OK going into the messed up backstories I have for Zhen/Han and their relationship:
(Potential Spoilers for KFP4)/ Also Rewrite/Headcanons
Han can't stand to be touched. He hates it. The only times he can tolerate it come in very small doses, and then that's it, and it takes everything in every fiber of his being to not tense up when contact happens.
Zhen, on the other hand, needs love and validation and physical touch, especially from a parental figure. Little Zhen often tried to hug Han, but all Han would do was pat her on the head, rarely let her ride on his tail, or, even more rarely, give her a tiny, weak embrace that would last about a second in return. Then he would push her away.
This is horrible because Zhen later on (in no small part due to Kamara's manipulation) began to see this as Han doing the bare minimum to keep her happy/compliant to his authority when in actuality that was Han doing his absolute best and in fact going above and beyond to try to make this child feel loved, only for it to not be enough.
Kamara, on the other hand, is very careful to give Zhen just enough physical contact, while also using it as a means of control: if Zhen displeased her, suddenly there was no more gentle touches to her shoulder, no more caressing her chin or patting her cheek, no more long, loving hugs- at least, until Zhen corrected herself, or did what the Chameleon wanted; even then, it was way more than Han ever did for her- that means Kamara actually loves her, and is only disciplining her when she deserves it.
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barbie movie: is marketed as “haha barbie has to go to the real world with ken and mattel wants them to go back to barbieland haha funny adventure movie!”
me after watching it: is sobbing hysterically and undergoing an existential crisis, a breakdown, and a metamorphosis into a more confident and secure individual with the knowledge that under the patriarchy it is next to impossible to appease others and that you just have to go “fuck it” and be your genuine self while doing what makes you happy
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Okay but imagine Jon of this universe talking casually on the underground and Colin jolts to attention.
"You!"
"Sorry??"
"YOU!!"
"Good lord-"
Jon having no ideas why he's being chased by a sleep deprived Scottish man.
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Omega: *sneaking back onto the Marauder late at night*
Hunter: *From the pilots seat* Where have you been?
Omega: *Freezes*
Omega: Erm…with Crosshair?
Crosshair: *Spins round in the Co-pilot seat*
Crosshair: Try Again.
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excuse me sirs the middle of my lunch break is NOT the time for this
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Getting Jean's perspective of Neil has casually reminded me that Neil really was out here in tfc acting like Andrew was insane for thinking he was a mole for the Ravens.
Like the man was so offended that Andrew would assume that, even though he spent every moment before that being completely fucking feral, having a literal shrine to Kevin and Riko in his bag at all times along with $250,000 in what amounts to cash, knew french well enough to not only yell at Kevin with no context, but say something that got Kevin to throw him against a wall in retaliation....
This is the man who had the audacity to act like Andrew's assumption that he was hired by the Moriyamas was completely unreasonable.
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