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chaos-bringer-13 · 2 months

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Crossover Danny Phantom prompt. Guess what crossover this is? Danny Phantom x Men in Black. Because - hear me out - Guys in White vs Men in Black is the perfect confrontation. They should hate each other's guts. Men in black should find out about ghosts and GIW and decide that GIW are idiots and their stupidity can cause interdimensional conflict. They should decide that creatures from other dimension are not that different from aliens and they can work with that. They should take over the GIW. They should have fights about jurisdiction with GIW. They should pretend that it has nothing to do with their costumes but the truth is that the whole thing started because of them having a fight over what colour is the best for work uniform.

#men in black #danny phantom #crossover #danny phantom x men in black #dp x mib #GIW vs MIB #mib agent staring at a giw agent: your costume is stupid and impractical and not cool #giw agent staring back: it is clean and gorgeous and is good for working in a lab and your costume is lame #insert that one civil war meme from marvel

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braindamaged007 · 1 year

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tyriongirl · 7 months

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“I remember Robert as he was the day he took the throne, every inch a king,” he said quietly. “A thousand other women might have loved him with all their hearts […]”

#eddard stark #robert baratheon #asoiaf #valyrianscrolls #humor #redo of a post i made a long time ago #this time i upgraded from phone edit to paint ms edit #mine #this doesn't even work in the context of the meme. he says the entire sentence he doesn't reply to anyone. but that isn't going to stop me #julia #this is for you. homoeroticism between men in these books real #all the details here are so stupid. and yet. its funny TO ME

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synintheraven · 6 months

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Now that the weekend is over I wanted to share these here aaand take this opportunity to thank @sihtricfedaraaahvicius for gifting my bunch of Sihtrics (part 2, lol) to Arnas my beloved and @whitedarkmoonflower for gifting my Finan drawing to Mark BUT also because she was extra nice and gifted a copy of the s4 Sihtric and Sygtryggr drawings I did for her to Arnas and Eysteinn!!! (That last bit was unexpected as I only asked her to give Mark my drawing so naturally I'm over the moon and want to give her a big virtual hug (regardless if she gifted my art in my behalf or hers, I'm still crying) 😭😭🥰) Anyway long story short, you're the nicest guys thank you so much!!!! <3

Additionally, you can find unedited HQ pics of these drawings >here< on my portfolio (recommended to open in Chrome, for whatever reason it doesn't show up from the tumblr app) 💕

#post was way too long already but I wanna get those (posted only one but I have a few more 🥺) Mark pics tattooed on my forehead OH MY GOD #he looks so cute but also he's with MY drawing and and *sobs*#Arnas is cute yeah but MARK #Finan with Finan!!!#I hope he laughs at my stupid ps telling him to stay away from scandinavian-looking men named tim #I complimented Arnas way too much okay tried to keep it short so yeah chose compliments over jokes #(I HAD to tell him he was great as Sihtric)#also sorry not sorry about the Odd Parents meme it was ~necessary~#anyway sorry got carried away #year: made #all the suffering was worth it!!!#art #my art #arnas fedaravicius #arnas fedaravičius #mark rowley

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radfemtiktok · 7 months

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#the audacity of this man lol #also if men don't want to pay for dinners anymore women shouldn't get dressed up #obviously i think only the woman getting dressed up while the man hardly does anything is stupid but if she does he should pay for dinner #tiktok #radblr #radfem memes

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gerammi · 17 days

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Hmmm, what if I draw this with my characters? 🧐

Wow! What cuties! 😆💕

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solradguy · 9 months

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The hell's up with all these anti-trans men/masc memes lately because I'm getting real sick of it real quick. It's not cute and it was never funny.

#textpost #This site's always been weird about trans men and it feels like it's gotten significantly worse lately #It's bad enough trans men are constantly belittled by the rest of the LGBT community I don't need to see that shit on here too #'Why would anyone ever want to be a man' is one I've been seeing a lot. Think before saying something that stupid #I've been wanting to make a post about this for a while now but haven't because I feel like it's swinging a bat at a hornet's nest #Which in itself is completely stupid. I shouldn't feel like that addressing these issues yet here we are #Damn near every single time I've seen a trans man on here mention that maybe we're being treated unfairly they get laughed at #Or told to suck it up or that we've got 'cis male privilege' or something. Do these people forget that we're TRANS??#I WISH the government saw me as a cis man but they don't #This is NOT a trans men vs trans women suffering olympics thing like some people seem determined to make it out to be #Every trans identity and trans person is affected by transphobic laws and people. We're in this shit together #And belittling trans men and ignoring us when we speak up about issues will only drive a wedge in the trans community #When we're divided we're weaker and that's how the transphobes get what they want #Anyway I'm sick of anti-trans men memes.

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the-gay-cousin-666 · 1 year

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I feel robbed 'cause since we got aftg from Neil's pov, we didn't get to witness Andrew internally losing it over Neil's freckles.

#Neil def has freckles we agree on that right #Andrew wants to kiss Neil so bad it makes him looks stupid #adding that to my list of one-shots to write #aftg #neil josten #all for the game #andrew minyard #the foxhole court #aftg memes #andreil #all for the gay #the kings men #the raven king #nora sakavic #andrew minyard is so in love with neil it physically hurts me #pretty face Neil Josten supremacy

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havockingboo · 8 months

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I caved in to the oc x canon with this stupid idiot……..

#i look so silly right now BUT I COULDNT RESIST #i compared their heights ONCE and i was done for bro #and i’ve barely shared her character. BUT I THINK THEYD BE SO FUNNY #NOT DATING. BUT THEY DEF ACT LIKE EXES BWAHAHA #‘they’re the ‘you wanna kiss me so bad. it makes you look stupid’ meme #long tags #doodles #oc x canon #i’m too shy put proper tags forgive me #i just love big women with men that’ll break at her touch trope <3

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langernameohnebedeutung · 1 year

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trad guys are so funny in a sad and disturbing way like "women today are selfish and money-hungry gold-diggers and the only thing they care about in a man is whether he has money. ... Also, men are natural providers, women shouldn't work and stay at home and let him make the money and the decisions. We should all recreate my fantasy of a time when people routinely arranged marriages for maximal financial profit."

I mean, I'm not even expecting them to understand that the culture they ideolise is the foundation upon which the gender-roles we have today are resting and that this is WHY wealth is seen as such an important trait in men because these manosphere guys are way too deep in that forest to see the trees. Instead, they think gender-roles are inert and biological and women are programmed to like 'providers'. But then they also turn around and say 'women are gross, cold-hearted gold-diggers' for...wanting that 'provider' THEY just claimed women are biologically programmed to look for. WHAT GIVES.

#it's so stupid it's so stupid it's so stupid it's so stupid it's so stupid it's so stupid it's so stupid it's so stupid it's so stupid #misogyny #they will also be like 'actually men are so much more accepting and tolerant because we don't care if you have a college degree :)))'#(which is something I've seen a lot lately in their memes) and it's so stupid.#A lot of men will literally get mad if their girlfriend earns more than them or has a higher degree than them.#or at least feel insecure about it #it's literally gender-roles and culture (and it's extremely stupid)#but then you have the same people who argue these gender-roles are inherently biological say 'but clearly we're morally superior here'

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braindamaged007 · 1 year

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teecupangel · 9 months

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Hey Tee! I did an ask about this for The Witcher fandom a while ago now it popped in my head for AC and-

Studio Ghibli AUs. All the Studio Ghibli AUs!!! Which pairing do you think fits best with each movie?

I was wondering if you meant Desmond pairings or if you meant like… non-Desmond pairings but, fuck it, my default setting is that you meant Desmond pairing so here’s some Desmond pairings for you XD

(I will try to add a spin to it or something, we’ll see)

AltDes: Spirited Away

In this setup, we’ll change the parents to Shaun and Rebecca and the idea is Desmond and the two of them are on their way to their next mission. This one will not have any Animus BS in it but they’re still all Assassins.

The same setup as the beginning of Spirited Away but I kinda wanna make them into turkeys instead of pigs so we can have a reference to the Assassin Turkey XD

Anyway, Al Mualim would be the owner of the bathhouse that Desmond works with and Altaïr would be the mysterious employee whose name nobody knows.

One of the main themes of this movie is losing one’s identity so we’ll have Desmond only be called 17. Every employee is only called by number and Altaïr would be called 1. The other main characters would take the other numbers (2 for Ezio, 3 for Ratonhnhaké:ton, etc) with Clay being 16 because he’s 16.

Altaïr will be one of the employees helping Desmond but he’s the most distant of them. Maybe that would be the reason why Desmond would notice him because he can feel a familiar loneliness clinging onto Altaïr and he’d be ‘curious’ about it. Their budding closeness would be the reason why Altaïr would be the one to go ‘fuck all of this’ and leave his ‘post’ to help Desmond and Desmond would realize who Altaïr is because of the small details he could remember (and how Desmond had learned about the Assassins of old)

Anyway, it ends in a similar way as Spirited Away with Desmond realizing that all of the employees were Assassins and the bathhouse is meant to be a stop point between living and afterlife. Al Mualim used a POE he found using the Apple that was one of the failed solutions to the Solar Flare to create that pocket dimension and he’s been hoarding these Assassins as a way to have his own army (with defective memories that would make them easier to control) and the pocket dimension would pierce reality and revive them into the current timeline.

Everyone had been helping Desmond because they believe Desmond could still leave if he remembers he’s Desmond, not knowing that only meant that Desmond would pass to the afterlife and not actually return to his old life.

Desmond being Desmond fucked that up because his very existence and his belief that all of these people (employees + Al Mualim and the guests which are actually just passing ghosts that Al Muliam didn’t take) are real jumpstart the reality bending power of the POE but that also meant Desmond has become the singularity, not Al Mualim.

Then the twist would be the reason why the three got into the pocket dimension is because the car they used exploded thanks to a bomb that Lucy placed (orders from Vidic) and their mission had been to investigate Clay’s death.

So… either go for the afterlife peaceful life ending or the ending where the reality bending POE does success thanks to Desmond.

EziDes: Honestly, I was thinking either Howl’s Moving Castle or Castle in the Sky but I decided to go with Howl’s Moving Castle instead

In this one, Desmond would be Howl so we can have AC Revelations!Ezio hahahaha

No, seriously.

Anyway, the witch is Juno (of course), Calcifer is Clay and Turnip Head would be Suleiman who does fall in love with Ezio but… yyeeaaahhh.

So, Desmond is cursed to not have a heart by Juno (and it’s shaped like the Apple of Eden and is Juno’s main ‘weapon’) and he can transform into a similar bird creature but this one is bathed in white and have gold lines all over (Ezio would realize the gold lines are very similar to the gold lines of the Apple) and he does transform to keep the two warring side in check even if it’s taking a toll on his body. The more toll it takes, the more golden lines appear on his body, all originating from the scar where his heart had been taken.

Clay tells Ezio he can free him from his curse but he wants to be freed first. This is all a big gamble because Clay knows the only way to free him from the life connection he has with Desmond is if Desmond regains his heart before Clay’s fire is completely snuffed out.

The ending is similar to Howl’s Moving Castle but Ezio would steal Juno’s Apple because he knows it’s connected to Desmond but don’t know how while Juno is punished by the king she ‘sided’ with. (Lorenzo, maybe?)

ConDes: Princess Mononoke

I’m going to be completely honest here, Princess Mononoke is my favorite Studio Ghibli film and I was tempted to make this the AltDes one but ConDes just fits soooo much more so, yeah, let’s start this.

Ratonhnhaké:ton would be our Ashitaka and he’d be ‘banished’ from his village because he was cursed after killing a demon before it could reach his village. His grandmother (the clan mother as well) tells him to go west where the demon (which they had realized was a corrupted boar god) had hailed from.

Along the way, he meets George Washington who suggests that maybe the Great Forest Spirit could cure him… if he was to find it anyway.

So Ratonhnhaké:ton reached Iron Town that is under the control of the Templar Order with Haytham Kenway as the leader (up to you if we’re keeping their familial relationship or not)

He also sees the town be attacked by wolves and a man in a hood and a mask that rides one of the wolves and attacks the townspeople as well.

Okay, for this one, Desmond is obviously the San of this AU and his wolf brethren would be Altaïr and Ezio.

Can we keep Gillian Anderson as Moro? No? Fine. Maria Auditore or Minerva gets the role of mama!wolf god. Take your pick.

Yeah, George Washington’s gonna steal that head. XD

Alright, so those are the main three done and here are some more Studio Ghibli AU ideas that I’m just throwing out there:

Fuck it. I want a Castle in the Sky one so here: Arno x Desmond with Laputa Castle in the Sky with Desmond being the mysterious man everyone wants to abduct and Arno helping him try to escape and also looking for the mythical Laputa that his father had been searching until his untimely demise.

My Neighbors the Yamada with the Kenway family. Either this is a sweet AU where nothing bad happened to them OR this is like the exact opposite of My Neighbors the Yamada and is just pure Kenway Family Drama all the way. Either way, the fic would be set in Desmond’s POV who is neighbors with the Kenways and it’s up to you if this is gonna be EdDes, HayDes or ConDes (or even JenDes)

Kiki Delivery Service with Desmond being Kiki, Clay as Jiji and Leonardo being that kid that is absolutely enraptured by how Desmond could use a broom to fly. The bakery is absolutely owned by the Auditores with Maria Auditore pregnant with Petruccio. (this can either be EziDes or LeoDes)

Only Yesterday AU where Jacob returns to his childhood rural town after a very bad breakup and tries to ‘repair’ his relationship with his sister that shattered after their father’s death. She’s married and has a child and her husband’s cousin, Desmond, is also a distant childhood friend.

The Cat Returns would be so fun for Desmond and I kinda want it to be Eivor x Desmond with the Cat King being Odin. I don’t know why, it sorta kinda fits? Baron could even be Basim and Toto would be Hytham, why not?

I kinda wanna make a joke and say Graves of the Fireflies with the Frye twins but just remembering Graves of the Fireflies makes me wanna cry so no, we are not using Graves of the Firefly in this one unless the AU has Desmond save the kids.

I gotta end it there because if I don’t, I’ll be stuck here thinking of AU ideas for every Studio Ghibli film I’ve watched and I’m pretty sure I watched almost all of them. God, I wanted to make a Nausicaa Valley of the Winds AU but all I can think of are the Templars using ancient weapons to control the world and Desmond being Nausicaa. That’s as far as I got.

#you know that meme from porco rosso?#the one where gina’s going ‘i like stupid men’#that applies to canon pairings #but also to every desmond pairing #where desmond or the other person can be the dumb one XD #anyway #studio ghibli au #ask and answer #no usual tags because #altdes #ezides #condes #teecup writes/has a plot #fic idea: assassin's creed

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huecycles · 1 year

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i always talk about t4t spamvil but never their sexualities, so: spamton is pan while jevil is bi :)

#at first i hced spamton as gay #but he clearly thinks queen is attractive #when asked if he likes men in the qna he said smth like #'i like anyone who gives me money' lmfao #which aside from his stupid greed he could be pan!#pink and yellow glasses + pipis blue = pan flag #he's also SO FUCKING SUS about jevil this is canonical #the intimacy they had to play games together #jevil did that with seam too #seam misses him while spamton hates him so much he can't get him off his mind #and likens him to an ex with the ketchup kids meme #this guy is pan is hell #jevil is bi because as a bi person i want him to be #plus he's like that post about gay eminem #he likes tasque manager's tity #he loves the nonbinary/agender swag seam brings #and also fawns over men like spamton #spamton spamton spamton in his mind #i think we need more pan/bi solidarity thanks #them being trans makes me SO happy as i've said before #when can i steal their genders toby fox?#thanks spamton and jevil for helping me navigate trans feelings #spamvil #spamton #jevil #headcanons #txt

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homeless202 · 10 months

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"you're so much weaker and frail than me, you even lost weight. let me walk you home." *fuckboy lip bite*

*murmurs* "don't wanna pick a fight my ass"

"wow. aren't we moving too quickly, babe? what, you even wanna netflix and chill back at mine?" *disgust*

#this situation gave me big 'polite young man: my mom said to protect women bc they're more frail than men' vibes #like well-intended momma's boy but doesn't realize the way he thinks and says it is borderline misogyny💀💀#poor ey. i feel for him #i'm sorry hj but u don't say sth like that and intend to 'not pick a fight' like wtf my man??#they're so stupid i love them #no home #no home manhwa #집이 없어 #webtoon #eunyung baek #haejoon goh #ey hj parallels #meme

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thecommunalfoolboy · 1 year

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Love that this single celled organism is the face of the trans men tag

#we’re very stupid #trans #transgender #lgbtq #queer #transmasc #gay #gay shit #trans man #trans men #transmaculine #trans ftm #trans male #trans community #trans boy #trans guy #trans memes

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studentinpursuitofclouds · 9 months

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Isaac: *being mean to Victor for no good reason*

Wren: Hey, what are you doing?! Stop it, now!

Bella: Such rudeness was unnecessary. What's the point of this?

Myra: Isaac, you're not as heartless as you want to appear, I know you have a good heart...

Rain: *a stern look* Only cowards bully the helpless.

Shiro: If you don't want to communicate, just say so, why call names?

May: And why am I not surprised that he would be so tactless? You can't stop being a bitch for one day, huh?

Ziana: T-That was very rude of you, Mr. Isaac!

Elisa: How d a r e you say that to Victor!?

Julian: *with a steel voice* Is it so hard to be patient with each other? There's no need to take your negativity out on others.

Skylar: And you think this is the behavior of an adventurer? You should be ashamed of yourself!

Bo: *with a magical flame in hands* You done did it now, bitch.

Hestia: *Transforms into a dragon form, ready to vaporize Isaac*

Isaac: *realizes his fatal mistake*

Marley: Phah, you're screwed, my friend. Like, completely fucked.

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