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selfshipquotes · 2 years
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A note about this blog
Hi everyone! It's been a while since I've made a post. I wanted to give y'all an explanation just before straight up leaving.
Some months ago I was doxxed by a certain group of people on here. I won't name them for obvious reasons. It left me with a lot of stress and trauma. Logging into Tumblr alone was a trigger for me.
It's been a few months and I've finally logged on today to let you all know this blog is dead and never coming back.
Thank you so much for all of your support. Maybe I'll make another blog in due time if I can get past what happened.
I won't be deleting this blog so you can still come back to it for past quotes and what not ❤
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3kidsinacoat · 1 month
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Tianlang-jun: Master Shen, can I offer you something? Water? Tea? My nephew's hand in marriage?
Shen Qingqiu: what?
Tianlang-jun: Perhaps wine? Some snacks? My sons hand in marriage?
Shen Qingqiu: I-
Tianlang-jun: Tanghulu? Congee? My hand in marriage?
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somecalicocat · 8 months
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im fucking insecure right now so yknow what?
Imagine your f/o loving your voice. imagine your f/o being enamored with your giggles, how you talk, and your singing. Imagine your f/o being quick to shut down the thought that your singing sucks- because they love it. imagine your f/o listening to every word you say like it was the most beautiful thing ever heard. Imagine your f/o loving all the things your insecure about. imagine f/o teaching you to love the things you dont.
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kay-selfships · 1 year
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daily reminder that your faves do love you i know cause they told me themselves hehe <33
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F/O: Do you think we’d find each other in every universe?
Me, staring at all my AUs: well we’ve already found each other in like… two dozen
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gible-love-nibles · 3 months
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Somebody: Ugh, self shipping is so cringe
Me:
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shywritersblog · 6 months
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MC: Watching Beel shove food in his face like a starved man
MC: “S-Sir… do you eat pussy like that?”
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angelthedrummer · 3 months
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Celebrity or Royal F/O: I won’t date a fan. Too many of them are crazy obsessed weirdos who you could never have a real relationship with.
S/I: *Walks into the room*
Celebrity or Royal F/O: *Blushes* Okay, with ONE exception.
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l0v3sickl0s3r · 4 months
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s/i: hey f/o, i made us some friendship bracelets!
f/o: oh. well i’m not really a jewelry person…
s/i: you don’t have to wear it.
f/o: no i’m gonna wear it forever fuck off
proship dni >:(
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selfshippingquotes · 5 months
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Non-human F/O: I love you with all my heart, S/I.
S/I: But you don't have a–
Non-human F/O: Don't ruin this.
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cinderellahoneymoon · 8 months
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tbh if we're talking abt issues in the selfship community i GOTTA bring up the exclusion of darker skinned poc cause its rampant. so many imagine posts have "running their hands through your hair" or "cheeks flushing red" or the obvious intent of meaning eurocentric features and it pisses me off!! yall have GOT to work on being more inclusive in your writing!!
and that doesnt even mention the way darker skinned ppls ships get reblogged a lot less and that most of the selfship content i see getting the most notes is from white/light-skinned people. pls if u see selfship content for or from darker skinned ppl help it get more traction we r struggling out here 🙏🏾
{pro/comship dni. electric chair}
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erynaster · 1 year
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Wednesday, muttering under her breath: I want to kiss you.
Y/N, not paying attention: What?
Wednesday: I said if you die, I won't miss you.
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burkiningalerisi · 24 days
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PART TWO OF THE ANGST SCENARIOS, LET'S GOOO!!! @itzninacottoncandyuwu
PART ONE
I'm kinda mixing this one and the idea of reader fainting suddenly ayyee
♥️🖤💙 Partner Squad x Overworked!Y/N ♥️🖤💙
💞 As a whole 💞
💞 After you come back home looking more than just worse for wear and you pass out the second you decide to take a quick seat, everyone is immediately concerned for you.
💞 You'd been constantly overworking yourself for days now, refusing to take a proper rest, refusing help from everyone and pushing yourself more and more everyday until it was too much for your body and there you are now. Sprawled on the couch, snoring and with hesvy bags under your eyes. 
💞 When you wake back up again, tucked in bed, you already know you're in for a lecture from them or something.
💞 Yeah, you get Super Lectured. It's not fun.
💞 Simply put, all of them are mortified for you but there's also a constant I Told You So vibe to them once they start to practically force some chill pills down your throat.
♥️ Barb ♥️
♥️ After that little incident, she's always pulling you into whatever leisure activity she's got going on. No, she doesn't care you're not into her sea glass collection, you're going to sit down and relax, dammit.
♥️ He's kinda rough on her approach but that's just because she worries a lot about you and it was your stubbornness that got you all overworked in the first place.
♥️ She'll offer some help here and there to make whatever load you're struggling with easier, but she prefers the angle where she helps you wind down after a hard day's work.
🩵 Branch 🩵
🩵 This man is just as overworked as you are but that doesn't matter right now, Y/N, you literally dropped into that couch like Peter Griffin and passed out.
🩵 He won't even ask you if you want some help after that, nah. He'll force his way into whatever it was that got you this stressed out and tired and help, wherever you want it or not.
🩵 He'll kinda end up overworking himself with helping you not get overworked and then it's your turn to call him out.
🧡 Hickory 🧡
🧡 Out of the whole polycule, he's the best suited to deal with this situation.
🧡 He knows the best way to help you out is not forcing yourself to relax or forcing his help into your business, but rather he'll help you to find the balance yourself.
🧡 He'll do little gestures or leave little post-it notes around to remind you to take a break from time to time and they'll work everytime (specially when he draws little doodles of what's supposed to be himself going “👍”).
🩷 Poppy 🩷
🩷 She becomes a little of a mother hen and she'll be constantly asking you if you're tired or if you need any help. And when I say constantly, I mean constantly. It's kinda a lot, but she'll stop after the first time you tell her to chill.
🩷 She'll feel bad if you're overworking yourself over anything related to her; if you're helping her around Pop Village or anything like that, she'll immediately find someone else to take your place.
🩷 She won't say to your face “hey, maybe you should sit down”, but she'll be making small comments and jokes about that. A lot of them. It's almost kinda passive aggressive??? You know she means well and her heart is in the right place, but you also tell her to chill with that too.
💚 Tresillo 💚
💚 After Hick, Tresillo is the best next candidate to help you figure this stuff out. You're a grown adult and he knows you're capable enough to find a balance between Relaxation Times and Working Times.
💚 He's got a more direct approach and he'll straight up tell you whatever advice he can think of at the first sign of you starting to stress yourself out.
💚 His advice can go from very insightful and philosophical words that turn your way of thinking upside down to literally just “babe, stop and take a good look at those clouds, ain't they pretty?”
💙 Trollex 💙
💙 He doesn't look like it, but this guy over here can sometimes overwork himself right out to the point of having to take entire days to recover. But heavens forbid you even think about doing something like that, heck no.
💙 You've got responsibilities too, but those are never important enough to risk your health to the point that you can't stay awake anymore, that's simply not cool.
💙 He's more focused on keeping an eye on your sleeping schedule and making sure you're actually taking breaks from time to time everyday. Like, he'll be literally watching from around the corner like a cat and stuff.
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 1 month
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DAVE: im gonna set my facebook relationship status to “in a relationship” and see what happens
– carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling turntechGodhead [TG] –
CG: WHAT NARUTO CHARACTER IS IT THIS TIME.
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pixiecactus · 18 days
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i'm going to call this post book!gendrya for dummies (it's me i'm the dummy): i had always loved the parallel that gendrya share about being the third born child (we are five books in, and still to this moment we don't have another baratheon bastard introduced to us that's older than gendry, so the order for me is: mya, bella and gendry) and (if we go with the r+l=j theory, jon obviously is not ned's son... so we have robb, sansa and arya) but something that has never ocurred to me before, is that we obviously already know the plot point of "the seed is strong" and we have gendry directly telling ned how his mother used to have yellow/blond hair (this is my own headcanon, but i like to think that she had brown eyes as well) meaning that all children sired by robert baratheon shared his hair colour and eyes colour, so gendry in his colouring and looks does not resemble at all his mother and we know exactly the same thing about arya, how of all of the catelyn tully/stark's children, she's is the only one that has none of her mother's looks, she and jon had the stark look, long face and grey eyes, like her father (and jon's mother) and like all of the starks of old time (karstarks included), and meanwhile genetics in asoiaf had always been somehow really wonky if compared to how genetics work in real life, it always interested me this fact about arya, one could simply said that arya having stark's looks and colouring is to help the narrative of arya feeling like an outsider in her own family, just like jon, and to establish even more how deeply the jon/arya bond runs, even when she knows both of her parents, and it's a true-born daughter. so this post was me discovering another gendrya parallel shared between them, i don't think it's really important but hey, it's still there alright
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