your disheveled hair with your fingers.

you walk out of the room and close the door before going into the balcony seeing venti looking at the scenery infront of him, he has this habit just staring at the scenery calms him.

“ so how did the confession go, love? ” venti asked, looking at you. “ well, not bad. he likes me back too. ” you answered and look away whistling. “ i could see by just looking how red you are getting. ” venti teased and laugh.

“ oh yeah! i forgot, i said to xiao that we will be having a date! ” you said and smiled. “ is that so? i should prepare later then, ”

the two of you chattered happily as the time flew by it was now in the afternoon, of course you and venti had breakfast before all of that chattering.

“ i will be waiting in our room, just call me! ” venti said and goes to the room disappearing in your sight as you just sighed and called xiao name out.

you were left alone as you felt a presence behind you again. “ you called? ” xiao bluntly said. “ yes, yes i did. i hope you didn't forget about the date, yes? ” you said and turned around to face him.

xiao scoffed as he answered yes. “ ah, great! i will call venti ” you said and smiled before going out of his sight.

after you called venti, venti started talking to xiao and catching up for awhile, while xiao just listened at his nonstop chattering. hell, he even talk about how sometimes you go with him (venti) and play lyre with him.

“ i'm allergic to cats, by the way. ” venti random said to xiao. “ you're sometimes random.. ” xiao mumbled as he saw you preparing a picnic?

“ guys, i prepared something! ” you yelled and clapped your hands. venti's eyes lit up as he saw the food and drinks laid out.

after that, venti just targeted the drinks and a bit of the food. xiao just lay on a tree as he just listens to what's happening.

“ aAaAaaAaaa, wineee ” venti slurred as he keep chugging a bottle of wine.

“ maybe, it's not a good choice to bring wine.. ” you mumbled, as you regretted taking out two bottles of wine.

“ that's enough venti! ” you said as you tried to take the bottle off his hand.

after hours of trying to take the bottle out of venti's hand you successfully got the bottle of wine in his hand as he whined.

“ i will carry him. ” xiao spoke after hours of him not saying a word. “ huh- are you sure? ” you asked.

xiao nodded as he picks up the bard and put him on his shoulder as if he was a sack of potatoes. you cleaned up everything as xiao waited for you to finish while venti was snoring.

you finished cleaning up as you clean yourself up before standing up and nodded to xiao, to say that you are finished and he can now go walk back to wangshu inn.

. . . . . . . .

it was a pretty long day but atleast you had fun, even it's not a date. atleast it's memorable for you and venti and maybe xiao too.

“ it's getting late, i should sleep now. ” you said to yourself as you look one more time at venti and he was sleeping peacefully, you smiled and quickly laid down on your bed.

closing your eyes as dark engulfed your vision. you hope it will be another good day for you, venti and xiao and maybe xiao won't be as cold as he was that time.

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live "tweet" books with me (via the Goodreads progress bar) pt. 4 and 4.5 The ACOTAR series by Sarah J. Maas

(I didn't do the entire book for acotar or acomaf so I'm putting them both here, I'm also putting Frost and Starlight here bc it's so short. I did all of Wings and Ruin so it will be a whole other post)

A Court of Thornes and Roses

I'm reading this book again and praying it will keep me out of a reading slump

Feyre saying she hates the smell of books is WIIILLLLDDD...the disrespect smh

I know that Tamlin turns out to be the scum of the earth but I can't remember if we still like Lucian...I hope we do bc I love him and Fayre's bestie vibes

RHYSAND IS THAT YOU!!! BESTIIEE

GAG

Lucian really said "I'm getting THE FUCK outta here" he has zero patience for their bs

bribery for a kiss is gross...boo Tamlin

Rhys is the high lord of night court, right...like he's the one leaving heads in gardens? cause like if so SLAY

Rhys don't be a snitch, it isn't a good look

Nesta's important later isn't she? cause her following fayre is not nothing

The way that this is like millimeters from being a standalone book will never not be hilarious.

A Court of Mist and Fury

Rhys crashing her wedding is annoying (kinda bc she clearly didn't want to get married) but also so slay of him

I love it when characters throw shoes...a very underrated form of micro mirco mirco troup

you are saying a lot of names...all of them slightly familiar...I've very excited"

live laugh love....Lucian siding with Feyre bc I love him and I hope he stays on her side

referring to themselves as males and females is a little too omagaverse for my liking

ngl yall I miss Lucian...like fuck tamlin he's a bitch but Lucian has never done anything wrong in his life

giggling blushing kicking my feet

I didn't know Tamlin was gonna side with the evil king guy...but I KNEW and I'm not at all suprised

I wish I had read this years and years ago when I started it the first time because OH MY GOD

(See part 5 for Wings and Ruin)

A Court of Frost and Starlight

Feyre using "older than Rhys" as a measurement of time is my new favorite thing

period positivity or whatever but I HATE HATE HATE when it's talked about in books...makes me uncomfy

Az is so sweet trying to not get invested in Elain but seriously dude, kick Lucian out of there

Sweet Azrial...if you don't get Elain a gift I'll throttle you

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHAHA Cassian can tell when Nesta is reading smut

every Cassian chapter is just him angsting after nesta...just kiss her already

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JUST SAY MAN...I love these books but every time I read the word male I want to throw them all over a cliff

hehe drunk Cassian and Feyre: the best siblings-in-law ever

a court of Frost and Shadows: 232 pages of everyone and their mothers cockblocking Rhys and Feyre

Lucian...I love you, go away

Rhys, Cassian, and Azrial having a snowball fight every year on Solstice for 500 years is the cutest thing I've ever read...I love it when grown men do cutie-pie things

these people are hundreds of years old but istg they act like their 10

YES CASS GO GET YOUR GIRL

Nesta grow the fuck up

RHYS IS GIVING FEYRE HIS MOMS DRESSES STOP IM SOBBING

I love Rhys and feyre, I do....but I'm dying for Nesta and Cassian content pls

I'm gonna be honest...this had almost zero plot...got to see all the cuties doing cutie things tho...so that's a plus

#acotar #a court of thorns and roses #a court of silver flames #a court of mist and fury #a court of wings and ruin #a court of fey and flowers #feyre archeron #rhysand #morrigan #azriel #goodreads #live tweet #fuck tamlin #nesta archeron #nesta x cassian #feyre x rhysand #elain x azriel #elain acotar #amren acotar

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charizardstolemynickname · 1 year

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Season 3 episode 2 reaction babyyyy!! Part 1 (i hope of 2)

I will just go straight into this, AH

NO ARE WE STARTING WITH THIS SCENE!? FUCK YOU, I CAN'T HOLD BACK TEARS FROM KING'S FINAL WORDS ANYMORE

Lilith using hooty as a form of jetpack is making me laugh, I am sorry. BUT LILITH I AM SO GLAD YOU ARE OKAY, I love you dearly YOU TOO HOOTY. God what a way to start the episode. I assume it will be the counter pov to the Human Realm. So I think it will be Eda, King, Collector, Lilith and Hooty pov? OO that's fun! And it will have ep3 as the final, both sides reunited?

HOOTY NO! LILITH! COLLECTOR KIDDO, NOT COOL, DON'T DO THAT, GODDDDDD WHERE DID YOU PUT THEM!?

RAINE IS ALIVE! Hallelujah! I was getting worried they would die because they used their last bit of energy saving Eda, BUT EDA AND RAINE LIVE ON!

HARPY EDA IS BACK LADIES, GENTLEMEN AND OTHER GUESTS! SHE IS BACK AND RAINE IS SMITTEN!

God no, the curse, shit, well nobody thinks to plan emergency potions when the world IS LITERALLY BEING RIPPED APART, fair enough

Oh woah, Luz is in this episode, huh, well that's funky! Well there goes my idea, but damn, I am excited. MAYBE TIME WORKS DIFFERENTLY IN DIFFERENT REALMS, oo

"This Mama is hungry for vengeance!" "Now THAT is a fight I'd watch" took the words out of my mouth Gus, HELL YEAH, GO KICK BELOS' BUTT CAMILA

.....Okay, LISTEN, "The collector is evil blah blah" YEAH, well, maybe not, BUT THEY HAVE DONE BAD ACTIONS... However this version of bonesborough looks cool! Well, not cool, maybe nostalgic? Reminds me of children's lullabies, SO I LIKE IT!

Turning people into dolls tho, that's bad

Belos! Always lovely to see your.... slimey, gross, figure! But lets not kill innocent butterflies, alright pal? And damn, you get hallucinations of your brother? Also this feels like common sense BUT DON'T CLONE YOUR BROTHER WHO YOU MIGHT HAVE KILLED?! LIKE THAT DAGGER LOOKS VERY LIKE YOU KILLED HIM WITH IT PHILIP!

My guy starts melting and says "I need a new body", like just deal with it, humans only get 1 body, stop getting several! Leave some for the rest of us. damn.

Camila, Gus and Willow just having a conversation trying to find the best way to support Luz awakened something inside of me, especially the "He wasn't disappointed in me, but I didn't want to fail him" LIKE DAMN, WHO IS SPYING ON MY LIFE TO MAKE THIS TOO DAMN RELATABLE

"Don't worry about me, like Gus said, I'm the reliable one" 1) AGAIN, WHO IS SPYING ON ME and 2) I have heard that one before Willow AND I KNOW YOU ARE 1 MORE "Are you okay?" AWAY FROM SOBBING, its okay Willow bestie, you can cry too

I hope we find out what Luz's Palisman hatches too soon, I am wayyyyyyyy too impatient for this, I AM DESPERATE

THEY GOT MATCHING JUMPERS AND HOOTY GOT A MATCHING BOWTIE?! FUCKKKKKK, nobody touch me, I am sensitive right now, GOD this found family is so important to me!!

"I will find Eda and King, no matter how long it takes" "ITS EDA AND KING" fucking hell Hunter way to ruin the adventure (/j) (Yes I did start laughing when Hunter said that)

..........Okay, erm. Well. Collector. I see what you have done. And, I question your methods! As this feels like, idk, maybe a tad illegal and morally wrong? Idk though might be wrong, but turning people into dolls is erm.. less quirky and more, wrong.

......................Okay. Right. I DON'T THINK MASS CONTROLLING EVERYONE TO PLAY PRETEND WHILST YOU BE A HERO IS VERY MORALLY GOOD EITHER! Listen, I get the urge to play hero and so and so, I did that as a kid! WITH DOLLS! WHO WERE ALWAYS, DOLLS! NOT HUMANS! God, you truly are a kid, you would be like, 5 in the human realm. WHERE IS YOUR MUM!?! DAD?! PARENTS?!

Fucking Plant Lady Coven head having to play Eda and (seems to be) the only one not controlled by the Collector and not be a doll, is fucking hilarious, 10/10

"Eda has a more, cool-aunt vibe, who pretends to be all cold-hearted but actually cares a lot" SEE, THANK YOU COLLECTOR, THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING SINCE DAY 1

Oh! Well. Most directors when they don't like the actors just fire them, but you do you Collector!

CAMILA ALSO JUST LOOKING AT KING AND LOVING HIM IS SO REAL, I adore him too Camila, don't you worry

WOAH ALL THE STUDENTS ARE OKAY?! Damn. That's one good school. Well, apart from the 2 that didn't. And all the staff went. BUT STILL, poor kids though. THEY ARE JUST KIDS. Also damn, we start to like Bump and that poor guy hasn't had a break since

...I don't even want to talk about that "man-tholomule" joke

THE BUMP STATUE IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN, 10/10 Bump and Eda would approve, "Princy Bump"

ED MY PAL, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU, "not empty! There were rocks at the bottom!" God I missed you Ed

Talk about being haunted by your past, damn Belos, you've killed a lot of people bro, oh and "Oh shut up!" IS NOT A GOOD RESPONCE TO SEEING THE GHOSTS OF WHO YOU HAVE KILLED. it is funny tho.

AMITY'S MUM!? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE. God, you really have 0 morals huh. YOU ARE ACTING AS THE COLLECTOR'S MUM!?! Listen I know your kids hate you BUT YOU DIDN'T NEED TO REPLACE THEM WITH A BEING WHO IS TRYING TO DESTROY ALL WITCHES IN A WEIRD WAY!

"Clean the planet and scorch the air" Well that might be useful later!

I will ignore ALL of the corruption happening at Hexside right now BUT HOOTY! AND RAINE! AND EDA! AND DARIUS! AND- Yeah I'll stop now BUT YEAH

EDA THANK GOD YOU AREN'T A WEIRD DOLL, and sweetie, I get wanting to visit your partner BUT YOU'VE GOTTA STAY SAFE! All the coven heads (except plant lady) Being weird security now? Kinda cool! Confusing, but cool!

WOAH LILITH! WHAT HAPPENED TO BEING A DOLL?!... And no longer being ginger, and having long hair? I am very confused BUT HAPPY YOU AREN'T A DOLL!

....Okay I know they are probably comedic relief BUT LILITH AND HOOTY'S FRIENDSHIP IS REALLY IMPORTANT TO ME OKAY!

"With her real family" HUSH EDA, YOU ARE APART OF THAT REAL FAMILY

"You are actually a great leader" "Did you have ever have any doubt in your mind?" "Yes. Many many doubts" fucking mood Gus, you always get the greatest lines. I am stealing this

WOAH BELOS MY PAL, I get that your "grow your own clone" guy wasn't ready yet, BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU STEAL RAINE'S BODY YOU PRICK

.....Don't say that about Flapjack HE IS STILL ALIVE, HE WILL MAKE IT.... RIGHT?!

I knew you were 1 step away from a breakdown Willow, I have been on that path don't you worry

AND I JUST REALISED I WENT OVER HALF THE EPISODE AND THIS IS A REALLY LONG POST SO, part 2 in like, half an hour

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brekker-by-brekkerr · 2 years

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What bothers me about the love <triangle> is that I feel like in the end once again Steve will be the one who’ll lose. I love how people in the fandom see the layers of his relationship with Nancy, of how her guilt was what split them apart instead of her just finding out she was in love with J or something. The way N&J got together was so gross my best friend who ships them started saying that they were “sabotaging” J so Steve could be the best guy. It made me so sad because I couldn’t talk to her about it anymore and I’d even gave up shipping Stancy so she’d stop hating on Steve. But then this season they showed Nancy still feels something for him. It’s not even subtle, what I can’t stand though is that it seemed like the writers were just using them both. Her problems with J seem to be very easily solved since it’s “the end of the world”, and I feel like they’re doing it so Steve will sacrifice himself for the girl he’s always loved. Sorry I just feel alone in this opinion but very upset about it too. 😞

people who say they're sabotaging jonathan confuse me bc like he's been a bad character since day 1 lol the moment he started taking pictures from in the bushes that painted a pretty clear picture. I'm sorry your friend made you feel like you couldn't ship stancy :(

on the topic of the triangle and how it ended this season, i actually have a lot of hope! i think if there was no chance of a stancy endgame, we would have had some conversation where nancy shuts steve down, maybe even in the moment when he tells her basically she's his dream (when i tell you i screamed that moment was so good oh my stars). the jancy reunion felt very wack and the way they're basically both like "I'm glad you weren't here" and then try to smooth that over, and the fact that jonathan is still being dishonest with her, it gives me hope that maybe they'll both amicably split ways next season. their interaction at the end felt weird and like neither of them felt comfortable being honest with the other. nothing was really solved.

I'm hoping that the writers aren't using them, but instead have realised jancy isn't as great as they thought, or that they've been planning stancy for a while, because that would be great. I'm also scared of a Steve sacrifice, but I'm choosing to be cautiously optimistic about stancy next season with the way things left off. i still understand feeling scared/apprehensive about it. it would be so messed up if they were just using stancy and don't intend to go anywhere with it other than killing Steve.

#anti jancy #anti jonathan byers #stancy #vol 2 spoilers

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cassandrajoybellbittner · 5 months

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All It Took Was One Look - Chapter 17

*Warning Adult Content*

Aiden

"OMG... I'm so sorry I wasn't there for you," Jeanine said going all banshee status on me again.

It was Sunday and I was in my room relaxing listening to music, thinking about Liam when my door swung open banging against the wall.

I jumping out of my skin thinking it was Brent here to beat me again but instead I see J running towards me screaming about something with tears in her eyes.

She tackled me crying on top of me, so I patted her back reassuringly, ignoring the pain of my bruises she was disturbing.

"Damn Jay you should try out for the football team," I wheezed.

Her face was buried in the side of my neck as she wailed.

I heard her chuckle a little before she slapped my shoulder without removing her head.

"Don't make me laugh asshole," she said, stifling into my neck.

I laughed wrapping my arms around her waiting for her to calm down.

"I'm so sorry Aiden," she kept saying over but all I could do was just kept telling her it was okay.

Soon she sat up, her butt resting on my thighs as she looked down at me with the most depressed face.

"Oh my goodness Jay, it's going to be fine. I mean I didn't want it to get out but what else can I do? It's too late anyway so... it whatever," I said trying to convince her and myself.

She shook her head and wrapped her arms around my neck tightly.

"I should have been there," she cried.

"I could have helped you out, been there for you more than Eric. I'm a girl I could have given you a hell of a lot more moral support," she exclaimed scolding herself.

I shook my head. Eric. I haven't talked to him for a while since I was thrown out of my cozy closet.

I understand though, he thought it was gross.

"Hey, I had his back that day but he ran off and I couldn't find him," a deeper voice said.

I snapped my head over to the door and saw Eric standing there his hands in his pockets and a sheepish smile on his face.

I bit my lip from grinning like a fool. He was here. It meant the world to me.

"Eric," I whispered happily and he supped me with his head.

"Aiden, man." He walked to my bed sitting on the edge his elbows resting on his knees and his hands clasped together.

"So, how have you been?" His brown eyes never flickering from mine. I smiled.

"I'm good." He nodded and there was a slight awkward pause till Jay interrupted it.

"Oh my Jebus. He's gay, Eric and you know now so quite being a douche," she told him and he gave a slightly offended face.

"I'm not being a douche," he complained to her before looking over at me guiltily.

"Honestly I knew or more like suspected it."

My mouth was hung open along with Jay's.

"You did? And you didn't say anything?" I cried.

"Well I mean you never had a girlfriend, you never even tried to flirt, plus every time I mentioned a hot girl you would get this nervous fidgety, twitchy thing going on so I just connected the dots but I was waiting for you to tell me. I would drop subtle hints at you but you never got them," he confessed rubbing the back of his neck sheepishly.

Jay and I stared at him for a while before we both tackling him down.

"Yay," Jay said.

"Thank God," I said happy he didn't think I was disgusting.

I wrapped my around their necks pulling them closer to me happy as a clam.

"You guys are the best friends a gay guy could ever have," I said as they chuckled.

"The three musketeers," Jay added.

"Here, here," Eric yelled.

After we just hung out in my room till my mom called us to dinner.

Jay and Eric decided to spend the night so we could all go to school together.

I hadn't told them about Liam yet, still not sure what that was all about.

He said he we were friends but I don't how that happened.

He acted like he hated me a while ago so what the hell change?

Walking to my locker Eric on my right and Jeanine on the left, gave anyone who though they were going to mess with me a death glare.

I felt loved, there was a permanent smile on my face.

Once at my locker there was wet paint covering over all the graffiti that was written on my locker from before.

I heard Jay start cursing at how everyone was an asshole in this school and how she would love to rip their heads off.

Eric just had a grim face as we headed to English.

They sat next to me as the some of the students gave me dirty looks.

The teacher came in placing his stuff down and told the class to settle down.

His eye scanned the room till his eyes came to rest on me.

He gave me a small smile before starting his lesson.

What the hell was that? Eric and Jay noticed as well and gave me questionable looks as I shrugged.

Class was okay, the teacher had to send some guy out for throwing things at the back of my head but that was it.

I had history next and sadly I was all by myself on this one but they came and dropped me off none the less.

Jay was concerned and told me to call her if something happened while Eric was trying to get her to calm down.

"Come on Jay, let the man go to class and quit the coddling," Eric whined as Jeanine glared at him.

"I'm not coddling... I'm concerned. He has to do this all along without out is there, so excuse me. I just wasn't him safe," she crushed me in an iron grip hug.

"Jay... I c-can't breathe," I forced out and she let go with a sheepish grin.

"Ha-ha, sorry," she backed up a little till Eric grabbed her wrist and pulled her away.

"Come on," dragging her feet on the floor she was still facing me.

"Call me," she said, using her fingers and mimicking a phone to her ear.

Shaking my head I smiled before going into class.

Taking a seat I kept my eyes down on my desk, pulling out my paper and pen, keeping to myself.

This is how the rest of my day went, keeping to myself ignoring peoples offensive names they were throwing at me.

Lunch was even worse, Jay was glaring at everyone who look our way or whispered about me.

I had to tell her to calm down a few times.

"No Aiden their pissing me the fuck off," she growled and I nodded my head.

"I know, I know but there's nothing we can do," I told her.

Right then someone threw a packet of BBQ at the back of my head.

Yelping in surprise I gasped as it drenched my hair.

"Ah," I whispered quietly to myself as I heard laughter fill the cafeteria.

"What the hell?" Jay yelled hopping from her seat and glaring at whoever threw it.

I didn't even try and turn around I was just frozen, my mouth hung open and my eyes staring at my tray.

"Oh... so you like to throw stuff jackass?" Jay went and grabbed a packet of ranch from my tray and threw it back, I heard him grunt before he exclaim.

"What the hell's wrong with you?"

"What the hell's wrong with you?" Jay fired back.

I kind of tuned them out and Eric came around the table and wiped the BBQ out of my hair.

"Oh look, he has a gay lover," someone yelled causing more laughter erupt in the cafe.

"Oh, stuff it ass-wipe," Eric roared at them.

"Come on Aiden," he said softly and I slowly got up and followed him out of the cafeteria.

"Sorry," I said softly and Eric looked at me shocked.

"Sorry? Sorry for what? You didn't do anything wrong," I shook my head.

"I just knew this was going to happen and I don't what you guys being hated by the whole school because of me," I stated as we entered the bathroom.

"Dude we're best friends and nothing's going to change that. The whole school can eat shit and choke on it for all I care."

I couldn't help but smile at that.

"Now let get this crap out of your awesome hair."

I was leaning over the sink washing the stuff out when the door burst open.

Turning my head I saw Liam rush in with Dom and Jay behind them... Jay came rushed forward and helped me wash.

"What are you doing here?" Eric asked Liam.

"We came to see if he was okay," Liam said taking a step closer to me but Eric stood in his way with his hand out.

"Why the hell would you care?" hackles raised Eric stood his ground.

"Look Tanner," Liam's voice dropping frighteningly low.

"Move out of my way or I'll do it for you," he growled.

For some reason I felt his anger and it didn't sit well with me.

I felt like I had to calm him somehow so I straightened up and shook my hair sprinkling everyone in the bathroom.

Jay screeched covering her face while the rest just flinched but that didn't stop Eric and Liam's standoff.

Sighing I walking in between them pushing them away from one another, ignoring the delicious shocks coming from Liam.

His intake of breath was a sign he felt it too.

I looked up through my wet fringe.

His eyes were focused on me, turning that misty yellow again.

A warn feeling festered in my stomach from them, I yanking my hand from his chest I stepped back out of shock.

"Aiden," he said taking a step forward and I shook my head.

"Liam," I warned him.

I really don't know why I was warning him to keep his distance, I just knew that if he did try and get close I would crumble and there would be nothing stopping him from having me and I didn't want that right now.

He somehow understood and nodded at me.

"Are you okay though?" he asked concerned and I smiled.

"Yes Liam, thank you for coming to see if I was," his face softened.

"Always."

"Okay... what's going on?" Eric said a frown etched in his face.

Turning to him I shrugged.

"Well... h-he's been kind of helping me lately with all this," I confessed hesitantly and Eric's frown deepened.

"Really?" he turned his gaze over to Liam who nodded.

"Yep."

"When you guy were gone last week Liam was there, he had my back," I said smiling back at Liam.

The bell shrieked loudly making all of us jump and Jay came up beside me and we hooked our arms together.

"Well time for Anatomy," she said.

"And thank you Liam for taking care of our boy, even though you squashed him a couple weeks ago."

Liam rubbed the back of his neck with a guilty smile on his sexy pink lips.

"Yeah, about that... I'm sorry," he apologized to me and I waved it way.

"It's fine, it over and done with. In the past," I reassured him.

We headed out of the bathroom and I realized my hair was socked and dripping all over my shirt.

I was just about to go back and grab some paper towels till they were magically in front of me.

"You'll be needing these."

I looked up to see Liam holding them out to me.

Smirking I grabbed them.

"Thanks," I said and dried my hair.

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Once Upon a Witchlight: Episode 46 (SPOILERS AHEAD)

This episode was SO DAMN ROUGH, BE WARNED GUYS!! LITERALLY ALMOST CRIED FROM IT FR FR

I'M NEVER GOING TO EMOTIONALLY RECOVER

OH NO, TECHNICAL ISSUES WITH THE BEAN FOOTAGE

Haha Andy and Gary Goodberry! Yes!!

ANDY GOT ROASTED BY GARY

Gary has had four wives confirmed /j

Andy is so gender, like bro give me some fr fr

Hootsie plush is so cute

Andy get off ya phone, Nikkie is DMing /j

Blue roses? Like the ones in Twig’s eyes?

OH FUCK, THERES A JABBERWOCK STATUE

Blue and red roses mixing together? I wonder what that's for

Jabberwocky vs Jabberwock debate, personally I don't care which they say cause it's literally a one letter difference.

These dudes can do either so much in one in-game day or absolutely nothing in one in-game day, no in-between lmao.

“Torbek feels bad about eating all those cookies now” Bro don’t feel bad, she practically force-fed ya like five of ‘em

I love Nikkie’s cool ass leather jacket this episode, girlboss fr fr

Torbek has IBS, that's totally something he'd have with how much of a garbage disposal he is, bro eats rubber hoses, feathers, dirt, literal trash water, basically anything he can get ahold of and expects nothing bad to happen

GRICKO STOP, IF TORBEK PUKES I'M GONNA PUKE FR FR (I HATE PUKING SOUNDS)

Frosty totally is a weird trick or treater, bro gets excited over black licorice and math

Old man frosty needs his glasses to read, such an old man

“This must be what Gricko feels like all the time” BUUUUURRRRRRNNNNN!!!!

Torbek can't read (T-T) I would definitely read to him :(

I bet money that the Vorpal sword is the one Skabatha wrote about in the wanted poster for that “Billy of the feywild” guy

WE NEED A HERSHEY PARK ONESHOT FR FR

Gideon being coaxed to try and rip the sword from the stone is so funny, i'm surprised they didn't call him a bitch lmao

Vandalizing private property is more important to Kremy then the multiple times they've ALL done indecent exposure

Father divorce arc 2: electric boogaloo /j

Torbek drinks water like a dog, bro just sticks his whole face in it

YOOOOOOOO NAT 20 FOR PULLING THE SWORD OUT OF THE FOUNTAIN YEEEEEES

My fire dad is so cool!!

“Im not afraid of this” Famous last words from Gricko considering what i’ve heard happens at the end of the episode

Torbek back at it again with the “alleged” public masturbation charges

Polycule watches Gideon masturbate and have done it before /j these dudes are so dumb, but I love em

My S/I would be grossed out at the idea though

Take “getting head” to a whole new level /j

Andy’s hair is so gender, I wish I had hair half as good as his fr fr

When they all started singing kiss from a rose I legitimately choked on my pomegranate seeds because it caught me so off guard

Gideon ranting about final fantasy is so funny because i can see my S/I being like “What the fuck are you talking about, Gid?”

ANOTHER NAT 20, GIDEON IS REALLY PUTTING THE FIRE IN FIRE GENASI THESE PAST FEW EPISODES

OH GOD, THE FOUNTAIN IS CUMMING ITSELF AFTER LOSING ITS HEAD

PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON GIDEON

“Help me guhlump” Suggestive Kremy + Gideon moment

ANOTHER NAT 20??????? OMFG

Richie doing the “Okay, Okay” to Nikkie is SO DAMN FUNNY, TWINS FR FR

Gricko chasing Torbek around with the Jabberwock head is so family coded

TRY PAINTING THE ROSE ON THE SWORD PURPLE FOR GODS SAKE

I love it when Torbek gets all smart and talks with big words

B&E is a family activity, They all take my S/I for their first crime and end up at an ice cream parlor

Gricko is a good dad, so supportive of Hootsie and all her stuff

Kingdom hearts reference yessss

Torbek once again references Agdon Longscarf again with the whole “Take it from Torbek, you can't get red out of blue” thing

Ooooo, who's the little girl???

SHE'S PLAYING WITH KNIGHTS MADE OF METAL, GLASS, WOOD, CLAY AND BONE!!! THAT'S THEIR THINGS FROM THE BEAN FOOTAGE!!!! ALSO SHE'S HAVING THEM FIGHT A STUFFED JABBERWOCK?? FORESHADOWING???

Ah yes Kremy, insult the mysterious child to her face

SHE'S SO CUTE, I LOVE MORGANA (Persona 5 reference???)

She’s sus tho, why is she in the desert??

Gricko… Hootsie would absolutely destroy the toys, don't let her play w them

Gideon being very brutal to the poor girl >:(

Her grandmother doesn't want her to see the prince anymore??? VERY SUS

Torbek making friends is nice :)

OH MY GOD SHE KILLED GIDEON, HE'S A MARIONETTE TOO

SHE TURNED TORBEK INTO WOODY, WE GOT TWO SOUTHERN MEN NOW

Keep the snake in your pants Torbek, please

OH GOD SHE’S TURNING EVERYONE INTO DIFFERENT THINGS

CHUCKLES IS BACK, YAAAAAAAAA YYY!!!!

Torbek stepped on his “snake” lmao

FROSTY’S A MIME YESS, TWO CLOWNS!! NOW ALL WE NEED IS KREMY TO BE SOMETHING AND THE WHOLE FAM WILL BE TRANSFORMED

Also my S/I would be freaking TF out about everyone being turned into weird things, like three seconds away from a mental breakdown freaked out

Derek is too good at being a mime, bro really has 100+ different skills

KREMY AND GRICKO, STOP BEING MEAN TO THE BABY GIRL

MACHO MAN GIDEON SAVAGE!!

TRANSFORM MY ALLIGATOR DAD MORGANA, MAKE HIM SUFFER

MR. POTATO HEAD KREMY WITH A BROOKLYN ACCENT LMAO

OH FUCK, SHE KILLED CHUCKLES

Kremy shitting out a new mustache and new top hat made me literally choke

PRINCESS GOBLINETTE!!!!

She's changing mime frost, i really liked that one

Torbek lost his damn snake omfg

If I was also changed, I’d want to be a squishmallow fr fr. I love those fuckin things

FROST IS A KEN DOLL, OMFG SHE'S HAD KENOUGH

YAY BRET’S BACK!!!!

“Let's find out, can you open your ass?” HHSHSHSHSAHAHAHAA YESSS

Bret’s house and Torbek’s “snake” is in Kremy’s house lmao

“It's hiiiiiiiiiiigh time we come up with a plan” OVERWATCH REFERENCE FROM TORBEK??

I love goblinette so much, mikey does such a funny girl voice

Twig has her eyes back!

“Whattya think fellas, we whack grandma?” MOBSTER POTATO KREMY LMAOOOOO

Has Twig always been a puppet??? Or is Morgana just being a lil silly and thinking OUR Twig is HER Twig cause she’s a BROWNIE!!

Gideon and Torbek immediately trying to summon Bullyjugs is so damn funny, fuckin pervs! /j

Torbek being shoulder deep in Kremy’s ass lmao “There ain't no eyeballs in this ass!”

Chaotic polycule fr fr, I love these goofy bitches

IS MORGANA TASHA? NIKKIE SAID “You cannot see that boy anymore Ta- I mean Morgana, you cannot see him!” AND SHE HAS SISTERS LIKE THE FOUR HAGS AND IS THE BABY!!

I really like cowboy Torbek, He is very funny and the accent is really nice

TWIG IS A PERSON, NOBODY OWNS HER >:(

YAY, TWIG IS COMING WITH DA PARTY!

“Make like a tree and get da fuck out of here” HA

OH FUCK, WE’RE IN AN HOURGLASS AND NIKKIE IS USING HER BAVLORNA VOICE (I don’t think its Bavlorna though) WE’RE GONNA GET CRUSHED BY SAND

OH FUCK, THE JABBERWOCK

The Jabberwock figure looks so cool!!!! Whoever painted it did a really good job

NATURAL 20 FOR INITIATIVE FROM GIDEON!! SOMEBODY CHECK HIS DICE FR FR /J

“I'm last with a 13” Nah Andy, I rolled a damn 12 with a +0 so I’M last (I like to roll for shits n giggles uwu)

NAT 20 FOR KREMY ON A DEX SAVE AGAINST THE JABBERWOCK (I rolled a 16)

HOOTSIE GOT A NAT 20 TOO!!!!

38 POINTS OF DAMAGE TO ANYONE WHO GOT A 17 OR LESS??? BRO I’D ALREADY BE DEAD (My constitution is 17 with a modifier of +3, idk if I’d actually be dead but it would be hella funny to imagine I take one attack and boom I’m dead)

I think at max, I’d have 43 health so while alive I’d be VERY HURT (5 health remaining)

FROST AND I ARE ALREADY DEAD AND GRICKO IS CLOSE BEHIND, BRO WE’RE FUCKED

Why the hell does it want the chess pieces????

Good idea using cure wounds on Frost, he’s waaay too OP to let die.

Frost using magic circle on Fey creatures just gives me a funny/sad idea of since satyrs are technically fey creatures, my S/I being left for dead outside the circle with the Jabberwock by accident.

DAD N0000000, GIDEON DIED!!!

TWO AUTO DEATH FAILS FOR GID NOOOOOOO

*Ominous jazz starts playing* I love my alligator dad

“Come get me ya big bitch” Kremy protecting his family!!!

JDDJSJJSDDJ (T-T) TORBEK TRYING TO REASON WITH IT MAKES ME SO SAAAAAD, PROTECT THAT MAN AT ALL COST FR FR

GIDEON FUCKIN DIED

KREMY NOOOOOO, BOTH MY DADS AND I ARE DEAD

GRICKO IS TRYING TO SAVE HIS DAUGHTER AND TELLING HER TO RUN AHAHAAAAAAAA (T-T)

FROST TRYING TO STOP IT AND HE'S CRYING, THE MAN WHO NEVER SHOWS EMOTION IS CRYING

BEATING TORBEK WITH KREMY’S DEAD BODY, WHY NIKKIE WHY???

KREMY FUCKIN DIED, IM SO SAD

TORBEK IS TRYING TO GET GOREBEK OUT TO PROTECT HIS FAMILY, HAHASASHFKSHFN (T-T)

WE’RE ALL SO FUCKED MAN, SO DAMN FUCKED

TORBEK IS DEAD, NOOOOOOO MY GIRLFAILURE BESTIE!!!!

“Torbek burbled in his pants” “I heard they do that” ANDY, GIDEON STOP TALKIN BOUT DEAD PEOPLE SHITTING THEMSELVES

DON’T YOU DARE KILL HOOTSIE NIKKIE, I SWEAR TO THE GODS

GRICKO GOT A NAT 20 BUT NIKKIE DREADED IT

HOOTSIE GOT A NAT 1 AND GOT FUCKIN KILLED, MY HEART NOOOOOO

WE’RE ALL SO DEAD

THE JABBERWOCK KILLED ALL OF US AND TOOK OUR COMMUNICATORS, WHAT A DICK

Nikkie is gonna rip Mace’s iPad in half haha /j

#self ship #self shipping #self ship stuff #self ship community #self insert #*cries so hard*#canon can suck my metaphorical dick #a family can be a bunch of criminals and their adopted satyr child

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You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate!

right yellow. Oould be daisies. Don't we need those? Oopy that visual. Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move. Say again? You're reporting a moving flower? Affirmative. That was on the line! This is the coolest. What is it? I don't know, but I'm loving this color. It smells good. Not like a flower, but I like it. Yeah, fuzzy. Ohemical-y. Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby. My sweet lord of bees! Oandy-brain, get off there! Problem! - Guys! - This could be bad. Affirmative. Very close. Gonna hurt. Mama's little boy. You are way out of position, rookie! Ooming in at you like a missile! Help me! I don't think these are flowers. - Should we tell him? - I think he knows. What is this?! Match point! You can start packing up, honey, because you're about to eat it! Yowser! Gross. There's a bee in the car! - Do something! - I'm driving! - Hi, bee. - He's back here! He's going to sting me! Nobody move. If you don't move, he won't sting you. Freeze! He blinked! Spray him, Granny! What are you doing?! Wow... the tension level out here is unbelievable. I gotta get home. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! Ken, could you close the window please? Ken, could you close the window please? Oheck out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out. Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this. What was that? Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This... Drapes! That is diabolical. It's fantastic. It's got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies. What's number one? Star Wars? Nah, I don't go for that... ...kind of stuff. No wonder we shouldn't talk to them. They're out of their minds. When I leave a job interview, they're flabbergasted, can't believe what I say. There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out. I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it. I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me. Wait! Stop! Bee! Stand back. These are winter boots. Wait! Don't kill him! You know I'm allergic to them! This thing could kill me! Why does his life have less value than yours? Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement? I'm just saying all life has value. You don't know what he's capable of feeling. My brochure! There you go, little guy. I'm not scared of him. It's an allergic thing. Put that on your resume brochure. My whole face could puff up. Make it one of your special skills. Knocking someone out is also a special skill. Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks. - Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night? - Sure, Ken. You know, whatever. - You could put carob chips on there. - Bye. - Supposed to be less calories. - Bye. I gotta say something. She saved my life. I gotta say something. All right, here it goes. Nah. What would I say? I could really get in trouble. It's a bee law. You're not supposed to talk to a human. I can't believe I'm doing this. I've got to. Oh, I can't do it. Oome on! No. Yes. No. Do it. I can't. How should I start it? "You like jazz?" No, that's no good. Here she comes! Speak, you fool! Hi! I'm sorry. - You're talking. - Yes, I know. You're talking! I'm so sorry. No, it's OK. It's fine. I know I'm dreaming. But I don't recall going to bed. Well, I'm sure this is very disconcerting. This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you're a bee! I am. And I'm not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me. And if it wasn't for you... I had to thank you. It's just how I was raised. That was a little weird. - I'm talking with a bee. - Yeah. I'm talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me! I just want to say I'm grateful. I'll leave now. - Wait! How did you learn to do that? - What? The talking thing. Same way you did, I guess. "Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up. - That's very funny. - Yeah. Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh, we'd cry with what we have to deal with. Anyway... Oan I... ...get you something? - Like what? I don't know. I mean... I don't know. Ooffee? I don't want to put you out. It's no trouble. It takes two minutes.

TH E HELL !???????????????????????????? DI D YOU WRITE T HIS ? TERRIBLE AUTHOR .

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oh don’t worry ABoT can definitely be a weekend read, i just read it start to chapter 39 from 2am to now (and still got a solid 8 hours of sleep somehow) ! couldn’t put it down honestly. amazing job at reconceptualizing the characters in this worst case scenario alternate universe in a way that feels believable and not contrived — not pulling any punches (ritsu and teru are … pretty awful, in particular) but not in a sensationalist dead-dove-dont-eat way at all which i really really appreciate. teru and ritsu are awful but ultimately sympathetic because they really do feel like natural extensions of their character arcs had canon played out differently. it would’ve been really easy to take this and make it into either an Everyone Is Evil I Am So Edgy story or a But They All Come Together Through The Power Of Friendship, so thank you for not doing that! while reigen is my favorite, i love ritsu & teru’s relationship — it’s so nuanced but well developed. cant wait to see what happens next!

(ABoT)

Oh you get it

Oh You Get It........

Hahahhahhhhhaaa.............................................

Literally when I saw the first ask before you sent the follow up, my first thought was like "!!!! you get it! gosh I wish that woulda applied to all those people from 2017-2018 who labeled ABoT torture p//or/n" but I wasn't gonna actually bring that up because like even talking about that time always feels like I'm putting myself on the defensive.

But.... god haha yeah..... I didn't write anything for almost 3 years after that. I thought about ABoT every damn day for that almost-3-year hiatus. It was already planned out! It had an ending! It just made me so sad because I believed I couldn't come back to it because I couldn't Do This Again.

It was just... utterly heart-breaking, utterly devastating, downright confusing how this fic which is so focused on the slow and messy and hard work of recovery was being branded "oh it's sadistic twisted fucked-up torture p//or//n of children and the author is a sick fuck".

I know it's dark!! It's dark and no one has to read it and I've tagged it for the things that are dark and I put content warnings in front of every chapter! But it's dark because I care about how much a tiny flicker of light can mean in the darkness.

I... care about media that doesn't just brush traumatic happenings under the rug and go "so that happened, anyway." I care about trauma that isn't ignored. I care about the characters who can't just brush it off - who come out worse because of it - I care about them and what the slow and ugly and sometimes backwards progress of recovery looks like. I care about characters who absolutely Fuck Up and face consequences for it. I care about characters who are messy and need time and cannot be fixed with a single nice word. I care about making the audience care about what the characters have lived through, and how it hurt them. I'm rooting for all the characters in ABoT. They're all trying to find their own flicker of light in the dark. I care so so so so so much about that.

And it absolutely destroyed me to see a whole group of friends in the fandom (who, mind you, were annoyed with ABoT for a while. I saw their posts show up when I searched 'ABoT', and who tried to pin a couple problematic labels on ABoT and couldn't get anything to stick until 'torture p//o//rn") rip apart ABoT's reputation because ALL they needed to say was "ABoT is an au where Mogami kidnaps and tortures Mob for 4 years. It's awful and gross and problematic and don't read it and if you do YOURE problematic."

And I saw it time and time again (again, in the ABoT tags! in MY tag, sometimes.) Someone would make a post like "if you're an ABoT stan don't follow me" and some clueless anon would be like "whats ABoT" and they'd answer the above and that was it. No one wanted to risk getting into "problematic" stuff so people just accepted it. Even more neutral people didn't have the time or reason to investigate that further and just accepted it, assuming whoever was speaking had read it, even if in reality none of them had.

I got death threats. They made hate-blogs of ABoT. They made memes shitting on ABoT. They spammed the ABoT tag and the phantomrose96 tag. They spammed sandflake's tag and drove them away same as me. They raided and spammed the ABoT discord. They made posts celebrating how long it had been since ABoT updated. They made posts trying to accuse me of pe//do//philia (for NO reason. NONE. NO REASON. NO EVIDENCE. It was just an effective word to get people run off the site. and luckily that accusation died because there was literally nothing to base it on.) ALL the while framing what they were doing as totally in the right because they were JUST calling out torturous child-abusing fic.

I really tried. When all this started, I stopped tagging anything ABoT related with m/p/100, so I wouldn't bother people. If I found ABoT art tagged with m/p/100, I'd wait a day to reblog it so it wouldn't accidentally rise high in the tag and bother people. Sometimes I WOULDN'T reblog art because I didn't want the artist to risk getting threatened. I mostly stopped talking about ABoT on tumblr, so I wouldn't bother people.

But it fucking gets to you after a while. I started believing they were right. My mental health was extreme garbage at this time (for reasons unrelated to this all) but that meant I couldn't brush any of it off. ABoT was kinda the one little spark of joy I had at this time and then I just. Didn't anymore. It got taken away.

I would write every sentence through the lens of my worst critic. I tried SO many times to start chapter 25 back in 2018. I could only get a page in at most. (Originally it was going to be the mall movie theater scene that ends up happening in chapter 27) and I'd balk at jokes I was trying to write. There was going to be a joke about the movie being a sort of in-universe Twilight, where the two love interests uncannily resembled Ritsu and Teru. And I froze up because. Was that problematic? If Teru was seeing the movie because Mei wanted to, was that sexist? If Teru himself wanted to see it, was that homophobic? Was the Twilight reference problematic? Was the joke about the love interest resemblance problematic? Would the irreverence of the joke be problematic? Would this be what they get me on? Would this be my undoing? Would this be the final nail in my coffin?

I found these old drafts somewhat recently and they are just. Lifeless. They are so barren of any kind of passion or heart. I re-read it and see just how painful it was to get from one sentence to another. I was burnt out and afraid of every word and those drafts would never ever have worked.

Hell, when I did write chapter 25 for real, in 2020, I gave up entirely on making it the movie scene. Trashed that. Started from scratch. That well was far far too tainted to draw from.

I just. aaa. aaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Sorry for the long post but ahhhhhhh. I gave up my favorite and most meaningful hobby for almost 3 years. This was still happening in 2019 when season 2 aired, when I hadnt been truly active on Tumblr for ages and hadn't touched ABoT in years. JUST so they could be sure to taint the well again and tell any new fandom comers to stay away from ABoT. I had no spoons and no spine for it so I just, let that happen, and unfollowed the ABoT tag. I still haven't seen season 2.

I'm so SO glad I figured out how to come back to it in 2020, and that people have been so supportive, and I mostly try not to talk about this stuff but. it fucks with you. it fucks with you a lot.

I'm just really happy to have been able to come back to it.

#ask #abot #lengthy post #[image transcriptions are in the alt text]#i just sdhjsdhsdhhjhj thank you I care so much about making it meaningful!!! i care about the bright spots and i care about exploring when #its okay to not be okay i skshjshjshjhjhjhjhhj #i got myself a little worked up but im good

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