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throwback to Valentine's Day when I was alone at work with basically no appointments and a customer got super serious and almost mad at me because I dared to ask her if we should make an appointment for next time, but she couldn't stay any second longer "because it's valentine's day, you know, the day you spend time with loved ones" ... 🖕🏻🙂🖕🏻
no shit, sherlock, that's why my aromantic ass listened to Sleep Token all day
Athena: Your son is a menace.
Bobby: Oh, he's my son now? He's only ever just my son when he makes trouble for you and the law.
Athena: Exactly. Now he's gone and shacked up with a supervillain and parenting their kid to be a future future tyrannical overlord.
Bobby, blinking rapidly: He what now?
Athena: Their wedding reception is this weekend, so clear your schedule with your superhero buddies. Don't make a scene.
Bobby: ...What?
So when I was like 7 or so we had this swing in the yard which went up like 20 feet, so twisting it up and then letting it go was really fun and much more feasible than with a chain swing
One day I twisted it up as high as I could, asked my dad to come out and take a video, and then proceeded to scream in a way that sounded exactly like an elk
In fact I sounded so similar that my dad he re-recorded the audio and sent it to a friend and said “hey how big of a buck do you think this is” and his friend said “oh idk, 6 point,” and then he sent the actual video and was like “yeah this is my eldest”
I like fall out boy and patd as much as anyone else but theres a ~vibe~ to ppl who are still like batshit insane abt these groups who go out of their way to be like “im a cool adult i used to be emo” that i cant put my finger on