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violet-butterflies · 9 months

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❥︎ yandere! Popular Girl

❥︎ Warnings ! ☞︎︎︎ Possessive, Obsessive, mentions of stalking and Blackmail, gxg ( female yandere! oc x female reader )

yandere! popular girl just moved into a new school and instantly rose up in the university hierarchy. Equipped with the perfect looks, money and charismatic personality, it was no mystery that a lot of people liked her. There were still a group of people that hated her for being a "whore" and a "pick me" but, honestly, it never bothered her. She knows her worth and she does not care about what other people had to say about her for choosing who to be friends with.

Despite all that, she found herself worrying about what you think of her. She first met you in one of her classes. This particular class didn't have that many students in it due to the fact that not a lot of people were very interested in it. Heck, she only joined it because one of her friends wanted to.

The two of you were paired together for a project. To be completely honest, you slightly groaned at the forced decision. You weren't really on the side that liked her. You heard from your friends about the rumors and allegations of how she did her work half-heartedly and of how she's slept with a huge majority of people so, deep down you were already preparing to basically do this project yourself.

But to your surprise, she was actually nice? She tried her hardest to help but struggled a bit because of how slow she was at understanding things but she actually wanted to communicate with you; which was better than a few people you've had worked with who stayed silent and made the atmosphere awkward. You hated to admit it but working with her was actually nice. You were even starting to wonder about why you decided to believe the rumors without actually meeting the person first.

Even so, you didn't really expect to get really close with her due to the complete imbalance and difference in both of your lives.

Yandere! popular girl actually wanted to be your friend though. She was a social butterfly so she really valued friendship. But, you were completely new to what she was used to. Most of her friends were over the top and extravagant in some way but you were, well, average.

"What are you thinking about babe?" yandere! popular girl's boyfriend asked her as the two were cuddling on the couch. yandere! popular girl's boyfriend was a few years older than her and was just starting to work as a pilot.

"Oh, um nothing. Just this girl I want to be friends with" she admitted before thinking to herself. Why was she thinking of you?

Eventually, you somehow became close with yandere! popular girl. You two would have lunch together or wait at a cafe somewhere before your classes. You even began to realize that she was hanging out with you more compared to the people she was really close with.

"(y/n) let's go to this new cafe! I saw on the internet that it's super cute!"

"(y/n) I wanna take you out on a little shopping trip! I bet you'd look super cute if I got to dress you up!"

"(y/n) wanna go to my house? I wanna show you this really cool makeup trick and I wanna try giving you a little makeover!"

Every single day of the week, you'd always had some sort of plan with yandere! popular girl. Because of how much you two were hanging out, you too were propelled up on the popularity board. You weren't exactly sure why but your friends began to stop talking to you ever since yandere! popular girl became your friend. Maybe they just hated that you were now friends with someone they weren't exactly fond of.

"Trust me! This party is gonna be fun! We're gonna have some fun! Plus you look so pretty in my clothes!" yandere! popular girl reassured as you two got out of the car.

The two of you then entered the very loud and crowded party hosted by one of yandere! popular girl's friends. You weren't sure if it was because of how good yandere! popular girl was at convincing people or if it was because you wanted to feel like you fit in with this completely new crowd but, you began drinking cups of the terrible beer. After a few more, you were a giggly drunk that was sprawled all over one of the couches.

"Hold on here (y/n)! I'm gonna go get something to eat! Don't go anywhere!" yandere! popular girl said before leaving you to get more chips. You only could give her a dumb smile as you began giggling at whatever you were thinking about.

"Hi there cutie... Aren't you really happy about something," a random guy came up to you minutes later. You gave him a drunken explanation before giggling again. The conversation was going well but, unbeknownst to the both of you, yandere! popular girl scowled at the sight.

How dare this random rando talk to my (y/n)?! And why are they getting along so well?!

yandere! popular girl then began stormed your way before pulling you to stand up.

"Oh sorry there! I think my girlfriend is really drunk and we're just gonna go now!" Yandere! popular girl said with a fake smile and a slightly passive-aggressive tone.

You then clung onto yandere! popular girl for support when you looked at her.

"Hehe, you're pretty even when you look mad" your drunk self complimented her. Yandere! popular girl's eyes widened as she looked at your flushed face and drunk smile.

Maybe she going to keep planning how she's going to dig through the rando's data to find anything she can use to ruin his life with later. It's not going to be pretty hard for an internet sleuth like yandere! popular girl. After all, why do you think your old friends stopped talking to you anyway?

#tw: yandere #yandere #yandere x y/n #yandere x reader #lovesick #tw: stalking #female yandere oc #female yandere x reader #female yandere #yandere popular girl #yandere popular girl x reader #yandere oc x reader #yandere oc #obsessive yandere #obsessive love #obssesive #yanderecore

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goldenamaranthe-blog · 2 months

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Band AU: Hazbin Hotel

Because there's always a band AU.

-666 News Broadcast Theme Plays through the dive bar cafe from the small, flickering TV in the corner-

Katie Killjoy: Breaking News in the Pop industry today! Our sunshine and rainbows, Mandy Moore wannabe, and Princess of Hell, Charlotte Morningstar, has come out with a new music video to help promote a brand new album that appears to have been conjured up seemingly overnight.

Angel: Hey, Vagina! (Elbows Vaggie) Ain't that your girl crush from the open band night down at Husk's Casino two months ago?

Vaggie: (chokes on her coffee) What?! Turn it up, Jackass!

Angel: (steals the remote from across the bartop and turns up the TV)

Tom Trench: And, boy howdy, this makeover is on par with most Disney child stars diving off the deep end!

Katie Killjoy: (spears a pen through Tom's hand) No one gives a shit Tom.

Tom Trench: MY HAND!!!

Katie Killjoy: Spectators and fans of our usually diabetically sweet princess feel that this sudden shift is caused by her breakup with Seviathan Von Eldritch just last month, ending the royal arranged engagement, after he mentioned how she refused to "put out" before marriage in an interview with Hell's High Class Weekly.

Vaggie: (bristles) The douchebag....

Katie Killjoy: Let's watch as our lovely princess makes her breakdown public.

-Screen shifts to Charlie holding a mic in one hand while picking a guitar in another, wearing 2000's Avril Lavigne glam rock attire (hot pink, baggy cargo pants, black leather studded belt, rainbow converse, black leather wrist bands, grey tank top with two black goats faced just the right way so their curved horns make a heart and tied together with a rainbow knot, and a black and red stripped tie) Razzle and Dazzle are playing drums and bass-

Charlie: Don't you know that IIIIIIIII- (flips off the camera and sticks out her tongue while mouthing "Fuck you, Seviathan" as the song reaches its climax) I don't give a daaaaaaaamn about you!!! I won't give it up, not for you!!! I'm not gonna cry about some stupid guy. A guy who thinks he's all that!

Vaggie: Whoa! (Big smiles like when Adam got stabbed) Get it, Charlie!

Katie Killjoy: (as the screen returns to normal) Other songs on the album include "Behind These Crimson Eyes", "The Dick Who Blocked His Own Shot", "Smack a Bitch", "Since U Been Gone", and the gay community's rabid favorite "Dear Vaggie"-

Angel: (sucking down his third popsicle for breakfast) What now?

Vaggie: WHAT?!?!?!?!

Katie Killjoy: -The obviously plagiarized parody of "Cool for the Summer" by Demi Lovato has unsubtle lesbian and bisexual overtones that specifically mentions Vaggie "the Steel Vagina". The lead singer and guitarist of the Power/Grunge Metal band, Fallen Angels

Angel: (wheezes as he laughs breathlessly and falls off his stool)

Vaggie: (steaming) Angel!!! ¡Eres un chupapollas, hijo de puta! Why would you tell the news that was my name?!

Angel: (ugly walrus gasps and giggles) Because it's better than I ever dreamed!!!!

Katie Killjoy: Fans of both artists are absolutely frothing at the mouth to see what Vaggie's response will be.

Tom Trench: Frothing at the mouth and other orifices, if you catch my drift. (Gets a pen slammed into his balls) GaaAhaHaaaaHaha!

Katie Killjoy: More on this story tonight at eleven.

Vaggie:

Angel: Soooooo~ Whatcha wanna doooooo~?

Vaggie: We're going to Tune Town, getting a copy of that album-

Angel: Ooooooooh-hohohoooooh~ I can visit dat nice glory hole they got there.

Vaggie: -THEN!!! We are going back to the apartment and making a response single.

Angel: Do you know what you even want to put in it?

Vaggie: (slipping on her jacket) I'll figure it out after listening to the album!

#hazbin hotel #incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #band au #pop star charlie #metal band vaggie #metal drummer angel #chaggie #seviathan von eldritch #charlie morningstar #avril lavigne 2000s fashion was peak fashion for me #I Dont Give by Avril Lavigne #vaggie #tom trench #angel dust #big brother angel #angel and vaggie are roommates and bamd members #katie killjoy #so many song references #breakup empowerment

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little-miss-dilf-lover · 3 days

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Ran over here as soon as i could!

Imagine Tan with his baby girl (4 years) and shes playing with his hair, putting clips and bows and ties in his hair or making tiny braids? Mum an Lem are trying not to laugh out loud when they see them, Lem asks his niece if she wants make-up which she finds a such a great idea! Mum has to stop Lemon. Tan trying his best not to upset his baby girl. And so on and so forth...

Have fun with it🍊❤️🫶🏻

this is the cutest!!! I forever love dad tan!! and with all dad tan stuff, mandy is his daughter (it’s like mandarin, another baby orange) thank you for requesting, hope you like it 💌

BOWS AND BRAIDS.

dad tangerine x fem!reader — fluff

word count. 532

Lemon and Tangerine often acted like they were twelve - the everlasting phase of wanting to annoy each other, joining them into adulthood. They were the others' biggest windup, and now Lemon was having the fun poking at Tan, knowing there was nothing he could do to retaliate.

Uncle Lem had popped by to see you all - to spend time with his family during the week off. All gathered in the living room: you on the sofa beside Lemon, Mandy, your daughter, sitting on the coffee table with Tangerine cross-legged on the floor facing her.

Mandy had her tiny hands in Tan's hair, placing accessories and ties in his curls - cutesy pink and purple clips attached in clumps around the front of his face, messily placed bows at the back of his head and knotted half-braids starting midway through his hair. It was admirable, really.

"Don't daddy look pretty," Lemon teases, crouching beside the coffee table to get closer to Mandy. "He'd make a pretty girl, won't he?"

"No," she shakes her head, shoving her finger into Tan's moustache. "He has a hairy face."

You resist the temptation to laugh, instead leaning closer, resting your elbow on your knee to cover your mouth.

Lemon snickers before continuing, watching the displeased expression grow on his brother's face. "That's right. You should shave it off, Mands. Make him all pretty looking."

Your eyes widen. "No, no, absolutely not. We're not doing that."

"Boo, mummy. Mandy boo her," Lemon eggs your daughter on, lovingly brushing over her face.

"Why can't we shave him, mama?" Mandy asks, turning around to look at you, her face sweet and innocent.

"It makes him look pretty. You know how it doesn't make him a pretty girl? Well, it's the same thing. He's not a pretty boy without it," you tease, looking over at Tan. Your words are harsh, but nothing like the soft, loving expression on your face.

"Do I not get a say?" Tangerine adds, looking between you all with lightly furrowed brows.

"No. You're a mannequin. Mannequins can't talk," Lemon pipes in, immediately dismissing his twin. "How about some make-up instead, Mand? That'll make him pretty."

"Yeah," she smiles, her grin wide and genuine. "Mama has some," she adds, climbing off the coffee table.

"What a great idea," Lemon encourages, standing up to follow after his niece.

You look over to Tan, noticing the 'help me' face he is giving you - silently asking you to stop it.

"I think daddy's had enough for now, no? He looks so pretty, and you did such a good job," you pick your daughter up, placing her on your lap - kissing her cheek.

"Mands," Tangerine calls, dragging out her name. "I just had the best idea," he looks between you and Lem knowingly, a small smile forming. "We should give Uncle Lem a makeover, too. Wouldn't that be fun?"

She gasps, her face lit up in excitement, grinning as she climbs off your lap. Tangerine stands, following his daughter.

"I'll help you, poppet. We'll get all your mum's make-up, yeah?" he chuckles, hitting his brother on the way out. "He's gonna look so pretty when we're done."

#j23r23 #tangerine #tangerine x reader #tangerine fluff #dad tangerine

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i-cant-sing · 2 years

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Speaking of Noaya's misogyny, what would his reaction be if someone else told fushiguro to do their laundry and basically degrade them in front of him. (Like I'm pretty sure I know the general answer but would like your thoughts on it)

Okay okay, imagine a new girl that Naoya had been sleeping with frequently, leading her to becoming an unofficial mistress of the clan. She's respected by the servants and a few of the female members, but she wants to be a part of the clan, which could only happen if Naoya married her. And to do that, she needs to win his heart or something.

She knows that you're important to Naoya, so when Naoya goes away for a mission for two months, she decides to use you to help her cause. She decides to turn you into a "proper lady of Zenin clan".

This time, we're gonna talk about teen reader here. So, teen reader is running around in the garden, bare feet and her clothes all muddy when the mistress calls you over. She gives you a disgusted look as she eyes you up and down before telling you to wash yourself because she needs to talk to you.

Since you'd overheard from the servants about how important she was to your uncle Naoya, you listened to her.

After cleaning up, she sat you down and tie you her plan of your "glamorous makeover" where she'd basically turn you into a lady fit for the misogynistic standard's of the clan. You laughed at her idea first, but when you realised she wasn't joking, you outright refused.

You were walking out of the door when she stopped you with one statement.

"Its what Naoya wants."

What? Your uncle wants this? He ordered her to help you become more "lady like"?

She placed a firm hand on your shoulder. "Your uncle has done so much for you, raised you, clothed you, fed you, sheltered you. And you can't even one thing for him?"

Her words were enough to manipulate you because after all, there was some truth to what she'd said. No matter how annoying you find Naoya, he had indeed raised you. He had given you the best of everything. And most importantly-

He hadn't abandoned you like Toji had.

So, you gave in. To please Naoya.

The mistress took control of everything.

No more runs, after all "it's not very feminine to run like a wild beast "

No more training or fighting, because "it's unattractive for girls to have muscles."

No more this, no more that, no more anything that made you happy.

She made you go to the kitchen and cook super intricate dishes, throwing away the food if it's a a little too salty. The kitchen staff had to hold themselves from wiping away your tears as they watched that vile woman berate your cooking.

She made you sit on your knees for hours until your legs went numb and didn't care for the tears.

And everytime you did something wrong, she made sure you were punished, brutally.

Be it by making you kneel on uncooked rice, or stand in the sun, or take your meals away, or even flogging your hands and calves.

None of the servants were able to help you because they were too afraid of the mistress complaining about them to Naoya. So, they helped her do whatever she wanted to do to you.

Right now, you were learning how to pour tea properly. You don't like tea, don't really drink it unless you're sick and Naoya forces it down your throat, but the mistress says it's an important skill to learn because "it'll make your husband happy".

Anyways, you had to sit a certain way, be completely uncomfortable, hold the heavy ass tea pot a certain way that left your wrists your hurting. You had been doing this for hours and you were now tired.

Well, disaster happened, as the pot slipped out of your hand and spilled hot tea all over your hands and lap.

You screeched at the scalding pain ans the servants rushed to help you, but the mistress? She walked over and slapped you across the face for destroying her carpet. She went on a whole derogatory rant about how stupid and useless you are, how you are an embarrassment for the Zenin clan, how you're a pain in the ass for Naoya, how he should've abandoned you because that's what you deserve-

"What. The. Fuck?" Her rant was cut short by the man standing in the door.

Naoya had returned from his trip.

He rushed towards you, pushing away the servants and his mistress. Naoya took ahold of your hands that had now turned red, and he could only imagine the damage the hot tea had done to your lap. He looked at your teary face, you were trying hard to suppress your whimpers.

"Shh, its okay. I'm here, now. Come along." He pulled you up, before giving a pointed look to the servants. "Get her a fucking doctor right now!" The servants scrambled and gently took you from him, guiding you out of the room.

The mistress stepped forward. "Naoya, I-" But he didn't give her a chance to talk as he slapped her so hard, she fell to the floor.

"HOW DARE YOU?!" He bellowed, and from her position at the floor, she really imagined that this is what a predator must look like before it devours its prey. "How dare you touch her?!"

"Naoya- I- I was doing all of this for you!"

"For me?"

She nodded frantically. "Y-yes! I just- I know she is important to you, so I just tried to make her more lady like! So- so that you aren't embarrassed by her! I- I mean, you're always the one saying how rowdy and unruly she is! How wild she is! I was just taming her- for you!"

"For me? Taming her?" Naoya's eyes widened in disbelief as he grabbed her by the collar and shook her hard. "WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOU STUPID LITTLE BITCH!" He punched her in the face. "SHES NOT A FUCKING ANIMAL FOR YOU TO TAME! AND WHAT GAVE YOU THE RIGHT TO TOUCH A SINGLE HAIR ON HER HEAD!? YOURE BENEATH HER, BENEATH ME, BENEATH EVERYONE THAT BELONGS TO THE ZENIN CLAN, EVEN BENEATH OUT FUCKIN DOGS, YOU WHORE!"

Naoya threw her across the room before stalking towards her. "What the fuck were you even teaching her?! To pour tea, put makeup on, please a man like you pathetically attempt to do?! Huh?!" Naoya grabbed her face and yanked her forward. "Well, since you liked giving lessons so much, I'm gonna teach you something you'll never forget." He began pulling the woman by her hair, dragging her towards the table where the tea kettle was set. He grabbed the hot kettle and poured the scalding beverage all over her face, her screams only making him angrier as his treatment turned worse until she passed out from the pain.

Naoya walked inside your room where the doctor had finished bandaging you up. He had already finished interrogating the servants about what that vile woman had done to you (and he'd already dished out punishments to the servants for not helping you or even reporting to him earlier).

"I'm sorry." You said to him as soon as he'd entered.

Naoya narrowed his eyes at you. "Why are you sorry?"

"For troubling you. And I don't mean just today, I mean for all the time." You looked down, ashamed. "I just- I didn't want you to think that I take you for granted. I know and I appreciate everything you've done for me, especially since I wasn't exactly an easy child to raise-"

"Shut up." Naoya scoffed, sitting down on your bed. "I didn't do anything for you. It was all for me. Nobody forced me to take you in, nobody forced me to raise you. I did it all for myself. So don't try to make this into some sappy little thing where you start being grateful and expect me to hug you and console you because I won't. I don't care if you start crying, I'm not risking getting your snot on my clothes-"

You chuckled and Naoya 's lips quirked up briefly as well. He sighed. "Yes, you weren't n easy child. Yes, you're a pain in the ass, but you're my pain in the ass. And I take care of things that are mine. Do you understand?"

"Yes, uncle Naoya."

"Good. Now, I know you're not stupid and you knew you didn't have to go along to her stupid ass orders, so why did you do it?"

You shrugged. "I don't know, I guess I thought that you'd like it if I was more feminine, more demure like the other women in the family."

"Idiot." He clicked his tongue. "The same rules don't apply to you that apply to them."

"Why not?"

"Because you're best when you're yourself. In fact, we are all best when you're happy. So, just focus on that. And stay safe. Also, I'd appreciate it if you'd sing my praises to the ladies of the family when you see them, I'm scared that they might poison me one day. You know what, just tell me what they say about me."

You shrugged. "I don't know, they mostly just say you're a bad influence, Maki says that you're a wannabe Toji, Mai says you had a thing for my dad- wait, did you? Is that why you adopted me? To lure my dad in? You want to be my mom? Should I call you that? Mama? MAMA-!"

"I'm gonna suffocate you with your own pillow tonight."

#yandere naoya zenin #yandere naoya #yandere jjk #yandere jujutsu kaisen #naoya zen'in x reader #naoya zenin #naoya x reader #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jujutsu toji #jjk x you

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pxssyboy · 1 year

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Me and my girl best friend used to have sleepovers all the time before I transitioned. Then my parents wouldn't let us until now that she came out as lesbian. I'm so excited we can do this again so I arrive at her house super early. Her parents are out so it's no problem.

She puts some pop songs on and we start baking muffins. I feel a little silly about how girly the activity is, but it's a tradition so I don't complain. She has matching aprons for us with the words "besties forever" which I don't remember but she convinces me they're part of tradition.

Then it's time for "makeover" which I am really reluctant about. "Come on, boys wear makeup too, don't they?" she insists. So I let her and she makes me look really girly. Just looking in the mirror makes me pretty dysphoric but she just smiles and says I look pretty and should wear makeup more often.

I feel a little down so I decide to go take shower. But when I'm done I can't find my pjs in the bag I packed. I ask her about it and she offers to lend me some of hers. I agree since we're almost same height but what she then gives me makes me hesitate. It's silky pink top and panties. I tell her I refuse to wear so revealing clothes but she just laughs and calls me silly. It's not like she's never seen my body before, right? I want to disagree but my towel starts falling so I just resign and run tj the bathroom to change into her clothes.

When I look in mirror I can see my nipples through the fabric and my pubic hair around my pussy. Along with makeup I can't help but thinking I look like a girl.

As I emerge from bathroom my friend examines how I look and smiles. "You actually look cuter than I do in them. I think I'll give them to you"

I want to protest that I don't want these clothes but she's dragging me into her room and starting a pillow fight. That takes my mind off my dysphoria and I don't even mind how my tits bounce as I jump.

Then we cuddle on sofa to watch a movie. Few minutes in she puts her hand under my top and slowly traces her fingers upwards. I cough a bit to bring her attention to what she's doing but she just keeps on until she touches my nipples. I hiss at that and try pull away. She shushes me and keeps on circling my nipples.

"I thought you were a lesbian..." I say uncertainty. "Yeah I am" she says absently, still paying attention to the movie.

That calms me down a little. I tell myself that this is just us being comfortable, nothing sexual, so I let her grope my tits throughout the entire movie.

As the end credits roll she sighs happily and says "this is just like the old times". I agree and we hug, content that we can do this again. As we let go she looks down at my panties and makes a sour face. "Do you keep your pussy so hairy on purpose?" she asks disgusted.

I am taken aback but I manage to stutter out that it makes me feel more like a man. She says it's unhygienic though and looks really ugly. I'm sad to hear it so when she excitedly offers to help me shave I end up agreeing.

She drags me to bathroom and takes my panties off. I'm really shy to be naked but she pays it little attention and takes out her equipment and gets to work. I though she was just gonna trim my bush but when she's done my pussy is so smooth it could be girl's.

"Mhm so pretty" she says as she caresses it. At this point I just let it happen since she's so casual about it. Then she declares it's time to go to be but doesn't let me even put my panties back on.

I take it that we're going to sleep so I get in bed and cover myself with blanket. She laughs and follows me under it. I am confused why she didn't take her own when she starts to eat me out. I throw the blanket off and want to shout at her but instead I moan as she sucks on my clit.

"W-what are you doing?" I ask between moans.

She pulls her head up and looks me in my eyes. "Isn't it obvious? I've had crush on you for ages! It's about time I act on it, don't you think?" she says and then she kisses me. I can taste my pussy on her tongue as I let her explore my mouth. Her hands once again find themselves under my shirt but this time she takes it off.

"God you're such a beautiful girl. I wish I had your tits and curves" she exhales between kisses.

I wanna protest that I am a boy but she feels so good and honestly, I'm not even sure myself. After all her calling me a girl made me so wet, there's no way a real man would ever behave like this.

So I let her take me and as she's once again eating me out she stops and looks at me in all seriousness. "I need you to know that I'm a lesbian though. So I hope you don't still think you're a guy. I'd never have sex with a man."

With my head so hazy I just nod, but it's not enough. She wants me to say it. "I'm not a guy" I whisper.

"What are you then?"

"I'm a girl. Please don't stop I'm so close. I'll be your girlfriend, I'll never say I'm a boy again, please just continue!"

She seems to be satisfied with that as she finally gets back to her job and makes me orgasm for the first time in my life.

#forced detrans #detransition kink #ftm detrans kink #fakeboy #ftm dyke #forced feminized

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castawavy · 5 days

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November Save MEGA summary (part 6)

before / next

we're almost at the end now and im sad but also happy that I left off on a good note and not when I was exchausted playing with a legacy

so to start, june and steve are still happy wed

elijah also aged up and it was his birthday and I have NO photos which im really mad about but here he is after I gave him a makeover

adelaide also kissed landon (GASP) but steve saw him leaving their house and decided to give her to talk:tm: 💀 which she wasnt happy about

despite the cringe from her father, she went on a date with landon anyways, and they are kind of a thing, but also kind of not a thing

elijah also set everything on fire trying to cook eggs because hes trying to get as much protein in (but he cant cook)

so now hes only allowed to cook whilst being supervised by june 🤦‍♂️

adelaide made friends with a girl name bridget, who is lily & victor feng's daughter, and she was so pretty but annoyingly adelaide wasnt even remotely interested

some father & son bonding time which doesnt really progress the plot but is cute anyways so here it is

and adelaide got a job at the country club, she's basically a server at the pool bar, but in winter she works catering inside

she also met her coworkers and they taught her how to sucessfully slack off during work hours

and she freaked out tyler cuz shes #quirky

that weekend she also went to a house party and snogged landon HJGSHJSGJHDFVJHD but also caught up with the bheeda sisters

steve and june also proved they were middle aged by starting a new hobby together (power walking) AND THEYRE SOOO CUTE 🥺💖

then they took erica out for lunch and the local seafood place that im really mad I lost because it was my best renovation of club calico YET

and then BIG HUGE NEWS, but the family got a dog named Moose

then I place a church in myt save because I had a bad feeling something ominous would happen to erica soon...

and I WAS RIGHT

so um, yeah, until next time I guess (bows) 😆

before / next

#ts4 #ts4 gameplay #sims 4 #sims 4 gameplay #november save #nsgen1

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lostdrarryfics · 2 months

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lostdrarryfics monthly roundup! February 2024

Below you will find the requests we could not locate in the month of February. Please let us know if you recognize any!

You can also browse our lengthy lost fic masterlist, where we have compiled every request we have been unable to find over the past few years. We're always hoping someone will recognize a fic so we can let the asker know what it was!

1. looking for a fic that came out maybe between 2003-2009 on fanfiction.net. In it, Sirius and Remus are alive and dating, and they are Harry’s gay godfathers. They might give Harry a makeover. Harry and Draco fall in love, and I think that they’re still at school. Lucius and Voldemort are dating at Malfoy Manor and one of them has a thing for purses. Lucius swishes his hair a lot.

2. fic on ao3. It was a pre war drarry. Draco-centric where he befriended harry. I think it was time travel fix it, but im not very sure. Lucius and draco are arguing about Draco’s behavior and lucius smacks draco in the face. his ring cuts dracos cheek and he bleeds. Both him, narcissa, and draco are shocked over this since its not like lucius to hit draco. Narcissa yells at lucius and then tries to talk with draco in his room. Im pretty sure draco ran off to 12 grimmauld place after that and sirius and harry where there when he arrived. I think he arrives at hogwarts train with a bandage in his face. pretty sure draco was the one to get sirius out of Azkaban early

Found! 3. I read this fic a pretty long time ago, at least 5 years and I've been looking everywhere for it but can't find it. I think it was on ao3, eighth year, where Harry gets turned into a kid (around 7years maybe? Definitely under 10) and McGonagle makes Draco take care of him. Harry has big scars on his back from the Dursleys and they cause him to have seizures (? Or something like spasms maybe that are painful) fic is not The Dragon and The Golden Baby by jolly_love

Found! 4. looking for a fic I read in the past couple months on Ao3 where Harry has a menial job at Gringotts as a form of repayment. He knows his goblin co-workers pretty well but he’s not allowed to do any important work. He and Draco are tasked with opening a box that hold’s a witch’s will and the key turns out be a pendant his goblin boss is wearing and it’s revealed that he and the witch had a relationship. It was not part of a larger series and it was probably under 15k words. fic is not Reparations by Lomonaaeren

5. it’s years post war and Harry has been an auror abroad. I think maybe France? But he comes back for a case and is surprised to be working with Draco. Then he learns Draco is friends with all his friends, especially Luna and Neville. There’s a scene where Luna asks him to model for her cuz her model dropped out last min and Harry loses his mind over the photo the next day.

6. slowburn drarry fic! unfortunately all I remember is that Draco had been sorted into a house other than Slytherin, and Hermione often helped him with his anxiety being around crowds

7. Draco asked harry what would happen if the aurors come to take him to Azkaban for the use of his wand, and Harry answers that he would kill them all and them do it with Draco right there, I know that harry was morally grey but not dark harry

Found! 8. It’s an eventual Tom/Draco/Harry story. Good dark side. Harry ends up kidnapped/captive and they realise he is abused and start taking care of him. He is kept in a hotel in France I think. Dumbledore gets him back and uses a ritual to turn him into a puppet. Ginny and hermione support this. Ron eventually regrets and helps Draco let the Death Eaters into Hogwarts. They reverse the ritual on Harry. Dark side wins.

Found! 9. I don’t know which year, but it’s one of the fanfictions where Harry is the Heir to like 8 different families, and Narcissa teaches him etiquette. The thing that is stuck in my head is that he uses a special knot for his tie, which represents all the families. I think he was actually introduced to the Wizengamot and voting on stuff, but I might mix that up with other similar fanfictions. fic is not Birth of the Serpent King by Keira Marcos

10. post-war fic I read on Ao3 probably in 2021 or 2022. All I remember is that Harry accidentally travels through time and wants to again (for Draco obvs) but Hermione says even his small trip caused big changes and now there's this thing called Brexit.

#our new monthly roundup!#drarry #lost fic #drarry fic #drarry fic search #drarry squad

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amethystunarmed · 6 months

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It Can't Be Undone

Word Count: 1,502 Ao3 Link

The gym erupts with demonic technicolor and laughter that makes his skin crawl. They are chanting and singing but Peter can't even pay attention to them. He only has eyes for the figure that has appeared directly behind them. "Richie?" And then... The thing wearing Richie smiles. ~~~ The Lords in Black figure Peter, Stephanie, and Grace would prefer to speak with familiar faces, and everyone has a bad time about it.

"Hello fwendy-wends."

And the gym erupts with demonic technicolor and laughter that makes his skin crawl. They are chanting and singing but Peter can't even pay attention to them. He only has eyes for the figure that has appeared directly behind them.

"Richie?"

Peter asks it like it's a question, but it's not. He's known Richie since kindergarten, has gone trick or treating with him in full face paint, seen him with a black eye and a fat lip, cackled with him after Ruth gave them full makeovers. The point is, even with green hair and a radioactive letterman and his fingers being fucked up tentacles, Peter would know Richie anywhere.

And then... The thing wearing Richie smiles. Because it must be wearing him. Because Richie would never make an expression like that, a smile with so much malice and too many teeth.

"We wanted to make you comfortable, meeting you with a familiar face." Richie's face widens, impossibly. His cheeks split along the seams. "And Richie wasn't using his."

"W-what... What the fuck?" Stephanie nearly shrieks. Peter feels like his heart is in his throat. Oh god, oh god this can't be happening.

"Don't want to talk to me?" The thing wearing Richie pouts. It was something Richie used to do all the time, when Peter and Ruth refused to watch a thousand hours of whatever anime he wanted to show them. But it looked nothing like Richie. It was... crueler. It was the kind of expression you made at a dog before putting it down. “We were the bestest pally-wals. Right, Petey? Though, maybe you would recognize me better like this?” Water drips down from his hairline and blood gushes from his nose and his face tinges blue and bloats and holy shit, is this what he looked like after-

Peter turns to the side and throws up.

"Guess not!" The Lord giggles. His face snaps back to normal. The abrupt change gives Peter motion sickness.

Behind him, one of the figures cackles. It sounds like a bleating goat.

“Humans... So disgusting,” another Lord remarks from the opposite direction. Their voice is low and slow and vaguely familiar? He can't place it.

"Listen"—and Stephanie is starting to sound annoyed and Peter should really do something about that before she snaps at one of them—"We're just trying to-" She stops abruptly, and speaks with abrupt horror. "Dad?"

Peter's head snaps up at that.

"Holy shit."

Because standing there in a blue beret with ooze dripping down his face is Mayor Lauter.

He chuckles at their shock, a sound that is musical like wind chimes falling down a staircase. “Your father was such a stunning performer, Stephanie, I couldn’t resist snatching him up for myself. Telling all of the people of Hatchetfield he cared if they were safe? Telling you he didn’t know what happened to your mother? The man was an artist.”

“What does my mom have to do with anything?” Stephanie demands, but the Lord just chuckles again.

“Yum yum!” A guttural voice cries, and Peter’s eyes jump from Mayor Lauter to the pink monstrosity beside him. Peter had only seen her twice, and once was while her head was flying through the air, but Peter is ninety percent certain that she’s Mayor Lauter’s driver. He doesn’t recognize the man in yellow, but Grace is staring at him with utter terror.

“Daddy?”

Oh fuck.

“Grace?” Peter breathes. Surely he heard her wrong. Grace didn’t mention her fucking dad dying, surely she would have mentioned it.

The Lord with Richie’s face tuts. “Your father went back to the Waylon House this morning, after you went to school. He was looking for proof of your innocence." He smiles wider, flesh cracking to show his gums and molars. "Tell me Grace, would you consider your father to be a nerdy prude?” Peter is getting dangerously close to throwing up again.

“No, no, no,” Grace sobs, shaking her head.

The yellow Lord laughs. "Your Father loved tinkering away at that old house! A man after my own heart! I usually collect Spankoffskis but I think I can make an exception just this once!"

"What- what do you-" Peter stammers, whirling around, suddenly afraid he will see Ted or his parents among the creatures they’ve summoned, but apparently they have used up whatever goodwill they had.

"ENOUGH!" The green Lord yells. "I'm sure you didn't bring us all this way just to chat. You want to make a deal, right?”

“Of course they do, Wiggly,” the Lord in purple says, “I’ve seen it." She titters, like she made a clever joke, and winks. "That’s one of the reasons I took this body, she was always so observant. Loved to watch what she couldn't have.”

Her, Peter didn’t recognize at first. The hoodie she is wearing made her practically shapeless. Her curls are longer and without their usual frizz. Her headgear is nowhere to be seen. But really, it’s obvious, isn’t it?

The Lord disguised as Ruth smirks as she lowers her glasses to peer down at them. Her gaze is heavy when it lands on him. He feels it like a steel blanket as it drapes across him. “They want us to get revenge on Jägerman for them.”

“W-we, we don’t want revenge,” Peter says. And ten minutes ago, he would have meant it. But now, with the ghosts of Ruth and Richie peering down at him, Peter isn't sure he's telling the truth.

"Come now Petey, there's no judgment here. You'll do it, won't you?" And then Wiggly changes. His features stay the same, still the green hair and eyes and eyebrows, but suddenly, it's arranged in an expression Peter recognizes.

"For me, Peter? Please... It..." Tears well in Richie's eyes. "It hurt, Pete. He took his time, made me beg. I screamed for you, for all of you, and none of you came!" Richie sobs, and Peter, like the fucking idiot he is, reaches out on instinct, like he always did when Richie had a meltdown.

"Richie, it's okay, deep breaths..." Richie usually keeps his inhaler in his backpack, maybe Stephanie could grab it while he-

And the smile with the endless teeth returns and Wiggly snaps his teeth at Peter’s fingers. Peter manages to jerk his fingers out of the way but he still brushes against Wiggly’s cheek. It's cold, like kicking down in a lake, feeling the chill of water much deeper than you expected.

Like a corpse.

"Ah, ah, ah! No touching!" Wiggly scolds, "Wouldn't want Tinky to get jealous."

Right. Richie is dead and Peter is a naive dumbass. His lungs constrict. A lump wells in his throat. Blood rushes in his ears and suddenly the gym is spinning.

His friends are dead. Holy fuck, his friends are dead.

"Aw, do you miss us Peter?" Ruth's voice asks him and Peter stares determinedly at his lap so he doesn't have to look at her. “Will you cry for us?”

"Leave him alone!" Steph yells, and Peter would be flattered she yelled at a god for him if he wasn't so fucking scared. He thinks the Yellow one is saying something or maybe it's the thing wearing Mayor Lauter and maybe Grace replies but doesn't hear any of it. Sound echoes like he is deep underwater. He can't stop looking at Ruth and Richie. It's an optical illusion, so powerful it makes a migraine bloom behind his eyes. Ruth is a total klutz. Richie fidgets uncontrollably. They are not these suave, confident creatures. But he can't stop looking, because if he stops looking he'll forget. Does it even matter? Is he too late? These are his friends. These aren't his friends. He is committing a lie to memory. Can he bear to look away? He just wants to recall every single detail, even if it's wrong-

Stephanie shouts, so desperate it snaps Peter back into his body.

"We just need Max gone. And then we'll give you whatever you want!"

"Whatever we want!" Wiggly cries with overexaggerated excitement. "How generous, Steph-pha-nie!” She flinches as he says it with the same weird emphasis as Richie. “Let me check my Christmas list!"

"Be a good girl Grace, get us what we want!" The yellow Lord yells, in a stern but nasal tone.

“Don’t disappoint your father again, Stephanie, not so close to the election,” the pink one tuts.

This is a fucking nightmare. Grace is still gazing in blank shock at the face of her dead father, and Stephanie has her hands clamped over her ears, and Peter thinks that maybe he should comfort them, but he can’t stop looking at Richie’s face pretending to consider come up with some fresh hell to torture them with next.

“Ahhh!” Wiggly gasps. It’s an inhuman noise, like all the air leaving a tire at once. “There is something.”

“What! What do you want from us?” Stephanie practically screams. Peter thinks she might be crying.

“We just want what you cherish most.”

And maybe Peter is imagining things, but he swears Wiggly is looking right at him when he says it.

Chapter 2

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theomnicode · 6 months

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One punch man and flirting with romance

Romance, in my opm? More likely than you think.

There are many instances in one punch man where the author and the mangaka specifically tip their toes into showcases of implicit romance than explicit, but it is there and I'd like to jump into the romantic cruise ship and put down some of the cases where romance has been implied.

Starting with number one, Fubuki and Psykos implied to be kissing under a tree as teenagers where Fubuki seals off Psykos' powers with an implied kiss, where Psykos is also seen blushing right after. Rest of their interactions also ooze romantic overtones.

Number two is cd audio drama, Saitama and the mysterious heroine, where Saitama and Genos go see a movie and Saitama starts talking about relationships after seeing Suiryu flirt with a woman, then goes on tangent about girlfriends and such.

Saitama: That’s not the point... I have the feeling that things like a heart to heart interaction, sharing an umbrella, warmth, are all things broken away in my life. Other people can have things like big events and circumstances happening, romances and such bringing happiness in their daily lives. I have the feeling something broke and that sweet-like fluffy, nice stuff just fell right off from me. That's what I meant.

Saitama: Genos, look, have you ever seen a hero anime without a love interest in it? Genos: I don't remember watching a lot of anime in the past.. Why do you ask? Saitama: Well, we're heroes, right? We're working and living as such. And yet, why are we indifferent towards things like love interests or girlfriends? In some way it seems obvious and logical, but is it really ok? Are you ok with reality being so much harder than fiction?

It is obvious that Saitama would still be interested in romance, as he seems to be a romantic at heart, yet after becoming so strong he struggles with his emotions, his apathy.

Saitama also reads romantic shoujo manga on his spare time, as seen on season 2 OVA.

Number three is fairly recent addition where it is implied that Genos interest in Saitama as a disciple may or may not be entirely platonic. 3 different people (Zombieman, Flashy flash and Amai-mask) take note of Genos growing interest in Saitama. Genos has also been noted very much be interested in his master's physical appeal in audio cd dramas and below excerpt.

Genos for a long time, has been a prime example of a potential fool in love, but it is still handled in implicit rather than explicit manner. Shoujo sparkles and all that included.

Number four is a most recent addition of Blast and his partner, possibly holding hands under the panel. Blast's partner is specifically referred to as "partner" and not a collaborator by Sitch, giving his partner some more importance in the scene than rest of Blast's teammates. This one may be reaching, but we'll be seeing in future arcs how correct that assumption is.

Number five, Saitama and makeover audio drama where Genos has given Saitama's attack a long name.

Saitama: (Serious voice) Super shining and lightning, that’s right, this next punch will overwhelm you like a gust of northern urban wind deep in December, this illusionary, fantastical, understanding punch from the heart, starting from hyper dreaming attack the final, a never-ending eternal forever endless sentimental with a high sense aggregation of full throttle, godless, loneliness, can’t stop falling in love and as soon as fighting…

Number six, monsters named Maiko plasma and Electric catfish man appear to be a married couple. Maiko plasma refers to Catfish man as "darling" in multiple occasions, so they appear to be involved.

Number 7, where Tatsumaki thinks that Saitama is attracted to her because he's gripping her hand.

Last but not least, number 8, romantic alternate universe comedy part between Fubuki and Saitama in high school audio drama, where Fubuki thinks Saitama wanted to confess to her.

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OPM may not yet have any really explicit romance, but implicit...there is a boatload. ONE does not leave fans cold when it comes to romantic undertones. :D

#opm #one punch man #opm meta #romance #saitama #genos #psykos #fubuki #tatsumaki #blast #maiko plasma #electric catfish man #Youtube #long

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allgirlsareprincesses · 9 months

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I'm so curious as to what your thoughts are on acomaf/Rhys. Personally, the reason the second book infuriated me was bc SJM completely shifted Tamlin's good traits onto Rhys, while erasing the fucked up things the latter did (like breaking Feyre's arm 😅), and thus clumsily erasing chances for interesting complex grey-morality characterizations for both characters. Also Feyre forgot about Tamlin so fast it almost made the first book seem useless lol. idk, I just liked Tamlin and feel he was done dirty with the weird lib-feminist makeover acomaf got. I did continue reading the series though. I'm not trying to make you uncomfortable speaking about this, so feel free to ignore this ask. Have a lovely day 💖

Phew! So my issues with the series are NUMEROUS and some day I will go into all the reasons I quit ACOMAF 3/4 of the way through, but for now, let me sum up my problem by comparing it to another modern phenomenon: Frozen.

Like ACOTAR, I have many specific dislikes about the Frozen series, but my main problem with it is the way it cynically uses fairy tale motifs against the audience, but then still wants to claim it is a fairy tale. Frozen's setup gives the audience absolutely zero reason to doubt or distrust Hans (other than the arrival of Kristoff). In fact, Hans and Anna have one of the best insta-love songs from the Disney collection, and it galls me TO NO END that it's a trick, a lie. And then the rest of the movie repeatedly mocks the audience for believing in fairy tale love ("You can't marry a man you just met!"), as if to say everyone who has enjoyed Disney fairy tales up to this point is a sucker. Yet then it expects us to invest in the Anna-Kristoff romance after punishing us for the Anna-Hans one. And meanwhile, Kristoff is about as interesting as stale bread (sorry not sorry, it's true. I love you Jonathan Groff, it's not your fault sweetie.).

So anyway, back to ACOTAR. Book 1 is a straightforward Search For The Lost Husband. Taken on its own, it honestly rules as an example of this Cupid & Psyche tale type. It has the hunter-huntress motif, the jealous sisters, passage into the otherworld, hidden/cursed prince, supernatural helpers, three trials in the underworld, and even resurrection from death. It's literally perfect, other than Rhys marking her and just generally being creepy.

And then the next book PUNISHES the reader for enjoying that. HAHA you fool, you sucker, you got taken in by an abuser! Actually that whole book was a f*cking waste of time and a lie, and what Feyre really needs is this dude who's secretly perfect and who has all the aesthetics of a tormented prince but none of the actual psychological damage (like, say, Tamlin had). And who pursued Feyre not because of any natural affinity but because he knew she was his predetermined MATE (ew ew ew and I repeat EW). And who dictates every f*cking plot point and then magnanimously gives Feyre the OPTION of participating and we're all supposed to cheer because he says "It's your choice" before repeatedly using her and endangering her.

And to the extent that this is another Search For The Lost Husband, why would I want the same story told again, especially when the narrative wasted my time and mocked me for investing in the last romance? I just... really resent the author using those motifs without signaling sooner that she's going to deliberately undermine them (which can be done, in fairness, but it takes more skill than SJM has displayed).

So yeah, that's my issue. It really seems to come from this faux feminism that has a lot of antipathy toward traditional fairy tales, but doesn't know how to critique them without mocking the protagonist and audience alike.

#acotar #acomaf negativity #acomaf #a court of thorns and roses #a court of mist and fury #sjmaas #acotar negativity #critique #rant #frozen #prince hans #tamlin #feyre archeron #rhysand #tamlin x feyre #search for the lost husband

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pensbridge · 9 months

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I love talk about any couples' love languages. It reveals so much to a character's core, provides background, and tells us about who they are!

We all know Colin's love language is physical touch; I suspect he will greatly receive love by way of words of affirmation (we've already seen "you merely believed yourself in love; one should never apologize" exhibit A and 'purpose' scene exhibit B). Imo, Penelope shows her love with words of affirmation/she will receive love through physical touch and acts of service; I feel Penelope would be the type to take into account actions shown to her over what is said, and of what seems too good to be true.

There's just such a long list of what we could see-

Physical Touch: 1001 ways Polin shows their affection inc Carriage scene ✔️confirmed, Mirror scene ✔️confirmed, also the unholy trilogy.. (parts 1, 2, & 3+) of Every Couples' Journey to Acceptance of their Feelings for One Another: The Unplanned Moment that Catches You Off Guard, The "I need this to happen again to confirm what I think is right" Initiation by 1 Participant Re-moment, & The Establishing "this is where we're at--'so in love, but we haven't said it yet'," Mutual Affair that makes a couple look completely at ease and settled even though they've only been together for like 3 weeks atp, (often times shown in a montage).

Also) the most casual touches/shows of affection-Penelope sitting on Colin's lap, hand-holding, hair brushing or brushing hair behind ear, etc. etc.

Words of Affirmation: Colin telling Penelope he loves her and all the things he loves about her in a big speech; Penelope telling Colin she loves him and going into depth of her long-term affection for him; Penelope complimenting Colin's writing, and encouraging him about his writing; Colin complimenting something of Penelope in their lessons; admiration and affection for one another's snark; Colin complimenting Penelope's makeover dress; Colin complimenting Penelope's writing 😯; Penelope accidentally letting it slip something she likes about him while she's trying to remain mad and it being the cutest thing that can't help but make even the antis go "aww"

Acts of Service: cooking for the other; Colin trying to 'protect' Pen with his heroicism x 20; Penelope making a dessert for Colin

Quality Time: Lessons aka Colin finding excuses to stay near her; reading together; writing together; long walk together; calling upon one another at their houses; standing together x50 at balls; dinner?; Lady Danbury-Polin interractions plzzzz; if Colin somehow takes Penelope on a date; drawing room, if Penelope and Colin spend time with Eloise as the third wheel- time with other siblings where we see how they are a third wheel...

Gifts: Necklace?; Colin brought back something else from his trip for Pen (bonus if he gives it to her once they're engaged due to the circumstances); Penelope's potential letters she never sent (is this a gift? I'm counting it.); flowers

#do i think colin gives the necklace to pen? No. -will I accept if he does? No doubt!#polin ramblings #polin #married polin #bridgerton #penelope x colin #penelope featherington #colin bridgerton #bridgerton season 3 #wants

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lusticial · 2 years

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general danganronpa mastermind dating headcanons!

warning: gn reader, slight nsfw on junkos part, mentions of scars on izurus part, mentions of arson and robbing on mikados part.

🛍 JUNKO ENOSHIMA NON DESPAIR

geez, how did you even bag her?

she is literally the prettiest woman in the world??

lucky mf ANYWAY

junko absolutely spoils you ROTTEN

she has a lot of money, if she sees you eyeing something, trust me; she'll buy it.

also, she loves embarrassing you in public. It's a bit annoying, but it's quite cute. She hugs you, throws you on her shoulders, pinches your cheek, etc!

"hey yyy/nnnnnn do you know HOW MUCH OF AN AMAZING S/O you are??"

trying not to look away in embarrassment

I have a feeling she can't cook, so it's not a good idea to cook with her.

"junko, why is the salt pink?"

"heh, that's not salt SILLY!!"

...hm. I wonder what it is?

if you're the shy type, SHE LOVES making you feel awkward.

she'll purposely wear revealing outfits and ask how you feel

junko your titties are out

she also likes to give you makeovers, like very often.

she also watches barbie

🥀 IZURU KAMUKURA

oh wow. very protective

not in a weird way, but he kinda watches you almost everywhere you go.

ESPECIALLY if he has a bad feeling about something. this man has every talent, i'm sure there's something about being an observer in there somewhere.

if something DID happen to you, no it didn't.

i'm serious, he's defending you quicker than you can blink

another topic, but his hair is?? so soft??

you've never seen it tangled. he spends a normal time in the shower so it's very confusing.

he doesn't mind if you play with his hair, just avoid the scars on his head.

he listens to taylor swift

sometimes SOMETIMES when you're alone, he may crack a slight smile or quiet giggle.

it's very cute ☹️☹️ though you can never get a picture cause he always seems to know?

he really likes cuddles, just be wary of his hair.

you'll wake up with it ALL OVER your face.

though, are you complaining? it smells good.

👗TSUMUGI SHIROGANE

ahh best girl!!

she is so sweet. literally loves you to death.

she really wants to cosplay with you, but understands if you're not interested.

if you ARE interested, she wants to cosplay EVERYONE with you.

her tiktok has 178k followers and she's only following you

sobbing

there is always a smile on her face when she's with you. she just can't stop?!??

she's also pretty bold, she rarely stutters when it comes to lovey dovey stuff.

"hey y/n i have the fattest crush on you"

"tsugu, we're dating."

she blushes so hard around you.

it's like that one reddit story with that wife that had a huge crush on her husband plz someone know what i'm talking about

she doesn't mind being the big or little spoon, she likes being the little spoon though.

she likes hugging you from behind, but she gets pretty scared when you hug her from behind. once she knows it's just you, the fear turns into happiness.

don't break this woman's heart or i break yours😡

🪄 MIKADO SANNOJI

what??? you actually like him?

he's had no friends his entire life, it's really shocking that you even wanna LOOK at him.

but i really think he would ask you out first.

when he realizes he likes you (which doesn't take long)

he asks you out as soon as he can. he's not afraid of rejection!

okay he paced around his room for a bit.

if you reject him (NO) he will just laugh and say it's okay. he's upset, but he doesn't want it to ruin your friendship. eventually, he asks you out again and again until you finally say yes.

he LOVES being the small spoon. literally never considers your feelings on being the big spoon 😭

he's one of those people that YELL when they stretch. don't ask why, he just is.

he moves around a lot in his sleep. one moment he's next to you, and the next he's floating above you.

once you guys start dating, he stops using the mask around you. it's nice seeing his face and seeing him smile.

his idea of dates are robbing small businesses and committing arson.

why small businesses? 😭

though, everyone enjoys a good picnic, right?

he literally piggy back rides you 24/7. he doesn't even use his legs.

"mikado get off, i'm tired."

*no answer*

"...mikado?"

mikado: 😴

nah it was funnier in my head i apologize folks.

he actually really likes it when you style his hair. even when you make him look dumb.

he could literally have 7 pigtails and half neon green hair and he will still say it's amazing.

he says stuff like "you're so cute i wanna squeeze you in a cheese grater and sprinkle you on spaghetti and eat it"

...just ignore him.

a/n: i wrote this at 3am, i apologize if it's unfunny or weird. also, i am a little bit biased when it comes to tsumugi and mikado, so what? ☹️ ok goodnight

#danganronpa #junko enoshima #junko enoshima x reader #izuru kamakura x reader #izuru kamukura #tsumugi shirogane #tsumugi shirogane x reader #sdra2 #mikado sannoji #mikadosannoji x reader #sdra2 x reader #danganronpa x reader

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danwhobrowses · 5 months

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One Piece Chapter 1099 - Initial Thoughts

And we're back

After a week break it's time to see if One Piece will take the lead in emotionally devastating me for this week, given how other things are leaving me on 3 week breaks of ship-based anxiety, not that you could tell of course I've kept it sooooo well-hidden

Anyways, it's time for more One Piece and so, more Kuma backstory, let's see where we go from here

Spoilers for the Chapter, Support the Official Release also

Oden cover this time, Tanukis are giving him a makeover

We pick up where we left off two weeks ago, King Becori has returned and has been burning down the south

Kuma though is fighting through the fire to save people

Becori got the idea from the Goa Kingdom fire, figures

The people though are a lot more resistant to the act than the Goa Nobles were, so Becori orders a few to be killed to silence the mob

Kuma is here and he is fucking pissed

The church is being used as a shelter, as Bonney worries for her dad

Despite Becori's threats, Kuma lays out the entire castle, the One Man Revolution of Sorbet

News travels to Marejois about a new king in Sorbet, as Saturn learns that the people voted Kuma to rule

Kuma though says he's just a figurehead, since a previous king, Bulldog, is actually running the country

A much more adult looking Bonney is running laps in the church though, surprising everyone in how much she looks like Ginny

Seems she somehow ate a Devil Fruit, but also wasn't aware of it, since her aging up was unintentional and she was just trying to up her stamina

As the others try to see how much control Bonney has over the fruit, King Bulldog arrives at the church

Hey it's that old version of Bonney she used in the Reverie, but also Bonney here...

Turns out Queen Dowager Conney was an actual person, explains some things at least in how she made it to the Reverie in that disguise

Kuma yelling at Conney at the back thinking it's Bonney XD

Conney is Bulldog's mother, and Bulldog as Kuma's advisor has come with news

Becori's still about, running a smear campaign on Kuma, thus the moniker of 'The Tyrant'

The propaganda means he's still backed by the World Government, and thus it's only a matter of time until they come back to finish the job

Wanting to protect Sorbet, Kuma leaves it in Bulldog's hands, and goes out to confront Becori again at sea, this also means Bulldog and Conney will take care of Bonney in the meantime

'But I'll be so lonely' welp that's another knife in my riddled heart right now

Alas, Kuma does confront Becori, sitting pretty on a Navy ship and accusing Kuma of usurping him and being a corrupt dictator

Kuma sunk the armada, which got him a bounty (Carrot meanwhile sinks a bunch of Yonko ships and doesn't even get one bounty...yes I'm still sore about it the anime did not help validate her conclusion in Wano)

'He was a hero' 'I don't care, he was my dad first' - Oda please my heart doesn't have room for all these knives

Bonney also wants to be a pirate when she's 10 and cured

Kuma journeys out for info on Sapphire Scales, traveling to all the places he sent the Straw Hats to

He first goes to Chopper's island, since they had vast medical information

Then to Mihawk's island, doesn't look too occupied back then

Oh hey it's those Grand Fleet guys, Jeet and Abdullah

The bounty hunters of course fail in trying to claim Kuma, this was very pre-Dressrosa

Vegapunk's old home is next but they don't have answers

Tequila Wolf is sailed past again (Kuma and Oden have now sailed past it), I don't know what the next one is but it looked like Kuma helped it out, maybe it was Brook's island?

Then Weatheria (Nami's island) and the Boin Archipelago (Usopp's island) with Heracles'n

The stress is creeping up on Kuma though, dead ends and Bonney's 10th birthday is getting closer

Now that's a draconic ship there

The Revolutionaries have found Kuma, Morley has joined and Betty is still looking way different to how she does now

Dragon has a drink with his old Comrade, Ivankov and Inazuma are in Impel Down at this point, but despite all the news around Kuma he doesn't listen to media

Betty also gets Kuma's blessing to lead the Eastern Forces, since Dragon wouldn't allow anyone to take Ginny's position without it

Sabo and Koala also wanted to see Kuma, if only Dragon showed this much pride in his biological child

But he does give Kuma some intel, Vegapunk is moving labs and security is lax, good time for an audience

I think the move is implied to be the Punk Hazard incident too

Kuma is more than willing to rejoin the Revolutionaries once Bonney is cured, and Dragon is more than willing to welcome him back

Back at Sorbet, Bonney is learning how to fight, the scales are still spreading slowly though

Kuma takes Bonney to Navy Science Division Lab 08, which will later be where Egghead Island is, telling her it's a check-up

Got a little box for her like Nezuko

Everyone's surprised about how weird looking the other is

Vegapunk CAN cure Bonney, so clone theory might be done now

Bonney is playing with Sentomaru at this moment so she's not privy to the conversation

Stem Cell Treatment will be the method, real life solutions being thrown in there

The price is exorbitant though, equivalent to building a cyborg

Vegapunk also learns that Kuma's a buccaneer, even though his association with the WG would make that dangerous information

Vegapunk can't explain why Buccaneer blood is special, but he'd like more of it to clone him

Kuma is of course concerned about the idea of clone soldiers, but with Vegapunk using it as a form of payment he's more than willing to do it

Vegapunk hoped at least that the clone army's ability to deflect bullets and shoot lasers would scare evil pirates into submission, having watched Oppenheimer I think the sentiment is meant to be similar

But Kuma does like the idea of robots bearing his likeness protecting the innocent

Saturn meanwhile though has other intentions for them 'a weapon's worth is defined by how many it kills'

The bots are named Pacifista after Kuma's proclaiming himself a pacifist, two men looking to do some good without the hindsight of what damage they will wrought

This was a steady chapter really, could've been a lot more devastating for sure.

We've slowly built up again to all the stuff leading to Kuma's affiliation with Vegapunk, as well as his brief run as a pirate. Much like Corazon it seems most of his travels were fuelled by trying to find a cure for Bonney. A lot of blasts from the pasts this chapter too, though I suppose it makes sense that Kuma visited the places he sent the Straw Hats to, given how them being sent there was tailored for their skills or what they needed to improve on.

The Bonney Clone theory is likely dead, but I still can't put it past Oda to pull the rug, especially for Chapter 1100 - Oda and round numbers after all.

But yeah, it seems a brief alleviation for the moment, before it likely goes to hell again...

#one piece #one piece spoilers #op spoilers #egghead island arc #future island arc #bartholomew kuma #jewelry bonney #dr vegapunk #revolutionary army #monkey d. dragon #belo betty #pacifista #sentomaru one piece #saint jay garcia saturn

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“But if holiness is the fulfillment of your God-given identity, then only by His grace will you become who you were created to be. Your gifts, talents, and other qualities do not need to be suppressed in order to follow Him. In fact, He may desire to use those gifts for a greater purpose than you ever imagined!

Choosing to live a godly life is something you should do for your sake and for the sake of the world. A great deal rests upon whether or not you say yes to God-not just once, but daily. In her book The Privilege of Being a Woman, Dr. Alice von Hildebrand reminds women:

As long as women are faithful to their "religious" calling the world is safe. But the threat menacing us today is precisely the metaphysical revolt of feminists who have totally lost sight of their vocation because they have become blind to the supernatural.

When women lose sight of their call to holiness, the entire world misses out. If you're going to help save the world (you mistakenly think we're exaggerating), begin by taking the time to make an inventory of your spiritual life. Ask yourself:

Am I interested in pleasing God, or am I trying to please myself while hopefully not offending Him?

Am I more concerned with being accepted by men or being accepted by God?

• Whose heart am I trying to win?

Am I waiting for God, or is God waiting for me?

Also, look at your daily habits, and compare the amount of time and energy you spend on your physical appearance compared to the amount of effort you spend on beautifying your soul. There's no problem with looking gorgeous. Just make sure your soul matches the rest of you.

Perhaps it's time to give your spiritual life a makeover. If you used to have a devotional life of prayer, get back in the habit. If you've never been particularly religious, don't be afraid to deepen your interior life. God isn’t hard to find. You’re probably the one who has been playing hard to get!”

-Jason and Crystalina Evert, How to Find Your Soulmate Without Losing Your Soul

#Christianity #woman #womanhood #feminism #quotes #relationships #dating #love #Jason Evert #Crystalina Evert #How to Find Your Soulmate Without Losing Your Soul

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𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐂𝐊 𝐈𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔 - platonic.

flash warning !

summary : in which [name], yuuji, megumi, and nobara had one mission to eliminate the curse but found themselves in each other's bodies.

pairing : none because why not ?

notes : if you know by who i was inspired by for your powers mwah on ur forehead + i hate writing with "you" so i'll go back with "she"🫶🏿. + a lot of time skip + it is awful <3

───── Sitting in the front with Ijichi, you took the time to give yourself a makeover, which you missed this morning due to the sudden knock on the door. Not paying attention to what was going on around you, you turned your gaze to your brunette friend. "Nobara, is my liner all right? I think the one on the right is longer.”

Feeling stressed under the hard gaze of the girl who proceeded to shake her head - “Nothing to worry, your liner looks perfect !” A sigh of relief left your mouth not noticing the stares of the boys behind you. However, a clearing of the throat caught your attention: it was Ijichi. Understanding his signal, you put your make-up away and took the time to listen.

"A level two curse had been reported in an abandoned amusement park,” he explained calmly under the attentive ears of the young teenagers, “we don’t have much information on it, nobody seemed to have been attacked by it.” He finished while parking the car, you and Nobara could only wince at this lack of information.

“So we're being thrown into the lion's den, I’m not even surprised anymore.”

“It’s not Ijichi-san’s fault.”

“Don’t worry Ijichi-san we’ll take care of it, right guys ?” Optimistic as ever, Yuuji managed to get a smile from the black hair - nervous, admittedly, but a smile nonetheless - while Megumi simply nodded, Nobara returned a confident smile and you rolled your eyes before looking at your watch.

Seeing the time on the clock, your eyes widened in surprise, you rushed towards the boys and grabbed them by the collar - "We've got to hurry, I've got a date with that boy in two hours! If I miss it, I promise you'll never see the light of day again." The duo nervously sweat dropped at your sudden change of attitude, but did not say anything.

"Don't forget I have to help you with your outfit!" Nobara added as she joined you right after you.

─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ───

The closer the creepier it would get, yet it was the morning you couldn’t imagine the color pattern at night a shiver came tickling your spine. First thing that welcomed your group was the huge clown’s head which saw itself losing its colors. His mouth was wide open, smiling mockingly. No matter how much you looked around, everything seemed to be really scary, and nothing he found as an attraction attracted you, making you wonder how this park ever worked.

“This place gives me the creeps . .” You mumbled while following your friends, Yuuji on the other hand seemed quite in awe of the place, “Man I wish I could have been here before it got closed !” he said with his tone revealing all of his happiness, the three of you could even see stars in his eyes.

You only frowned at his statement before remembering how much he loves these kinds of things, noticing how calm the place was when you opened your mouth - “Guys, I think we should split into duos. It would be much easier, plus we don’t know what to expect.” - As you talked you looked at each of them, seeing their expressions reassured you, they seemed to agree.

“I agree, I’ll go with Nobara and you’ll go with Itadori.”

With firm nods you parted ways and started to walk along with the pink hair, carefully looking around there were some distorting mirrors that were more or less in good condition, seeing your reflection lying there Yuuji couldn't help but let out a laugh. You couldn't let the smile spread across your face. Yuuji was a ball of happiness, but only moments later the creature's presence grew stronger and stronger.

“Yuuji be ready I can feel it.”

“Play with me . .” A distorted sounding voice began to echo in your ears, repeating the same words, warning you of a creature that was surprisingly small in stature. But it contained a great mass of occult energy. The creature was adorable in appearance, small and round with short legs that happened to be hidden by its body, it was pastel blue and had large black eyes that looked like spiral squiggles.

“It has to be the cutest curse I’ve ever seen.” You admitted, “Sorry sweetie but playing with you won’t be possible.” Removing your earrings, two new figures appeared: twins with blond hair, one of whom happened to be slightly taller than his brother.

"I've missed your beauty so much!" It was Yuto, who was on one knee on the ground kissing your hand as Kuto looked on in disgust - "Now I understand why her ego seems to grow bigger every day..." Murmuring the pink-haired sweat dropping in front of the stage, your amount of confidence would sometimes be at the same level as your teacher.

“It's for things like this that I like to summon you Yuto you always know what to tell me but enough talk, let's get to work!"

The two curse weapons were transformed into firearms, making it possible to attack from a distance while Yuuji took care of the close-range attack, which seemed to work at the start of the fight. Until it opened its mouth, sucking up everything in its path. You hated that feeling of humiliation you felt towards such a tiny opponent, and that sensation of being sucked in you could only be drawn towards the curse.

Trying to shield your face, you saw your friend clinging to a lamppost that was about to fly into the wolf's mouth. "Kuto, Yuto we have to help Yuuji!" you cried, "Yuuji catch!" you threw him one of your weapons, a white light appeared and a rope appeared binding you both together.

Trying to pull as hard as you could, it seemed impossible.

“What’s going on ?!” Nobara was holding you by the waist, pushing you towards her, and Megumi was standing there.

“We’re having fun,” you stated sarcastically, "The goal of the game is simple: the first one who ends up in the stomach is the one - no but what do you think?!" Glaring at you, the brunette didn't have time to reply before she felt herself being sucked in, the four of you can only let out screams before being swallowed.

─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ───

Opening your eyes slowly, you stroked the top of your head and let out a groan, feeling a slight headache as you did so. Nobara happened to be the first to wake up - "Aah Nobara we're alive, is my hair all right you know how much trouble I had styling it this morning!" At the sound of your voice you stopped immediately, your voice had become much deeper, with a lighter gentleness added to it. Wanting to be sure, you turned to see your body waking up.

"Tell me I'm dreaming ..." You fell to your knees, grabbing 'your' face as exaggerated tears streamed down Itadori's face, and then it was Nobara's turn to panic, as she was in Megumi's body.

"We need to find a solution and I don't like it at all!"

"Hey, my body's not that bad!"

"Not only am I in it, but Sukuna's in it too, If I need to remind you!"

"Oh..I forgot."

"She's right, [name] doesn't necessarily have the ability to control your body like you do. This is turning out to be a lot more complicated than I expected." Explained Megumi who was trapped in Nobara's body, eyebrows frowned thumb and forefinger under her chin.The Nobara who was trapped in Megumi's body nodded.

─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ───

Later in the morning you found yourself forced to cancel your date with the handsome brunette you had met at the mall. Currently you found yourself sitting in Yuuji's office chair waiting for more suitable clothes.For the shopping trip you planned with Nobara while waiting for the curse to be found. A few moments later Yuuji pulled out a sweatshirt and a pair of jogging bottoms. "Here, this should be okay !"

“Hmm sure, and here you go,” you handed him your clothes before standing up,”Do not get dressed before I come back.” It was out of the question for him to see your body without you knowing, it would be embarrassing, so you went back to your room and undressed with your eyes closed. Not wanting to see Itadori's body, you used your touch to change and it was easy to get changed.

Looking at yourself in the mirror, you worked out a few details before taking your make-up kit and accessories with you. Hurrying towards his room, you knocked before entering - "It's about time I thought you - er, why do you have so much stuff in your hands?" You laughed at the look on his face before placing your equipment on his desk.

"What question is that, my face loves being pumped so that's what I'm going to do. Come on, close your eyes." You removed the uniform from your body, leaving it in your underwear, before stacking your outfit piece by piece.

A white off shoulder cashmere showed off your shoulders and stopped at the level of your hips, while the bottoms were a pair of low-rise gray-blue jeans decorated with a belt. You slipped on a simple pair of trainers before starting on the make-up. As much as you liked taking care of yourself and putting on make-up, today you were thinking much more about your friend's comfort, after all, he was the one in your body, so you put extravagance to one side.

“You look so pretty,” pushing him in front of the mirror, letting him admire your work,”What do you think ?”

"You've done a great job [name] as usual!" He gave you a thumbs-up as he smiled, "Although the circumstances are still bizarre ... ..." He scratched the back of his (your) head.

“Don’t remind me.”

─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ───

It was in a somewhat chaotic mood that the clothes fitting for you and the brunette took place. You would have liked to see the clothes on your bodies, but for obvious reasons this was not possible. Nevertheless, you did pick up a few pieces. Continuing your walk through the shop alongside the brunette, you spotted a cuddly toy that reminded you of him, who was sulking nearby.

"Look at these fake nails, they're so cute!

"They'd totally suit you!"

"Well girls, we're getting a bit tired here!" Yuuji complained, getting confused looks from the customers, while Megumi (in Nobara's body) pretended not to know you, bothered by the sudden attention. Rolling your eyes, you headed for the till to pay for your shopping before joining the boys (in each of the girls' bodies) waiting outside the shop.

Once you'd finished, you joined the duo waiting for you as they walked together out of the shopping center. A café caught your eye - " How about a little something to eat before we go back? Smiling, you pointed to the café, receiving positive responses.

"But you pay." Said Nobara (in Megumi's form), walking past you (Yuuji's form), owlishly blinking your eyes confused you pointed at yourself (Yuuji's form).

"Yeah it was your idea after all.." Seconded the real black hair, stuck into the brunette's body.

"You guys are the worst." You grumbled walking behind them a pout on your face (Yuuji's face). Walking in the cafe, everything inside was so pretty, the pastel colour palette dominating every corner of the shop making you feel like a princess in a man's body. The pastries in the window made you want to eat them, they were so pleasing to the eye, but in the mouth? The joy of being in the body of a growing teenage boy!

Arriving at the counter you all took your order, which you had the false joy of paying for. Sitting down at a table, you began to eat, but you stopped Yuuji in his tracks, grabbing his wrist. "Don't move." You took out your phone and took a picture of him (your appearance).

"Come on [name] I'm hungry!!!"

"Yes, two seconds, I can still take photos of myself can't I?!"

"There's not a second where you can't stop embarrassing me …"

"You'll have to get used to them, Fushiguro." Says Nobara said as she sipped her drink, watching you and the pink-haired girl argue meanwhile the spiky hair (in Nobara's body) could only sweat dropped at her statement.

"[name] I thought you couldn't go out today ?"

Hearing your name, you stopped pulling on your body, which had been conquered by Itadori. Turning, you met the dark-haired man with whom you were to spend the day. Yutso. He looked at your body, his eyebrows furrowed and his mouth slightly open.

The whole table was silent, an atmosphere of embarrassment hanging over you but not seeming to affect the young man who was waiting for an answer. Stumbling over your words, you finally tried to open your mouth but were quickly cut off.

"You should have tell me if you wanted to spend time with your friends over me I would've understand . . ."

He offered you a forced smile veiling his sadness, ashamed you lowered your head (Itadori's head). Your body seemed completely elsewhere before being kicked by the duo who had noticed your discomfort with the situation, both of them began to glare at him.

Clearing his throat (your throat) Yuuji spoke, "I'm sorry for lying to you, I was caught in a family situation with my cousins over here and I didn't want to bother you with my problems. ." Yuuji softly explained.

"I understand but, if you want to talk about it I'm here and if you want to take your mind off it we can always plan a date for another day." Then he hurried on, "I mean, if you want to!"

"I would love that !" It took you five seconds before you realized your mistake due to the look you received from the latter who was looking at you with wide eyes, you corrected yourself before continuing "For the two of you I meant."

"You have some supportive cousins I see !" Yuuji nodded, and accepted the invitation for you before greeting the brunette who had to leave.

"I can't believe I had to witness your hormonal surge." Just hearing that voice it irked you.

"Not the wannabe Ben 10 alien talking now . ."

Ignoring the words coming out of the mouth that had appeared on your cheek, you were happy with the course of things and ate with peace of mind while chatting with your friends.

“I almost forgot,” you said before rummaging in your bag, pulling out a plushie, it was a brown rabbit with pink bows that was at ear level, “She reminded me of you, adorable and so kind. Plus it's a thanks for coming with me and Yutso." You handed him the gift happy to know that he was liked it.

"Woah you're the best [name] it's so sweet, thank you !"

At the same moment you found yourself with the cuddly toy in your hands, then you looked ahead and saw Itadori in front of you, looking to your left and seeing Kugisaki looking back at you. You quickly understood and you both high five, again giving the cuddly toy to Itadori, the four of you let out a breath of relief.

"Ah I missed my body, we should thanks Gojo-sensei after !"

"Agree !" The rest of them immediately nodded. Grateful for his help. But knowing your teacher.

"Thinking about it, he will probably remind us how humiliating that mission was for us and mock us so how about we ignore him ?" You asked, they all nodded excepted Yuuji who was enjoying his plushie and food.

"You're right."

ᝰ.ᐟ winnie's note : it's so long for nothing 😭 but hopefully some of y'all liked it i'm so disappointed with what i wrote but still kind of enjoyed it (?) + i'm planning a series, well three i'm so excited ! also i've put some visuals (link for some stuff if u can't visualize hehe) see ya

#anime fanfic #black writers #jjk x reader #jjk fluff #jjk comedy #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jjk first years #itadori yuuji #megumi fushiguro #nobara kugisaki #x fem reader #x reader #anime x reader #jjk fanfic #jjk oneshot #chaotic #so embarrassing #what did i just write

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