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tvfanatic97-2 · 8 months
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Masterlist of my writing
MCU Peter/MJ fics
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The Bear's Sydcarmy fics
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seek--rest · 2 months
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the slow build and tension in spotlights and moonlight is making me feel genuinely insane i hope you know that cc @missamyshay
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Good!!!!!!!!! @missamyshay and I are having the best time with this (and the meta lmao) because!!!! The art of the slow burn has been fucking lost!!!!! Idk if it’s shitty attention spans, impatience, consuming bad fanfic or what but it feels as if so few people appreciate a good slow burn. It’s SUPPOSED to make you feel insane! It’s supposed to be frustrating in the best way! It’s what makes the end goal so much better!!!!!
Like don’t give me wrong I think we’ve both written our fair share of mindless smut but like??? Not every story can nor should just be a drive by fuck fest. I mean it CAN but— not to speak for Amy— that shit gets boring and tired really fast. It’s about the narratives,,, the choices,,, the plots,,, the details,,,,,
Making them work for it makes the end even more worth it!
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spideymichelle · 2 years
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would you like to see mcu peter and mj recreating the iconic 2002 upside down kiss?
yes and no i need them to recreate the iconic 2002 kiss but like in a very casual setting if you get what i mean but i need them to have their own iconic kiss for their series something like this perhaps
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(i also need THE AIRPORT KISS)
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lemonlillybee · 2 years
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R is for Raincoat
Title: R is for Raincoat 
@flufftober Prompts: Caught in the Rain, Up Against the Wall Kiss
Summary: Peter and MJ go for a walk
Word Count: 510
Read on AO3
“Smells like it’s gonna rain,” Peter says, eyeing the dark clouds in the sky. He pulls the hood of his jacket up over his head. “Looks like it, too.” 
He and MJ are walking hand in hand, and they slow their pace as a clap of thunder echoes off the surrounding buildings. A few moments later, fat raindrops begin to fall, and MJ holds her palm up to the sky.
“Oh, great,” MJ sighs. “It is raining.”
“It’s okay,” Peter says, squeezing her hand. “Not like we’re gonna melt.” 
“Says the person who acts like they are gonna melt literally anytime you get wet,” MJ giggles. 
They duck under an awning that’s too narrow to really cover them both unless they’re flat up against the wall. Instead, Peter maneuvers MJ so that only she is fully covered, her back against the bricks, and he stands in front of her and tugs his hood off of his head. 
She’s a little taller than him, so when he wraps his arms around her and tucks himself against her, his head is just slightly tilted up as he looks into her eyes. The rain runs down the back of his neck and he shivers, leaning forward until their foreheads touch.
“Aw, you’re my own personal umbrella,” MJ laughs. She nudges her nose against his, scrunching up her face at how cold his skin is, and his breath tickles her cheek. For a moment, everything seems to come to a standstill, and then Peter's lips are on hers, and MJ closes her eyes and kisses him back. Her knees go weak and she can’t help the way she lets herself slump back against the wall, knowing Peter will hold her up.
They stand there against the building for what feels like hours, lost in each other's lips and the sound of the rain, kissing each other until Peter is shivering so hard that MJ has to pull away. 
“Peter!” MJ gasps, and Peter makes a face, sad to lose the contact. “You’re soaking wet! You must be freezing!” 
Peter reaches up and cups the side of her face with one cold, wet hand, his thumb brushing against her jawline. “Actually, I feel really warm,” he says with a blush, but now that his mind isn’t on MJ’s lips, he starts to shiver harder. 
MJ sighs. “We should get you inside. You know how you get when you’re cold.”
“Hey!” Peter protests. “It’s not my fault!”
“Well, I don’t want to have to carry you home,” MJ smiles. “C’mon.” 
She pauses, looking at Peter’s wet jacket, then down at her own raincoat, which is almost completely dry.
“I’m not switching raincoats with you,” Peter says quickly, interrupting her thoughts. “I know that’s what you were just about to suggest.” 
MJ rolls her eyes. “Fine. But let's hurry. It’s picking up now.” 
She starts to walk, but Peter tugs her back, planting one more kiss on her lips before letting her lead him down the sidewalk, their fingers intertwined and their smiles lighting up their faces. 
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mj-jones-parker · 4 months
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Mj steals pieces from Peter's lego sets while he's building them just to mess with him
Between classes they always kiss each other in the hallway
They have study dates at least once a week
Peter forces Mj to watch star wars movies with him
While watching star wars movies he talks throughout the whole movie, rambling about facts about the movie and lore
She hates star wars but she agrees to watch them because she finds his rambling throughout the movies adorable but she'd never tell him that
Mj rambles to Peter about true crime and murder mysterys all the time
Mj has multiple sketch books that just have drawings of Peter
Peter is extremely clingy and wants to be held by Mj as much as possible
She pretends to be annoyed with his clingyness and complains about it but she secrecy loves it
Both of their love languages our physical touch, but Mj rarely initiates physical contact
Peter is the little spoon and Mj is the big spoon
He nuzzles his head into her hand non stop until she plays with his hair/massages his head anytime they cuddle
Peter struggles to understand things like tone and body language, so he often copies Mj's tone and body language
Whenever Mj feels any strong emotion (weather it be happiness, nervousness, sadness, ect.) she plays with the necklace Peter gave her, which he finds adorable
They constantly steal each others clothes to the point were they have multiple hoodies and shirts that they have no idea who it actually belongs to
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petermj-week · 10 months
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Spideychelle Week 2023 Masterlist
Day One: Friends to Lovers
method acting by @bluepinstripes
a cup of sugar by @ravagedarkness
the best thing by @weezly14
friendship bracelets, pt ii by @elegantlyloquacious
Day Two: Famous!MJ
Back to You by @seek--rest
it’s never over by @bluepinstripes
we’ll all be here forever by @abc2411
spider-man: homewrecker by @watsonmj
ain’t no Casablanca by @ravagedarkness
petermj notting hill AU by @iovewords
we drew a map by @weezly14
moodboard by @folk-melody
Day Three: Meet Again After High School
Parallel Lines by @abc2411 and @seek--rest
How Not to Meet After High School by @ravagedarkness
something good and right and real by @weezly14
glitch by @missamyshay
Day Four: Established Relationship
grocery shopping by @iovewords
neck of the woods by @abc2411
right where we are by @seek--rest
dust to dust by @weezly14
chopped cheese and graffiti by @ravagedarkness
moodboard by @folk-melody
your kiss is warm (and your touch turns me to pieces) by @missamyshay
Miss Missing You by @thorkyriebabes
Flood Me With Your Nervous Love by @lightedwindows
Day Five: Canon Nudged to the Left
Burning Bright by @abc2411
all because of a sick day by @ravagedarkness
Day Six: Friends with Benefits / Fake Dating
talking nonsense by @abc2411 and @seek--rest
chiarascoro by @missamyshay
Day Seven: Free Day
a little glass of rain by @abc2411
art by @ixoren
i wanna be your boyfriend by @weezly14
parallel steps, in reverse by @mysterycyclone
point of view by @seek--rest
for unexpected mothers and fathers by @missamyshay
Thank you to everyone who participated for another wonderful year of Peter and MJ!
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ambeauty · 5 months
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"About the Blogger" Meme
Thank You @bioloyg for tagging me! I haven't talked about me in a minute!
Star Sign(s): Scorpio Sun, Capricorn Rising, Taurus Moon
Favorite Holidays: Halloween, it's a week before my birthday! And it's fun af!
Last Meal: Lasagna 👩🏾‍🍳
Current Favorite Musician: ¿Téo? Is my current favorite. My all time are Hayley Williams, Justin Nozuka, Beyoncé
Last Music Listened To: GUTS
Last Movie Watched: Renaissance a Film by Beyoncé! But also I watched 3 movies in 1 day and they were all good. Killers of the Flower Moon devastating and rage inducing! But such a good movie. Cinnamon, a tubi original but the romance and violent crime drama was top tier not gonna hold you!
Last TV Show Watched: My Life with the Walter Boys and Real Housewives of Potomac… I never promised to be more than what I am which is a trash tv watcher 🤭
Last Book/Fic Finished: Novella: Snow Place like LA, Novel: Salt Kiss, Fic: I’ve read too many!!! Ok wait this fic destroyed me recently: Epicure Sydcarmy Army IT’S FIRE!
Last Book/Fic Abandoned: The Vampire Queen 😩 I will be coming back to it! Just trying to be festive 😭
Currently Reading: Merry Little Meet Cute and just started Manacled today (👀 never read HP fic before)
Last Thing Researched for Art/Writing/Hyperfixation: Cape Verde so I could detail it accurately as the non-outer space location of Tamaran for my Bonnie and Clyde Non-Powered DickKory AU. I wanna go there so bad now!!
Favorite Online Fandom Memory: Breaking down over Brenton’s Birthday post that he dedicated to Anna. That was a WILD day in titans fandom! On here and on Twitter 😭
Favorite Old Fandom You Wish Would Drag You Back In/Have A Resurgence: Bonnie Bennett, I was so late but the content was still flowing! Haven’t checked her tag in a minute! Bamon/Klonnie were my faves. And Spideychelle I miss them because there’s some good fucking writers in that fandom but idk I fell off for some reason.
Favorite Thing You Enjoy That Never Had an Active or Big "Fandom" but You Wish It Did: Upload and Citadel! Those shows are soooo good! If I hadn’t become obsessed with The Bear this summer I would probably be writing shit for Citadel. Upload is just so fun!!!
Tempting Project You're Trying to Rein In/Don't Have Time For: Any of my Sydcarmy ideas! And I have a lot 🤭 but I must finish my DickKory AU before year end!
Besties please feel free: @escapism-through-imagination @jonskory @lyanaalvarado @graysonfamfan2021 @not-so-mundane-after-all @selinascatnip @songbee @meetmeunderthestarrynight
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monthly-challenge · 2 months
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Februfluff2024 Gifset Masterlist
Beneath the cut, you will find the complete list of the Gifsets that were submitted for the February challenge. Thank you to everyone who participated. You are all amazing and I hope to see you participate in the next challenge…Magical March
@aintinacage
Day One: First Kiss (Anne Wheeler and Phillip Carlyle/Troy Bolton and Gabriella Montez)
Day Two: Long Walks (Anne Wheeler and Phillip Carlyle/Dune AU)
Day Three: Banter (Anne Wheeler and Phillip Carlyle/Men in Black AU)
Day Four: Fixing Something (Anne Wheeler and Phillip Carlyle/Domestic AU)
Day Five: Holding Hands While Dancing (Zac Efron)
Day Six: Sharing Food (Anne Wheeler and Phillip Carlyle/Domestic AU)
Day Seven: Acts of Devotion (Anne Wheeler and Phillip Carlyle/Domestic AU)
Day Eight: Taking a Nap (Anne Wheeler and Phillip Carlyle/Domestic AU)
Day Nine: Moral Support (Anne Wheeler and Phillip Carlyle)
Day Ten: Night Out (Anne Wheeler and Phillip Carlyle/Domestic AU)
Day Eleven: Bear Hugs (Troy Bolton and Gabriella Montez)
Day Twelve: Compliments (Anne Wheeler and Phillip Carlyle/Celebrity AU)
Day Thirteen: Begging (Troy Bolton and Gabriella Montez)
Day Fourteen: “I Love You” (Anne Wheeler and Phillip Carlyle)
Day Fifteen: Dancing (Anne Wheeler and Phillip Carlyle/Troy Bolton and Gabriella Montez)
Day Sixteen: Caretaking (Rewrite the Stars edit)
Day Seventeen: Confession (Phillip Carlyle and Anne Wheeler)
Day Nineteen: Singing (Troy Bolton and Grabriella Montez/Anne Wheeler and Phillip Carlyle)
Day Twenty: Party (Anne Wheeler and Phillip Carlyle Au)
Day Twenty One: Goodbyes (Troy and Gabriella)
Day Twenty Two: Hands (Anne Wheeler and Phillip Carlyle/Troy Bolton and Grabriella Montez)
Day Twenty Three: Staring (Zac Efron)
Day Twenty Four: Ask Out (High School Musical Parody)
Day Twenty Five: Meet Parents (High School Musical/KC Undercover)
Day Twenty Six: Gifts (PT Barnum and Phillip Carlyle)
Day Twenty Seven: Stuck Together (High School Musical)
Day Twenty Eight: Forehead Touch (Anne Wheeler and Phillip Carlyle)
Day Twenty Nine: Free Day! (Phillip Carlyle)
@trapezequeen
Day One: First Kiss (Zendaya Kisses)
Day Two: Long Walks (Peter Parker and MJ)
Day Three: Banter (KC Cooper and Ernie Cooper)
Day Four: Fixing Something (Peter Parker and MJ)
Day Five: Holding Hands (Anne Wheeler and Phillip Carlyle)
Day Six: Sharing Food (KC Cooper and Darien)
Day Seven: Acts of Devotion (Anne Wheeler and Phillip Carlyle)
Day Eight: Taking a Nap (Zendaya)
Day Nine: Moral Support (Peter Parker and MJ)
Day Ten: Night Out (Dates with Zendaya)
Day Eleven: Bear Hugs (Zendaya Hugs)
Day Twelve: Compliments (Tomdaya and Spideychelle)
Day Thirteen: Begging (KC Undercover)
Day Fourteen: "I Love You" (Anne Wheeler and Phillip Carlyle)
Day Fifteen: Dancing (Zendaya Dancing)
Day Sixteen: Caretaking (Peter Parker and MJ edit)
Day Seventeen: Confession (Anne Wheeler and Phillip Carlyle)
Day Eighteen: Awkward/Cute (KC Cooper and Darien)
Day Nineteen: Singing (Zendaya/Neverland edit)
Day Twenty: Party (Peter Parker, MJ, and Ned Leeds)
Day Twenty One: Goodbyes (Anne Wheeler and Phillip Carlyle)
Day Twenty Two: Hands (Zendaya)
Day Twenty Three: Staring (Phillip Carlyle and Anne Wheeler)
Day Twenty Four: Ask Out (KC Cooper)
Day Twenty Five: Meet Parents (Peter Parker and MJ)
Day Twenty Six: Gift“ed” (Zendaya)
Day Twenty Seven: Stuck Together (KC Cooper and Darien)
Day Twenty Eight: Forehead Touch (Zendaya forehead touches)
Day Twenty Nine: Free Day! (Zendaya Edit)
@accidental-spice
Day One: First Kiss (Different Fandoms)
Day Eleven: Bear Hugs (The Dragon Prince)
Day Fourteen: I Love You (Lucy Chen and Tim Bradford)
Day Fifteen: Dancing (Different Fandoms)
Day Twelve: Compliments (Lucy Chen and Tim Bradford)
Day Twenty Two: Hands (Lucy Chen and Tim Bradford)
Day Twenty Six: Gifts (Lucy Chen and Tim Bradford)
Day Twenty Seven: Stuck Together (Lucy Chen and Tim Bradford)
Day Twenty Nine: Free Day (Lucy Chen and Tim Bradford)
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spideymjlove · 2 years
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Spideychelle’s First and Last Kiss 😭
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awakening5 · 6 months
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Experience OBV. also what's ghostflower?????
Oh Jess, my sweet pen pal. Clearly we need to talk more. Ghostflower is only the greatest most wonderful obsession that I wish I could spend hours and hours fueling. It is Miles and Gwen, obv!! Sunflower, Ghost-Spider. Ghostflower!!
Alas, we aren't here for Them. We're here for the old obsession, our babies. Enjoy this snippet from the spideychelle fic that has been 80% done for like a year. Experience
“I’m struggling to follow the logic of this movie,” MJ says. She shifts, and Peter temporarily lifts his hands from her legs in his lap until she settles back in place. “I’m struggling to understand why you would try to follow the logic of this movie,” he grins. His hands start gently rubbing her calves again. “I’m struggling to understand why you would choose a Fast and Furious movie,” she fires back. He chuckles and looks over at her. “I didn’t think we’d be watching much of the movie, honestly. But here we are, thirty minutes in, and you decided to lie on the couch, away from me. Instead of being close, where I can make a move.” She flushes. “I…shut up. I’m nervous.” “C’mere,” he says, and holds out his hand for her. She takes it. It’s warm, with little calluses where his webbing rubs against his fingers. He pulls her into sitting position next to him and studies her with too much earnestness for her liking. “We don’t have to do this if you don’t want to.” “Do you want to?” she asks. “Obivously,” he says with a smile, and fuck him for being so sure of himself and the situation, truly. “But this is new for you, and you’re deciding to experience this all with me instead of someone you really want to. I get it if you changed your mind.” “I didn’t.” His soft smile causes her to freeze and stare at his lips. Then he’s letting go of her hand to rest it on her thigh. And he’s getting closer. And the sound of the movie becomes white noise. White noise that will keep their quiet noises from reaching May. And now she knows why he chose this movie. His lips are gentle against hers. It starts just like their kiss that morning. It’s wonderful. The difference is that instead of pulling back, Peter presses forward.
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slut-for-zendaya · 1 year
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intimate awkward
this is a spideychelle one-shot and i am so incredibly sorry for not posting anything for that long and please send requests ================================================Peter was kissing her. MJ pressed against him. Her backpack was on the floor, Peter still had his on. Her jeans felt tight, her stupid underwear was kind of giving her a wedgie. Her skin felt too tight. But in a good way. Peter pressed her closer to the wall. It was really good.
It was a very deserted hallway in their school. They were at school. Peter put his hands on the wall, on either side of her head. Peter was so strong, though. It was a little scary, not in a good way. She was boxed in. Even if Peter would never. She reached for his bicep, her fingers digging in.
He was smart, too. He put his arm down and his one hand behind his back. That was hot. He was warm, warm against her. He kissed along her jaw. She grabbed at his hair. She pushed against him. He was making this low noise, like, primal. MJ shifted her hips up. That was definitely -- she was feeling his penis. She wanted to. Right now.
Peter stepped back. She said, "Yeah. Yup. We should not make out in school."
"Yeah," Peter said. "That's a bad idea. Right?"
"Yeah," she said. "I mean, good thing we both realized that. I was almost ready to go pretty far."
"Yeah?" He took her hand and waited for her to pick up her backpack. "Pretty far?"
"We're not having sex at Midtown," MJ said.
"Nooo," Peter said. He squeezed her hand a little painfully before he relaxed. "No, we aren't."
"I bet you don't, you don't have one of those stupid condoms in your wallet, do you? That's so cliche. And then it breaks and we're having a baby! Except why we're having a baby when abortion is still legal, I never get that," she said. "Sorry, I'm rambling."
"Yeah," Peter said. "I don't have a condom in my wallet. I don't. So I guess I'd get you pregnant because we were unprepared."
"Why would we still have sex if we didn't have a condom?" They were already outside the school, walking towards the subway. "I guess if we were still in the school, you could go to the nurse's office. You know they have condoms."
"I think they have them stashed everywhere," Peter said. "But we're not doing, no sex in school, right?"
"Definitely not with how your voice keeps going up," MJ said.
"Sorry, I didn't realize sex was even on the table," Peter said.
"But it's not, no condom," MJ said.
"But if I had one, then we would? There would be a table," Peter said.
"I don't know," MJ said. They got on the train. "Sorry if I'm being a sex freak."
"Noooo," Peter said. "No."
"I'm being weird," MJ said.
"Yeah," Peter said. "But I love that. I like that about you." He gripped her thigh. "You're awesome."
"You, too," she said.
A few days later they were in his room, on his bottom bunk bed. She liked that he seemed happy she was on top of him. She liked kissing him. He ran his hands up and down her sides. She'd thought maybe his hands would feel weird. Because of Spider-man. But he felt normal to her. He kept pushing up her shirt and then it would fall down. She sat up and took off her shirt.
He said, "Pretty." He traced the lace edge of her bralette. "I don't know why I was picturing something in grey, no lace or pictures."
"You have very dull fantasies of me," she said.
"No, no," Peter said. He smiled and shifted under her. He was erect again.
She shifted back and put her flat palm on him, where his penis was. He groaned a little. He said, "Hey, hey, I don't want to, um."
"Sorry, sorry," she said as she moved back and sat between his legs.
"No, no, I liked that, I'm good with that, I just, um, I don't want to, um --"
"Come?" She smiled. "Why not?"
He laughed. "Well, like, right now, I've got my jeans on, it would be a mess."
MJ said, "We can, we can fix that. I don't mind."
"I'm, I'm okay with that," Peter said. He reached down and started undoing his jeans. She pushed his hands away and unbuttoned and pulled down the zipper. MJ tugged his jeans down to around his knees and then quietly did the same with his grey underwear. Then she scooted forward and sat on his bare legs.
"Huh," she said. First penis up close and personal. She went to touch him, her hand just barely on him. He shook a little and stared up at the bottom of the top bunk. "Still okay? Am I doing something wrong?"
"Nope, no, no," Peter said. "I just haven't, you know --"
"Oh," she said. "With people around. I can't believe you haven't been to any orgies."
He propped himself up on his elbows. His t-shirt was riding up on his fantastic abs. He said, "Yeah. No orgies." He reached under the bed and handed her some paper tissue.
"Do I use this to touch you?"
"No, no, like, for after," he said. His face was so red.
"Yup," she said. "Yeah, got it. Wait, do I need, like, something? Isn't there a, jokes about lotion? Are those real?"
"Are your hands dry?" Peter was biting his bottom lip. "Like when you jerk off, um, masturbate --"
She looked down at her hands. "This will be less awkward after we actually do it, I think."
"Can't be more," he said.
Then they were both sort of giggling. She licked her hand a few times and lightly held his penis. Peter arched up into her hand. She said, "Not too hard, right? I mean, me. No squeezing. I did some, uh, I read some stuff."
"Yup," he said. "All good."
She figured out what he liked, did what he liked. He grunted when he came and she remembered the paper tissue so everything didn't go everywhere. He was breathing very deeply for a full minute. "That was nice," he said.
She said, "Is May coming back soon?"
"Yeah," he said. They went to the bathroom and she washed her hands and then left him to his whatever after.
She sat on the couch and looked at her hands. It felt good. She felt good. She'd made him come. She really wanted to sketch his penis. Peter sat down next to her. "Hey," he said. He put his arm around her. She snuggled in.
MJ said, "Next time I'll get naked, but, like, I know you watch porn and I'm telling you now that is not how mine looks. I'm sixteen, I don't shave or get waxes."
"I don't watch porn," Peter said. "I told you I rented one, when I was in Germany. And I've seen some, you know."
"Yeah, I love to imagine you masturbating in some huge hotel room, watching weird German porn," she said. She smiled a little.
Peter shifted a little on the couch. "It wasn't weird. It was just two, three people having sex. Not in a dungeon or anything. In a room. And another room. And the two women, they were, um. They weren't super skinny with huge breasts. They had, um, more, like, they weren't super skinny."
MJ laughed. "It's not a triumph of body positivity or feminism, or whatever that the porn you watched had white women who weren't, like, less average body types."
Peter said, "I know. I'm just saying it wasn't weird. They just had sex. The three of them."
"I'm so proud of you," MJ said, laughing again.
"I'm much more excited about being with you," he said, quietly.
"Of course, I'm hot and right here."
He said, "That's really all." He rubbed her thigh. "This feels less awkward."
"Totally," she said. "Still awkward, but less."
Peter said, "It's the two of us, we're never going to reach awkward zero. I like that." He hugged her closer and kissed her. It was pretty great.
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missamyshay · 6 months
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Peter chuckles as he listens to MJ tripping over her own shoes in the dark. He hears her strip down, swearing beneath her breath when her foot gets stuck in her jeans.
“Take it you and Flash had a good night out?” he teases, melting into her touch when she climbs into bed and spoons up behind him.
“Shh,” she says, pressing a sloppy kiss to the skin behind his ear, “go back to sleep.”
Peter snorts out a laugh, wrapping his hands around hers, “yes, ma’am.”
Five sentence prompts!
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seek--rest · 2 years
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you can plan for a change in weather and time
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I never planned on you changing your mind
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spideymichelle · 2 years
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I feel like they're definitely gonna do the upside down kiss eventually, they kept talking about it during NWH press lol but my humble suggestion is it happens in the snow instead of the rain 😌
A TRUE SPIDER-MAN CHRISTMAS MOVIE UNLIKE WHATEVER THE HELL NO WAY HOME WAS
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maryvioletique7708 · 2 years
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The other Peter's with their lovers: *Gives each other sweet lovely love languages*
Peter 1: *Currently in a bad mood*
Michelle: "HEY LOSER!" *to Peter 1*
Everyone looks at mcu!MJ then to Peter 1
Michelle:*Gives flying kiss*
Everyone:"......"
Peter 1:"...."*Still looks angry*
Michelle:"....." 💦*sweats*
Peter 1: *sends a flying kiss to mj*
(I still love spideychelle)
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*context: Tasm Harry gone bonkers and Peter 1 tries stopping him*
Peter 1: "STOP TRYING TO KILL PETER 3!!!"
Tasm!Harry:*snarls* "Then give me a "good reason" to leave him alone?"
Peter 1:" If you continue this then-I WON'T BE YOUR "NBFFFL"!!! "
TASM! Harry:"......
D':> W-wait, for real?"
(Acr.:New best friend forever for life)
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"I don't know what you're thinking, Kneel to the crowd and pulled out a ring and said-"
Michelle: "Marry me Julie, you never have to be alone."
All the Spider-Man GF's: "I love you :3-"
*Still playing*
The others:"..... Why?"
MCU Peter: *e/ dance*
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Peter 3: "Har, can you read this aloud?"
Tasm2 Harry reads it: "I do?"
Peter 3 rips his Spider-Man costume in a groom attire:
"HE SAID YES!!"
Peter 2 being the priest: "Men and Groom."
(Part 2 of attempted wedding-)
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TSSM Harry holding pink color pencils: "Look how cute these pencil's are."
TSSM Peter: "But Harry, that's gay."
TSSM Harry: "..... Peter we've been dating for 6 months-"
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TSSM Peter: "Dang it, Harry stop drinking the green version of Lean-"
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Peter 2 picturing Tssm Harry and Raimi Harry: "Guys say Colorado-"
Peter 1 in his Iron spider suit: "I'M IRON-SPIDER-"
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Raimi Harry: "Wake me up."
TSSM Harry: "Wake me up inside~"
Raimi Harry: "Can't wake up."
TSSM Harry: "Wake me up to-"
TASM2 Harry: "SAVE ME"
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Peter 3: Don't throw me that bread-
Michelle: *throws*
Peter 3: Try me b*tch.
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[Context: Norman found child!Harry after Harry got lost]
Norman: What type of fool brings bread and leave bread crumbs as a trail
Harry: But Father, you tell me to believe to everything mentioned in a book.
Norman: I DIDN'T TELL YOU TO BELIEVE IN HANSEL & GRETEL-
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Norman disturbed: What are you wearing young man??
Harry casually wearing a long skirt: A sophisticated Men's wear
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Raimi Harry: That one awkward moment where you scroll through your Dad's Twitter and you accidentally tweeted a whole declaration of Independence.
Raimi Harry: "Oh crap-"
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Tssm Norman slamming the table: NOT ON MY WATCH.
Tssm Norman: NOT ON MY WATCH.
Tssm Harry in his emo phase:
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MJ in tears: I just wanted to use the restroom and Now I'm so confused.
MJ: Am I Womfn?
Also MJ: Am I a Womfn??
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*MSM Harry slamming the table were all the other Harrys are*
MSM Harry: Bro, you know what I was thinking of Bro?
MSM Harry: If I cut your leg, would it hurt?
*Silent for 3 seconds*
Raimi Harry: Duh!
MSM Harry: How though?
Raimi Harry: Cuz your leg got cut off, Dude!
MSM Harry: Where you go for the Pain??
Raimi Harry: In your le- *long pause*
MSM Harry: Exactly! Bruh!
MSM Harry: How you go for the pain in your leg-
Raimi & Msm Harry: -IF YOUR LEG IS GONE.
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Ooh, SpicySagittarius’s smutty fics are fun. One of my favorite smut writers is SpidermanHomecomeme. Spicy and really funny. The Nutcracker series (about ill -fated No-Nut November bets) legit cracks me up and is one of my moodbooster reads. And Last Call (bartender Peter picks up MJ while she’s on a tinder date with Brad) is really fun — and it was read on that podcast Fangasm (fka Potterotica)!
We’ve all seen that what I read constitutes little more than porn. Currently reading a book called Her Filthy Firemen btw (really good) so @spicysagittarius and @spiderman-homecomeme are two of my favorite Spideychelle writers.
The No nut November fics are hilarious. Like peak smutty comedy. They’re idiots and I love them. I especially love part two because the dynamic between the two is just *chefs kiss.
Also “Peter and MJ are GREAT friends” is the first fic of Spicy Sagittarius I ever read and this is how I was the whole time (and I mean it in the best way possible).
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And I loved every second of it. (Can’t think of the little mermaid the same way though)
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