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#was obsessed for years
eosofspades · 9 months
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i didn't have "i'm broken" teenage asexual angst i had "i'm literally being the only reasonable one about this concept and the rest of you are behaving like fucking freaks" perception issues
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potatoesandsunshine · 8 months
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everything u need to know about me can actually be explained by the fact that i read that poem about the serving girl wearing the pearls so they're warm for her mistress when i was like 11 and it rewrote my brain chemistry forever
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like this Changed Me
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clown-owo · 11 months
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been replaying the Portal series I think this is where its heading
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whisunny · 19 days
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hes vashing that stampede
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annaleigh · 5 months
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WE’RE BACK IN BUSINESS BABY!!!
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rooolt · 16 days
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I know the intrepid heroes were largely joking about it, but the idea of kipperlily having a huge awful crush on riz is sooooo funny to me. Girl with longstanding anger issues and the capacity to orchestrate the death of a supposedly close ally in service of her goals with a crush on world’s most aroace boy. I fear the consequences will be nuclear
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franeridart · 7 months
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mishanks from the past two days because I’ve been……………..slightly taken. by them. just a bit. :)
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ribbittrobbit · 3 months
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The Litany of Saint Kristen Applebees
St. Kristen Applebees, Prophet of Cassandra, The Seeker of Truth, The Ever-Changing, Patron of the Lonely, Solace of the Forgotten The Resurrected The god-saviour The god-killer
(being catholic means very rigid liturgical structures embedded into your brain, great for poetic reasons)
I am not normal about them at all
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hamable · 23 days
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Riz giving Fabian disadvantage while getting a gold tattoo in hell is killing me for two reasons:
1. Fabian receives disadvantage on remaining calm and conscious because his best friend can’t stop making nervous eye contact, and
2. Said best friend is canonically covered in less-than-advisable tattoos of clues from a previous adventure.
BONUS
3: Riz immediately passes out
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ducksbeloved · 1 month
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fig faeth character of all time. she's seventeen. she's the queen of hell. she has 2 heterosexual fathers. she's engaged in a campaign of psychological terror against a guy who is annoying. she has performed a successful surgery with no medical degree. she killed a god with shrimp. she can skateboard. she rebels against her mom constantly but also is her mom. her girlfriend is a bird. she's straight-edge except for drugs. she's a famous rockstar. she has 3 majors. she writes her friends kind notes but lies about who they're from. her bed is under a piano. she's her own warlock patron. and, of course, she's played by emily axford.
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Dick: As your favorite sibling-
Tim: That’s Helena.
Dick: She’s a cousin at best. As you’re favorite legally related sibling-
Tim: That’s Cass.
Dick: As your favorite Brother-
Tim: That’s Duke.
Dick: As your favorite OLDER brother-
Tim: That’s Jason.
Dick: I never tried to kill you.
Tim: In this life no-
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pokidokieships · 2 months
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Nurse, she’s out again !!
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applebees4prez · 29 days
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riz being aroace as well as fabian’s gay awakening is the only correct option but also the funniest one. this loser (affectionate) is obsessed with you but in somehow the most platonic way possible and there’s a second where you think he might like guys and has even dated one but nope it’s the manifestation of his fears of his total lack of romantic attraction. meanwhile girls are asking YOU why you always bring HIM up and you can’t face the fact that you are actually just as obsessed with him because you are just afraid of your sexuality as he is of his. crazy.
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lanavecorona · 4 months
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today i offer you tmnt art. tomorrow???? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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dollkisses05 · 21 days
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need someone obsessed with me in a very poetic and unfortunate way
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i am thinking how much poorer, how much less colorful the world would be if art was only made by "professionals." if all the music, all the stories, all the sketches & paintings & craftwork of the world was created only by the small category of people able to make a decent living from their art. imagine if the only people allowed to create were the experts & the renowned & those aspiring to the top. what a grey world that would be. how much joy would be bleached away! i love you people who create for the sake of creating, i love you artists who do art for tiny audiences, i love you people who make things even just for one person, even just for themselves, even if no one's watching, thank you thank you thank you for decorating the world in which we all exist
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