#steve the snake

[skyhon]

I got a snake in my lap and I just bought a new skirt. All’s well in the world.

#worm talks #steve my beloved #he’s just snoozen sapping my bodyheat like a parasite:) #but like a cute parasite:) #oh i also ordered new glasses today as well #with clip on shade thingies!! #my current pair are. Very Broken. #and the dark frames make me #like #derealize? #as if I’m looking through a TV Screen. #Not Great. #steve the snake

[william-snekspeare]

hater of socks

#ferret #ferrets #steve #not snakes #digital art #cartoon #comic #I have other things I need to be doing but alas

[joycieillustrations]

A WIP I really need to finish - ‘La belle reine sans couronne’, perhaps?

Do not repost without my permission!

#joycieillustrations #hotd #hotd fanart #hotd art #house of the dragon #rhaenys targaryen #princess rhaenys targaryen #princess rhaenys #corlys velaryon #the sea snake #rhaenys targaryen x corlys velaryon #rhaenys x corlys #eve best #steve toussaint #house velaryon #house targaryen

[kennahjune]

HEAR ME OUT?? Please—

I LOVE love LOve when like, in fics, Steve has this really weird talent or interest that nobody knows about or like nobody expects but then oddly enough it sort of fits him.

And just like— it opens up so much possibility for character projection.

My favorite is writer Steve but I’ve been growing increasingly obsessed with Steve who’s hyper fixation is snakes.

The image in my head is like— everyone’s hanging out at the trailer park for one reason or another, and they hear Robin fucking /screech/.

Everyone’s on their feet in a split second, worry and confusion and deep dread forcing the way into the forefront of their minds.

Turns out: it was a snake. A really small one at that.

Eddie and Wayne offer to take it and dispose of it, the two of them having done this various other times with the other snakes people find in the trailer park.

But Steve pushes to the front of the group yelling and scolding.

“No absolutely not!”

Eddie shares a look with Nancy, both chalking it up to Steve’s hero complex acting up and him trying to protect them from the potentially dangerous critter.

“Look, Stevie—“

“You are not going to kill that little sweetheart!”

Eddie paused, shared a confused furrow of brows with Nancy and Robin, and turned to face Steve fully.

“Stevie, baby, that’s a snake.”

Steve stood with his hands on his hips, a determined glint in his eye, and nodded. “No I thought it was a squirrel.”

Eddie sighed loudly. “Then what do we do with it?”

“Well not fucking kill it for starters! It’s harmless. Aren’t you baby?”

Eddie and everyone else watched Steve step up to the snake that was hanging from the trailer’s side door. “Um, Steve what’re you doing?”

Steve ignored them completely and simply plucked the snake from its place on the door. From somewhere beside Eddie Robin squeaked in horror and Will groaned while Lucas gave a violent shudder.

“Such a small baby aren’t ya?” Steve cooed at the little snake wrapped around his hand.

“Steve— that’s a snake,” Nancy said warily, eyeing said snake like it killed her mother. “A potentially dangerous snake.”

Steve scoffed while the snake lifted the front of its body to peer at him. “She’s not dangerous, she’s a goddamn rat snake. They’re harmless.”

Just as he said it, the snake turned its head and not his finger. Where Steve didn’t even blink, everyone else freaked.

Eddie and Robin rushed over to him, Eddie immediately taking a look at his hand but keeping his hands away from the snake. Robin kept her distance but rambled about rabies or whatever.

Steve huffed and laughed quietly. “Guys, seriously. It’s a rat snake, they’re completely and utterly harmless to humans. They have such a small amount of venom it doesn’t bother humans. And besides, this little baby’s so small she couldn’t even break the skin.”

He was right, there was no sign of breakage or even redness on Steve’s hand where he was bitten.

Eddie looked at his boyfriend a little in awe and even more in love.

Jesus Christ.

Dustin and Mike walked slowly over to Steve, each asking to hold the snake.

Steve held it out gently, Dustin taking it first and holding it delicately in his hands. When he passed it over to Mike, the snake wrapped itself around his hands and a bit up his arms. Eddie was a little in shock at the giggle the younger Wheeler let out.

Dustin, Mike and Steve sat on the trailer’s side steps and held the snake together, going back and forth about random animal topics that Eddie couldn’t be bothered to remember.

When he asked later, Will and Lucas were delighted to explain that the entire reason Dustin was allowed to join The Party was because in 4th grade he brought Mike a frog he found. Lucas explained that Mike and Dustin had both gone through and extensive reptile and amphibian phase in elementary school and still held onto some of that obsession.

From then on, whenever anyone in the trailer park found any form of snake or rodent that they wanted gone, they called Steve.

#stranger things #steve harrington #dustin henderson #robin buckley #mike wheeler #eddie munson #will byers #lucas sinclair #snakes #rat snake #character projection #steddie #steddie hcs #steve x eddie #gay eddie munson #little baby snakes 🐍 #bisexual steve harrington

[cupcakeshakesnake]

Rabbit man now with 130% more rabbit

#fnaf #fnaf movie #william afton #steve raglan #purple guy #springtrap #fnaf fanart #fnaf movie fanart #furry #anthro #snake's art #(Technically I based him off a hare but hey)

[stevieschrodinger]

Thinking about no upside down everyone's happy and healthy and *cough* alive. Witch!Steve's happy off living his best life in his super cute cottage with his cute garden making soaps that help with itches and creams that clear up bruises and just generally being content. His best friend Robin who has convinced herself that Steve is lonely and Robin is a Meddler (TM) so she, not having anywhere near Steve's skill with magic, steals one of his books and Steve's favourite crystal and a flower from the roses that grow over his front door, and goes home with them.

And she summons Steve a familiar, except she doesn't tell Steve and when she doesn't hear anything for a bit, she assumes she got it wrong or something.

Meanwhile Steve is trying to shoo a jet black snake out of his cottage, except it keeps hiding in the cupboards. Steve ejects the thing to the bottom of the garden in a pillow case. He's very gentle because he's fairly sure the snake is magical in some way.

This is confirmed when the snake, after being told they are very pretty but 'not an inside snake' actually responds by 'hiss'ing.

It doesn't hiss.

It says the word 'hiss'. And it says it repeatedly when it's being carried in the pillow case.

"You can come back when you learn some manners," Steve informs the very male sounding snake. Not that Steve wants to make any assumptions.

Anyway long story short, Eddie is Steve's familiar and he can turn man shaped and makes Steve's magic so much stronger and the reason Robin doesn't hear anything for ages is because they fall in love and have been sexing it up with Eddie's double snake dicks.

Or something.

#eddie munson #stranger things #steve harrington #steddie #fic ideas #witch!steve harrington #familiar!eddie #snake!eddie

[steveshairychest]

Steve innocently asks, "Can I woo him?" during the dnd game currently going on in the Wheeler's basement.

Eddie blinks once, twice, before all the wires in his brain reconnect, and he gives Steve an amused grin. "You want to 'woo' my character?" He hopes no one can hear how fast his heart is beating as he watches Steve push their two custom-made figurines closer together. If anyone else had touched Eddie's figurine, he would have smacked their hand away.

"I want to take him to the tavern and buy him a drink."

"To get him drunk and make him spill the whereabouts of the map?" Dustin asks. Eddie leans back in his chair and watches the two of them bicker, his hand pulls a piece of hair in front of his face to hide the flustered smile pulling at his lips.

Steve scrunches up his face and shakes his head. "No, I'm wooing him, Dustin. Are you not listening?" Steve looks up at Eddie, his eyes full of determination. "Let me woo him." He says this with a nod at Eddie's figurine.

"Stop saying woo." Mike groans into his hands.

Eddie pretends to think about it for a moment. He holds up one finger and ducks behind his dm screen to 'consult' the books. "Hmm." He hums and peaks over the screen at Steve, who anxiously chews on his bottom lip while fidgeting with a d8. "You may woo me - uh - I mean, Sir Edward."

"Can I roll to stab Sir Edward? I do not want to watch this."

Eddie shushes Mike and nods at Steve, who bounces excitedly in his chair. "Go ahead, big boy. Give it your best shot." If only Steve knew that he's already got Eddie and Sir Edward completely enamoured, no further wooing necessary.

#HERES SOME SILLY BOYS FOR U #MWAH #steve knew exactly what he was doing #steddie #stranger things #eddie munson #steve harrington #st4 vol2 #steveddie #stranger things s4 #mike tries the same thing on will and will makes his character fall into a pit of snakes (lovingly)

[hellmastermiller]

he's the mre man

#metal gear solid #mgs #metal gear fanart #metal gear memes #mgs fanart #mgs art #big boss #naked snake #ignore that his eyepatch is on the wrong side. i was drawing it mirrored n only realised halfway thru #life is so hard #does anyone else rly love mre steve 1989 bcuz i love the fuck out of him lol he's so fun

[valyrianheirs]

Steve Toussaint - Corlys Velaryon | House of the Dragon Season 2 BTS Shot

#steve #stevetoussaint #steve toussaint #corlys #corlysvelaryon #corlys velaryon #seasnake #sea snake #housevelaryon #house velaryon #velaryon #teamblack #team black #house of the dragon #houseofthedragon #hotd #hotds2 #highqualitygif

[darknight3904]

𝕸𝖆𝖎�� 𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖑𝖎𝖘𝖙

A Masterlist containing all my works :)

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𝐉𝐮𝐣𝐮𝐭𝐬𝐮 𝐊𝐚𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐧

ꜱᴀᴛᴏʀᴜ ɢᴏᴊᴏ

ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ ᴛʜᴇ ʏᴇᴀʀꜱ

ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴇɴɢᴛʜ ᴏꜰ ᴀ ʟɪꜰᴇ

ᴡᴀɪᴛɪɴɢ ꜰᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ

ꜰʀᴇᴇᴅᴏᴍ

ʙʟᴇꜱꜱɪɴɢꜱ

ᴋᴇɴᴛᴏ ɴᴀɴᴀᴍɪ

ꜱᴏ ᴀᴍᴇʀɪᴄᴀɴ

𝕸𝖔𝖗𝖊 𝖈𝖔𝖒𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖘𝖔𝖔𝖓...

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ʟᴏᴋɪ ʟᴀᴜꜰᴇʏꜱᴏɴ

ᴛʜɪꜱ ʟᴏᴠᴇ - ɪɴ ᴘʀᴏɢʀᴇꜱꜱ

𝔗𝔥𝔢 ℌ𝔲𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔊𝔞𝔪𝔢𝔰

ᴄᴏʀɪᴏʟᴀɴᴜꜱ ꜱɴᴏᴡ

ɪᴛ ʙᴜʀɴꜱ ꜰᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ - ᴀ ꜱɪx ᴘᴀʀᴛ ꜱᴇʀɪᴇꜱ ᴡɪᴛʜ ɪᴛꜱ ᴏᴡɴ ᴍᴀꜱᴛᴇʀʟɪꜱᴛ

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ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ ʀᴇᴠᴇɴɢᴇ

ᴀɴɪᴍᴀʟꜱ

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ᴇᴅᴅɪᴇ ᴍᴜɴꜱᴏɴ

ꜱᴏʙᴇʀ (18+) - ᴄᴏᴍᴘʟᴇᴛᴇ

#masterlist #loki #eddie munson #stranger things #steve harrington #marvel #thor #thor ragnarok #thor odinson #loki laufeyson #loki odinson #asgard #mcu #marvel cinematic universe #avengers #tom hiddleston #chris hemsworth #owen wilson #the hunger games #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #coriolanus snow #katniss everdeen #tom blyth #lucy gray baird #young coriolanus snow #coriolanus snow x reader #coriolanus snow smut #fanfic #gojo satoru #jujutsu kaisen

[oceanview15]

Coriolanus and Sejanus’s time as peacekeepers in district 12:

#and your friend steve #sejanus plinth #tbosbas #snowbaird #meme #coriolanus snow #lucy gray baird #lucy gray x coriolanus #tbosas #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #the hunger games series

[weird-an]

Halloween is stupid.

Steve always liked the parties, but dressing up? He spent enough time in a stupid sailor costume, thank you very much.

But...Dustin insisted Steve should put on the costume. The kids are having a party. Steve is a loser for going to it, according to Billy.

Steve stopped caring what people think about him ages ago. For some reason it still pisses him off, when Billy is the one judging him. Billy had just talked him into watching Escape From New York and well, Snake Plissken was a cool guy. So, Steve put on an eye patch and a leather jacket. Easy. He actually looks cool. Not that any of the nerds would care.

It's the first Halloween since Billy and him are a thing or whatever. Maybe that's why Billy is salty, because Steve is going to spend it with the "dorks" and not with his... guy?

Steve isn't sure what they are exactly. They fuck, they fight, they sometimes get drunk together and talk about what they aren't allowed to. About monsters lurking in the woods, about shadows in the mind, about another Hawkins.

But now Billy is here, sitting at the Byers kitchen table with a beer in his hand, glaring at a pumpkin Max had carved out and put a thin mustache on.

Steve stops dead on his tracks. Billy is wearing Steve's most expensive polo shirt. His mullet is slicked back a little, but a few curls have gotten loose, framing his face. He's even wearing Steve's cologne. He smells like Steve which is a little confusing.

"What the fuck," Steve says flatly.

Billy raises a brow. "Nice to see you, Harrington."

"Are you dressed up as me for Halloween?" Steve puts his hands in his hips. Is Billy fucking serious? "Is that my watch?"

"I knew you stole it, Billy," Max shouts from the kitchen.

Billy looks at Steve's watch like he's seeing it for the first time and then grins at Steve, batting his eyelashes at him. "C'mon, let me be King for a day, Steve."

It's kinda hot. Shit. Steve is going to fuck Billy until the bed breaks.

"Just don't try to date my sister," Mike Wheeler quips from somewhere in the living room.

Billy chokes on his beer. "That... won't happen," he coughs.

Steve snickers and sits next to him. "You wanna escape with me later?" he whispers.

Billy groans into his beer. "I hate that this works."

"I saw you stare at Kurt Russell," Steve says, voice still low. Billy knew that movie by heart. Steve caught him reciting the dialogue.

"Harrington, at least I'm not going home with myself." Billy rolls his eyes and tugs at the collar of Steve's polo.

"Like you wouldn't."

Billy's mouth snaps shut. His nose gets tinged a little pink.

"You know, that pumpkin just looks like-"

"Harrington! I swear to God if you finish that sentence-"

Steve just changed his mind. He loves Halloween.

#i have another fantasy about billy escaping the upside down on a motorcycle with an eyepatch snake plissken style #harringrove #idiots in love #billy x steve #billy hargrove #harringrove ficlet #steve x billy

[william-snekspeare]

Cuddling. don’t mind the claws of the beast

#he got a nail trim after this photograph #not snakes #ferret #ferrets #Steve #Toast #Oatmeal

[pyrrhicsm]

“Find riders to master Silverwing, Vermithor, and Seasmoke, and we will have nine dragons against Aegon’s four. Mount and fly their wild kin, and we will number twelve, even without Stormcloud,-” Princess Rhaenys pointed out. “-that, is how we shall win this war.”

“It should’ve been you,-” the Sea Snake shouted at Her Grace. “-Staunton sent to you, yet you left it to my wife to answer and forbade your sons to join her.” For all the castle knew, Jace and Joff had been eager to fly with Princess Rhaenys to Rook’s Nest, with their own dragons.

# you’ll be the death of me

#this will likely end me #rhaenys x corlys #rhaenys velaryon #rhaenys targaryen #corlys velaryon #the queen who never was #the sea snake #house of the dragon season 2 #house of the dragon #game of thrones #a song of ice and fire #rhaenyra targaryen #hbo max #eve best #steve toussaint #for what corlys? wealth? power? pride???

[queenviserra]

Holding hands and stay close to each other

#house of the dragon #rhaenys targaryen #house targaryen #dance of the dragons #the queen who never was #corlys velaryon #rhaenys velaryon #the sea snake #corlys x rhaenys #eve best #steve toussaint #eve and steve

[cupcakeshakesnake]

No gender only blocks

#minecraft #pride month #nonbinary #agender #pride #minecraft steve #minecraft alex #minecraft fanart #mineblr #lgbtq #snake's art