[Tony wakes up after Bucky has a nightmare]
Tony: What-what happened?
Bucky: I'm killing Sam.
Tony: What? You're gonna kill Sam? All right, car's gassed up. That's good. Guess I could home-school the kids 'cause...
Bucky: No, doll, the sparring is killing him.
Tony: What?
Bucky: The one I do with him every day.
Tony: Oh. Gotcha.
Bucky: Good God, Tony. You had all that ready?
Tony: What? I'm just being supportive.
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(Aziraphale is calling Crowley to invite him out somewhere)
Crowley(totally lying): …Oh, I can’t make it. A…dog is biting my leg.
Aziraphale: You can bring the dog if you want?
Crowley: He doesn’t want to go.
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Girl at the Hard Deck: Hey, cool glasses!
Bob: Thanks. I need them to see.
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and what if i make the evil caretaker gap moe. what if i make him cute. yeah. YEAG
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Apparently some people are upset because Leatherhead will be voiced by a women (Rose Byrne) in the new Mutant Mayhem movie.
Alright, if y’all are so upset about that then I guess these iconic male characters bother you too?
Because, SURPRISE, they are voiced by WOMEN!
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i’m so normal i’m so normal im so normal i
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[Steve wants to talk to a hidden Tony]
Steve: Buck, do you know where he is?
Bucky: 712 Forest Lane, blue house with a little flamingo on the lawn.
Steve: Wow. Stalk much?
Bucky: Yes.
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Jason: Are you still mad because I missed your eighth grade graduation? I told you, I had business!
Damian: You were in jail!
Jason: IN JAIL ON BUSINESS!
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i had this drawing of teen louise sitting on my desktop tht i didnt know what to do with and then i saw this post and IMMEDIATELY sprang into action
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"Back to you, Andy!"
"No, back to you, Ollie!"
Here's an adorable Commission I had the absolute pleasure of doing for @babsvibes for @seemoreseymoursbay week. Yes, I know I'm posting it super early, but I just had to!! Look!! It's the Pesto Twins and they're so flipping adorable 😭❣️
I feel so honored that I got to do a Comm for Babs for a fandom event. I feel as if when you're an artist and you get to do a Comm for Babs for a fandom event, you've made it.
[ID]: Digital fanart of Andy and Ollie Pesto from Bob's Burgers. They are shown from the waist up, and Andy is seen from a regular view, whilst Ollie is seen from a complete side view. Andy has one eye open and is winking with the other, whilst Ollie's other eye is covered because of the side view. Andy is wearing a bright green shirt, and his hand is on top of Ollie's. Ollie is wearing bright orange overalls, and the two twins have identical-looking smiles. Their hair is also bright orange and quite fluffy. To further distinguish the two, Ollie also has some freckles dotting his face.
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Gus: I made this friendship bracelet for you
Matt: Ah, yk I'm not really a jewlery person...
Gus: You don't have to wear it...
Matt: No I'm gonna wear it. Forever. Back off
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