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#unhinged young Justice
theofficialuriel · 2 months
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headcanon that the real reason Jason came back to life was not because of Superboy Prime, but because Young Justice did a necromancy ritual on Tim for shits and giggles. They used the name “Robin” and viola: Robin comes back to life
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yjcorefourenjoyer · 4 months
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Superhero: *says something that is just a hidden insult about Red Robin*
Red Robin who overheard it: *thinks of a comeback that could psychologically kill them. but instead just does a shaky sigh like he always does*
Impulse who has been waiting for Tim to snap for literal years: *whispering* “please say it….. just once….. I’m begging you”
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waterisntreal · 10 months
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I know everyone gives Tim shit for trying to clone Bart and Kon when they died but how come no one talks about how Bart experimented on Kon without his knowledge or consent just because he thought Kon was sad about losing his powers
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arrowheadedbitch · 6 months
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Yj is about to go into a fight
Tim: Alright, young justice, what's the number one rule?
Yj: overlapped talking
Tim: Okay, that's on me, we have a lot of number one rules.
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batfambyval · 7 months
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What liar 😂
Reddy, who do you think you’re talking to?!?!
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flame-343 · 1 month
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Cassie: Just like Tim said, if you don't succeed its only attempted murder
Dick (voice several octaves too high): He does!?
Kon (wiping a teardrop from his eye): Truly inspirational
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megamindsupremacy · 1 year
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I think the Robins should have a “Robin for a Day”program. It starts with Tim after he gets fed up with the YJ team always complaining about how he acts.
Kon: Robin, you seriously need to loosen up a bit more. Chill, the whole world ain’t out to get ya
Tim, has not revealed his identity yet: This is what I’ve been trained to do. How about you spend a day with Batman, and then we’ll see who’s “paranoid”
Bart: bet
Tim somehow manages to manipulate convince Bruce that it is a good idea to let Bart be Robin for a night. Something something more training always better something something get him off my back please.
Bart goes out that night and wrecks Gotham’s shit
Tim is delighted by the efficiency. Bruce acknowledges that Bart was very useful and also is never allowed in Gotham again without explicit and detailed permission
And then the rest of YJ wants their turn. And it goes… well? They’re less rude about Tim’s Everything, at least. Dick hears about all of this going on and is like wait, my friends deserve a night too :( so the Titans and ex-Titans all get to run around with Batman for a night. Bruce treats them all just like he would Robin.
Eventually it’s like a rite of passage. You want to be a kid hero? Alright, I’m calling Batman ya little shit. Survive a night with him and then we’ll see how it goes.
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hijinxinprogress · 8 months
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Young Justice spends all of their time violating the Geneva conventions or mocking their mentors bc they’re traumatized theater kids without any capacity for a verbal filter which is also why they’re not allowed to watch movies at the tower
YJ is watching some hero movie and a character with a gruff voice sternly says “we don’t kill…we’re better than that” so Tim gives the most dramatic sigh and goes “this is giving me back the migraine from our last lecture from the league” which leads to YJ doing their best to dramatically reenact disappointed justice league lectures
Cissie, offhandedly: Most superheroes having that dumbass code that’s some variation of “we don’t kill, we’re better than that…” make me fucking nauseous because who’s we? I’ll have you know my mother assures me that I’m a piece of shit everyday so no I’m not better than this.
Greta, in a mocking disappointed tone: Cissie! I’m very surprised at your behavior, we’ve taught you better than that! We’re here to protect people not to hurt them
Kon, in his best angry Cissie impression: Well, who’s gonna protect my sleep schedule? You woke me up at 3am to stop some idiot that wanted to steal kryptonite? Are you serious?They’re not going to jail they’re going to the nearest cemetery that I can promise you
Anita, in a dramatic hero pose: I’m not like you…you made me realize something, I have friends and people that love me so I’m not going to-
Bart, doing an excellent mimicry of Anita’s unimpressed face: He killed your family wdym you’re better than that, that’s dumb as hell you even look at anyone I know with the tiniest hint of malice you’re leaving in a bodybag
Kon, turning to Bart and making his voice echo the way Greta’s does when she’s annoyed: what is this nonsense I wouldn’t let anyone get away with doing that to you guys I promise they’d suffer immensely
Cassie, hovering in the air doing a terrible impression of disappointed superman: We can’t kill because then we’re no better than they are
Anita, glaring at Cassie with her best Kon impression: I’m okay with that…let’s not pretend you don’t expect this from me, am I supposed to care? They deserve to suffer, why should I be the only one that has to suffer?
Anita, pretending to storm off dramatically while Cassie tries to look disapproving:
Cissie, doing her angry Bart impression: You’re not gonna waste people I actually like then get to chill in jail and breakout in a couple days
Tim, in a dramatic ‘I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed’ tone: I’m not sure how you did things in the future but you can’t do things like this, do you understand?
Cissie, snorting and crossing her arms in the agitated way Bart does: I understand that our first fight will be our last because we’re not doing this shit again I’m not superman
Greta, in a gruff Batman voice: People can change if you give them a chance
Cassie, in a sarcastic Tim impression: I’ll start a timer I’ll even give him five minutes why are you playing with me rn Batman
Bart, sighing disappointedly: You're so angry and I wish you’d find an appropriate outlet for all this aggression. You don’t know what taking a life will do to you, what it’ll take from you….
Tim, in an irritated Kon impression: why not? we can find out let’s do an experiment and find out I like science I’m game hbu??
Cassie, who does the second best Batman voice: Neither of you can even begin to understand-! How do you know you won’t end up ending low tier criminals like pickpocketers? We can’t play judge, jury, and executioner… what happens when you’re wrong? What’s going to stop you?
Greta, fiddling with a phone and shrugging before giving Cassie Tim’s patented ‘I can ruin your life and you’ve just given me a reason’ look while doing her impression of the way Tim stands when he’s pissed and rolling her eyes: Self control? Common sense? When have my hunches ever been wrong? Don’t play with my intelligence, it will not work out for you
Bart, doing his best to copy the way Cassie stands and messes with their hair when they’re pissed: I’m just saying, if you blow up a city block you lose air privileges I have debris in my shoes rn for what?
[JL was meeting with a bunch of reporters in the tower and later had to do a lot of damage control after the press released a statement about the JL failing to rehabilitate young villains]
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Would anyone like to talk about batfam with me? I'm insane about them and need to be heard please im begging.
(I would rather the age range be between 15-18 seeing as I am going to be 16 this year)
all the stuff I'm currently obsessed with is in the tags.
my discord is .rainbowchaos. should you not wanna dm here on tumblr
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dc-tournaments · 4 months
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scarletackrmn · 2 days
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Boom Boom Pow by Black Eyed Peas, but YJ Core 4
Bart is Legally obligated to do the Fergie parts where she says “I’m so 3008, you so 2000 and late”, sorry I don’t make the rules
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ronnyraygun · 2 years
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What if Red Hood came around during Tim’s Young Justice arc—
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yjcorefourenjoyer · 3 months
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I heard you love unhinged Timmy content. So I have a headcanon for you that I would love to get your opinion, positive or negative, on.
So you know how he has that habit of never telling the Bats when things go wrong, especially if he manages to "fix" it before he meets up with Batman? See, every single YJ98 mission, the fact he never told anyone about the 16th birthday thing, no one knows he's missing his spleen, ect.
Well, my headcanon is that he's missing more than just his spleen. Either on some Young Justice mission or a solo mission where he was gone for at least a few days, Timmy lost the majority of his left arm. How did no one notice this you ask? Simple! He got a robotic replacement like many, many heroes did. He just. Got one of the really realistic ones like Matallo will use. Then he told no one except for Kon, Bart, and Cassie. They help with any repairs he needs and the only reason they haven't accidentally told on Tim is because they don't know it's a secret.
It's not a secret, he just forgot to tell them when he got home because he was Very Sleepy and Tired so he went to bed right away. So he simply Never Told Them and Thinks They Know.
OMG I LOVE THIS????? He’d so do that!
They totally find out one day when Tim accidentally breaks it and they find him without an arm, eating cereal or something
Bats: “T-Tim”
Tim: “yeah?”
Bats: “your arm’s gone”
Tim: “yep”
Bats: *concern*
Tim: “wait….. did you guys not know?”
Bats: “NO???”
Tim: “ohhh…….well I’m missing an arm-”
Bats: “WE CAN SEE THAT”
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timisntdeadyet · 9 months
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I've spent all morning sending this image to a bunch of people to see their reactions:
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Here are some of my favorites:
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arrowheadedbitch · 8 months
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Okay, hear me out
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(Sidenote, I do not know who's art this is, I literally just found it on Google and added the text, so if you know who's it is PLEASE let me know so I can properly credit them, thank you)
This art belongs to @burquillos ! Go check out their work it's really good!!!
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cloudydreamingart · 8 months
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The thoughts of post S2 of young Justice Khaji da both telling Jaime his name and becoming a nuisance to his life lol,
Like he still wants to kill anything that breaths wrong but also just give the worst commentary as Jaime is trying to live his life.
Like jaime will just be doin homework and Khaji will for no reason shit like
“If dolphins could walk on land they would be the dominant species and hunted would be hunted and put on display like humans did to them,”
And Jaime just sits there for a minute so confused and questioning so much
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