#the wheel is spinning but the hamster is dead

[fireh0es]

incorrect 911 screencaps part 3/??

#911 on fox #911onfox #911 on abc #911 fox #911 abc #incorrect 911 screencaps #incorrect 911 quotes #buddie #eddie diaz #evan buckley #poor eddie #the wheel is spinning but the hamster is dead #source: community 5x10

[cherryzombiezz-art]

mental eelness

#the wheel is spinning but the hamster is dead #groovy art #sona

[lokisasylum]

Moonie (my hermit crab son) is literally the embodiment of that meme that goes:

I'm alive--

I'm dead.

I'm watching TV.

I'm looking at you.

Fuck you!

I'm dead again.

I'm up.

I can run faster than a bitch around the house!!!

#little dude can go from spinning at 100mph on the hamster wheel to dropping dead asleep only to get up and run again #sometimes he does little tours around his sand box #comes up to eat and drop dead asleep on top of the food #loki's slice of life #loki's shitpost #hermit crabs #pet blog

[evenmoreofadisaster]

One and two individually: intelligent, cunning, resourceful

One and two together: the wheel is spinning but the hamster is dead

The hamster is very, very dead

#emd au #emd asks

[adeptune01]

*out on patrol*

Bruce: Hello everyone, it's been a while- please check in.

Dick: Copy, this is Maverick, over and out.

Tim: Chillin'-

Duke: Like a villain.

Jason: Four score and seven years ago our father-

Steph: Who art in heaven-

Cass: In.

Bruce: Stop- stop- I think I heard everyone. Next time stick to call signs. *leaves main com channel*

Dick: Did anyone hear Damian?

Jason: Nah. His wheel's spinning but his hamster's dead.

Tim: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

Meanwhile: Damian: I sense someone discussing me.

Jon *nervously*: Really? Do you need to leave?

Damian *sits back down*: No. It was just Todd. They're all on patrol.

Jon *who couldn't hear that even with super hearing, under his breath*: How does he know? How does he know?

#they never use call signs #bruce hates it #Damian does this regularly #damian wayne #damian al ghul #dick grayson #richard grayson #jason todd #timothy drake #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #duke thomas #bruce wayne #batman #the signal #nightwing #red hood #red robin #robin #orphan #dc signal #dc comics #dcu #dc universe #dc #batfamily #batfam #batfam incorrect quotes

[jjs-other-other-blog]

Okay so I did it. I finally watched the rest of Supernatural which I hadn't seen yet and it was both better and worse than I thought. Let me explain:

Now that I've actually seen it I can say that a lot of season 13, 14 and 15 felt like the show was half dead already, like they just kept going through the motions. Stick to the basic formular and keep it running. Big bad evil. Somebody makes a deal and lies about it. One of them is about to go darkside and has to be reined in. Somebody tries to sacrifice themselves. The wheels on the bus go round and round. The villains, the heroes, their sacrifices - we've seen this film before.

The only new player on the board who at the same time really changes up some dynamics in these last few seasons is Jack. He's a bit cluesless and he likes nougat. Cute, but not that exciting to be honest. What really makes him interesting though is the effect he had on the people around him. Because both Sam and Cas form a sort of fatherly bond with Jack which drives a huge wedge between them and Dean who violently swings between wanting to kill Jack and taking him fishing. But even that knew clusterfuck of dynamics gets old and frankly unnerving rather quickly.

Because over the last couple of seasons we see Dean become less the macho stereotype he tried to be for his father, he becomes gentler, kinder. Except when it comes to Jack which makes zero sense in my opinion and also makes me hate Dean which makes watching this part super uncomfortable.

I mean, there has to be some sort of friction between the brothers, but Jack just becomes another loop on the carousel. Dean has forgiven worse before, but still hates Jack, then changes his mind about it a thousand times. He teaches him to drive (in the Impala no less), he wants to put Jack down like a rabid dog, he hugs him, he will never forgive him. Hamster in a wheel, round and round he goes for no tangible reason.

They should've played the "this is all Chuck, it feels weird and off because it's all Chuck and he's a terrible writer" card more - it could've been brilliant. Lean into the "this is a show written by the villain" narrative more. Use more technichal terms. Have Sam say out loud that he has plot armour and stuff like that. Have Jack explain that Cas isn't at the big show down because the boss doesn't like him and wants this to be about the two brothers. Say out loud that Dean's anger with Jack is misplaced because it's not his anger, Chuck put it there. It's vaguely there, sometimes you can see the implications shimmer through, but they should've gone for it 100%.

They were onto a so very interesting idea that was meta in a way I have never really seen before, but as usual they only scratched the surface. It's just so sad. Season 15 had some very emotional heavy hitters. The big fight and reconciliation bewteen Dean and Cas. Cas stepping into the role of Jack's father for real. The empty finally collecting its debt. And as I said, fighting the narrative is an amazing premise. Season 15 had everything it needed to be great and then they screwed up royally only a few steps before crossing the finish line.

TL;DR: As always, Supernatural had a great idea, but never fully explored it and instead repeated the same drama they recycle every season. I know it's really just terrible writing, but the Chuck won theory actually explains why they didn't dive further into this concept and why even in seaon 15 they all kept spinning that wheel instead of breaking it.

#supernatural #spn #dean winchester #sam winchester #castiel #jack kline #chuck won #chuck shurley

[redjayson]

Murder cave 3! I love murder cave so much (and Winter Shizun but that one also got an ask so I guess you can decide whether or not to do it again?)

murder cave 3! poor liu qingge, he has a hamster wheel spinning frantically in his brain post-lingxi caves but after the peak lord meeting there are so many new hamsters. it's low-key a stressful time to be liu qingge, and this fic is all about him Dealing With the aftereffects of murder cave parts one and two

this snippet is pre-peak lord meeting, when our boy is still only trying to fight the singular hamster instead of the multitude

Liu Qingge had thought he already confronted this in the Lingxi Caves, but Shen Qingqiu really did save his life. To the best of his ability, even; he hadn’t half-assed it. Liu Qingge almost would have expected that, given how little effort Shen Qingqiu seems to put into cultivating correctly, yet he had pushed well beyond what he should or even could do.  I’m trying to save your stupid life. I can’t yell at you if you’re already dead.  The most begrudging explanation possible, on the heels of one of the most selfless acts Liu Qingge has ever seen Shen Qingqiu willingly commit.  What’s the truth?  Shen Qingqiu hates him. That’s a central tenet of their relationship, such as it is. Liu Qingge hates him right back. No, he wouldn’t let Shen Qingqiu die, not if he had the power to prevent it, but Liu Qingge had always figured that that was a mindset completely unreciprocated. Shen Qingqiu can’t really have passed up the chance to get an enemy out of the way just because he enjoys yelling at Liu Qingge. He could yell at a stone tablet bearing his name just as easily as he could yell at the flesh-and-blood Liu Qingge, and it would have nearly the same effect for how much attention Liu Qingge pays to him. 

#murder cave au #julia writes #ask prompt #svsss

[santanarohana]

A heart that bleeds ink (bleeds lives)

(I don't know English, so anything sounding strange is Google Translate's fault) I want to get worse. I saw a post, at some point, of a collage made with a painting and the faces of Danny, Dani, Dan and even Vlad, saying something about Clockwork having commissioned a painting and such, and that causing confusion, giving the impression of a Targaryen type case going on there. If anyone recognizes it, let me know, I want to read it again. Either way, it got the hamster wheel in my head spinning. Raise your hand if you've watched Barbie Rapunzel. Anyone who watched it, or has even a vague knowledge of it, probably knows about the magic brush she used to paint landscapes that acted as portals to different places. Well, I say that the Infinite Realms have ectopaint, which absorbs the emotion the painter is feeling and translates it into a painting. Because you are translating impressions and feelings rather than an exact memory, there is some artistic freedom in interpreting the paint itself and how you decide to express that on canvas. Which can lead to some unusual and confusing scenes, case in point, Dora introduces Danny to her art studio and encourages him to paint as an outlet and also as a way of dealing with his traumas and unprocessed feelings. So he gives it a chance. He pours his feelings about Vlad, Dan, Ellie, the failed clones, even his newfound promotion to royalty, into the paint, and then watches as the brush transfers that mess to the canvas. This results in a picture that puts him on the verge of hysterical laughter, or a complete emotional breakdown.

There's Danny, in the dead center of the frame, or he assumes it's Danny, sitting on something he can't see because of the fullness of her skirts. Yes, skirts, because he is wearing what appears to be a dress, white, voluminous, with lots of ruffles and lace. A waist too small to not be cinched into a corset, ruffles at the neckline giving the illusion of a bust, and shoulders exposed due to dropped sleeves. Numerous necklaces adorned the expanse of her slender neck, effectively covering her Adam's apple with pearls and a teardrop-shaped diamond, almost as large as her thumb, hanging down to rest in the space between her collarbones. His hair is much longer and twisted into a hairstyle so elaborate that his scalp aches in sympathy, a diamond-studded crown sitting on top. Danny looks otherworldly, unreal, in the frame. Also uncomfortable and confined, green eyes suspicious, desperate, as they looked to one side of the painting, to where Vlad was depicted, his red eyes very satisfied, expression like a cat that ate the canary, full of pride, arrogance and a sense of very familiar possession. Between Danny and Vlad stands a child, a boy, maybe ten years old, red eyes familiar and venomous as they look at Vlad and his matching red eyes, it's Dan. One of Vlad's hands rests on one of his bony shoulders, too small for his weight. that seems to rest there, and Danny's free hand grabs his opposite sleeve, closest to him, fingers gripping in a white, desperate grip, wanting and failing to completely remove him from Vlad's grasp. On the opposite side of Danny, where there is no Vlad or Dan, is a little girl, with his eyes and hair, who can only be Ellie. So small, how old is she there? Her hair is twisted into a much simpler version of Danny's hairstyle, half tied into a crown of braids adorned with diamond-headed hairpins, half falling loosely down her back, her small body tucked into a lacy white dress. Between Danny and Tiny-Ellie, half hidden by their skirts so that only one of their eyes is visible, is what looks like a much smaller version of Danny, the same coloring, the same familiar face, and a tightness in her stomach. identifies him as his smaller clone, if he looked like a child slightly younger than Tiny-Ellie. A little in front of Tiny-Ellie, looking a little older than her, was another boy, with the same green eyes as Danny, but black hair, and a skin tone closer to Vlad's blue than his olive green. Danny, that had to be his muscular clone. At Danny's feet was a baby, old enough to sit up on its own, maybe even crawl, but hardly walk. His hair was white, his eyes were red, and his skin was as clear as milk. He looked albino, like those rabbits with white fur and red eyes, and Danny knew exactly who he was supposed to represent. The clone with the sheet.

There was a bundle of cloth in the crook of Danny's arm, with a tiny face peering out, a newborn baby, small enough to be quite possibly premature, strands of white hair peeking out from under the cap pulled over its tiny head, green eyes squinted. The Prime clone, Daniel. There was someone positioned behind Danny, hands resting on his bare shoulders, not possessively, but protectively. He looked like how Danny looked when he was Phantom, and at the same time he didn't. There was a distinct sense of otherness, of foreignness, that let Danny know it wasn't him, despite the shared resemblance. It wasn't just the breadth of his shoulders, the superior height or the abundance of muscles, while Danny was still a stick in both ways. Nor were his eyes, one familiar green, the other purple. A familiar stranger, and as Danny tried to figure out who it could be, he felt, hands resting on his hazmat-covered shoulders, familiar and foreign, and looking back he found the same figure depicted in the painting. A shared look, of understanding and recognition, and Danny knew who it was. A representation of the Ghost Zone, who he had been inadvertently linked to since a portal to another dimension opened upon him.

#dpxdc #danny phantom

[ya-like-huey-lewis-and-the-news]

how the dead poets would prompose…

(pt. 1)

a/n: so my friend promposed to one of my other friends last night and i was like "okay i guess i have to write hc's for this now🙄🙄” so HERE IS THAT I HOPE U ENJOY

also ignore the logistics aspect of this w the private school blah blah blah this is my blog and i make the rules🙈🙈

neil perry:

(yes i used a swing kids gif shut up)

definitely did some sort of surprise musical number

yes, all of the rest of the poets were his backup singers.

and they were all into it too which is surprising

charlie definitely was resistant but enjoyed it the most

regardless of whether this is modern day or canon-time period, he would probably do a rendition of a song by the chordettes or frankie valli and the four seasons, that kind of thing

maybe some billy joel🫣🫣

you can tell how hard they worked on it

it was surprisingly good for a group of unhinged teenagers

mr keating was also there in the corner bc he knew ab it but wanted to see the finished product

neil ends the song on one knee holding his hand out to you like "(y/n)…will you go to prom with me?"

you say yes obvs

he just has the biggest smile on his face

hugs you and picks you up and spins you around<33333

todd anderson:

writes you a poem obviously

tries to keep it a secret, since he doesn’t want any of the other boys accidentally spilling the beans (i love that phrase sm)

most likely only tells neil and has mr keating proofread

even though he does not need proofreading

he puts his entire heart and soul into the poem

like it brings you to tears

this man loves you so much and it’s all on that one piece of paper

he leaves it on ur bed for you to find and once he sees you went into your room he stands in the doorway until you’re done reading

he is very nervous

you turn around and see him standing there

he sees you crying and he feels awful and goes to ask if ur okay

but u just hug him as tight as possible and don’t let go

and that was a mutual agreement that the answer was yes

charlie dalton:

i honestly had a hard time figuring this one out

i feel like he would use some sort of inside joke

like kind of like the teapot in the office

something like that

when he tells the rest of the boys all of them are confused but no one can question charlie's madness

he just knows for certain it will work

mr keating is very proud of his creativity

he’ll probably leave it on your bed waiting for you to find it

…and will also forget he put it there so he is quite confused as to why you are knocking on his dorm room door in the middle of the afternoon

when he opens the door he is simply attacked in a hug and kisses all over his face

he embraces you back and is lowkey giving himself a smirk

you say yes obvs

he is very pleased with how he did!!

you knew charlie was going to ask you, but you could not figure out how

he is quite the wildcard

but as always, regardless of his hamster wheel brain, he was able to show you at least a little bit of how much he loved you :)

thank you so much for reading! i had quite a lot of fun with this lol pls lmk if u want a part two with the rest of them and/or possibly how the actual prom night would go🫣🫣i hope u enjoyed !! have a great day mwah

#dead poets society x reader #dead poets society headcanons #dead poets society #neil perry headcanons #neil perry x reader #neil perry #todd anderson headcanons #todd anderson x reader #todd anderson #charlie dalton headcanons #charlie dalton x reader #charlie dalton

[psychotic4ghost]

Some of my friends quotes as Incorrect COD quotes

~Anything Mykie is tagged for saying is stuff I said irl~

Masterlist

Warning: VERY Dark humor

This is dark humor, do you wish to proceed?

Warning, this is dark.

THIS IS DARK HUMOR YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED I warned you, please don't report

Mykie: It's 9:11

Ghost: Make a wish!

Price: That's not how that works!!!

Soap: “MYKIE I NEED UR HELP ITS URGENT”

Mykie: “What? I hope I can help over the phone. Cause I literally just sat down to shat”

Price: so that was my Christmas present

Mykie: it's gonna become the murder weapon :)

Ghost: I live in your head rent free.

Mykie: I mean if you're fine with having autism as a roommate, go ahead.

Mykie: What are you doing?

Ghost: Not much *hiding in the enemy teams bushes*

Alejandro: I've heard that term but I don't know what it means

Rudy: *explains for a full minute*

Alejandro: oh ok...that's gay

Soap: Hi Price, I forgot you where here

Price: This is ma house?!

Soap: So my fat fucking nuts have come under fire by the enemy once again.

Gaz: I don't think a bear needs a motive for murder. *referring to Ghost as the bear*

Mykie: Don't be sad. Be Glad.

Soap: Trash bags

*Mykie with a pistol, shoot a dude once and just looks at him.*

Ghost: You just put one in his stomach and looked at him like 'what you gonna do about it.'

*Talking about getting our ducks in line*

Soap: I have geese.

Price: Whatever the fuck they are, they need to be in line!

Soap: My brain is like a hamster on a wheel.

Ghost: But the hamster is dead and it's spinning on momentum.

Ghost: I guarantee you can't get to my house and kill me before I jump out of my window and do a 360 torpedo jackknife into my concrete.

Soap: My stomach hurts so bad, I don't know what this fart is going to do to my seat

Mykie: Well he's going to appear somewhere. *Soap screaming* there he is.

Ghost: My thirst will be sated by the blood of the innocent.

Mykie: I think I just heard a Chihuahua in our apartment…Nvm it’s just Soap.

Sorry some of these are pretty dark in the humor department. But I thought it would be fun to turn mine and my friends quote into incorrect COD quotes!

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I'll make more of these if they get enough traction and once I gather more quotes from my friends

#call of duty #cod #ghost call of duty #ghost mw2 #mw2 #simon ghost riley #simon riley call of duty #simon riley #oc #mw2 simon riley #alejandro vargas #rudy call of duty #soap mactavish #captain john price #kyle gaz garrick #Mykie Jamison #incorrect cod quotes

[vivanightcity]

Get such ‘the wheel is spinning, but the hamster is dead’ vibes from Van, and I don’t know if it’s him, or if it’s the expressions in photomode

#both both is good #cyberpunk 2077 #cyberpunk photomode #look at this young loser pretending he's not dying #my vp #vibes of ivan

[the-black-manor]

I am simultaneously brain dead and having too many thoughts. It's like the hamster wheel in my head is spinning at mach Jesus, but the hamster has long since died and been flung out.

#phantom talks

[opanchu]

ok ahkj questions that i copied from like two oomfies cause im bored 🫰

1. What do you think about All Hail King Julien?

insane show. nobody should watch it for their own good

2. When did you first watch the show?

this year specifically uhhhh from early april to early may

3. Favorite season?

average exiled enjoyer

4. Favorite episode?

karlmageddon cause mort peaked. also true bromance. oh and the panchurian candidate i forgor

5. Least favorite episode?

s2 ep 2 the only good thing that episode gave us was the song pose. also the finale ijbol

6. Favorite scene?

mort defeating morticus tbh

7. Least favorite scene?

literally any scene with maggie

8. Favorite characters?

kj, maurice, clover and mort my beloveds..... also karl, ted, pancho, crimson and rob

9. Least favorite character?

grandpa mort if he wasnt already dead he should be. theres also characters I couldnt care less for and most of their appearances annoy me (cough cough sage)

10. Favorite ships?

kj and maurice are very cute.... i know some of my mutuals dont like jover and i respect that you do you but personally they make my brain spin like a hamster wheel. i like kj and karl too cause #parallels. also horst and mary ann my favorite straights

11. Least favorite ships?

I FUCKING HATE CLAGE RAHHHHHH CLOVER DESERVES BETTER

12. Have you ever cried while watching?

naur but when maurice fell to his "death" i was so flabbergasted

13. Favorite songs?

boom da party, theme song, big stacks, swagnificent, true bromance, I love your toes, etc etc this show's soundtrack is peak

[evenmoreofadisaster]

“The wheel is spinning but the hamsters dead” anon here, The real question is is the hamster also dead for one when usagi is involved?

The hamster is alive but it’s running so fast that the wheel pops off it’s hinges

#emd au #emd asks

[evermemes]

[LYRIC STARTERS] ✧˚ · . so much (for) stardust - fall out boy

WITH REFERENCES TO: alcohol. feel free to change these in any way you seem fit.

" you know I'm dying out here " " what would you trade the pain for? " " you were the sunshine of my lifetime " " I'd never go, I just want to be invited " " I've just about snapped " " don't look back " " nowhere left for us to go but heaven " " we're told we've got to get ahead no matter what it takes " " there's nowhere off the hamster wheel of this rat race " " give up what you love before it does you in " " no matter what they tell you, the future's up for grabs " " is there a word for 'bad miracle'? " " nobody said the road was endless " " nobody said the climb was friendless " " could we please pretend this won't end? " " we could cry a little, cry a lot " " don't stop dancing, don't dare stop " " we could dance our tears away " " heartbreak feels so good " " we said we'd never grow up " " when you ask how I've been, I know you mean well " " who am I dialling tonight? " " that's a bummer " " thaw out my freezer burn feelings for twenty summers " " I'm just a cherub riding comets through the night sky " " I love my life " " I know I'm getting older 'cause I'm getting less pissed " " you put the 'fun' into disfunction " " hold me like a grudge " " the world is always spinning and I can't keep up " " can't do it on my own " " I guess somehow we made it back with a few dreams of ours still intact " " I am a diamond on the inside. just add the pressure " " I thought I knew better " " I thought it would get better " " I figured somehow by now I would have got it together " " I make no plans and none can be broken " " remember us just like this together " " but this can't last - won't last " " do you laugh about me whenever I leave? or do I just need more therapy " " buried alive inside my dreams " " my mood board is just pictures of you " " but I'm not sad anymore " " I didn't take the love when I had the chance " " you and I and a screw top bottle of wine " " kiss my cheek - baby, please, would you read my eulogy? " " I will never ask you for anything, except to dream sweet of me " " tell me: when the party ends, will you still love who I am? " " here we are untouched forever " " half your life you've been hooked on death " " twice the dreams but half the love " " be careful what you bottle up " " I got this doom and gloom in my mind " " I've got love in my heart " " we'll drive until the engine just gives up " " I know I've made mistakes but at least they were mine to make " " all of my wildest dreams, they just end up with you and me " " I'll be whatever you need me to be " " here I am, not sure if you should take a chance " " I like playing dumb letting you figure me out " " got to throw this year away " " I know I keep my feelings so tucked away " " just another day spend hoping we don't fall apart " " let's twist the knife again " " I'm just trying to keep it together but it gets a little harder when it never gets better " " I'm trying to keep it together " " I guess to you now, I'm just a face in the crowd " " last night I dreamed I still knew you " " I've got all this love I've got to keep to myself " " all this effort to make it look effortless " " I can't be who you need me to be " " someday every candle's gotta run out of wax " " someday no one will remember me when they look back " " time is luck and I wish ours overlapped more " " I'm just melted wax on a birthday cake " " another year fades away " " if you want a job done right, you gotta do it yourself " " what is there between us if not a little annihilation? "

" I'm pretty sure as far as humans go, I'm a tough pill to swallow " " I miss the way it felt " " passed my old street, the house I grew up in " " it breaks your heart, but four of the ramones are dead " " I felt you at the beginning, but I needed you at the end " " stop me if you have heard this all before " " but you don't know me anymore " " that's the way the world used to be before our dreams started bursting at the seams " " the view's so pretty from the deck of a sinking ship " " I just need someone to hold me " " what a time to be alive " " they say that I should try meditation, but I don't want to be with my own thoughts " " when I said 'leave me alone', this isn't quite what I meant " " bad news, what's left? " " I feel like something that's been stretched out over and over again " " I don't have the guts to keep it together " " life is just a game, maybe I'm stuck in a lonely loop " " we thought we had it all " " I need the sound of crowds or I can't fall asleep at night " " can't take my thoughts " " I'm pretty positive my pain isn't cool enough " " ache it 'til you make it " " in another life, you were my babe " " I used to be a real go-getter " " I used to think it'd all get better "

#ever makes . . . #rp memes #rp meme #lyric starters #lyric memes #sentence starters #sentence starter #[ artist: fall out boy ] #[ album: so much (for) stardust ]

[jellogram]

I need a word for "tired but energized." The hamster wheel is spinning a million miles an hour but the hamster is dead