#take the stairs

[hailieshapedbox]

i was that budtender that always gave sooo much free shit. in hollywood they literally could never figure out how i had such low sales compared. bitch its bc i dont fuck with your corporate bullshit, ooohf i went in when they told us to upsale the homeless buying $6 grams!!!! holla at the under paid, i get my fuckinn my worth

#fuck every 9-5 #n lmk if you need help #8 streams of income baby #20+ jobs in my life every single one fucked me over #fuckers sign contracts guranteeing a raise then its oh you already have the raise. bs bc my starting pay was a dollar more #fuck you pay me #the tables keep turning n they spiral up #take the stairs #lmao #life #love #trippy #drugs #smoke #weed #marijuana #cannabis #420 #710 #stoner #hippie #blunts #joints #bong rips #corporate bullshit #eat the rich but vegan #n this girl tellinn me she would give you extra if ya cute. chooseyyyyy. i dont fw that wildness #everybody smokes #everybody eats

[yaknowlikenyah]

It might seem like a weird question but do you work out? And if you do share your secrets because you have like the most gorgeous body I've seen in quite a while >///< if you don't the only other option i see is some kind of witchcraft

So I have several contributing factors here.

1) Genetics. I’m built like a lanky elf while my Cister is built like a bombshell hourglass. Sometimes that shit just happens.

2) Full disclosure, Tummy issues (I’m pretty sure at least partially influenced by some meds I took that had scary nasty side effects) and adhd make it hard for me to remember to eat/keep that calories I do eat. I’m not sensitive about it, and after struggling with the body image issues it gave me I’ve actually been super proud of myself for putting on more weight!! My work has been a lifesaver in making sure I have healthy, consistent meals, and I’m super happy with the way that’s been going. I can donate blood now!! It’s all very exciting.

3) and the reason that my legs/ass are Like That™- Stairs. So many stairs. My house? Getting up and down to my room is a flight of them and my room is on the 3rd floor. Just walking to work? At least 2 hills and 2 flights of stairs. My work? 6 flights of stairs and a slow af elevator. I take stairs two at a time instead of using escalators. It’s faster. Before I moved to the city I’m in I had like absolutely 0 ass. I was insecure about it. After living here two years?? It’s absolutely shocking. I still don’t super believe it’s real. Just walking everywhere has been FANTASTIC for my health and stamina.

4) Blood sacrifice.

#i work as a server and lemme tell you that job is PHYSICAL #I don’t believe in hiding stuff about my issues with food cause it definitely influences my figure in a way that looks good #but is unhealthy long term #and it’s something I’ve been working to get better at #but seriously #stairs #take the stairs #disordered eating mention #like nyah? #brotherly advice

[bunysliper]

Castle Ficlet: Onlooker (Take the Stairs verse) 1/1

Onlooker (Take the Stairs verse)

 She wasn't eavesdropping, not really. It was just hard not to pay attention to the people around her in the coffee shop, and even more difficult to pretend she wasn't watching the people at the end of the bank of tables. All four of them.

 Between the cheerful squeals from the kids and the deep laughter from their father, they certainly weren't being subtle about enjoying their time together and didn't seem to care that they were getting people's eyes on them. It was cute, though, watching the little ones creep closer to their father, seeing the eldest's face light up when the others turned to her. It was obvious that their father was woefully outnumbered, but he didn't seem to mind. In fact, it looked like he was relishing in all of it, cradling the little ones and listening to the eldest as they all settled in and tucked into the drinks – hot chocolate for the kids, she was sure – and the snacks in front of them.

 Kate's cheeks heated a little when his head swiveled in her direction and his eyes met hers, catching her in her study.

 He grinned, gesturing for her to join them with the casual tilt of his head.

 For a moment, she felt bad; she was supposed to still be working, giving the four of them the chance to have fun with one another. But she'd wrapped up the paperwork early and hadn't been able to resist tracking them down, even if she'd tried (and failed) to keep her distance.

 "Hey you," Rick called when she didn't move from her chair. "Thought you weren't going to be done for another couple of hours; we were going to meet you at the precinct."

 Kate laughed softly, getting to her feet and closing the distance to her family. She should've known better than to try to stay away.

 "Finished early," she explained, leaning over to kiss Alexis first, then Anna and Eli, before dragging a chair closer to her fiancé and touching her lips to his.

 Rick hummed against her mouth, shifting the twins on his lap and making sure Eli didn't land face first as he tried to crawl into Kate's arms instead.

 "Well, I'm glad you decided to meet us here," he said, checking Anna's face to make sure she hadn't crammed too big a bite of marble cake into her mouth. "Buy you a coffee?"

 Kate nodded, rubbing a fingertip over her son's cheek. Already, Rick was getting to his feet to do just that. "Please. And while you're gone, I'll get these guys to tell me exactly what was so funny a few minutes ago."

 Across from her Alexis threw her head back and laughed.

 "Okay, so..."

#Fluffy Friday #Caskett #Caskett Fanfic #Castle Fanfic #Castle Fanfiction #My Fanfic #Picture Prompt #Take the Stairs #Take the Stairs verse #Castle AU Fic

[suicideandcheese]

We Laugh About It Now, But

Midnight, cold sweat, sitting on a basket of Fresh, warm laundry. Better take my sweater off. Damn, hand's a little shaky. Not liking this. Waiting on some guy named Doug. Dispatch said 35 minutes. I tried to make conversation. You know, Talk me down. "This is kinda traumatizing..." No response. "Hello? Hello?" Cut off again. It's been an eternal 55 and staring at the timer Run up on my phone. 45% left. Call my girl. She's concerned but it's funny to her, I know it. "Call me when he gets there, okay?". Great. Where is this tech? Doug, where the fuck and how? Wish I could piss. Wish I could sip some water. It's just me trapped in a death box pretending I'm doing what I do best, sitting in little rooms alone. Will not budge. Gives a glimpse of opening, then Grumbles back closed. Press a floor number And it hums a migraine for 10 minutes. Well fuck my life and call me done. Stuck in basement cart #2. Footsteps... Hear Some couple, a lady bitches about waiting. Oh, you gotta wait?! I shove my digits in the slit, Grasp and pull repeatedly to no avail. They've no clue I'm even in here, rough-housing this goof machine. Okay, settle down. Do my best zen impression, Let the waves of anxiety wash through me. Deep breaths and mental fortitude. If I hear a fire alarm right now, I'm done for. Calamity and claustrophobia on the mind. 65 minutes. I can hear a phone ringing. "Yeah, no, I'm in now..." And boosh! Some giant Of a grizzled man swooshes my fears away. I grab that basket and jump the fuck out. "Holy shit, that made me nervous, man." "Yeah, I imagine that wasn't fun." "Not at all." "I couldn't get in the building, sorry. FOB was broke..." "So you got a key for the elevator door or what?" "Yeah, opens it right up." "And, so you're Doug?" "I'm Doug." "Thanks, Doug." I grab my shit and haul My ass up 5 flights Of stairs.

#take the stairs #poetry #poem #writing #free verse #late night laundry #spilled ink #poeticstories #elevators #poets on tumblr #stucker than stuck #words

[evilhorse]

I’ll take the stairs.

#future state: gotham #Batman #batman 666 #damian wayne #take the stairs #badass #the future #tim seeley #juan ferreyra #dc comics #comics #2020s comics #legacy heroes

[grimroninreviews]

uncanny valley by coin review:

1. learning (9/10)

2. chapstick (10/10)

3. cutie (10/10)

4. take a picture (6/10)

5. brad pitt (10/10)

6. killing me (9/10)

7. i think i met you in a dream (5/10)

8. blackbox (10/10)

9. it works (8/10)

10. take the stairs (5/10)

11. getting older (8/10)

12. watering a dead flower (4/10)

13. plug me in (6/10)

14. loving (9/10)

ranking: B+ tier

a great album from coin

if you like: courtship., cruisr, flor, bad suns, colony house, vacation manor,

#coin #uncanny valley #learning #chapstick #cutie #take a picture #brad pitt #killing me #i think i met you in a dream #blackbox #it works #take the stairs #getting older #watering a dead flower #plug me in #loving #courtship #cruisr #flor #bad suns #colony house #vacation manor

[an--artistic--autistic]

i am unreasonably proud and excited about this

#disability #chronic pain #mobility aid #i am officially running a thing to make my university accessible #i am so ready to fight people over it and I've recruited a bunch of people #we may or may not end up in our local news too #im done with this shit #literally on Friday had to walk around the building bc the elevator broke again and i couldn't do stairs #should take 30 seconds instead took like 10 minutes

[ionomycin]

Grief

ref photo by @jawsstone

#artists on tumblr #my friend let me use a really gorgeous photo they took #it made my brain go brrr #and i had to draw this #i usually take my own reference pics so it was cool to work from someone else's #enjoyed drawing this a lot #despite the subject matter #i saw a pretty scene of a narrow alley #with white stairs stained black from people walking on them #and somehow it took my brain here #grief visits every house

[ericapixie]

Day 25. Prompt: Danger. A PSA about emergencies, you should almost always take the stairs! Fire, earthquake, power outage, or giant monster attacking your city, you do not want to be trapped in an elevator.

#inktober #my art #drawing #pen and ink #inktober 2023 #day 25 #kaiju #safety warning #emergencies #take the stairs

[astuteobservations]

eyes turning ice cold my blood turning hot

#coin take the stairs #oh my GOD #who CARES #if the LIFT is BROKE #TAKE THE STAIRS #coin #chase lawrence #ryan winnen #joe memmel

[heatheneldritch]

Left abandoned, Mother Nature can once again take over.

#Cottagecore #Naturecore #Nature #Moss #Vines #Take Over #Landscape #Stairs #Mother Nature #Beautiful #Abandoned #Tranquility #SonneLuna

[strange-destinations]

I MADE A GAME! it's a short little walkaround adaptation of Sophocles' Antigone, set in a dying apartment tower, with a whole host of characters who you may or may not recognize. Music, art, and writing all by me - you can play it here, either in-browser or downloadable (although I've been informed that if you download it, the fonts may not function correctly).

It may receive updates in future - I made it in about a month for a class assignment, so I didn't have time to include everything I wanted to, and the music is all taken from various other projects of mine - so stay tuned for whenever that happens! For now, enjoy a 30-40 minute game with a single, inevitable conclusion. And do let me know what you think.

#antigone #antigone sophocles #antigone will take the stairs today #my art #my writing

[bluerosefox]

Drake Siblings

Have I read this prompt somewhere or was this a fever dream from my bored mind.

What if, now hear me out.

What if we bring up Dana Winters-Drake (whose confirmed to at least be alive in the DC verse but no one knows where she actually is)

What if instead of when she had a mental breakdown and getting committed to an Bludhaven clinc she wandered away before anyone noticed and by the time Tim or anyone did notice a lot of stuff started happening at once in both Gotham and Bludhaven (Steph dying, The Bludhaven crisis, etc etc)

Tim still tries to find her though but even with best resources it was like she just disappeared into the wilderness and the stress of trying to handle more and more problems get worse.

So when out of the blue, a couple of years later, he gets a call from an unknown number. On his private, only for friends and family, phone and when he answers he meet with a young girls voice on the other end.

A very young, maybe six or seven, girl who informs him about his apparently half-brother Danny Drake-Fenton. And how she loves Danny so, so, so much but knows her home is dangerous for him to be in.

Tim is stunned and before he could question her, she says Danny is Dana and Jack's baby and that her parents had adopted him years ago and put Dana's stuff that the hospital had away for him to look at when he was older but she just had to fight off their lunch from eating her brother and she knows he needs a better place to live and so she snooped around and found Dana's diary and that she had to unscramble the nonsense Dana wrote and found Tim's number with the words 'tell him about his brother Danny' hidden in it. And-

But before she could keep rambling she hears Danny screaming "JAZZY THE MILK WENT BAD AGAIN AND HISSED AT ME!"

Tim is left with silence after hearing Jazz yell to Danny to lock the fridge and step out of the kitchen as she gets the bat.

#danny phantom #danny fenton #crossover #dp x dc #blue rambles #danny phantom dc #writing ideas #random idea #dpxdc #jazz fenton #tim drake #danny and tim are half brothers #dana Winters-Drake was pregnant when she disappeared #she was out of her mind until she found out and tried her best to regain control but it was hard #she had in and out episodes #she wanted to contact Tim but knew he was still in Gotham and she just coulnt due to episodes of her mental health failing #she was found months later in labor and rushed to a hospital and Danny somehow came out healthy #small but healthy #Dana however lasted a few more hours before passing away from the birth #weeks laters Danny is adopted or fostered out #Dana wrote in diary but scramble and scribbled during her episodes #Jazz finds it and being the smarty she is starts figuring it out #it also set her on her path to understand the human mind #Tim gets to be a big brother #not just for Danny though #hes gonna take Jazz in too after he finds out about how bad the home life is #will Danny still become Phantom though? #maybe #maybe Tim gets there and Jack and Maddie finished the portal way earlier than canon and Danny being curious goes to see #and comes down the stairs to see his baby brother die and then come back

[beanghostprincess]

"Kuina's death is ridiculous" yes! That's the point! You do realize that falling down the stairs is a way of showing Zoro how fragile human lives are, right? You are aware that the point of Kuina's character is the unfairness of the world towards women in comparison to the privileges men have, like living in itself and fulfilling their dreams, right? You know that Kuina's death is "ridiculous and dumb" because it's meant to show that even the strongest person Zoro knew could die from something so little, right? You understand that the value Zoro gives to life is fucking immense, right? Right?? You realize Zoro can't seek revenge because nobody took her away from him and now the only thing he can do is become the world's greatest swordsman to avenge her death, right? You get that Zoro's character is an atheist because he doesn't believe in anyone and he can only rely on himself when it comes to Kuina's sudden death, right? You are aware that sometimes people die in the simplest of ways and that doesn't make them weak because death doesn't discriminate, right? You know that all of these things are what make Zoro's character so interesting and important, right? Right??? You know, right?

Well, of course you fucking don't because if you knew you wouldn't be saying her death is ridiculous <3

#if i see somebody else complaining about this i am going to throw hands i swear to god #sorry i just saw a bad take in here and i couldn't stay quiet #it's the most basic thing about zoro's character why are people complaining #'his backstory is boring' well i think YOU are boring and also don't have good taste #i am a zoro defender for life and his backstory with kuina is amazing shutupshutup #stop trying to find a weird dark theory abt her death. you won't find anything. that's just it. she died. #she fell down the stairs and died and it's a great story let kuina rest in peace #one piece #roronoa zoro #shimotsuki kuina

[rongzhi]

Dad hobbies

English added by me :)

#douyin #video #tiktok #REAL... #i always knew my dad was super bored because he'd go over to the dining room (where my sister was）《哟！还趴在地上呢》 #and then i'd hear him trudge over to the stairs and take his slippers off and start climbing the stairs to see what i was up to 《娃娃～干嘛呢～》

[aimseytv]

you ever think about your favourite character and suddenly you have to urge to stick your head under a hydraulic press 

#yeah #sometimes i think about mae borowski and i need to slinky myself down the stairs #or i'll think about finn and i just need to take a bath in a volcano