Young Justice x male reader- incorrect quotes
Robin, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Y/N, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Wally, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
Kaldur, trembling: What are we playing
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*Robin is cooking*
Y/N: Any chance that’s for me?
Robin: It’s for Kaldur. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need them on my side.
Wally: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.
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Robin: *Screams*
Y/N: *Screams louder to establish dominance*
Wally: Should we do something?
Kaldur, hoping that someone can finally get the ninja child to chill: No, I want to see who wins.
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Robin: Bye Y/N! Bye Wally! Bye Kaldur! Bye Artemis! Bye Y/N!
Wally: You said ‘bye Y/N’ twice.
Robin: I like Y/N.
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Robin: You kidnapped Y/N? That’s illegal!
Wally: But Robin, what’s more illegal? Briefly, inconveniencing Y/N, or destroying our dreams?
Robin: Kidnapping Y/N, Wally!!!
Kaldur, meeting his celebrity inspiration: Robin, listen, whatever I may think of you right now- these guys are counting on you to inspire them!
Robin: What, to kidnap people?!?!
Kaldur: To work together!
Robin: TO KIDNAP PEOPLE?!?!?!?!
Artemis: Robin, we all agreed a celebrity is a not a people.
Y/N, teenage orphan heir in Gotham who is feared by everyone for reasons: *Happy to be there* Uh do I get a say in this?
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Robin: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Kaldur: Robin no.
Y/N: Mistlefoe.
Kaldur: Please stop.
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Robin: WHY. why did you give Wally a KNIFE?!
Y/N: I’m sorry. He said he felt unsafe.
Robin: Now I feel unsafe!
Y/N: I’m sorry.
Y/N: ... would you like a knife?
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Robin: Y/N and I don’t use pet names.
Wally: I see. Hey, what do I call tacos?
Robin: My love?
Y/N: Yes, Di?
Robin:
Wally: Don't ever lie to my face again.
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Robin: How's the sexiest person here~?
Y/N: I don't know, how are you~?
Robin, flustered: I-
Wally, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!
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Robin: How do I deal with my enemies?
Y/N: Kill them
Robin: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution
Y/N: Kill them only a little?
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Robin: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much.
Y/N, went to Blackgate undercover for funsies: Oh, you’ve been?
Robin, protected by the big bat for now: Once. In Monopoly.
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Robin: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?
Y/N, who has pissed off the entire Justice League and the league of villains: Oh, I’m always running
Y/N: The question is from what
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Robin: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?
Y/N, accidentally emotionally adopted by John Constantine: How am I supposed to know?
Wally: You say, as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.
Y/N: *sighs*
Y/N: You wouldn't be trapped.
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Wally: Y/N and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us
Robin: *Sighing* What did Y/N do?
Wally: He chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
Y/N: Who wants a steering wheel?
Guys I'm stuck in writers block, pls request or suggest any new characters or fandoms I can write for!!!!
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Lately @threewaysdivided 's OlderBrotherDanny!AU has been occupying the majority of my brain space so I've just had to draw a few somethings for it 🥰🥰
We've been volleying ideas and headcanons back and forth about this AU and we've come to a consensus about a few significant features:
With the exception of his eyes and nose, Danny is the spitting-image of John Grayson while Dick has mostly inherited Mary's facial features
Danny and John share the Grayson family tradition of Big Bushy Brows™️
Since 3WD and I are big fans of the Danny-Has-Very-Light-Blue-Eyes train, @threewaysdivided has come up with an awesome headcanon that Danny's unusual light eye color is a weird recessive trait that pops up every few generations in the Grayson family
The reason that Danny was adopted out at birth is that he was born premature and with congenital defects that would have made it unsafe for him to be part of the troupe, least of all a traveling circus
I have to say, drawing baby Danny with his little messy mohawk has given me a lot more joy than I expected it to, I can't stop looking at it 🥺 I love looking at Brother!AUs, they never fail to make me reach for the Kleenex.
If you guys want, share some of your favorite Brother!AU headcanons in the tags or notes! All these juicy new headcanons are making me itch to draw them ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Hola hola
If ur comfortable I’m currently in desperate need for headcannons for pothead!reader with either batfam or young Justice? Maybe both..??? OH ALSO They/them for reader who just so happens to be dating dick?
THANKS!!:!:
Thank you for the ask! IDK how accurate this fic is but hope y’all enjoy it!
You weren’t the typical vigilante, you weren’t trained by some great thousand year old league, you didn’t have super powers and you smoked pot for fun...
You thought the Young Justice team would mind it but they didn’t, Wally immediately wanted to experiment what it would do to his speed, mega’an accidently ate a joint thinking it was an Earth dish, Kon didn’t particularly care and Roy had already been prescribed some for his anxiety.
You were glad they were so open minded, especially Dick.
You both had chemistry the second you joined the team, and you began dating shortly after.
You loved lighting a blunt with him, listening to ABBA and bitching about the Justice League during your off times.
You also spent your break time with Roy, when he didn’t want to talk to Oliver and when his anxiety and PTSD got the better of him. He trusted you the most because he trusted you not to judge him, and it was true, you never would.
Hey guys! Sorry for the hiatus but i’m back and I hope y’all have more requests! Have a great day/night ahead!
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